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rassicas · 1 month ago

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i have one video i've been wanting to make about a certain splatoon lore topic so badly for some years now and i wanna do it soon. but every time i think about it i can feel myself going insane. there's so much i need to say. how do i structure this in a way that makes sense. does it even make sense at all. to me? god help me

#rassicas speaks #spoilers: yep its the water thing.#stares haggardly at mirror with my hands white knuckle gripping on the sides of the bathroom sink. splashes water in my face #i feel like ive cracked open a fucking conspiracy. ITS ALL CONNECTED ITS ALL FUCKING CONNECTEDDDDD I FEEL INSANE #stares at my corkboard with strings. punches wall #the water weakness is not as stupid and disjointed as everyone thinks and i have to prove it.#the disconnect between the west and JP in terms of acceptance of the water weakness lore is fucking insane #there's a video from a edutainment quiz youtuber in JP. not a splatuber mind you. that talks about osmosis and how it connects to inklings #the canon explanation mind you. this video has a million views!!!#a million fucking views!! its a video for casuals!! everyone knows inklings canonically die in water and the reason is related to osmosis!!#meanwhile if you bring up the concept of inklings dying in water on the western side with hopes to theorize according to canon lore #and i will. present the dev interview that outright confirms the reason is related to osmosis.#u know what happens. um actually they only die in fresh water! um no they dont die in water they just cant swim! DO U KNOW HOW INSANE I FEE #jp side has been speculating on how the osmosis thing actually works on inkling biology for years #and the english side cant even get over the hurdle that the water weakness is like. real undeniable canon #like i get that info is less accessible here. as i will prove. in my video eventually.#but holy fuck it makes me crazyyyyy when i actually do present stuff and ppl cover their ears anyway. this has happened a lot.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 9 days ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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fear-no-mort · 2 months ago

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thinkign about how alone and unloved morty was for all his life and rick was the first time anyobdy ever put such an amount of intense attention and dependency onto him . and rick had a whole new family and losing them made him stop seeing the value in other people as a whole and morty was the one and first thing that woke him up

#really long Tag rant down there #one of the most Things Ever about them to me is how morty barely even understands just how much rick loves him. more than anything #and its something ricks done on purpose hes made sure of it #because hes so weak he cant handle it #them being together is agony in avsolutely every way and sense but also theyre the best part of eachothers lives #morty because nobodys payed attention to him quite like rick has and all the exciting space adventures and rick just cause. he literally #just likes him thats it. and he never knew it #also i was thinking of this earlier. one of the reasons season 1 is soooo good to me is cuz you get to see morty grow on rick in real time #stuff like that moment where morty walks through the door and rick is instantly at the sight of him SUPER excited and he goes hey!!! but #then he clears his throat and goes Hey trying to pretend like this dumb scaredy kid isnt becoming his favourite thing hes ever known day af #er day #and goddamn night shaym aliens. in that moment where he realised morty had been fake the whole time i rlly wonder what he was thinking and #how he felt. like. oh man this is messing with me way too much this is Bad #and then he got drunk over it and yknow. that . is it post credits. i think. that scene #n literally At the Very beginning he was tired n drunk n stupid thinking like man fuck this im gonna blow this place up and do what prime #did to me. But he brought morty with him Even just at that point it flashed in his mind and he absolutely could not bear to let morty die #Breathes in #im rewatching in October bc anniversary month. i literally can’t wait im so actually impatient i considered just doing it today So hard #odiespeak

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levinbolts · 10 months ago

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nothing sexier than a skilled, effortlessly lethal man

