#F/M pairing
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating#not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate#or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested#also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least#txt#scratchpost
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"Now you live in a secret bunker with an angel and Lucifer’s kid", AKA queering domesticity par excellence
#something capital-q Queer about the way they create a life within The Life unlike the heteronormative 'apple pie life' the show critiques#(and just the way they're masculine mlm never stereotyped into 'man/woman' roles even with constant parallels to m/f pairings)#it's barrier-breaking and they're very special to me 🥺#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spnedit#supernatural#spn#parallels#dean is bi#spn is queer#mine
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whats this specific type of pairing called and where can i find more of it immediately




#how to automatically make me like an m/f pairing#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy tv#pjo tv#the dragon prince#rayllum#tdp callum#tdp rayla#how to train your dragon#httyd hiccup#httyd astrid#hiccstrid#jake peralta#amy santiago#peraltiago#brooklyn 99#b99#brooklyn nine nine#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson
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goddd the trope of “we could always rely on each other and you were the person i trusted most in the world but then you chose someone else over me and our relationship has never been the same” always hits me so hard, but ESPECIALLY when there are queer undertones to relationship one but then heteronormativity wins out. like god it’s such a sucker punch. so many queer people have experienced that really close same sex relationship where you thought you were going to be with that person together, even if you didn’t even realize it was romantic at the time, but then they became interested in the opposite sex and everything changed.
#this is NOT an attack on bisexuality btw#bi people in m/f relationships are valid and please bring your straight bfs to pride and educate them#this goes for straight gfs as well but well. the debate wasn’t about them#anyway i hope my fifth grade best friend is doing well in her sorority#we were supposed to get married to a pair of best friends and buy houses next to each other and raise our kids as bffs#sometimes things don’t go according to plan#the two ships that inspired this post are insane actually dw about it#colindeli#shory#dimension 20#d20#the ravening war#colin provolone#thane delissandro katzon#deli katzon#come on provolone#cory matthews#shawn hunter#boy meets world#bmw#gmw#girl meets world#rilaya#also works#riley matthews#maya hart#writing#queer#gay#lesbian
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big fan of the “regular and good natured man x the most unfathomably powerful and incredible woman you’ve ever seen” ship dynamic
#team starkid is so good at getting me invested in m/f pairings like u don’t get it this rarely ever happens#i am a holloduke/holloweane enthusiast through and through. i am obsessed with them.#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#miss holloway#duke keane#holloduke#holloweane#team starkid#starkid
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Hihi! I went on anon cause my main blog is strictly sfw, but I promise I'm an adult(29). Anyways, I had this idea of Ascended Astarion teasing Tav/Reader in front of a mirror. He can't see himself, but loves the way Tav/Reader shudders under his touch and them getting more and more embarrassed because all they can see is themselves getting riled up by seemingly nothing, but when they look down, ofc they see his hands working magic across their body.
Lol ty for the clarification and ask! I've been needing some nsfw practice!
Ascended Astarion nsfw under the cut, 18 + warnings. Like this is not implied smut. It is smut, graphic. Possessive, obsessive, manipulative, bad vampire man who loves you. As much as he's capable of. Morally gray human Tav from the start to here. It's only downhill from here baby, m/f angle. But if that doesnt fufill the dream let me know and I can make a gender neutral/ gender nonspecfic no prob! And probably less intense too because this is angsty~~~
Like I went ham, this is a whole ass fic now💀
You frowned at yourself in the bedroom mirror, adjusting your hair for the umpteenth time. It still didn't look right, despite what felt like hours of practice that you'd put into the intricate style.
You sighed as let one of your braids fall down, dissatisfied with what you saw. You didn't exactly look the part of an all-powerful vampire's consort, or at least not with the company you've recently been keeping. But it turned out a significant part of taking over Baldur's Gate was trenched in politics, meetings, balls, social events created for the sole purpose of mind games.
