#FUCK YEAH CATGIRL SKINS

[q1ngqve]

hi ummmmm this is that one Dr ratio enjoyer knife anon from a while while ago and uhhhhhh

currently thirsting over dr ratio x catgirl gf in heat omfg he'd be SOOOO MEANNNN

literally just like

"are you really that stupid that you can't think of anything except being bred? pathetic."

OR OR OR OR

"you want me? hm? well then work for it. that's all you're good for anyway."

fOAMING AT THE MOUTH LORD HAVE MERCY

people say they don’t see him being into dumbification because he wants to spread knowledge and everything but imo i still do think that he is into dumbification, especially when it comes to you 🤭

CW; cat! hybrid fem! reader, calls him daddy, calls himself daddy, pet name (slut, kitty), fingering, cuninglingus, penetration (v), degradation, breeding

barking because he totally would do both!?!?!?! he’d ignore you at first! i swear he is so mean, but when he finds you trying to relieve your pain by yourself, you’re thrown over his shoulder in an instant, body limp and burning under his touch.

you’re flopped onto the soft mattress, body bouncing slightly from the impact. his breathing quickens when your dress rides up your hips, your damp pink panties peaking teasingly under the translucent white night gown.

“daddy—”

your fingers curl around the base of your dress, pulling it up to your navel, revealing yourself fully to him, hips squirming under his watchful gaze. a gasp leaves you as he grabs your ankles, pulling you to the edge of the bed harshly before he kneels between them, placing your legs on his shoulders.

“why didn’t you ask for help? you know I’d make you feel better.”

“because all you’ll do is be mean and not give me what I want.” a small pout forms on your lips, and he chuckles. he says nothing, he doesn’t have to, you borh know you’re right.

you shudder as he kisses you up your ankles to your inner thighs, your breathing laboring the closer he gets to your core. you feel him smile at the way you twitch when he kisses you through your panties, his fingers hooking around the waistband, dragging it off your hips agonizingly slow.

the air trapped in your lungs escape the moment you feel his tongue press against your pulsing clit, and your back arches, pushing yourself further onto his tongue. ���stay still.” he mumbles, teeth scraping softly on the tiny muscle.

your body shakes as he plunges two gloved fingers into you, twisting and curling at just the right spots that gets your legs tensing on his shoulder. “can’t—” was all you could muster as you chase your high. you whine when his other hand grip around your hips, pressing down on the sensitive skin there, forcing you in place as he makes you come on his mouth.

another whine sounds from the back of your throat when he stands, red eyes staring down at you as he taps on your lips with his soiled fingers, a silent command asking you to suck. he feels his pants strain uncomfortably when your tongue swipe across the tip of his two fingers, successfully sending all the blood down to his dick.

he flips you easily and you land on your stomach, your hips pushing back against him on its own accord, wanting to feel him inside you. “please…”

“please what?”

“please fuck me, daddy.”

he laughs softly again, rough hands grab at your hips as he push his hard-on against your ass.

“yeah? is that what you want? want me to fuck you, to breed you, like the little slut you are?”

whimpers escape you as he frees himself, rubbing his dick on your slit, the tip kissing your clit each time he thrusts. a loud “ah” echoes the room when he drives into you without warning, his head falling back at the feel of your warm and inviting pussy sucking him in.

your hands give out on you, making you face plant into the pillow. dr ratio huffs, hands reaching down to your clit and your nape, one drew circles while the other restricts your airflow. you reach out to paw at him, but being in this position gets you nowhere except grabbing at the mattress.

“look at you,” he groans, drilling back into you harder, “kitty in heat,” his finger pressing down harshly on your clit, “needing daddy to fill her full of my cum.”

your eyes roll to the back of your head at his comment, back arching instinctively. his hand around your nape runs through your hair, tugging softly at the roots before trailing on the back of your cat ears, and you feel yourself clamp down, purrs leave your puffy lips.

“feels good, huh? wanna cum, pretty girl?”

your hips jerk backwards as you try to meet his thrusts, “beg me for it, c’mon, use your words.” you’re a mumbling mess by now, incoherent pleas fall from your lips.

your moans fill the air as he hums behind you, satisfied with your current fucked-out state. another sharp thrust from him sends you over the edge, your body tensing as you come undone around him. he groans behind you and you feel hot liquid being pumped into your sore pussy.

you’re whimpering again when he continues pounding into you, keeping up with his previous pace, and you find yourself begging him to stop.

“stop? who said we’re done? gonna pump you full since all you can think of is being bred by daddy’s cock.”

[witchpassing]

a request written for a kind patron, under the prompt "catgirl seeks help in the practice of Stillness, as she wants to part time as a maneki-neko".

The shop bell jingles as Jun shoulders in, shaking snow from her cloak, huffing against the cold. “Welcome to the Golden Coil Medicine Shop, young miss! How may this one serve - oh, it’s you. Hi, Jun.” The doll running the counter slides out of its ramrod posture with an inelegant little yawn. 

Jun snorts, hooking her hat onto the stand. “Aw, Ginseng, you’re not going to take my coat? I’m nearly a fully-certified witch now, y’know. You should keep it up with the young miss stuff, get yourself into the habit.” 

Ginseng sticks out a teal-blue tongue in answer. “The usual, it assumes,” it says, turning to the dark wall of lacquered drawers behind the counter, each one’s contents labelled in print-perfect doll handwriting. 

“The usual.” While Ginseng goes through the monthly routine, stepladder and scales and brown paper bag with label and seal, Jun’s eye wanders about the shop. Ginseng is always changing something or other about the decor in here - pre-Becoming, it was probably an interior designer or something - but the new addition this time is… really something. A poured-gold statue of a beckoning cat, the full shape and scale of a felinid woman kneeling upon a cushioned pedestal. Its upraised paw swings almost hypnotically, as if to the beat of an unheard metronome. 

A folded paper bag is pushed across the counter by finely jointed fingertips. “Crushed extract-of-venus, five grams. Enriched black cohosh, ten grams. Thank you for your custom, young miss.” Ginseng curtseys just slightly too deep to be sincere, the sarcasm of gesture that dolls do best, and Jun snorts. 

“See, now you’re getting it.” She folds the package into the witch-pocket beneath her coat, but she just - can’t take her eyes off that cat statue. “Hey, uh - what’s with the maneki-neko? It’s a bit, I don’t know…” 

“Striking?” Ginseng says, hopefully. 

