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ROMEO AND JULIET POTION!! TEENAGE PREGNANCY!! FORCED MARRIAGE!! FOUR MURDERED CHILDREN!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
#gilded#rae reads gilded#I FUCKING KNEW SHE’D END UP MARRYING HIM I FUCKING KNEW IT#FUCK YEAH BABEYYY MARISSA MEYER AT IT AGAIN
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After careful consideration,,,,,
I've decided to get WORSE
#cringe babey#im about to draw so much cringe right now#powerrangers fanart?#hell yeah#is it suggestive?#also yeah#bowser and luigi#yeah that too#fuck it up babeyyy
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they should invent a kind of WIP that is finished
#me writing a whole fic set pre-earring conversation where zev cant use the word love not even in the narration: where's the love 🥺#me? write about a game that's over a decade old? yeah.#this story is going to get fifteen hits and take another month to finish thats why we do what we do babeyyy#the thing with zevran is like they did it when they wrote him. that's origins to me. they said the characters WILL compel.#unfortunately it ALSO means he has such a distinct characterization in my head that it's like. what if he would not fucking say that 😭
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chicago med fix it fic where Connor and robin get married and he never dates ava so she never goes crazy and kills his father then herself
#i hate that im almost 5 seasons deep into this shit lmaooo#and it's funny cuz I usually go for the redhead but I fucking hate Will Halstead 😂😂#but something about connor babeyyy#listen I ship him with Robin so hard#but also we need to talk about will and his lack of not only communication but critical thinking???#the writers are murdering these characters in front of my eyes#riding the robin charles-rhodes train#bc yeah i think she would hypenate plus it sounds so cool and smooth and connor would be all for it bc his dad would HATE it#rip in peace of this is spoilers to you but the episode is over a year old at this point
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Pairing: HoodShurixFemReader. {Pt 2}
Warnings: Or@l sex, Praising, Degrading, Biting, Use of !Str@p, Blood drinking, Violence, Dirty Talk, “Princess, Baby, good girl, her Mamas, her Baby.” kinks, etc.
Background: The sun had already sunk into the horizon, leaving the sky a mixture of dark blue and black, with stars that twinkled softly above. The neighborhood was pretty active on a Friday night, with people making plans, going out, and just enjoying themselves in general. You were hella Lonely, bored. Why not go out? Enjoy yourself, go wild, get all drunk, maybe you’ll even find a pleaser.
@shurismainbxtch @shurislover @shurisbathwater @shuriszn @axailslink @prettymrswright @inmyheadimobsessed @ihearttish @babyboiboyega @bbbbbbrilliantly @desswright29 @gweelczz @kisskourt @sapphicvqmpires @lesbianlores @damisarki
One week later, after you and Shuri’s encounter, you found yourself avoiding her and you blocked her number AND deleted her contact. It was supposed to be a one night stand… right? but As you were out and about, it did not take long for Shuri to find you. Despite the three days you had spent trying to avoid her, Shuri had eyes everywhere. Whether it be on the street, where her men would keep her informed, or at your home—She saw everything and everyone. For as much as you tried, it was not easy to avoid her.
So imagine your surprise with how easily she managed to get to you.
It was Around 12:00 am at night, and You had just finished running errands, and Also being over another Nigga’s house. You smelled Exactly like his ass too. but Sadly, you were too damn high from the blunt you had just smoked a few minutes ago, not even knowing you smelled like another man.
He was a average lookin’ nigga too, his name was Naveen and he gave good head, but that Dick size was a hell to the no. Y’know, Naveen from princess and the frog? Yeah, real cute. But damn, what the fuck will Shuri think about the fact that you just been just giving yo’ shit away to some average ass nigga? She ain’t taking THAT news too well. Especially when she was the one having you all whiny and begging to be taken care of.
You were too lost in thought, to even see that She had been patient, waiting in the dark on your couch, since the moment you had walked through the door. She knew about your tryst with another man, and it only made her grow even more possessive than she had been before. She was ready to pounce, just waiting for the right chance to get you alone.
And now that time had come.
“I don’t appreciate you smellin’ like another man Mama. you know that though right?.”
Shuri’s voice rang out, cutting through the silence without hesitation. She didn’t bother standing, choosing to remain seated as if it were her throne. Her arm was sprawled out along the back of the couch, an aura of dominance radiating from her with ease.
It was the fact you had the Audacity to dress up for His ass. Your outfit, a dark blue velvet number, was anything but modest. The short dress clung lovingly to your curves, emphasizing your ample assets and leaving little to the imagination. Every movement you made seemed to ripple through the fabric, making the jewels on your nails glitter in the light.
Your hair framed your face in a way that perfectly accentuated your natural beauty. The honey brown tresses were wavy, with a loose pattern that seemed to caress your face. Long and flowing, the ends rested gently just above your shoulders, their weight adding to the air of seduction and mystery that enveloped you.
The air seemed to thicken with the scent of your perfume, a perfect blend of vanilla and coco butter that was enough to leave anyone intoxicated by your presence.
Shuri loved how you Looked, but the fact that it was for him pissed her off.
Your head snapped at the voice, seeing the dark figure sitting in your couch, with a bottle of Hennessy in their hand.
She brought one arm out to gesture to your figure. That same hand lifted the bottle of Hennessy to her lips, taking another slow sip before lowering it back to the couch.
“You been ghostin’ me Mama.”
She accused, giving you a glare as she put the blunt aside and turned her body slightly towards you. Even then, there was no mistaking the tone in her voice. You could hear the thinly veiled possessiveness laced through it.
“Don’t you know that you belong to me? Well I thought you did Mami, but you hurt my soul givin’ my Pussy to some other Nigga, and dressing so fucking Pretty for em’. Naveen is it?”
You knew She was making fun of Naveen, and hated every second of it.
“First off, how the FUCK did you get into my Shit? And No, I don’t belong to you Shuri it was just a One time thing okay? I was needy.. and horny. I didn’t think you would take this shit seriously.. and how the fuck do you know I’ve been with another man?” You asked arching a eyebrow.
Shuri just laughed softly, because your tone was hella outta line, and because she trying to be nice and hold back her anger.
“Who are you talking to Mama? Don’t you remember who had you moaning my name? Don’t you remember who had you acting like the needy Slut you are? Let’s not forget how you had your legs wide open like a messy fucking whore for me Sithanwa Sam.”
You wanted to open your mouth to speak, to oblige, to back yourself up, but the words died in your throat because it was True.
But when She got up to turn that light on, WHEW.. you almost lost your damn mind at how good she looked.
As she stood before you, the light illuminating her features, you couldn't help but gasp at the sight.
Her scalp braids were styled back into a neat bun, adorned with a single gold ring. The fang grills in her mouth glistened as she spoke or smiled, adding an enigmatic edge to her sharp features. Her eyes, red irises surrounded by a deep crimson, were captivating in their intensity. Her nose piercing and the fresh Xhosa tattoos on her hands only added to her edgy allure.
She was a vision of both beauty and power, her entire aura radiating a magnetic charisma that was impossible to ignore. She moved with confidence and assurance, her presence filling the room and demanding your attention.
Even with her simple outfit of a Black hoodie, black sweats, and black and white Nike dunks, she still managed to look like a Fine ass Woman.
The Hennessy bottle hung loosely from her fingertips, an accessory to her overall look. She took another slow sip, her lips curving into a smile that revealed the gleam of her fang grills.
She was perfection in every sense of the word, a true force to be reckoned with.
“Shuri look, what me and you had was a one time thing, we ain’t a thing Shuri. Please leave my damn house and leave me alone.”
You tried to make it sound like a demand but it really sounded timid, which made Shuri crack a small smirk.
