#FRUITY PUNCH

[pianokantzart]

One of my favorite things is little lines of dialogue like this that imply Luigi is perhaps the most underestimatable bastard in the entire Mario universe.

[cuppajj]

just Overlord holding Shadow Milk cookie as if they are some dynamic evil villain duo cross over

you know how much i hate it here

[wordy-little-witch]

CoS Incorrect Quotes hours the brain rot is rotting the brain lmaoooooooo

P.S. While spoilers are limited, I also Refuse The Ending and so 95% of stuff is in my own little made up parallel reality bc ShepNax Sparks Joy

Kana: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?

Shepherd, running on VERY little sleep: Exchange it for a hundred coppers, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.

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Professor Clayton: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Sarnax: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I have done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Victoria: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Sarnax has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Sarnax: I want to set it off.

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Victoria: Let’s not Professor this into a worse situation than it already is.

Clayton: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Shepherd, completely deadpan: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Professor: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Professor: And I started thinking.

Professor: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Professor: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Victoria: Are you ok?

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Victoria: We need a way to lure in Vistani assistance

Kana: Perhaps we could arrange an entertainment event.

Sarnax: We could give them Shepherd's bath water.

Shepherd: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Kana, to Shepherd: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Shepherd: …

Kana: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Shepherd: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Kana: Sarnax is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Shepherd.

Sarnax: I feel like Shepherd is the more responsible one of us two though.

Shepherd: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Sarnax: that is a fair assessment

Shepherd: Just two bastards in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Professor: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting. That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!

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Sarnax, to Victoria: you are harboring a deep wickedness....

Shepherd: whooooa, buddy, I didn't expect this from you!

Kana: yes, Sarnax, I had not expected you to be homophobic.

Sarnax: wh- no? I am not homophobic!

Professor: sounds like something a homophobe would say - especially after such a blatant call on her rights to love who she wishes!

Sarnax: ...... I do not care if you enjoy kissing women, love is love, but I draw the line at Strandanya

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Victoria: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kana: Wasn’t the Professor with you?

Professor: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Shepherd: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it. There might be dragons.

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Shepherd: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Sarnax: From a certain point of view.

Shepherd: I’m in.

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Victoria: Hey, aren’t you Professor Clayton?

Professor: You a cop?

Victoria: No.

Professor: Then yes, I am.

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Sarnax: Honestly, I am so ominous and off-putting. So full of dark, cultish knowledge. I feed on the souls of the enemies I strike fear into -

Kana: You cuddle with a lantern nightlight to sleep.

Sarnax: Gherix is a protective and warm God, you're just jealous.

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Shepherd: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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Victoria: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sarnax. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sarnax!

Shepherd: Nope.

Victoria: In that case, as the archbishop of Shepherd's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sarnax right on the scaley lips!!!

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Victoria: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Professor: Literally or figuratively?

Victoria: I have to specify?

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Shepherd: alright, anything you'd like to add, Sarnax?

Sarnax: there are several things I would like to add-

Shepherd: -anything not involving Gherix?

Sarnax: in that case, no.

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Shepherd: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Sarnax: Do not do that, Shepherd. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Shepherd: I—

Shepherd: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Professor: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Shepherd+Victoria: :)

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Professor: Who hurt you?

Shepherd: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Professor: ...Yes, actually.

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Professor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Professor: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Sarnax: Uh... what is the professor doing?

Kana: He us attempting to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Professor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Victoria, crying: It's working.

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Kana: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Victoria, blushing: Okay.

Professor: It's fucking summer.

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Shepherd, trying to comfort Victoria: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Victoria: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Shepherd: Do you support gay rights?

Victoria: I’m literally gay.

Kana: She's avoiding the question!

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Shepherd: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than waterin' my vegetable garden and tendin' the herds.

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Arabelle: so I saw a bunch of older kids running around and being weird, will I be like that when I get bigger? Is that what puberty is?? Puberty is weird if that's what it's like.

Shepherd: puberty is really weird, kid, take it from me - i did that shit twice.

Clayton, choking on his tea: OHMYGOD-

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Tommy, upon learning his dad Shepherd is trans: oh. Can I ask a question?

Shep: yeah buddy, what is it?

Tommy: so if you're a man but had to make yourself comfy like this, then can I get horns like you? The same way?

Shep, mildly emotional: ah, not quite like that. But we can certainly make you a headband, bud.

Tommy: YAY

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BONUS

The Doc: I've only had Silas for a day and a half but if any of you fuckers come for him, I'll burn this whole gods damned continent to the ground.

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Shepherd: *trying to buy a Father's Day card*

Shepherd: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"

Associate: Well, I-

Shepherd: How about "You're stuck with me"

Associate: No...

Shepherd: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Shepherd: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. XOXO no refunds...