“... Gaudy?” 

“Hey!” says the statue, and Jun jumps about a foot in the air. “Rude!” Its tail switches about the base of its pedestal, aggrieved. In motion, the glinting gold of its skin reveals itself to be… a considerable amount of fur-safe paint?

“Oh, what the fffff –” a witch must never swear, “- Cleo?” 

“Yes! Cleo!” says Cleo. “Aw, fuck, Jun, you really think I look gaudy?” 

“Uh - no, no, you look - gold’s a good colour on you. What’s going on?” 

“Oh, you two know each other?” Ginseng leans its elbows on the counter. “How droll. Jun, she’s the new part-timer. It’s really nothing to get worked up about.”

“Uh... huh. Cleo, I know you’re not getting the kind of money out of Ginseng that makes sitting on a pedestal all day worth it. What are you actually in this for?” A roll of glass eyes, as if Jun, having helped out here once or twice a week back before her workload got too heavy to manage, isn’t entirely qualified to opine on how Ginseng pays its shop’s part-timers.

“Well, y’see. I’m lucky now,” Cleo says, as if that explains it completely. Jun waits for some sort of elaboration on the thought, but she just takes advantage of the lapse in kayfabe to start preening her fur. 

"The customers have been petting her," Ginseng supplies. 

"Yeah! That too!” Cleo chirps.” C'mon, c'mon, you know you wannaaa-" 

As she tilts forward on her knees, head seeking Jun’s touch, the silver-chased bell hung upon her neck ribbon stirs into a chime; a high, pure tone that is somehow, for the two seconds for which it hangs in the air, the most important thing in the shop. When the sound fades, Cleo has rocked back into her luck-beckoning pose, swishing tail and twitching ears statue-steady, her eyes cloudy with the kind of deep, thought-ending calm that freewilled creatures do not attain without magical intervention.  

"I thought that bell looked familiar," Jun says. 

"Then - then you know as well as this one does that it's perfectly harmless!" Ginseng says, detecting the baleful note of consequences in the junior witch’s voice.

"You have attached a category-four cursed object to our mutual friend - which I loaned you, from my mistress’ collection - so that she can part-time at your master’s shop as a good luck charm." 

“She was so eager to start! And, and she’s been a huge hit with the customers, and you can’t expect a cat to master Stillness on her own overnight-”

“I’m telling your Miss.” 

“Noooo, Juuun.” 

“I am. You’re not wheedling me out of this, you wretch.” 

“C’mooonnn, it’s fine, she likes it…”

“I should kick your ass myself! Another shift’s worth of this and she’ll Become right here in the middle of the shop, and then what are you going to do, huh, tell your Lady she just walked in and did that–"

[lizalfosrise]

Hey Rise, it's AK favorites time again. Give me your best defenders. Gameplay, personality, aesthetic, whatever.

Alrighty! Let's place this under a cut:

Launch Faves:

Spot - I see full kemono in Arknights I black out and go feral good yes very nice. That healing smokescreen remains very helpful, and he's just a real solid bro. His VA caught my eye too, since I was watching Raildex that year so I'd been hearing him quite a lot.

Cuora - Roaming baseball turtle is Fucking Invincible. HOMERUN!! Her module lore story was pretty nice in a sledgehammer-to-the-heart kinda way given it was her memory issues + her baseball&bat's origin. Incredibly solid and the first elusive 4-blocker saving our asses and storing up Pure Gold Ingots in the Factories. Homerun indeed.

Croissant - Really cool and fun character (we got her southern US drawl back hooray) with the interesting gimmick of being the push-stroker(they can never live this naming scheme down) defender. Problem? S2 says yeet 'em! No problem boblem. Niche and therefore undervalued at the earlygame, but Integrated Strategies with the Force+2 manual obtained must've made some fun shenanigans.

Gameplay:

All the Fortresses, honestly. They're great in character, in aesthetics and I greatly enjoy having their long-range bombardments. Firewhistle's brought us Burn procs and it's delightful to watch the bonus damage pour in. I can be trusted with the Londinium Self-Defense Artillery cannon emplacements.

Don't use 'em enough but they're fun: Duelist and Sentinels - Aurora is cute and has access to Cold proc manipulation tactics (plus that claw-shaped staked, slim tower shield is a work of art); Liskarm has been a faithful SP battery pistol-shooting down aerial threats while Blitz has the flashbang spam going for him.

Guardians are lifesavers, of course. Gummy's frying pan bonk stuns every third hit can actually be incredibly useful. Blemishine is a far better pick than Nearl due to her Sleep mechanics and yknow, 6* bulk/Skill 3 (she's cool to borrow as a support unit but I don't have her fully invested). Saria is pretty solid here and with regards to character&story, but at the same time I never actually E2'd her until mid-Dorothy's Vision because I finally experienced her Skill 3 and needed her to be beefier for a map clear (or several) that event.

General:

Horn - "YOU WANT TO TOPPLE ME?! BY WHAT?" Episode 9 was so great, and then we suffered a Manfred to the Self-Defense Artillery. That CG towards the end of Ep9 with a heavily-injured Horn pulling the S3 glare at Mandragora after auto-rocketjumping Bagpipe away was phenomenal. Incidentally a major part of why if you have taste you'll understand that Horndragora is the superior toxic yuri pairing rather than suffering that watery tart of a catgirl. I'm more enamored with that heavy-duty shieldcannon though, naturally. The Victorian Army gets all the cool gunlances eh? That VA olive green drab is a wonderful colour scheme too, really. The overheat flame vfx during S3 are a delightful detail on the chibi sprite and for that reason though I'll get that (somewhat mismatched) Lady of the Lake skin, I won't equip it often. But S1/S3 were absolutely outstanding during IS2.

Asbestos - The most tsuntsuntsuntsuntsuntsuuuuuundere foulmouthed foul-tempered vkei-ass Aussie salamander is just so iconic, bless her. Funky and rad design, personality and until Shalem appeared, the only Arts-shotgun shielder. Trying out her Skill 2 in IS2 was pretty fun since I only rarely used her prior honestly. The details gone into fitting her entire theming around asbestos are so so good.

