#FIN review

[drewlyyours]

If anyone ever wants to find out what it feels like to be FERALLY GASLIT, play The Final Scene.

Not only is the first 10 minutes Nancy trying to find help and NO ONE (including and especially the police) believing that her friend was just kidnapped, but also at almost every turn to another person minimizing and dismissing her worry (ie Nick saying they won’t hurt it, or it’s just a prank, the police CONSTANTLY saying that Maya probably wasn’t kidnapped or probably isn’t in any danger, and to go home and rest, and Joseph saying Maya probably isn’t in the building or that she probably didn’t ACTUALLY see those empty pizza boxes and MAYA’S LITERAL FEET MOVING, even the dead owner was out here lying to women and getting away with it all willy nilly)

Other than certain moments with Joseph, all four game characters can be boiled down to people who are too full of themselves to see anyone else’s opinions, fear, or suffering as anything other than an opportunity for them to capitalize on.

Even when they all stand on completely opposing sides of the issues at hand, they ALL find a way to benefit from the kidnapping.

This game has Nancy’s most BEASTLY comebacks, and she spends half of it literally YELLING (depending on what speech blurbs you pick, but I’m always yelling). Her anger is always intensified when no one will listen, which causes people to literally tell her to calm down.

There is so much of what women, or anyone who finds themselves belittled, have to deal with all the time BAKED into the game.

[xenvaei]

The clouds part once more at the arrival of another tale, for Fins Above: Flight has finally been released!

The ocean has been healing for 3 years since the Battle of Wing and Fin, yet, the Vek'her'tai Shoal still sufffers the memories of the past. Silvur can't shake the need to have a purpose and she reaches out to Sarga in order to fulfill that. She reveals that she hasn't always been herself, and that he true goal is to have the power of reincarnation. Unbeknownst to her, the importance Sarga plays is bigger than she'll ever imagine.

Connections and legacies will be put to rest, new swimmers will join us in our journey, and old friends will depart for a new world in Fins Above: Flight.

[jason-please-see-a-psychiatrist]

some of my favorite reviews ive left on letterboxd bc im a comedic genius

[thenefilim]

Review - Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End (2024)

Now streaming on Amazon Prime, Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End pits a man and his cat against the living dead as the zombie apocalypse comes to Spain.

https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2024/11/01/apocalypse-z-the-beginning-of-the-end-2024-review/

[blinkbones]

H2G2 - book 2

Alright! Now I get it! Book 2 is funny as hell. Also I gained a blorbo. Mr President my beloved. He's such a problem, and he has two heads, and so many brain cells and all of them are devoted to making the most choice choices in space and time.

So Book 2 -- I enjoyed it wholeheartedly, with none of the mixed feelings I had with Book 1. So I'm really glad I decided to keep going.

IT'S FUNNY!

[tinyreviews]

Tiny Review: What We Find on the Road 2024. Nonroad road story.

Meh. I should have gave this a miss. The poster looks shoddy. And most importantly, it’s missing a wikipedia page.

But I am a sucker for road stories. This is a horrible example of one. Where is the backstory? The dark history? The family we find along the way? The conflict even. 🙄

What We Find on the Road is a 2024 road drama movie, directed by Chaysen Beacham and written by Bill Haney. It stars Fin Haney, William Chris Sumpter, Paul Guilfoyle and Katherine Laheen.

[darthkvznblogs]

I feel like I’ve just woken up from a kaiju-fueled haze (in related news, I rewatched Pacific Rim and watched Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Godzilla vs Kong for the first time this weekend)

[noahsbookhoard]

📚February 2024 Book Review (Part 3/3)📚

The final three books of February! Not much to say as an introduction except a quick disclaimer: I read Coraline (as well as American Gods later this year) before the accusation against Neil Gaiman had been made public. I do not condone sexual assault and have since taken my distance with his work. Coraline is included here since I had already read it, but if it make anyone uncomfortable feel free to contact me and I'll remove the review altogether.

