#FUCKING LAUNDRY

[ihavenoideahowtodream]

Fucking.

Art cred Klotho-Fashion on Redbubble.

[gnotknormal]

wear the same shirt for 3 days, put it in the wash because you "probably should", but it's fairly clean.

put on a clean shirt. get food on it immediately.

[milk-lover]

I stupidly washed a load of laundry with a new red dress that (unbeknownst to me but on reflection it was pretty easy to predict) did NOT have stable dye. Fortunately, because I’m (as one could guess from the rest of this post) BAD at laundry, the load was completely overfilled, so the damage ended up being localized to only a section of the clothes, since nothing was moving about or migrating much in that machine. However, Unfortunately, the red dress managed to laser target the 3 most expensive/irreplaceable items in the load, including $170 worth of hardwearing clothes I use on the reg, incl my favorite jacket which isn’t sold anymore. (And then also like some pj pants and a $5 band shirt that was already stained and maybe looks cooler now so. Win some lose some ig).

Anyway this is your PSA to not wash brand new red clothes in mixed loads thank you have a good day. (Or at least a better one than I’m having. It’s a low bar fs)

[lillotte17]

I have been in the solavellan fandom for...A While. (do not count the years, i beg) and everyone has their tropes and themes re: wolves/halla and hunter/prey and the New Herald being worshiped/the Old God nearly forgotten, and tbh I like bits and pieces of all of them, but like...

For me, the most compelling story is that Lavellan is just Some Guy (gn).

They meet Solas and accept that he is like them. He's an elf. One of The People. You are like me. I am like you. We are The Same People. And because of that, I will protect you with whatever power the humans around us have given me, because I know this is not the safest place for either of us.

And it just fucking... gets him, right? Because that's his whole deal. The world is broken because the people aren't People. He's not like them. They're not like him.

I just love the idea that this impossibly old, incredibly powerful sort-of-god, trips into a hole and nearly throws his entire game away because a regular person (albeit one who was thrust into extraordinary circumstances) decided to be kind. Offered him protection and friendship. Asked him to tell them stories. Grieved with him when he lost one of his oldest friends.

He could not deny that they were a person, because they treated him like a person.

I love how ordinary that is. How simple. How devastating.

'You're real, and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything, but it can't.'

[brainrotcharacters]

"get 😠my country's 🇨🇦name out📤 of your 🫵 fucking🖕 mouth😗

and my sword 🗡️

give me that 🤨"

[pseudowho]

Adulthood is the bane of my otherwise great life.

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

oh god i just remembered a dream i had last night where i somehow won a phannie sweepstakes that i didn’t sign up for and the prize was dan and phil staying at my house for two days.

the first night, i was going to sleep on my bedroom floor. i hadn’t seen them yet, so i wasn’t even 100% sure the phweepstakes was legit. but just as i was going to sleep, i looked up, and there they were.

dan was in my laundry room (which is right across the hall from my bedroom), doing my laundry (most unrealistic part of the dream, but as he fucking should). and phil? phil was standing like he was in this picture:

just🧍🏼but with a face more like slime!phil:

mixed with the energy of his reaction to dan saying superstitions aren’t real:

so basically, this is what i saw:

(that’s the actual view of my laundry room from my bedroom floor)

so i made eye contact with phil, which was a huge mistake. he started stomping towards me, slowly but with really intense stomps, like it was hard for him to move. dan turned around momentarily and then seemed to realise what phil was about to do, and without reacting, turned back to my laundry.

phil was getting closer, and i knew i was in trouble. as quickly as i could, i pulled out my phone to snap a picture for proof that they were in my house, because i always have dreams within dreams that i saw dan and phil and then would wake up still within the dream and have no proof. i managed to capture two shaky pictures before phil reached me and everything went black.

then i woke up (still in my dream) in a room i didn’t recognise. my mom was in the bed next to me. “mom, where did dan and phil go?!?!”

she looked at me confused. “what are you talking about?”

i didn’t answer her, i just asked, “where’s my phone?” my hands were shaking, i knew in that moment that at least part of it had been a dream, but i also felt deep within me that it really happened. i just needed the picture to show her, so she’d believe me.

i found my phone and unlocked it. with shaking hands, i went to my camera roll and clicked on the first picture.

the picture did show my laundry room, but dan and phil weren’t in it. there was, however, a blurry shape in the center. my mom assumed that it was just because the picture was bad quality, but i knew. i knew it was phil. and i knew that no one would ever believe me, that i would have to live with the truth for the rest of my life.

a bunch of other shit happened not related to dnp before i actually woke up for real, but that’s not what’s important.

what’s important is this: do not EVER let phil lester into your house. if he does manage to get in though, PROMISE me, whatever you do, you won’t look him in the eyes.

definitely let dan in though. he’ll do your laundry.

[soracities]

i think sometimes you have to hold on to life because because because and sometimes you have to hold on to life despite despite despite and sometimes when that is not enough you have to hold on to life purely out of Spite ❤️‍🩹

[sickfreaksirkay]

lancelot never had to do any fucking circuit laundry

[valcaine]

hello life steal fandom

[valtsv]

i've finally represented their height difference accurately. i can retire now.

based on this classic

[qprpbj]

oh ik they know damn well….

[todaysbird]

another con of renting: the neighbors in our duplex, as we have just discovered, gave us fleas

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

boy, who's got you smilin like that?

[exlimix1a]

TADA! Fanart for @pillowspace's Celestial Sundown fic!! I'm super duper happy with this-- as I ought to be, with the time it took 😤hehehe!

Leave it to Pillow to pull me back into sun & moon with their phenomenal work! C: It's right up my alley and I look forward to seeing what happens!

[sparrow-in-boots]

"John is not Yellow. He’s gold, Arthur."