#free ticket babeyyy

[foccaccia]

im really excited for it even though i have genuinely no fuckin clue whos playing other than its at some boppin ass industrial brewery and its bluegrass i think. but also. my babygirlboyguy link... i missed u

realized im going to a concert the night that totk comes out. pain. agony.

[skeletonthecreator]

asks for you. friend :>

2 - if you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

24 - do you have a collection of anything?

95 - you just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. you have to depart right now. where are you gonna go?

ough. would love to meet ben cahn from the trillionaire mindset podcast. either him or tyler the creator

i collect little knick knacks and figurines i find at yard sales and the like! i dont have them with me rn since im in college but they are safe on my bookshelf at home

munich germany. spaetzle here i come babeyyy

ask game

[im-not-looking-for-forgiveness]

😱😱 I’m LOVING One Of Us. Are you doing a part 3 anytime soon? Xxxxxxx

One of Us - Part 3 - Thomas Shelby x Reader

One of Us - Part 2

I'm back babeyyy! Thanks again for wait!

Taglist: @tranquility-or-chaos @captivatedbycillianmurphy @stressedandbandobessed7771 @spookyscaryskeletonsus @amirahiddleston

*****

You figured he lived lavishly, but this was too much.

"Ms. Y/N, please. He pays us to do this sort of thing." a maid insisted, looking nervous.

"I can make up my own bed! I don't need help with mundane things like this. If I need help I'll ask for it, okay?" you told her, taking the blanket from her arms.

"Yes, of course. Sorry."

"No! Don't apologise. I'm just a person, like you. I'm not used to having someone do things for me." you told her spreading the blanket on the bed. This was to be yours for an undetermined amount of time, and you wanted to make it your own.

She just nodded, and ducked out of the room.

Only when it became night did Tommy return. You had tried to relax and rest up for the upcoming assignment, but you just couldn't sit still. The knowledge that you'd be here alone with Tommy all night was worrisome as well as exciting. You hadn't joined the gang to partner up with their leader. Though he was an unexpected upside, seeing him was a larger risk than joining the gang itself. If things didn't go well between you two, you'd probably be killed. Surely they couldn't afford to have someone around who would know their secrets. It made sense in your mind, but you didn't want to risk getting killed by the very people who had paved the road to your freedom.

"Waiting up for me, eh?" Tommy said upon entering the room. He lit a cigarette and sat down on the opposite sofa.

You folded your arms defensively, "You still haven't told me the plan for tomorrow."

"Ah. Is that all?" he mused, placing his cap next to him on the seat. He seemed to be in a pleasant mood, which made it harder for you to act annoyed with him.

"Yes." you answered his rhetorical question.

"Hmm. The man you'll be protecting is Alfie Solomons. He's leaving Birmingham tomorrow morning. It's imperative that no one knows of his movements. You'll be traveling with him by car to London, where you'll then trade off with his own men." he told you simply, before taking a long drag on the cigarette between his fingers.

"Sounds simple enough." you answered, surprised it was such an easy task. You figured they'd throw you into the fire on your first day to see what you were made of. Maybe they just wanted to see if you could follow a simple plan.

Tommy nodded, "Good, because you'll be doing it alone."

"That's fine with me." you shrugged, glad he hadn't said Arthur was going with.

Thomas stood and poured two glasses of gin. He set one in front of you before sitting back down. Tommy then stared at you, waiting for you to try it.

You scooped up the bottle, curious. The label read:

'Shelby Company Limited - Gin distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness.'

"'Seemingly incurable sadness?'" you asked, looking up at him. Did he label this himself?

"Tell me what you think."

Switching the bottle in your hand for the glass, you took a swig of the drink. It was the best drink you had tasted for a very long time. It was surprising to you that it came from the hand of Thomas Shelby.

"It's sweeter than I expected, but good. It could definitely take your mind off things." you admitted honestly, taking another sip.

"That's the plan." he nodded, taking a drink for himself. You had a feeling he made the label for himself, which made you see him differently for the first time. He was more human than he wanted others to see. You supposed it made sense, being the leader of the Peaky Blinders.

"To curing incurable sadness." you raised your glass to his, which clinked pleasantly.

With the toast over, you both sat staring quietly. It had been a nice silence until you made eye contact with him. The power he held in his eyes was amazing. It was like he was some sort of god in a man's body. You'd never encountered someone so bewitching before. Your brain reminded you of your previous kiss, and your skin began to flush slightly. Oh, no. You really wanted to kiss him again...

"Right. I'm going to bed then." you announced, not moving.

"Lock your door."

"And why would I do that?"

"Because otherwise I'll be getting into your bed."

"I'll lock the door, then." you responded swiftly, knocking back the rest of the gin. You winced a little as it stung your throat, but mostly hid it. You then placed the glass on the table, and tried to walk nonchalantly out of the room.

As you shut your door (and locked it), you couldn't help but think of your ex husband. He had never once tried to seduce you. With him, there was only his command or punishment. You weren't used to actually being desired. Tommy was so fucking smooth, that you found it nearly impossible to say no to him. That was going to be a problem if you wanted to hold off with seeing him. You had to know more about him and his family before making any moves. You couldn't afford in any capacity to get into a bad relationship again.

You decided as you climbed into bed that the best course of action was to not take any action at all. You had time to decide what to do. You weren't in danger any more. You were free to do as you pleased. You had to keep reminding yourself of this, or things would get out of control again.

---

The next morning was practically uneventful. Tommy sat silently at the other end of the table from you as you two ate breakfast. There was absolutely no mention of last night, and for that you were relieved. You didn't know how long you could resist him. But you also didn't know how long he would pursue you, and you had to admit you liked the attention.

"Mr. Shelby? Mr. Solomons is here."

"Bring him in."

"Yes, sir."

"Ready?" Tommy asked you, pulling his cap down. You grabbed his yours and followed suit. It gave you a surprising sense of comfort already. Whether that was to do with Tommy or the gang, you weren't sure.

"Ready, sir." you repeated, the title coming out of your mouth without thought. He was your boss, but shit!

"You-" he began, but was cut off.

"Ah, hello Tommy Shelby." a man announced, limping into the room on a cane.

Your first impression of him, was that he didn't seem like a man who needed protecting. You couldn't explain why, since he looked somewhat ill, but he seemed to be much younger than his body let on. Facial hair adds years to a man, so you also figured that if his beard were shaved he would look much different. You were curious to know what he looked like when he was your age.

"Y/N. She's part of the Blinders now." Tommy was saying to Alfie. You focused back in on the conversation at the mention of your name.

"Nice to meet you." you nodded at him.

"What? You couldn't find any more men to do your bidding?" he ignored you and turned to Tommy.

"Actually, I volunteered." you cut off whatever response Tommy was about to give, annoyed at yet another man underestimating you.

Alfie turned back to you, a brow raised. He responded calmly, "You're madder than this fuckin bunch then."

"Yeah, probably." you snapped, and folded your arms.

He turned back to Tommy and uttered something in a language you didn't understand. You frowned, but tried your best to let it go. You just had to get this asshole to London, and then you would be done.

"Right. Let's go then, yeah? I've got an appointment to get to." Alfie suggested, tapping his cane on the floor.

"Y/N, your train ticket back has already been bought. I'll see you tonight." Tommy told you simply, before leaving the room. You felt sure there was going to be a discussion about the use of the word 'sir' when you got back.

"Lead the way." you told Alfie, gesturing to the door.

With the two of you seated securely in the car, you were off. Luckily, he didn't seem the type to talk a lot. If he had, you weren't sure if you were going to make it to London with him in one piece.

"I can see the future." Alfie declared after a short while of silence.

"The future." you repeated, curious as to where this was about to go.

"Are you fucking Tommy?" Alfie asked shamelessly.

"What!? No!" you exclaimed, shocked. How the fuck would he know there was anything going on between you two?

"Hmm." was the only response he gave.

Oh this was going to be a long, long trip.

[pisshandkerchief]

relationship status: single as well

favorite colors: black, red, blue, and purple

song stuck in my head: sophomore slump or comeback of the year babeyyy <3

last song: saturday!! I'm fresh off the fall out boy livestream

three favorite foods: instant ramen (specifically chicken flavor), spaghetti and meat balls, fried chicken

last thing I googled: the lyrics to sophmore slump because I remembered a line wrong lmao

dream trip: I just want to roadtrip across america with the mutuals. since this is a dream and therefore money is no object, we can follow fall out boy on tour <3

anything I want right now: I want my fanfiction to finish writing itself, I want fall out boy to give me free pit tickets for being such a loyal fan, and I want to get the fucking willpower to put my phone down and go to bed because it's almost 2 AM again

