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battyaboutbooksreviews · 6 months ago

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💖 Sapphic Books Coming Out May 2024

🩷 There's something especially sweet about a sapphic romance. Here are only a few of the amazing sapphic books hitting shelves in May 2024. Which ones are you adding to your ever-growing TBR?

Contemporary 💖 Here For the Wrong Reasons - Annabel Paulsen & Lydia Wang 💖 Perfume & Pain - Anna Dorn 💖 Cheryl - Jillian Fleck 💖 A Little Kissing Between Friends - Chencia C. Higgins 💖 Lavash At First Sight - Taleen Voskuni 💖 The Game of Giants - Marion Douglas 💖 We Were the Universe - Kimberly King Parsons 💖 Oye - Melissa Mogollon 💖 The Summer Love Strategy - Ray Stoeve 💖 Noah Frye Gets Crushed - Maggie Horne 💖 Halfway to Harbor - Nicole Melleby 💖 Sunhead - Alex Assan

💖 The 7-10 Split - Karmen Lee 💖 Trust & Safety - Laura Blackett & Eve Gleichman 💖 Second Night Stand - Karelia Stetz-Waters & Fay Stetz-Waters 💖 How It Works Out - Myriam Lacroix 💖 April May June July - Alison B. Hart 💖 The Ride of Her Life - Jennifer Dugan 💖 One Night With the CEO - Emily Hayes 💖 Dulhaniyaa - Talia Bhatt 💖 A Girl Can Dream - Emily Barr 💖 I Want You More - Swan Huntley 💖 Exhibit - R. O. Kwon 💖 Only a Bridesmaid - Haley Donnell

💖 Thirsty - Jas Hammonds 💖 Housemates - Emma Copley Eisenberg 💖 Don’t Be a Drag - Skye Quinlan 💖 True Love and Other Impossible Odds - Christina Li 💖 Murray Out of Water - Taylor Tracy 💖 The Redemption of Daya Keane - Gia Gordon 💖 Blame My Virgo Moon - Freja Nicole Woolf 💖 From Where We Are - Nicole Zelniker 💖 Cabin Fever - Tagan Shepard 💖 Channel Surfing in the Sea of Happiness - Guy Babineau 💖 Meet Me in Berlin - Samantha L. Valentine 💖 Behind You - Catherine Hernandez

Paranormal/Horror 💖 Primal Hunt - L.L. Raand 💖 Blood on the Tide - Katee Robert 💖 We Mostly Come Out at Night - (ed) Rob Costello 💖 Flowers from the Void - Gianni Washington 💖 My Darling Dreadful Thing - Johanna van Veen 💖 When the Devil - Emma E. Murray 💖 Honeybites - I. S. Belle 💖 My Favorite Thing Is Monsters - Emil Ferris 💖 The Worst Perfect Moment -Shivaun Plozza

Fantasy 💖 The Honey Witch - Sydney J. Shields 💖 The Fireborne Blade - Charlotte Bond 💖 Chained Destinies - D. Jordan Redhawk 💖 Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea - Rebecca Thorne 💖 Grand Slam Romance: Major League Hotties - Ollie Hicks & Emma Oosterhous 💖 Snake Charming - Genevieve McCluer 💖 The Witches of Silverlake - Simon Curtis 💖 Death’s Country - R. M. Romero 💖 Snowblooded - Emma Sterner-Radleygh 💖 Bird Suit - Sydney Hegele 💖 Farzana's Spite - Felix Graves

Historical 💖 The Good Women of Fudi - Liu Hong 💖 Spitting Gold - Carmella Lowkis 💖 Adrift - Sam Ledel 💖 A Heart Divided - Angie Williams 💖 A Liaison with Her Leading Lady - Lotte R. James

Mystery/Thriller 💖 The Deadly Spark - Roxie Key 💖 The Advice Columnist - Cade Haddock Strong 💖 The Lilies - Quinn Diacon-Furtado 💖 Loyalty - E. J. Noyes 💖 Clean Kill - Anne Laughlin 💖 Have You Seen This Girl - Nita Tyndall 💖 The Last to Pie - Misha Popp

Sci-Fi 💖 The Sunforge - Sascha Stronach 💖 Road to Ruin - Hana Lee 💖 Exile in Guyville - Amy Lee Lillard 💖 The Lily of Enarah - Arden Brax 💖 The Z Word - Lindsay King-Miller

#sapphic books #sapphic romance #queer books #lesbian romance #lesbian books #bi books #bisexuality #lesbian fiction #lesbian #batty about books #battyaboutbooks #books

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burningvelvet · 1 year ago

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I completed Anne Brontë's Agnes Grey in one day yesterday. I'm in a book hangover, but here are my initial thoughts on the novel, as well as on Anne:

- Anne is an underrated Queen, but I already knew that from The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, her second novel. If only she hadn't died at 29! Agnes Grey was her first foray into novel publishing, and proves how much she developed her talents in the interim between itself and Tenant, which most people would agree is much better.

