#English pouter

[since-times-long-forgotten]

why are they like that

[void-of-unparalled-chaos]

Why are English Pouter pigeons Like That? I know scientifically its because they got screwed over by humans selective breeding like Pugs but why? The poor things look like if Sid from Toy Story took a pigeon, strapped barbie legs onto it, and then made it swallow a balloon. How is this beneficial in any way?

[triptychofvoids]

What do you think of potoos? They look so interesting I love them

they do look very interesting.. one of the most bizarre looking birds ive ever seen but interesting!

[starscreamfireworks]

lady upturn as a bird omg

[sixpenceee]

This is a breed of Pigeon called the English Pouter. It has been developed through selective breeding over a considerable time, and stand out due to their enlarged crop.

[paintedspawn]

Getting crazy today and posting my secret sculpture art I like to do... and is a current WIP!

The English Pouter Pigeon is a weird and fucked up pigeon I like, I don't think I did them justice in how EXTRA some can look. When you compare to my structure here, but otherwise so far I'm happy with the results and wanted to share.

My ref photo as a example to the glory of their fucky looking nature

Fun fact! my bird's torso in his armature stage was a can of Coke! So recycle bitches!

[moodywyrm]

"What the-? Get in!! What were you thinking??"

Its raining heavily outside so as reader sees the "open the window" message and a tap she gets up fast, doing as said only to find a soaking head-to-toe wet abby.

"you said youre alone and no way im wasting this chance to cuddle" (she's pouting your honor!)

is all abby says as she enters the room. reader is weak so her heart mealts so all she does at first is help abby to dry herself and change to something comfy.

with this, imagine: preparing hot chocolate for both of them, drying her hair while she drinks the chocolate and watches a movie on the laptop from - her fav spot- between readers legs. Also.... ABBY RELAXED, ALL PLEASED TO HAVE READER'S ATTENTION AND CARE.

- 🌬 SORRY IT'S ME AGAIN

first of all, thank you? I mean-- this 'space' you created is honestly so ???? awesome?? It's definitely a beautiful thing! ;; (my brains definitely isnt englishing today and my vocabulary sucks, sorry)

hope you're doing well, that your May will be the kindest with you, that you're healthy and sleeping well 💞 anyways you're amazing, love your blog and thank you for saving my 2023 🤧

honeypie I’ll literally kiss ur forehead rn. I’ll cry about it. I hope ur May is lovely n warm n the universe is kind to you 💕

also this scenario is so,,,,,, she would. Abby is such a fucking goober, she would totally show up soaked to the bone, carrying snacks and anything she thought you’d want, all bc you said you were alone or you were sad.

literally having to usher her into the bathroom so she can shower, handing her some clothes she left at your place. getting some food n drinks ready, plus the snacks she brought, ready to pamper ur girl bc god she is so dumb sometimes who does that??? she does, bc she loves u and she loves spending time with you.

when she comes out of the shower, skin all water-warmed and refreshed, she immediately settles between ur legs, practically moaning at how good it feels when u dry her hair bc ur so gentle with her!!! and for good reason!! she’s ur sweet girl, and u spend the entire night feeding her, leaving lil kisses on her head n face n shoulders n neck. she’s literally humming in contentment the whole time, leaving lil kisses on ur knuckles n fingers tips, kneading at ur thighs, overall being the sweetest ever. also ur just ,,,, so correct ,,, she is totally a pouter, n with her pretty lips??? that pout gets her literally whatever she wants, it makes u so weak to her charms 💕 Oh my god I’m literally gonna think about her pouting all night now, she’s so cute 😭

[cloud-ya]

What do you think about the English Pouter?

hm. Elongated

[cryptidclaw]

Don't Google english pouter pigeon

[dragoncarrion]

English pouters piss me off. What a horrid pointless animal

[pricescigar]

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[nicefarming]

Pigeon Breeds

Pigeon Breeds; At the first sight the list of Pigeon breeds seems endless. Around the world there are more than 720 types of pigeon breeds are exist. Almost every domestic pigeon breeds are bread for show and hobby purposes as a beautiful pet. Only some of pigeon breeds are uses to production meat purposes. Usually Pigeon breeds vary by the color, size and feather shape. Most of the time pigeon body remains unchanged but the shape of feather and style gives the pigeon a new breed name. Like, the fantail pigeon is named for their fanning tail that matched a peacock shape, German Helmet pigeon and Polish Helmet pigeon’s shape and color almost same but German Helmet breeds have few more feather on leg than Polish helmet pigeon. Other example All Router pigeons have same shape but their breeds vary for different color. Without huge research and knowledge of pigeon breeds it’s really hard to find out the difference of between the original breed and cross breeds. The original breeds and cross breeds almost same, only specialist can mark the difference. A small advice for pigeon lovers, if you are a new buyer and want to buy a special and unique pigeon breed then buy baby pigeons from a brand shop or a trust-able neighborhood. 0

African Owl Pigeon African Owl Pigeon; The African Owl Pigeon is one of the popular fancy pigeon breed.  They are origin in Tunisia and later they were imported into England and other countries. They have short and stout beak, round smooth head, plumping short body. Many people know African owl’s by English owl.  African owl size is noticeably smaller than English owl. There are also few more different kinds of Owl pigeons are available, like The Old Dutch Owl, Italian Owl, Antwerp Smerle, Chinese Owl, English Owl, Blue African Owl, German Shield Owl etc. Owl Pigeons need very well ventilated pigeon house and free from damp. •••••••••••••• 0

Barb Pigeon Barb Pigeon; The Barb Pigeons also called by English Barb. They have been in England since 1600s. Barb Pigeon has different type of eyes and beak than other pigeon breed. Unique Beautiful Wattle around the eyes and beak made them very special. A Barb pigeon takes up to two years to grow their wattle or ring flower completely around the eyes.  •••••••••••••• 0

Birmingham Roller Pigeon Birmingham Roller Pigeon; The Birmingham Roller is one of the most popular homing pigeon breed as a domesticate pigeon. Birmingham roller is originated in Birmingham England. They are capable to turnover backward rapidly while flying. There are two kinds of Birmingham roller, one is show type and another is flying type. Parlor Roller and Oriental Roller is similar breed and they used for competition, both locally and nationally. •••••••••••••• 0

Brunner Pouter Pigeon Brunner Pouter Pigeon; Brunner pouter pigeon has very elegant and pleasing appearance. First impression of Pouter pigeon seems they walking while holding their chest high and holding air inside to make chest like a round ball. They have very long leg and slim body. Their globe and long body and legs makes a different kind of view like a ball on a stick. •••••••••••••• 0

Budapest Highflyer Pigeon Budapest Highflyer Pigeon; The Budapest Highflyer also called by Poltli. They are one of the best races of high tolerance flying bird also most popular breed in Hungary.  The true Budapest Highflyer is actually a rather young breed of pigeon. This breed was actually first created around the period of 1907 by the Poltl brothers of Budapest and they bear the name of the city of Budapest.  The Budapest Highflier is medium sized athletic shaped pigeon. The head is free of any ornaments with a well arched top skull and the forehead steepens towards the beak. •••••••••••••• 0

Capuchin Red pigeon Capuchin Red pigeon; The Capuchin red pigeon is one of the older fancy breed with interesting color and their neck fathers turn up like a cowl. The breed was brought from India to Holland by Dutch sailors and it was developed for show purposes by the Dutch fanciers. The Old Dutch Capuchin has only been in the United States since the mid-1960s. •••••••••••••• 0