@skullboiz @jokeryuri @pinkdean @beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue @faithdeans @alonetogether

tagged by @so-much-stardust-in-here !! thx toby <3

relationship status: single <3

favourite colours: as an artist i cant say any colour because it’s like picking a fave child but i will say that my bedroom walls are painted a sage green and the most common colour in my wardrobe is black

song stuck in my head: uhh i don’t have one rn which is strange so ill say the sound of traffic? just trust me on that one

last song i listened to: take over breaks over by fob during my bus ride today <33

three favourite foods: buldak spicy instant noodles, vietnamese salad rolls, aaaaaand chicken donair from this place up the street and specifically that one shop’s donair

last thing i googled: online scientific calculator (surprisingly i did have to use trigonometry in the real world and yes i did it wrong)

dream trip: i really wanna go italy again because the last time i went i was a child and didn’t appreciate the art as much as i should have, not to mention going on my “asian tour” around asia w my irls

anything i want rn: i want my laundry to magically do itself, i want to lie in a semi-warm sunbeam and i want my cat to stop eating spiders

no pressure tags! @josephtrohman @jakeabel @thekintsugikid @pisshandkerchief @newdejavuu and anyone else who wants to do it <33

[virgoevenus]

26, 49 and 64 👀

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

japan babeyyy we’re going universal studios japan hehe

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

catbunny.... or catfox..........

What do you think about babies?

i dont see the appeal,,, everyone i know sees a baby and goes batshit crazy and im just there like “.......ok tiny human” so dghsdj

send me some unusual asks!

[justanotherboyinblue]

65 Questions You Aren’t Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?        nope!

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?       maybe like a 0.3

3. The person you would never want to meet?       any person in any form of the government ever they’re Scary

4. What is your favorite word?      love, for more than just sappy reasons i promise akgjb

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?       cherry

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?      the only time i look in the mirror is when i wash my hands so i don’t really Look In The Mirror. i thought i looked nice, by that my hair was greasy lmao

7. What shirt are you wearing?      dark gray cub cadet

8. What do you label yourself as?     C on f u s ed

9. Bright room or dark room?       dim room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?       uhhhhhh i had just finished watching. something with mother 

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?         i haven’t really had one? each year has been better than the last

12. Who told you they loved you last?        Alexis, because No❤️️ my mother doesnt count

13. Your worst enemy?        boredom

14. What is your current desktop picture?        a screenshot of my friend Ryver standing on top of a minecraft build with a sign that says massive shmeat because Obviously

15. Do you like someone?       i do! two someones actually but the second most likely won’t go anywhere

16. The last song you listened to?        currently listening to golden by parade of lights

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?         oh i think you know where this is gonna go :D

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?        pick literally anyone in my family

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?          .....there are. probably minors following me so im not gonna answer that

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)        i feel like it’s a cliche to say my eyes, but i really love my hair too

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?          Oh My God I Would Kill Someone To Be Cis. look in the mirror and Cry

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?        not that im aware of

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?          i feel like spiders and the existential dread of global doom isnt unique so,,

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.         alright lemme put you on smn right now, rally’s mother cruncher sandwich, but with a Fresh and not soggy brioche bun, actual campfire sauce, a slice of melted havarti, and you’re in heaven

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?         I Will Put It In Savings And Not Touch It Ever because spending money makes me very anxious and also cry :)

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?       askjbdga like it’s hard, nevada obvi

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?       something mixed and fruity, maybe svedka? the strawberry lemonade because that sounds like it slaps 

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?         if you’re a republican you’re getting fed to the sharks

29. What is your favorite expletive?         i feel like fuck is just so Versatile, but bitch is a close second

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?         a usb with every file i’ve ever saved, including all of my pictures going back four years

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?         oh boy there’s a lot of options here. either a thought i had once that i will Not disclose, or a piece of information i have about father

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!           sounds like me tbh. either norway or switzerland 

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?         Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat- :DDDDDD my cat Trinity that passed two years ago

34. What was your last dream about?       couldn’t tell ya. i meant to write it down but i did Not

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?        the first thing that popped in my head was listener, and yes!

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?        luckily no

37. Have you ever built a snowman?       many!

38. What is the color of your socks?        white and gray

39. What type of music do you like?         oh anything and everything! upbeat with guitar and im sold

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?        sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?         m i n t

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)        ew

43. Do you have any scars?        yep!

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?        either bookstore owner or interior designer, im not sure yet. maybe work in a kitchen?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?         i want to be Cis goddammit

46. Are you reliable?        absolutely! if i care for you

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?         do we ever find a family that stays?

48. Do you hold grudges?        oh Absolutely. if you fuck up big enough im never letting that shit go

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?       is it too much to ask for a pegasus

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?          the intricacies of public school boys and their obsession with cold war russia and any world war

51. Are you a good liar?         100%

52. How long could you go without talking?        does out loud to myself count? because i do that a lot. if im depressed or just. tired then a good few days

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?        chin length bob. why did i think that was a good idea. 12 year old me is Quaking 

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?       not cake, but ive done cupcakes

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?       not Well 

56. What do you like on your toast?          butter and cinnamon sugar, or a good cherry jam

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?          gears for inktober day 3 babeyyy

58. What would be you dream car?        any ford f150 or a solid 67 chevy impala

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.        not in a While. i don’t think so???

