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undeadromcom · 11 months ago

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#first of all.#glados #second of all: made this version bc im delusional about my ocs #wlw

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choices-binglebonkus · 6 months ago

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That magical moment of seeing the Blades 3 AI cover for the first time <3

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adelinamoteru · 11 months ago

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the visceral negative reaction that runs through my body whenever I hear the words “batman cant kill bc then he becomes the batman who laughs” u know what. I really wish he would. and then I wish he would kill me next.

#dc #dcu #anti batman #anti bruce wayne #batman critical #bruce wayne critical #tagging so I don’t kill ur vibes #first of all.#that is entirely specific to one universe #second of all.#a so called hero vigilante who can’t stop himself from killing after he lets himself do it the first time #should not be out in the streets fighting crime at all #he should be in therapy is fucking what #‘oh man they dont know about the batman who laughs’ god I rlly fucking wish I didn’t #batman #bruce wayne #joker

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tremendously-crazy · 1 month ago

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"i'm sorry i committed the crime of being born this way," says michael, fourteen year old cisgender heterosexual male after a teenage girl says she'd pick the bear

#the victim complex among teenage boys on social media is insane #dont get me wrong #men have been unnecessarily antagonized lately #HOWEVER.#they always pull up with this shitty excuse whenever there's man or bear discourse #“im sorry that i committed the crime of being born a man”#FIRST OF ALL.#youre no man. youre a child. youre a boy.#SECOND OF ALL.#how fucking dare you #say something like that when WOMEN have been FUCKING ATTACKED THROUGHOUT HISTORY JUST FOR BEING WOMEN?!#it's actually so stupid that i needed to comment about it #ALSO.#if you feel personally attacked when someone says “men are violent”#that is on you.#so many of the same men say “women always lie” “women always cheat”#do i feel offended? no. wanna know why? im not a liar or a cheater. also #all genders lie and cheat!#but violence is SIGNIFICANTLY MORE MEN than it is WOMEN!#if you feel personally attacked that a teenage girl says she doesnt feel safe around men #maybe youre the problem.#you should feel outraged #but not because your identity is being attacked #you should feel outraged because there are so many women who dont feel safe around your gender!#and then you should try and inspire a change! at least try!#you dont need to “prove yourself” you dont need to whinge and complain that being born male is a crime (because it isnt.)#(if anything being born female is a crime #but thats another story)#you just need to go outside. talk to people. talk to real women. be kind. treat women with respect. it's not hard. you are not a crime.#man vs bear

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kittenburps · 1 year ago

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I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!

#the band ghost #ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #papa emeritus #papa emeritus II #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus iv #terzo #secondo #primo #copia #first of all.#rude

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saetoru · 1 year ago

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i’m doing a group project and this one girl has literally done nothing at all so we all were like ok we have to tell her but no one wanted to be the one to do it so i was like ok then i’ll do it bc over my dead body is she getting the grade she didn’t earn and now this girl just hit me with “sorry but i work full time so you don’t have to be so harsh”

#FIRST OF ALL.#it was a very politely and professionally worded message #THANK YOU.#i’m VERY well spoken #second of all #you have no business signing up for summer classes that require group projects and in person attendance grades if u can’t commit bc of #work and outside stuff #i don’t have empathy for work as an excuse #i have work too girlie be original #we all have work actually i believe #all 4 of us work in this group ur not special #5 *

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fallenangels95 · 9 months ago

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i DONT KNOW WHY I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT THIS MAN WTF i DONT KNOW HIM he's literally just a twitter mutual why is he in my subconscious so much?????? i hate it???

#free me from men frfr #why as a man are you in my brain #first of all.#this is MY brain gtfoh #d

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itsays · 11 months ago

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my boss really just said "the client is so nice they have never even screamed at us" ????? HELLO?????

#the only person who can scream at me is my own mother let's be serious....#first of all.#second of all. oh my god you are a VICTIM😭

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queerestqueertoeverqueer · 2 years ago

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if only finding the most specific and bizarre thing to tell your child off for was an olympic sport...

#my mother would be world famous fr #today's crime was #are you ready for this #“ur period is too heavy. which is gross. and so u should stop.”#first of all.#HUH????#second of all.#let me be clear i am transmasc and HATE my periods however. i get to insult them but you fucking do NOT 😭😭#as far as ur concerned she is beautiful and wonderful do not call her gross fuck you.#(as far as I'M concerned absolutely fuck that shit.)#but that is NOT THE POINT-#anyway yeah that was such a bizarre thing to be told off for that i simply had to shout it into the void lmao #...like what does she want me to DO about it 😭😭#robin rants >:(

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justsomeguycore · 2 years ago

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boyfriend socks

#first of all.#and secondly.

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mygregarioushorsecock · 2 years ago

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Being trapped alone in the car with your mother and she’s like “have I told u about all the horrible traumatic things that have happened in my life? No? Well boy you’re in for a treat”

#first of all.#first of all #she said how do u get over that? but like.#how do I tell her she doesn’t have to. she might never #why am I holding this I don’t want to hold this ur my mother

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andisupreme · 4 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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nollele-irl · 2 years ago

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…….i have so many questions

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

#first of all.#it is salt.#and Second of all.#why put a LAMP in the DISHWASHER #?/?/))$;&::@;;)/??/&:&)?:?????

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blackwoolncrown · 4 months ago

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I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism