#Emmett is the only Cullen I like rn but that can change
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(I swear to y’all, imma go back to Mortal Kombat. But I have to rant. Imma pretend it’s the early 2000s and rant about Twilight. If you’re pro any of the Cullens, don’t even read this)
I’m not saying Jacob should’ve kissed Bella, but my thing is this; Jacob kisses you and you call him a dog and say you hope Edward kills him. Edward has done foul shit the ENTIRE SERIES and you let him slide repeatedly. There’s this part where Bella gets mad and says something like “at least Edward an act like an adult”. Bitch. He IS AN ADULT. What do you mean? Bella is way more harsh when it comes to Jacob and I don’t get why she holds so much anger towards this child and holds him to this high standard but has none of these feelings when it comes to the old ass adult she’s with. Since I’m typing, Stephanie Myers is weird and idc what y’all say. I remember Bella described Leah as beautiful in an EXOTIC way. MA’AM? It feels like she realized how asshole-ish the Cullens are and tried to make the wolves seem worse but all I’m thinking is “they’re definitely in the right when it comes to not liking the Cullens”.
The wolves don’t like vampires because they’re a safety risk. The Cullens being there (keep in mind, they’re rich enough to leave and never come back) is triggering these young ass people to turn into wolves. The Cullens don’t like the wolves because?? They have no valid reason. Edward constantly says the wolves are dangerous and yeah, they’re not the safest to be around but compared to vampires they’re a lot safer. Bella has only been harmed by vampires and only the vampires have tried to end her life. James, Laurent, Jasper, Victoria, the new born army that’s forming, the Volturi. She’s only been in danger because of the wolves once. Like, I don’t get how Stephanie expects us to agree with Edward when there’s proof that the wolves are way safer. Not 100% safe but better than vampires. And while I love Seth, I swear Seth is the “you’re not like the others” character. They only like Seth because he doesn’t hold animosity towards them as if that animosity isn’t valid. It’s giving “you’re not like other blacks, you talk proper” (ik he’s not black, it’s an example). I’m finishing the books because I’m too deep to quit but I wish they let Victoria finish the job.
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Hi I found your blog today and it's great all around! Can you do HC's of the Cullen's with a couple who refuse the vegetarian lifestyle and consume human blood?
The Cullens with a Couple that consumes human blood
Thank you for the kind words!? Why is everyone in my inbox being so nice rn...
I interpreted this as meaning a romantic couple who are vampires who asked to join the Cullens but didn't have any relation to the Cullens before. I also didn't really make this romantic as far as with the other Cullens. I also tried my best to keep gender and details about the couple like nonexistent.
Thank you for requesting and I hope you like this!
Edward:
He's not very happy
When you two show up all he can think about is the possible dangers
And of course the fact that their cover could be blown
I feel like he would care a lot about staying in one place for a while
So he really likes blending in
But if you two promise to only hunt past state lines and far away from where they are, he might come around
In general, it's not the fact that you drink human blood that bothers him, it's just the possible risks
He would still be very wary
Reading your thoughts constantly to make sure you're not a risk
He would get used to you guys eventually, but he wouldn't let his guard down
Alice:
She saw you two coming and she warned the others
She couldn't see your intentions, all she could see were red eyes
And so when the two of you showed up, everybody was ready to stand guard
But after explaining your stories and that you simply wanted a family, she was more than happy
She could see that you guys would stick to your promises of blending in and respecting hunting ground
She is the quickest to warm up to either of you
Will be the one to invite you guys out to do things
She doesn't have a problem with either of you at all
She doesn't care that you two drink blood
She doesn't care that you guys won't change your ways
And she doesn't think you guys are a danger
Jasper:
The exact opposite of Alice
He actively hates you two
He does not trust you, he thinks you guys are liars, and he is constantly ready to attack if the time calls for it
He is convinced that you two must have an ulterior motive for joining their clan
Also resents you two for drinking human blood
That is something he hasn't had in so long and has been challenging himself to give up for the ability to stay with the Cullens and then you two waltz in and do it anyway?
He is beyond pissed
No matter how long you two stay there or how nice you are, as long as you drink human blood he will not warm up to you
And maybe even if you do conform he probably still wouldn't trust you
Sorry
Rosalie:
She'd be annoyed but just because there are more people
After the initial showdown after Alice's vision, she'd stop caring
She has a superiority complex because she's never tasted human blood, but she doesn't rub it in your faces
She doesn't care what you guys do
She's not really attached to any one place, after all
It would be no problem for her to pack up and move to a new city
She had to do it for years following Emmett's transformation
She mostly just gets annoyed at how crowded the house feels now
She says she has no "breathing" room
Honestly she might just take Emmett and pack up to live on their own for a little bit
But overall she's not mean and she doesn't care
She doesn't trust you guys but I feel like she doesn't trust a lot of people so
Emmett:
Another one who doesn't give a damn
When you two first show up, he's obviously ready for a fight
But after you prove that you pose no threat, he backs off
He gets along with you guys pretty well
He trusts you for the most part
Obviously a part of him is still ready if something were to happen
But other than that he's pretty chill
He gets a little bitter knowing that you two still drink human blood
But he gets over himself
Even though he doesn't mind you guys, he will follow Rosalie in a heartbeat
Esme:
She gets a little skeptical
She tries her best to be welcoming
But she is a little put off
She doesn't understand why you guys want to join them
But if you guys are nice then she's okay
Another one who is very hospitable
She'll invite you guys out to do things with the rest of them
She would be the one to invite you two to baseball
Will get over her mistrust of you guys eventually
And after she does she treats you like any of the other Cullens
Carlisle:
He is friends with many vampires who live the "natural" way and it's never stopped him before
He's on guard at first but he is definitely the first one to trust you guys
I mean he let like 30 vampires into his house
So he's chill
Questions you genuinely on why you wanted to be a part of his clan
And why you don't want to feed off of animals
But not in an accusatory way
More like an inquisitive way
He's a doctor first and foremost
And very interested in learning the specifics of vampirism
Treats you guys like old friends
Thumbs up
Vampire! Bella:
She'd get a bit angry
She feels like you two are entitled
And she doesn't want you to join them
Doesn't really trust you guys
Especially if they're still in Forks or somewhere nearby
All she can think about is Charlie and the potential danger you pose
She wants you gone
Like now
But if the other Cullens like you guys then she can't really make you do anything
Would come around eventually though
She just needs proof that you guys are following rules
And I feel like she'd be more okay with it if you guys only hunted criminals
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