#Emily Prentiss is a raging lesbian

[demonicbaby666]

yuhhhhh, totally straight 😒

[criminalmindsfanantic]

JJ: *sucks on a popsicle*

Derek: hey blondie, you practicing for when will gets here?

JJ, glaring in bisexual feminist: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Derek: *scared shitless*

Emily, dying laughing: *is so proud of her girl*

[erablaise-blog]

do you ever just look at someone and think

I'm so fucking gay

[rozthedirector]

season 11 and 12 writers listen to me, LISTEN TO ME!! EMILY PRENTISS DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND SHE'S A LESBIAN OKAY?!?!! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!

[my-cages-were-mental]

i was showing my friend emily prentiss and rambling on about how attractive she is, and my friend was like "i'm 50/50 on her lol" and i-

like girlie how do you not find her hot?? i understand you're not a total raging lesbian like me but come on how do you not find her super attractive?????

[introverted-author]

1, 3 , 13, 26, 28 (images of natalia probably), 30, 36 for the questions I think would be fun to be asked!

1. If someone really wanted to understand you, what would they read, watch and listen to?

I can only think of something to listen to which currently would be The Prophecy by Taylor Swift.

3. List your fandoms and one character you identify with from each

Stranger Things - Max Mayfield

Criminal Minds - Elle Greenaway or Emily Prentiss

Higurashi - Rena Ryuugu

13. Indoors or outdoors?

Both!! I often stay inside at home cause of my chronic illness, but I do like going for walks when I can, even if it's just in my wheelchair.

26. How would you describe your sexuality and gender identity?

I am a raging lesbian who has a weird flirtation with gender 🫠

[marshreds]

i think about emily being a lesbian but then i realize how many bi vibes penelope gives but also tara is lesbian™ and ofc jj is emily's gf so basically every woman in the bau is a wlw and I'm not complaining

[chrisevansleftpeck]

Chlorine Kisses

Word Count: 1.3k

Content Warnings: da team enjoying some drinkies, emily prentiss and derek morgans thirsty comments, and kisses ofc

the saga of spencer reid kissing women in pools continues

You didn’t really swim a whole lot. You never swam, actually, but Rossi and Krystall had just gotten a big pool installed in their backyard and Rossi wanted to throw a little party to “break in” the pool. 

You were nervous for two reasons. For one, social gatherings in general weren’t your thing. Secondly, you’d be in a bathing suit, exposed for all to see. Every scar, bump, and bruise you’d gotten from a case or your childhood would be on display. The thought of anyone seeing your body that clearly made you nauseous. 

You actually didn’t own a bathing suit and had to stop by Prentiss’ apartment before the party to grab one from her. You crossed your fingers it wouldn’t be a bikini. But of course it was.

With a shameful twirl, you exited Prentiss’ bathroom with the bikini on. It was white with cherries on it- no doubt a tribute to Emily’s raging lesbianism- but it fit you nicely and was actually quite flattering. Still though, uncomfortable. 

“You know I would never lie to you, y/n. Your tits look great in that.” You laughed shyly at Emily’s comment, pulling your cover-up t-shirt and shorts back over the bikini. 

“Thanks for letting me borrow. I know it’s last minute.” You said, grabbing your phone and car keys from off of Emily’s kitchen counter. 

“Of course, thanks for driving me.” Prentiss said, walking the two of you to your car. You got in the driver’s seat as Emily slid into your passenger seat. You fired up your car, then reversed it, pulling out of the apartment complex’s garage and driving to Rossi’s. 

It was daunting, seeing that people were already in the pool. You thought- hoped- that maybe there’d be a window of time where everyone would hang out around the mini bar first or something. But no, everyone just carried their drink over to the pool. Almost everyone- but not Spencer. 

Prentiss was quick to lose her cover-up, joining everyone in the pool, but you decided to buy yourself some time by talking to Spencer. He was stretched out on one of the poolside lounging chairs with a book in his hands. He always used one finger to trace what words he was reading through so quickly. He looked cute so focused. He also looked really great in swim trunks, however his shirt still remained.

It didn’t take him long to notice you looming over him. He peeked up at you with a puzzled smile, “Hi.”

“Hi.” You replied, unsure how to break the awkward staring you’d begun. “I didn’t know you owned normal t-shirts.” You said, pointing at the gray t-shirt Spencer wore.

Spencer looked down at his t-shirt quickly, smiling. It felt weird to him too. “It’s a hand-me-down from Morgan. He gives me some of his old stuff sometimes. He says I need to ‘expand my closet’.” 

You laughed, thinking about his regular scarves and sweater-vests. “I like your style. Not- not that this is bad- just unusual. You look good- normal- now. Yeah, you look like normal-good.” You rambled on to no end. Now was about the time for you to leave. You felt gross, like you were all over Spencer. 

Spencer only looked down at his book and laughed a little. “You look pretty- um, good. Always. Not like- but like you always never look bad.” You decided to register this comment as a compliment once you say Spencer’s cheeks blush. He was nervous, maybe? He liked you? No, he just liked your clothes. You just wondered if he’d still feel that way when he witnessed the embarrassment that was your bikini. It was cute, sure, but very not you. 

