#FACEBOOK CLOUTCHASE

[cloutchase]

SIDE SEEING - FACEBOOK (HE/HIM)

master of bad dad jokes with a minion attached to it

"Ex-wife more like Ex-menace!"

certified generated slop consumer

DESIGNED BY ANDY (@/andellaheartz).

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

Hey you know what. Facebook

uh huh

[incorrect-cloutchase]

MESSENGER: Hey dad, when you get a chance can you send me that photo of you wearing a crop top and short shorts. I've been missing you a lot lately and it would really help

FACEBOOK: You're not whoring me out to 10,000 people

FACEBOOK: Nice try son

[void-of-the-moon]

Facebook

Im too tired to make his intro as detailed as i made spotifys so here is just a drawing of him

(Dont be fooled by the hair on the sides on top of his head hes BALD)

He needs his meds he keeps yelling "BACK IN MY DAY" at people who are younger then him

(I also dont have a clue on how to draw old people)

[charactooling]

Public Service Announcement: Beware of the fake Twitter

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Late screenshot dump/review for Cloutchase Vol 4!

Here are the previous three installments: [1][2][3]

Hey everybody! It's been a while, about 7 months since I've last been remotely active in this fanbase, but this past weekend I played Vol 4 with my friends and I am here to share my favorite screenshots! I will of course start this post off with some spoiler-free teasers to encourage others to play the game themselves!

And now it's time for the rambles!

This session was quite unique since I had two friends with me this time!

"Homestuck is too problematic lets to Danganronpa" oh I just know you guys put that in on purpose. I only ever saw the Danganronpa anime once but my friend immediately knew who they were going to dress up as and she was right haha

Honestly I love how Snapchat has a permanent dog filter on. My other friend who joined us today gave him the most perfect voice that I can barely attempt to describe. I called it "Irish-Canadian stoner" if that helps you imagine it

Backrooms reference *airhorns*!!!! It was kinda funny when TikTok just abandons the player in favor of egg theft, but what I think desperately needs to be talked about is the alleged missing lion man. Who is he? Where did he go? I have to know!

I spent a good 5 minutes rambling about Musical.ly's character design before I realized they're TikTok pre-transition. They look so fashionable tho! Can I get the raw files of these photos?

YOOOO VINE GETS NEW SPRITES!!!! I like how he's behind the times because he's been dead for a while haha

This is the best possible timeline I think

Tumblr looks FANTASTIC heck yeah

What did they mean by this?

Kinda love how Threads is a character and also kinda not a character. Design is peak tho

Get Gatsby'd! If I had a nickel for every time I was Gatsby'd this year I'd have two nickels-

Congrats on the gender! Genuinely though why did Twitter start looking infinitely more attractive to me after coming out as transfem? Like... she's so pretty now... but also exactly the same? Gender is a construct but holy cheese

I was literally trying to read the option choices and she cut me off ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff anyway hi Reddit. My friend had a surprisingly good Reddit voice (I'd describe it as incel meets gamer but less embarrassing somehow)

Old man Facebook! My friend had the WORST voice for Facebook... Imagine the creepiest old man asmr of your life

Kinda interesting that the Magical Girl sequence is part of the Bad Ending. My friends and I agreed that it was more of a Neutral End than a bad one. She looks great tho, I love the art in Instagram's route

Caught in 4k! This frame only appears for a split second haha

I really like how they characterized the creepy tracking of meta software this way. Instagram looks pleasant on the outside but underneath that top layer is a completely fake personality that covers another layer of invasive curiosity that covers another layer of genuine artistic enjoyment. That's so interesting! Anyway my friends and I started theorizing what the multicolored strings mean and we're stumped on the white bit between Amino and Kik-

I love Insta's photos, I like how they're physical polaroids. The logo on her bag is also the old Instagram logo! I need to see that full sized photo of Tumblr and Twitter tho-

Honestly didn't expect this ending but it's cute and I love it! Genuinely we should all be encouraged to post about our favorite simple pleasures rather than trying to appeal to the masses

Anyway before calling it a night we looked at some of the new bonus content (some of which is just stuff from the tumblr blog lol) and dang is Wikipedia so pretty in this screenshot

Actually my friend saw this next photo and said "he's just like me fr why don't I have that?" Honestly I can't wait for the Wikipedia route hahah

ANYWAY GET GATSBY'D FOR A THIRD TIME-

Or a second time if you aren't a Gravity Falls fan lol

Anyway, this volume was a lot of fun and I greatly enjoyed playing it! I like how TikTok's route had multiple activity choices and endings. It's kind of reminiscent of how much time you can accidentally waste on TikTok haha

Instagram's route being based on trying to maintain a level of perfection was interesting, as well as the Great Gatsby motifs. I laughed out loud when Waltz of the Flowers played because I'm hyperfixating on Princess Tutu rn and my friend is obsessed with Tchaikovsky so that was fun

Here's to the next volume! I can't wait to play it!