“You seem a lil scared to get me outta yo’ house Mamas. You scared I’m gon’ do sumn’ to you?”
Shuri’s smirk faded as she Went back to being serious.
“You think I don’t see how easy you give yourself away Umntwana?”
She took a slow drag from her blunt, inhaling the smoke and holding it in for a moment before blowing it out with a sigh. Her eyes were on you, not at all leaving your figure in spite of the lingering tension in the air.
“What are you saying? I’m a hoe or sumn?! Well I can do whatever the fuck I want to. you ain’t nobody to be worrying about who the fuck I’m with and that Concludes Naveen.” You snarled sternly.
Her lip twitched to a smirk in the dim light, a flicker of mockery flashing across her face. She stood from her spot on the couch, moving towards you with slow and calculated strides.
“That’s where you hella wrong, babygirl. And who said you was a hoe Mamas? Pfft… anyway, The only thing that nigga can give you is head, but I bet he can’t Pound and abuse that Pretty Pussy with his so called “Big dick” that’s the size of a fucking baby carrot can he Mami?”
Damn! his shit wasn’t what he said it was, it was about 5-6 inches. but damn? how the fuck does SHE know that?!
“No! It’s actually 10 inches long! His dick is the most amazing thing in this fucking world actually! You wouldn’t know since you don’t have one!” You snapped at her, your voice filled with annoyance and frustration.
You were lying like a fool. he couldn’t even fuck you right, he fucked like a disabled ass dog that’s humping their pillow trying to seek friction or some shit. you felt like a damn fool tryna argue with her over dick sizes when she already knew about the size.
Shuri looked at you crazy, and burst out laughing in your face like you were a damn clown. Well, you felt like one at that moment because you and her both KNEW that his dick was literally the size of a baby carrot and he couldn’t give back strokes even if it was to save his damn life.
“Oh shit! you are fucking hilarious Usana, You got a muthafucka in here crying!”
Hell, You actually wanted to cry at the fact that she KNEW you was lying.
Shuri continued to laugh in your face, holding her stomach as tears streamed down her face. Aight now, she getting too carried away with the shit. It ain’t that damn funny for you to be holdin’ ya stomach.
“Imma hold yo’ hand when I say this, but Mama.. you know damn well he doesn’t Have the biggest dick in the world. Hell, couldn’t even fit in a condom if you ask me, but that’s just my personal opinion. If you like average lookin’ lil dick boys, then hey? It ain’t my business but I know everything bout lil ole Naveen. Bet he thinkin’ he fucked you so good didn’t he Mama? You know you ain’t enjoy that trash ass shit.”
“Fuck off, what the fuck do you even want hm? You just come here, all mysterious n’ shit tryna tell me that I’m yours all that bull fuckery. Then, you just teasing me about a man’s Dick size like it fucking matters!” You said snarling in frustration.
You knew damn well it did matter, but you didn’t wanna let Shuri know and give her the satisfaction that she wants do you?
“Mama, I really want you to be my Baby. if you don’t wanna be mine then Okay, cool. Go be with Naveen ugly ass, he bout the most average nigga I ever seen anyways. That sex game he be flexin’ ain’t good and you know it ain’t Ma, but if that’s how you wanna live.. all unsatisfied and needy, so horny, wanting someone to Keep that Pussy smiling, then okay.”
“And then you don’t know what you missin’ out on Baby. You can be my Woman, my baby, my sweetheart.. we don’t gotta be fuck buddies, when you can be Mine. But, sadly it seems like you just wanna go keep looking for someone to satisfy your needs when you can just come to me… every. damn. time. You’re Horny, needy, and wanting to be loved by someone. And I’ll treat you like a princess you are Mama, but only if you’d just let me. Hell, I’ll give you a good time right now if you let me…”
“Stop tryna manipulate me into wanting you..” you shakily replied trying to look away.
“Just.. leave…. the shit ain’t gon work anyways.” you whispered, crossing your arms.
“Aight then Umntwana, I’m gone.”
Shuri turned on her heel, and walked towards the door, but you couldn’t STAND to see her fine ass leave you.. were you THAT desperate for her? The things that she said about you being her woman, do you want that to happen? Do you need her that badly?
“Nah, w-wait.. don’t leave.” You mumbled under your breath.
Shuri turn her head slowly, looking at you with that same teasing smirk.
“Yes Mama? What is it Baby?”
“You can’t just leave..”
Her tone was soft and velvety, filled with hidden desire and longing.
"Missing me, Already baby girl?"
You nod your head slowly, not even giving a fuck about hiding the fact that you really want her to stay. You could never let her leave, ever.. Not when you desire her love.
And she desired your affection too.
She felt it deep in her bones—this undeniable desire and hunger that burned within her every time she was near you. She couldn’t explain it, but she knew that she needed you. She needed your touch, your scent, your voice...
She didn’t care about your reasons for ghosting her. All she cared about was having you back in her arms and in her bed.
She was becoming lost in her thoughts, her mind consumed with nothing but thoughts of you and the things she wanted to do to you.
She could barely control the urges that burned within, everything about you had her hungry—needy. All she needed was you now.
"You gon’ keep playin’ games with me? Or lemme love and take care of you?” she asked, her voice laced with playful teasing, but a bit of seriousness.
“Mhm..” you mumbled trying to act as if her hands on your ass ain’t affecting you.
“Mmm aight.. can I tell you sumn though?” She asked now looking down at you.
Those fucking red irises.. and those low high eyes always get to you…
“Wassup..?” You asked arching your eyebrow.
The sudden contact of her lips against yours sent a shock through your body. It was like an explosion, a burst of something powerful and possessive. She deepened the kiss, her hands finding purchase on your hips, as she pulled you closer to her.
Her hunger for you surged through her. She kissed you like a starving woman, her lips slanting against yours, her tongue seeking entry past your lips, desperate to taste you, to claim every inch of you as her own.
Shuri’s hands roamed your body, possessive and claiming. She wanted to feel every inch of you, to remind herself why she craved you so badly. The more of you she touched, the more she needed.
There was no denying the raw hunger in her voice. She needed you—in all the primal ways. She couldn’t deny her instincts, her need to possess you and make you hers completely. She craved your touch, your taste, your very existence. Everything about you was intoxicating.
“Mmmh.. I’d give you what you been wantin’ but no, you pissed me off tonight. Dressin all for Naveen two faced ass.. looking all pretty n’ shit. Why though? Just so he can fuck you terribly?”
A/n: True, True.. you betta pray girl, cuz she bouta’ fuck you upppp 😭😭.
Damn, you thought you were off the hook for the night, but Fuck that, Shuri ain’t finna let that shit slide like it was nothing.
She took another drink before setting the bottle down.
“Sit yo pretty ass down.”
It was a demand, not a suggestion.
Oh how you wanted to listen so badly, but you absolutely loved pissing Shuri off.
“You do realize I don’t gotta do shit you say right?” You said shrugging, while looking down and your Long blue acrylics nonchalantly.
Shuri was done.
Without an immediate response, the hand that was around your throat tightened. There was no mistaking the feeling of her rings against your skin but the pressure was not so hard that it would hurt.
“Strip right here, right now. in yo’ muthafuckin’ living room and don’t make me say that shit again Ma.” She commanded, her voice smooth as ever.
You stared at her, Too stunned to speak, too scared to be defiant. Because you knew that if you did, she was gon’ handle that ass and make it very unpleasant.
Shuri cocked her head to the side, her red irises Narrowing at you, daring you to oblige.
“ lmma strip..” you whispered softly, as you start to strip off your dress.
Shuri watched you, as she leaned back on the couch manspreading before you.
“And I mean Everything. Including them lil underwear and bra too love.” She added, smirking mischievously.