#ffxvi #barnabas tharmr #POSTING IT HERE TOO BC !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS SHAKING REWATCHING THIS UNTIL IT WAS OVER #THE FACT THAT CLIVE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD SECONDS IN????? IF BARNABAS HAD BEEN FIGHTING HIM SERIOUSLY???? WIHT ONE HAND ?????#SWORDSMEN I LOVE U SO #WALOEDER SWORDSMEN I LOVE U EVEN MORE #benedikta girl u were so real i would have also fucked both him and cid if given the chance #his little fucking chuckles and smirks during...........sir i am on my knees #the one specifically where he realizes that clive is protecting jill and joshua......and then immediately picks up a RANDOM SWORD #AND TUCKS HIS ARM BEHIND HIS BACK #ok its slepnir's sword so not completely random bUT ITS NOT ODINS #i would die for u i would end it all right here and now jsut say the word #i am NOT !!!!!!!! DOING WEL L!!!#I NEED HIM #his fucking thigh garters???????? the expensive ass shirt ????????///#WHO GOES INTO BATTLE LIKE THAT BARNABAS #GODDDDDDDDDDDD #I NEED HIM TO STEP ON ME RIGHT TF NOW #IS HE A LITTLE INSANE ????? YEAH BUT THATS FINE I CANT FIX HIM BUT I CAN FUCK HIM #i woul d die for him i would so fast #my king wants me to become an akashic??? say less !!! goodbye free will !!!!!!!!!!!!#barnabas tharmr my favorite cult leader <3 #ok im done i htink #GRRRRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK GRRRRR BAR K BARK #ok now im done

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marionmorse · 3 months ago

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MARIONMORSE, DROP ANOTHER HELMETPARTY SCENARIO AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

do u think... Do you think sometimes when the team has a movie night, when they watch those 60's action war movies like "Von Ryan's Express" and "Battle of the Bulge" or spaghetti westerns like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and "Death Rides on a Horse," Soldier pauses during or right after fight scenes or duels or whatever to obsessively overanalyze them. Like, he'll try and turn them into strategies to use on the job, takes, uhm, 'notes', (tactical doodles,) sets up nerdy models using a whiteboard map and improvised figurines, uses these examples when he does those psyche-up pre-battle speeches or during strategy meetings.

'Cause I bet he does, I bet he does that, and it completely kills the momentum of the movie to the point where the rest of the team gets disinterested and slowly leaves him behind to do their own thing.

I genuinely bet Engie wouldn't though, nah, I bet he's enough of a patient kind of gentle kind of man willing to stick through these pauses 'cause he's just that into the movie. And maybe he's just a teeny bit into Soldier's dissections of actiony chaos. Maybe gleans a bit of an understanding of Soldier's thinking that way. Admires the guy's passion about his 'research,' how thoughtfully he gathers details in an effort to help the team. Starts mixing in tapes for these sorts of movies more regularly to their movie night pool maybe subconsciously, maybe on purpose. The rest of the team doing their own movie night. losers.

#soldier being autistic about 60's action movies #just like me fr fr #the original die hard would fucking KILL him oh my god can you imagine #engie sitting with sparkly eyes watching soldier go off about the duel in a fistful of dollars:#tf2 headcanons #tf2 #engineer tf2 #helmet party #engiesolly #eftanz u are a hero genuinely your art killed me then brought me back its crazy #praying to the time and space gods to let me airdrop reels of die hard indiana jones and robocop to the red base like a hunger games sponsor #guy gets shot in a movie:#soldier tf2 with his jaw wide open: holy shit... did you see that..?#when u asked this i though “oh god oh no this well is dry what am i gonna do”#but then this happened. ily #solly is over here developing advanced attack methods inspired by war epics #engie over here like: waow... he's so passionate... sighs...#maybe hes just happy somebody else loves cheesy spaghetti westerns #j....just like me.......fr.....#romcom trope where they reach for the popcorn bucket at the same time and touch hands #romcom trope where the characters in the movie fall in love and engie looks up at soldier like “wow....thats crazy haha...”#the onesided movie date. engie is too nervous to ask him on a real one so this will do.#for now.