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

Coraline has just moved into a new, wierd, old house. With her parents busy with work she is left on her own to explore it until one passage led her to another brighter, happier version of her home with a caring, loving mother which looks just like her own, only with buttons for eyes. But as nice as it seems, this Other Mother might not have the best mind for Coraline

It took years between the first time I started watching the film adaptation and the time I watch the end of it. Much like Spirited Away it was too scary for sensitive 9 year old me.

Therefore it took years before I learned that it was based on a book and since I heard everywhere that the book was scarier than the film I postponed the reading for a really really long time. It might be that I am far less sensitive to horror in written form or that I was a little too old but it didn't find it that scary.

The anticlimax made the read experience... not disappointing but less thrilling than it might have been: It wasn't nightmare inducing but there is tension and suspense and a strange atmosphere which pulls you in. I love a good twist on a fairy tale classic and the Passage To A Magic World But Wrong works really well here. The Other Mother grows more off putting the longer the story goes, I have to admit she creeps me out!

Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes

Algernon is a mice which has undergone a new type of surgery to increased his intelligence. After this succes, Charlie Gordon, a mentally disabled man, is the first human subject to undergo the same treatment. His story is told through the diary that marks his progress and Algernon's, until one day Algernon starts declining: what does it means for Charlie?

As much as possible I try to read book by English speaking author in English but this one intrigued me at the public library so french translation it is!

This is a really emotional story: the title is the saddest part but you don't know it until the very end of the book. It has a really clean symmetrical construction and once I reached the peak and realised where it was going I couldn't help but think I should have expected it. This is a tragedy of the "It was always going to end this way" kind.

I had to excuse the not very ethical jump from one (1) successful test on a mice in the last few weeks to human subject, but it asks some really interesting questions on the treatment of disabilities, especially mental ones and n what intelligence can or can't bring to someone. Charlie's description of his inner "less intelligent" self and it's struggle to fight him and later accept him touched me deeply.

Paradoxically the thing that made the book so interesting: The story is directly from Charlie's point of view and use diary entries to show his progress (he describes it, but the improvement of his spelling, grammar, and vocabulary really makes it feel real). But as time passes and Charlie becomes a genius he grows apart from people around him (some he needed to cut out of his life, some he drove away) and he becomes condescending, cold, altogether not a very likable. As a reader I felt pity for him but he doesn't want it from other characters so like them I felt kinda uneasy. I softened as the end grew nearer but the middle part wasn't all that fun to read.

I don't want to end on a bad notr because it wasn't a bad read! It's a rather short one too so go ahead, it deserves your time!

Et à la fin ils meurent by Lou Lubie

The version of popular fairy tales we know today are often really softened versions of the original. Lou Lubie trace them back for us with a bit of blood and a lot of humour.

I hadn't realised I read that many comic book in February! This last one is in french and more educational: it is a research on the history of fairy tales and how much more violent and dark they were in earlier versions, long before Disney.

The author also asks the interesting of the "original" version of fairy tales? How do you pinpoint the first form of an oral story? If a similar story exist earlier in another culture should it be considered more original than the occidental Brothers Grimm and Charles Perrault? (I actually discovered that some version of Cinderella existed as a Chinese tale). Like any academic worth the title she has found lots of sources and cites them, so I trust

However it is also really funny : I still remember the panel with Bluebeard holding a traveller pigeon to his ear like a cellphone! This makes it the most entertaining essay I've read ever.

Unfortunately I don't think it had been translated in English but I'd you speak even a little french (it is not a hard read) check it out to learn some funny/bloody anecdotes on fairy tales!

[bbs-backlog-challenge]

Fin or Bin: Xenoblade Chronicles (Switch)

Real talk- I'm 50 hours in already and there's not much point making a BBLC post about the game now, but I wanted to make a post anyway just so I could do the following-

Fin or Bin:

I'm really Finning it!

Sorry.