Mudrock - Initially I wouldn't use her due to the 35dp cost buuuut I reached the point where 'This is fine actually' after a while of wanting to properly invest in her and yeah. Fucking incredible with sneak-healing via Perfumer. Spin2Win is forever relevant! We need a skin that brings back the full hazard suit towering over most other chibis though. Really good as a character, her parts in Twilight of Wolumonde were what made that event remotely bearable to me.

Her fellow Juggernaut companion Penance is likewise extremely good in aesthetics, character and as a unit.

Eunectes - Same deal as above, I actually haven't used her so badly she's not actually E2 yet. But I think she's incredibly gorgeous and a very cool Forgemaster. The Acahualla Trio are very, very fun! Summoning her upgraded Raging Ironhide must be a real lovely feeling given how much of a nuisance it is to fight.

Nian - Unemployed. Commando. The only Sui fragment I have at E2. Fellow spice fiend. Many noteworthy things can be said. I greatly enjoy her. We need to see more of the situation with training up Purgatory now going forwards in that storyline. Love that her E2 splash shows the(or at least, her) bestial Sui form has a maw in the chest.

Shoutout: Ace - He would've been male 6* Defender, absolutely, the way he tanked Talulah 1v1 during the Chernobog Exfiltration long enough for every surviving RI Operator to redeploy disengage & evacuate. Legendary guy. There's no Elite Operator covering the Defender class as a Temporary Recruitment in Integrated Strategies, so personally I feel like that's where he might've been.

[walksinlatewithcoffee]

How Martyn fucked up my timeline by reusing a skin

So since Martyn is straight up playing the Old Sheriff, and Jimmy and Scott agreed that this is what Tumble Town was supposed to look like, USSMP must be a prequel to Empires s2, taking place between the apocalypse of s1 and the founding of s2.

I know this doesn’t make any sense in the context of the smp being a separate world with its own story but like. Come on. Martyn was the final nail in the coffin here.

And because of this… due to the steampunk skin I’m saying that us!Scott is the ancestor of the twin False’s. Which makes this pre-False in Hermitcraft by at least 20 years but likely closer to 50 (Martyn needs to still be alive for Empires s2 but very old) so us!Scott is now False’s grandpa I guess?

And Eloise being a funko pop??? I mean. There’s an easy connection here. Eloise is a toy and the sidekick??? Of a sheriff, gets teased all the time, clearly could be an ancestor of s2 Jimmy.

Speaking of Jimmy, or Saint Jim, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in some way related to the god shenanigans of Empires whether that be Lizzie in s1 or Joel in s2. Or BDubs I suppose. But for now I’m going to tentatively say he’s a member of S2 Joel’s extended family, likely a demigod of some description, and known as a fierce protector of his people (though his methods may be… controversial)

And… a completely self indulgent piece… his godly lineage traces back to the same god worshipped by Technoblade, due to the fact that he LITERALLY DID THE EXACT SAME BELL THING TECHNO USED TO DO 😭 I’m not ok but it’s fine.

………that headcanon does make Jimmy’s family tree a little fucked up given who I headcanon the Blood God but hey. It’s just ONE instance of Jimmy. And it’s a common name. He could have been named after a different instance of Jimmy. Yeah. It’s fine.

Wait then who is his OTHER parent oh god. There’s… options there. Hm. I’ll need to. Think about that. Decide on a timeline. Cause if it’s pre-hermitcraft that means they wouldn’t know each other so… but Jimmy doesn’t look anything like him or him and that guy certainly isn’t an option…. It can’t be her cause they’re already related… she’s married… I don’t even know if they know each other…Oh wait. Duh. Canonical love interest! There we go! Hard to keep track of shit when you’re integrating events from series you haven’t watched.

Anyway. I know who Jimmy’s parents are. The god of War, Passion, and Devotion, and the Saint of forging paths and the eternal fluctuation of the universe, who was raised from the dead??? Or something to become a being further than mortal after the Blood God achieved apotheosis through a series of events including but not limited to: mass Murder, destruction of a planet, and the bargaining of a few dozen human souls in exchange for god powers. All to save the people they cared about (and cause they’re a fucked up little bastard but like. That’s a given)

That combination is why us!Jimmy Like That. The parents actual identities aren’t super important right now. Or possibly ever, I dunno.

Wait fuck that means s2 Joel is distantly related to…. Ugh fine. It’s weird but it’s FINE. It works with the Saint Pearl lore at least.

Now I just have to decide whether the pile of bullshit that eventually led to us!Jimmy’s birth happened before or after s1 of Empires. Based on sheer vibes I’d like to say after. Which would make Empires s1 officially the beginning of my personal timeline (the aforementioned pile of bullshit is usually marked as the first point in the timeline but it genuinely doesn’t make much sense for it to be before empires 1)

Which means that empires s2 Lizzie is officially the person whose personal family timeline goes back the furthest, cause I hc that her catgirl genes go back to the tiger blood prince of the Lost Kingdom.

So currently how it’s looking is:

Empires 1 > possibly afterlife smp???? > pile of bullshit > hermitcraft overall begins> Evo > smp earth > hermitcraft s6 begins > life series 1-3 > possibly dream smp??? USSMP > Empires 2

Undefined placement with no real ideas: X Life, Witchcraft smp, rats smp, Outsiders smp,

And that’s not even every smp in the overall timeline I just don’t have a scrap of a clue how to mesh Captain Sparklez into this even though he’s critical to the dsmp section of the timeline considering he literally is Tubbo’s origin story in my head

FUCK WHAT ABOUT OSMP

Fuck it that’s the far distant future. Five thousand years ahead. The only one who’s the same person is Phil cause he’s immortal by virtue of Death goddess wife. He’s seen these dumbasses reincarnated at least six times each.

[gemstone-golem]

Week 2 of my daily art project: OCtober!

this week was definitely more rough than the last one. i still feel happy with a lot of these designs, but drawing these were a lot more rough than the last week.

costume reasonings under the cut!

-ive shown off Broken Sky before this, she was chosen as Zeus from Hades because shes a thunderstorm of a woman, being dressed as the god of thunder just made sense for me.

-Viola and Martha are basically a lesbian duo who love eachother dearly, so having them dress up as what would basically be their inverses was fun. so yeah, luigi and king boo.