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crossthread · 7 months ago

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I think if they made SamxBucky canon it'd break me

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kiddokori · 15 days ago

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guys i caught a mouse at work today

#i was walking the tech guy back because one of our printers broke #and i opened the door like yeah its right back he- thats a mouse. thats a mouse sitting in the middle of the room #he was very small and i think very confused/freaked out because he just let me. scoop him up. into my gentle loving arms #like he tried to run a little but he didn’t seem to really know where to go #so i was just on the floor like trying to get ahold of this very tiny very pathetic mouse without hurting it #while saying hey um. dont mind me printers right there with a mouse half in my hands #printer guy brought me over a little basket he found and i scooped mousie into the basket #and then i had a mouse in a basket. so i went back into the lobby and went Guys i have a Mouse in a Basket #and then my supervisor escorted me outside and we found a nice little tree with some shade and little plants to dump him at #except hed been scrambling up the basket the whole time and i think hes just accepted his fate to live there forever by then #because he would Not get out of the basket. i had to very very gently scooch him out #and yeah. maybe i pet the mouse. what do you want from me. he was very small and cute and very soft and rabbies isnt real and cant hurt me #he was so fucking cute. oh my god he was so cute. i hope he does well for himself #coworker was like ‘youre just gonna put him outside to be somethings lunch?’#and i said well. better he be lunch for someone than die in a gluetrap in some dark corner of the office #slightly more dignified way to go. benefits something. but i will be praying for a long and happy life for him regardless #every single time ive seen a mouse in my life ive immediately gone ‘oh im fucking Getting You’ <- lovingly and adoringly #so far im 2 for 5. 40% accuracy rate of Getting That Sucker #which i dont think is too bad considering mice are very small and quick and good at not being getted

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angellurgy2 · 2 months ago

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#i cant fucking wait to get this over with for good #it kills me to have to look in the mirror and see someone else and know ill never see myself because i cant be myself alone.#i hate that i have to scream and write stupid silly shit to get even a modicum of attention and have even that just be a like on a screen.#im not me anymore ive devolved into nothing and i have no one to help me become real again. sorry i csnt do it alone bc isolation isnt-#-conducive to healing esp for this long #no one will care but thats fine. ive known this for a while #i just want to get it over with and never feel this bullshit again. at least ill feel like me for a second before i die. its whatever.#i can try to play pretend until it comes but it wont work. bc its all pretend #god i cant fucking take another day of this detached horror of existence #i fucking *despise* having my only reactions in a whilebe some hug emoji by a stranger on a serious post. im fucking pathetic. that's why i #gone #gone gone gone. gone.#and i still have to wait for release to be mine. idk how long i can.

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silly-lil-scribbles · 25 days ago

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me when i cant be someones favorite person all the time forever for no fucking reason: ah i see. hm. okay. i should go abandon everyone and everything and then kill myself

#like jesus man why cant i just be happy for people #its not even like they dont like me or anything i know they do obviously but my goddamn brain just goes #hey. hey. hey. hey. theyre abandoning you. they absolutely fucking hate you. you mean nothing to this person anymore now that they have-#other people they care about. which means you are being a burden and have to go die sobbing in a hole now sorry.#literally why #it fucking sucks so bad #i just want to be glad that my loved ones can rely on people who arent just me but noooooo i guess i have to have a breakdown over this #god #i hate myself so much dude #I seriously cant take this actually #i just want to be better #why cant i be better #and now i cant even enjoy one of my favorite bands playing anymore because im a selfish fucking prick #why does anyone even like me honestly #and this is over something thats literally so unimportant it means nothing i should not fucking care i dont want to care #tw sui ideation #im not actually considering it btw but god jesus i suck #and im attention seeking #i mean seriously i shouldnt post abt this #fucking stupid #i wish i wasnt like this #scribbles says shit #tw vent #kinda #er yeah i guess so #this is weird #only like the 4th real vent post ive ever made on here lol

