#Emily has a crush

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Puppy Love: Chaggie Feat. Emily

-KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!-

Charlie: (Opens the door) Hellooo-OH MY GOSH!!! EMILY!!!???!?!?!

Emily: (waves happily) Hi, Charlie!

Charlie: (Hugs) Emily, what are you doing here?!

Emily: I'm the new heaven liason now that Adam is gone. Satan, rest his soul. And, I figured I'd come see you!

Charlie: That's amazing!

Emily: (stiff as a board) Mm-hmm....

Charlie: What's wrong, Em? You look...tense.

Emily: (blurts out without thinking) OKAY!!! I'm a terrible liar!!! I actually came down here because I think I have a crush on someone that I shouldn't, and I don't feel like I can talk to Sera after everything that's happened!

Charlie: (squeals as she gasps and flaps her hands) Ooooh! This is so exciting!!!! Is this your first crush?!

Emily: (blushes and curls on herself with a shy nod)

Charlie: Come in! Come in! Come in! Come in! (Drags Emily through the lounge and into a plush sitting room) Details! Details! Who is the lucky guy?

Emily: (blushes harder) Um... girl....

Charlie: Ooooh! (Fans herself as tears of joy spring to her eyes before pulling Emily in for a hug) Emily, I'm so happy for you! Who is she?!

Emily: She's...an angel.

Charlie: I kinda got that. You live in Heaven. What else?!

Emily: She... um... (face is two full shades darker from her blush) She’s strong-willed, a little brash, rational, but obviously very caring.

Charlie: (blinks) I was going to guess Lute until you said affectionate. Hmmm... who else-

Vaggie: Hey, babe. (Kisses Charlie on the cheek) Who was at the door? Holy shit! Emily?!

Emily: (starry-eyed and bashful) O-Oh! H-Hi, Vaggie! Fancy seeing you here! I mean. I guess it really isn't. But it is! You just live here. Yup! You live here with Charlie! Your girlfriend! Doing girlfriend things. Like sharing a bed and cuddling.

Vaggie: (confused)

Demon Charlie: (tail wraps around Vaggie's waist possessively) ...I think your crush is a happily taken woman....

[nightlilly0110]

No spoilers please. I know this probably won’t happen but it would be funny if something like it did.

[thesupernaturalhouse]

The joke and banter I'm gonna give Emily and angle dust "Emily I KNOW you took my harness" "I don't know what you're talking about" "i jsut bought that you little- you're SO lucky-" *later* "....yeah I took it....angle can have it back when I'm DEAD though."

"Hey Emily" "whaaaattt??" "Guess what?" "....angle-" "I fucked your dad-" *gets a water balloon thrown at his face* "...." "....:³" "...." "Okay you little shi-" *water balloon fight proceeds while husk watches with a sigh*

Also, ya know how angel brought everyone to a bdsm club?

Yeahhhh, Emily holding a pair of cuffs and playing aprund with them before asking if they have any of these in black cloth, she holds up a black silk blindfold and cuffs and interrupts charlie and angels talk like "Hey chsrlie!! I want you and vaggie to use these on me next time we fu-"

Vaggie promptly covers her mouth like "Shut up- Emily wtf shut up-"

Angle is just laughing his ass off and is like, "pipsqueak there has the right idea! Though, I didn't expect HER to be into that" *Emily standing there with a big innocent smile, Vaggie jsut shaking her head in her hand, and Charlie is blushing like crazy*

[mishapen-moth]

hey folks is it gay to turn you and your transitive best friend invisible and take her for a lil fly over the nightmare forest to try and get some info on it during the absolute rager of a party your friends are throwing (that she started so you would stay) and then kiss in a tree before she skateboards away?

