#Ethan Allen

[thegikitiki]

Living Room Decor, 1969

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore, Michigan, USA

By Ethan Allen

[sleepybamboo]

I just love that there was once an ice cream flavor dedicated to Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys— Too bad it’s in the flavor graveyard now.

[salmonthecat]

[elegantzombielite]

"In those parts of the world where learning and science has prevailed, miracles have ceased; but in such parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue."

Ethan Allen, revolutionary (21st January 1738-1789)

[tricornonthecob]

These take too long

LK 107: Green M&M Bois

(pt1)(pt2)(pt3)(pt4)(pt5)

Wait hold up. Y'all get jumped, bound, gagged, and kidnapped, you demand to speak with the manager, and as soon as you have the opportunity the first thing you ask about is real estate??? Sarah. Honey. You were briefed about this.

James you ADHD impulse-control-deficient ass, read the room.

You gotta correct him like a puppy.

She. Has. A. Point. Y'all.

"...are we the baddies?"

That doesn't... that doesn't make it better, bro.

Dude. Creepy.

Failed the sleight of hand check.

Buddy that is a 15/16 year old girl you're taking out all this frustration on. Do you feel like a big man now?

James quit being an ass, yes your sarcastically written notes will probably be very funny in hindsight but your friend is getting creeped on.

I... I really don't like LK Ethan Allen. This feels real smarmy, appealing to an impressionable teenager in order to sow division in this friend group of, and I repeat myself, teenagers.

"How are the Grants homes?"

"Oh them? Yeah. They're fine I guess."

oh now he protecc?

Sounds like someone is real into Sovereign Citizen rhetoric.

Kidnap and arson. The usual.

God I hate him. Can I punch him?

Fucking hell bro, this is some Neegan shit.

lookit the balls of steel on this girl omg. Don't fuck with a Phillips.

... well, no, you built the house for shelter, but go on, I guess.

Its unclear to me how that quite works, also are y'all gonna like, spray down the surrounding area to keep the housefire contained and not start a forest fire, or....

Look at this fanboy. James the hunky designer furniture in the shape of a man with undeniable charisma talking about political philosophy is a shithead please stop ogling him like that.

Ah now he's starting to see?

oh no. Impressionable teenage boy with misplaced anger gets swayed by charismatic tough guy. A tragedy as old as time :(

You are. Arguing with. A Teenager.

god I keep forgetting teenagers can be such assholes.

I'm just gonna hop in here and let y'all know that not only did this show introduce me to OTP with Sarah/James, it also introduced me to NOTP with Sarah/Arnold. If its your otp I'm not gonna yuck your yum but it rubs me VERY INCORRECTLY and I will have a visceral reaction every time anything borders on it.

That being said I can also see where themes can be spun from her having a misguided crush on who she would likely see as an older man that occupies a very specific niche of Proper, Organized, Effective Military Leader Of Men. Something something redcoat dad issues incarnate. I'm pretty sure that's the point of why the LK team chose to present it in this fashion and though its my NOTP, I can dig it from this perspective.

That being said James' crush on Ethan Allen mirrors her crush on Benedict Arnold. They both are crushing on terrible older men lol. Huh, I see what you did there, writers. I see you.

[turtleislandhistory]

May 10, 1775

Ethan Allen and Colonel Benedict Arnold lead The Green Mountain Boys to capture Fort Ticonderoga in New York.

[pettyshippen]

Libertys Kids Through a Stoned Girls Eyes

Green Mountain Boys

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ethan Allen and Benedict Arnold at the same time is too much for the ovaries.

You can smash someone head in like a grape on a printing press.

Sarahs really determined to make a home with her family in the us.

Ethan Allen writes emo poetry

If only James had lived to see the moon landing.

Sarah you dumb bitch

Sarah “I’d like to speak to a manager” Phillips 🤦🏻‍♀️

You’re one to talk about stealing land Ethan you pastry dough

The Little Redcoat

You gon learn today little redcoat

Sarah just straight up gripping Allens arm and its as thick as a branch.

Sarah squared up with Allen, she’s that ballsy.

And here he is, the sexy traitor.

This is how Sarah met one of her stories villains

Allen is built like a Geodude.

“Ok sir, I understand” *fingers crossed behind back*

Oh course, our girl is gonna do what she wants.

I bet Arnold felt pathetic when he realized he failed to make a teenage girl obey him.

Bro came out in his pajamas and said fuck it here you go.

Tom doesn’t give a fuck

Little French weasel oui oui

I could go for some pancakes rn but I already ate too much.

The Second Continental Congress

Here comes the Big G.

James these are colonial times, of course you’re on horseshit duty.

James how do you not know that Paul is a Nigerian prince that needs you to store some money

This guy is a million red flags.

James would definitely be fooled by an internet scammer.

Paul wtf are you doing.

SIT DOWN JOHN

James gettin his ass whooped tonight

“My bellies on fire!” I wish mine could do that. I’m cold.

Love that Henris doing the journalism now

“Ok but George should totes be general.” “Hells yeah.”

James you gullible dumbass.

That was six burns in one sentence there.

At least James finally knows now that bros a fake

Fuck yes Henri, poke them holes in that there boat

[rapid-apathy]

Ever since I arrived to a state of manhood, I have felt a sincere passion for liberty. The history of nations doomed to perpetual slavery, in consequence of yielding up to tyrants their natural born liberties, I read with a sort of philosophical horror; so that the first systematical and bloody attempt at Lexington, to enslave America, thoroughly electrified my mind, and fully determined me to take part with my country.

Ethan Allen

[salmonthecat]

@call-me-casual Benedict arnold is a genius and Ethan Allen is a local dumb ass (menace) he tried to manage

Oh we’re talking about favourite ship dynamics again? Here are some of mine.

Listen… at the end of the day… if one is red and one is blue? You knoooow I’m gonna eat that shit up.

[linusjf]

Ethan Allen: Miracles

“In those parts of the world where learning and science have prevailed, miracles have ceased; but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue.” —Ethan Allen.

[mjmayhem]

Transitional Sunroom

Idea for a medium-sized transitional sunroom with a beige floor and a regular ceiling.

[vintageretrolove]

Sacramento Enclosed Mid-sized transitional enclosed dining room with a dark wood floor with a brown floor, gray walls, and no fireplace.

[lovercraft]

Medium Sun Room Sunroom - mid-sized traditional dark wood floor and brown floor sunroom idea

[salmonthecat]

Liberty's kids yandere au headcanons

Warning:this post is about yandere stuff. Your mental health, your responsibility.

George Washington

The man is very protective of you. When someone inappropriately touches you, some one is about to lose their hand privileges. Just kidding he'd give them a death stare (it's enough to scare a grown man) but he's actually harmless.

Benedict Arnold

This man is normally very pissy. If someone touches you, he'll maul that person in private. Do not cross him or his darling

Ethan Allen

He's very clingy despite him being a grown man. If someone touches you, he'll ask for a fight, if he wins, you and him carry on with your day.

[elegantzombielite]

"The gods of the valley are not the gods of the hills."

Ethan Allen, revolutionary (21st January 1738-1789)