When you were undressed, your naked breasts were revealed within the naked eye, along with your Laced black underwear.
But Shuri absolutely fucking loved, your pretty stretch marks. To her, they showed how thick you were.
She peered at you, her eyes trailing over your naked chest, her eyes drawn to the black lace of your underwear as you moved to remove that too, slowly.
Your bare pussy was now at view. Glistening and very wet, ready to be touched by her.
You felt a little bit insecure about your stretch marks, but Shuri just scoffed and looked at you with an annoyed expression.
She peered at you, her head inclined at the expression on your face.
"Baby girl, you listen to me when I say this now."
She murmured, her hands moving to your hips.
"I don't care. In fact the stretch marks are sexy as hell."
She pulled you forward, her hands going to your ass, but they got lost in the thickness of it.
"Baby girl, all this ass… all this thickness.. just makes me wanna fuck the shit outta you Mama. You know that don’t you Umntwana?”
You nod, your expression giving off how needy you were for her. The way she looked at you made your Pussy so wet.
Shuri pulled you on her lap, your bare ass on her leg and your pussy scraping her knee causing you to whimper softly.
Shuri smirked, bouncing her knee purposefully trying to tease and make you even more aroused for her.
“Shuri please stop playin.. I want you love.. can’t you feel the dampening of my pussy on your knee..?” You said whining like a baby.
“I know usana, but the fact you tried to play with me got me wanting to punish that ass. So with that, do me a favor and stop whinin’ like a baby and keep grindin that pretty Pussy on my knee yeah?” She chuckled, massaging your titties with her slender fingers.
You whined louder, causing a sharp smack to your thigh.
“Aye, what I just tell you Mama? You so disobedient… you really be wanting me to be rough wit you, don’t it Baby?” She asked, bouncing her knee faster causing a loud moan to escape your lips.
Shuri felt her knee get wetter, letting out a soft chuckle as she rubbed and pinched your nipple.
“Shuri please… I want you, I need you.. baby don’t keep teasing me like this..” you whimpered with pleading eyes.
“Now you wanna call me baby? Mm.. wasn’t you callin’ that nigga baby? He would be so damn disappointed to see his lil precious girl rubbing her pussy all on my knee, getting wet n’ shit.” She laughed, patting your thigh softly.
You knew Shuri wasn’t playing fair, and she Loved every minute of it.
Just then, Shuri’s tatted digits delved into your soaked folds, rubbing against your clit in tight circles. She adds another finger, scissoring them to stretch you open. Her thumb presses against your clit, applying firm pressure as she fingers you roughly.
“Ouuu fuck! Ahh!! Shuri!” You moaned loudly, throwing your head back.
“Mhm, wassup Mama? You can’t handle this baby? I bet lil Naveen wasn’t havin’ you like this was he?” She chuckled, pinching and rubbing your clit in tight circles.
Shuri's fingers picked up the pace, thrusting harder and faster into your tight pussy. Her thumb pressed down harder on your clit, rubbing it in tight circles.
“You been missin’ me Mama? It’s okay Baby, lemme make you feel what you been missin’ out on…” Shuri said smiling, as she watched you squirm in her lap.
hand continued to move, her fingers pumping into you hard and fast, her thumb pressing down hard on your clit.
“Talk to me mama.. I wanna hear your pretty voice Baby..” her voice was low and seductive, looking you dead in your eyes as she thrusted her fingers into your pussy.
Her fingers continue their relentless pace, curling inside you to hit that sweet spot deep within your pussy. Shuri’s other hand reaches up to grab your Left breast, as She squeezes it, pinching your nipple between her fingers.
“Mmm and look at these pretty ass Titties Mama… I can’t wait to have em’ in my mouth Baby..” She whispered as She leaned down to the crook of your neck, gently placing a kiss on it before she let her fangs sink into your skin. A sharp pain mixed with pleasure, as she gently sucked on the area she had bitten.
Shuri’s face disappears between your breasts, her mouth latching onto a nipple as she sucks hard, her other hand still buried in your pussy. Her fingers move faster, adding a third to join the others. The sound of your wet pussy and Shuri’s hungry sucking fills the room.
“Mmm shuri.. I’m bout’ to cum…” you whined, feeling your legs beginning to shake.
Shuri’s mouth moves to your other breast, lavishing it with the same attention as she continued to pump her fingers in and out of you. She could feel your walls tensing around her fingers.
“Nah, don’t cum just yet Mama. Hold for me yeah? be a good girl for yo’ Panther.”
Shuri’s touch becomes more insistent, her fingers moving faster, curling deeper. Her mouth latches onto your neck, sucking hard as you writhe against her. Her thumb rubs furiously against your engorged clit.
“Aww, she misses me don’t she? Look who easy she sucks in my fingers Mama. See, I always knew this pussy was mine to begin with.”
Mhm, all yours panther.
“Aight, you can cum Mama..” she smirked softly, giving you a gentle peck on your lips.
“F-FUCK!!!!” You screamed out, your mouth slightly agape, a loud gasp escaping your lips.
Shuri muffles your cries with her mouth, her fingers continuing their unrelenting pace until the last wave of your passion subsides. She slowly extracts her fingers, bringing them to her mouth to clean off your essence.
“Mmm you taste so good baby, but I ain’t even done with you, But you know that don’t you Mama?”
You knew she wasn’t done with you, but yet you still wanted to push her.
“But-“ Before you could even oblige, Shuri picked you up, carrying you to your bedroom.
She carries you to your bedroom, carefully laying you down on the bed as she began undressing herself.
“You always gotta be so damn stubborn and disobedient. Why the fuck can’t you just listen to the shit I be sayin’ to you Usana? Ohh, I see what it is. You don’t give a fuck bout shit I say ain’t that right Mama?”
“N-No.. that ain’t-“ but before you could say anything, Shuri wrapped her slender hand around your throat, giving you that stare that meant “Shut the fuck up.”.
“Guqa, ngoku.” (kneel, now.)
She chuckles quietly, watching you kneel in front of her after her command. Her thumb swipes across your lower lip, pressing down on it gently.
She enjoyed seeing you like this, so well behaved and listening to her every word.
She stops when she was stood right in front of you, her eyes roaming over your body as she looked down at you.
One of her hands reached out, gently touching your jawline this time, before she lifted your head up in an admiring manner.
“Look at you, so pretty down there.” She coos, using that tone she had whenever she wanted to act more possessive with you.
Her fingers run along your jawline, her thumb running over your bottom lip, before she pulled it back.
”You gon’ put that pretty ass mouth to use for yo’ Panther Mamas?” She asked, running her index finger over your bottom lip.
“Yes ma’am..” you muttered obediently.
She watched you for a moment longer, before unzipping her pants, letting the strap be in full view.
It was obviously too big for her, but that’s how she liked it. The way it stuck out of her pants, and she only wore boxers to avoid it from flopping around too obviously.
She knew how much you loved the color purple, it just happened to be your favorite color. So, she always went that route with her strap and outfits when it came to you.
It was a deeper purple, the shade of a violet to be specific, with almost gold and silver veins in it. It’s size was pretty big, in every sense of the word.
Shuri smirked as she saw the purple strap fling out, revealing her impressive length. She slowly pulled down her zipper even more, her other hand now tangling in your hair.
“Go on, show yo’ Panther what that pretty ass mouth can do Mama. Show me you a good girl Baby, let yo’ Panther know that you hers only.” She whispered, watching as you wrapped your hand around her length.
It was a custom made one, hand crafted by vibranium with the strongest elastic ever. It was specifically designed that way so she could feel you around her, feel all the sensations. Even the slightest movements you made.
“Mama, this ain’t no ordinary regular ass strap either. You see, I made this myself Mama cuz’ I wanna feel your lips wrapped around me, along with that pretty Pussy…” She purred softly.
