#FUCKIN FUCK

[bloodibambiidoll]

i needed you to see this again too because i’m actively dying and chewing at my walls. 😵‍💫

UUUUGHHHH I THINK ABOUT THIS WAAAAY TOO OFTEN LIKE WHAT THE HEEEELLLLLLLLLL WHO GAVE HIM THE FUCKING RIIIIIGHT!!!!

[bugbxyjunk]

tw: s/a

[sexual-wasteland-baby]

yeah finding out that my best friend circa 2020 has blocked me everywhere is fucking tearing me apart and fucking up my other friendships and my self worth

[stayandot8]

Fuckin-

Stray Kids Reaction to you wanting to ride their thigh

Chan: *Was looking for a break when you asked. Doesn't hesitate to let you.*

"Really? My thigh?" He smirked in amusement as he sat back. "Then come give me a show."

Minho: *Can't help but praise you while he watches, loving how you come undone from just his thigh.*

"Just like that." He groaned as he felt the patch on his thigh. "So good for me."

Changbin: *A bit wary at first but it doesn't take long before he finds himself getting into it.*

"I didn't think I'd enjoy it this much." He licked his lips. "But seeing you this desperate..."

Hyunjin: *Already excited at the thought of it and wants to know what you'll do for him after.*

"And what do I get out of it?" He raised a brow. "Or do you plan on making it up to me later?"

Jisung: *Feels you slightly grinding on him in the studio, hoping it'll coax him to leave.*

"Are you that desperate for me?" He chuckled darkly. "Couldn't even wait till we got home? Had to settle for my thigh?"

Felix: *Isn't opposed. Complies straight away in fact. But not without some conditions.*

"As long as you can stay quiet." He smirked as he flexed his thigh. "Wouldn't want the guys to know how desperate you are."

Seungmin: *Isn't one to turn down watching you get off. Especially on top of him*

"Then come sit." He smiled while patting his thigh. "Show me how much you've thought about it."

Jeongin: *Was a bit nervous but it fades away as he sees you enjoying yourself.*

"You look so good like this." He rasped out as you grabbed his arm. "My pretty girl."

- asshole 4

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

So my lawnmower somehow miraculously decided to return from the dead......

......now that most of the grass is too thick for it to cut.

The thing is 21 years old, it screams in terror and shuts off if the grass is higher than one's ankles.

So guess who's weed eating the back yard in fifteen minute intervals between charging the battery for an hour at a time?

Yeah. It's me.

Also, the grass is so damned thick that apparently a colony of moths has taken up residence its dark depths. I'm causing a homelessness crisis for an entire colony of moths. I love moths so this is upsetting for more reasons than one.

No snakes so far. I can and will throw the weed eater and run away screaming like a small child if I encounter a snake. Would wear my Big Ol' Goth Boots for added ankle and shin protection, but it has been damn near 100°F outside all day with a heat index of +10 to 15F, so frankly, fuck that.

If I go out doing yard work, I guess that's how I go out.

Then I suppose one could say...I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

I'M SORRY IF I DON'T MAKE DUMB JOKES AND LAUGH ABOUT THIS TRAVESTY I'M GOING TO LITERALLY LOSE MY MIND

Also I may be slightly delirious from the heat

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[juiceboxjiffy]

Too much to fuckin backread.

Swear I'll get to replies eventually. Just wanted to say that

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[are-we-really-doing-this]

In my saltiest of hours, watch this match.

[breoasis]

Y era un domingo en la tarde, fui a los coches de choque tiririririririririri 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

[luxevamp]

All the way in battery city…

[oddthesungod]

Essek: I want to study you Ashton: haha, like... carnally? ;)

[tottenhamn]

I propose to move that line just a tiny bit

[skapediem]

saw spiderverse twice today and pavitr prabhakar did you know that you are EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!