#FUCK YEAH BOIII

[changbinseource]

Changbin: The Charmer for Rolling Stone.

[djsangos]

this squid shows up to your social function says theyre your dj and starts off with the sickest mix of baby shark youve ever heard what do you do in that situation

[liberty-spiked]

my future co-apprentice is a little bitch that doesnt know how close he was to getting wrecked.

[secretly-tword-obsessed]

'Are You Ticklish?' Squid Game Addition!

Okayyyy so I haven't done any of these since I first opened this blog in like, 2021, but basically how this works is I write how characters would respond to that dreaded question - are you ticklish? I just come up with these ideas at random, usually at 3am when I can't sleep lol. Anyways, I hope these are in character and can give you a good chuckle.

Gi-Hun: *Season one Puppy Dog eyes* Wh-what?

Recruiter: *evil smirk* Why, are you? *smug look of accomplishment*

Sang-Woo: No (just a deadpan no. He's lying ofc hehe)

Sae-Beyok: *Looks away and doesn't respond. Than someone pokes her side, she giggles and than glares at them*

Alli: *Doesn't know the Korean word for 'ticklish'* What's that? *The others proceed to show him through demonstration* (Poor guy had no idea what was coming for him)

Thanos: (High as shit) I'm really bad under my arms boiii. (Five seconds later, screaming in hysterics), "HOHOHOW DIHIHID YOHOHOU KNOHOHOW I WAHAHAS TIHIHIHICKLISH!?!?!"

Nam-Gyu: Seriously what the fuck

Dae-Hoe: *Squeaks. Melts. Dies*

Jung-Bae: Ohhh, so you want to start a tickle fight huh? *tackles the asker over and proceeds to wreck them*

Min-Su: *Completely oblivious* Yeah, why? Wait - noho!

Jun-Hee: Don't even fucking think about it *lethal stare*

Hyun-Ju: Ermm, why do you ask *blushes* (MY SHY BABYYYY)

Jun-Ho: I don't think so....

In-Ho: *Threatening glare* Tickle me and your dead. Wait-SHIT!

Hope you enjoyed this gigglers!

These characters are just....mwa!

[thyln4gf]

Light me up

✞ You, a well known rockstar. Your boyfriend, the golden boy of F1. Its a constant "battle" of "who's gonna have more of their fans turn to the 'other side?'"

✞ I have synesthesia! Here's 5 songs that I associate with this fic: "Light me up" - The Pretty Reckless, "Scarlet cross" - Black Veil Brides, "Scars" - Papa Roach, "honey (are u coming?)" & "baby said" - Måneskin.

✞ Warnings: Suggestive comments and pictures, fluffy relationship shite, cursing, google translate (italian). SMAU.

✞ Charles x rockstar!reader

✞ Face Claim - Taylor Momsen (The Pretty Reckless)

theprettyreckless

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theprettyreckless: AND THAT'S A WRAP! Thank you, Montreal, for being so welcoming. Three cheers for this sweet, sweet tour. And to many more in the future. À la prochaine, mes chéris.

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yourusername: LETSFUCKINGGOOOO

yourbsf1: you were crying about this to me on facetime for half an hour. Then while picking the photos for the post. Then writing the caption.

yourusername: exposing me? Just like that? Bro... :(

yourbsf1: L

yourbsf2: #exposingy/nera

username1: I CAN SEE MY HAND!!! #famousera

username2: y/n's mic stand wasn't the only thing whose straightness has been broken tonight (liked by yourusername)

username3: yo... leclerc in the likes👀

username4: holy shit??? You're right

username6: calm down, y/n is friends with Damiano. Charles probably just likes her band too!

username5: who the hell is leclerc???

username7: what rock have all of you been living under? They have been together for years.

damianodavid: onorato che tu ci abbia portato in tour con te! Un sacco d'amore❤️(liked by yourusername, theprettyreckless, maneskinofficial)

yourusername: Grazie🫶

carlossainz55: 🖤 (liked by yourusername)

username8: ariana... what are you doing here??

username9: what the fuck

username10: Charles got too nervous and asked Carlos to comment something methinks (liked by carlossainz55, yourusername)

yourusername

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yourusername: life recently: post tour edition. The depression is hitting HARD. #noonetalktomeimturningemo

yourbsf2: mommy?? (liked by yourusername)

yourusername: not here, kitten whiskers...

yourbsf2: but...☹️

yourbsf1: get a ROOM. Jesus....

charles_leclerc: right? I agree. (liked by yourusername)

yourusername: 😇

yourbsf2: i saw her take that shirt off, and y'all did not🧚

charles_leclerc: @/yourusername ???

yourusername: uhhh.... 🏃‍♀️💨

username11: you just made eggs look tasty

username12: FUUUUCK them eggs. Have you seen the last slide??

username13: THE LAST PHOTO??? MOTHER.

username14: I don't know what to be jealous of first - her tits, the food, or the fact that she got some good dick IN the car... (liked by yourusername)

username15: im fine!! This is fine!!!

