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Cosmere Characters React to Finding Fanfic/Fanart of Themselves: A Collab with Cosmereplay

As requested by anon :)

I asked @cosmereplay to collab with me on this anon's request, and happily, she agreed! Basically, I've written the fanart parts of this, and Cosmereplay has taken care of the fanfic parts since I, ah, don't read fanfic and wouldn't know the really good jokes.

1. Shallan, Adolin, & Kaladin Read Fanfic

Shallan (reading tags): Hmmm...ace Kaladin, aromantic Kaladin, bisexual Kaladin, bottom Kaladin (I'll have to look into that one later...), demisexual Kaladin, demiromantic Kaladin, dom Kaladin... Adolin: What are the relationship tags like? Shallan: Let's see... blushes thoroughly OH LOOK KALADIN/SLEEP! THAT'S SO SWEET! Oooh...Kaladin/Happiness! Kaladin: Everybody's a critic. Adolin: They just want you to be happy, Kal! Kaladin: I-I'm fine most of the time!

2. Elend & Vin Look at Fanart

Elend: Wow! Stunning! Magnificent! Vin (peering over his shoulder): Uh, Elend, I think you're supposed to be looking at art of yourself. Those are all pictures of me. Elend: Can you blame me?? I mean look at you here! Vin: I suppose I look...somewhat cool there. Elend: Ascendent, I'd say!

3. Ellista and Pai Read "Covenant" by liesmyth

Ardent Ellista: Oh you HAVE to read this one, it's the most popular Cosmere fic by kudos! Kaladin Stormblessed and Highprince Adolin are soulmates, it's so sad yet hopeful! Ardent Pai: I bet it doesn't even mention their class differences. Ardent Ellista: No it totally does! And it really gets in the way of them kissing!! Ardent Pai: Well maybe I'll take a look then.

4. The Kholin Family Look at Fanart: Part 1 (Dalinar & Navani)

Jasnah (slamming a large tome onto the table): All right, everyone. I've finished my extensive research into the fanart of our family. Jasnah: Dalinar, according to my findings, people on the internet find you (a) extremely sexy and (b) wish you to be shirtless on the beach. Jasnah: There is also extensive interest in you being strong but vulnerable in the face of Odium, which I believe goes back to point (a), your assumed sexiness. Dalinar: ... Dalinar: I see. Jasnah: Navani, the residents of the internet desperately wish to see you explore women as romantic/sexual options. Navani: ...In general, or specific women? Jasnah: Mostly Ialai and Raboniel, from what I have seen. You can see here, and here. Navani: Sure, makes sense. Dalinar: (Does it??)

5. Sigzil & Lopen Read Fanfic

Sigzil: Bridge Fourgy? Ohhh... oh no... Lopen: Well now you GOTTA read it, gancho! Sigzil: I will burn it is what I will do.

6. Hoid & Design Look at Fanart

Hoid: (huffing and harumphing) Design: Well, I think the art is nice! Hoid: (harumphing and huffing) Design: The colors are spot-on, there's some symmetry... Hoid: (muttering) I've been involved in practically every Cosmere-significant event...I tell stories with colors and magic imagery...I beat up Kelsier that one time... Hoid: But nooooo they only want to draw me in the Mare shirt with mismatching socks and sandals!!! AND TINY RED SHORTS Design: Wow, look at my boobs in this one! They're so round and shiny! Hoid: ...I feel like you are not sympathizing with me here.

7. Rushu & Jasnah read "The Princess and the Captain" by ailvara

Rushu: Your Majesty I looked into the most popular fanfic by hits and discovered it's an ongoing slowburn romance between you and, uh... well... Jasnah: Out with it, Rushu. Rushu: You and Kaladin Stormblessed. Jasnah: Me? And Kaladin?? But he's half my age! And we've done nothing but argue! Rushu (blushing): I think that's part of the appeal, Your Majesty. Jasnah: Give me that. (reading) Well if he said THAT then maybe I wouldn't have... hm... Rushu, cancel my appointments for the next hour, I need to finish this. Rushu: Of course, Your Majesty! (sotto voice) Thank goodness she still doesn't know about the Hoid foot fics...

8. The Kholin Family: Part 2 (Adolin & Renarin)

Jasnah (continuing to leaf through her large book of findings): Adolin, according to my research, the internet thinks that you are a handsome, sweet man who wishes to be with his friends. For example, here. Jasnah: It is mostly you, Shallan, and Kaladin, however you want to read that. Adolin: As...reality? Jasnah: Renarin, if you are not suffering emotionally alongside a stained glass motif, or suffering emotionally as a child alongside Dalinar, then you are with Rlain. Renarin: With him as in...? Jasnah: Yes. Renarin: ... Renarin: I thought we were being fairly subtle! Jasnah: You were not.

9. Moash & Leshwi Read Fanfic

Moash: What are the fics about me like? Leshwi: Well, you either die a violent, horrible death or you make tender love to... Leshwi: ... Leshwi: ...Kaladin Stormblessed? You know him? Moash: Ok so here's the thing

10. Moash & Kaladin Look at Fanart

Moash: Okay...I should definitely get my ears pierced, right? Moash: I mean...look at me. Look at me, Kal! Hot, right? Moash: ...Kal? Kaladin: ... Kaladin: [silently pushing this art toward Moash] Kaladin: There are a lot like this. Moash: What, of you standing? Kaladin: Smiling. Kaladin: People want me to smile, I guess. Moash: ... Moash: Well, I bet you'd smile more if I was always looking hot in earrings, huh? Kaladin: Heh, yeah, probably.

[koravelliumavast]

Ellista is me reading stormlight

[gal-palanaeum]

Scholar, scientist, engineer ships:

Jasnah/Khriss - They would love to interview each other...

Jasnah/Steris - They would be so ruthless at getting things done!

Rushu/Venli - Would they be able to stay focused to get the job done?

Rushu/Khriss - Just because it sounds like Rushur Kris and that's funny

Raboniel/Pailiah - Ancient beings, ancient sciences, deep relationship history?

Hessi (Of Hessi's Mythica fame)/Battar - No wonder she got so many things right...and wrong

Ellista/Ethid - They are good at ancient languages! Perfect for sending each other coded messages

Jaxlim/Axindweth - Enemies to lovers???

Eshonai/Rysn - Let them make maps...and love

Scholar, scientist, and engineer tropes:

I won't give you the info unless you give me what I want

We are exes but we have to work together to translate the Elia Stele because we're the only two experts

We have been sending each other increasingly personal spanreeds and baring our souls to each other in between sharing data

An ancient tome, protected for centuries is opened for the first time, and releases a gas that has strange effects on them

A fabrial accident pulled us both into Shadesmar and we have to survive together

If you want to join the Thaylen fabrial guild, you'll have to complete our initiation...

I HAVE to prove you WRONG about this theory!!

[sylvia-kelberry-markandeya]

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[aeneaamoretto]

His interludes were always so interesting but Ellista's one is something else. Can I just take a moment to applaud Mr. Brandon Sanderson for not only writing this series (as well as excerpts from books with the same titles that are canon in Cosmere) but he also took the time to write a trashy romance novel an Alethi epic and include it in here?

Is it wrong that I want to find a full version of that and its apparent sequel? Also, am I the only one shipping Ellista and Urv right now?

[botanicaxu]

The first half of Oathbringer interludes characters (Puuli, Kaza, Ellista, Taravangian), also a part of Elsewhere on Roshar project (I’m back on more OB stuff!)

[brechtian]

I love in cosmere books when scholars talk and it’s like a fun game of how much of your brain is taken up by knowledge of fake things. Level ten is being able to read “one of the earliest emergences of the proto-Thaylo-Vorin glyphic radicals” and not having to reread

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Protagonists Who Would Support the Villain...of Other Cosmere Planets

As requested by @asteroidfieldgame :)

Sure, in their own stories the villains are not well-liked by the majority of the cast. But if we took those villains and had them meet protagonists of other Cosmere novels...well, then it might be different, mightn't it?

[Here there be spoilers! I would skip any entry if you're not caught up on all the books for both characters involved!]

1. Moash: Supported by Kelsier

Kelsier: [holding Moash protectively ala that one meme with Kevin Hart] Kelsier: My boy Moash has LITERALLY never done anything wrong ever! Kelsier: Ooooh, did he kill his oppressors? Is he mean to poor helpless nobility? Did someone Rich experience a Consequence? Moash: (mumbling) I did try to drive my friend to suicide. Kelsier: Shh...baby boy, it's okay! Kelsier: I made my disciple advocate for old people to kill themselves with spikes to preserve their power! Kelsier: You're literally fine.

2. Odium: Supported by Harmony

Harmony: Listen, I'm not saying I agree with everything Odium does. Harmony: But making it so that you have a planet of mighty, battle-hardened residents to prepare for the coming Cosmere-wide conflict? Harmony: Sometimes I wonder if I should have done something more like that. Harmony: Instead of giving everyone an easy life and making giraffes because giraffes are neat. Odium: Have you considered...battle giraffes? Harmony: Please don't patronize me.

3. Hrathen: Supported by Ellista (that one Ardent who was really into romance novels)

Ellista: I am not immune to a handsome man in bloodred armor with a troubled past whose hard, mean exterior is slowly worn away through love. Ellista: A man who chooses love--unrequited love!--over his own god! Ellista: Problematic for an Ardent like me, but so, so compelling. Ellista: (sighs dreamily) Hrathen: ... Hrathen: Could I have someone else's support please?

4. Riina [from Tress]: Supported by Wayne

Wayne (counting off reasons on his fingers): One, if you're gonna be the sort to be giving out curses, giving out breakable curses makes you less of an unforgivable villain and more of a garden-variety dick. Wayne: Two, rats are cute. Makin' someone a rat is better 'n' making them a grub or something. Wayne: Three, and most importantly, her penis spaceship is hilarious. Riina: IT WAS NOT A PENIS SPACESHIP

5. The Lord Ruler: Supported by Dalinar

Dalinar: I suppose I am simply more aware than most that being a king is hard and can involve less-than-ideal-choices. Dalinar: And didn't he essentially become immortal while trying to cage an evil god and save his planet? I am literally setting myself up to maybe experience that as we speak. Dalinar: I know he took an entire population and made them slaves, but I did tell Jasnah not to free our slaves so, like... Dalinar: ... Dalinar: Maybe Wit was right. Maybe I AM a tyrant. Wit: You've never done an enforced breeding program with humans, though. That I know of. The Lord Ruler did that! Like, a lot! Dalinar: ... Dalinar: Wait I want to mitigate my support a little.

6. Taravangian: Supported by Shai

Shai: That Diagram of his...well, it's pure art, isn't it? Shai: I'm not immune to the appeal of incredibly complex and well-researched plans turned into an artistic representation so beautiful that it attracts worshippers. Taravangian: It's really more science than it is art, I'd say. Shai: Hilarious that you think those things are different.

7. Nale: Supported by Marasi

Marasi: He knows the law and follows the law. Marasi: Don't think it would ever occur to him that someone could be quote unquote "above" the law. Marasi: That makes him better than, like, quite a lot of my coworkers.

8. The Machine [from Yumi and the Nightmare Painter]: Supported by Vasher

Vasher: Obviously a soul-eating machine that nearly destroys a planet and turns people into nightmares is not ideal. Vasher: But it's not the machine's fault it was given an ill-considered Command. Vasher: Hey! Bald guy! Wanna gentle-parent the machine too? Szeth: Uh

9. Raboniel: Supported by Elend

Elend: Not for nothing am I chair of the Support Women's Wrongs fanclub. Elend: Nor can I fail to support a Woman in Science. Basic feminism. Elend: And although I know my bar is on floor, a parent who will do anything to save their child from eternal suffering gets me right here. (points to his heart)

10. Straff: Supported by...no one

Straff: ... Straff: ... Straff: OH COME ON

[wyvern-ocs]

DnD Characters as Troubled Bird Memes:

Inspired by @timeforelfnonsense ❤️

Ellista:

Dante:

Tabasco:

Scribbles:

Karen:

Empyrean:

[jewishdainix]

Ohh Ellista's reaction to her book is such a mood

[phendorana]

Top 5 favourite Surges (if you could have one).

Top 5 favourite chapters of the Stormlight Archive.

Top 5 favourite interlude characters (excluding the ones who get long interlude ‘novellas’ like Szeth, Eshonai, Venli, Taravangian, and the ones who get short books like Lift and and Rysn).

Sorry if this is too many questions!

hmmm ok here we go. (don’t worry it’s not too many questions). 

top 5 surges:

gravitation (shut up im still riding the high of 10th grade algebra physics)

lightweaving (me escaping the mortifying ordeal of being percieved)

progression/regrowth (solely bc of th iconic renarin vs thunderclast fight)

soulcasting (jasnah oathbringer deus ex machina scene)

division (sparky sparky boom boom time >:)

top 5 favorite chapters (this is just mean ok why would u make me choose):

the last time we march (ob, 37) (rock pov + “dalinar seemed like he could use a good session of making bread” + setting up renarlain we love to see it + “there was an astonishing tenderness to this man” 🥺)

first in the sky (ob, 45) (sigzil being an accounting nerd dockson would be proud)

whitespine uncaged (i’m a simp for adolin’s inner blackthorn 😳 also “honor is dead but ill see what i can do” KING SHIT)

notes (ob, 39) (simply on account of “maybe that should make you reconsider those other wars, rather than using them to justify this one.” HE REALLY SAID THAT)

 a bloody, red sunset (wok, 17) (“you’re in my spot, rock” HOLY SHIT I –)

top 5 favorite interlude characters (this is a good one so thanks):

hesina (she’s my fav + she gets an interlude in row so im technically right)

geranid (the two married ardents. COUPLE GOALS OK)

ym (hes the best person in the whole cosmere fite me)

mem (washerwoman lady who stumbles across ash doing her thing)

ellista (ardent w/ a romance novel. queen. icon. decodes the dawnchant.)

thank you for the asks!

[ternaryflower53]

x. book

Keel slides onto the bench next to Ellista. “Have you heard about the new book everyone’s reading?”

Ellista glances up—from her actual work this time, not a novel. She’s gotten warned once too many to be able to get away with reading right now. “No, I don’t think so, what’s it about?”

“Well, I haven’t been able to get my hands on a copy yet. But it’s about Highprince Kholin’s life.”

“You know I’m not a recent-history person,” she says. “And I don’t read biographies. Why would you think I’d read it?”

Keel snorts, waving a hand. “It’s not what it’s about that’s so important. It’s who the book was written by.”

“Jasnah Kholin?” Ellista couldn’t exactly deny that she’d be willing to read the book if it was by Brightness Kholin. That woman was stunningly good at her work, and she had just enough of a rebellious streak to read the blasphemy.

“Nope.”

“Stop being coy, Keel, by the Stormfather.”

“Okay, okay, fine. It’s written by Brightlord Kholin. In his own hand.”

“It’s what.”

“Right? I haven’t been able to get my hands on it yet, but—”

Ellista nods. “It must be the most interesting book published this century.”