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Chris Bearde produced this labored cross between Laugh-In and Benny Hill in 1983.
It featured many Yuk Yuk's comedians including Jim Carrey, Evan Carter, Chas Lawther, Katie Ford, and Steve Brinder.
#Jim Carrey#Evan Carter#Chas Lawther#Katie Ford#yuk yuks#chris bearde#history of canadian comedy#vhs
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What's in the box?
#there's so much going on here i'm obsessed. pca new weird little guy of the year perhaps. also lawrence butler psychic perchance?#baseball#willy adames#corbin carroll#jordan lawlar#vinnie pasquantino#pete crow-armstrong#brent rooker#kevin alcántara#christopher morel#will benson#evan carter#elly de la cruz#lawrence butler#adbert alzolay#william contreras#reggie crawford#jackson chourio#kendall williams#jordan wicks#los angels dodgers#milwaukee brewers#arizona diamondbacks#san francisco giants#chicago cubs#oakland athletics#cincinnati reds#texas rangers#*baseball
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PLZ I NEED MORE OF EVAN CARTER
Character: Evan Carter, Andrew and Eli
Scenario: You are gone for the time being and can’t take Andrew to the first birthday party he’s been invited to since you arrived. Now your sweet husband is the one who has to accompany your son in your place.
Pressing down the pedal and steering the wheel in the right direction, Evan drove the car with the assigned destination in mind. The other week, his wife had come home after picking up Andrew at school and revealed that he'd been invited too a classmate's birthday party and parents were allowed to come as well. The plan was for all of them to attend, but it so happened that his sweetheart had something come up at work and she sadly couldn't be present. This meant that Evan had to take the kid to the party by himself.
Personally, he didn't want to go in the first place since he doesn't care for making friendly relations with others, but her enthusiasm at the invite left him with no choice but comply. It was the first sign they wee beginning to be accepted into the community of other families and he didn't want to ruin things by saying no. Especially since it seemed so important to (Y/n). While Evan wasn't fond of the idea, there was something that made it worth it; Andrew's obvious disdain toward the suggestion.
The man first believed the boy would politely reject it, to his curiosity the opposite happened. Andrew actually said yes. The dark haired man supposed he didn't want to disappoint her either. Due to circumstances little Eli would be joining in on the fun too.
Now, the three of them sat in silence inside the vehicle, Evan driving, Andrew reading one of the books he'd gotten as a gift from his mother and Eli squirming in the backseat. The baby wasn't at all happy to be strapped in his seat with little to no entertainment, not to mention that his mama was no where to be seen. Upset, he started crying and wiggling around, snot running down his nose. As he was driving, Evan could no nothing as his young son screamed in the back of the veichle.
Now he wished he put him in the front beside him but it was to late to do anything about it now, the only option was to ask Andrew to play the part of big brother for once, even though he would rather throw himself in the Nile.
"Could you help me a bit, kid?" He tilted his head back in order for the sound to travel better while trying to keep his eyes on the road, and reached his hand to pat Eli's head. The attempted comfort didn't work like he had hoped.
No audible response came from Andrew which irked the man, but he ignored it and went again. "Did you hear me?"
Nothing. The child said nothing and simply flipped a page in his book, taking all the time in the world to read the paragraph. If his dear wife had been in the car with them she would have scolded her older son and he wouldn't have to do something, she wasn't here though. Frowning, he said in a warning tone,"Andrew."
He sighed in frustration and closed the book, "What?'' The boy glared at his step-father and then turned it to his brother who was still bawling beside him. Ugh, couldn't he have been sat in the front? What a mess the baby was, it was already awful enough to be forced to attend some dumb classmate's birthday party.
''Can you comfort your brother, I'm driving so I can't?''
Andrew glanced back at the infant and clenched his teeth. He prepared to nicely turn down the offer, yet something in Evan's expression stopped him. Huffing he did as told and reluctantly petted Eli's head, who calmed after just a few minutes and started sucking on his fingers like most babies do. In the front the father smiled at the scene he viewed in the rear-view mirror, ''that wasn't so hard now was it?''
