#Elliot is so fucking terrible I love him

[pencarterandthesuperfreaks]

Elliot: Everyone, I have some bad news. Pen was hit by a car.

Lisa: Where?

Elliot: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And… she is going to be okay.

Graham: What is wrong with you?! Why would you phrase it like that?!

[amostimprobabledream]

The Captains Play Stardew Valley!

I have Stardew on the brain. These are very silly.

Shunsui Kyoraku:

He never knows where the fuck his animals are because he "doesn't believe" in fencing them in. He also forgets to water his crops so he struggles in the first year because he's always broke af - not an experience he has in his real life.

He loves the whimsy of the game, especially when it comes to finding little secrets like Secret Woods or getting to Ginger Island. He reacts like a five-year-old being presented candy, it's the cutest thing. Also, he's in Stardrop Saloon almost as much as Shane is.

He never does the same thing per day, he'll have a wander down to the bottom of the map one day, mosey into town the next, explore the beach another…he's one of those people who takes "comfy game" at face value and plays in a way that's so leisurely that it's actually quite frustrating to watch. The urge to backseat game is often very hard to resist.

Favourite villager: All the women. All of them. From Jas to Evelyn, he loves every lady. Even the witch, he thinks he could fix her. He desperately wants Marnie to dump Lewis and find a man who appreciates her and feels bad for Sandy stuck by herself in Calico Desert.

Soi Fong:

Naturally, she got a cat when given the option and listening to it meow at her fills her heart with glee, but she pretends she doesn't care. She becomes offended if any of her animals give her eggs/milk/etc that aren't gold star or higher.

She absolutely hates Lewis for his terrible management and keeps asking why you can't vote to remove him as Mayor when he's so blatantly incompetent. A mystery for us all. She's also absolutely flabbergasted that Lewis is dating Marnie on the sly. She also dislikes Pierre for claiming her produce as his own.

She likes fighting monsters, when she managed to get to the desert she was thrilled at there being tougher monsters in there - she changed her tune pretty quickly when she got ganged up on by three serpents and lost some valuable treasure. She pouted about that all evening.

Favourite villager: Abigail - her tomboy attitude reminds her of someone…

Rose Otoribayashi:

Rose thinks the game is adorable at first but he quickly starts learning some of the lore and is surprised by how dark this seemingly cutesy farming simulator can get at times.

He absolutely loves the music in the games and has even tried writing songs with them as inspiration. Sometimes he just plays the game soley to wander about and vibe with whatever music is playing in the background.

He enjoys combing the beach and the tide pools or pulling up flowers and giving them to villagers. He does finish the mines but he doesn't visit them unless he has to because of a quest, he finds them gloomy and not fun to look at.

Favourite villager: This is an easy one, he's SUCH an Elliot stan. He calls him his "digital twin".

Unohana Retsu:

She completes the mines and skull cavern with ease. She can't intimidate the characters in the game with her avatar so she gets to back it up with her sword instead. Seeing the joy on her face at cutting down enemy after enemy makes you wonder if you gave her the right game.

That said, she also enjoys the cosier aspect of it - tending to her crops and animals comes quite easy to her and she's never bored by it. When confronted with cutscenes for the games she tends to be firm but fair in her advice.

She rarely faints but she likes checking in at the hospital because it reminds her of Fourth Division, so she has a lot of friendship points with Harvey and Maru especially.

Favourite villager: Harvey but also Marlon. Duality queen.

Shinji Hirako:

He has the WORST fucking luck in the mines - when he sets up bombs they explode in his face, he can never find enemies when there's a quest to do them, etc. Yet then every so often his crops will get visited by a fairy and suddenly be fully mature just when he needs them to, or he'll catch a rare fish by mistake.

He pretends to be disinterested, but he's a liar. Shinji LOVES, and I mean LOVES the tea about the villagers - when Caroline mentions she used to like to take walks by the Wizard's Tower he nearly spat out his coffee. And he actually shrieked when he found Marnie and Lewis in the bushes together - you ran into the room because you thought the idiot had stubbed his toe or something. He ships the villagers together unless he's the one courting them.