-Pcal is a dumbas catgirl i made for my girlfriend. so obviously i draw the dumb catgirl as the iconic dumb cat girl, neko ar- I MEAN! Arcueid Brunestud. shes an iconic fighting game character and i just thought itd be fun to represent her. im totally not a dipshit with this choice no. totally not.

-Johnathan Ilk is this weird guy. like scary weird. hes not ultimately trying to be harmful, but hes fucked up. he also has an inate connection to the forest, as he skins several dozen animals a day. making his costume be Leshy from Inscryption was basically a perfect idea in my head.

-okay so. chese is weird because its so specific. its a deltarune au character, ill explain. Chese is a robot, and its name stands for Chaos and Havoc Era Service Engine, so itsjust. a chaotic robot! making it based on Junkil REDUX, a robot body form (i think) whos also about chaos and whatever, it was a good idea in my head! i think.

-Megan and Souble are also a duo but its the same kinda inverse situation. i chose the two characters from clash of clans of all games, because one is a red cloaked black haired human thunder wizard and another is a beige clothed goblin rogue, but megan is a red cloaked red haired human rogue, and souble is a beige clothed goblin weather wizard! it was a fun inversion i liked. also fun fact, i actually used the color pallates of the opposite characters for their outfits in this drawing! megan has the colors of souble's outfits, and souble has the colors of megan's outfits!

-day 14 is the weekend, and on the weekends im planning to draw the ocs of my friends, so i chose a discord friend of mines bee oc. she asked for Jelly to be drawn as Buzzinga from My Singing Monsters, so it was p fun to. do this. i dont got much to say here tho.

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oh ym fucking god when i was 14 and repressed trans and wanted to kill myself and rebuilt my life off of mcr they were right when they said it woukd get better and oh my g od this is it he’s in a dress he’s in a catgirl outfit they’re in booty shorts they’re in a skin tight skeleton costume guys it was worth it can anyone fucking hear me

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[girltober]

Other things regarding the wax:

I rode my bike over there in Girlfit 2 - the same I wore to SCA! And I was sooo much more confident and less worried even just on the way there when I was still hairy. It helped that I did wear a covid mask so I felt more anonymous, but also I'm clearly getting used to it! Exposure therapy yay!

My skin is a bit chicken-fleshy rn which kinda sucks, but apparently that should go away within 24 hours

My legs get SOOO cold now when I go outside, my catgirl programmer socks need to arrive ASAP

Sheets/blankets on my legs feel soooooooo nice its lovely. I would actually lowkey recommend guys try this tbh, but just the legs! Def don't recommend the brazilian lmao

That said, being waxed does make my girldick look like 20% bigger, fuck yeah. So perhaps I do recommend the brazilian, despite everything.

Its interesting bc I'm not actually much of a fan of fully waxed girls? Like its kinda sterile and lifeless... and I kind of think that looking down at myself too. BUT I'm also weirdly horny about this - like the fact that I'm closer to being a Perfect Conventionally Attractive Barbie Doll now is kinda hot, even if I think PCABDs are generally overrated for my personal taste.

If I decide to turn #girlmonth into #girllife then I'd probably let my leghair grow out to some degree and just keep waxing my belly though tbh

[nhinxsworld]

I love pet play so here is me doing pet play scenrios ♡♡♡♡ just some thoughts what pet i think they would have and what they'd do uwu

my list!

Characters: Gojo Satoru x reader ; Megumi Fushiguro x reader ; Toji Fushiguro x reader ; Naoya Zenin x reader and Itadori Yuji x reader

warning: nsfw ; petplay ; dom/sub ; humiliation ; dumbification and idk???

Gojo Satoru

He peaks as the soft/slutty bunny type of guy or a cunning fox

Honestly his white hair just gives me snow bunny vibes, but any kind of bunny would be cool with him.

On one side he likes to corrupt the innocent looking ones, cute little bunnies who get feral horny with him. Pretty costumized bunny ears for his pet, he can afford it. Pretty pillow princesses he fucks stupid, in any position, but it's a plus if he can see that soft pretty tail.

Or maybe just the classic playboy bunny type, model body. Curvy, pretty ones, the nice lips, nice everything with those skin tight skimpy bunny suits. Fishnet or nylon doesn't matter, he'll rip them apart, he loves that clean sexy look, before he messes everything up.

Why fox? He just peaks me as somewhat you know special out of the usual. Foxes are rather rare for pet play since they aren't the average pet either. Though I can imagine a pretty fox, who would tease him back and is playful would keep him interested. He just might put a collar on you and tugs you around for the fun of it.

He thrives at any title master??? fuck yes baby push his ego. Sir??? hell yeah push his authority might as well call him sensei. daddy?? sure as classic he'll call you little one and other sweet nicknames

Really depends on his mood that day or what you'd want him to do, he can do anything, if you're a good pet for him he'll praise you, if you want to be degraded sure he'll call you his slut and spits on your face.

You just want to fuck ? Sure, he'll fuck you stupid and breeds your bunny/fox hole/cunt. You want him to actually treat you like a pet?? Yeah sure he'll put down a water bowl and all that shit down for you to use, he'll give you hella foreplay.

jokes about animal abuse in the end lol

Megumi Fushiguro

He is my baby, but if I had to pick for him? I'd just say puppy's. Megumi is a confirmed dog person, so yep I think he'd like obedient puppy's. Probably blushes when you put on the ears and the tail, at first he was like nah he isn't into it, but now it gets his dick hard.

He is very soft and sweet, so I can imagine that he'd get along with a playful and obedient puppy's. Loves it when the soft fur of your tail brushes against his skin and how the cute puppy ears peak through your hair. He'll praise you and would call you his good pet as he fucks on all fours. Probably wouldn't tug too much on your collar and leash, it just looks pretty on you.

Would get so flustered at the beginning if you want to call him titles, even if his name is girly, he'd probably still likes the intimacy when you call him by his name between titles.

probably thinks it's a bit weird at first, but you can ease him into it, and he'll tell you what he likes or and what he doesn't like

Toji Fushiguro

I'd just like to think the bias towards dogs runs in the family if not I think he's just the basic cat type same shit but calls you kitty

unlike Megumi, Toji isn't soft. He probably wouldn't care if you'd wear gear or not, actually he might tease and bully you, if you want to wear pretty puppy ears and a tail. Would call you slutty and weird, but he'd still fuck you. He is probably older so he'd just might call you childish and the whole 'You want to be a what kid??' Other than that he wouldn't always call you a good puppy, he'd call you his dumb fucking mutt. Just lives to degrade you and call you stupid. If you want to wear a collar and leash he'll fucking yank you with it, piss him off, and he will choke you with it.