Yet, for a debut novel, Grey is nevertheless impressive. Her acute observations and descriptions of social experiences are some of the most clear I've ever read, and she was as adept in her satire as Jane Austen. After reading both her novels, Emily's only, and more than one of Charlotte's (Jane, and currently 1/4 through Villette) I can say she's certainly the most moral and progressive Brontë, and maybe even the most socially intelligent. There's a lot of humor in this book, and despite some of the dark themes, it never feels miserable.

Anne was a remarkably resolute woman, which comes through in both her heroines; even when they are oppressed and trapped in the most dire situations, they consciously refuse to adopt a victim mindset, instead trusting in their own strength and resilience. After enduring much suffering, both heroines trust in their faith, focus their energy on creating good lives for themselves, and by doing so achieve happiness in the end.

Anne Brontë's heroines are true examples of female stoics in the original philosophical sense, capable of great empathy and feeling as well as self-control and self-discipline. The Anne Brontë heroine has a quiet confidence about her. She champions moderation and common sense, not because she is boring or easily written off by the misogynistic epithet of "prude," but because she has witnessed true chaos and experienced true misery, and these things have served to make her more calm because she does not internalize them but triumphs over them. She has decided to learn from life's lessons and seek a life of tranquility, simplicity, and faith.

- This novel has everything! We've got the (literally designated) not-so-reformed rake in Sir Thomas Ashby (and what a rakish name that is), we've got some demonic children, we've got a sexy country parson, religious discourse, depictions and poignant criticism of classism, sexism, marriage, animal abuse, etc.

- Mr. Hatfield is basically Mr. Collins from P&P. Matilda rejecting him was golden.

-- The beginning of this novel, summarized: "I can't wait to meet these amazing children I've heard so much about! Gee, I really hope they aren't sociopathic animal torturers! What are the odds, am I right?"

-- No wonder the Brontë's didn't succeed in setting up their own school -- being a governess or teacher was simply horrible back then, as it largely still is today, and I think for the most part some of them simply weren't cut out for the job to begin with -- which is saying nothing bad about them or their abilities. Maybe if they lived today they would have done well as teachers or professors with a little more modern structure and having workers rights, etc...

-- I like the short length of this novel! It goes by very fast, and I read the first 100 pages or so myself very quickly, and the rest in audiobook format, but this is very rare for me. I've become accustomed to the Brontë family "language." I'm glad I didn't start with this novel though; I think it's easier to appreciate Agnes Grey after reading their "greatest hits" (Tenant, Jane, and Heights). It definitely isn't my favorite Brontë novel but then again I don't have a favorite. They each fulfill slightly different functions yet have many overlapping themes, so it's difficult to rank them.

-- I think one of the reasons this novel may not be as popular as it could be is because the first half of the novel is generally bleak and this may cause people to give up. The narrator's life generally improves in the second half of the novel, but still, Grey does not have as much dramatic "umph" as does what I hereby dub the "Brontë Greatest Hits Triad" (Heights/Tenant/Jane) which all will prefer. Still, the novel is worth reading for any Brontë fans as it is good and contains many of the Brontë tropes we all know and love. It also stands as a marked contrast to Anne's second novel The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, and makes me appreciate that novel so much better.

#the bronte sisters #currently reading #book thoughts #book opinions #agnes gray #anne bronte #victorian lit #lit #english literature #literature #books #reading

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sporadiceagleheart · 4 months ago