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: sk8er boiii

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: B) im so cool bro

charles_leclerc: you cried when the cat decided to leave your lap.

yourusername: :,( bro...

yourbsf1: yeah bro!!!

charles_leclerc: I'm not sorry.

charles_leclerc: waitwaitwait @/yourusername WHY IS SHE CALLING ME.

yourusername: 😇

charles_leclerc: Y/N L/N

yourusername: neither of us is a punk OR does ballet tho... (liked by charles_leclerc)

username16: emo Charles era when?? (liked by yourusername)

yourusername: @/charles_leclerc !!!

username16: OHMYGODJDJDJ???

scuderiaferrari: 😎 (liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername)

yourusername uploaded a story:

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yourusername uploaded a story:

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yourusername

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yourusername: datenightdatenightdatenightdatenightdateni-

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charles_leclerc: couldn't you have taken any longer?🙄 (liked by yourusername)

yourusername: darling... you fell asleep.

charles_leclerc: i was resting my eyes!

yourusername: you snored. I have a picture of you drooling. (liked by yourbsf1, yourbsf2, landonorris)

landonorris: can confirm

charles_leclerc: Y/N??

vicdeangelis: bellissima! (liked by yourusername, damianodavid)

yourusername: fermare! Sto arrossendo🫠

charles_leclerc: sono d'accordo. (liked by yourusername, vicdeangelis)

yourbsf2: @/charles_leclerc I'll have you know that y/n is currently dying. Send her exactly what you just typed out, just in the form of a voice message, to save her. Quick! (liked by yourusername)

lewishamilton: this is empowering and all, but there are children on this app. (Lando) (liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri, danielricciardo)

landonorris: right. Smh, mother. Do better🙄 (liked by yourusername, danielricciardo)

username17: AYO???

username18: im not okay. Im not fine. WHAT????

username19: the handprints were def made by charles... lucky bastard. (liked by yourusername)

username20: the last slide... does that mean exactly what i think it does?

username21: oh it definitely does.

username22: the sexual tension between me, the fork, and the toaster right now...

username23: the final boss WAG

username24: i'd call y/n the best wag ever, but she's kinda the main character here...

yourusername uploaded a story:

[vdoesstuff]

Ok does anyone else go “THAS MA BOIII” “THAS MA GIRRRL” every time someone does something remotely exciting in One Piece? Like:

Chopper: *Appears for the first time* Me: AYYY YO DAS MA BOI CHOPPER HAIIIL YA

Zoro: *Fights Mihawk* Me: DAS MA BOI HAIL YEAA wait wtf-

Luffy: *Does something Luffy-ish* Me: AYY YO HAIIIL YEAH DAS MA BOI

Nami: *Steals something* Me: AWW HAIL YEA GIRLYPOP FUCK YAS

Am I just weird or do other people do this

[occasionalsnippets]

Twitch chat anon AU

Eyes closed, you sighed through your nose. Your cell is silent as it always is but never your head. Though, they've been more quieter after you snapped... now you somewhat felt bad. Hesitant whispers of either them speaking to eachother or to you lingers, you don't have the energy to respond.

-

You don't remember going to the cafeteria. Cain is here, already inviting you to sit with him by waving at you from afar, will it be rude to run away?

"Blair and MC sshould kiss" "tbh I would respectfully kiss glass instead" "Am I the only one in the Cain x MC boat" "nah dude I'll be with you" "MC harem arc" "ayyo?" "We're pulling many bithces" "Cain is my babygrill" "Cain!" "It's our boiii" "omg he's in love with us" "why one if you can have five"

"y/n? Are you okay?" Cain broke you from your trance, you had to look up to see him (screw tall people).

"yeah, I'm alright. Just, there's been lots of things in my mind." Well ain't that an understatement.

His eyes softened, "do you want to talk about it?" You shook your head slowly, he let it go.

"told you he's inlove" "augh don't pull me into the cain x mc boat" "join us join us join us" "hushh" "is MC still mad at us?"

"No, not anymore." you murmured, that made Cain tilt his head.

"Sorry :(" "we promise we won't scream again" "or play earrape song everytime 035 kills us" "what"

"I... yes please don't do that again" really, it was not 035 that were driving you crazy during that interview, cross test, whatever— oh wait fuck, you forgot Cain can hear you.

If he's confused or suspicious he didn't let it show, you silently thank Cain when he didn't try to prod, continuing the small talk you both had before none other than you start zoning out of it, like the usual stuff.