60. Do you believe in aliens?       i Do

61. Do you often read your horoscope?         never in my life

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?        very fond of m

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?       is this even a Question. dragons obviously

64. What do you think about babies?       disgusting vomit spewing lizards, and thats an insult to lizards

[shrubforhire]

Asks 1-99

i rly thought i was in the clear,,,

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? inevitable by orla gartland nine in the afternoon by panic! fake happy by paramore epic III from hadestown say my name from beetlejuice haunted house by sir babygirl

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? hayley williams

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Tally ran toward the garden.

4: What do you think about most? going back to school

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Good! Morning!

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? clothes on,,, my family dont b respectin boundaries how yall live like that

7: What’s your strangest talent? i can make my eyes shake

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls... are so pretty and wonderful and they could do whatever they want to me. boys.... can be p cool sometimes

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes!!!! my girlfriend wrote me a sonnet eeeeee

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? i......cant remember

11: Do you have any strange phobias? nah

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? probably

13: What’s your religion? jew by blood

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going somewhere else

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, i always look weird on camera

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? paramore

17: What was the last lie you told? i told my mom her fitbit isnt a worse model

18: Do you believe in karma? yea

19: What does your URL mean? i made it when i was finally mostly sure i was a lesbian but it kinda leaves some ambiguity. and now its just kinda like hey maybe lets not

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? im super insecure; im persistent

21: Who is your celebrity crush? stephanie scott

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no

23: How do you vent your anger? pacing & long walks, doing something else

24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have hella pokemon dolls i used to collect

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i like talking on the phone cause then im not thinking abt my appearance the whole time

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? almost

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? knife on a plate; hot metal going into liquid

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? what if they dont like me

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yea, and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. a pillow. my own leg

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing lol, its just air

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? texas

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? east coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? uhhhhhh,,,,, i guess like a younger billie joe armstrong

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? to be happy!

36: Define Art. something that makes you feel stuff!

37: Do you believe in luck? yea

38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, but not deadly hot yet

39: What time is it? 10:43

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes, no i have not yet knock on wood babeyyy

41: What was the last book you read? boleslavsky lmao

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES

43: Do you have any nicknames? lil c, mini straub

44: What was the last film you saw? arthur

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i tripped and my cheek got stabbed with the corner of a coffee table and i had to get stitches

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? musescore

48: What’s your sexual orientation? less bien

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not rly lol, no ones rly cared enough to do tht

50: Do you believe in magic? a lil

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes, but after 4 years i give them a second chance

52: What is your astrological sign? taurusss

53: Do you save money or spend it? save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? a subway sandwich

55: Love or lust? love

56: In a relationship? y e s hehehhhe

57: How many relationships have you had? techincally, 3. but the first 2 lasted for like 2 weeks so they really dont count. p much just this 1

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(

59: Where were you yesterday? at work lol

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? a spray bottle

61: Are you wearing socks right now? no ;)

62: What’s your favourite animal? giraffe

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? god i wish i had one,,, usually just tryna not b annoying lol

64: Where is your best friend? at rehearsal

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. positivewlwvibes lesbian-bottom-memes meaningfulsuggestion okay-pie atomicanderson haha bitchessssss

66: What is your heritage? white people soup

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? watching danny gonzalez 

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? hellman

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? no, i only clock out when I've worked my 9 hours. but noice q 69

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yea,, i send memes and im a crackhead

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? this job is seasonal bitch,,,, save that mf pupper

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? i would tell my pals, i would spend all of my money doing dumb shit, and id be scared as fuck bitch!!

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. this is a weird fucking q. i guess trust bc its a form of love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? girls like girls

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 6071

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication, checking in w the other person, making sure everything is all good

77: How can I win your heart? playing a song,,,,, bonus points if u wrote it ohymogd

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes absolutely

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? moving away from home for college

80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? pepparoni and chaese

82: What is your favourite word? effervescent 

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. tubes

84: What is a saying you say a lot? we cant all be winners

85: What’s the last song you listened to? i got you by karmin

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? lavender and p much any pastels

87: What is your current desktop picture? the gravity falls floating stan balloon that says i eat kids

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? i’d say trump, but then we’d have pence and it would be worse. 

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk,, theres so much embarrassing shit you could ask me i rly cant narrow it down

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? say whats up bro

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? telekinesis

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? going to the beach w pals and riding bikes and looking at the ocean :’)

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my dads existence rofl

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hayley. mf. williams

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? maryland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? not anymore!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope

98: Ever been on a plane? yup

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? raid the ice concentration camps