He will literally choke you when you call him daddy. It's unknown of whether he likes or he hates it, he'd just allow it. Sir might be too formal for him a lot of people call him that probably since he is a bit older and works at weird places where he doesn't give his name often. Probably doesn't like master as it might be too touchy towards his family issues back when he was a Zenin.

If it's the cat type he probably is an absolute brat tamer, if you're an egoistic little kitty you're fucked. Get down on your knees for him, he'll fuck your throat until you cry. Be a good kitty for daddy, milk him. Behave and he just might help your little drenching pussy out.

He is just here to fuck, but he would humor you a bit with dirty talk, if you do well, and he likes you. Otherwise nah he wouldn't really go deep into petplay. He is an adult man who was married to what it seems a very normal women so he probably doesn't want to do something super wild or new.

Naoya Zenin

hmmmm I think it's a bit difficult because one dogs are obedient, but they're also often considered dirty mutts I feel like he'd rather like something expensive like one of those white beautiful fur blue eye cats (lmaoo gojo) though cats are seen as arrogant, and he wants his to submit to him fully

probably looks and acting wise he'd like cats but he'd go for dogs too

He just seems like the type to degrade you, and it's easier to insult a dog than a cat y'know?

LMAOO FORGET THE GEAR WITH HIM you won't ever get to ask him to put on ears. He is a traditional man, the max he'd put on you is a collar. I just don't see him wanting to take you on your suggestions and I don't see him suggesting it himself.

If you're very, very, very well-behaved he just might call you a good dog. Yep, don't expect him to call you something cute like puppy. Probably the type to not let you wear any clothes, but your collar. Makes you crawl around with a leash attached, he wants to see you suffer, he wants to dehumanize you. He fucking owns you, he does whatever he wants with you. You're here for his pleasure not yours and he gets off to you being embarrassed and humiliated.

Bark back and he'll put a muzzle on you.

Don't even hesitate to lick the floor he walks on, don't look at him, when he doesn't allow it. He will punish you upon misbehaving and his punishments are real torture.

With him, you need to be well-trained and groomed, a dirty disobedient pet isn't going to stay anywhere near him. Be a good pet, and he just might let you sleep next to his bed, if you do very well and present yourself well in front of his family he just might treat you well and allow you to sleep on the bed.

This isn't pet-play to him he is just an asshole. If he makes you eat face first from a bowl like a dog, he does it to humiliate and laugh at you. Calls you pathetic.

Yuji Itadori

lmaooo its said he is mixed between dogs and cats, but I think he'd have a cat lean when it comes to pet-play

it's just the whole catgirl/catboy/catenby on the internet for him, he thinks cat ears are cute

would totally be exited if you wanted to wear cat ears and tail, he'd just be fascinated about them for while, thinks it's super cute nothing weird at all

hell he'd love it if you wore the cat ears outside bedroom activities too

Would coo and praise you, goes pspsp and all the shit like you're a real cat

wholesome sex but would get horny af if you meow while he pounds you

absolutely mad horny when your collar jingles around while he fucks you, it's too cute

Thinks it's super fucking cute would totally be intrested to look further for fun, probably would platonically treat you as a pet too. Calls you kitty outside the bedroom.

Neck scratches !!

Calls you his pretty kitty, would be down to do anything.

He is your biggest simp :)

[sloppykyuu]

Kitty - M.I.

Pairing: Matsukawa Issei x catgirl!reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Genre: SMUT

Summary: Issei helping out his kitty girl, thats horny and high on catnip.

Warnings: uhh catgirl reader? if that should be a warning, “high” reader, not really i only mention it like once, unprotected sex, i think thats it

i have been bombarded lol not really with kitty requests so i thought it was only natural for me to write this, also @bootylikepeachy gave me this idea so yeah

He was just trying to eat, having had a long day at work. He just wanted to eat and lay in bed after a hot shower with his kitten. However, it seemed you had other plans because while he was trying to eat his left overs from yesterday, you had your butt sat on his foot while desperately humping his calf. 

One look at you and it was obvious you had been rubbing around in catnip. Bits of the dried plant were stuck in your hair and ears, the pupils of your eyes almost swallowed your irises whole, and frantic rubbing your head onto his leg, were clear indicators of your loopy state. 

The movement of your hips grew frantic, soft mewls escaping your lips as you rubbed your clit on the rough material of his pants, the wetness seeping through your panties and onto his jeans. His hand makes it way between your ears, patting your hair when he feels your hips stutter and a loud whine leave your lips as you wet the calf of his pants. “feel better, kitten?”

You shake your head before rubbing your cheek against his knee. “I need you, ‘sei.” 

He sighs at you, fingers scratching your head soothingly. “Kitten...” 

“p-please! master, I need you. It aches...” you whine, head tilting down to point at your crotch. There had been an uncomfortable ache in the space between your legs all day. You had tried to soothe it the way Issei would by rubbing your fingers all over your pussy, attempting to stuff them inside of you but they didn’t compare to Issei. You didn’t reach the spots your master did, and he didn’t seem to mind the way you drenched his fingers or the odd smell.

 He sighs again, shaking his head, his hand slides down from your head to tilt your chin up to him. 

“I’m tired, sweetheart.” he watches as your lips turn down into a frown and tears brim the corner of your eyes. “but, if you do the work, I’ll let you cum.” Your eyes light up and you stand up from your spot, grabbing the hand that was on your face. 

“Thank you so much, master!” He chuckles as you eagerly tug him up from his seat at the table and into the bedroom. You push him on to the bed, immediately crawling on top of him and settling on his stiffening cock. A quiet groan leaves his lips at the feeling of your ass pressing down on him.

You quickly tug at his shirt giving him the hint to remove it. When his chest is bare and exposed to you, your lips eagerly attach to his collar bone, sucking and licking your way down, stopping at his nipple and flicking your tongue over the bud. His breath hitches at the feeling, a large hand making it’s way into your hair and tugging your head up and away from his chest. “if you’re so needy, then get it to it, kitten.” You make your way back up his chest, pressing your lips to his, moaning at the way his tongue slips past your lips. 