“Get in here, you two!” Penelope yelled from the pool with some sort of fruity drink in a glass decorated with an orange wedge and salted rim. 

Spencer laughed, throwing his head back in contest, then gave in, placing his book down on the lounging chair. He peeled off his shirt casually. You could tell it made him uncomfortable but you could also tell that nobody cared. That gave you some hope- maybe nobody would care about how you looked either. 

You did however, wait to change until Spencer was done because you were….distracted to say the least. “You going in?” Spencer asked, making it sound like an option as if Penelope and Emily weren’t staring you down. 

“Yeah, I guess so. Not much of a choice.” You and Spencer smiled, looking down at the girls taunting you from the water. You did the same as Spencer, removing your shirt then your shorts and casting them aside on a separate chair. You noticed how pink his neck and chest got seeing your body for the first time, really.

Morgan made a whistle as you and Spence walked over to the pool’s edge. “Pretty. Boy. I think pretty girl’s got you beat today.” 

Emily nudged Morgan, “Shut up!” She rolled her eyes. 

You faked a smile through your nervousness as you waded into the pool, Spencer following behind you. Sure the water still felt cold on you, but you couldn’t wait to be submerged up to your waist- to cover up some of you. 

You finally made it beside Penelope, Spencer standing beside Derek. Everybody lounged in the pool with their drinks until the sun began to set. As the hours had ticked away, more and more of the team filed inside, drying themselves off and beginning cooking Rossi’s famous spaghetti. You and Spencer, given you two began swimming the latest, were the last remaining in the water. 

It was really quiet at first because of how painfully obvious it was that you both really really liked each other. But conversation started and things became easier. “You any good at swimming?” You asked Spencer, splashing some water over your shoulders to keep yourself warm. 

“No, no, no. I’m not a big fan. I do admire that Rossi had us swim before eating though. You know- there’s not really actually any scientific research that proves or says you should eat before or after swimming. For me, it’s more of a personal preference.” Spencer spun off into a little tangent. You listened, of course, but you also couldn’t help but laugh. He talked with his hands still, even under water. “What?”

“Nothing, you just- you just talking with your hands still.” You poked his hand with your finger beneath the water. To you it felt like a spark. Like metal scraping across a blade- a hot, fiery spark. His little touches always felt that way. 

Spencer seemed to notice it too because he had no response to your joke. “Um, it’s dark.” He coughed under his breath. 

“Yeah.” You hung your head low, staring down at your feet through the well-lit pool. “Sorry.” You whispered. 

Spencer’s brows furrowed. “Why?” 

“I didn’t mean to make things awkward.” You replied just above a whisper, avoiding eye contact. “I know you don’t like it when people touch your hands.” 

Spencer cleared his throat, maybe even subconsciously moving closer to you. “I don’t really mind when you do.”

You finally dared to look up. He was pretty and tall, and the tips of his hair were curling from the water. “Oh.” You whispered, then made a dangerous reach for his hand under the water. He almost shuddered at the unfamiliar touch. “This okay?”

Spencer nodded, for some reason pulling your hand towards him and you with it. Spencer pulled you close to him, one hand in yours and the other tilting your face up to him. Your bodies were pressed up against each other like fitting puzzle pieces as you kissed. It was soft and it was slow. You soaked up every moment of your lips on his, his hand on your neck and your hand lightly touching his waist. 

“You two!” Rossi bitched from behind you, causing you and Spencer to swim apart from each other. “Now I have to change the pool water because two naughty kids were making out in my brand new pool.” Rossi complained but with a wide smile.

He’d waited a long time to see you two together. You’d waited a long time to see you two together.

[smoothcriminal-minds]

INCORRECT

Criminal Minds has 17 team members over the course of the show

And not one of them is openly/canonically LGBTQ+?

Incorrect.

[ssa-sapphic-inactive]

-ˋˏ Slow Dancing ˎˊ-

pairing: Emily Prentiss/Fem!Reader

summary: (Based on the song “Slow Dancing in the Dark” by Joji) Emily and Y/N have been dating for almost a year now, and yet, Emily still doesn’t want to go public with their relationship. She says she just wants to be friends with benefits, but Y/N knows there’s more to it, and she’s tired of trying to fight for a relationship that only seems one-sided.

warnings: f-word x1, sexual implications

type: slight angst with happy ending?

“I don’t want a friend

I want my life in two”

That’s what you always told yourself. It was no secret that you were getting older, as was everyone else on the team, so for the past couple of years you’ve definitely been trying to find the right person to settle down with. Not someone who would just hit it and quit it, or date you for awhile but never fully committ. No, you wanted someone who was going to be invested in the relationship just as much as you were. Someone who you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with and who would double as your lover and best friend. That one person who you could share your life with, causing it to become two.

“Waiting to get there

Waiting for you

(I’m done fighting all night)”

When you first joined the team and met Emily, you knew that she was the one for you. You felt it. Every time she was near you, the beating of your heart would increase and the butterflies in your stomach would soar in delight. She made you feel things no one else ever could, and it wasn’t just sexually. She was there for you as a support mentally, whenever your depression or anxiety would get the better of you. She was there to comfort you emotionally when the turmoil after a hard case was too much to bear. She was there for you physically, when you just wanted someone to hold you in their arms or when you were feeling lonely. And you did all of those things for her too. You and Emily were each other’s person, and there was absolutely no denying it.

However, the problem was that Emily never wanted to take that next step into your relationship. You would go on several dates, and get to know each other better, before you made it to the intimacy step. There, you shared your first kiss together which led to hundreds of others over the past few months as well as other forms of close intimacy. But no matter how close you two got, Emily just didn’t want to become official and go public, and you had no idea why.

“The team doesn’t know I’m a lesbian.” She’d say.

Or, “I’m just not ready yet.” Was the go-to excuse.

Of course you didn’t want to rush her, so you had agreed to take it slow in the beginning, for the sake of making Emily feel comfortable in knowing that her thoughts and feelings were valid. No matter what, you loved her, and so you didn’t mind waiting for her to get to the point where she would be ready to come out. But it seemed like she had forgotten that you were a profiler as well, because you knew her all too well to tell when she was lying and you were always a silent observer. However, you decided not to push her until she was ready. For what, you honestly didn’t know anymore.

But what really hurt you was when she suggested that you both should just remain “friends with benefits” instead of girlfriends. Needless to say, that statement definitely led to a much heated fight, where you both had the opportunity to get everything off of your chests. You were at your breaking point. You were tired of her not being honest and keeping things from you.

At the end of the night, it was certainly clear to you that it wasn’t exactly a “fear of coming out” that made Emily so hesitant to start a relationship. But what was it then? You didn’t know. Why wouldn’t she just tell you? It was eating you up inside. Did she not care about you like you did her? Was she into somebody else?

“When I’m around slow dancing in the dark

Don’t follow me, you’ll end up in my arms

You done made up your mind.

I don’t need no more signs.”

After your big fight, you both decided to take a break from whatever it was that you two were, since according to Emily, you apparently weren’t in a relationship. So, you played nice in front of the team, which wasn’t super hard because you and Em were friends before lovers. But there were days that left you so confused as to what exactly her feelings were for you now.

You had all these signs that told you she wanted nothing more than to remain friends, but meanwhile, an hour never went by without you catching her staring at you! Plus, the jealousy was always there when Derek or an unsub would flirt with you. The raven-haired beauty would constantly boil in hidden rage, causing her milky skin to burn as red as the famous tank top that clinged so well to her curves. There would even be certain days where the team would get back to the hotel, and Emily would always ensure that the both of you were roommates every single time. She wanted nothing more than to prove that you were hers and only hers.

But you weren’t hers....right? Isn’t that what she implied with the whole “friends with benefits” thing?

So, with that thought in mind, you’d never allow her the opportunity to “claim” you. After all, you weren’t necessarily hers. Besides, you weren’t totally keen on the idea of giving her the privilege to be intimate with you, when you wanted more than just sex. But the thing was, you knew you were weak and that you couldn’t resist her. So you begged her not to “follow you into the dark” or flirt with you, because you knew that you’d take her back in your arms in an instant or vice versa, and that’s NOT what you wanted. She made up her mind in not wanting to have a relationship, and you had enough of the signs proving it. If she wasn’t able to commit, or invest more in the “relationship”, then you were going to sever all intimacy completely. You wanted all of her or nothing and you didn’t want to be toyed with.

But the last straw was when you overheard Emily telling JJ about someone she was “seeing” and asking the blonde for advice. It definitely made your heart sink, and you were quick to assume that she was interested in someone else. I mean, it would explain a lot. But why would she continue to pull you along when she was already becoming tied to someone new...?

“Give me reasons we should be complete

You should be with him, I can’t compete

You looked at me like I was someone else, oh well”

Because of the fact that Emily had shown no signs of wanting to take it farther with you, you had every right to assume she was interested in someone else. Especially when lately, she’d been avoiding you during the day, and instead, spending more time with Hotch in his office during breaks. She could barely even look at you anymore and it made you slowly fall apart at the seams. There was no more reason for you two to be together at this point. I mean, how could you compete with him? The boss man? Yeah, right. Maybe she should be with him.

“Can’t you see?

I don’t wanna slow dance

In the dark”

You had finally made up your mind, if Emily wasn’t interested in something more, than it wasn’t even worth the fight. And just like you made sure her feelings were valid, she needed to realize that yours were too! So, one day when the office work was slow, you walked over to her desk that afternoon and asked to speak with her privately. No, you practically demanded it. Enough was enough! She nodded and gave you a smile, which threw you off guard, but you led her to a private office anyways, where the door shut behind you.

“Em, I’m sorry to be blunt, but I can’t do this anymore.” You cut right to the chase, leaving her a bit confused.

“Do what exactly?” She asked you, trying to come closer.

“This!” You gestured between the two of you. “I can’t keep pinning after you when you clearly don’t feel as serious about me, as I do you. I don’t want to be sprung along or be your hidden secret anymore!”

“Y/N, I told you I wasn’t out to the team yet—“

“I know that, Emily! That’s been your excuse for months now, and I believed it! Seriously, you had me fooled for awhile. But why was Penlelope trying to set you up with the new female intern yesterday, if she didn’t know you were gay? Huh? And how comes every time we get a case involving victims of the lgbt+ community, everyone always immediately looks at you and I like it only hits close to home with us? Which it actually does...but that’s not the point! I’m tired of your lies, I’m tired of your secrets, and I—”

Emily quickly cut you off from ranting further as she smashed her soft lips against yours, igniting a small flame in both of your stomachs. It’s was so endearing, that you had to grab onto her hips in order to remain steady. After a few seconds, she slowly pulled away from you, causing a small whimper to escape your lips at the loss of contact.

“Baby,” She cooed, smiling down at you as she tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. “You didn’t let me finish.” You looked at her with confusion written all over your face, and she just smiled wider before pecking your forehead. “I know, that I told you I wasn’t out, but that was a lie.” She admitted, remorsefully. “I’m sorry for telling you that in the first place. I guess I was just...scared?”

“Scared of what?” You asked concerningly, completely disregarding the fact that she lied. “Commitment? Me?”

“Of the world.” She clarified, with an exasperated sigh. “I know what it can do to girls who only see the beauty in it, and the evilness that we see each day scares me because I don’t want to lose you Y/N! I can’t. I-...I love you too much.”

At those three words, you swore your heart stopped. You met her bright doe eyes, and noticed the tears that were starting to form in them. She was scared now, and you could feel it. She shook in your hold, so you took her in your arms and squeezed her tightly, silently telling her that you weren’t going anywhere and everything was going to be alright.

“I love you too, Em.” You finally whispered into the darkness of the empty office. “I never was one to believe in fate and soulmates, but I’m pretty sure I fell in love with you my first day working here.” You admitted, chuckling slightly at yourself. “You mean everything to me, and I’m so fucking in love with you that it hurt to think you didn’t feel the same.”

“I’m so sorry, Y/N. I wanted to tell you but I was afraid of what could happen. I don’t like dating, because once you get too close to someone, anything can happen to them. Especially, when your job consists of catching bad guys who could use angels like you as leverage. That’s why I’ve been talking to Hotch and JJ. They know what it’s like to be in a relationship that could also be in harms way any minute, so I just really needed advice.”

“I get it, Em. I do. But you have to remember, I’m a profiler too.” You replied, wiping her tears eyes and placing a kiss on her lips. “I see the same things you do on a daily basis and of course I don’t want to lose you either. It would kill me. Which is why I want to make the most of the time we have now. We can’t live in fear of tomorrow, we just have to live for today. I know that sounds corny as hell but it’s true, baby. And I want to live with you for the rest of my life, no matter how long it is.”

You two certainly had a lot more to talk about, however, at that specific moment in time, you just wanted to be in each other’s embrace as the darkness of the office enveloped you both. The only visible light seeping through the closed blinds, depicting the irony in the situation of what it really meant to be slow dancing in the dark...

A/N: Definitely don’t know how I feel about this one, but oh well. I’ve been wanting to start writing more so I hope you liked it anyway!

[kalivodas]

my unpopular criminal minds opinions!!

gideon was and forever will be the best profiler

my fave team is jj, reid, morgan, garcia, hotch, gideon

spencer’s addiction should’ve been brought up in more than than two episodes rather than just being tossed

emily just says ✨🏳️‍🌈 lesbian 🏳️‍🌈✨

we were robbed of reid being bi idc what any of you say

reid had the best glow up on the show

elle was a good character, but she didn’t get the help she needed after being shot

bitch the entire team needs therapy

when i rewatch the show, i kinda stop it at season 12 bc the show went downhill after hotch and morgan left

thomas gibson should’ve never been fired from the show when all he did was rage against a director being a sexist pig

jj was never one of my favorites, she was always kinda dull

the jj and reid ship storyline was gross, bc they were like siblings yikes

the show could’ve ended at season 11 and i would’ve been fine without all the new characters and plot lines and whatever’s going on

mental ilness is incredibly neglected in the show except for the unsubs

i cried when jason’s high school sweetheart or whatever died and he went off the rails for a little bit before he left

garcia and morgan are forever platonic soulmates and i love them

elle greenway gets too much hate, she was a hottie

hotch was literally a robot as the show went on and i felt like the writers took all of his emotions away

i couldn’t stand rossi at first but as his storyline went on, i was like i love this man ??

it’s sexist when u say elle shouldn’t have shot the pedo unsub but call morgan and reid badasses for doing the same thing

jordan got on my nerves tbh. why go into work @ the bau if you can’t handle seeing bad stuff? bitch their the FBI

george foyet was lowkey fine but he got what was coming to him

i never liked emily’s bangs

and this concludes my unpopular opinions!!

[yipyipjemily]

i feel like i should probably have a lil about me post pinned so imma do that now

hi i’m kaia but pretty much everyone calls me kiki. i’m 22, a raging lesbian and my pronouns are she/they. i’m in uni and pretty much spend everyday crying bc of it. i love criminal minds (especially emily prentiss and jemily) i’m always available if you wanna talk about them.

i’m also in love with taylor swift and one day i genuinely hope to run off to the lakes and spend my days drinking tea, writing terribly, and tending to a garden of flowers with a couple of dogs. unfortunately though i am 5’4” of utter chaos and i wouldn’t be able to handle it for more than a weekend before needing to do something reckless or absolutely destroying the garden.

drop me a line sometime. much love

kiki

[lil-koala]

exhibit b:

CBS: Emily Prentiss is straight.

Also Emily Prentiss:

[stxrrywildflower]

replacement

pairing - emily prentiss x reader

summary - you’re nervous around emily for more reasons than one

warning - angst with fluff

word count - ?

after emily has taken a position at interpol in london, strauss had assigned you to join the bau team.

it took a little bit for everyone to warm up to you, especially after getting emily back just to lose her again. but, the team soon grew to love you as one of their own. with no forseable transfers, you all bonded greatly and many traditions such as dinners at rossi’s and other events became more and more common.

on the team, you were closest with morgan with reid as a close second. you and morgan both had mutual interests and often went on morning runs together. the two of you became an unstoppable duo when chasing down unsubs. for you and reid, intelligence and reading were your common interests. oftentimes, the two of you could be found downtown at a local coffee shop or library.

walking into work one morning, you tossed your bag at your desk before following morgan over to get coffee. garcia met you both before taking a seat at the table. moments like these before either paperwork or a case were some of your favorite.

but alas, you couldn’t sit and drink your coffee while taking about workplace gossip forever. garcia returned to her own space while you and morgan sat down at your desks which were opposite of each other.

after completing many files of your own paperwork, morgan asked you to help him fill out something with the last case as you two were the most actively involved. you leaned over his desk with your back to the glass doors, resting one arm on the edge as you pointed out the details.

the room practically stopped. you felt eyes burning into the back of your skull as well as gazes on the front of the bullpen.

you stood back up as morgan turned his chair. your eyes widened slightly as you noticed strauss as well as none other then emily prentiss walking into the bullpen. morgan noticed your discomfort upon seeing the person you had replaced and stood up beside you.

the director and interpol agent began walking through the bullpen, obviously with the intent of going up to hotch’s office. however, they both stopped in front of you.

“agent y/n,” strauss greeted. you nodded respectfully as a response. “stay in the general vicinity, i’ll need to speak to you in a bit.” with that, strauss and press it’s headed up the stairs and to your boss’s office.

your mouth opened slightly as you began to internally panic. as the door to hotch’s office was closed, you immediately exited the bullpen, needing to calm down. morgan and reid shared a look before they too stood up and followed you out.

as soon as you entered garcia’s lair, she knew something was wrong. the technical anyalist spun around in her chair just in time to see you run your hand through your hair. morgan and reid entered and sat down on the couch just as you started pacing.

“alright what’s going on?” penelope asked. “prentiss is back,” derek revealed.

you groaned. “it’s not just that. she’s with strauss and they’re talking to hotch. most likely to replace me,” you spoke before the words could even process. your hands moved up to your mouth.

“oh my god she’s back to replace me. i mean why else would she be back? i’m going to be transfered. oh my god,” you ranted feeling extremely overwhelmed.

penelope shot the two men a look before standing up. “hey hey, you are not going to be replaced, we won’t let it happen. yes, we do love emily but there is no way in hell she is going to take you without a fight,” garcia spoke, placing her hands on your shoulder.

you pressed your lips and nodded as you moved your hands up to rest on her wrists. a knock on the door broke the four of you out of your slight conversation. j.j. opened the door, “hey, strauss needs to see you.”

with a final smile to the group, which they returned, you followed your fellow profiler out of the room and back into the bullpen.

after you knocked on hotch’s office door, you opened it and walked in. hotch was sitting at his desk while strauss was in the chair opposite of him. emily, however, was standing against a window.

“welcome agent y/n, please take a seat,” strauss greeted.

you held your hand up slightly as to say you were okay. after situating yourself so you were leaning against one of the shelves, strauss finally spoke up.

“agent prentiss has recently expressed her interest in reinstating with this unit. obviously, you were the profiler we brought in to replace her,” strauss started. you swallowed nervously, scared about where this conversation was about to go. “however, your performance with the team has been more than satisfactory. so, agent prentiss will be rejoining this unit and you will remain in your current position.

a slight wave of relief flooded over you. “seven agents on one team? isn’t that uncommon, especially for our division?” you asked.

strauss nodded. “yes it is. but we feel as though adding another agent would be nothing but beneficial for your team, especially with the amount of traveling you all do.”

“with all due respect ma’am, it is nice that a former agent is returning but why am i in this meeting?” you questioned. “well, agent hotchner and i suspect that there may be some tension between the two of you. it is complete understandable as y/n you may feel slightly threatened by agent prentiss’s return and vice versa.”

you had to admit, strauss was right. “which is why for the next week, pending on if we have a case, you two need to spend minimum of an hour and a half to two hours together,” this time hotch spoke.

both you and emily scoffed. “isn’t that almost childlike?” emily asked. you agreed, it felt like two parents desperately trying to make their kids become friends.

“this team needs to function as one. now head out, i’ll let you know if we get a case,” hotch added.

with one final nod to strauss, you exited the office, emily right behind you. “i’ll go grab my bag and then we can head out. are you up for coffee?” emily asked. you nodded, “coffee sound great.”

morgan noticed your stressed expression as you stood at your desk and let at a sigh. the older agent didn’t say anything but instead got up and pulled you into a hug.

emily returned only moments later, stopping a few steps behind as she noticed the platonic moment between you and morgan. once pulling away, you too grabbed you’re bag.

“ready to go?” emily asked.

you nodded before following her out. the two of you took your car, finding street parking rather quickly and deciding to walk the next couple blocks instead. very few words were exchanged as the two of you walked.

once arriving at the cafe, you held open the door with warm smile on your face. emily thanked you and stepped inside. the cafe was pretty much empty, just the workers behind the counter and a few college students scattered at different tables.

after you both ordered, you and emily slid into one of the booths in the corner. honestly, neither were sure how to start a conversation. however, emily soon found a interesting topic to bring up.

“so you and derek,” she started. you did everything in your power to not burst out laughing but a giggle slipped through. a bright blush formed on your cheeks as you noticed emily’s amused smile.

“never in a million years. we’re just friends. besides, i don’t play for his team,” you commented.

emily opened her mouth to respond but was cut off when a waiter brought over your drinks. “thank you,” you spoke.

as the two of you drank your coffee, a conversation was held. sure, it was still slightly awkaward as emily still intimated you an insane amount. by the end, you two had returned to quantico, happy with your first outing.

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for the next week or so, you and emily continued to spend your usual time together as per the orders of hotch.

most of the time it was going out to lunch since emily was still apartment hunting for her official move back to washington d.c. however, on the last day of your mandatory hangouts, you invited her over to your apartment for dinner.

you felt more comfortable around your fellow profiler to the extent of developing a slight crush. you found out through garcia that, in her own words, emily was in fact a ‘raging lesbian.’

just when you thought everything was going well with the team, a comment you overheard in the break room immediately crushed every positive feeling you had. it was totally accidental and you knew it was just speculation.

“you really think they’re going to allow aaron hotchner’s team to keep all their agents?”

“absolutely not. they would definitely transfer y/n to get back prentiss for good. especially after the whole doyle thing.”

“true. i’m sure strauss will say something soon.”

“of course.”

sure, strauss had promised that there would be no more transfers with emily’s return but something about the way the two men spoke didn’t make you so sure. naturally, once taking note of it, emily decided to confront you.

after arriving to your apartment, you didn’t even bother taking your shoes off and instead tossed your bag down before taking your hair out of the style you did for work.

emily did the same before turning to you. “what’s going on with you recently?” you stopped at the sudden interrogation. emily was persistent and took a step towards you. in return, you stepped back, stopping when you hit the wall. your fellow profiler followed until she was just a foot or so away.

“why are you so afraid of me y/n?” emily asked, her breath hot on your skin. just the way she pronounced your name made butterflies form in your stomach.

“i’m not,” you protested, internally cursing when your voice wavered slightly. “i’ve only known you for a week.”

the woman smirked, making your heart flutter, “something tells me it’s more than that.” emily moved even closer, your bodies just inches away from each other. you kept your hands behind your back, pressed firmly against the wall.

with every ounce of adrenalin you had, you placed your hands firmly on her hips before flipping her around so she was now against the wall. emily let out a suprised gasp and moved her hands up to your cheeks. “what happened to only knowing me for a week?” she asked, a smirk on her face.

“i don’t even care,” you spoke before pressing your lips firmly to hers.

who knew that a crush you had just realized four days ago would turn into a full blown make out session against a wall. without pulling away, you and emily stumbled through your apartment before falling onto the couch.

emily was pretty much on top of you, grinning brightly as she pressed her forehead to yours. “god your gorgeous,” she complimented. you bit your lip before connecting your lips together once again.

just as emily had started to kiss your jawline, both of your phones went off. you groaned and threw your head back against the pillow.

“it was only a matter of time,” you groaned.

after placing one final kiss to your lips, emily climbed off of you, extending her hand to help you up. “are we going to tell them?”

you shook your head no. “i think we should have a little bit of fun,” you grinned before taking her hand in yours and exiting your apartment once again.