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scrollonso · 3 months ago

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mňau 🤨

#being born in another country then moving to america makes me feel so different compared to the people around me #90%#of ppl here are either born and raised in this city or in the military #and i can tell.#does that make sense?#i can tell that im different than them #ive had people talk about how russia killed my people #which isnt true??#czechia isnt a post soviet country.#if you payed attention in history then you'd understand that germany took our land and killed czechoslovakians before czechia and slovakia #seperated #but you dont pay attention so youre over here asking if i know russian bc im slavic #no! i dont! 😁#and then seeing people describe their style as boho and bohemian #oh my fucking god #i lose my mind every time.#not only was it first used to degrade the roma people in france because they thought they were coming from bohemia #but now any time i say i'm czech bohemian and not czech moravian #people act like im crazy #like ok die!!! 😸#i just think its crazy how insensitive people around me are to immigrants #i know i'm a dual citizen and i feel like that shouldnt matter bc its my business #but i have people telling me im an illegal immigrant like oh!!! no????#and then my ex boyfriend would constantly make fun of me saying my country wasnt real and i was just russian #which is in no way true!#i was born in the pardubice region in czechia 😸#and my country is real!#czechia was around during the roman empire #české knížectví was a monarchy!#kats chattin shit

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phagodyke · 4 months ago

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genuinely so devastating to finish my flcl rewatch and pull up the tumblr tag confident that everyone else is also down cataclysmic for haruko and posting abt it but *crickets*

#I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY POPULAR ON HERE.... WHAT THE HELL GUYS #appreciate all the artbook stuff and the handful of fanartists but other than that its so dead its so over 😭😭😭😭#and most of the posts abt her are like 'shes such a terrible person but fun character other than that!' STFU. POSER #her selfishness and apathy and singleminded drive is literallt what makes her so fucking hot whats so hard to understand #a woman is headstrong n decisive n doesnt care abt ending the world for her ambitions n suddenly ur like ohhh devotion is baaaad #move aside gayboy im gonna get it id let use me in whatever scheme she needs thr fact shed only pretend to care abt me is even better 🥴#i love physically violent women i love being smacked with bass guitars hi hello im right here 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚#wheres that post thats like i dont even have mommy issues i just think its hot to be a womans pet LITERALLLYYYY #god i need to draw her 5 million times but i wont have any free time until at least tues.....so sad #wait for me babygirl...... i wont forget abt u #we would have the most toxic relationship ever it would be awful for everyone in a 50 mile radius people would die #fake manic pixie dream girl fans when a girl with real mania comes at them:#ANYWAY RANT OVER i need to get my shit together for work tmr #also my chocolate orange cake turned out sooooo good i need to use this recipe again sometime #feeling way better plus i didnt even fully crash i just had like an hour or two of turbulence. but i do need to start winding down for bed #soooo goodnight everyone... and haruko especially.......#.diaries #flcl

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hermanunworthy · 1 year ago

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which parent/child relationship in dndads do u think about the most. or feel the most ill about. or relate to the most

#for me nowadays its fucking hermie and scam have made me want to throw up and die since ep34 #as soon as hermie said 'i did all of this bc of my dad' i was like OH NO. OH NO OH NO ITS GETTING TOO REAL IN HERE #the hermie fact from ep42 absolutely shattered me #none of the dads in this podcast really have my dads parenting style but there are elements in the kids relationships w them that HURT ME #okay actually now that i think about it the relationship closest to me and my dads would probably be jodie and nicholas?? thats insane #DOES THAT MAKE ME AND MY MOM NICK AND GLENN OH HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS BUT IT FITS #OH MY GODDDD NO WHY DID I MAKE MYSELF REALIZE THIS #NOW IM GONNA BE EVEN MORE MENTALLY ILL OVER NICKY NO NO #u guys are watching me realize i relate to nicky close foster in real time #holy fuck yo......#dndads #siren says

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starboymp3 · 6 months ago

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one thing abt me, no matter how many times i listen to good kid maad city, when i reach the last few tracks i ALWAYS start crying. without exception. always.

#especially during sing abt me im dying of thrist when between pt 1 & 2 daves brother starts crying #and during the end when the old lady comes up to them and starts talking to them and then makes them pray #kendrick lamar #good kid maad city #zsófi rambles #i also cry over the literal last thing in the whole album when kenny says hes taking the van nd he'll be back in 15 mins BECAUSE THE CIRCLE #STARTS AGAIN & ITS LIKE ALL THOSE KIDS IN THE CITY DO THIS ALL THE TIME THEY FUCK AROUND ON THE STREETS GET INTO TROUBLE DIE ETC & THEY CAN #BREAK OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND IT ALL GOEs around and around....... BUT kenny did break out he did get out of the hood!!! and idk that part #gets me every time... ALSO HIS MOMS VOICE MESSAGE AT THE END OF REAL... WHEN SHE tells kenny to come home a man and also to tell the #the stories of the black and brown kids of compton and all that.....#anyways. yeah. mr duckworth best storyteller of our time fr

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handsomegentlebutch · 7 months ago

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My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun.#not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love.#he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever.#he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there.#he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did.#but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there.#that wasnt for us.#my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually.#fucking hell.#i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

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tillman · 8 months ago

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Learned today everything I thought I was reading way too into the assassins guild is all literally real and fully canon and fully intentional and so much more fucked than I ever thought has me still reeling. Im still so insane over this.

#GOOD NIGHT OF KNIVES TRANSLATION SAVE ME.#txt #I literally can not emphasize what learning how Horrifically Sad and Lonely zato one is did to my understanding of the guild as a while #he feels abandoned and hurt by slayer leaving.#his need for power and need to control every aspect of millia and venoms lives is directly tied to that.#he hates millia not for getting him locked away. but for Abandoning him. he was Left.#he cant sleep despite sleeping pills and other shit without holding onto her.#eddie cant die without being in her arms.#oh my fucking god.#millia willingly accepting some of his abuse because at least during sex she can forget.#millia lashing out at zato in a moment of weakness asking if shes happy because shes Not #because happiness to her is freedom. and he knows he is the reason she doesnt have that.#him just Accepting her Dream is to never see his dream ever come to fruition.#also like #venoms jealousy of millias abuse makes complete sense w this.#and of course millia would laud it over him. hes an ass.#god I literally havent stopped thinking about this since I read the wip. I cant. its so.#I cant fucking believe Assassins Guild is a narrative about how cycles of abuse and violence are perpetrated.#and how freedom from the cycle of your father and his father before him is Happiness.#THATS REAL. THATS NOT MADE UP. ITS REAL. god. holy fuck.

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Please god, can someone give me the strength to write ANOTHER 900 word essay in German, I DON'T WANNA I DONT WANNA PLEASE NO

#disliking this course more than i thought i would #oh yes german linguistics!!! okay!!! sure i love that!!!#and then my grade is dependent on literally only writing assignments #i actually want to die. this brings me soooooooo much fucking pain #i just really despise the whole idea of it #you put a bunch of people in one class with differing skill level #and then make them all write 900 word essays in a language theyre not 100% on yet #and the content is soooo much just him rambling in class IN GERMAN !#and not all of it is on the slides so fuck if i remember #and even if i did remember its so much me trying to focus on catching what hes saying than actually absorbing it #and the topic even if i was writing in english would make me struggle #and you guys know!! im great at rambling!! BUT NOT AUF DEUTSCH #and then. when you finally finish slaving over this fucking disaster of a paper #you submit it. and his only comment is just: sehr gur gemacht.#yeah why the fuck would i feel the need to burn myself like this +#only to get feedback that feels like he only looked at the word count and nothing else #like not even going to correct my grammer or???? what am i learning other than writing the same kind of bs sentences over and over #i despise word count essays btw #youre not really writing for quality youre writing for quantity #bcs if the only real outline you get is that you hit the word count then why do i give any shit about the quality of it #like i submitted a paper for my other class and she gave like 100+ edits on it #not only comments but also grammer correction #and like????? why do i not get that from the class that is teaching me a foreign fucking language #yeah sure its not bad to correct the grammar of your first language but cmon my god please help me a bit or smth #but yeah its due on Wednesday and i just think im going to fucking die before then #choking on my stress tears or smth #as i said it would be fine if it felt like he was actually checking them in depth #but i hate assignments where im only doing it for the grade. like i actually want to uhhh learn yknow???????#but yes i need someone to cheerlead me on or smth bcs itll take so much resolve to not just give up #and i wont give up bcs i want to keep my gpa but thats exactly thr issue isnt it? that i dont care about the content?

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