#FFXiV shitpost

[wind-up-thancred]

my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is "capturing someone's chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die" so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy

[iron-sparrow]

"I FUCKED YOUR DAD, SHITLIPS!"

Inspired by this meme and my friends.

[monarchetype]

meet the new FFXIV raid tier bosses everybody

[hazelkjt]

Auraugust Day 3: "Trade"

Yeah I got nothing better for this one...so have a dumb meme

Auraugust Prompt List

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

The poll to end all polls

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK, GAMERS?!

The most benevolent Cornservant, feeder of the hungry masses?!

OR

The Great Serpent of Ronka, may they bless us with the eternal scree?!

[ubejamjar]

Discord Prompt of the Day: Prayer

"So, yeah. Don't pray to the Fury to send you friends. Maybe don't pray to any of the gods at all, just to be safe." -- Ajisai Kawanami, on mistakes made

[nabaath-areng]

So I grew up with a pinball machine called Funhouse where you have this big head called Rudy who's taunting and yelling the entire time, and as I was listening to the audio clips of it just now I realized it's kinda giving me Emet-selch.....

[aethericfist]

16 Vulnerability Stacks later

[sunderedazem]

i'm having to watch some cretins in discord rewrite every poignant line or boss dialogue in ffxiv to be about man meat. crying rn. this is cruel and unusual punishment. leave the subtext where it belongs!!!

ft such gems as: "no more shall man have man meat to bear him to paradise" @azems-familiar "From the deepest pit of the seven hells to the very pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall tremble! UNLEASH MANMEAT!" @akirakirxaa-ooc "Yours is the mantle of the man meat, Hydaelyn. May you have the joy of it... the burden... and the solitude." @feralkwe

i CAN'T BREATHE you fucks

[ayuventi]

Even the ancients weren’t immune to Zoom meeting misshaps

[pipii]

heh... a look into my dark and twisted mind...

[mythandral]

G I R L   A C T I V A T E D

[iron-sparrow]

A Tough Sell

Nolanel: ... And since Archon Loaf has such a long shelf life, inventory storage and shipping become non-issues.

Nolanel: The best part is that my model is entirely scalable for future growth in all of Eorzea's city states!

...

Yein: Thank the Divine Scales you're so pretty.

Derrinall: Because you can be so incredibly stupid sometimes.

feat. @nolanel-corbeaux and @guillotine-of-the-snake

[snuff-the-rustirsson]

There is no depths to which the Ascians would not sink for the upper hand.

[veliatra]

I was rewatching the Zenos cutscenes and came to the conclusion, that no, it's not him being unhinged, or the down bad awful childhood, or the possible experiments on him, or the constant boredom ((which I would love to attribute to some mental health stuff, but refuse to)) or the nightmares that make him weirdly obsessed with the WoL.

No.

He just needs a snickers.

He speaks so much about gorging on stuff, I'm sure the guy is just in need of a good meal.

...

He seriously should have finished that meal with us...

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

An Announcement to the FFXIV Community

(enjoy my shitposting)