Fucking genius..
Shuri's grin widened as you wrapped your hand around her Dick. She watched intently as you slowly pumped it a few times, feeling it grow even harder in your grasp. She let out a soft moan, her hips bucking forward slightly.
“Mmm.. Ungandigezeli Sana..”
(don’t tease me baby…)
Shuri's breathing grew heavier as you continued to stroke her. She gripped your hair tighter, guiding your head down slowly.
"Now open that mouth... stick out your tongue. Lick it, baby... taste me." She moaned, guiding her length in your mouth.
Shuri's breath hitched as you lapped at her length, your warm, wet tongue tracing patterns along her shaft. She let out a low groan, her hand guiding your head down further.
"Mmm... good girl... just like that... now, take me in, baby. Deep..."
“Does it feel good Baby?” You muttered, with your mouth full of her Dick.
Shuri's eyes rolled back in ecstasy as you took her into your mouth, the warmth and tightness nearly overwhelming her. She nodded frantically, her hand tightening in your hair.
"Oh Bast, yes... it feels so good... so fucking good... don't stop, baby... don't stop… Mamas.."
Shuri’s breathing grew heavier, her voice hoarse as she guided your head bob up and down on her lap. Her hips bucked forward, meeting your mouth with each thrust. She looked down at you with hooded eyes, her face contorted in pure pleasure.
"Touch yourself, baby... Touch yo’ Pussy for me Mama.. be a good slut for yo’ Panther.."
Shuri's gaze never left your face as you began to touch yourself, your fingers moving quickly over your clit. She could see the pleasure spreading across your features, your eyes half-lidded and your lips wrapped tightly around her Dick.
"Fuck... just like that... rub yo’ pretty clit... Ma.."
look in your eyes told Shuri everything. the way they sparkled, how dilated your pupils were, how your eyes got a bit wide, and how your breath deepened within every thrust. You were enjoying getting treated like a Slut, because you loved how Shuri called herself “your Panther.”
Shuri’s hips began to rock gently, thrusting shallowly into your mouth as she watched you pleasure yourself. The dual sensations of your mouth and the erotic sight before her were driving her wild with lust.
"Don't you dare stop, Mama... I'm so close... gonna fill this pretty mouth..."
The way she said those words made your Pussy even wetter by the second..
Shuri could see your arousal growing, your fingers moving faster and more insistently over your slick folds. The wet sounds of your self-pleasure mixed with the obscene slurping noises of her shaft plunging in and out of your mouth.
"Oooh fuck, I'm Bout’ to cum Princess..." she whimpered, her eyes rolling back.
“Cum for me Shuri… please fill my mouth baby…” you begged, with a mouthful of her dick.
With a low moan, Shuri's body convulsed, her hips bucking forward as she spilled into your mouth. She gripped your hair tightly, guiding your head down onto her as she rode out the waves of her intense release. She panted, looking down at you with heavy-lidded eyes.
“Oh Bast, ooh fuck…” she panted, looking down at you with those low red irises.
Shuri's body shuddered with aftershocks, her shaft pulsing against your tongue as the last spurts of her release filled your mouth. She slowly pulled back, her length slipping from your lips with a soft pop. She cupped your face, her thumb brushing over your bottom lip.
“Swallow my shit Mama.. swallow all of it.” She murmured, tilting your chin up.
As you swallowed, Shuri watched in fascination as your throat bobbed, taking down every last drop of her seed. You made a soft, mewling sound in the back of your throat, the taste of her salty, slightly sweet essence coating your mouth and sliding down your throat.
“Look at you Ma.. swallowing my cum like a good fucking slut… them pleadin’ ass eyes of yours..” she whispered, running her thumb over your bottom lip.
“Panther please fuck me. do it like you fucking hate me Shuri, Make me cry yo’ name.. make the whole neighborhood hear my voice..” you pleaded, looking up at her.
She reached her hand out and grabbed your jaw between her thumb, index and middle finger, her purple painted nails gripping into your soft skin. Her eyes hardening with malice.
“Beg for it Mama, beg for yo’ panther to fuck you Baby, and I’ll consider it.”
Oh, how she Fucking loved when you begged..
“Panther, baby…” You let out a whine, looking up at her with puppy dog eyes. You had no restraint or shame when it came to her.
“Please.” You couldn’t stop that one word from leaving your mouth. You needed her, you wanted her.
You whimpered, the desperation in your voice clear. She was the only one who got to see you like this, and you were practically begging her.
The way you called her by that nickname, and the way you so shamelessly begged for her, it was all something she adored. It only added fuel to the fire and only got her riled up more.
“lakho elikhuselekileyo nkosazana?” (Your safe word princess?)
“Lirozi.” (Roses.)
“Good Girl Mama..” she cooed softly pressing a soft kiss to your forehead.
Without a word, she guided you to turn around, pulling your back against her front.
Shuri's other hand reached down to guide the strap-on to your waiting entrance, rubbing the thick head against your soaked lips.
"Goba phezu komntwana.” (Bend over Baby.)
you arched your back beautifully, presenting yourself to her completely. The new angle allowed her to sink deep inside you, her thick Dick stretching you deliciously. Your back was arched almost painfully, pushing your ass up and out, inviting her to take you hard and rough.
"…Nnnngh Mama…!" Shuri's voice rose to a loud, desperate wail as she finally pushed past your tight pussy and sank into your welcoming warmth. Her body tensed, her fingers digging into your hips as she buried her face against your back, moaning uncontrollably.
“Ouuu mmmf.. f-fuck Panther!” Your voice shattered, breaking into needy whimpers as you begged for more. Your hands clenched on the bedsheets, your arms straining as you pushed back against her demanding hips.
"You like that, baby?... You like the way I stretch your pretty hole?..." Shuri hissed, her breath hitching as you tightened around her. She spanked your ass hard, the sound echoing in the living room as she increased her pace, jackhammering into you from behind.
“Jonga wena Nkosazana, uthatha i-dick yakho yePanther kakuhle...” she muttered in your ear.
(Look at you Princess, taking your Panther's dick so good...)
"That's it Baby, take this Dick! Fuck, your pussy feels so good squeezing me Mama..." She panted, sweat glistening on her brow as she pistoned in and out of your soaked heat. Her fingers dug into the flesh of your ass as she gripped you harder.
“Oooh look at that pretty Pussy get fucked baby! look how she swallows my Dick Mama! Nigga ain’t got shit on me baby, and you know Why Babygirl..?” She asked, palming a sharp smack to your ass.
“W-Why..?” You muttered, gripping the sheets tightly.
“Because your Pussy will be used to me, than she’ll ever be to him Babydoll.”
“You see how yo’ pussy swallows my dick within a heartbeat? Hear how wet she is for Me. She knows me baby, and she’ll forever love this Dick I promise you.” She muttered in your ear chuckling softly.
She flexed her hips, churning deep within you as her other hand reached down to strum your clit roughly.
“MMMF... YES FUCK YES PANTHER! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCKING HATE ME BABY!” Your voice boomed out, echoing off the walls as you let out a deafening roar of pleasure.
“F-Fuck..! Ah fuck! I hate you Baby! I hate you so Fucking much..” she muttered, rubbing your clit harder.
“Say it again…! Say you hate me Panther! Fuck me like the Slut I am Baby!” You moaned, arching your back putting your ass even higher in the air for her.
Shuri's face contorted with rage, her eyes glinting with anger and lust. She gripped a handful of your hair and yanked your head back painfully, her voice low and maliciously.
“I hate you, Ma. You know that? I hate how beautiful you are. I hate you Baby!” She snarled, palming a very firm smack on your ass.