[fishnchip3011]

the bfs..... i saw a cute outfit in a store a while ago and felt like drawing rowan in it. then the 2nd pic happened

+ some character info! i initially made rowan without intending to ship him with anyone specifically but i realized he & seb would be really good for each other (seb helps rowan become more assertive, rowan helps seb be more empathetic). them BAM gay people 💥

[breakandbuildfiction]

Guardian Spirit Meets Guardian Angels

Danny finds himself being accosted by three weird baby things with wings claiming to be part of an organization of guardian angels from Heaven called CHERUB asking for his help to go home. Apparently, they heard about him and thought that even if he was a pagan form of protector he could still plead their case to their bosses up in Heaven. Danny, having not known that Heaven was even real before they showed up, is a bit overwhelmed.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

my 1 (one) stardew opinion is shane should not have won the bachelor poll

[fnafverse-quotes]

Arty: Can someone PLEASE tell me what the history exam is on?

Charlie: The past.

Arty: I’m going to stab you.

[ninadove]

I'm honestly shocked that since Emotion/Representation aired I've yet to see anyone do anything at all with Felix and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein??? I think about it every day it's literally THE Felix piece of media. It's his entire character thesis. What are we doing guys

I KNOW I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT THE OTHER DAY

To be fair I have seen a few people headcanoning it as one of Felix’s favourite books (Which yes. Absolutely. 1,000,000%) but there hasn’t been any fics/art/edits/etc. about it yet to my knowledge. My copy is at my parents’ and in French but I am tempted to find an English PDF since it’s been public domain for a good while now. The web weave potential is insane.

I have many thoughts about Felix and literature in general… I have him quote Cyrano de Bergerac all the time in my fics, for example. I was thinking of starting a list of works of art and literature he’d enjoy, so I’ll take this as a sign to get writing! I can get my fandom friends to make some suggestions as well! 📝

Edit: @bittersweetresilience got us covered, our honour is safe 💜🦚

[emiko-matsui]

i saw pinocchio/ylfa coming from MILES away and personally i am so grateful for emily following through on it she's never disappointed me

[naggingatlas]

you have to forgive me for posting mostly abt characters that are men (in canon) as a bisexual woman. i am obsessed w lots of #girl characters but like 80% of them are kids and teens or if theyre grown theyre comic relief. and my brain feeds off two things: tragedy and horniness. so posting about jevil and hob it is.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Puppy Love 4: Magpie Stash

Emily: (back in heaven and organizing all of her "souvenirs" giddily)

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Sera: Emily, are you in there? (Opens door) How was your meeting in Hell- (face drops at all the Vaggie paraphernalia littering the walls and floor)

Emily: ..........

Sera: ...........

Emily: I made a friend?

[emily-mooon]

Girl are you a radio cause your voice sounds like music to my ears and you make me wanna dance

[trashyswitch]

Day 7: Flustered

Shane has a crush on Emily, and Jas won't leave him alone about it. So, he lets out an evil monster to make her regret teasing him. But things only escalate the moment Marnie joins the tickle fight.

Another day, another fanfic! Stardew Valley is today's fandom! And I'm giving this little household some much-needed love. Dedicating this fanfiction to all my Stardew fans! Hope you enjoy!

“Alright. Bye.” Shane said before closing his flip phone. He walked up to the table and sat down, where Jas was reading a book she had found at the library earlier that day. “Hey Jas.” He said. 

Jas put the book down. “Hi Uncle Shane.” Jas replied. 

“Whatcha reading?” He asked. 

Jas showed Shane the book cover. Seeing it, Shane just hummed in response. “Cool.” He replied, not sure what else to say. 

“Who were you talking to?” Jas asked him as she picked up the book again. 

Shane hummed and looked at her. “Uhh…” He could already feel his face heating up. “...N-No one.” He replied. 

Jas flipped a page. “Was it the man on the moon?” Jas asked. 

Shane smiled slightly. She still remembered the age-old tale he told her about the man on the moon. He slowly felt nice knowing she still remembered that. “Nope. The Man on the Moon’s busy sleeping right now. He’ll be out later.” He told her. 

Jas smiled and took a drink of her apple juice. “Was it Emily?” She asked next. 

Shane’s face heated up a small bit more the moment she simply said her name. “......Nooo…” He mumbled. 

She smiled and looked at her godfather. “Oh really?” She teased. 

“R-Really. It wasn’t Emily.” He replied.

“Then who was it?” She asked. 

Shane looked down, refusing to even look at her with his beet-red face. All she was doing was asking surface-level questions…and he’s already blushing like a madman. 

“I-...Okay, fine. It was Emily. You were right.” Shane replied. 

“Have you two kissed?” She asked. 

Shane snapped his head over to look at Jas. “JAS!” Shane yelled. 

Jas widened her eyes and bit down on her straw. She froze for a moment, and stared at him. “.....So is that a yes?” She asked with a widening smile. 

Shane looked away with overwhelming embarrassment while Jas laughed at her lovestruck uncle. 

“Shane’s in love!” Jas cheered. 

“Am not!” Shane argued. 

“Ooooh! With who, sweetheart?” Marnie asked, walking into the room with a smirk. 

“With Emily!” Jas declared proudly. 

“Jaaass…” Shane mumbled and hid his face in his arms. 

“Shane wants to ask her on a date! And kiss her under the moonlight!” Jas stated abruptly. 

Marnie looked at Shane, and smiled when she saw him hiding his face in his arms. “Oh Jas…you have such a wild imagination.” She teased. 

“B-but it’s true! He likes her! He just got off the phone with her!” Jas told her. 

“Yeah. But he didn’t ask her on a date.” Marnie told her. 

“Yeah, because he’s a chicken.” Jas mentioned. 

Shane looked at her. “W-what makes you think I’m chicken?!” He asked. 

“Well, Besides his interest in owning chickens of his own, of course.” Marnie added. 

“Because he keeps stopping himself from admitting how he feels to her.” Jas told her. 

“Jassy, I think that’s enough.” He warns. 

“Let’s leave your uncle alone now. He needs to spend some time coming up with the right words.” Marnie told him. 

Jas sighed and thought for a moment. “Fine…” she muttered, going back to her book. 

Shane went onto his flip phone and stared at her contact information. He knew that Jas and Marnie were right. He needs to figure out how to tell her the truth. He needs to “come up with the right words” as Marnie put it. But…how? What are considered ‘appropriate’ words for a confession? He wanted his words to stand out. Cause any same old guy can say “I have feelings for you”, but a true guy would come up with something more memorable than that. Something heartfelt. 

“Staring at that phone number won’t change anything, Uncle Shane.” Jas teased, poking his side. 

Shane jumped at first, surprised to feel the jab to his side. But he quickly pulled himself together, put down his flip phone and picked up Jas. “That’s it.” He scurried his nimble fingers all over her belly. 

She squealed and threw her head back, laughing and giggling. “BWAHAHAHAhahahaha!” Jas yelled. 

Shane changed his voice into a goofy, silly voice to make it seem like he’s possessed by a different person. “What’s this? The smartypants can’t take what she dishes out?” Shane teased in his goofy voice. 

“IHIHI’M SOHohorryhyhy!” She reacted. 

“Oh! Now you’re APOLOGIZING! What a shocker! The tickle monster is flabbergasted!” The tickle monster reacted. “Do you know what the word flabbergasted means?” The monster asked. 

“Nohohohohoho! Ihihihi dohohon’t!” Jas replied. 

“Flabbergasted is another word to mean ‘shocked’ or ‘surprised’.” The monster told her. “Congratulations, Jas! You learned a new word today! Flabbergasted! Provided by your truly: The Tickle Monster!” He declared proudly. 

“IHI knohohow ihit’s yohohou, Uhuncle Shahahane.” Jas told him. 

The tickle monster gasped. “Who is this ‘Uncle Shane’ person you speak of?” He asked curiously in that silly voice. 

“Yohohohou!” She replied. 