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Doc: Yes, I'm adopting Shepherd and you cowards can't tell me no!

The townsfolk: Doc, you can't-

Doc: WATCH ME

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Shepherd: whatever doesn't kill me vetterstart running, because now I'm fuckin' pissed

Doc, who taught him everything he knows: THAT'S MY BOY

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Baby Shep: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Doc: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Baby Shep: You don’t have to wear-

Doc: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[putrideacide]

kiss, you dimwits!!!

❤️❤️❤️

[irishcoffeeeyes]

The thing about Charlie Dalton is that he was already the embodiment of Keating’s teachings. Charlie cannot be held back by tradition and what’s expected of him.

So… I read a lot of fanfiction. And in a lot of what I read, Charlie is typically queer himself or an amazing ally, and I totally agree. But something that always confused me was how he was almost always a banker?? I understand that Charlie was set up to be a banker by his parents with generational wealth and all, but I just feel like Charlie Dalton, of all people, would never be a part of the system unless it meant protecting his loved ones- like his friends. I have always thought that after Neil’s death, and Charlie is expelled, there was no way he stayed home. I always imagined that he ran away from home and stayed at the Y and stuff like that. He would fight and be a major advocate for civil rights, anti-war, and gay rights, I’m positive! And beyond that, I feel like someone as loyal and stupidly heroic as him would fight for people as a public defender.

Charlie is all too aware of the way that the system works, and I just know that he wouldn’t stand for it and would push against it- even as he got older. He has principles and he stands by them. He wouldn’t be a tool. I just know he would be leading the riots if he could.

Carpe Diem, Charlie Dalton. I wish you were real

[lazylittledragon]

ok so we’re watching the 2022 interview with the vampire and i’ve never watched the original or read the books but i hope to GOD that nothing happened to lestat and in the present day he’s just taking a really long bath

[danganronpa96]

Random question but how do you think about hayasaka and Brian be a pair? Like as a. Platonic(best friends) or b. Romantic (mwah mwah style forgot the word)

sorry if I made you uncomfy with this.

I am also typing with 1 hand so forgive me for typos

You think I haven't daydreamed about the dynamics of their relationship this way that way forwards backwards over the Irish sea?? (/lh)

I think Hayasaka and Brian are good besties... <3 However that has not stopped me thinking route B a few times. Maybe more than a few times. Kurumada spare me for the love of god

Anyway, I've always seen Brian as the one to get a lil' head over heels...

But. Shh the hoes could not be prepared for my sheer insanity if I continued on (unless...?)

[likea-black-widow-baby]

AITA for being cold to my crush who brushed me off?

Hey Reddit, I (25F) live next door to my crush (26F). We never really talked about it, but I’m quite sure the crush is mutual. Anyway, after work today I brought home extra pie from the diner where I work and some schnapps, and I went over to Crush’s place and see if we can have a girl’s night, you know? But she kept trying to get me out of her room and said she’s unwell when she was all made up and ready to head out. And /then/ our landlady came round to introduce the new tenant and Crush was super friendly to her! So I stomped back to my room and ignored her, but now I’m worried she might be mad at me. What do? AITA?

You are not TA, Crush was clearly lying to you and I'm sorry about the lack of transparency in your relationship. Hopefully it clears up soon because it sounds like you're really putting in the effort.

[thatfruitychaos]

[puppppppppy]

Hey I’m new to the LMK fandom, why do so many people ship Sun Wukong and Macaque??

A lot of people like the hurt/comfort potential because of their backstory and because they’re just really good counterparts lol. Macaque even makes a whole play about their past relationship, which is where a lot of that fuel for the ship comes from and the whole “the hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon” spiel that people love using for shits and giggles. There’s also a really strong enemies to lovers sentiment and i think it’s kinda sweet

Personally, I just really like riffing off the divorced energy. To me, these idiots would rather beat the shit out of each other than make up and I really really eat that up. Not just as a joke, maybe as a way to cope with their feelings like “I want things to go back the way they were but this is all I can do”

[minifruits]

Soon 😘

[selenealwayscries]

in what fucking world would you need to put this frame in your stageplay trailer

[btnclmrttn]

Saitama: Man, I think I'm catching feelings for Y/N

Genos, confused: ...Sensei, I thought you were a heterosexual?

Saitama: I said I wasn't into dudes

*Points to Non-binary Y/N in the distance*

Not a dude, on the table

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

oh god the self restraint I just had to exhibit

my new pants have bananas and oranges on them…. they’re fruity…. and I can’t tell anyone…. OTL

[iicannah]

this pose actually looks so uncomfortable bro gotta be gay at this point fruity ass pose 💀

[no1monstersimp]

Imagine trying to fight monster, imagine being in an intense battle, and you look over to see this display next to you.