It was exhausting, or at least it was for you. But Astarion seemed to take to it like a duck to water. This life suited him, one of power games and subterfuge, and more often than not, murder. Not that you minded. You were just happy that he was having fun. That he was finally free after all of those years of torment. Even if he was using that freedom for… less than savory ends.
But despite his goals, you had sworn to him that you would never stray. And you intended on making good on that promise.
You just wished that he didn't insist on you being there for all of his "business". You hadn't realized how literal he had been about the whole sitting in his lap plan. It had taken a half-hour conversation to even convince him that no, you would not be doing so in the nude. He still hadn't given up on convincing you off that plan, but you highly doubted that it would help with your current level of heightened insecurity.
Maybe you were worrying for no reason. It wasn't Astarion who made you feel out of place. Well… it was, but not because of anything he did. Just… who he had become. He was so different now, so much colder to everything and everyone but you. More calculating, less forgiving, and just perfect for working with the most dangerous individuals in the mortal plane.
You seemed to be the only living thing he could relax around anymore, the only person who could soften him. It was strange really. You used to remember his softer side, before the ritual. The way his heart would hurt for children and animals alike, despite his failed attempts to hide it. His soft spot for Karlach, those who were brave and brazen, always willing to do the right thing despite the risks. The kind smile he used to have, reserved for beautiful things like the sunrise, the sunset.
Gone, all of it. It was a fact that you didn't like to think about. What you both gave up, things could have been; there was no point to it anyway. It was over. You gave Astarion the choice, this is what came of that. So here you were, obsessing over your appearance in preparation for a meeting with a high-ranking devil.
How things had changed.
You had no idea if you would ever find a way to match up with the company he kept around these days. Maybe it was your own fault for surrounding yourself with otherworldly creatures, but it was hard not to feel inadequate.
It didn't help that whenever you even slightly alluded to that insecurity, Astarion was more than ready to remind you of your… "options".
"You can join us whenever you'd like my treasure," Astarion would say with a creeping grin, "Just one bite, and we can be sure you'll be mine forever. Would that be so bad?"
It was a tempting offer, one that you kept insisting on refusing. You loved Astarion more than anything. But… you wanted that love to stay your choice. An obligation you maintained of your own free will. It's not that you didn't trust him… but to be a spawn had too many implications for you to handle.
"What has you pouting sweet thing?"
You startled when hands suddenly settled on your hip, gripping through the thin fabric of your nightdress. You looked back, relaxing the slightest bit to see Astarion smiling down at you, amused at the fact he'd managed to sneak up on you through the mirror.
"You said you weren't going to do that anymore," You whined as you leaned back into him, your eyes turning back to the mirror. You could see the fabric of your slip indented under his hands, ghost-like without his actual image reflecting back.
"I lied," Astarion said simply, leaning down to breathe you in from the crook of your neck, "Now what are you thinking about pet? I can tell something's on your mind."
You bit your lip, debating for a moment if you should tell him or not. But it's not like he would let it drop, and he was way too good at being able to tell when you were lying. Might as well come clean.
You sighed, "I don't…I don't know if I'm cut out for this."
You expected him to huff at you, maybe even laugh. But instead, the grip he had on you tightened, hard enough to make you gasp. You could feel his fangs scraping against your delicate skin, scratching hard enough to cause pinpricks of blood to bead out.
"And why would you ever think a thing like that?" Astarion asked, his voice harsh and low, "Where else would you be if not by my side hm? Please, enlighten me."
You gulped, your heart rate starting to pick up. You hadn't meant it like that, "That's not what I meant-"
"Then what else could it have meant?" Astarion shot back, his hands digging into you, surely ready to leave finger-shaped bruises. Suddenly he was using that same grip to drag you backward to the bed, effortlessly settling you between his spread legs.