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Thursday edits for angels surrounded by angels Shan'ann Cathryn Rzucek and Bella&Nico and CeCe, Candela Sol Rodriguez, Alyssa Jane West, Emma Nicole Speer, Avielle Richman, Ava Jordan Wood, Leiliana Wright, Saffie-Rose Brenda Roussos, Lily Peters, Olivia Pratt Korbel, Sara Sharif, Charlotte Figi, Jersey Dianne Bridgeman, Lucy Morgan, Mercedes Losoya, Norah Lee Howard, Sloan Mattingly, Audrii Cunningham, Judith Barsi and Heather O'Rourke, Makenna Lee Elrod Seiler, Eliahna Torres, Jackie Cazares, Mary E. Sullivan, Olivia Grace Thompson, Lester Stillwell, Alexis Brianne “Lexi” Stempien, Blake Lee Stafford, Emma Grace Stacks, Kelly Doyle Sparks, Christy Lea Sparks, Kelsey Shelton Smith-Briggs, Michael Daniel Smith, Alexander Tyler “Alex” Smith, Laura Ashley Skinner, James Asa Rudder, Ashley Nicole Romer, Jennifer Jailene Rodriguez, Angel Divine Randall, Miakailah Renee Ramsey-Franklin, JonBenét Ramsey, Kelli Shay Powell, Allyceea Mabel Brynne Ennis, Janet Carol Pierick, Patricia Sue Phillips, Pete Peterson I, Kaitlyn Nikol Pukatsch Parsons, Cheyenne Rose “Chey Chey” Newton, Emanuel Wesley Murray Jr., Maud H. Munn, Doris Denise Milner, Bruce Edward Miller, Ruby Miller, Lucille Miller, Gwenyth Marie McWethy, Natallie Elizabeth McNelly, Minnie E. McKendrick, Bradley Gene McGee, Joanne Ena Lynn, Jessica Marie Lunsford, Brittani Lynn LaFollette, Eva Gladys “Gladys” Kincaid, Elisa Izquierdo, James Alan Ray Hubbard, Catherine Violet Hubbard, Janessa Micheala “Nessie” Horner, Nina Viktoria “Tori” Bashenova Hilt, Angela Dawn Harter, Michelle Heather Guse, Lori Lee Farmer, Anna Katherine Grudziecke, Edith Clare “Edie” Grierson, Aiyana Emily Gauvin, Thomas Edwards Gallagher, Gerald Alfred Gaddy, Annie L Foster, Leah Foster Whitacre, Julie Alliot, Rowan Damia Ford, Kathy Fiscus, Mary Ruth Davis, Ettie E. Davis, Joan Angela D'Alessandro, Tessara Kate “Tessa” Crespi, Samantha Joy “Sammie” Crespi, Nina Craigmiles, Lacy Cheyenne Cook, Eleanor Emily Cook, Edward Parsons Cook, Dakoda James Clapper, Nevaeh Amyah Buchanan, Hayley Renae Reasor Briggs, Noelle Elizabeth Braun, Skylar Mark Brady, Edna Louise Blank, Celeste Elizabeth Berg, Teri Earlene Bender, Katherine Marie “Kathy” Beets, Barbara Ann Barnes, Bessie Barker, Baylee Almon, Marivel Mercedez Alvarez, Jessica Anders, Elli Grace Perez-Speer, Adilynn Holmes Speer, Anniston Noel Speer, Ciara Nicole Floyd, Nelani Ciara Koefer, Jade Nicole Simmons, Elizabeth Ann Byrd, Story Wren Worth, Abigail Elizabeth “Abby” Fedosoff, Kezia Mason, Isabella Sara “Bella” Tennant, Avery Lana Linda Brown, Sadako Sasaki, Sarah McKayla Brooks, Jessica Scatterson,Jessica Marie Bock, Layla Salazar, Emma Catherine Grace Thompson,

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undrcssed · 1 year ago

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MASTERLIST

A masterlist of muses that I have played throughout the years, that I am always willing to play. I do need to go over some of the FC's and probably make some changes since this list is YEARS old. But I will do that and update it!!