He cracks you up during the cutscenes because he says the most hilarious things in response to the villager's antics with a straight face. He goes for Lewis' jugular EVERY TIME.

Favourite villager: He likes most of them, but he has a thing for Haley - she was rude to him when he first talked to her and he developed a bit of a crush.

Byakuya Kuchiki:

It took a LONG time to persuade Mr. Uppitypants to play, but once he does he's DETERMINED to stick to a firm schedule. Too bad that's not quite how it works - he's terrible at the fishing game and it takes him forever to get the correct ones for the community centre. He buys them from the merchant whenever possible.

Spring is his favourite season because of the cherry trees. He waters his crops and checks on the animals diligently, every day, and with a complete straight face. He doesn't like being poor so his Farmer starts making bank QUICKLY.

Gets SUPER competitive during seasonal events, especially the Flower Dance. He's still salty about Abigail beating him in the Egg Race in the first year and has lowkey disliked her since then.

Favourite villager: Penny, he likes her genteel, shy nature. Reminds him a tiny bit of his wife.

Komamura Sajin:

Oh my god, he absolutely LOVES this game. Looking after animals is his absolute jam and he quickly turns his farm very profitable. He's just disappointed you can't take your dog on walks with you in the village and thinks all of them should appreciate its cuteness.

He dislikes the fishing game, not because he's bad at it but he doesn't like removing them from their home just to lounge about in your backpack, but Sajin is also duty-bound to restore that damn community centre, so…sacrifices must be made.

Also he's overjoyed when he learns you can speak to animals in the game and always goes to check the forest in case there's a new furry critter to talk to. He also befriends Krobus and the Dwarf very quickly, since he can relate to being different to everyone around him.

Favourite villager: Linus, he appreciates a guy who is in-tune with nature and just wants to live peacefully among the animals. He also is indignant when people judge the Farmer for digging through the trash, so you know, kindred spirits.

Lisa Yadomaru:

Lisa has married every bachelor and bachelorette in the game at least once - she has the save files to prove it. She says she likes to explore all the game's options but that's not true, she just wanted to know who has the spiciest lines of dialogue as your spouse.

She hates having to check the animals and crops every day so she uses sprinklers to maximum efficiency and getting the automatic feeder is a godsend. She does still like to pet them and see the cute little heart icons, though. Lisa isn't immune to cute pixellated animals.

She finds the mines kind of boring but her insatiable curiosity compels her to get to the bottom anyway, and she loves finding new clothing items to dress her character in - every time she loads the game her Farmer has some kind of new fit on.

Favourite villager: She was very upset when you told her you can't marry Sandy - Lisa calls her "desert wife". She's also fond of Maru, who reminds her slightly of Nanao.

Kensei Muguruma:

Kensei gets a horse ridiculously early on because the slow walking pace of the Farmer drives him insane, especially when he passes out just before he reaches his farm, so he goes out of his way to get a stable as soon as possible. The horse stays his favourite animal throughout the game because it goes home by itself.

The fishing game nearly made him fling the controller out of the window - especially when he had to get an octopus. You were seriously concerned he was going to straight-up snap your game in half.

He tunes into Queen of Sauce EVERY time, even when it's a re-run "just in case I missed it". He has actually tried to cook some of the recipes in the game and some of them were actually quite tasty! (He declined to attempt the Strange Bun, though.)

Favourite villager: Robin, he likes building new stuff on the farm and he finds Sebastian's cynicism refreshing in a game with mostly upbeat characters. He constantly grumbles how Demetrius isn't good enough for them.

Hitsugaya Toshiro:

He protested when you first got him to play - he's not a kid! But eventually he gave in to shut you up and soon enough he found himself drawn in, especially at the notion of it being passed down from his grandfather.

He likes unlocking things as he goes through the community centre and gets this satisfied little smirk every time he completes a bundle, even if it's an easy one. He's actually a little disappointed when he finally finishes it and doesn't have much reason to go anymore.