Though, you have a feeling he'll tell someone about your behaviour later.

- butter slathering anon

Owo

[ticklish-touch]

I wish I was psychic. And yeah, fair, the One Piece art style can get a little mutant-/potato-looking depending on the character and piece.... Speaking of mutants, here's a twofer - one I'm curious about and one I already know you like~! How hot are Nightcrawler and Beast from X-Men?

That's a good way of describing it, lmao

but YESSS KURT MY BOIII

Not My Type | Alright | Cute| Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Lissen. I've had a crush on this devil since X-Men Evolution. LOVE his design, he's pretty af and has such a gremlin personality with a heart of gold.

Wolverine and the X-Men was a pretty decent series, but I fully admit I mainly only watched it for Kurt. The way they showed off his powers and acrobatics is so smooth. And his voice actor did a great job, lord mercy

AND OF COURSE I GOTTA MENTION THE FACT THAT HE IS A CANON TICKLE MONSTER

Now if we could just have one fucking decent interpretation of him in a movie that isn't ugly as sin or written terribly, I'd be even happier. Yall have no idea how salty I am that the movie named Nightcrawler isn't about Kurt.

[ghostydrawsstuff]

IM GETTING OFF ANON. WOOOOO So! Offender grandkids! The oldest is a boy named Parker. He's 17 years old. Poor guy has oldest child syndrome, and is overly responsible for his age. He shares his mother's love of gardening, but while she focuses on herbs and veggies and fruits, he specifically loves growing flowers. He's a sweetheart, loves his momma, constantly helps out with his siblings. He can also be known to mother others in his uncle Slender's care. (poor Jeff... poor Toby... those two are getting 'mothered' the most...) He only has eyes, green ones. No eyebrows, nose, or mouth. The second oldest is Delaney, the only planned kid. She's 16. She is... a mess. While Parker gets along with his mom enough that he was able to handle being isolated from peers his age, Delaney wasnt so lucky. The isolation from normal society fucked with her, and she started to misbehave and not listen to her mom. She actually found a lot of solice in her grandfather, since he was the only one that actually acknowledged "yeah it kinda sucks that you cant go to school and date and meet boys and have normal friends, you deserve better". She sneaks out a lot, she has a mouth and nose and eyebrows so she can hide her lack of eyes with sunglasses. She's into grunge music, plays guitar, she isnt the most feminine really. The second youngest is Daniel. He's 10. He's.... he's the most unstable. Scared of everything. Never leaves his room. Learned how to make pocket dimensions in order to hide. The only 2 people he isnt scared of is Parker and his mom, and he's able to barely handle his dad, Offender, and Delaney. HE IS VERY SCARED OF THE BABY. Daniel has no face, no features. Just a bowl cut. Speaking of the baby, meet Maple! She's 1. She is... certainly something. She's the most like Slender. Her mom wasnt planning to have a FOURTH KID, and Maple needed a lot of quiet or else she herself started screaming due to being overwhelmed. Her mom couldnt find quiet, and eventually begged Slender to allow the baby to like... stay on an armchair in his office for a bit. Slender eventually agreed, and BOOM Maple was calmed. This happened a few times, and Maple started to associate Slenderman with calm and peace... and she started trying to copy him. THIS ISNT A GOOD THING. THIS IS THE ONLY BABY WITH ALL OF HER FACIAL FEATURES SO HER MOM WANTED TO TAKE HER TO THE PUBLIC PARK BUT SHE CANT BECAUSE MAPLE KEEPS BITING THE OTHER KIDS. ITS A PROBLEM.

Omg hoi!!

Ooh Parker sounds so sweet! I bet he would love fantasy books and man lil flower boi, man he's fucking ADORABLE. And go fourth boiii mother them traumatized murderers!

Honestly Delaney and Fen just vibing while laying on the floor

Fen: Yeah life sucks and you'll never be able to be normal.

Delaney: ... I like you.

Hehe yeah my humor ain't great, but like poor her honestly. Like she's not really a slender or a human, so it's not like she'll ever find a group she completely fits in. That's just terrible! And such good story potential...

And poor Daniel he's just smol and scared. Also his own pocket dimensions?? AT TEN?? Damn someone's talented! I wish I cozld give him head pats and tell him it'll be alright, but I don't wanna scare him more :') He's so cute thooo agdigghh

Pfffahaha Maple bites the other kids?? Where'd she Pick up on that? She watching me or something? Well tbh if that would be the case it'd be more of a positive thing XD

But yeah I'll agree, Slender would not be a great inflience on the kid haha. Better try and find someone else that quiet and somewhat good with kids to help when it get's a little too loud for the poor gal, like Trender.

