#FUCK THIS SHIIIITT!!!

[catsr-reallycool]

I HATE MY STUPID BAKA LIFE

Inktober day 4: This is how it should be

You guys saw it coming, didn’t you? Don’t worry, he’s fine. He’s just sleeping :’>

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

*Rook and Sugarboo get kidnapped*

Sugarboo cocking a gun: Ready?

Rook holding a sniper: lock in twin.

*daps each other up and runs out the door they were held in*

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

Thinking about this scene

[luvlyycy]

HIDAN DIRTY TALK DURING SEX ?? — 🍷

sigghhhhh, stupid sexy hidan. praying on his downfall. tw, spit kink, dog/owner kink (?) , bunch of other nasty shit :/

"Hahhhh, fuuuuckkk. Stupid slut's g'nna make me cum!"

"Silly bitch, huh? Such a silly little cunt!"

"Awwhhh, don't cry. G'nna make me cum inside, babyyy.."

"Hah--hhh. Holy shiiiitt.."

"Suck that fucking cock baby.."

"You're MY cockwhore right? My stupid little slut, yeah? Yeah."

"Say ahhhh ! Wanna cum on those pretty teeth."

"Sliiiiiiiideeee it innn,,, jus' like that... ooouuhh, fuck."

"S'fuckin' tight... cunt's suckin' me in like she love me!!"

"Open up so I can spit in your fucking mouth."

"Slap those pretty fuckin' tits f'me."

"Oh yeah, oh yeah.. squirt all over me, ya dirty slut."

"I see you creamin' all over my cock..Greedy cunt, aintcha?—"

"Bark for me, stupid bitch—"

"Such a fucking mutt!! Ohhh shit."

"Want me to breed ya?? Yeah?? Knew you were dumb."

"You're my fucking dog!— Bark!"

"I want you to drink my cum outta bowl... so hot.."

"G'nna fill up this greedy cunt with my cum!"

[mayamelodyegg]

this video is also the key component in the argument that drake bragging about growing up in the slums is a farce and verifies the culture vulture argument. look at his fucking house. look at the fact that hes even talking back to his mom about something so insignificant in the first place. what the FUCK does he know about ANYTHING IUT IS SO,BAD

if you ever feel like youre too ungrateful towards your parents just watch the video where drake sasses his mom for buying him the wrong sandwich while being filmed live. its an exemplary clip that gives drake a role model status for people who hate their moms in that the disrespect is so strong that it puts every preteens eyeroll, motion on turning up their music, and threat to leave the house to shame. the absolute audacity that drake gives in that clip is, alone, a strong reason to hate him. the monumental amount of scorn towards his mom in that clip can be used as a torture device for people with parents they respect and the clip will bury itself into your skull and give you an ingrained instinct to thank your mom for doing even the smallest thing for you. it is impressive. it is a spiral that hypnotizes you into clawing your eyes out. he did all of that in front of a camera. HE DID ALL OF THAT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA

[koistocrat]

my fav wrestletuber moments - a 🧵

(names in tags are in order btw)

ai vs tts 😭😭

GOOD GOD NEURO???

OOOOH SHIIIITT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

GIRL WHAT THE FUCK 💀 the extinction is real

JOHN VTUBER????

he did not placed his photo there LMAO 😭

FILIPINO MEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️ (not junjun doing another markiplier intro 😭😭)

SHINRI IS COSPLAYING DAVE THE DIVER AS HE SHOULD !!! (also hes voiced by bettel and its so funny to watch XD)

EWWW 😭

drag queen slayed the stage frfr

BETTEL DID NOOOOOT 😭😭😭

AXEL???

MAGNIS EDIT WAS USED 🗣️🗣️🗣️!! (also rip kabosu and magni <- not dead, just left the agency)

LMAOOOO 😭😭💀

[dumpofletterz]

What favorite positions do you think the bbbglx adults prefer…..

───FAVORITE POSITIONS

BBBGLX adult(male) and their favorite positions...to fuck you. ❥ Headcanons + small imagines, gender neutral reader

WARNINGS: nsfw (mdni my ass Ik damn well y'all ignore this, still be warned though.),use of pet names, biting, rough sex (sa'riya and ejo jo), shitty writing

Characters: Sa'riya, Tarung, Ramenman, Kaizo, Ejo jo, Gur'mida, Cikala (sa'riya is literally androgynous.)

Females: soon.