All while managing to still be right in sight of the mirror. You could feel your cheeks redden as his hands started to wander, unceremoniously tugging down the straps of your nightdress to reveal your chest. That was another thing about life after the ritual that had been a surprise, just how different Astarion's sex drive was. It's not like he was a prude before, far from it, but now he was insatiable. Always ready and willing to touch you whenever the urge struck him. Often enough for you to eventually come to the thrilling, if not slightly disturbed realization, that… he was training you. Training your body to always want his touch.
And tonight was no different. You could already feel yourself getting wet, and he had barely done anything yet. But then suddenly he was pinching your nipple harshly, hissing in your ear, "I expect an answer when I ask you a question darling."
You bit back a moan, trying to remember what you were even arguing about as he started to play with your breasts, "I-I didn't mean it like that. I just… I don't want to embarrass you."
It was humiliating to admit but it was true. Not many people of Astarion's caliber insisted on a singular lover. There were so many people after him now, people with more power, more beauty, and grace. You didn't match up. You couldn't.
"Nonsense," Astarion dismissed, his hands wandering down to tear off more of your clothing, "Look at you. You were made for this life. Made for me. You're gorgeous."
The compliments mixed with the harsh feeling of his hands ripping your nightdress in two was quite the experience. You could feel his own hardness pressing into your backside, twitching as he threw your ruined clothing to the side.
Then he was gripping your chin, forcing your head back up to stare into the mirror in front of you, "I said look."
You obeyed, eyes widening at what you saw. It was so strange to see yourself like this, fully exposed with your legs spread apart, flushed and panting. It nearly gave the illusion that your very image was what was causing the wetness between your legs, instead of the invisible man toying with you.
You swallowed, your throat dry as Astarion's hands wandered lower, a feather-light touch tracing up and down your slit, "You are everything. The sole reason that I'm the man I am today. There is nowhere else you should be than right here."
"But-" You gasped, your words interrupted by a sharp slap to your inner thigh. You could see your skin start to redden in the mirror, a perfect imprint left in it's wake.
"Darling, are you questioning my judgment? What on earth made you think that was a good idea?"
You frantically shook your head, moaning when his fingers delved deeper, playing with your slick folds, "I-I'm not. I didn't- I'm sorry."
You whined as he roughly pinched your clit, his other hand moving upward to do the same to your heaving chest.
He was starting to grind his hardness against you, a tease of more to come as he murmured in your ear, "There's my good girl. Was that so hard?"
You shook your head, gasping as he finally dipped his long fingers into your cunt. You were already so sensitive, humiliatingly close in a matter of minutes.
"So gorgeous," Astarion sighed, staring straight ahead to the sole image of you, whimpering as he finger-fucked your pussy, "So needy. Can you see how wet you are pet?"
You could, you were leaking around his fingers, that needy, intense feeling getting more and more intense by the moment. It was so embarrassing seeing yourself like this, enough so that you snapped your eyes shut.
A bad idea. Astarion tutted at you, landing another sudden and hard slap to your thigh, "None of that. I told you to look. Or else."
You snapped your eyes back open, watching yourself whimper and gasp as you were played with, the harsh movement of his hand jostling your breasts. You weren't going to last much longer, not with the image of you being taken apart, the feeling of him inside you, the mean edge to your love's words.
"You're such a silly little thing, aren't you?" Astarion growled, fucking you harder and faster. You were so close, but you weren't stupid enough to come without permission. Not after what he did the last time, "Doubting me. Do you really think I don't know what's best for you? What's best for us?"
"No," You whimpered, your hips arching backward to rub harder into his erection, "You're right, I-I'm yours. C-Can I come now? Please?"
"Beg me and maybe I'll think about it," Astarion meanly laughed, relishing in the gush of slick his harshness coaxed from between your legs, "Beg and apologize. Apologize for doubting us. For doubting me."
You could barely get the words out through your own gasps, tears prickling in the corner of your eyes, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I-I didn't mean it!"