Abigail ‘Abbi’ Abrams FC: Victoria Justice

Addison Smollen FC: Kendall Jenner

Allison ‘Alli’ Ortiz FC: Madison Beer

Amelia ‘Mia’ Abrams FC: Torrey Devitto

Ana Flores FC: Camila Mendes

Angelina Rose FC: Clemence Posey

Apollo Kona FC: Roman Reigns

Augusta ‘Gwen’ Porter FC: Hailey Baldwin

Avery Smollen FC: Kylie Jenner

Bailey Allwood FC: Katherine Langford

Bethany DuPont-Hunter FC: Rachel Bilson / FC: Crystal Reed

Benjamin DuPont FC: Theo James

Blaise Zabini FC: Keith Powers

Bleau St. Claire FC: Val Mercado

Braelyn Carter FC: Alycia Debnam Carey

Caleb Kyriakos FC: Tom Austen

Callie Haverford FC: Gigi Hadid

Cameron Bartell FC: Natalia Dyer

Cathleen ‘Rey’ Murphy FC: Paige / Saraya Jade Bevis

Chasity Dean FC: Troian Bellisario

Clara Spencer FC: Alexis Ren

Connor O’Brien FC: Cody Saintgnue

Cooper Brozene FC: Joel Kinnaman

Cyrus Morgan FC: Scott Speedman

Daphne Greengrass FC: Pia Mia

Darya Smirnov FC: Taylor Hill

Davina Pace FC: Carmella Rose

Dawson St. James FC: Finn Wittrock

Dean Munroe FC: Jake Gyllenhaal

Demi O’Connor FC: Jessica Lowndes

Destiny Savvin FC: Eiza Gonzalez / FC: Salma Hayek

Dev Ambrogino FC: Nathan Parsons

Diya Gupta FC: Naomi Scott

Dorian Porter FC: Justin Hartley

Dylan Boyer FC: Olivia Wilde / FC: Odeya Rush

Eden Hunter FC: Danielle Campbell

Elizabeth Rush FC: Hayley Atwell

Evelyn Perez FC: Bruna Marquezine

Genivive ‘Ginny’ Kennedy FC: Alicia Vikander

Gracie Abernathy FC: Nicola Peltz

Harleen Quinzel FC: Margot Robbie

Hudson O’Connor FC: Charlie Hunnam

Hunter Munroe FC: Kit Harington

Irina Savvin FC: Claire Holt

Isabella Martinez FC: Naya Rivera Christian Serratos

Isobel Garcia FC: Jackie Cruz

Ivy Hartley FC: Maggie Duran

Jack Collins FC: Tom Holland

Jalessa Myers FC: Jade Thirlwall

Jayden Munroe FC: Leigh Anne Pinnock

Jayson Hunter FC: Dominic Sherwood

Jennifer Martinez FC: Diane Guerrero

Joanna ‘Joey’ Martell FC: Marie Avgeropoulos

Judith Grimes FC: Daisy Ridley

Karina Smirnov FC: Irina Shayk / FC: India Eisley

Katherine ‘Katy’ Abernathy FC: Katie Stevens

Katya Ambrogino FC: Ariel Winter

Keith Newman FC: Travis Mills

Kimber Rhodes FC: Karla Souza

Layla Abernathy FC: Emily Kinney / FC: Candice Swanepoel

Leah Douglas FC: Nathalie Emmanuel / FC: Amandla Stenberg

Lee McBride FC: Dan Stevens

Lilliana ‘Lily’ Rey FC: Bella Thorne Luca Hollestelle

Lorelei Ambrose FC: Imogen Poots

Maddox Young FC: Amadeus Sarafini

Madison Nolan FC: Ashley Greene

Makenna Dean FC: Shelley Hennig

Mateo Fiore FC: Theo Rossi

Matheus Silva FC: Chay Suede

Matty Dodson FC: Cody Christian

Maximus ‘Mac’ Porter FC: Austin Butler

Melanie Rhee FC: Lauren Cohan

Mickey Wolfe FC: Troye Sivan

Natalia ‘Talia’ Smallwood FC: Emily Ratajkowski

Nate Ballard FC: Randy Orton

Nikolai Savvin FC: Joseph Morgan

Paige Stabler FC: Madison Davenport

Pansy Parkinson FC: Nona Komatsu

Parker Mercer FC: Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Phoenix Dattolo FC: Avan Jogia

Piper Romero FC: Maia Mitchell / FC: Giza Lagarce

Priyah Jacobs FC: Alysha Nett

Psyche FC: Sophie Turner

Rami Armand FC: Zayn Malik

Reagan Powers FC: Allison Williams

Rhea Lockhart FC: Julianne Hough

Richard Thorne FC: Jon Hamm

Rose Granger-Weasley FC: Madelaine Petsch

Ryan O'Brien FC: Cam Gigandet

Samantha ‘Sammie’ Barker FC: Arden Cho

Sergei Savvin FC: Max Riemelt

Sierra Tsu FC: Dichen Lachman

Stella La’ei Kona FC: Nikki Reed

Sunshine ‘Sunny’ Jacobs FC: Dove Cameron

Sydney Pearson FC: Zendaya

Tanya Dash FC: Khole Kardashian Bree Kish

Teegan O'Brien FC: Lili Reinhart

Titus Kona FC: Jason Momoa

Tobias Graves FC: Travis Fimmel

Trent Lancaster FC: Andrew Lincoln

Valentino De Luca FC: Dominic Cooper

Veda Patil FC: Priyanka Chopra

Wyatt Cahill FC: Ryan Guzman

Xavier Waters FC: Don Benjamin

Zion Waters FC: Ricky Whittle

Zoe DiMarco FC: Bex Taylor-Klaus / FC: Ruby Rose / FC: Ash Stymest

#{ masterlist }

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paulinawoodpecker · 11 months ago

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Tad the lost explorer and the crystal’s odyssey cast

@jakkiisthatboy2

Main Voices:

Tad: Trevor white

Sara: Alex Kelly

Mummy: Joseph Balderrama

Tiffany maze: Gemma whelan

Ramona: Pippa Bennett Warner

Victoria: Elena Sanz

Ramirez: Elena suarel

Reena Roberto Ramirez: Olivia Rodrigo

Lukas Williams: Patton oswalt

Flora peace: Ariana grande

Minnie wakanda: Kiki Layne

Snowy Moscow: Taylor swift

Jessie wakins: Tiffany haddish

Kelsey swells: Ariel Winter

Chai Ming Kong: akwafina

Nagham hugh: beyonce

Roger: Roger Craig smith

Kenny: Ken jeong

Christopher: Chris Pratt

Kevin: Kevin hart

Jeremy: Josh gad

Dagenia: Moses Ingram

Oganda: Danai Gurria

Liza: Letitia wright

Jaiden: Jacob tremblay

Young Jaiden: Shelby young

Indiana Jones: Dustin Hoffman

Nathan drake: Jim Parsons

Dora: Isabela Merced

Tiffany mordon: Sheila Victor

Blair: dove Cameron

Ying: Constance Wu

Andrea: Christina Vee

Riña: Brittney spears

Max: Adam James

Jack: Ramon tikaram

Pickles: Gary Martin

Amy Jefferson: auli’i Cravalho

Jasmine Jefferson: Aimee Carrero

Singing:

Tad: ZAYN

Sara: Tori Kelly

Mummy: Joseph Balderrama

Tiffany maze: Taylor swift

Ramona: Bebe wood

Victoria: auli’i Cravalho

Ramírez: auli’i Cravalho

Reena: Olivia Rodrigo

Lukas: Justin Bieber

Anne: Philpha Alexander

Tiffany mordon: Renee Rapp

Riña: Brittney spears

Max mordon: Adam James

Blair: dove Cameron

Ying: Constance wu

Andrea: Christina Vee

Jasmine: Tori Kelly

Amy: auli’i Cravalho

Other voices:

Michael Jefferson: John Goodman

Anderson: Billy Crystal

Joe: Nicholas cage

Ryu: Ed guaghan

Brian: Ben cura

Professor Lavoff: Jim Carter

Katie peace: Leslie Mann

Josh rackham peace: Peter Dinklage

Minnie’s mother: Queen Latifah

Nala: Lupita nyong’o

Jax wakins: Will Smith

Angelica wakins: Anika noni rose

Mary: Jennifer Lopez

Jacob: Jason Sudeikis

Riley: Madison Polan

Jess: Carrie Kearnen

Mark: Zac effron

John: Raymond Ochoa

Kohl: Jason Segel

Kanji: Michael cena

Grandpa Lu mian: Dustin Hoffman

Grandma Jie mei: Lucy Liu

Charlotte: Selena Gomez

Ronald: Robert De Niro

Jackie: Kristen bell

Joe: Davis Cross

Mika: khalessi lambert tsuda

Lin Jung: simu liu

Regina: Issa Rae

Messiah: Eddie Murphy

Miracle: Nicki Minaj

Emily: Zoe Perry

George: lance barber

News reporter: Keegan Michael key

Margie: Lani Minella

Song list:

A different beat: little mix;(Rini’s cheerleading practice)

Do what you gotta do: dove Cameron: (max’s and Reena’s argument)

What was I made for: Billie Ellish (the mind of memories form first to third film)

Perfect people: Becky hill (mummy’s capture)

Stuck with you: Ariana grande and Justin Bieber (Reena and Lukas’s love song)

World burn: Renee Rapp (Tiffany’s revenge)

Hold on: Becky hill (the gang continues on their journey)

World burn: Renee Rapp (Tiffany mordons villain song; she starts making everyone mean using her powers; her revenge on tad)

Respectless: (Reena stands up to pickles)

Courage in me: Lou (Tad’s transformation)

Lazarus drug: (epilogue song)

A wish worth making: (end credits)

Empire: Ella Henderson ( playing in the background when end credits rolling)

#tad the lost explorer #tadeo jones #tad the lost explorer 4 #tadeo jones 4

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thegospelhighways2020 · 10 months ago