Shuri raised her hand and brought it down HARD across your ass cheek with a resounding SMACK. She continued to spank you rhythmically as she fucked into you, each thrust accompanied by a sharp smack to your tender flesh.
You bit your lip, trying not to hiss at the pain, but it felt so good.
Shuri snarled and continued to pound into you mercilessly, each thrust harder and faster than the last. The leather strap made obscene slapping sounds as it hit your ass and pussy.
“I hate how you make me feel. How you make me want you all the time. How you got a nigga all desperate for you n’ shit, and how you out here givin’ my Pussy away to some average lookin’ ass boy who can’t even fuck you properly!!” Shuri fumed, with a low malicious tone.
Shuri smirked cruelly, as she continued to piston in and out of your pussy.
“look at this fucking pussy, so sloppy and stretched out by my dick. But, you love that shit though.. ain’t that right nkosazana?” She grinned with cruelty, her fang grills gleaming.
Shuri's body tensed as she felt her release nearing. She leaned in close, her lips brushing against your ear.
“I hate that I love you, Ma. I do. I hate you so much for makin' me love you!! Even though you piss me off so badly, I still fucking love yo’ ass!”
That sentence made your heart melt… making you moan loudly at the thought of her actually loving you.
“F-Fill this Pussy Panther! Make it yours forever baby! make this Pussy overflow!!” You cried out.
And with that, Shuri's body shook as she reached her climax, her hips bucking wildly as she pumped her load deep into your spasming pussy.
"Fuuuuck!!" She screamed, holding you tight as she rode out her orgasm, her fingers never leaving your clit.
Shuri held you close as the waves of pleasure washed over her, her hips still twitching with small aftershocks. After a long moment, she slowly pulled out of you, admiring the way her release dripped out of your well-used pussy.
“Ah, fuck…” Shuri muttered, trying to catch her breath.
Shuri was laying on the bed next to you, her chest heaving as she tried to catch her breath, a sweaty, happy mess. One arm was thrown over her eyes as she did her best to calm herself down, her whole body still trembling.
“Ulungile, nkosazana?” (You good, princess?)
“Yea, I’m aight Panther.” You muttered under your breath.
Both of you were breathing heavily, the aftermath of everything that just happened still coursing through your bodies. Shuri had her arms around you in a loose embrace, still trying to catch her breath, her chest rising and falling.
Shuri was breathing hard, her chest heaving, her body glistening with sweat. She reached up and pulled you close to her, her arms wrapping around your middle, holding you right up against her.
“Mama… that’s… that’s how a princess should be… Fucked Baby.” She softly said, with a contented sigh.
After a few moments of silence, Shuri spoke, her voice soft, almost vulnerable.
“Mama, can I tell you somethin’?”
You arched one of your eyebrows at her, waiting for her to say whatever she’s about to say.
Shuri opened her eyes, her gaze locking onto yours.
“I want you to be mine. Completely, fully mine. I don’t want you to leave, or go somewhere else. I want you here, beside me, in my arms, forever Baby.”
Your heart fluttered in your chest as Shuri spoke, her words hitting you hard, causing a wave of emotions to wash over you.
A mixture of elation, desire, and the beginnings of love filled you, making your chest ache in the best way possible. To know that this magnificent woman, strong and beautiful and powerful, wanted you with such intensity, wanted to claim you and keep you, was almost overwhelming.
Shuri shifted a little closer to you, her hand coming up to rest on your cheek. Her eyes were soft now, almost vulnerable.
“Mamas… you have no idea how hard it has been for me. Seein’ you all the time, wanting you, wanting you more and more every day, but not being able to have you. Not being able to touch you the way I want, or have you in my arms. It’s… it’s been hell.”
She shook her head, her thumb tracing over your cheek as she continued speaking, her voice holding a hint of sadness and frustration.
“I don’t like it when you avoid me. When you ignore me. It kills me inside every time, it reminds me that you don’t want to be mine, that you don’t feel the same way I do. It’s like a knife in my gut, Mamas.”
Your heart ached in sympathy as you heard Shuri’s words. You knew you had been avoiding her, ignoring her, pushing her away, and for the first time, it occurred to you just how much it had hurt her.
But now, as you listened to her speak, to the pain and frustration in her voice, you felt something new begin to stir in you. A hint of empathy, a hint of realizing the depth of her feelings, her desire for you.
You swallowed hard, suddenly feeling like an absolute bastard for what you had put her through. She didn’t deserve that. She didn’t deserve to be ignored, to be avoided the way you had ignored and avoided her.
Your voice was contrite when you finally spoke.
“I’m… I’m sorry, Baby. I’ve been treating you horribly and it wasn’t right. You didn’t deserve that...”
Shuri’s expression softened as she listened to you apologize, a flicker of vulnerability passing over her face, followed quickly by relief.
“I know, Mamas… I know that. I just… you don’t know what it’s been like. Wanting you, needing you, and not being able to have you. It’s been hell.”
She closed her eyes for a moment, taking a deep breath, before opening them again, her gaze locking onto yours.
“But I want you to know how I feel about you Usana. I need you to know that I want you to be mine.”
She took a deep breath, her hand slipping down to rest on the curve of your hip, pulling you closer to her.
“Can I have you, Baby? Completely, and fully be mine? Please? Can you be My princess forever?”
You felt your breath catch in your throat at Shuri’s words, the possessive way she spoke, the way she looked at you.
Your heart skipped a beat as you listened to her, and when she stopped speaking, you only waited a moment before whispering softly.
“Of course, take me Panther. I’m yours. Only yours.”
And with that being said, Shuri kissed you passionately, wrapping her slender hand around your throat as she deepened the kiss.
After 10 minutes of sharing tongues with eachother, Shuri spoke up, but her tone was more of a command than a statement.
“Delete and block that nigga number Baby. Since you are My Princess, there should be no reason why you got his number and why he got yours. So in that case, cut his ass off.” She commanded, as she gave you your phone.
With that command being told, you deleted and blocked Naveen’s number.
(A/n: yoo I’m sorry it took so long for me to make a pt 2 lol 😭😭 I been at workk. But, hope y’all enjoyed tho..)
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TSSM DOC OCK WITH TALL (average) S/O WHO USES HEIGHT ADVANTAGE TO FLUSTER!!
Pre and post octofication? If possible?
I wanted to request but didn’t get the confidence until you started demanding TSSM requests :)
Hope this is ok!
OH LETS FUCKING GOOOO TSSM REQUEST BABEYYY
Taller!S/O flustering TSSM Doc Ock!
character: pre and post accident TSSM Otto Octavius
note: babe don’t be nervous!! I’ve been into spider-man and tssm related shit for years now, I just never thought anybody would be interested in my work. I’d love more tssm requests!! It’s my main interest now anyways :)
anyway, request away!!! hehe :)
ALSO I love pre accident otto he’s so cute :(
last note, I wanted to add some uh, tiny, tiny TINY bits of lore between the two of you in the pre octofication, just to make it more interesting :D!
warnings: none, fluff :)
♡Otto Octavius♡
- He was always a pretty insecure man in terms of how he’d look, (and his personality too aw man) he always saw his body as something he wasn’t proud of. People under minded him for it, especially at work. Which is why he was surprised to find out you really liked him. When you had asked him out he asked multiple times with a red face, “Y-You’re joking!” or “Did someone put you up to this?”
But when you smiled at him so genuinely, shaking your head no and telling him you liked him…he felt like he was going to burst.
- When you two started dating, he found it a bit hard to make eye contact for very long. For he found that he’d get lost in your eyes, mesmerized by you completely. He was a shy man, and he never spoke his mind much when it came to how you made him feel. He was always quite flustered with you.
When you realized this, you started to use it to your advantage.