Hitsugaya tries to do everything so "you can't accuse him of not playing right", but he gets so salty if he has a bad time in the mine or spends ages fishing and doesn't get the right thing - then he yells at you for teasing him when he pouts. Favourite villager: Surprisingly, he's fond of Sam, he appreciates how hard he tries to stay upbeat and look after his little brother, it reminds him of when he was a kid and protecting Hinamori.

Zaraki Kenpachi:

He spends almost all of his time in the mines - as soon as he learns you can fight monsters in the game that's all he does. He's passed out in there MULTIPLE times, to the point where he was too broke to collapse anymore. Luckily he also made money quickly because he found a lot of gemstones down there.

Can never remember any of the character's names so he gives them nicknames - Evelyn and George are "the old people", Harvey is "Glasses", Haley and Sam are both "Blondie", etc.

He gets very aggravated when anybody he wants to sell to isn't there, especially when it's Clint, who he doesn't like and swears at a lot. Funnily enough he doesn't curse Marnie out the same way, even if he really wants a cow and she's too busy staring at her microwave.

Favourite villager: Marlon, he likes a man who knows his way around dangerous weapons. But unsurprisingly…he also has a soft spot for Jas.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi:

Another person it took ages to convince, but he finds it intruiging despite the simplicity of it. Mayuri isn't really interested in the villagers and instead immediately dives into all the supernatural/weird shit - he visits the Wizard's Tower every day and ends up getting the Sewers pretty early too.

He's a completionist at heart so he gets very determined about filling up the community centre quickly and gets pissy when you point out unless the merchant has a red cabbage he's unlikely to get it done by the first year.

Rarely does to any of the seasonal festivities, but he does always go to Spirit's Eve - he likes the aesthetic.

Favourite villager: He finds Krobus the most interesting and would probably invite him to live on the farm if forced to pick a spouse, but for human characters it's the Wizard.

Ukitake Juushiro:

Mr. Conflict Averse King hates it when he walks in on a cutscene that requires him to pick a side, he hates upsetting any of the villagers. He reaches ten hearts with people because he unfailingly responds in a way that will max out their affections.

He befriends Linus SO quickly because he feels bad for him. He also wishes he could help with all the problems and disapproves of the bad parenting present in the game, especially Pam and Demetrius. Shane's cutscenes involving his alcoholism made him so sad as well.

It takes him forever to get through the mines, the button mashing is hard for him and the frantic pace of Skull Cavern and the desert is enough to give the man heart palpitations.

Favourite villager: Vincent and Jas, obviously. He's got such a soft spot for little kids and his heart breaks at Jas' backstory.

[necrotic-nephilim]

jaytim but damitim were getting married for reasons (maybe politics or they just have a really toxic relationship and tim is done) and tim runs away and into jason car

oooh i LOVE this. i think it's pretty easy to swing DamiTim getting married for political/family reasons. maybe something that Ra's arranges, forcing Tim into agreeing bc it keeps WayneCorp safe and out of the hands of someone like Tommy Elliot. and it's more fun if for that reason, neither Tim nor Damian are a fan of this turn of events. bc it *works*, legally, but they can't stand being in the same room as each other. maybe they hatefuck a few times, but it's clear they're terrible for each other. or maybe Damian is actually too controlling of TIm, seeing the marriage as an opportunity to finally force obedience out of Tim and that's his breaking point for going with Jason.

and Jason being the disgraced family figure who ends up getting Tim out of it is so fun. bc no one would expect *Jason* of all people to be the one to get Tim out of this situation. at first Tim goes with him just for the reprieve of getting away from Damian for a night, then it turns out Jason actually has a pretty well thought out plan for Tim to be able to get out of the marriage. and sure they're hooking up the whole time, but Tim doesn't actually expect to catch feelings. catching feelings would probably make the whole situation a lot more complicated. but he spends more and more nights at a club Jason owns, sometimes crashing at Jason's apartment not even for sex, but just to get away from everything. fuck buddies but they have a slow burn romance sort of thing going on as Tim deals with legal divorce proceedings. also sort of fun if Damian fights the divorce and you have the fun lil tropey moment of Jason protecting Tim, as well as the larger family reaction to Jason and Tim getting together if Jason is perceived as the family pariah. who approves and who disapproves, how the things that forced Jason out of the family are handled now that he's wrapped back up in the legal drama of everything. there's literally so much you could do with this, i adore it.