Btw sorry that I just randomly stopped responding, did a silly little thing called passing out :3

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Heyy your anon here, you listen to Hanabie?!? Fuck yeah haha

Yeah boiii! Love them, you like too??? What's your fav?? 💕💕

[choking-on-dandelions]

AYO IT'S VEGGIE SPAGHETTI NIGHT

FUCK YEAH BOIII

[violet-ophelia-boss]

i started on Laz's chat yesterday to make a possible start of a fanfic and a chatter asked me to continue it somewhere, so that's what I'm doing. >:)

( Part one > https://www.tumblr.com/violet-ophelia-boss/764504944303816704/ahem-someone-was-knocking-at-lazs-door-during?source=share )

Laz has ended stream and got to his kitchen table, with his partner waiting.

"so what do you want to tell me?" Says Laz in a curious tone. "Are you fucking cheating on me Laz?" Says in response YouTube. "No? I would never! Why are you asking?" "You're staying a lot more with twitch, more than usual. You know that they have so many partners, and I don't want you on that list love...". Laz starts laughing loudly and then said "I could never betray you darling, you(tube) are the only one I will love and trust". Yt started crying of joy, touched by the other's words. They hugged lovingly as then it got interrupted by the neighbors seeing them from the kitchen window, as they shouted: " CAN YOU GUYS JUST FUCK ALREADY-" and then got shot by another guy with a nerf gun telling them to shut up, while another blonde man with fake black glasses and a notebook on his hand whispering "ok, professor is out, bye bitches" going towards the door. The couple was embarrassed at that statement and context, but they then got to bed, tiredly.

Ohhhhhhhh yeah boiii, I had a good run, if Laz finds this shit live I'm cooked (I would be honored actually pls do)

[leffee]

How many partners have the main 7 had?

Bro, I can't see any of them as having a lot of partners, or even 2, they all single as feck. Besides Zoe of course, I can't tell the exact number, but it's pretty high, especially compared to the rest of them xd. The best I can do is to give those who had canon crushes them as partners. So it would be Pepper and Captain Cuddles (hey, I genuinely think they cute), Sunil and Deliah (I actually kinda like the though of them being a couple at some point at some point), and heck, maybe even Penny Ling and Mr. VonFuzzlebut. They can all be exs, or end up with them forever uuuu, who knows. Maybe Sunil would have more? I said that he's actually pretty objectively attractive, so I can definitely see him being kinda "in demand", maybe once or twice he was in some different relationship, either he genuinely was willing to at least try, or didn't want to be rude and simply accepted (and then regretted it of course). Maybe Russell and Blythe were at some point together? They tried to see if they would work together but at the end decided that they would rather stay as friends. That's just a maybe though, could have happened, haven't had to.

Minka, I really don't think she'd be that interested in romatic relationship to frantically look for it. Friends? Hell yeah. Romatic partners on the other hand? She'd rather wait for "the right one" instead of putting so much effort into something that might not last in the same way. Besides, if she's to find that partner, she'd rather find them naturally within her friends, whom she already knows and has a connection with.

Penny Ling had her crushes, but most of the time she was too shy to try anything and they simply passed with time.

Vinnie is waay too loyal to one person to even try anything else than that one person. And listen, he's just not all that attractive as a romantic partner. Personality is one thing, but he's just kinda ugly. I know I know, I love him and he's the prettiest boy for me! But he's also my damn self-projection, so in universe, he's not exactly the epitome of objective attraction. He's short, so pale he looks almost sickly, bones-showing underweight, some people don't like freckles (fucking weird people, gottem). In other words, he's perfect, to me, but objectively he's just not because I need him like that. Oh, but he's suuch a pretty boiii.

But, the one though that I have is that if Penny Ling and him ended up as the last ones out of their group being single with their crushes being already taken, they would get together. Just this sort of situation that since everyone else has someone, and they just feel like such outsiders because of that, out of this "neccessity" they get together. They don't love each other like that, they simply don't want to be the weird two out, so they might as well. They like each other enough to do it, that's for sure. In some way, they do it out of spite, to show their actual crushes (who may or may not know that they feel this way) that they can do perfectly well without them (they can't and are going crazy).

As you can see I don't have anything certain, so this is mostly a jumble of my thoughts and scenarios that might or might not have happened.

[keeper-not-hero-blog]

I GOT RICARD’S RAPIER ON MY MAGE GUY

[generalfandomsofthefreak]

you know, sometimes i think i’m really smart and have a big brain

other times, people point out that MK is probably a young adult because he a: lives alone and b: has a job

and i go “... oh right he’s probably not in his mid teens huh”

[hazellum]

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

Oh fuck this is the content I craaaave! Zib my boi! I’m so proud of this one, it turned out great! I’m absolutely in love with it, its quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever done!