- On one occasion, he was in his office, typing away and sorting through files on his latest project. After hours of working he had finally stepped out to get a drink from the kitchen. You decided to try and stall him a little, maybe convince him to take a break. You had him backed up to a wall, hand resting beside his head, as you leaned down to his face. His cheeks are as red as tomatoes, looking at you mouth agape and eyes widened. You can’t help the smirk that forms on your face, eyes gazing at him intensely.
“Otto.”
“Y-Yes?”
You tilted your head a bit, blinking, still staring at him. The tension is killing him, your so close he can feel you breathing.
“Take a break hon, you’ve been cooped up in that desk for so long…”
He huffed, looking awkwardly at the floor. “Oh, I mustn’t…it’s I-important I finish this..” you took your hand, taking his chin to face you again. You frowned slightly, “But I miss you. Just one break, please?” He blinks, his lips quivering trying to find the voice to deny you. He swallows, “W-Well…I guess one break w-wouldn’t hurt.” He mutters. You smile at him, leaning in to kiss him, which he immediately returns. When you pull back you can see the slightly disappointed look on his face. You quickly step back with a whole different mood, grinning at him. “Great! Come sit with me, I was watching a movie.” You walk over to the couch, leaving him speechless as his heart doesn’t stop its pounding.
He’s flustered, eyebrows furrowed in confusion as he stands there wondering what the fuck just happened to him.
- He found himself in this situation many times, pinned to a wall or how your head rested on-top of his with arms wrapped around him, engulfing him in a hug.
And every single time he couldn’t help the red that’d seep to his cheeks, the racing of his heart and and the wanting to drop everything he was doing to look up at you all day.
Oh yeah, he has to look up when he talks to you. It’s adorable 😭
♡Doctor Octopus♡
- No longer has he have to suffer the neck pain of looking up at you, because now… HE HAS HIS OCTOPUS ARMS!!
- But on the rare occasion where he’s just standing like a normal guy, you always take your chance to try and fluster you like you did before. This time, he’s not so shy about his feelings.
- You’d have him pinned against a wall just like before, it was difficult to get into this position but you did.
“Hey doc.”
He smirks, “What’s this, Y/N?”
You mirror his smirk, “What ever do you mean, Doc? I’m just, having a conversation with you.”
He chuckles, shaking his head and looking up at you with tinted cheeks. “I see. My apologies, I just never considered being pinned to a wall was a way to talk to somebody.”
“Oh, so this your first time?” You snickered at your own dumb joke, he found that cute.
“No, I’m very well experienced actually.”
You laughed. You rested your other hand to the other side of his head, trapping him in as you leaned down to kiss him. He kissed you back, passionately and slow. One of his hands had cupped your cheek, the other firm against your chest as his receptors pulled you in. He felt himself melt whenever he’d kiss you, even with his newfound confidence he still never got rid of that sweet ache in his chest. When you pulled back, before you could say anything, he flipped you over.
Now you were the one pinned to he wall, his receptors lifted him slightly to be eye level with you, a hand over your head as he leaned while the other had held your chin pinched between his pointer index and his thumb. He had an obnoxious smile on his face when he saw how your face reddened, eyes wide in surprise. He chuckled, whispering in a low tone;
“What about you Y/N, is this yours?”
♡♡♡
spot the harness your hopes refrence and I'll give u a cookie :)♡
HOPE U ENJOYEDDD request more tssm shit I love them
#tssm#the spectacular spider man#tssm x reader#doc ock#otto octavius#tssm otto octavius#tssm doc ock#doctor Otto octavius#doc ock x reader#otto octavius x reader#tssm doc ock x reader#tssm Otto octavius x reader#spider man x reader#tssm requests open aheeemmmmm#gosh I love it when nerds are short and fat#I wanna kiss him so bad#and his tummy#oh god I love him#his cheeks must be so soft#oh my foficudududc#kiss me Otto#the tssm one#cause he’s the cutest there#I love men#I love nerds
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Hii would you like to share your favourite fics?? In any fandoms tbh i just trust your taste a lot 🫣
oh i am an animal i don't think i have good taste i have the taste of someone who's always horny and a teeeeny tiny bit fucked in the head jcsgbhy but i'm honored you asked and i'll share<33 you said you don't care if it's more smut or more plot so i didn't worry too much about that 👍
first off, a warning: most of these are explicit, involve incest, rape, child sexual abuse, and more!!! also most of them are on the shorter side + all are male slash! you'll be able to tell based on the pairing and the concept (i'll describe them a little) so just go by common sense and, idk. beware ahaha i'll go from some pairings to assorted and then the rick and morty ones will be under the read more (i feel like i can't leave them out because some of them genuinely made me insane and changed me as a person or allowed me catharsis like very very few fics before and even though it's repulsive to most others i can't deny that. there are big favorites in there. favorites of all time if i'm being fully honest). let's go..
gcest:
ghost dancer - by the lovely and talented rye @ supersonic1994!!!! noel overdoses on coke. i looove the image of kissing your brother when you think you're about to lose him forever,, does that make sense? love is love is love when one is desperate and if it's deep then it can transcend taboos and boundaries of self and all that shit. you know
things we never see - told through jill furmanovsky, their photographer, noel comes back (after they had almost broken up and he went to san fran without telling anyone). when it comes to them i do love an outsider pov. speaking of outsider pov,
you never notice you are blind - five times alan mcgee thinks he catches something between them and one time he definitely does. it is what it is
i don't really want to know - Nawt consensual, made me a bit sad hehe liam is not sick like him
some that are like, unhealthy jealousy possessiveness dubcon angst and so on: sins like scarlet, fishhook, what am i gonna dream now
samdean:
hungry til well fed - by the wonderful bug @ deanjohn (and mandymovie)!!! iconic cannibalism fic, just so them
brighter wound - wound blood pain codependency babeyyy
take the things you love - hathfrozen is iconic also.. i loved the heaven fic (you'll find it. if you want) but i want to share this because i like how conflicted sam is about their relationship and about the way dean treats him. smutty though
manhattan for beads - what i wrote down is this is the one where they try and it doesn't work and it's heartbreaking. so yeah candle_beck can be trusted w spn, iconic too
serpent round your heart - one of the first ones i read haha ^^
deanjohn:
where the evening splits in half - bug fic also!! all of bug's fics are great do check them out if you're interested in this pairing or dadson at all, seriously.. "Sam says, "I know how you felt about the man." No, he doesn’t. He doesn’t know that Dad was a pig. He has no idea how far down Dean was in the mud with him. How dirty they both were, how much Dad ruined him."
midnight midnight - first time, dean hooks up with men so john can take blackmail pics and he gets jealous and yeah, hooray
and you learn how to settle for what you get - sex again but they're fucked up so it's always fucked up. dean never asked for it
waltjesse:
like i'm underwater - by the amazing @ kuleaxoxo!! yayyy power imbalance!! "Mister White's showing him off, isn't he?"
monaco - jesse gifts walt the watch. dubcon
i'm asking you to - rape roleplay, ignored safeword
others:
countercontrol - terence fletcher/andrew neiman, "Andrew leaves; but he always comes back. He likes to think that it’s of his own accord. But then he thinks of those paintings of staircases with the optical illusion of the stairs going nowhere except winding into each other, going the same place again and again, and ultimately going nowhere."
beach fag - roman roy/jeryd mencken, "Roman wishes he was a kid with an adult boyfriend."