[khayymarley]

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[marthafucknspeaks]

A bitch doesn’t know if she wants to b in this relationship anymore. I’m stressed and mad a lot like tf do I needa b mad for @ 17. fuck this nigga and his games. I love him but lately I’ve been seeing how he actually treats me and it’s not great. We can play around n shit with the name calling but it’s only okay if we both knew it was coming. being called fucking useless for forgetting to do little shit is mad annoying. We’ve been dating 2 years and he hasn’t bought be a single thing. Idec that he hasn’t but idk we have jobs now and have had em for a while. So why after the two birthdays and one Christmas and Valentine’s Days does he feel the need to buy me a Christmas gift. My birthday was 2 weeks ago and he didn’t get me shit didn’t even hang out with me. LMFAO I just don’t see the point in caring now like what made him want to now? I just don’t get it so I asked “why are you getting me something now I don’t expect anything from you” and this nigga really said “ wym it’s Christmas nigga why wouldn’t I get you something?” In my head I’m like you didn’t even get me anything for my birthday so wtf does Christmas have to do with shit??? I responded with “ because you don’t b buyin me things” this nigga is so annoying for this next shit like I should really smack him for this shit he said “ I have money now so I can get u shit and it’s good you don’t expect things if I end up not being able to get anything” I really just was 😑 done I just wanted to go home at that point like nigga wtf is wrong with you. You’ll ask your mom for $20 to cop some bud but you couldn’t ask for $10 last year for any of these fucking holidays or my birthdays like are you deadass tryna tell me you really couldn’t get me shit for these two whole ass years bitch ? I must look like such a dumb bitch to him cuz WHO THE FUCK is bouta sit here with your unappreciative sneaky mean ass. I buy this nigga mad shit and b mad nice to him I’ve let mad shut slide I’ve put my fucking huge ass pride aside for him so much just to b treated like I’m nobody that shit hurts I want to feel loved by this nigga this is my first relationship bro it shouldn’t b like this. It’s not even just I want him to buy me just one fucking thing it’s how ungrateful this nigga is like I give you my everything I don’t associate with boys at all because that’s how you wanted it but you get to b extra friendly with bitches ??? I dropped my male friends for you I’ve had to tell ppl like no we can’t b friends my boyfriend wouldn’t like that like bro you go out of your way publicly to talk to bitches n flirt but when I call you out I’m just crazy and flipping shit ? I hate that shit then after all the fuck shit you put me through you wanna act like I’m the worst person ever when I do the same shit you do ? I’ve begged this nigga to please just act right for me and every time it’s ima change and I’m sorry but there’s no actual change I have my whole family who doesn’t know shit about you and doesn’t hear shit about you from me telling me to leave you bro you don’t wanna talk to me throughout the day and all you get excited for is sex and fucking Facebook like ur really a cloutchaser for F A C E B O O K . C O M wtf even is that fucking gay shit I hate it I’m not bouts pretend we don’t have good times but the bad times outweigh the good and that’s not okay with me I don’t wanna be mad all the time bro before it was worth it cuz at least you weren’t mean n shit but fr I wish you could feel what im feeling so you’d stop calling me dramatic and extra 12/2/19

[hunterowen97-blog]

Music Producer based outside of St. Louis, Missouri. This is a Euphoric based beat to life. Along with some of Sir$mokesAlot's memories from recent activities.

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[yungfinndawg]

Sup yall had to mix the remix for I miss the rage and master the track cuz some hoe said the slowed down version was trash It is out on @soundcloud and only @youtube link on bio I wanna get this song to ten views on both platforms by the end of tonight thank you guys for taking this journey wit me run dat shit up and Follow me on @facebook @twitter @tumblr & @reddit plus I'm going to be reposting your music on a Thanksgiving playlist plus I have a @bandlab in case yall wanna chat Follow me on @twitch and @tiktok Good luck out there much love #soundcloudmarketing #musicpromo #wshh #saycheesetv #lilpump #esketitt #worldstarhiphop #clout #cloutchaser #nojumperpodcast #donniehouston #slimthug #playboicarti #bigtony2100 #swishahouse #soundcloudrap #daygo #daygopush #sandiegohiphop #sandiegorap #westcoastartist #texasartist #westcoastrap #texasrap #sandiegorappers #daveeast #kendricklamar #explorepage #viralpost #saucewalka (at San Diego, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkhJNk4tbPk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

Hear me out: Cloutchase Mamma Mia au

ive never seen this movie before but i watched for this. idk if this even works the beeeeest… but i tried

sophie - wattpad || messenger

sky - webtoon || caard

the bridesmaids - quotev and tiktok || insta and threads

donna - ao3 || facebook

rosie - amino (fanfic adjacent right lol) || pirate bay

tanya - internet archive || limewire

bill - youtube || google

sam - wikipedia || linkedin

harry - tumblr || ebay

tho i should say i struggled to think ab how this would work in general bc of the premise of the plot. as i said in the comments… factory/test tube baby. dont worry about the specifics

[incorrect-cloutchase]

FACEBOOK: cough

FACEBOOKLOVER (LINKEDIN): Get well soon facebook <3

FACEBOOKHATER (MESSENGER): Stay ill

[charactooling]

smug ass mfs, I wish them nothing but death

[incorrect-cloutchase]

FACEBOOK: The youngins are "shipping" us I heard

LINKEDIN: To where?

FACEBOOK: I don't know

[incorrect-cloutchase]

FACEBOOK: Hey guys I just wanna say that I'm really happy to have met all of you and I'm glad to have you guys by my side going into this new year. 💙

INSTAGRAM: Fuck you

MESSENGER: Shut the fuck up

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

could you draw twitter and vine bonding time ? son and father ...

in cloutchase sites that buy other sites are considered employer-employee relationships (for example facebook and insta).

very rarely are there actual parent-child relationships, because that happens if an established site *creates* another one (google and google+). idk if we missed any, sometimes its just vibes tho like how threads is considered created by the parent company meta and acts as an assistant to insta rather than a full site.

even tho vine was bought by twitter before it actually launched, i still think of em as employer-employee. but thats not to say the father-son dynamic is improbable since vine was released to the public already owned by twitter. anyway heres the drawing: