#FUCKIN FUCK

[bloodibambiidoll]

i needed you to see this again too because i’m actively dying and chewing at my walls. 😵‍💫

UUUUGHHHH I THINK ABOUT THIS WAAAAY TOO OFTEN LIKE WHAT THE HEEEELLLLLLLLLL WHO GAVE HIM THE FUCKING RIIIIIGHT!!!!

[bugbxyjunk]

tw: s/a

[sexual-wasteland-baby]

yeah finding out that my best friend circa 2020 has blocked me everywhere is fucking tearing me apart and fucking up my other friendships and my self worth

[pumpkin-bread]

Hoooo boy am I ever in need of more surgery for my endo

this is bad

[stayandot8]

Fuckin-

Stray Kids Reaction to you wanting to ride their thigh

Chan: *Was looking for a break when you asked. Doesn't hesitate to let you.*

"Really? My thigh?" He smirked in amusement as he sat back. "Then come give me a show."

Minho: *Can't help but praise you while he watches, loving how you come undone from just his thigh.*

"Just like that." He groaned as he felt the patch on his thigh. "So good for me."

Changbin: *A bit wary at first but it doesn't take long before he finds himself getting into it.*

"I didn't think I'd enjoy it this much." He licked his lips. "But seeing you this desperate..."

Hyunjin: *Already excited at the thought of it and wants to know what you'll do for him after.*

"And what do I get out of it?" He raised a brow. "Or do you plan on making it up to me later?"

Jisung: *Feels you slightly grinding on him in the studio, hoping it'll coax him to leave.*

"Are you that desperate for me?" He chuckled darkly. "Couldn't even wait till we got home? Had to settle for my thigh?"

Felix: *Isn't opposed. Complies straight away in fact. But not without some conditions.*

"As long as you can stay quiet." He smirked as he flexed his thigh. "Wouldn't want the guys to know how desperate you are."

Seungmin: *Isn't one to turn down watching you get off. Especially on top of him*

"Then come sit." He smiled while patting his thigh. "Show me how much you've thought about it."

Jeongin: *Was a bit nervous but it fades away as he sees you enjoying yourself.*

"You look so good like this." He rasped out as you grabbed his arm. "My pretty girl."

- asshole 4

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

So my lawnmower somehow miraculously decided to return from the dead......

......now that most of the grass is too thick for it to cut.

The thing is 21 years old, it screams in terror and shuts off if the grass is higher than one's ankles.

So guess who's weed eating the back yard in fifteen minute intervals between charging the battery for an hour at a time?

Yeah. It's me.

Also, the grass is so damned thick that apparently a colony of moths has taken up residence its dark depths. I'm causing a homelessness crisis for an entire colony of moths. I love moths so this is upsetting for more reasons than one.

No snakes so far. I can and will throw the weed eater and run away screaming like a small child if I encounter a snake. Would wear my Big Ol' Goth Boots for added ankle and shin protection, but it has been damn near 100°F outside all day with a heat index of +10 to 15F, so frankly, fuck that.

If I go out doing yard work, I guess that's how I go out.

Then I suppose one could say...I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

I'M SORRY IF I DON'T MAKE DUMB JOKES AND LAUGH ABOUT THIS TRAVESTY I'M GOING TO LITERALLY LOSE MY MIND

Also I may be slightly delirious from the heat

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[juiceboxjiffy]

Too much to fuckin backread.

Swear I'll get to replies eventually. Just wanted to say that

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[are-we-really-doing-this]

In my saltiest of hours, watch this match.

[pastadoughie]

[oddthesungod]

Essek: I want to study you Ashton: haha, like... carnally? ;)

[tottenhamn]

I propose to move that line just a tiny bit