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Finally after the uncomfortable car ride the three of them rolled up in a clean drive way, multiple other cars were already parked there, however Evan managed to squeeze in. Getting out he went to open the door and unbuckle Eli, Andrew got out on his own on the opposite side. The adult proceeded to take the prepared gift in hand and venture inside the fairly large house. Through the window you could spot some people walking or standing around, the party has already started it seemed. Stepping on the porch, the dark haired man turned to face the young boy and told him, "you better behave now and make sure to engage with some kids, it will please your mother. She really wants this new life to go well, and the best way to ensure that is by creating new contacts and maintaining good relationships between us and people."
Andrew scoffed but found himself nodding in understanding anyway. Evan ringed the doorbell and waited for someone to open the front door and let them in, as he did he carefully held his baby close to his chest in a protective and loving manner.
''Oh, hello. You must be Evan!'' A woman had slung to door wide open energetically. She wore a soft pink dress and had her hair in a bun atop her head in an elegant style. He guessed she was the hostess of this celebration. Looking at the boy she said, "and of course young master Andy too-''
''It is Andrew, Mrs. Dan.'' He answered cooly, not wanting anyone else than (Y/n) to refer to him by his nickname.
''-oh, my bad then hehe.'' The woman apologised and awkwardly tried to laugh the thing off, finding his apathetic attitude unusual. Most children who came across her often took to her quickly because of her fun personalty. A gurgle drew her attention back up again and her eyes found the infant's. ''My goodness, is that perhaps the little Eli I've been hearing so much about?''
''Yes, this is our son."
"He is adorable." She awed, "well don't just stand there, come in!"
The moment Evan set a foot inside a group of kids bolted passed him, nearly crashing into him. Startled, he retreated backwards as he covered Eli's head in a defensive act.
"Kids calm down, there is a baby here! Be careful!'' Mrs. Dan screamed after the group. With an exhale she apologised to her guest, "I'm terribly sorry, Josh must have gotten them riled up. He always go a little crazy on his birthday, haha."
He swallowed his irritated expression and said instead, "It's alright."
Continuing to walk deeper into the home they spotted many decorations, on the walls and tables and shelves. In the living room sat all the adults around a table, they were chatting loudly and laughing, adding to the happy aura of the place.
"This is Evan and Andrew, (Yn)'s family." She added at the end, clearing up their identities.
The other guests nodded in acknowledgement. The host brought out a chair for him to sit on and he thanked her. Then she said to her younger guest, "the other children are probably upstairs, it won't be hard to find them I promise."
Andrew frowned and asked, "I'm not really feeling up to playing today, would it be okay if I stayed here?" He'd die if he was forced to handle some spoiled brats, they'd drain is energy like leeches. Though he would much rather be at home then anywhere else it was more preferable to be with the adults. Andrew thought if he played it off as feeling a little under the weather he'd get away with it, sadly it didn't go as planned.
"Oh, I guess that if you're-"
"No I think you'll be fine, it'll be good for you to get to know your classmates better." Evan interrupted Mrs. Dan, he continued, "I did give you some aspirin before, you'll be fine." He insisted, and Mrs. Dan supposed she couldn't disagree with the child's parent, he must know best after all.
The boy could not express how he wanted to throw the stupidly sugared cake in his face, instead of acting upon his thoughts he simply gave him a wry smile and complied. Right as he was ushered upstairs he sent one last look of exasperation in his step-father's direction. As soon as the youth was out of sight the other parent's broke their previous conversations and regarded the newcomer.
"So, how long have you been married?'' A blonde woman asked while sipping on a cup of coffee.
"A little more than a year." Evan bounced his baby and wiped a scant amount of drool trailing down the corner of his mouth.
"That isn't very long."
"I suppose..." continuing to busy himself with Eli in hope to endure their troublesome company, but a few of them appeared to be more persistent than what he thought.
"Well, I don't mean to pry, though I am curious to who the boy's father is.'' She glanced to the steps leading to the floor above, where all the younger individuals resided, obviously talking about Andrew. For someone who apparently didn't want to stick their nose into othet people's bussiness she sure stared at him with an awful inquisitive aspect.
"He was..my wife's former partner." Wanting to leave the subject at that the dark haired man spoke a curt and short sentence.
"Yes yes, that is obvious, the boy looks nothing like you after all. But what happened?"
"I don't know."
He does, he made sure to know everything about your past.