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This morning We're going to pray for #jonbenetramsey and her family and friends and Supporters bless our Jesus bless us bless JonBenèt Ramsey I had my shoes on the wrong feet one time and My Feet was Sore but we're not going to talk about that we're talking about the Murder Mystery of who Killed jonbenet Ramsey JonBenèt #whokilledjonbenetramsey let us go into prayer before I get the day started yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh celebrating JonBenèt Ramsey Having a Church Time Where we can Pray Pray a prayer for her and her family and friends and supporters we're praying for her always none stop writing this long story short about JonBenèt Ramsey words taught by apastors Michael perry and hades I'm Brother Tony Snowflake saying with all thy ways Acknowledge him and he shall direct the right path to Church Pray A prayer that's the lesson for today Pray a prayer prayer for Peace prayer for the Sickness prayer for the Cancer prayer for the Pain prayer for the Surgery prayer for the Medicine to Help prayer for the Children that Passed Away prayer for JonBenèt Ramsey prayer for Moa Björk prayer for Layla Salazar Maite Yuleana Rodriguez Eliahna Torres prayer for Saffie Rose Roussos Lily Peters Olivia Pratt Korbel Skylar Neese Amanda Todd Brianna Ghey Bianca Devins Gabriella Green Rachel Joy Scott Makayla Lynn Brewster Megan Meier Serenity Rayne Hawley Tristyn Bailey Emily Grace Jones Rose Pizem Polly Klaas Holly Wells Inez Briggs Clarke Gracie Watson Grace Sherwood Allen prayer for Madeleine McCann Inga Gehricke Summer Wells Avielle Richman Emilie Parker Jessica Rekos Charlotte Bacon Catherine Violet Hubbard Olivia Engel Josephine Gay Ava Wood Caylee Marie Mastin Holly Piirainen And More prayer for Jackson Dupree Eliza Adalynn Moore Taylor Jean Moore Missing Children Morgan Nick Haleigh Cummings Ben Needham Kelly Ann Fleming Cassie Bernall Judith Barsi Heather O'rourke Patti Jo Baker Secoriea Turner Devante Bryant Elizabeth Baker Bohan Royta De France Heather Dawn Church Erica Parsons Lisa Loring Lisa Irwin Sabrina Aisenberg Jackie Cazares Makenna Lee Elrod Tess Marie Mata Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez we wanna thank you for tuning in this morning and may God continue to bless you

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nityarawal · 1 year ago

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8/31/23

Handler

Morning Songs

Handler Handler

How'd Your Pappa Handle You

Handler Handler

Such A Sweet

Teddy Bear

Handler Handler

What'd He Do

Hit Man For The Government

Breeding

Guards For Kardashians

You Could've Had

Britney Camp

Renaissance Fair

But You Took Bribe

Called My Brother

Like So Many

Other

Stirling Boys' Club

Tantric Hand Jobs

You Could've Had

Free Britney Pirate Camp

But You Took A Bribe

My Little Handler

Happy Endings

Like The Lawyers

For Prosthetic Breasts

You Took A Bribe

Ken Carlsson Lied

My Little Handler

Adam Says

If One Murder Blows

Like Emily Pearson's

400 Slumlorded

One Murder Blows

Then The Whole

Town Goes

Dr. Tima Ivanova

No Pathology Report

No Autopsy

Sheriff Bianco

Hides The Evidence

Won't Procure

Documents

He's Not A Legitimate

Coroner

Or Doctor

Pathologist

One Person Goes

They All Lie

My Provider

Dr. Queresheri

Wouldnt Get Me

To Urgent Care

I Never Met

My IEHP

Provider

Doctor

Slave Owner

Selling Me On

Black Market

But One Of Them Goes

Dr. Natalya Knows

Ukranian Dr.

From Dr. Browning

Office

With Nurse Darline

Breaking Hippa Laws

Gossiping

One Of Them Goes

On Lymes

You Know

And The Whole

Idyllwild Arts School

Might Go Down Too

With Therapist

Julie Anne Steiger

From Common

Ground Healing

One Goes

All The Gay Attys

Go Fondling

Ukraine

Twins

Mexican Babies

One Goes

You All Go

A Handjob

For An Attorney

Plea

Not A Happy Ending

For Judges

It's True

Dr's Piled In

Like Sardines

In Princess Dorm

Dr's Piled In

Sodomized

And Ready

For Third Stage

Of Reality

Third Stage

Waking Up

Third Dimension

Realizing What

You Done

Millions Of Mommies

Murdered

In Name Of

Mental Health

Sanctioned Down

Judges

And Attys

Back To Middle Class

Millions Of Mommies

Murdered In

World War 3

We'd Be Searching

For Judge Ferguson's

Rotating Courtrooms

If Only X Worked

Been Broken Since

Twitter

No Searches

For Journalists

Saving Mothers

Didn't Get Freedom

Of Speech

Rapist Nonce Charles

Got The Better Of

Us You See

Open Up Chowmillas

Doors

Let The Prettiest

Ladies Roam Free

Out Of Prisons

For They're Killing

Mommies On Covid

AI Bribes

Petty Crimes

90% Of My Ladies

Don't Break The Law

Petty Crimes

Atty Lies

Wrongful Arrest

Just Found A Knife

Want To Call The Cops

Got Caught Peeing

In My Bros Garden

By A Neighbor

Cops Investigated

A Bowl Of Potato

Salad Missin'