His hands make their way down your back, caressing your sides before gripping at your ass. Issei’s fingers slip under the hem of your panties pulling them away from your skin and sliding his hand down until they poke at your hole. You moan at the feeling of his fingers dipping into your cunt and gathering the wetness before spreading it around your folds. “mmm” you whine against his lips. 

“Don’t be greedy. brat. Don’t want to get hurt do you?” He raises his eyebrows at you expectantly, watching as you shyly shake your head and mumble out a quiet ‘no’. “Then shut up and let me prep you.”

He pulls you forward so your head rests in the crook of his neck while his fingers continue their ministrations on your pussy. Rubbing his calloused fingers on your hard bud before dipping his long fingers knuckle deep into your cunt, alternating between pumping his fingers into you and massaging at your g-spot until you gush around his hand with a loud squeal. 

When he deems you prepped enough, he slides the drenched panties off of you before letting you remove his jeans for him. Deeply groaning as your small hands wrap around his thick cock and gently stroke him, kitten licking the tip and cleaning up the tiny drop of precum. “No more teasing, kitten, sit on it.” 

You take a deep breath as you place your slit over the thick tip of his cock, bracing yourself before beginning to sink down on it. His head stretches open the opening of your cunt, painfully wide. It hurts, it hurts so bad. The way the thick girth of him forcing open your soft, gummy walls hurts more than you thought it would, but the way it burns into pleasure and the deep, guttural groans coming from Issei have you hooked. Addicted to the feeling of him prying you open and nudging your cervix before you’ve even fully sat down on him. 

“Gonna cum already, baby?” when you nod frantically his thumb presses into your clit and rubs the hard pearl. You cream around his cock in a thick white cream, coating his cock as it drips from your tight hole. Your body shakes as you come down from your high, cunt spasming around your masters cock. Your out of breath when you recover, hands resting on his chest and you’re ready to give up, ready to crawl off his fat cock and curl into his chest. But his voice stops you, “you better not be done, kitten. You wanted to be fucked, so finish what you started.” 

You frown slightly at him before pushing your tired legs up and beginning to bounce on his dick. His large palm slaps down on your ass, his other hand pinching at one of your nipples. “get that fucking look off your face. Be grateful I’m letting you use me.”  

“’m’sorry, sir. I’m grateful, I promise!” your hips pick up their pace, picking up and slamming back down on him. His cock reaches deep inside you, always has, and it used to hurt the way the tip of his cock slammed into your poor cervix, just slightly opening the mouth of it. But it was like him, so addictive. Even though it hurt, and made your whole body jolt in pain when it first hits there the pain is something you crave. 

Just like the way you crave when he gets close to his high, and you can feel his balls twitch when your ass mets them, and the way he presses his hands to your back and presses you forward and flush against his chest while his hips slam up into you, desperately chasing his own high. 

You reach you third orgasm before he does. Gushing out of your cunt in a clear white liquid, soaking his balls and abdomen. And with the way you greedily clench your walls around him, has him drilling his hips into you, stilling when his hips sit flush with yours and empty his heavy balls into your cunt, groaning in your ear.

You can feel the deep rise and fall of his chest as he catches his breath, recovering from his high. His fingers tangle in your hair, one hand scratching gently at your scalp while the other reaches down and strokes your soft tail. “Feel better now, kitten?” he chuckles in your ear. You nod against his chest, words failing you as you drift off to sleep. The ache in your cunt finally gone, all because of your sweet master. 

[obi-troll-kenobi]

The most annoying things about Noelle calling Catra a "woc" is the fact that NO women of color was ever involved in her creation. She was designed by white people and voiced by a white woman. And the even fucked up part? It's that Noelle "confirmed" her race, well AFTER the show ended, on twitter no less. If a cis white man did this bullshit, he would be rightfully called out. Sadly, as a black lesbian, the LGBT community does have a racism problem and Noelle has documented issues with race. 1/2

2/2 and the spop community really needs to realize that confirming a racially ambiguous character's race(an orange catgirl here) well after the show ended and had no poc on the team, is NOT the allyship they think it is. It's actually really hurtful and an outright lie. A flimsy lie that Hollywood has gotten away with for decades that made sure the institution could say they were progressive, but had hired no poc in the first place. It's sick, racist and Noelle did it here in SPOP.

_______

Thanks, Anon. Yeah I've been hearing the same arguments about how confirming Catra's status as woc is done for Woke Points, no to mention the fuel for all the catra apologist calling people racist on the slightest criticism of the character.

It's okay to hc Catra as whatever she is, but I don't think she should be considered a "canon woc representation" because:

1. She's a cat girl covered in fur, unlike some real non-white skin color people like Bow, Entrapta, Glimmer, Mermista etc.

2. There's no cultural coding in SPOP whatsoever, so nothing suggest she was meant to refer to any ethnicity, regardless of her fur color.

3. A bit stretchy one but she was written, designed, voiced and sort-of-inspired by white people.

For me she can as well be a white girl covered in brown cat fur.

[someone-always-cares]

chapter 5, page 20

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[image description: an sac webcomic page. “look, i’ll show you what to do and then we can split up and ask questions. just act natural, we got this” jade says to lewis, putting a hand on his shoulder. the scene changes to show a group of other patrons, the group of 4 that was sitting on couches in a corner. “it’s a fucking sandwich! it counts!” exclaims a person with pink hair and an eye patch, in a regular speech bubble, pointing towards a man across them with a leather jacket. “no! by definition a sandwich has to include TWO pieces of BREAD- huh?” replies  the man, who looks up confused as his words are now in a floating blue subtitle above his head. the group of 4 are all in their early twenties sitting on two different obnoxiously bright yellow couches with a wood coffee table with drinks and bright yellow coasters. on the left couch is a shorter black woman with dark skin, purple eyes with star pupils, and dark purple hair tied back with a bright blue ribbon, wearing a purple skirt and black turtleneck. shes lying her head on the shoulder of the pink haired person, smiling up at him, and holding her drink. the pink haired person has light skin, shoulder length dark pink hair and eye, and many thin scars around her eyepatch. they have a light pink hoodie and striped shirt and angrily pointing faer finger. on the couch on the other side of the corner, a woman in a blue hijab smiles back and watches the argument. she has brown skin and silver eyes, and dark blue eyebrows. she has a blue t shirt worn over a white shirt, and theres a dark red rose brooch on her hijab. next to her is a blue cane resting on the couch and at the table is a orange juicebox with a cocktail umbrella next to the straw. next to her is the leather jacket man who has both fists on the table. he’s an east asian man with blue eyes and hair thats darker on the sides. he has a blue-grey shirt and has 3 gold pins on his jacket: a star, moon, and clock. “hey! hope i’m not interupting date night!” jade appears giving a freidnly smile, and waving one hand with the other in her pocket. lewis stands next to her, looking defensive with his arms crossed. “we’d like to ask you a few questions about something we’re looking into” she continues. end id]

happy ace week from me, your faveourite ace comic creator! well, even if i’m not your faveourite, a bitch can dream, yeah?