[beingjellybeans]

Dimsum discovery at King Chef Dimsum Kitchen, SM Cherry

Hidden within the bustling confines of SM Cherry Shaw Boulevard lies a haven for dimsum aficionados – King Chef Dimsum Kitchen. Amidst the array of dining options in the mall, King Chef stands out not only for its authentic Cantonese cuisine but also for its commitment to providing an affordable yet delectable dining experience. After a morning of errands, I treated Hubby and my son to lunch at…

[xarliclub]

¿Cansado de siempre ver Los 10 mandamientos? O ¿Rey de reyes? Aquí películas diferentes para ver esta semana.

#xarliclub #SemanaSanta #SemanaSanta24 #movie #movies #films #film #pelis #peliculas #recomendaciones

[oddinary4bts]

What a sexy fic for Bookclub this week!

Damnnnn🥵 what a great way to start the week if you know what I mean. I really liked this fic, really liked the way you can feel the desire between reader and Jimin. I also really liked how you portrayed the duality of Jimin to his fans and Jimin in private. This is what I like about well done idol!au, because we all know they probably are entirely different from their idol selves so people that portray that well always have my respect😌

The smut was incredibly hot? The little bit of angst at the end got me going oop, even though reader is entirely right. A relationship like this is bound to explode one day, but gosh is it fun while it lasts😌

Thank you for writing this sexy piece! It was a pleasure to read (and a beautiful way to wale up on a Monday morning)✨

Headrush (It's Too Sweet) | PJM

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: smut, porn with the barest of plot, Idol!AU

Rating: M (18+)

Warnings: swearing, kissing, fingering, hand job, love bites/marking, oral sex (f receiving), mentions of oral sex - m receiving, allusions to fucking, slight exhibitionist streak (no locked doors here!), Jimin's tongue, yes that needs its own warning, Kitty Gang Jimin is the look, yes that also needs its own warning, Jimin is in full demon mode here - all temptation and teasing

Word Count: 1.6K

Disclaimers: NSFW, obviously I don’t own BTS - they simply inspire me

Summary: Your job is perfect. Or it would be, were it not for one Park Jimin.

A/N: Happy birthday Jimin! You'll always be my favorite demon. 💜

This comes from a request from @reliablemitten. Yep, I'm still working my way slowly through those. 😆 It's my first time writing an Idol AU, so I hope I did it well! Please don't be a silent reader 🥺 I’d love to know what you think - my inbox is always open! 💕

You love your job. 

As a stylist for Big Hit, you get to travel the world with one of the hottest acts in history, BTS. The team you work with is amazing, the looks you create are eye-catching and inspired, and, well, the money’s not bad, either. Yeah, all in all, your job is perfect. 

Or it would be, were it not for one Park Jimin. 

To his adoring fans, Jimin is a sweet lil’ mochi, a round-cheeked beacon of light and laughter who dances like he’s made of water and sings like an angel. You know better. 

The man is a demon. Temptation is his calling card, and teasing is his passion. 

And there’s no finer example of this than the way he’s pressing soft kisses to your inner thighs right now and pointedly not touching you exactly where you need him.

“Come on, Jimin,” you whine, leaning back on your palms to tip your cunt closer to his devilish mouth. The makeup table you’re sitting on is uncomfortable, hard plastic pressing into your ass, but you have to make do when you’re sneaking in a quickie between rehearsals. “We don’t have all day.” 

“So impatient, Noona,” he simply sighs, shaking his head, pushing your skirt further up your stomach. “You know that just makes me want to go even slower. Really take my time.” 

You do know, from experience, and so you fall silent, fingers curling around the edge of the table as his warm breath sends goosebumps racing down your thighs. 

This all started with that damned outfit. The leather ensemble, a glittery gem-covered jacket over a fitted white shirt and tight tight tight pants. Your team really killed it, you couldn’t help but think, admiring him as he showed off for the other members during the fitting. With a cheeky grin, he rolled his body, running his fingers through his soft pink hair.

And look. You’ve never been immune to how attractive the band is. You’re a professional, of course, but you have eyes. Not to mention a healthy libido, which unfortunately revved up as Jimin undulated his body. You couldn’t help but follow the wave all the way down to his toes, before you dragged your gaze back to his face.