───Sa'riya.

this mf is so freaky...doggy style. She will hug your waist and press her chest on your back. she's probably the most messy out of all, would fuck you ferally, pounding and slamming her hips to yours like a wild animal.

you can never try to make sa'riya to stop fucking you. "shiiiiitt...so-so pretty, pretty, doll!" she panted, "I— ohhh, wow, ahhh- fuck." it's been hours, you don't even know how many rounds you two had have, the only thing you know is she's hugging your waist and her fucking your ass like there's no tomorrow from behind. so sloppy....you can't even feel your legs anymore at this point. "mmmfh-hah... 'eel so good— no more, please no-no more!" lies, you wanted more. "mmm, fuck—nah. don't worry...I'm so close-ahhhhahhh! shit." her pace was godly she had no intention of stopping. everything was so wet...and creamy. shit, you were also close. speaking of doggy style, she's fucking you like a dog in heat. "shit m’gonna, gonna, gonna!" dirty moans came out of you, thighs squeezing together. she drools and screams- laughs and wails while having the brightest smile like someone insane only problem is that she is insane. “Haaah not yet-" sa'riya says, moving more closer to you, plunging her cock into you then continuing to pound you, she was rearranging your insides at this point. sa'riya was moaning loudly, almost screaming that it almost seems like the whole gur'latan heard her. they probably did.

───Tarung.

missionary, he loves it when you two have eye contact while he's literally rocking his cock inside you—and give you sweet kisses. he would also carry you, wrapping your legs around him and fuck you while he's standing. (size kink, he's big alr)

your hole was stretched to it's limit with tarung's non-stop pounding, he was so gentle that it wasn't enough for you. skin against skin slamming, god it felt so good. "eehhe- fuck, fuck fuck. m'soooo goood." your legs kept moving from different angles and sometimes ascending, you can't help it. tarung fucking you so beautifully whilst you two make eye contact. "shhh, shh, calm down bunny, don't move to much— oh fuck!" tarung grunted as his hips smacked against your ass and thighs. that's it, he's had enough of your whining. next thing you know is that he was carrying you, your hips wrapped onto his waist. "wha-" that's when you noticed when his skin color changed, it was red. fuck it was already 7 am. "you really don't know how to behave, don't you?" after you were adjusted, he suddenly "AHHah! wai-waiittt! uehhhg, shi-shiiiitt-shi hi-." a scream comes out from you as he rammed into you roughly "fuck- fuck so fucking tight f’me aahha!”

───RamenMan/ManRamen.

face riding/sitting. this man fucking loves to eat, he doesn't care if you nearly suffocate him, he would eat you out, probably for his own pleasure and not yours.

he was a huggeee fan of face sitting, you sitting on his face while eating you out was the best decision he has made in his entire life. your hole pushed against his tongue while he struggled to breate? yes. but poor you, thinking it was too much from him—so you pulled yourself off him. but as soon as you take a look from below, you saw his whiny face, wanting more. "woah!-" suddenly you get shocked when he grabbed your waist and set you to sit on his beautiful face once again. "noo... noooo don't go away. don’t run away pleaseee" god why is his voice so attractive. "let me eat you please, hmmm so hungry-need more, more." he'll make sure you're wet from his constant eating before fucking you. "so creamy...so naughty." he says, his tongue continuing to explore your insides.

───Kaizo.

..getting pegged. listen, this man is NOT a dom, he is sooo shy when you two make love, he's too shy to fuck you so you'll fuck him instead. riding. ride him and it will be the best thing that's happened to him, can't even look you straight in the eyes and would only if you hold his jaw and force him to.

god he's such a baby. his fan girl were brainwashed into thinking he was that hot man who would dominate his partner. well guess what, he was the complete opposite. "hmph-" he huffs as your thighs danced on his cock, "ohhhh-oh! hahhh...humm hp-shiii" he was more of a moaner, he couldn't process using words while you fuck him up so good. this man is actually very shy, "hm? what's that? you want more?" yes please, yes. he wants more. but oh no :( he can't talk. "can't talk? then no more" he whines when he hears this, oh that voice is so pretty. of course you couldn't resist him, he was like a siren. "oh fuck! mhaahhh..oh, oh oh!" he cries out of joy, hugging your waist while you take control of him....he didn't know how he ended up in this but he was so glad. getting pegged in the ass felt so good. it drove him wild, he wanted to do the same thing for you but, it will take him a really long time once he gets the enough courage to fuck you himself- and not you fucking him.

───Ejo jo.

fucking you on the wall. (s3 ejojo because his original form was lit build like a twig) he loves to take control, wall fucking is his favorite, he'll bang you and you'll just be taking pleasure.

"what is it hot stuff? can't handle my cock?" you were almost passing out from this, your back feeling the cold tempareture of the wall while your insides were hot as hell. "you're so mean..ah!" he slammed one hard thrust inside you to shut you off, he's such a bully. anytime you talk he would give you this one.hard.thrust inside you with his cock, it's an excuse for him to get more rough with you. "awww, can't handle it? feel so good?" this stupid guy laughs while you're dizzy from all this fucking. "fuck, fuck!" he felt hot, He was so— so close. he recognized the way you were moving, moaning- you were about to come. he smirks "hahh? why-why did you stooop? joo!!!" you mewl like a pathetic cat as he prevented you from creaming, you squeeze you legs while he laughs at you. "you really are pathetic." and there he goes again, suddenly giving you a hard pound.

───Gur'mida.

cowgirl/cowboy, except it's him controlling you. he'd sit and any time you move he'd put his hands on your hips and adjust you perfectly, he will then hug you and slam you in. he's big alright─bigger than tarung, taking him would be difficult to you so he'll help you out.

he's so big oh my god the size difference... his cock splitting you open as he towers his big figure over your much smaller one, your back arching and back feeling his heated chest. gosh he could see how you felt good as his robust body was against your back. "I-It's too big! s'too biig!" no it's not, stop being stupid. your hole was made for his huge ass cock, taking him in so, so good... "relax love, shh... see? It fits perfectly." he was so gentle, yet fucking himself inside you felt rough. "hmmmmh-..ahha!!! heug-heeehhh.... s-oo-soo big!" you were literally dripping wet, he was so happy you felt good (i fucking love gentle giants) a whining mess you were, he watches you being so obedient and letting him control you because he was to big, you couldn't ride it alone yourself. "fuuuhuuuckkk, so-so good it hurts!" he can't help himself wanting to fill you all up until you couldn't take it anymore- but he also didn't want to hurt you.

───Cikala.

any position that he gets to kiss you. god this man is sooooo pretty, he wants to kiss you at every chance he gets. he's so needy for kisses that it's so annoying, will fuck your brains out while he's passionately kissing you.

"pretty, pretty" the moment you two had a chance to be alone, you immediately made out...and got into this situation, your hips rocking at each others, insides feeling so good. and your pretty partner kissing you while he works his cock inside you, the way your hole tightens while it takes his cock only makes him to kiss you sloppier, his lips can't help but press it onto yours.... who's he to blame? "you taste so f'kn good..."

NOTE: Why is this so pathetic. This is actually my first time writing smut after years.

ngl I should've added retak'ka or vargoba

[hideyourautumn-milkteeth]

Oh lord I actually found someone on a dating app who matches my energy !!!! One in a million fucking experience holy shiiiitt

He’s cute too and lives in my state ����🥴 AND ALSO LVOES HORROR STUFF MMMM GOD PLSS I NEED THIS TO WORK 🙏🙏🙏

[hiro-doodlez]

HOLY SHIT I TAKE A NAP AND THIS HAPPENS?!!??!

I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY OMFG… such a cool concept… reminds me of SU IN A GOOD WAY

TURN BACK TIME AWOOO GONNA REWIND AND FIND THAT ALL THESE MEMORIES . DISCOVERIES. THESE FANTASIES. THEY STAY WITH ME /ref

Anyways i kinda wanna doodle this guy.. the eeper

SO BASICALLY I CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT FOR AN AU BASED ON HIROS POST EARLIER

Credit to @hiro-doodlez 🫶🌼

SO IT WAS LIKE. Every time this character sleeps (YES ITS A SANS) , they basically time travel. And the watch around their neck is like they can reset and go back.

*Still working on a name and the details. YOU CAN LEAVE SOME NAMES DOWN BELOW AND SOME IDEAS!*

*I HOPE THIS ISN'T SIMILAR TO ANY OTHER AU'S, PLEASE LEMME KNOW IF IT IS AND ILL FIND A DIFFERENT CONCEPT !*

[stonerpsii]

I'm also about to be high (edible kicking in ) but already gonna take another i think bc I wanna be fucking goneeeeeee floating in bliss with no brain no memory just feels so gooodddd

holy shiiiitt annon i was thinking the same fuckin thibg,,, my tolerance is so low now i am blasted on a single 5mg edible, ,, forgot waht that was like ehehe.. .now time to. have a nother 5g :3

here's to bliss, anon!

[sonicaspeed123]

"Aw man idk i just havent been feeling sona/dow very much lately maybe i've lost interest completely" (picks up the divorce fic i started over a year ago) "holy shiiiitt this this this this theyre so fucked up theyre tearing each other apart with good intentions this rules"

[a-kaash-me-outside]

TORRIII oh my GOD did you DELIVER!!! Osamu > Atsumu. All day everyday. FUCK I LOVE HIM. And I love this trope you got going 😏 He's literally so sweet. I love the way you write him. And first chapter we get to get RAILED by this man? 🥴 Shiiiitt. Oh and I couldn't stop laughing at the ending. Still giggling as we speak lmfao. Super excited for this. You're writing is absolutely phenomenal Tori. I'm so happy I found your blog and decided to stay 🥰

remi!!! ah!!! thank you so much thank you so much! i always love getting into a new trope. i hope you all love how it develops too. (just wait about getting railed oh my god kmdfaj;fklsdjf;akljdsf). <3 <3 i'm glad you decided to stay too babe! <3 <3 always look forward to your sweet messages <3

[8888ghost]

Can’t stop fucking sneezing holy shiiiitt holy shiitt

[everyones-story]

Fuck that was supposed to be on anon . shiiiitt

ITS OK LOL

[maythray]

CATEYAMAS IN THE US HOLY FUCKING SHIIIITT

[freerealestateforjim]

shiiiitt... they fucking killed him 😮‍💨😓

Panic! (Sega - Sega CD - 1994)