Carneau Rot Pigeon Carneau Rot Pigeon; Carneau and other many pigeon breeds came from the rock pigeon.  This breed also looks similar to ancestor rock pigeon. White Carneau widely used in experiment to develop pigeon breeds and other purpose.  They have small head to proportional their body. They have nice pink short beak, small nose and yellow color eyes.  Capuchin pigeon has buxom body, wide breast and noticeably tight feathers. They have red color feet and there is no feather on it. •••••••••••••• 0

English Carrier Pigeon English Carrier Pigeon; One of the most fancy pigeon breed is English Carrier pigeon. The breed was developed in England from a combination of non–European breeds. They have very beautiful long slender body with a long neck. Their body is quite small and covered with distinctive features. They have notable huge eye ceres and wattling around the beak. Now a day’s English Carrier Pigeon used for purpose of exclusive show. •••••••••••••• 0

English Pouter Pigeon English Pouter Pigeon; Almost all kind of pouter body shape and structure is same. Like a ball on the stick. The English Pouter is much larger than Brunner Pouter; they are almost 16 inches long. English Pouter is very friendly pigeon breed and their personalities made them very popular to pigeon lover. •••••••••••••• 0

English Short-Faced Tumbler English Short-faced Tumbler; English short-faced tumbler is one of Britain’s oldest fancy pigeon breed. I am trying to describe both Selfs and Baldheads; the Selfs are in all colors; Reds, Yellows, Golden Duns, Kites, Red/Yellow Agates, Deroys, and of course Almonds and Balds colors are mostly yellow. This breed is one of the most buxom body shaped pigeon. They have small beak and red feet. •••••••••••••• 0

English Trumpeter Pigeon English Trumpeter Pigeon; English Trumpeter Pigeon breed is the most popular pigeon breed is USA. They are very fancy pigeon and considered one of the most ornamental pigeon.  Fancy feathers around its head and multiple layers of long feathers on feet made them very special. Self, Splash and Baldhead is most desirable to pigeon lovers.  •••••••••••••• 0

Frillback pigeon Frillback pigeon; Sport curls on the wing feathers gave Frillback pigeon most extra ordinary look on their appearance. This curls feather is very important for them and serious business to win the pigeon show competition. In my point of view, Frillback pigeon is one of my favorite. I just love to watch them. •••••••••••••• 0

German Helmet Pigeon German Helmet Pigeon; This is very similar to Polish counterpart Pigeon but they have very minors difference. Their chest is very dramatic and its makes them quite fashionable. On the front, they looks like, they are wearing winter fancy coat. Their long feathers on feet make them elegant. Head and tail similar colors and fashionable body shape made them very interesting to pigeon fanciers. •••••••••••••• 0

German Modena Pigeon German Modena Pigeon; German Modena pigeon is one of the oldest pigeon breed. They originated from Modena Italy. After that the breed was imported to German and developed it by the time.  They are very slim and surprisingly small size pigeon with round head and smooth feathers forehead. Iris is orange-red color eye. The edge or cere is small and dark to all dark birds and light’s to all light colored birds.  They have medium length beak but quite strong.  Beak should be black in dark colored birds and light in light colored birds and the wattle is short and flat. Neck: Harmonious, rising evenly towards the head. The throat should look a little cut out. They have Full and wide breast, nicely rounded Belly and The breast and belly should form an unbroken round. •••••••••••••• 0

Ice Pigeon Ice Pigeon; Ice Pigeon’s Origin from South Germany.  They have shape with low station, clean leg, and plain smooth head also very light blue color in all types. Their eye color is orange to yellow orange but the other types all with black eyes; eye cere is narrow and dark gray. The description of beak is Medium to long, slender and dark in color beak. Feather color very light blue; barless, white bars or spangling, black bars or checkers or porcelain pattern flights and tail also their design is very light blue as bright and soft as possible like new fallen snow. •••••••••••••• 0

Nun Pigeon Nun Pigeon; The Nun Pigeon is also known as Dutch Shell Pigeon. This breed came and developed from tumber pigeon’s. Mostly they are white breed with a hood of different color feather. Usally their names according to their hood color, like black headed nun, yellow headed nun. They have also high flying attitudes and well athletic shape of body. •••••••••••••• 0

