#FUCK AUTOCORRECT

[mysicklove]

every time i see this couples vids (PORN LINK) i always think of yuuji

[eris-eveningstar]

Ywk the weirdest con to writing fanfic on my phone (yes I write everything on my phone, I have insane phone writing speed)?

Well, let me tell you. It's freaking autocorrect. Yk those tiktoks where It's like "writers, complete this sentence by pressing the middle recommended word button on your phone"? It fucks me up cuz I'm regularly writing shit like 'Harry is an omega' or wtv. How can I comment that???

For an example, here it is:

"I can't believe Harry that little subplot get 3 on the omega was ever so enchanting and a cry of a crush on Harry growing up only by hearing stories about him and he was all that she wanted and more paranoid than a memory of Lily would work well in a secluded corner of her eye for intimidation purposes more than anything else I can"

"I really love the idea of Tom now and stole those tempting lips from the diary and almost understand it was a bit of that childhood"

"It feels so strange now that Harry was willing to take Harry's preferences into account to be a berk"

None of these sentences make even the barest amount of sense but it all has to do with my fic. 😭 My keyboard's digital footprint (that's probs not a thing but idc) is screwed to hell and back.

[scannys-back]

*Ethan is sleeping in his cat bed*

[808trunkgoingcrazy]

ek aur essay fuck fine let's go

you're a five year old little cutie patootie baby pookie bear who is smart occasionally and funny occasionally and also needs to STAND UP when it comes to certain guys jeong jaehyun is hot asf but he's unfortunately just a man babe and also STOP SHIPPING ME WITH EVERY GUY I MENTION

UNPROMPTED ESSAY?? YE KYU??

tf you mean smart occasionally I am literally picaoso bruh . FUNNY OCCQSI0ANLLY??? OCCASIOABALLY?????? BOTCHD IM FUNNSY AE DUKXK

also you're talking about my husband pls be respectful this is really harmful to me and him

its funnt.

[faefox9]

I’m gonna do all the drugs

[synodicsoma]

Catching all those flying D.va ults has finally caught up on Roadhog. Rip his beautiful plastic biceps :'(

[voidoffline]

BITCV WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A BATTERY EMOJI???

I HAVE NEVER USED A FEW OF THESE AND THE REST I’VE ONLY EVER USED LIKE ONCE

THE ONLY EMOJIS I USE FREQUENTLY ARE 👍✨🤷 <<<THOSE THREE

ARE THE EMOJIS TRYNA’ TELL ME SOMETHING?????????????? HELLO. I AM CONFUSION???

[kithpendragon]

Dear autocorrect,

Please stop trying to correct my usage of "its" and "it's". I know how to use them, and you are incorrect 100% of the time.

Sincerely,

Kith

[leafatlaw]

whenever people start bitb posting again, for me, it’s like that one clip from snap cube sonic fan dub(the old one) where egg man’s like “I’m trapped in the fucking [bayou] again !”

hold on thsi post sucks let me get a screenshot

[musicprincess1990]

Alright, give it to me straight. Who's the asshole that came up with auto correct? Cuz it took me FOUR TRIES to get my damn phone to accept the word "definitely," and I'm PISSED.

[laughyoudrecognize]

With all the hints for Speak Now TV and all the debate about 1989 TV, watch her drop Debut or Reputation TV because that woman loves to zig when we think she’s going to zag

[randum-famdoms]

Okay now I gotta try this for all my fandoms, hold on. (I’m basing my fandoms off my bookmarks btw) (they are in literally no particular order just what I thought of first) (am I doing that exclusively to exclude homestuck? Yes.) (index is number of fics in the fandom divided by number of fics for goncharov - 803 at the time of this post)

It got long so I’m adding a read more cut

Okay so rise of the guardians (guardians of childhood) (don’t judge me it’s one of my comfort fandoms) is 14.984

BNHA is 425.498

Persona 5 is 43.2

DPxDC is 5.603 (technically 5.607 with some more numbers after but we are rounding to 3 decimals here)

Percy Jackson is 74.658

Saiki K is 4.6

Harry Potter is 670.512

Deadpool/spider man (I gotta be specific cause it’s exclusively this ship) is 13.486

Danganronpa 2 is 23.614

Welcome to nightvale is 10.568

Sk8 the infinity is 20.973

The Sandman is 12.161

Good omens is 68.885 (note that it was a lot smaller when I was still active, the show was still airing the first season)

And finally, homestuck (again don’t judge me I am incapable of shame) is 83.054

Now, because I am just a tad bit wrong in the head, I will calculate the mean median and mode of these fandoms.

The mean is 105.121

The mean without BNHA and Harry Potter (which are clearly outliers) is 31.307

The median is 22.244 (technically 22.2435)

The mode is not applicable as these numbers are all different

Also, these fandoms in order from smallest to largest is

Saiki K.

DPxDC

Welcome to Nightvale

The Sandman

Deadpool/SpiderMan

Rise of the Guardians (guardians of childhood)

Sk8 the Infinity

Danganronpa 2

Persona 5

Good Omens

Percy Jackson

Homestuck

BNHA

And, finally, Harry Potter

Some of these genuinely surprised me! Since it’s been so long since I’ve been active in the fandom, good omens is a lot higher than I remembered. Homestuck was a brief flash in my life that lasted like, maybe a few weeks during covid out of morbid curiosity, so I mentally remember it as a lot smaller but tbh its enourmisity doesn’t surprise me given its Past. (Yes that is in caps on purpose, it warrants it and you can’t look me in the eyes and deny it). DPxDC is very low on the list, but tbh it’s a big fandom for being a crossover between two fandoms with very little media overlap (although I could write an essay about how they are unironically accidentally INCREDIBLY compatible fandoms), so I always perceive it as larger than it is.

I would class anything below a 1 on the goncharov index as a Pitiful fandom. Anything below a 10 on the index is a Small fandom. 10-20 would be a Medium fandom. 20-50 is a Big fandom. 50-100 is a Large fandom. 100+ is a Huge fandom.

Maybe my classifications are a tad biased by my personal experience with fandoms, considering my first fandoms were all rather big (PJO was my first, then Harry Potter, shadowhunters, sanders sides, and BNHA in that order) (yes I left out two of those. It was on purpose. I don’t have bookmarks for them because they died with my old account. I didn’t bring them back. That was also on purpose).

Anyway, this was a fun exercise and I’m trying to ignore that I just did math on purpose and enjoyed it.

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

[paradoxsun]

fuck autocorrect

I hate it but I am scared without it.

Also, Samsung keyboard is the worst. But I don't know any alternatives, except Google Keyboard, which I don't trust.

[tastetherainbow290]

TELL ME, DO YOU LOVE ME OR WAS THIS ROMANCE ALL A LIE? WAS I A JOKE TO YOU?

I'M SORRY

It was never meant to be Bc I'm pretty sure I'm aromantic

[kayzthespaze]

Not auttocorrect suggesting “dids’t” as an alternative for “didnt”

[voidoffline]

Hey. Hey. Google docs? Can you please stop trying to change ‘“-” They assured/reassured’ to ‘“-” They assured/reassured me’

This is not first person. I thought I made that apparent. Chill the fuck out with the corrections man