[bordysbae]

OKAY SO how about you do prompt 31 “it was a TIK TOK trend im sorry” where reader calls him by another guys name! Thank youu

okay so the anon who requested this told me that they wanted all of the guys, but i don’t really feel like writing for my entire masterlist at once… so here’s this years umich boys!! maybe i’ll make a part 2 and do the other guys, but i’m just way too tired and busy rn to write for my entire masterlist, sorry!!

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mark estapa

you set up your phone facing the ceiling to make it less suspicious, as mark walks back into his bedroom.

“okay i finished making popcorn, start the movie babe”

“okay, thanks for making popcorn jacob!” you say, biting back laughter.

“what did you just call me?” mark asks as he gets into the bed next to you.

“what? i called you mark,” you say, taking a handful of popcorn.

“no you fucking didn’t y/n, what the fuck?” he says, confused as to what was going on. you quickly get worried that he may get upset, so you immediately start laughing and show him the camera.

“it’s just a tiktok trend i’m sorry!” you say between laughs.

“oh i’m so getting you back, it’s on,” mark rolls his eyes, letting out a huff of a laugh.

—

ethan edwards

your phone is recording your face, as ethan steps out of the bathroom just wearing a pair of gray sweats, his hair wet as he just got out of the shower.

“you look really good, elliot,” you smirk, biting the insides of your cheeks to hold back a laugh. ethan’s eyes go wide and his stance immediately changes to a straighter position.

“y/n? what?”

“huh? i said you look really good?” you play dumb

“you called me ‘elliot’ who’s elliot?” he asks, immediately walking over to the bed. your camera is still recording your face, hiding it from ethan.

“i didn’t?” you shrug, avoiding eye contact.

“yes you did! what’s going on, who’s elliot?” his face looks super worried, and you immediately begin to feel bad. “ethan it’s a prank i’m sorry! it’s a tiktok trend!” you flip your phone around and show him the camera, which makes his cheeks flush with embarrassment.

“that was stupid, y/n,” he playfully hits your shoulder, flipping you off before getting off of the bed to continue what he was going to do.

“love you too babe!”

—

luca fantilli

“oh god, practice was so bad today,” luca groans as he crawls into bed next to you.

“im sorry max, want to cuddle it out?” you ask, readjusting your phone so that he can’t see it.

“what? what the fuck?” he sits up to look at you, your face guilty.

“huh?”

“you just- y/n- what did you just-“ he says, starting to panic slightly. you feel terrible already, but you keep going for the video.

“max what?”

“there! you did it again! who’s max?! are you cheating?!” he asks, pounting a finger at you.

“luca i’m sorry! it’s a tiktok trend! i have my phone right here!” you exclaim, immediately showing him the camera, making him playfully flip you off.

“i hate you”

“yeah sure you do, now keep cuddling me i’m cold”

“no, go have max cuddle you”

—

adam fantilli

you and adam are sat on his childhood bedroom floor looking at old pictures. your phone is set up against his desk secretly filming you both. you point to a picture of him laying on a pool floaty with lime green googles, and start laughing, “look at you in this picture, alex!”

“alex?” he questions, looking up from the photos at you. you guiltily look at him, and just chuckle.

“what?”

“you just called me the wrong name! what’s going on with you?” he huffs nervously.

“alex, no i didn-“ you begins, but he cuts you off, “see! you did it again! who the fuck is alex!”

“babe, no one! it was an accident!”

“an accident? what the hell y/n! i take you to my parents house, meanwhile you’re cheating o-“ he rants, but you immediately cut him off by grabbing your phone from his desk.

“adam relax! it’s a tiktok trend i’m sorry! i’m not cheating i promise!” you say as you rush to pull him into a hug.