[prettybillycore]

Criminal Minds Hogwarts Headcanons

In my opinion

Derek Morgan is...

a Gryffindor

- big half-wit energy

- seriously where is his brain sometimes

- would die for his friends

- wants to do what is right

- protective older brother

- wish he was my brother tbh

- defo a quidditch player, probably a beater

Spencer Reid is...

a Ravenclaw

- I mean duh

- he is the definition of a ravenclaw

- his rants are so cute no one can tell me otherwise >:(

- would prefer to read than hangout with u

- but would teach you how to play wizard’s chest if you asked

- the only person I would trust to help with Potions homework

Penelope Garcia is...

dating Derek don’t @ me

in all seriousness she’s a Hufflepuff

- she’s literally just so sweet

- brings all her friends cookies

- terrible at potions, but she’s amazing at transfigurations

- she’s an animagus and she’s the cute cat you’ve ever seen

- spends most of her time in the hufflepuff common room or with derek in the courtyard

Emily Prentiss is...

a Slytherin

- badass bitch, but super kind to her good friends

- makes a lot of inappropriate jokes

- raging lesbian

- has dropkicked at least one Malfoy

- loves her house, hate the rep it gets

- would slap anyone who picks on Spencer or Penelope

- mom is high up in the Ministry of Magic

Aaron Hotchner is...

a Gryffindor

- more half-wit energy

- where do these boys store their brains?

- leader of the group

- dad friend

- mediocre at his classes, but is always trying his best

- wants to be the Minister of Magic

David Rossi is...

a Ravenclaw

- fake it til u make it

- is smart, but plays it off a lot

- loves to cook the muggle way so his got him counter top appliances

- hates dorm life

- wants to be DADA professor when he is done with school

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau is...

a Gryffindor

- badass that always stands up for her friends

- total sweetheart

- everyone’s favorite bisexual

- gryffindor’s keeper in quidditch

- skips practice sometimes to go on dates to hogsmeade with Emily

Elle Greenaway is...

a Slytherin

- follows her moral compass above all else

- doesn’t have a lot of close companions, but likes to spend time with Spencer and Aaron

- decides not to come back to hogwarts after 5th year

- something to do with the forbidden forest, no one really knows

Jason Gideon is...

a surprising Gryffindor

- 100% a hat stall

- the whole room got bored 

- it was bad

Erin Strauss is...

a Slytherin

- looks out for herself first, but does really care about others

- a bit of a loner

- Aaron and her bond toward the end of her time at Hogwarts and she starts to work out some of her issues

- her parents were death eaters

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Do you have a list of upcoming stuff?

Hannah and I are trying to get through requests, so if you have any questions about them feel free to ask. Aaron on the other hand is just trying to write.

However currently in the queue there is 229 one shots. A list is below the cut:

Bilbo Baggins- Protect

Podrick Payne- Injury

Angel-Angelus

Neville Longbottom- Father

Cordelia Chase- Trapped

Tony Stark- Pregnant

Draco Malfoy- Book

Gary Preston- Movie Marathon

Arya Stark- King’s Landing

Aaron Hotchner- Pregnant

Sansa Stark- Joffrey

Matthew Crawley- Rattle

Samwell Tarly- Home

Alexander Hamilton- Black Eye

Jon Snow- Spar

Clint Barton- Jealous

Piper Wright- Camp

Robb Stark- Pregnant

Spike- Wedding

Reed Richards- Secret

Spike- Blood Van

Scott Lang- Baby

Thomas Jefferson- Coffees (Modern AU)

John Mitchell- Blood Lust

Missandei- Leave

Remus Lupin- Fictional Characters

Amelie LaCroix- Doomfist

Tony Stark- Bubbles

Jesse McCree- New Life (1)

Jake Peralta- Kiss

Preton Garvey- Settlements

Jon Snow- Ghost

Nick Valentine- Restrained

Ron Weasley- Doubt

Nick Valentine- Apprentice

Robb Stark- Labour

Buffy Summers- Care

Samwell Tarly- Gilly

Raymond Holt- Short Notice

Savos Seaworth- Shireen

Draco Malfoy- Crush (2)

Jefferson- Reunited

Ginny Weasley- Library

Robb Stark- Status

Cordelia Chase- Friends

Jake Peralta- Bullet

Tyrion Lannister- Joffrey

Jim Pomatter- Pregnant

Peter Parker- Bathroom

Khal Drogo- Husband

Aela The Huntress- Wolf

Scott Lang- Monday

Sansa Stark- Moon Door

Clint Barton- Ronin

Brienne of Tarth- Opening Up

Loki Laufeyson- Worthy

Brook Soso- Shower

Sirius Black- Bet (1)

Piper Chapman- Alex

Sirius Black- Bet (2)

Cersei Lannister- Joffrey

Tony Stark- Daughter

Arya Stark- Sword

Steve Rogers- Grief

Jon Snow- Fire

Peter Parker- Suit

Oberyn Martell- Revenge

Bucky Barnes- Friends

Buffy Summers- Alley

Bucky Barnes- Set Up

Molly Weasley- Egg

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (1)

Astrid- Recruit

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (2)

Ysolda- House

Podrick Payne- Pregnant (3)

Thor Odinson- Gym

Kate Austen- Exercise

Tyrion Lannister- Wedding

Natasha Romanoff- Old Friends

Molly Weasley- Pie

Peggy Schuyler- Heat

Gamora- Father

Olivia Colomar- Hacker

Okoye- Recruit

Heather McNamara- Loss

Stephen Strange- Five Years

Willow Rosenberg- Anxiety

Tormund Giantsbane- Woman

Rosa Diaz- Tech Monkey

Jesse McCree- New Life (2)