some trivia:

to lewis, “act natural” is just him being instantly distrustful of most people

the background drawings are catgirl arson, my dnd character in a dress, part of a poster i made for my baby cousin (the one mostly hidden by subtitle kangaroo), a photo i took of a tree, and im sorry to say, but the last is a doodle i did when among us was popular and i made among us sonas (for crewmate and imposter) and thats them both. i slapped it on a random painting in the background as filler that i never filled not realising that it would be on full view this scene. anyway this is why we plan ahead

pink hair doesnt have any immunity to subtitles, jade and lewis only showed up halfway through that panel and i didnt want to draw more panels than nessecery

apparently my notes say that stardust (the star eyed one) is also ace. nice! also, i put her down as ‘shorter’ but she’s actually 5′8. so just short compared to the rest of the polycule, who from left to right are 6′1, 6′3, and 6′0.

[saltminerising]

skin makers go on strike

Unfortunately I can't really post this on site cause I think it's too political because I talk about S O C I E T Y and they'd probably warn me the instant they see the word 'sexualization' but god I hate that reply about the "thigh muffintop" and the "fetish joke" and how it's so BAD and WRONG. My dude this site is rated T and we have whole ass anime sexualizing teenage thigh muffintops that's also rated T, stop clutching your pearls at a dragon with thigh muffintops. There's also the example of an anime girl on a bed skin that someone else brought up and I can see that the "muffin top legs", short emo skirt, are all just cultural references/jokes instead of outright sexualization. I hate how this is like 'back to high school' vibes, I am old as fuck and don't need to go back to dragon high, with those stupid dress codes replete with misogyny, because once again it's up to the 'feminine' to cover up so that the 'masculine' doesn't fill the urge to hurt them. Yeah someone did bring up how the rules are sexist because THEY ARE. Once again it's the 'feminine' forms subject to censorship

It's not like I enjoy the sexualization in this s o c i e t y and I know the very sexualized nature of certain types of clothing is a thing (and it also happens to be a transfem meme, uwu catgirl thigh highs) but can we stop having gendered rules in dragon game? Is thigh muffintop way too much filth for a T rated dragon game?

Or from another angle, is even a reference or a joke not acceptable? I know about 'sexism in media' where let's say, you got yet another high school anime where protag kun has some cool male sidekicks and the female ones are just there to be eye candy. Is a visual element/trope, applied to DRAGONS, as harmful as the original depictions?

oh and the original post will probably get a warning too so here's the snippet https://i.imgur.com/20Dfd96.png

[guiltiest-gear]

READ VERY IMPORTANT:

If you continue to call me a furry/scalie/etc. despite saying multiple times to stop through rbs, asks, replies, or messages, I will take the Hideki Kamiya route and will not hesitate to block on site, you have been warned

Update: This now applies to any topics pertaining to vore

Update 2: Do not ask any questions about who I was before, that is deeply rooted trauma I’m still processing and I will block on site regardless of who it is

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR “I DIDN’T KNOW”

YOU NO LONGER HAVE ANY EXCUSES

Announcement:

Pronouny for quick reference: https://pronouny.xyz/u/seiryyu

Description and more detail under the cut

If you’re 14 or under, I just want to say I’m not the most comfortable with you being here on my blog because young children is just a topic that I’m not the most comfortable talking about because of trauma

All I’m saying is that I don’t feel the most comfortable with people 14 and under interacting with my content

It’s not really an explicit DNI, more just a boundary to respect

Please no agere, I am not comfortable around it for several reasons

DNI: Dream stans/supporters, the usual standard of cunts, superstraights (just say you’re transphobic motherfucker and go, we get it, and I got receipts with credit to @/dads-back-from-the-store, https://dads-back-from-the-store.tumblr.com/post/645027587469541376/terfs-trans-people-are-so-harmful-to-the and https://dads-back-from-the-store.tumblr.com/post/645026670020067328/terfs-are-picking-up-this-post-and-defending)

Tag dream related shit because he pisses me off and I’d like to not have my blood pressure spike from anger

Same thing with mcyt

I’m not sorry for openly hating on Dream and never will be

Fuck Dream and you can shove it up your ass if you’re gonna tell me otherwise

I’m damn well gonna hate on an ableist and racist cunt and you’re not gonna tell me otherwise and here’s the fucking receipts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BsByfjgiqZ-uXytCy1id1zJg9XypQ24H_PDVN-8FX_M/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10PS4MDmQzVCundOwkFuACWaDYMywqoQtxXTdgeyuVB0/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1H-xIZbZmvd5x7MLcyTiGVujiuMxtmDC7VAWoAhj5u8Y/edit?usp=sharing

MS Paint looking ass skin motherfucker

A big fucking reminder that Dream or his supporters aren’t fucking welcome here

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Hi there

Welcome to this shitshow of a blog

Here’s everything you need to know about me

Names: Yoshi, Hollywood, James Hollywood Burbank, Maji, Yoshi Joshi Majimoshi, Souji, Ichi, Kage

I’m still not a damn kinnie

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Oh yeah I’m now with @thatspectacularpigeon so there’s that

Bats are the superior weapon and you can’t change my mind

Pro-bottom’s union

[qblester]

and fucking a bioengineered or homunculus catgirl wouldn't be?

yeah Most clones i Have interacted with Have lessened Cognitive function But a like Bioengineered Catgirl would be like. designed for it Like Ok. Differences i Would give to a catgirl- Obvious cat features, minor tempermental Differences, increased 'skin hunger', sections of the brain dedicated to Things like companionship and such would be larger, it Would be like a human person Just like with more predilections Towards behaviour i Want it to have.