the serpent under it - aaron stampler/martin vail, look i fucking love primal fear this is post-canon they get together etc. important to me
simple pleasures - edward nygma/bruce wayne, this is a big favorite i can't leave it out because when this was um coming out i was fucking obsessed. it's long i don't even read long fics
there's a head in the refrigerator - michael afton/william afton, this one's sort of self-explanatory..... i felt we needed necrophilia representation here
rick and morty:
bitter and begging - FAVE.. after the jealousy and possessiveness in vindicators 3 (the episode with the avengers copies that morty is enamoured with. who rick slaughters when he's off his shit and then covertly confesses how much he loves morty basically). this one really got me i think i cried because it's all so sad but um. full of love
that's my boy - this is the first of a series, i like that it's the start of.. the sexual abuse and they're still uncertain like i enjoy the in-betweens and when lines are crossed
love is a solitary thing - this one i love so much, it's about morty's fantasies and unrequited feelings for rick
safe - gen, morty starts talking with another morty whose rick rescues mortys from abusive ricks. i always really liked how the multiverse is like a prism? you can explore the different facets of their relationship and the possibilities and the extremes through it, you can have your characters meet their worst and their best versions, i just think selves from different dimensions are a great tool. in storytelling. and eliciting emotions. anyway rovingotter is fucking solid here
hands - a favorite.. the atmosphere... "He wonders if he'll still be sitting here in ten years, handing Rick his screwdrivers, feeling that hot instinctive rush of pleasure at knowing what Rick is going to ask from him before he even asks: bred for it."
the shape you made me - morty's stream of consciousness. i usually don't give stuff like this a chance but when i tell you that this affected me. because fuck it did affect me
the damage has been done - um..... internal cardiac massage fic 🥴
repurposed - "Is it ethical to leave the horrors of the universe at a boy's fingertips?"
and last but NOT least there's this series that i haven't read in full, just a little bit broken, that fucking killed me. tbh! i sobbed at some parts legitimately. maybe that's just on me i don't know maybe it isn't. the first 5 are crazy. admittedly alcoholism runs in my family too (lol!) and their relationship is so tragic.... this fic is about when rick quite literally stole the kid's dreams, concocted an entire plan to erode morty's love of heists and make him stop writing his heist movie script (and having any aspirations or plans outside of rick). when i watched that episode these are exactly the emotions i wanted more of.. it's madness......
#thanks for the ask 💞 sorry it took me ages haha#i haven't reread some of these in a while (or at all..) so if i find out they're bad i'll apologize later HXDGCY#ask
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hey so I’m watching Prime defenders and what the fuck is going on- the tone whiplash is so fucking insane what the fuck Whiskey. Why does the party city not exist why did we go from Tide in a dragon costume and the worst party idea ever to William wisp PTSD prophetic dream sequence- AND WHY IS THE TOKYO GHOUL OP PLAYING FOR IT (has taken -27 psychic damage from this episode alone)
YEAH THATS PRIME DEFENDERS BABEYYY!!!!! the tonal whiplash is so wild. it gets even MORE nuts in s2 <3 like teehee lookit these silly shenanigans!! also here’s a guy getting gored to death!!! OH I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET THE PURPS!!!!! I LOVE THE PURPS!!! u will see what the purps are much later but oh my goodness i love them. i love u the purps……
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im really excited for it even though i have genuinely no fuckin clue whos playing other than its at some boppin ass industrial brewery and its bluegrass i think. but also. my babygirlboyguy link... i missed u
realized im going to a concert the night that totk comes out. pain. agony.
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Toilet Behavior™ 3: Fuck Yeah There's More Babeyyy
Lionel does not like the parasites. Unfortunately, the parasites like him.
Toilet Behavior™ 1 Toilet Behavior™ 2 (Lionel's from this one :])
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ooooh babeyyy who's the best headmate? yeah, that's right - it's me LMAO. hi everyone, how y'all doing, it's Chase again 👋 in an effort to be somewhat social and also to brag about my capabilities, I am making a post on this blog lmao.
Look at this shit y'all (idk what mobile formatting looks like so uh. use desktop maybe):
You get a secret sneak preview to this lmao, the link isn't anywhere on the main page yet.
Anyways in the past three days while Juno's been AWOL, I've figured out how to add an audio player; how to layer elements on the webpage; and how to align the text and images beside each other inside the scroll box while maintaining the vertical scroll (it kept lining everything up horizontally for a while lmfao).
The text beside the images is just some bullshit that Lake and I came up with (based off of stuff Juno's written/brainstormed in the past) to test the text alignment out since Juno isn't around to give me any input, but I feel like we did a good job making it sound like some shit they'd come up with lol.
I'll give a small update on The Situation while I'm here in case anyone's wondering what's been going on:
I never know how much I'm supposed to say about anything lol uhhh.
TL;DR is just that Juno was having a very difficult time the past week because of Things, and is now unreachable and thus won't be fronting for an indeterminate amount of time - they could be back tomorrow, they might be back in a week, I have no fucking idea tbh. So this blog is on semi-hiatus until they're back because the rest of us either don't have a lot of interest in the s.elfship stuff ourselves or we just don't want to like... intrude on this space.
slightly longer version of it (TW abuse and suicide mention):
some emotional abuse stuff at home has been ramping up significantly, and this has been having an extremely bad effect on Juno (understandably so) especially since they've been trying to handle this shit without our help, so we've had to put them on lockdown essentially so we can like. remain alive lol. I'm trying not to be too flippant about it but uh yeah. that's the gist of it. love a good suicide scare, amiright? I'm not in charge of the decision to put them on lockdown, I have no say in how it all gets handled, I'm just here to fill the host role while Juno's gone.
They'll be gone until Kam and Lake decide they're okay enough to not do anything stupid and desperate the moment they get into front lmao, so in the meantime I'm the one who'll be fronting for the most part. And while I do like the idea of getting with G.uzma myself, I don't have much of an interest in posting about it LMAO - plus my own dynamic with the guy would be pretty fucking different from Juno's, and that's not what y'all followed for.
(Kam - "gatekeeper"/the one who's basically in charge of shit and also the resident lesbian; Lake - bisexual swag with big caretaker energy; Chase (me) - faggy freak who probably shouldn't have this much responsibility lmaoooo)
#dandy.cmd#dandy.sys#<- new tag for any posts made by anyone who isn't Juno specifically 👍#we all go by Dandy as a general name btw lol but prefer our individual names when possible#anyways hope I didn't say too much. been trying to figure out what a good amount to share about the situation would be#we are dealing with it as best we can 🙏 rolling with the punches or whatever lmao
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Stumbled upon this and I do love sharing music and having new tunes to listen to myself, so first time interacter here. I don't know if I listen to any music that could be called niche but I'm sure I've got some odd songs lying about:
Chicken on a Raft
Dodge Roll by Dominik Witka
That's My Cue by Riff Kitten
ohhh my god chicken on a raft is so silly. i'm love it <3 and frankly dodge roll has NO business fucking so hard. like oh my god they didn't have to put their whole pussy into that but they DID my word. and YOOOO ELECTROSWING BABEYYY <333 hell yeah!!!
Pretty Boy -by- poutyface Bitch Like Me -by- Bob the Drag Queen I Fucked Yr Mom -by- Sorry Mom
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S H A W N from the knot that slipped
LARGE FONT VER.
/ — thank you for sending this moss :) first slipknot req finally lets go babeyyy! Also this is intended to be platonic! /
… 𝐇𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐃
`⌁ ◜ 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝! 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲! ◞
The room was filled with broken and out of sync music. Recordings of the guitars and other drums were heard as Shawn continued to try and find a good sound to play. You were sprawled out on the old couch in the corner. Half asleep as you waited for your only ride home to finish his workaholic state.
Since nine in the morning, you have been in the studio with the rest of the band. Trying to cook up a new song, and very slowly at that. Barely any work has gotten done as everyone was stumped. Now it was ten at night and you were waiting for Shawn to finish his idea.