"Good girl," Astarion huskily laughed, using a clever thumb to rub over your swollen clit, "Now tell me you love me."
"I love you," You said easily, meaning every word, "I love you more than anything.
"Tell me you'll never leave me. Ever."
There was something else behind that promise. An obvious implication that your fucked-out brain was too distracted to see.
"Never," You promised, reaching back for you him. You curled your fingers into his hair. pulling his head down to press his mouth against your throat. An open invitation, "I'll always be with you."
Astarion groaned against your skin, his fangs so close to piercing, "Precious pet, how could I ever want anything else? Come darling, you've earned it."
Then he was biting you, the brief flash of pain the perfect trigger for you to fall over the edge. You came with an embarrassingly high-pitched whine, slumping back into Astarion as he drank from your throat.
You looked as much of a mess as you felt, the stickiness between your thighs glistening in the light. You watched yourself, whimpering as Astarion slipped his fingers out. Just to tap them against your lips, forcing them into your mouth to suck on.
You moaned around them, light-headed as Astarion popped off of your throat. You sighed as he licked at the wound, enjoying the brief moment of rest. You weren't naive enough to think that you were done yet. Not when Astarion was still hard, his cock pulsing against you.
"See?" Astarion huskily laughed, licking the blood off of his lips while he played with your tongue, "You're perfect. Perfect and mine."
#astarion#ascended astarion#astarion x reader#astarion x tav#baldur's gate 3#asks#check the intro warnings#graphic#m/f pairing
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If there’s even a whiff of romance between Mel and Langdon by the way I WILL be sending HBO a strongly worded letter about cheap narrative twists for shock value
#the pitt#once—just once—and I realize this is rare for me#I do want an m/f pairing to be platonic#it can be intense and complex and emotionally charged#but if their clothes come off I riot
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bothering him after work <3
#zenless zone zero#zzz#zzzero#zzz seth#seth zzz#seth lowell zzz#jane doe#jane doe zzz#zzz jane doe#zzz art#i was too lazy to draw his proper pubsec gear so. off duty it is!#fun fact this was inspired by Wrong Way by Sublime since it's been trending lately and was stuck in my head#she wants him sooooo bad but he's so scared of being disrespectful that he just does everything but look at what she wants him to#they're bi4bi. btw. this is not a straight ship in the slightest#as is with all my m/f pairings
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i feel like the reason i ship f/m where they're only supposed to be friends is bc writers actually develop their relationship and we see why they get along and care abt each other vs when they throw a man and a woman together and go "yeah obviously they're gonna kiss bc it's a man and woman"
#like heteronormativity literally stops writers from developing a GOOD f/m ship#anytime ppl go 'why do u ship them cant mem and women be just friends' bc the romantic options SUCK#the friendship and banter with the 'just friends' pair show better chemistry#yes this is abt garcia and morgan
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YAAAAY i finished the design exercise for Wilderwest. I dont think i'm actually going to do anything with this OCverse, but I wanted to sketch the whole idea out.
The concept is a magic wild west/americana setting that follows three sets of characters. Furnace and Lignite as they explore the nature of magic ore that pulled them into the world, Sonora and Sierra on a revenge path to kill a magician named Chupacabra, and Alto and Cirrus as they trek around the content to find the vulture mother responsible for weather.



#my art#also dont look at me i know this is almost an identical design concept to alliacea just with a wild west flavor#Sonora and Sierra are the most fun to think about bc theyre just like...pansy academics in their 50s#but this guy curses all their friends so theyre like well. i already got tenure so guess we'll take a sabbatical to go murk this guys ass#also as a footnote sonora and sierra will be the ONE and only singular M/F pairing i will ever write#theyve been married for 25 years
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Wrt shipping & “why do they gotta be gay why cant they be friends” I will say: if you flipped the gender of one of the characters, would you still have that knee jerk reaction of “let them be friends” or would you more easily see how some of their moments could be interpreted as romantic?