“that wasn’t funny, absolutely no one laughed,” he rolls his eyes playfully.

“i laughed,” you shrug

“yeah well you laugh at everything”

—

frank nazar

“babe wanna come to the gym with me? it’s an upper body day,” frank asks you.

you place your phone hidden on the night stand, recording both you and frank. “yeah sure, ian. i just need to get changed and put my hair up,” you say, beginning to get out of the bed. franks head snaps towards you, making you bite your cheeks to swallow the laughter.

“what?” he asks you, walking closer to you.

“huh? frank what’s wrong?” you ask, clearly playing dumb.

“y/n what did you call me? who’s ian?”

“babe what,” you let out a huff of a laugh, trying your best not to burst out into pure laughter.

“you just called me ian!” frank exclaims. you decide it’s a good time to tell him, so you point to the phone recording you both, “babe it’s a tiktok trend! i promise i don’t even know anyone named ian!”

“oh you’re dead!” he exclaims as he playfully tackles you on to the bed.

—

luke hughes

you and luke are sun bathing on the deck of his parents lake house, and your phone is sat recording your face as it rests against your thighs.

“hey luca do you mind getting me a glass lemonade? i’m getting pretty hot,” you ask

“dude what? did you just call me my teammates name?”

“what? luca cmon don’t be silly”

“you just called me luca! what the hell?!” luke sits up from the lounge chair and turns to look at you. you bite down on your bottom lip to suppress your laughter, but ultimately fail when you see luke’s visage of worry.

“luke baby it’s a tiktok trend! my camera is recording, i promise i didn’t actually call you luca!”

“i actually hate you so much, go get your own lemonade!” he groans, hiding his face with his hands out of embarrassment.

“but luke im so comfortable,” you plead

“absolutely not, it’s that or you get dehydrated,” he shrugs. you roll your eyes and stand up, making sure to flick his forehead as you walk past him, making both you and him laugh.

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rutger mcgroarty

“y/n cmonnnn hurry up we’re gonna be late to dinner!” he exclaims from the other room.

“sorry! i’m coming down right now ryan!” you say, as you have your phone in hand. as you make your way down the stairs of your childhood home, rutger has a face of pure worry and a little bit of anger too.

“what?”

“huh? cmon let’s go we’re gonna be late,” you say as you reach for the handle of the front door, but rutger stops you by putting his arm on the door.

“what did you call me? why did you call me ryan? my name is rutger…”

“oh uhh ryan is my cousin i’m sorry, rutger and ryan sound similar, y’know!” you say, swallowing the laughter waiting to bubble up.

“nah nah nah i’m not doing this dude, seriously what is your deal? who the fuck is ryan!”

“rutger i just told you, now cmon let’s go we have reservations with my grandparents,” you say grabbing your clutch from the small table by the door.

“hell no, i’m not going until you tell me the truth,” he says, clearly worried and upset. immediately you feel horrible, so you show him the recording phone in your hands and explain that it’s a tiktok.

“oh i hate you! i actually hate you!” he says as he lets out a sigh of relief.

“yeah yeah sure you do babe,” you chuckle before kissing his cheek as reassurance.

[mushroompollution]

Leo's stomach sinks when he sees that question mark. Umprompted asks rarely ever end well. Still, he can't help but open the notification, as if possessed by some higher power. The strange request stares at him from the screen, two words with no other explanation.

He doesn't realize he's responded until the answer shows up on his dashboard. And by then, it's too late. That little notification flag pops up again, and by the time he thinks, i shouldn't open this one, he's already made another unwanted confession.

At least the admissions are harmless, even as a third appears. Well. That one's embarrassing. His gaze flickers up from the screen to Elliot, sitting at his desk across the bedroom, summarizing the day in his journal as he does every evening. When Leo looks back down at his phone, there's another confession on his dashboard.

Leo sets his jaw. Grinds his teeth and frowns. Goes to close the app, only to answer another.

He feels one of those ghosts hum in curious amusement.

"What?"

The servant looks up to see Elliot turned around in his chair, a quizzical look on his pretty face. "What did you just say?"

Leo's stomach drops.

Did he say something?

Did he say that out loud?

"just talking to myself," he chuckles dismissively, but his voice sticks in his throat.

"About marriage?!"

shit.

"yeah," Leo tries to shrug it off.

"Why????" Elliot demands.

"because i love you. and i want to spend my life with you. and i'd probably destroy this whole world if you weren't in it."

shit.

That's not what he meant to say. But as badly as he wants, Leo can't put those words back in his mouth.

There's a long pause as Elliot stares at him, wearing a dumbfounded look and a bright red blush. "Kind of a weird thing to say, but uh," finally his expression softens. "I love you too, you weirdo," he says gently. The warmth in his tone makes Leo's face burn. "Give me like two minutes and we can go to bed, okay?"

Leo nods without speaking another word, afraid of what might come out instead. Okay. Maybe that hadn't gone so terribly, though it wasn't the way he'd really wanted to say those words for the first time.

But still, this is bad.

It was already bad, but this is so much worse.

Swallowing the lump in his throat, Leo glances down at his phone without thinking. This time, he hears the words leave his mouth.

"Ernest spit on me and called me trash."

It isn't quite as wordy as what he's typed, but it's just as damning. Leo freezes, his blood run cold. He doesn't look up, but he can feel Elliot's intense stare on him.

"Hold on. Ernest did what?" he asks, voice slow and careful, but undeniably raised. "What the fuck?"

Leo shakes his head. He clutches his phone tightly, squeezing his eyes shut. "no, i don't know why i said that," he says.

Except, those aren't the words that leave his lips.

"i really wanted to break his nose."

"What the fuck?!" Elliot repeats, standing abruptly from his desk.

Leo stands just as quickly from his place on the floor. "i'm going to bed," he says curtly as he marches for their connecting door. But Elliot follows right on his heel.

"Hey, no. If my brother did something to you, I want to know about it-- HEY!!! LEO!!!!!"

The nobleman's words are cut short as the heavy, wooden door slams in his face. There's a small thud as Leo leans heavily against it from the other side.

He's shaking, clutching his phone to his chest. It's locked now. If he doesn't look, it's fine. But the device vibrates in his hands, and he just can't help but look.

Another confession spills from both his lips and fingertips.

"Leo, what the fuck is going on??" Elliot calls from the other side of the solid, wooden door.

"go away!!!" Leo screams. But once again, his words come out all wrong, and his blood runs cold in horror as he realizes what he's just confessed. But he can't stop, either. His fingers move on their own as another ask comes through, and the words spill from his lips as he types. After another, he screams, throwing his phone straight down against the hardwood floor.

But that isn't enough.

He turns sharply, shoving everything from the surface of his small desk onto the floor with a crash. The chair falls victim next as he easily sends it smashing against the wall.

Elliot bursts into the small bedroom just as Leo moves to try and overturn his wardrobe. "Leo, what the fuck. CALM. DOWN!!!!!" he demands, grabbing his servant by both wrists.

Leo pants like a wild animal in his grip, looking up through his bangs with wide, starry eyes. Then he yanks his wrists away. "let me go! just GO AWAY!!!!!!!!" he screams.

"Not if you're going to tear the fucking mansion apart like the Tasmanian fucking devil!!!!!" Elliot reaches for him again, only to be shoved back violently by two hands on his chest.

"there's something wrong with me!!!!!" Leo screams.

"Obviously!!!!!" Elliot shouts back. "You're flying off the fucking handle, and you won't even tell me what's going on!!!!"

"i don't know what's going on, okay?!?!" He doesn't mean to take it out on his friend. But in his rage, Leo grabs a pillow and hurls it at the nobleman. "i can't stop just-- admitting things!!"

"Well maybe you shouldn't keep so many secrets in the first place then," Elliot snaps, only to take another pillow to the face. He growls, hands balling into fists. "Knock that off!!!!"

"i'm scared, okay!?!"

That stops Elliot dead in his tracks as he marches up to his servant, ready to escalate their fight.

