#Eric Jomfru

[baby-splash]

Nobody talks about how fucking cool Edgar and Eric Jomfru are and it's actually so sad.

These guys attended EVERY Dethklok show, with ZERO injuries, meaning they traveled the entire world. Not only that, they turned it into a business- They sold merch on their website, which had hundreds of thousands of daily views. That's fandom clout you can never even dream of.

They had the balls to stand there and threaten Dethklok for money. After Eric is shot, Edgar still has enough drive to somehow evade several snipers and be captured alive, plot his escape, swim out with a kid on his back, and become an international terrorist capable of literal mind control. He lived with a guy who spent his entire life in near-perfect solitude and they seemed to get along pretty well. Imagine their little domestic day to day life, between the revengence.

He escaped a horde of angry burn victims, once again alive, infiltrated Mordhaus (and lived AGAIN) to take the brute force route of shooting Dethklok with a gun (Magnus could never) and was still able to put his hatred aside when he realized this isn't what Eric wanted.

Despite everything Dethklok put Edgar Jomfru through he was able to put aside his hatred (and he still says they make him sick to his stomach, in DSR) and admit they meant something to him- to his brother, to a lot of people- and were part of a greater whole that he didn't have a right to destroy. Something he was ultimately willing to put personal grudges aside and die for.

He and his brother dropped out of HARVARD to follow a metal band on the road and by all we're shown, their only regret was being hit by a drunk driver. They still made what looks to be a pretty comfortable, possibly even rich (concert tickets ain't cheap for Dethklok) lifestyle for themselves.

Edgar is never once truly inhibited by his disability and never allows it to define him, and it ISNT the source of his rage, or the start of his character arc. Do you know how rare that is?

They start off as typical toxic fans who have made their livelihood by feeling entitled to someone else's work, only to end up with a deeper respect for them as people and for their output as real art with meaning to the world. They could've been NASA scientists or some other kind of mad genius, but instead, they followed their passion for metal and that's honestly badass? Also they're from Ohio so you know they're self starters because there's fuck all to do there.

They never lose their virginity because they never lose, period.

[explosiontooth]

[gibbouschild]

i took 1 benadryl today and it got me ultra-high.

here are some benadryl influenced doodles of MTL characters shaming me for being a lightweight. OTL

[rammy]

everywhere i look you're all i see

[bellamer]

Deathklok and Charles absolutely didn’t care about the song getting leaked, Charles just wanted to make and example out of the Jomfru brothers. You don’t threaten his bread and butter.

[aidoneira]

No Lines At Cedar Point: A Jomfru Brothers fic

There’s no lines at Cedar Point and the skies are clear over Lake Erie. Most important of all though, Edgar and Eric Jomfru are together.

A gift for the wonderful @pipartuuli 💕

[tuzinator]

My favorite MTL characters are like a meme with a student party

[mtlsmashorpass]

[facebones]

[songwithfivenames]

Kloktober 10/16/23: In Memorium: Honor The Fallen

Wanted to do this with the Jomfru brothers as I like the both of them and Magnus as well

I used @fishklok drawing for Magnus’ side profile

[deepfried-dildos-again]

TW gore/body horror under the cut

LMAOOOO imagine being five and finding out you can talk to the dead by seeing the ghost of one of the guys killed in your father's house

[explosiontooth]

I love non linear storytelling

[qumarik]

so I was rewatching metalocalyse and noticed one interesting thing: everything that relates to revengers or the tribunal or whatever that would make sense in AOTD is found in every fifth episode in the first season.

like, fifth episode - the death of MMA's brother

tenth episode - the death of Eric Jomfru

fifteenth episode - General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood don't trust Salacia

twentieth episode - they betray Salacia

in other seasons it isn't that way, but anyway

[rammy]

the autism brothers have taken over my mind. i mean the jomfru brothers. nevermind i was right the first time.

(more under cut i just didnt want this post to be too long)

to be fair i think edgar would be more dexterous with a manual chair than i am but please understand that ive been waiting to have a fav i could project my insane wheelchair stories onto

[bellamer]

The Jomfru brothers deserved what happened to them. I said what I said. You don’t blackmail Deathklok and expect to get away with it. Fucking dumbasses.

[pipartuuli]

💛💛💛 THANK YOU 💛💛💛

This is SO absurdly beautiful and I cannot recommend it enough!

No Lines At Cedar Point: A Jomfru Brothers fic

There’s no lines at Cedar Point and the skies are clear over Lake Erie. Most important of all though, Edgar and Eric Jomfru are together.

A gift for the wonderful @pipartuuli 💕