You thought you’d gotten away with your gawking. Until your eyes met. And he winked.

And now, he won’t let you live.  

Just when you think you’re about to die from desire, Jimin traces his long pink tongue along your slit, lapping at the arousal seeping out of you. With a relieved groan, you drop your head to watch the gorgeous man kneeling between your legs suckle at your cunt. He always tells you that you taste like candy, but you’re the one who gets the sugar high, head swimming, heart racing. 

It began slowly, this thing between you, with small gestures. A flirtatious smile here, a knowing glance there. Any time you let your gaze linger, lost in reverie, Jimin was quick to pounce, warm brown eyes suddenly darkening, smile sharpening into a smirk. You lost track of the number of times his tongue would suddenly flick out, licking his plush lips brazenly. Wantonly.

Then the comments started. 

The two of you had a friendly working relationship - Jimin was easy to talk to, always quick with a joke or comment to make you giggle, and you knew you were his favorite stylist by the way he sought you out every time. 

But after the day he caught you staring, his comments became less silly and more… suggestive. 

“Is that what you wanted, Noona?” he asks, reclining on his knees while his ring-clad fingers plunge into your throbbing folds. His saccharine smile doesn’t fool you. He knows exactly how his touch drives you insane. Leaves you yearning for more every time. It’s never enough. 

So you tell him. “You know it is. Ah, fuck.” He grins into the bite he’s just left in your soft skin. Your hips are littered with them, tiny marks of his own lusty language that can only be interpreted as ‘mine.’ “Why do you always make me beg for it?” 

Because he can. Because he knows that you’ll always come back for more. His kisses, his tongue, his cock - you’ll take it all to feed the rush. That’s what addicts do. 

He doesn’t answer, mouth too busy on your clit. Wisps of cotton candy strands float through your fingers as you clutch at his hair. Jimin hums with every tug, every pull, the vibrations making you join him in delicious harmony. It suddenly occurs to you that you didn’t lock the door, but the worry is fleeting, quickly licked aside by Jimin’s roving tongue.

The door was unlocked the first time, too. The memory of that day replays itself in your neediest moments, when you’re craving a fix. 

It had been weeks of salacious comments and heated looks. Recently Jimin had added little touches into the mix - a hand pressing on your back just a few seconds too long, fingers brushing your cheek as he removed a hair that you both knew wasn’t there. 

He’d found you in the hallway backstage, kneeling on the ground with your back to the wall, working on mending a torn sleeve. He came to a stop, asking you to help him with a tear in his pants, claiming he’d meant to ask before but had forgotten. But as you examined the fabric, you found no tears, no rips, nothing but smooth material stretching over thick thighs. 

From your knees, you peered up at him in confusion, only to find him gazing down at you with a smoldering expression. Knowing that anyone could walk by at any moment, you’d cleared your throat, and his face relaxed.

He feigned ignorance, said another stylist must have already gotten to it, but when his muscles flexed under your touch, drawing your attention to the growing bulge in his pants, you knew the truth.

Fighting to keep your breathing normal, you’d sighed. “I swear to god, Jimin, you were put on this earth to give me a headache,” you informed him with naked exasperation as you’d straightened up, trying your best to act like you weren’t soaking through your underwear at the thought of his dick in your mouth.

“Oh, Noona, I was put here to do a lot more than that to you, I promise,” Jimin replied with that wicked smile of his, and that was it, the last straw. You snapped. 

“Okay, that’s it!” you’d hissed, latching onto his arm, tugging him into the dressing room behind you. The door slammed shut as you rounded on him. “Enough already! I’m sick to death of you tormenting me like this! It’s all just empty words meant to get a rise out of me - and I’m not going to give you that satisfaction anymore!”

“Empty words?” Jimin’s eyebrows had hit the ceiling. His voice jumped an octave. “Empty words?” He’d stepped forward, crowding your space, pushing you back until your ass hit the makeup table behind you. Stumbling, you ended up on the table, gasping as he framed you in with his arms to lean over you. “Noona, you have no idea how wrong you are right now.” 

