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ihavenoideahowtodream · 8 months ago

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Fucking.

Art cred Klotho-Fashion on Redbubble.

#laundry #i just need to swap it over #but i had to make a meme to process my trauma #fucking laundry #prometheus

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gnotknormal · 1 year ago

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wear the same shirt for 3 days, put it in the wash because you "probably should", but it's fairly clean.

put on a clean shirt. get food on it immediately.

#gnot me #relatable probably #laundry #fucking laundry

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pseudowho · 1 year ago

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Adulthood is the bane of my otherwise great life.

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

#Three kids #Career #Responsibilities #Fucking laundry #When it should just be #Kento Kento Kento #Hiromi Hiromi Hiromi #please help

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milk-lover · 22 days ago

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I stupidly washed a load of laundry with a new red dress that (unbeknownst to me but on reflection it was pretty easy to predict) did NOT have stable dye. Fortunately, because I’m (as one could guess from the rest of this post) BAD at laundry, the load was completely overfilled, so the damage ended up being localized to only a section of the clothes, since nothing was moving about or migrating much in that machine. However, Unfortunately, the red dress managed to laser target the 3 most expensive/irreplaceable items in the load, including $170 worth of hardwearing clothes I use on the reg, incl my favorite jacket which isn’t sold anymore. (And then also like some pj pants and a $5 band shirt that was already stained and maybe looks cooler now so. Win some lose some ig).

Anyway this is your PSA to not wash brand new red clothes in mixed loads thank you have a good day. (Or at least a better one than I’m having. It’s a low bar fs)

#FUCKING LAUNDRY #I’m so upset #help me oxiclean you’re my only hope #OH YEAH ALSO when i was filling up the bucket to do an overnight oxiclean soak the fucking sinK TAP BROKE????#SO IT WAS JUST POURING WATER INFINITELY. and it was the HOT TAP THAT BROKE. AND THE PLUG FELL INTO THE DRAIN.#SUPER HOT WATER. FILLING THE BASIN. CANNOT REACH INTO THE SINK TO UNPLUG W OUT GETTING BURNT TO SHIT #MY DAD YELLING AT ME FOR BREAKING THE TAP. FRANTICALLY SCOOPING WATER OUT OF THE SINK BEFORE IT FLOODED THE LAUNDRY ROOM.#BAD TIME #dad eventually stopped yelling and turned off the water and I got the plug out and turned the little red valve so that sink is just out of #order now. like it ended up fine actually but gosh that was an unfortunate 15 minutes of my life

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lillotte17 · 3 months ago

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I have been in the solavellan fandom for...A While. (do not count the years, i beg) and everyone has their tropes and themes re: wolves/halla and hunter/prey and the New Herald being worshiped/the Old God nearly forgotten, and tbh I like bits and pieces of all of them, but like...

For me, the most compelling story is that Lavellan is just Some Guy (gn).

They meet Solas and accept that he is like them. He's an elf. One of The People. You are like me. I am like you. We are The Same People. And because of that, I will protect you with whatever power the humans around us have given me, because I know this is not the safest place for either of us.

And it just fucking... gets him, right? Because that's his whole deal. The world is broken because the people aren't People. He's not like them. They're not like him.

I just love the idea that this impossibly old, incredibly powerful sort-of-god, trips into a hole and nearly throws his entire game away because a regular person (albeit one who was thrust into extraordinary circumstances) decided to be kind. Offered him protection and friendship. Asked him to tell them stories. Grieved with him when he lost one of his oldest friends.

He could not deny that they were a person, because they treated him like a person.

I love how ordinary that is. How simple. How devastating.

'You're real, and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything, but it can't.'

#Solavellan #solas x lavellan #dragon age #like it's such 'in another life i think i'd have really loved doing laundry and taxes with you' vibes #like to live an extraordinarily long and devastatingly bloody and ultimately lonely life #and then be offered love simply and honestly with no strings or caveats from a person who genuinely just...likes being with you?#RIP buddy i think I'd have gone a bit feral myself #I think this is probably why I am still foaming at the mouth over them a decade later #i have never wanted 2 people to Catch a Fucking Break so badly in my LIFE #let them have their life with laundry and taxes ;_;

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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago

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"get 😠my country's 🇨🇦name out📤 of your 🫵 fucking🖕 mouth😗

and my sword 🗡️

give me that 🤨"

#eliza rewatches #like he's so fucking cute i want to put him in a box and shake it really really hard #i want to cradle him inside my cupped palms then wring him out like laundry #i've been watching hugh's and ryan's interviews and they talked about ryan's interest in clownwork #actually. i'm not joking. the part where ryan is expressive through a mask #and like??? yeah the verbal rhythm #if it clicks with him then it'd click with me too AND IT DID #i adore creativity among the privileged #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #deadclaws #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024

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soracities · 2 years ago

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i think sometimes you have to hold on to life because because because and sometimes you have to hold on to life despite despite despite and sometimes when that is not enough you have to hold on to life purely out of Spite ❤️‍🩹

#the Horrors wont do the laundry for me so they can go fuck themselves #that kind of vibe #p #idir lúibíní

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sickfreaksirkay · 29 days ago

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lancelot never had to do any fucking circuit laundry

#£5 minimum to add credit to my account when i only needed 20 fucking pence to actually get enough credit to do my laundry #“oh ur laundry's done come quick or someone will chuck ur clean clothes on the floor so they can use the machine” and then you get there #and its like. oops we meant theres half an hour left #KILL YOURSELF!!!!!#delete later

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valcaine · 4 months ago

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