[kirythestitchwitch]

YASSS/ I love it when I tag you via osmosis! Okay, so I'm dying to know more about "where was I going with this?? jisbon" + "Klaus murders everyone soothing project" + "imp"original work. Because REASONS.

I just assume ppl mean Me and I just do the games, I am that gleefully self assured!!

alright so "where was i GOING with this?? jisbon" is a doc and it contains literally one line:

STRONGLY AGREE, PAST!KIRY. 😂 literally everything else jisbon has a plot/some substance except whatever the fuck that was.

"Klaus murders everyone soothing project" was just supposed to be a fun one shot where in response to Stefan taking his completely unkillable immortal family he just...... takes his hybrids, and fucking murders the whole fucking lot of the Mystic Falls gang. Gets a fucking witch to use Damon's blood to find Stefan, and hunts him the fuck down and gets his family back. and then murders everyone. and if in the wreckage of the Boarding House he happens to find one blonde baby vampire dying from a hybrid bite, well. 😏😏😏 only have a little written but here is a snippet:

“Klaus will kill you all if you cross him.” Caroline remembered Elijah saying that once in warning. Today it felt like prophecy. Just hours before she had been yelling at Stefan about how his stupid “steal the coffins” plan was going to backfire.

“He’s just going to come and murder us--probably with a side of torture--how does this not make sense to anyone? He just killed the only person on this planet he was afraid of and you think pissing him off is the way to go?” she yelled.

babygirl been knew

and oh my god okay so. the "flame imp story" is based on this dream I had? it was very weird and had like catgirl lesbians and magic and wandering swordsmen, and when I woke up I wrote down every bit of it I could remember. it's several pages, but I did have something viable written apparently, even tho I HATE that it's in present tense and would rewrite all of it? I repurposed some of it for my klaroline wereship au bc I liked the magic so much, but here's some of the original stuff:

He dumps his rucksack on the floor then reaches over to turn up the temp on the heat lamp burning on the small table. There's not much in the tent, just a straw pallet for two (if they're very good friends) on a low bed, and the table with the fire crystal powered light pouring heat into the small space. 

"Alright, get out!" he says gruffly, yanking off his duster and standing expectantly in the middle of the room.

There's a small giggle and then heat shimmered over his back. Golden light like sunlight through dust motes sifted up through the fabric of his top most shirt, then up his arm, twisting into fingers of orange flame, until solidifying into a dusky skinned dainty hand on his shoulder. "I'm sorry, was I being mean?" a warm voice asked from behind his ear. Another hand flickered into visibility on his chest, drifting up through several layers of clothes before tiptoeing now quite substantial fingers across his chest bone. Flame raced up her arm, sun motes streaming from under his clothes to outline the petite figure of a woman clinging to his back, her arms draped over his shoulders and thighs wrapped around his waist.

*coughs* so yeah. she's a fire elemental. 🔥 🔥 🔥

THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME ABOUT MY FIC!!! 🥰

[mysterylover123]

Mysterylover watches Bleach Episodes 40-41

mysterylover123

1. Oh so apparently Ichi wins against this guy but he is in fact now bleeding a full on geyser so i’m not sure how that’s a party.

2. OH FYEAH FINALLY TINY SHINIGAMI W/ PINK HAIR GETS INVOLVED WITH THE PLOT! For like 2 seconds then she leaves again.

3. Aw stop getting so down on yourself Ruki! People like you, they’re gonna fight for you. I really need Might U to start playing while she goes “I have to let them save me” and rewinds the shit outta her captor, stat.

4. So Guy Ichi Was Fighting and Pink MiniShinigami are actually friends and they like Ichi now and are getting Dramatic Flashbacks, so I assume they’re gonna be good guys or at least friendly bad guys. Shonen rules and all.

5. Honestly I was referencing the Internship Arc of BNHA earlier as a half joke but this arc is really starting to remind me of that one. Which already reminded me of the Namek arc of DBZ. So I hope this arc also ends with Ichi going Bleach’s version of Super Saiyan/Infinite 100%/whatever. 

6. Oh wow Ganju we finally get to Ruki and you’re gonna fuck it up somehow cause you don’t like Ruki? Dammit if you screw this up for her you’re freakin cancelled.

7. Dammit he does indeed screw this up so he is freaking Cancelled as Byakuya shows up in time. But Hanataro tries to stop him so I love him all the more.

8. According to Ichi’s caretaker here Uryu and Hime haven’t had a scratch so far. Oh bitch please like anyone’s gonna lay a hand on the Goddess and the Rival Archer. They’re too cool for this shit.

9. Ooh that mask thing! I’ve seen Ichi with that mask in lots of screenshots on google so I assume it comes back.

10. HOLY SHIT THE CAT’S TRUE FORM IS A GIRL!? THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL ON THE SQUAD THE WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY TOLD ME?! AND SHE’S BOTH HOT AND DARK SKINNED (WHICH IS RARE IN ANIME)?! WOWSA

11. RukiBro vs Ganju. Ultimate battle of assholes. (Sorry but I’m still mad at you Ganju for screwing up the rescue and I probably will be for all time now)

12. WOW IS THIS ICHIGO’S HYPE MUSIC? THIS HERCULES SOUNDING CHOIR THING?! Oh yeah. That’s so...anachronistic. 

13. Ichi and Ruki reunited finally! The ultimate bro squad are back together again. And he immediately goes to check on Hanataro. Because we know which dark haired soul reaper he really has a crush on. 

14. Yeah yeah Ruki keep acting like Ichi isn’t gonna try and save ya. Like, you lived in this guy’s room for a while, how do you not know him at all?

15. Wow they’re actually arguing? In a crazy dangerous situation. Cause they’re dumb. Ah man they’re cute together. Please stay on the same squad for all time.

16. Ok RukiBro vs Ichi now. This almost feels like a final boss fight but we haven’t reunited with Uryu and Hime yet so I assume there’s still another final boss in the future. Maybe Grinning Gin guy? Well at least we finally got some of the original squad back together. Yay!

17. And the episode ends with CatGirl showing up and saving Ichi. Oh man. This just got a whole lot more interesting.