Valkyrie- Nightmare

Han Solo- Job

Ginny Weasley- Secret (2)

Thor Odinson- Let Myself Go

Artesian McCullough- Riot

Lorna Dane- Pregnant

Mimi Marquez- Fidget

Veronica Sawyer- Dead Girl Walking

Kara Danvers- Role Model

Lena Luthor- Kidnapped

Emily Prentiss- Wedding (1)

Alex Danvers- Training (2)

Natasha Romanoff- Leave (1)

Jenny Calendar- Think

Buffy Summers- Cupboard

Lorna Dane- High School

Wanda Maximoff- Mutation

Diana Prince- Beautiful

Willow Rosenberg- Witch

Lena Luthor- Fall

Jemma Simmons- Hospital

Kara Danvers- Distraction

Kara Danvers- Cat Grant

Wanda Maximoff- Love

Wanda Maximoff- Trust

Lena Luthor- Bullet

Daenerys Targaryen- Hope

Hermione Granger- Yule Ball

Rosa Diaz- Jake

Queenie Goldstein- Walk

Veronica Sawyer- One Of The Heathers

Alex Danvers- Anger

Maria Hill- Fury

Diana Prince- Hope

Wanda Maximoff- Birthday

Lena Luthor- Bar

Daenerys Targaryen- Viserys’ Burden

Carol Danvers- Change

Anna Smith- Injury

Cait- Lunch

Juliet Burke- Protect

Kate Austen- Alternate Universes

Edith Crawley- Jobs

Marisol Gonzales- Work

Hana Song- WiFi

Alana Dwight- Snoring

Nymphadora Tonks- Fluffy Socks

Rowena Ravenclaw- Training

Brigitte Lindholm- Worry

Olivia Colomar- Proposal

Brook Soso- Kindness

Stacy Hinojosa- Molly

Thea Queen- Truth Or Dare

Jennifer Jareau- Proposal

Elle Greenaway- Doing Well

Ginny Weasley- Study

Tara Chambler- Shower

Peggy Carter- Assistant

Valkyrie- Defeat

Ana Amari- Fareeha

Faith Lehane- Distraction

Aela The Huntress- Dragon

Eponine Thenardier- Letter

Imra Ardeen- Centuries

Dorcas Meadows- Bullies

Angie Martinelli- Keys

Angelica Schuyler- Forbidden Love

Eliza Schuyler- Love

Peggy Schuyler- Arranged Marriage

Beca Mitchell- Comfort

Paige Dineen- Idiot

Happy Quinn- Fire

Amy Madison- Spell

Angel Dumott Schunard- Visitation

Joanne Jefferson- Cheesy

Narciss Black- Auntie

Bonnie Bennett- Hoodies

Samantha Arias- Date

Ofelia Salazar- Injury

Maggie Sawyer- Morning

Ruby Lucas- Clean Up

Kelly Booth- Dancing

Heather McNamara- Confusion

Megan O’Brien- Walter

Jenny Calendar- Computer

Penelope Garcia- Coming Out

Artesian McCullough- Going Out

Lorna Morello- Glasses

Mimi Marquez- Good And Bad

Poussey Washington- Release Date

Maria Ruiz- Pregnant

Helena Bertinelli- Best Friend

Natasha Romanoff- Leave (2)

Emily Prentiss- Wedding (2)

Kate Beckett- Worry

Hope Van Dyne- Concern

Buffy Summers- Accident

Willow Rosenberg- Optimist

Lorna Dane- The Hellfire Club

Luna Lovegood- Mudblood

Quinn Fabray- Wheelchair

Belle French- Dagger

Medusalith Amaquelin-Boltagon- Strength

Daisy Johnson- Good

Jemma Simmons- Accident

Bellatrix Black- Pregnant

Michell Jones- Pride

Tahani Al-Jamil- Height

Kara Danvers- Coffee

Nia Nal- Cafe (1)

Nia Nal- Cafe (2)

Nell Crain- Phone Call

Sansa Stark- Comfort

Harley Quinn- Arkham Asylum

Mary Crawley- Sybil

Spencer Hastings- Video Games

Cersei Lannister- Pleasure

Shuri- Genius

Stephanie Hapakuka- Riot

Gamora- Decision

Rosa Diaz- Parents

Hermione Granger- Dinner

Daenerys Targaryen- Meereen

Elizabeth Swann- Dress

Queenie Goldstein- Sick

Veronica Sawyer- Mythic Bitch

Maria Reynolds- Affair

Maria Rambeau- Carol

Lena Luthor- Dinner

Carol Danvers- Fiancee

Jenna Hunterson- Sofa

Theo Crain- Hangover

Elena Gilbert- Bite

Alex Danvers- Road Rage

Wanda Maximoff- Tour

Diana Prince- Destiny

Maria Hill- Lesbian

Yara Greyjoy- My Queen