He was your only ride back home since everyone left while you were in the bathroom. More loud drums filled the room for a period of time, driving you insane. It was late and you just wanted to go home, was that too much to ask?
Remembering the countless times you and Sid have smoked in this room, you said fuck it and grabbed the pre-roll that was stashed in your bag. You know… for times when one of your closest buddies is being too stubborn.
Shawn was watching as you shuffled around searching for your joint. He knew exactly what it was you were looking for and he didn’t care. As long as you would stay busy so he could piece together a good track. You sat back down on the couch and cracked open the window behind you.
Lighting up, you spent the next few minutes smoking in silence as various causes and banging were heard around the room. Nothing out of the norm, wouldn’t be the worst you’ve seen from a simple mistake. As you were spacing out, an idea sparked in your head.
While it was a bit dangerous to purposely irritate him more, you were never going to get home if you let Shawn continue to work. So while he silently looked over his notes, you took a long and deep inhale of smoke. Purposely blowing it all out with an exaggerated sigh. He only shot you a confused glance before you did it again.
And again, and again. Each time you did it, Shawn only grew more irritated. The constant obnoxious exhaling coming from you was driving him insane. Every puff was louder than the other, either a yawn or heavy exhale. It was annoying and that’s what you wanted. He couldn’t focus on anything, not even a simple rhythm.
Slamming his head down into the drum, Shawn groaned loudly as you exhaled smoke again. “You! Be quiet. Your breathing is distracting me.” He lectured, even pointing an insulting finger towards you.
“Oh, okay, yeah. I’ll just stop breathing.” You replied sassily, rolling your eyes.
“Thank you. That’ll be very fucking helpful.” Shawn commented with just as much sass. It was kind of funny, you had to hold back a laugh. Before you could give another remark, he started playing the drums again.
Turns out, he finished the first part quickly. No errors and exactly what he wanted. Shawn turned around in his chair to face you again with a grin on his face. Holding a thumbs up it quickly fell seeing you slumped on the couch with a bored look on your face as you stared at him. “You good?-“
“I wanna go home.”
“Well it’s not that la…” and it was. It was late. The clock struck midnight not too long ago and you were fighting sleep. Finally satisfied, Shawn decided it was finally time to pack up. Grabbing his bag along with yours, he helped drag you off of the comfy couch.
“Let’s get you home then, kid.” Shawn patted your back, leading you to his car. Helping you as you stumbled on your legs, both from the smoking and the lack of sleep.
You relaxed in the passenger's seat with a couple jackets laid out on you as blankets. It was more comfortable than you would have thought and that was more than enough. “Did you at least… -yawn- get your piece done?” You asked, watching out the window as he began to leave the studio.
“Of course i did. If I didn’t, you would be fast asleep on the couch.”
“Thought so…”
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Things in Ninjago that I think about a little too frequently
In no particular order
- Morro’s gay ass violin theme
- Every time Kai’s like “who would like/want/care that much about JAY” and Nya’s like “HELLO????”
- Every single Bruiseshipping moment in Skybound there are so many
- in Prime Empire when Wu completely falls for a cardboard cutout of Zane in the elevator. I don’t think y’all understand when I watched that the first time I had to pause the episode because I was crying laughing. Why did he fall for that. Wu. Wu please.
- Kai being corrupted by Chen’s staff why wasn’t that part longer please Ninjago pleASE-
- Ninjago Confidential
- actually just all of Prime Empire tbh (im the CEO of Superstar Rockin’ Jay that season’s been imprinted in my brain for all time)
- Child Lloyd watching his father leave, knowing that they next they meet, he’ll have to fight him as it is now his destiny. Hard cut to the rest of the ninja throwing a fucking party
- “I was never meant to be the Green Ninja… I was meant to PROTECT him.”
- when Jay goes apeshit after Klamaar “destroys” Nya and he grabs Wu’s staff and just loses it
- all of season 11 episode 4 just all of it it’s so funny
- Ice Emperor content
- Cole: about to go to bed Lloyd: APPEARS OMINOUSLY Hello, Cole.
- “THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SURVIVING!”
- Cole’s fall and everyone’s subsequent reactions from March of the Oni. MotO overall sucks but no matter how many times I watch that part even knowing he’ll be fine I get so emotional
- Lloyd breaking through Morro’s possession to give Kai the sword
- COLE ACTIVATING THE SPINJITSU BURST THAT MOMENT GOES SO HARD, IT’S WHY MY SIDE BLOG IS SPINJITSUBURST I LOVE IT
- “I’m not strong enough!” “Then we’ll be stronger together!” And Nya and Jay form a COMBINED ELEMENTAL DRAGON IT’S SO COOL
- Jay: lying on the floor in Nadakhan’s quarters, barely able to talk, beaten and his eye so damaged he’s wearing an eyepatch. Cole’s reaction to seeing him him this state: JAY YOU’RE OKAY
- the entire Sweatin’ to the Goldie’s short
- Jay being so genuinely upset and distraught about being unable to help the people stuck in ice in the Neverrealm
- Echo Zane
- Echo Zane!
- did I mention Echo Zane
- “Look, we caught the chicken!” “Yeah, it’s in the box” someone help them
- “Zane, can I ask you something.” “You have half my heart. You can ask me anything.”
- Every Pixane moment lives in my brain actually
- that part in Skybound when Jay falls from the sky and is upset he doesn’t know how to save Nya and his friends and his dad is like “THE WORLD’S FALLIN’ APART AND HE’S EATIN’ SOUP!”
- “Kai, babeyyy~”
- that episode of Crystalized where it opens to Harumi monologuing her life story and then it’s revealed she’s been talking. To Lloyd. The whole time. Harumi he knew half that shit already why did you tell him all that again
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you have a feeling its going to be a long day (stakeout time babeyyy)
why doesnt she just setup a bugnopticon (panop-tick-on?) on the side, im sure somethings happening somewhere she could listen in on to
BUG BOX?!?! this is her batmobile. this is her invisible jet. but its just a box. with a heater. and some bugs. i love it
....girl.....no...........wdym alexandria lunchbox. thats so fucked on so many ways....dont put bugs in there
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long distance yuri (1.6m words)
she did something similar in the leviathan fight too, and a couple other times. i love how the world is her noticeboard
premeditate. isolate. exterminate.
shes a fucking murder movie villain. i loev it
O_O
this poor clown(?) guy. hes getting the lung treatment
so deeply unsettling. all of it
"Now youre caught in my net!" said the spider to the fly. "AAAGH!!!!" said the fly who just found out how sticky nets can be.
(that bug fucking bitch? yeah i assume they tried it at least once)
she's getting her bugbox(tm)!
maybe its because of my hiatus but it feels like shes doing a lot more actively horrifying things with her power now that she has the PRT implicitly backing her actions
yeah this man isnt surviving the story.
#Scarab 25.3#liveblogging worm#nothing in the text says topsy is dressed like a circus clown but i know it. in my heart.
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I just found your Mihawk art and oouuughhh. I love how you draw him with more vampire-y features (pointed ears) and also the little eyebrow points?? It adds so much to him. Makes him look very divine in a kind of fucked up and evil way. Like clearly there’s something off about him but he’s pretty so who cares, yk? Your style is suits him so well imo 🖤
HEHE oh that makes me so fucking happy thank you so much......I think Mihawk is very pointy, everything about him and around him is very pointy, his eyebrows, eye shape, hair, nose, ears, it's like if you touch him you'll get cut......and isn't that just so Mihawk...
EDIT ALSO:
about the other ask u sent OF COURSE HE'S TRANS HELL YEAH BABEYYY trans mihawk so real
#that dude is my father i need to draw him again fr also i love that you use the black heart that's my favorite emoji....#mihawk is a very pointy and sharp man.......i miss him
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