There was a loud roaring in your ears as you sunk your fingers into the velvety-soft collar of his jacket, bringing him dangerously close to your face. “Then fucking show me, Jimin.” 

His arms pulled you into his embrace as Jimin surged forward, finally planting his plump lips on yours. The heat of his kiss engulfed you, roaring flames burning everything in its path, like caution and reason. When he came in your mouth that day, you knew there was no going back.

And now you find yourself here, hiding in this dressing room, seeking another hit. Jimin fidgets on the ground, rubbing one hand over his crotch while he fucks you with the other. 

“Do you need help with that?” He can’t see what you’re looking at, as his face is currently buried, but his muffled whimpers let you know that he understood your question, and he pulls away, rising to his feet while his pants fall to his ankles.

“Fuck, Noona, so good, always so good.” He’s hot and slick in your hand, tip already coated in precum, and the two of you pant in tandem as you bring each other to the edge with your hands. It’s always fast and messy with him in the end, no matter how much he builds you up with his taunting. 

It’s surprisingly easy for the two of you to find reasons to slip away and meet like this. You’ve become intimately familiar with so many stadium dressing rooms, restaurant bathrooms, even the occasional hotel gym or sauna. Within seconds, he has you on your knees, on your back, bent over and moaning. 

Despite the way you rush headlong into these rendezvous, you’re not naive. At some point, there will be a reckoning. This can’t go on forever. But right now, as he coaxes an orgasm from you with his thrusting fingers and hungry kisses, you let your mind go clear, giving in to the sensations. 

Park Jimin might be a demon, but you’re the one who can’t resist the sin. It’s too sweet.

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[xenvaei]

I was going to announce this in a video but i decided to do a tumblr post as well...

All my Fins Above books from here on out will be $1.00 to $2.00 or Free.

That's final, really. Given that Fins Above is about me writing to a community and not to fans, just putting my work out there without really much care if people read it or not, my prices have to be for the people who want to be fans with a community - not just be people who pay me. It's all community and I want that to be it.

So all the books on Gumroad and Draft2Digital are $1.00.

[jimm-and-daves-beer-review]

Ce n'est pas La Fin Du Monde - Jimm and Dave's Beer Review

[readerviews]

"Fins: A Novel of Relentless Satire" by Gene Helfman

"Fins" is attractive to readers due to its outlandish in-your-face humor with shockingly graphic scenes of trauma that highlight a serious subject. #books #bookreview #reading #readerviews

Fins: A Novel of Relentless Satire Gene HelfmanLuminare Press (2023)ISBN: 979-8886792751Reviewed by Leigh Kimberly Zoby for Reader Views (08/2023) Captain Agatha Garmin and first mate Rowdy Wagner of the Stinky Wrinkle fishing vessel bit off more than they could chew when they entered the Cousteau Memorial Marine protected area to harvest shark fins to sell. One after another, dozens of sharks…

[bluepoodle7]

#KoolAid #KoolAidJammersSharkleBerryJuicePouch #RealSugarJuiceReview

I tried the Kool-Aid Jammers SharkleBerry Fin Strawberry Orange Punch Juice Pouch and it was pretty good.

This had a light orange banana with strawberry taste and this had a watery texture to this drink.

This juice was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I do like the mascot on this jammer pouch too.

I would drink this again.

I mixed this with the Kroger Big K Sweet Watermelon soda and it was pretty good.

This mix tasted like a light tasting watermelon orange banana and strawberry fruit punch.

This mix tasted smooth but the watermelon soda lost it's fizziness.

This mix was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I would drink this again.

I mixed this with Diet Mountain Dew and it was pretty good.

This mix had a light strawberry banana orange taste with a light citrus taste from the diet mountain dew.

This was lightly fizzy.

This mix was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I would drink again.

I mixed this with the Big K Fruit Punch and it was pretty good.

This mix had a light strawberry banana orange taste with the fruit punch taste at the end.

This drink mix was smooth and not fizzy.

This was sweet but not overly sweet to me.

I would eat this again.