“I am not ‘Uncle Shane’. I am The Tickle Monster!” He reacted. 

Jas moved herself towards her Uncle Shane’s sides. “Dohohon’t lihihie to mehehehe!” She ordered. 

He looked down. “Oho no, you’re not tickling me.” He warned, his voice going back to normal. 

“She won’t be.” Marnie said, taking Jas from his hands and putting her down. “But I just might.” She turned his chair to face her, and tickled Shane’s armpits and upper ribs while he was sitting. 

Shane threw his head and cackled, wiggling around and squeezing his arms against his sides, trapping her fingers in his armpits. “NOHO WAHAHAIT! NAHAhahaha! Ahahaunt Mahaharnie! Nohohoho!” He reacted. 

“Ohoho, Aunt Marnie, yes!” She declared. “You really thought the tickle monster was going to scare off your Aunt Marnie? No way!” She kept going. “The oldest generation of tickle monsters in this house has officially come back out.” She explained. 

“Nohohoho! leheheave mehehe alohohohone!” Shane begged. “Oh, but why would I do that, when I could just tickle you for hours and hours?” Marnie teased. 

“YOHOHOU’D BEHETTER NOHOHOT.” He warned. 

“Oh come now, Shane. You know I wouldn’t do that to you.” She told him. “However…” She turned to Jas. “But I WILL let Jas choose where I should tickle next.” She decided. 

Jas looked up at Marnie and smirked. “Okay!” She replied. 

“Okay. Where should I tickle first?” Marnie asked her. 

Jas thought for a moment and smirked. “Tickle his neck first!” She told her. 

“Ooooh! A wonderful idea, sweetheart!” she declared, before tickling his neck with her soft, loving fingers. 

Shane curled his neck in and giggled in an almost girly voice. “Hehehehe- Ohohokahay, thihihis ihihihis mohore behehehearable.” Shane admitted.

“Coochy coochy coo~!” She teased before moving to the other side of his neck. 

Shane leaned his head back, struggling to stop any of his ticklish reactions. “Hehehehey! Hohohow’s thahahat fahahahair?!” Shane asked. 

“Now wait…you thought this was going to be fair?” Marnie asked. 

Jas laughed. “Tickle his belly button!” She reacted. 

“A fine decision indeed, Jas~!” Marnie reacted before lifting up his shirt. “On 3~!” She said. 

“Ohohohoho no…” Shane mumbled nervously. 

“1…” Marnie counted. 

“2…” Jas counted next. 

Shane squeezed his eyes shut. “Ohno-ohno-OhNO-” 

“3!” Marnie and Jas yelled at the same time before utterly destroying Shane with tickles. Marnie had shoved her finger into his belly button and started swirling, while Jas had skittered her fingers all over his surrounding belly. “Tickle tickle tickle~!” the girls both teased at the same time. 

“NahAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHAHAHA!” Shane cackled, utterly losing his mind. His niece and aunt were so evil and mischievous together! Is this what they get up to when he’s over at the dock?! 

“Hey Uncle Shane?” Jas stopped tickling his belly. “Do you like raspberries?”

Shane's eyes immediately widened to the size of saucers. “NO!” Shane yelled. 

“Ohoho~” Marnie smiled and looked at Jas. “Have you ever learned how to do a raspberry?” Marnie asked. 

Jas shook her head. “No.” She replied. “Are they hard?” She asked. 

“Maybe the first few times…but they’re easy once you understand.” Marnie replied. She looked at Jas with a proud smirk. “Would you perhaps like to learn?” She asked. 

The moment Jas gasped and nodded her head, Shane immediately knew he was done for. This is it. His dignity is going to die a cruel death tonight…at the hands of his playful aunt and his mischievous niece. 

[unicofan3011]

the beefs..... i saw a cute outfit in a store a while ago and felt like drawing rowan in it. then the 1st pic happened

[homopsychology]

aaaaah shit im getting parasocial about another internet woman