#I have thoughts that I don’t feel up to articulating beyond this and also I think arguing over ships is stupid. idc.#personally I enjoy my own brand of annoying which is ‘why can’t they just be friends’ for m/f pairings.#I’m not heterophobic. some of my friends are straight. even my parents are. I just don’t agree with the lifestyle.#mine#insert megamind ‘why can’t ppl be friends without ppl saying they are gay or lesbo’ gif here#I think you should just have fun and be yourself ok? ok.
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people who reduce relationships between a male and female character to “sibling dynamic” are weak and won’t survive the coming winter
#yes this is about willowson#not a vaguepost about anyone in particular I just see this soooo much#I have to speak my truth#genuinely WHAT about them says sibling. I don’t get it#black hair = sibling?#so are maxwell and charlie sibling dynamic now too or what#I think you guys just can’t enjoy m/f pairings#ship what you want idc I’m not number one willowson fan but omg it drives me crazy the way this fandom treats m/f pairings#you are allowed to not like ships#what you are not allowed to do is be shitty to people who like pairings between characters you THINK are siblings#despite there being literally nothing in canon that says this is true im sorry#just say you think willow is a carpet muncher exclusively and move on PLEASE#its ok. I promise#dst#dont starve#dont starve together#wilson dst#willow dst#im not mad trust I just have to say something about this or I’ll die its so annoying !!!!
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Time to rewatch the Lunter episodes so I can have my bi4bi m/f fix...
#lunter#I like how TOH puts in ship fuel for them but didn't have enough time to like... put focus on it#They couldn't actually explore Luz's and Hunter's dynamic like that#but they for sure could parallel them with Caleb and Evelyn... which they did#like wow Dana did that just for the bisexuals.#maybe I will even watch Luz and Hunter break up in WAD...#anyway#I am trying to Write a Thing and I need a little bit of bi4bi m/f inspiration#and Luz and Hunter are the closest thing I got to a pairing like that...
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❝ i got a little crush on somebody 💚 elphaba&fiyero
crush - genia | watch on youtube
#wicked#elphaba thropp#fiyero tigelaar#fiyeraba#valentine's day#cant wait for as long as your mine !!! leave it to a gay man and a queer woman to absolute eat as a m/f pairing. TRUE musical theater thing#myvideos#wicked edit#fanvid
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i think nephset is very fun to think about and analyze because nephthys basically revolves around seth (and seth to nephthys in a similar vein) (minus the whole "being hypnotized by osiris and forced to carry their baby (anubis) and lying to seth about it. which is not really her fault) (also i dont care what anyone else says anubis is seths son) but i find it very odd that when present day nephseth is brought up especially in the newer chapters theres this. pushback to it. and the reason why really feels like its because she gets in the way of the yaoi rather than it being the fact that they probably would not work together anymore
like dont get me wrong. i currently believe that seth and nephthys cannot come together again without it being really awkward. it has been awkward for so long and their relationship has been strained so much by seths insanity that it definitely does not work. if it were to work they would need intense couples counciling (that would also not exist). however i feel like most people struggle to realize you can both ship/like/think about nephseth along with horuseth and it doesnt devalue the latter at all
#ennead#nephseth is one of the few m/f pairings i really like. mostly because its nostalgically sweet#but also consider the fact i dont really fw horuseth at all Lol. Lmfao even.#my seth otp is seth/nobody because i think he deserves to grow and change as a person without having to lean on anyone#of course horuseth exists because seth NEEDS to lean on someone. aka horus who offers it willingly#but i feel like once hes worked through a big chunk of his trauma he would really benefit by not having romance or family on his mind#for once#nephthys also does deserve better. why are bl fans lowkey misogynistic sometimes#idk nobodys happy in ennead in the end i think. its all just fucking misery here#also yes i have seen this argument against nephseth on twitter for this very reason and im like Hm. okay.#txt#ramblings of an insane man
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