So They Could

Attempt To Rape

Another Service

Gal

Off A Farm

On Her Late

Registration

With Covid Germs

We Know Who Robbed

Your House

Sheriff Parsons

And His Militia

No Need

To Rape Bella

On Sunset Cops

Dates

No Need To Rape

The Children

From Idyllwild Arts

If They're Not Gay

And People Pleasing

You

Your Trustfund Kids

Pleasing The Government

Hacking They're Junk

For Pedophile

Groomers

#PrinceOfPegging

Spies

Domestic Terrorists

This Is My Mother's

Country

This Is My Grandmother's

Country

My Great Grandma

Martha's Too

Huntley Roads

In Hollywood

Huntley Hotel

Along With Italy

Ventimiglia

Scotland

France

Iran

Chicago

We Ask All Of You

Iowa

Lake Tahoe

California

Hawaii Too

All My Heartlands

Azerbaijan

My Love

Azizis

All My Heartlands

Tehrangeles

Jungles

We Squeeze

Blue Fuzz Out

All My Heartlands

We Forgive You

Enjoy Your Princess

Dorms

Magistrate Judges

Princess Dorms

Big Titles

Farted

Magistrate Judges

Shot Wives

Superior Court

You've Got An Inferiority

Complex

Your Staff

Too Superior

To Do The Law

Peace,

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draculasstrawhat · 1 year ago

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This is broadly true, but I just want to add a couple of caveats to it, as these assessments always do the dirty on at least one side (as I’m doubtless about to do to the Brontës, but hopefully only to a small amount.)

Not only were Austen and the Brontës writing at different times, they were writing in a completely different *context*. Yes, they were both women, and yes they were both the children of parsons, but Patrick Brunty was an Irish immigrant (against which group there was prejudice) who worked as a curate in a remote, rural parish and had a houseful of children. George Austen, was a rector, and although not wealthy, was part of the lower gentry, and had connections and family across various genteel families across the south of England - and through her brothers she had access to a wide social circle. Even when her family were impoverished, Austen’s great fear and horror was of having to work as a governess, but her straits never became that desperate. Not only did Charlotte and Anne both work as governesses, Charlotte certainly also worked as a school teacher (I know at least one other sister did, but can’t remember off the top of my head.) Austen was sent (if only briefly) to Reading Abbey Girls’ School - a fairly prestigious establishment. The Brontës attended the Cowan Bridge school as ‘charity children.’

What I’m saying is, Austen was specifically higher up the social ladder than the Brontës, she moved in different circles and had vastly different life experiences. Her experience of stately homes was as a guest - not the most illustrious one - and she received a proposal from Harris Big-Wither, who was the heir to extensive estates. Now, this would have been a very advantageous match for her, and perhaps ‘better’ than she could have expected given her social position, but it was not by any means unfitting, or shocking. This is not to say she wouldn’t have encountered snobbery because of her rank, or relative poverty in her circle, and she absolutely had a match with a man she cared for deeply forestalled because neither of them were wealthy enough to support it. BUT, she was very much a part of that world - in a way the Brontës were not.

The Brontë’s’ experience of those circles were as employees, or poor relations - at least until after the publication of Jane Eyre, in any case, by which point Emily and Anne were dead.

Politically, as well, the environment was very different. Austen was writing at a time of enormous social conservatism- especially in her class of people - in the aftermath of the French Revolution, when being visibly subversive was quite dangerous to someone’s prospects, not just maritally but in terms of career. This threat was very present not just in the Revolution and the Napoleonic war, but also in the Romantic movement, and it’s challenge to the sexual and marital mores of the time. Meanwhile, a lot of social energy was going in to extreme and conflicting worldviews around questions like Empire and Abolition, the birth of Capitalism (this is a simplification) and the Protestant Work Ethic, ‘Enlightenment Philosophy’ and the cult of Sensibility, the industrial revolution and its impacts, and religious non-conformity. Meanwhile, ideas of ‘decency’ and ‘propriety’ were being thrown to the winds by the sexual behaviour not only of radicals like the Romantics, but also of the aristocracy - and crucially, the royal family.

In terms of the literary background, of course Romanticism and the cult of Sensibility were very present, also present were novels of Terror - the formation of the Gothic as a genre. In the context of all this, I always feel it’s important to consider Austen not as a reactionary or a conservative, but a realist. She was writing satirical, social realism *against* the excesses of thought and behaviour she saw around her, knowing how personally dangerous those feelings could be. Austen is very concerned with what each individual in a situation can *afford* to do, or express, or accept, or reject.

She also, I suspect, saw a lot of silliness, as young people around her ‘tried on’ the personas of Gothic Heroine, or Romantic Firebrand in very inappropriate circumstances, as well as a handful who risked ruining their lives in that way - and knew not only how ridiculous it could be, and also how very much they had to lose, by mistaking where they stood, or what the odds really looked like. What I’m sort of getting at is that while Austen *was* concerned about virtue, and propriety - she was far more interested in writing social realism, and the incredible dangers of getting it wrong. As someone who had lost a great deal of material comfort and security, someone who only tenuously remained part of the only world to which her education had prepared her to belong, I think she observed very acutely not the world as it should be, or could be in imaginings - but rather as it was - and then imagined possible happiness within that world. But the eternal caveat is there as a warning in the adults and side characters - unless your standing and wealth are beyond any possible criticism, in the upper middle class world Austen inhabited, you only get one roll of the dice. Her heroines cannot afford idealism.