"Really, you sure he didn't...eh...leave..?"
''No, he did not leave."
The mood changed and the temperature dropped several degrees. Why was it that she didn't understand how he didn't want to talk about that topic. He didn't enjoy bringing up the past one bit. It was mainly because of his jealousy towards your former lover, the man lit a flame of resentment inside his chest and had him clenching his fists.
"Then he died? He must have otherwise (Y/n) wouldn't have married you-"
'Crash!'
The loud smash echoed in the house and pulled everyone out of the tension and pointed their attention towards the second floor, where the crash had come from. A second of stillness, and then the adults rushed to get on the stairs first, trampling on each others feet in the process. When they reached the room to where the sound originated, all got to see what had caused the ruckus. Inside the room a table was tipped over on its side, the vase planted on it laying on the floor in a depressing state but luckily not broken. In the middle of this was none other than the boy this feast was orchestrated for.
Josh's eyes welled up in tears and he cradled his right arm in pain. Mrs. Dan ran over to him and shreiked at his injured arm. "W-what happened?''
"H-he did it.." Josh raised his good arm and pointed at Andrew, calling him out as the culprit. The boy in question looked down at the floor, letting his bangs cover his expression and having it unknown to any other than himself. He said nothing as the guests whispered around him, surprised that he would do something like that, he didn't seem the type since he was always so polite otherwise. Evan would have pinched the bridge of his nose if he could, now he carried Eli with him so that wasn't possible.
It wasn't long until the Carter family sat in the car again. Evan couldn't care less about the brat who hurt himself in whatever fight the kids had gotten themselves in. His concern now was how he would explain things to his wife.
“Worst party ever?”
“Yes, definitely.”
#Evan Carter#male yandere#oc#short story#toxic#yandere oc#husband yandere#yandere son#platonic yandre#birthday party#obsessed#bad relationships#possesive#baby#Andrew oc#Evan Carter oc#Crispydeluxe#my oc#fiction#short fic#family time#reader not presant#characters
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And after about an hour or so she wants to go on a date with him...
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World Series portraits of the 2023 champions
#texas rangers#marcus semien#corey seager#josh jung#nathaniel lowe#jordan montgomery#evan carter#max scherzer#josh sborz#jacob degrom#mlb players
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Happy Valentine's from your fav World Series Champs 💞⚾
#texas rangers#adolis Garcia#evan carter#corey seager#max scherzer#josh sborz#josh jung#josh Smith#(so many joshes)#Nathaniel lowe#leody taveras#that was a lot of people#baseball#❤️❤️❤️#i love them#also i stole this grom rangers twitter if you dont like the jokes talk to them not me >:(
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put it in the louvre
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Dutch Lion's 2024 MLB Preview
Dutch Lion shares his MLB Preview, including his W/L predictions, Playoff teams, and even his 2024 World Series Champion selection.
Dutch Lion’s 2024 MLB Preview Here we are, another change of seasons, another Spring. That means today it might be 30 and snowy, while tomorrow might bring 70 and sun. Get out your lawn mowers and your pruners. It’s time to prep for the upcoming Summer. This means eyeblack, batting gloves, and helmet nachos. Don’t forget about sunblock, sunglasses, and hopefully… sun. Boomsticks anyone? Only $29…
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#1983 World Series#2024 MLB Playoffs#2024 World Series#Aaron Judge#Aaron Nola#Anthony Castrovince#Baltimore Orioles#Bobby Miller#Brandon Hyde#Bryce Harper#Cal Ripken#Corey Seager#David Bell#Evan Carter#Jackson Chourio#Los Angeles Dodgers#MLB#MLB.com#Mookie Betts#New York Mets#Pablo Lopez#Philadelphia Phillies#Shohei Ohtani#Texas Rangers#World Series#Zack Wheeler
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Matthew Sweet Live Preview: 4/5, Metro, Chicago
Photo by Evan Carter
BY JORDAN MAINZER
Tonight, at Metro, power pop aficionado Matthew Sweet returns to Chicago after over 5 years away. Though his most recent album was 2021's underrated Catspaw, and he is purportedly at work on a new studio record, it's actually a different recent item he shared that has me excited. Earlier this year, Sweet released his July 4, 1993 show from Grant Park, recorded by Metro Mobile Recording for WXRT. The show consisted of songs from his 1991 breakout Girlfriend, yes, but also much of Altered Beast, which would come out weeks later.
