"is he REALLY your comfort character if youre crying over him all the time?"
YES!!! THE PAIN IS PART OF THE COMFORT!!!!! THE SUFFERING IS THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL SOB UNTIL THE DAY THE EARTH OPENS ITS UNHOLY JAWS AND CONSUMES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethan Seed: YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER.
The Judge's inner monologue: Your Uncle John forced me to say 'yes' to him at the altar, your Uncle Jacob gaslit me into being his only, I used to hotbox Bliss with their adoptive sister, and I am fucking your dad. I am your mom and your aunt! Now stop praying on his downfall, and help me set up the dinner table!