Yet they exercise it anyway. I also always find it very interesting when people quote that, “it is vain to be satisfied tranquility…” quote when comparing the Charlotte Brontë to Austen, when that is, quite literally, the crux both of more than one Austen novel - particularly Mansfield Park - and her own life. @warrioreowynofrohan notes that Austen takes it for granted that women will want to marry - but it’s important to remember that Austen herself did not ever marry, despite the enormous financial pressure to do so. Because Austen more than anyone is aware what a ‘bad match’ brings, and is pretty straightforward about the drunkenness, infidelity, emotional abuse, cruelty, neglect, and (again, in Mansfield Park) domestic abuse that can happen if someone marries ‘unwisely’. In fact, within the boundaries of her genre, she’s pretty straightforward about a lot of stuff, hidden under diffident and satirical language around seduction, spousal abuse, poisonous home environments. In Northanger Abbey there is more than a hint that General Tilney is physically as well as emotionally abusive to his children and late wife (or has been historically) and I am always convinced Fanny and Edmund covertly discuss the possibility of Mary having been sexually abused - but that’s a theory not a certainty.

What she wants for her heroines is less propriety than suitability, not just in temperament but in possible future. She cannot and never will condone the type of match that leads, for example, to people losing their friends, family, inheritances, or simply social standing, because that inevitably leads to resentment, and possibly abuse. (I feel like this is the key around Mr Elton and Harriet, not just that Emma is a snob, but that they both would have been made to suffer for it socially, in a way that would have been unbearable to them both.) This may sound sort of silly, or reactionary, but… in Austen’s world, miracles don’t happen - that’s not her genre. Plucky, good-hearted girls cannot overturn the social order simply through virtue and kindness. The beautiful girl who marries the dashing sailor has to deal with poverty and discomfort when he is invalided out - he doesn’t save an admiral and get a commission.

Whereas the Brontës were writing in the Gothic genre, where exceptional cruelty, implied or directly alluded to rape, seduction, and ‘shocking’ subjects such as illegitimacy, violence, murder, suicide, incest, etc, were all far more acceptable fodder. I’m not saying that they didn’t deal with them in remarkable, new, or groundbreaking ways - but stuff like Udolpho, The Monk, Mathilda had this as their stock in trade. Charlotte and Emily (I don’t know Anne’s work so well) were also writing in a broadly Romantic tradition, which meant that great declarative expressions of non-conformity, resistance, and strangeness were… sort of expected. Again, I’m not saying what they did with it wasn’t remarkable… but it doesn’t strictly make them more progressive than Austen, because again as @warrioreowynofrohan says, it’s a false comparison. The Victorian Gothic (and the earlier Gothic, but slightly less so) gives a space for the impossible desire of the heart to be met, for the miracle to occur. Rochester and Jane are able to marry *not* with her marrying up in to his class, but her suddenly coming in to a living which allows them to live in hers. Cathy the second and Hareton can marry and settle their generational trauma (perhaps - perhaps not) and restore innocence to Wuthering Heights.

In direct opposition to Northanger Abbey, where the very idea is dismissed as grotesque, Rochester literally has his wife locked up in the attic.

As such, there is space for violence, and vehemence, and wish fulfilment, without the complicated social consequences which Austen would inevitably have seen in all these situations, because she was acutely aware of how all the tiny permutations of rank, wealth, fashion, and connection shaped her characters’ ability to live in a social world, and the embarrassment, difficulty, and inability to cope that came about when it was changed.

(And I will say that both Lizzie, and to a lesser extent Jane *do* marry up, although not dramatically so. The title ‘gentleman’ covers a variety of sins - their father is of a similar, if slightly higher class/less wealth and fashion than Bingley, and notably lower than Darcy, who has noble relations. Their mother is a merchant’s daughter. The whole book is about the consequences of their father marrying ‘down’, and the difficulty that causes in their ability to marry ‘up’ or even on the level. Until he inherits Longbourne, Mr Collins would be a step down for both of them.)

(I could also write a whole big essay about the morality in Mansfield Park through this lens cos I fucking love that book, but I’ve gone on long enough. Loved the above comment in general, sorry to be a pedant.)

every day I log onto tumblr dot com and I have to see people claiming charlotte bronte wasn't a feminist unlike their totally unproblematic fave jane austen and I am physically unable to grab them by the shoulders and giving them a good shake and it makes me real sad

#Jane Austen #somehow a major figure in my life #at least my mum would be proud

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