You can tell from the recording why it's considered one of Sweet's best-ever shows. Though you can imagine the crowd melting on a hot day as two of the first four songs played were slower in tempo and likely unfamiliar, yet to have their studio versions drop, it's clear concertgoers ate up the band. Television's Richard Lloyd, who lent his axe to Girlfriend, plays lead guitar, while Tony Marsico's (Cruzados, Bob Dylan) on bass and Will Rigby's (the dB's) on drums. They add dynamic riffs and meaty fills on "The Ugly Truth", and their mammoth breakdown on "Evangeline" generates applause from an audience charmed by the song's otherwise bright, buoyant melodies. And even the slinkier, more psychedelic tunes like "Do It Again" and "Reaching Out" are crystal clear. The whole collection was remixed and remastered from the original DAT source by engineer Brian Kehew, and you can hear not just Sweet's banter but even moments of crowd chatter. At one point, someone says, "Nice to see you, bro, let's get lunch," like it's an outtake from "Undone (The Sweater Song)".
Of course, though devoted fans were probably foaming at the mouth hearing so much new material, the Girlfriend songs were the unabashed highlights of the set, from the Rolling Stones strut of "Does She Talk?" to the epic, cascading "Divine Intervention". When Sweet introduces the title track, he says, "If there's any song of mine you know, this might be the one," and for good reason: He never wrote another earworm quite like it. Funny enough, Lloyd did not play lead guitar on the album version (it was Robert Quine), but his distorted solo here absolutely rips. By the time Sweet plays the final two songs of the afternoon, covers of John Lennon's "Crippled Inside" and The Troggs' "I Want You", you get a true sense of his appreciation for pop music and songwriting, and at the moment he was on stage, he was the one on top.
Not to say he won't be great tonight! Sweet should deliver an excellent set. Singer-songwriter Abe Partridge opens. Doors at 7:00 PM, show at 8.
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#live picks#matthew sweet#metro#abe partridge#wxrt live in grant park chicago IL july 4 1993#evan carter#catspaw#grant park#wxrt#metro mobile recording#girlfriend#altered beast#television#richard lloyd#tony marisco#cruzados#bob dylan#will rigby#the db's#brian kehew#the rolling stones#robert quine#john lennon#the troggs
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Steve Rogers + canonically longing for Peggy Carter through constant and consistent characterization during the time he was without her.
#chris evans#steve rogers#captain america#chrisevansedit#evansedit#weheartchrisevans#marveledit#steverogersedit#mcuedit#dailymarvelgifs#captainsamerica#mine#usermelanie#userzo#tuserhan#userashe#userraffa#nessa007#userrlaura#avengers: endgame#whatelsecanwedonow#userelysia#capedit#deadpool#marvel#peggy carter#steggy#steggyedit
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Evan Carter was the first Black comic to emerge in the Canadian stand-up scene in the 1970s.
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Evan Carter takes 32. Last worn by John King earlier this season.
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"LIVE FROM THE POOL DECK" INTERVIEW WITH CANADIAN COMEDY ICON, EVAN CARTER
EVAN CARTER is one of my all-time favourite comedians. When I worked as agent for Toronto’s Yuk Yuk’s Komedy Klub back in the 80s, he was my go-to guy for corporate gigs when the client required a clean comic, and he was a brilliant MC for in-house shows as well as gigs across the country – Evan was always reliable and could deliver the goods no matter who the audience may be. Back then, record…
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Macie decided to pay a welcome visit to her new neighbour...
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Ezekiel Duran teaching some of his teammates Spanish
#leave wyatt alone#he's trying zeke 😭#ezekiel duran#travis jankowski#evan carter#wyatt langford#texas rangers
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#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#marvel mcu#mcu fandom#mcu#sebastian stan#steve rogers#captain america#bucky barnes#winter soldier#the winter soldier#marvel memes#marvel multiverse#mcu memes#stucky#captain america civil war#captain america brave new world#sharon carter#captain america the winter soldier#avengers#peggy carter#marvel fandom#the avengers#thor#meme#chris evans
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