Oriental Frill Pigeon Oriental Frill Pigeon; The Owl family’s exhibition pigeon breed is the Classic Oriental Frill pigeon.  It’s a rumor that this pigeon breed came upon the Turkish Sultan’s special request.  This breed has a medium size body, upright and smart stance, large round high broad and well arched head. Short thick wide beak, Small heart shaped and fine in texture wattle, full and chubby cheeks, full wide chest and Medium size compact body is the identity of Oriental frill pigeon. •••••••••••••• 0

Pigmy Pouter Pigeon Pigmy Pouter Pigeon; Pigmy pouter pigeon is the tallest pigeon breed and they have very slim body and long legs.  By the shape of body and round globe on chest and their manner of walking style is very similar to other pouter types of Pigeons. Pigmy Pouter is shorter than Brunner, they are around 12 inches tall. •••••••••••••• 0

Polish Helmet Pigeon Polish Helmet Pigeon; The polish helmet pigeons known as Polish Krymka Tumbler, they are fancy breed pigeon and very special type of helmet pigeon. Polish helmets only top half head is colored and its tail too. Helmet pigeons have been referenced since the early 15th century and all Helmet pigeon’s body shape is very similar. •••••••••••••• 0

Saxon Fairy Swallow Pigeon Saxon Fairy Swallow Pigeon; Saxon Fairy Swallow pigeons are well known for the odd feathered and they have various markings and patterns (spot marking, cap marking etc.). Their extraordinary feathers on its feet and there are actually three separate layers of feathers made them very much different than any other pigeon breed. Beautiful shape white body, colored wings, and colored caps on their heads gave their name “Sea Swallows”. Read the full article

[noxs-mun]

Yeah mouse deer be like that, but have you seen an english pouter?

[fyrefrostanimus]

So remember when I said I was drawing different kinds of pigeons as people?

Well, I finished the lineart for the first two, being and English Pouter and a Victoria Crowned.

I was making their designs and of course my brain went to "what if they were gay pigeon men?", because if swans can be gay, why can't they?

Then my English class was reading The Great Gatsby which got me more interested in the 1920s than history class did, so I went "what if they were gay pigeon men in the 1920s?"

It also gave me a bit of an idea for references to look up for the outfits, so it did help.

No names for them yet, but basic ideas I have for them are set in stone.

English Pouter boy here has a British accent because why not, and is a working class guy. If he's flustered the crop (or pouter, hence "English Pouter") around his neck inflates like the actual pigeon

Victoria Crowned is more upper-class, probably coming from a rich family who's egging him on to marry some girl of a similar social status. But of course if you read the stuff before you'll know he's not interested. Being a ground pigeon he doesn't fly much (Victoria Crowned pigeons can fly, but they mostly stay on the ground). And he's tall, being the largest pigeon in the world (species in general).

They definitely met at a masquerade and civil ball (usually called drag balls) with Vic being in drag. He's really good at it too, and that's when this random other guy caught his eye (English Pouter, of course). American setting btw

Before anyone asks, yes I'm making more characters for this

[theslimemaster]

so recently I was scrolling instagram, and in the recommended section I found a video of a bird, and my entire family agrees

That this, the English Pouter Pigeon, is the most British bird they’ve ever seen

Like, how is thing real, it somehow looks like a cryptid and a member of bird aristocracy at the same time and I love it

[andronetalks]

'Mutant pigeon' with giant feet and swollen neck sends people into frenzy

Mirror Co UK By Will Maule 04:47, 19 Jun 2023 Disturbing footage of a deformed pigeon with a swollen neck and giant feet has shocked the online community. The bird, believed to be an English Pouter pigeon, can be seen waddling unsteadily across a table as it puffs its chest out in an unusual manner. It is not clear where the video was taken, but the rare breed of pigeon can be spotted across…