Leo shoves his hands beneath his glasses, covering his eyes and his expression. "i know that it wasn't a nightmare when those kids wandered into the crater five years ago," his voice comes out choked, half sobbing.

"What...."

Elliot's breathless, confused tone makes Leo's heart ache.

Elliot's own chest hurts, too.

"those kids died, Elliot."

The nobleman shakes his head shallowly in disbelief. "N-no. Pandora brought them back safe and sound. After I slipped--"

"you didn't hit you head, you were attacked by a Chain."

Elliot's stomach twists sharply. "No..." he mutters, his voice distant. "That's not. What happened..."

"i'm sorry. i'm really sorry, Elliot," Leo sobs, tears flowing freely now. "i didn't want to lose you. and then you and your father and everyone at the orphanage said it didn't happen, so i let myself believe it didn't. but then more kids started dying and--"

"That's not true!!!" Elliot cuts him off with a shout.

Leo drops his hands from his face in surprise to find Elliot grabbing his head, teeth grit tight in agony as he drops to his knees. The servant gasps, rushing forward to his master's side, only to be knocked back across the tiny bedroom.

Not by Elliot.

But something else--

Leo's back hits the wardrobe and knocks the wind from his lungs and the glasses from his face. Looking up through the curtain of his thick bangs, he tries to catch his shaking breath. Elliot kneels across the floor from him, a horrified look in his widened blue eyes.

"I didn't. That wasn't me--" he mutters breathlessly. His voice sounds so small, so far away. So scared. So unlike Elliot.

His hand falls from his head to his chest, and Leo's stomach sinks.

There's no denying it anymore.

"i'm sorry," Leo chokes. The next words burn his tongue as he utters them against his own will.

"you're an Illegal Contractor. and it's all my fault."

"That. Isn't possible," Elliot hisses through his teeth and the pain. But another wave of pulsating agony washes over him, and the hand against his chest clenches tight. He growls in frustration and squeezes his eyes shut tight as he yells, "Shut up!!!"

But Leo isn't talking.

The servant swallows thickly. But he can't move. Frozen in sorrow, and the fear that he's just ruined everything.

But then Elliot growls in agony again, suddenly doubling over. He writhes on the ground as he grabs at his chest with one hand and his head with the other. "Shut up--! Shut up!!" he cries.

Finally, Leo moves. He scrambles across the floor to Elliot's side, but hesitates as he reaches for his friend's shoulder to try and comfort him. He's probably the last person on earth that Elliot wants to see now--

But Elliot moves instead, reaching up to grab Leo's arm like a life preserver. And that's enough for the smaller man to scoop him up, cradling him. Elliot curls into his servant's chest, his shouting reduced to panting and muffled whimpers as a wave of lightheadedness leaves him fighting to stay conscious.

"i'm sorry, Elliot. i'm sorry. i wanted to believe it was just a nightmare," Leo sobs as his friend finally collapses in his arms. "i. i just couldn't stand the thought of a world without you in it. it's all my fault, i'm so sorry, Elliot, I love you, I'm so sorry--"

Leo's hands shake as he slowly unbuttons Elliot's shirt with great effort. He has to see it for himself. He pushes back the fabric, revealing the twisted design of the Incuse, three-quarters completed, and his stomach turns. As he starts to cry again, Leo hears a familiar voice inside him.

Ignoring it didn't make it disappear, did it?

[syraxesrevenge]

i don't usually get involved with team stuff but mini rant (im low-key losing my fucking mind)

I don't understand people who are Team Green, and not because of their opinions on the characters. I find Team Green as some of the most complex, interesting characters in the whole lot of asoiaf.

1: First of all, the treatment of the strong boys. They act like Jace and Luke are absolute monsters; which, I don't necessarily agree with, but without bias I do agree they are not pure and cherubic angels. Lucerys is impulsive and childish, making jokes about actual trauma and maiming a ten year old who was influenced by his older brother. Jacaerys has extreme anger issues which lead to him acting arrogantly and stubbornly to the respite of his elders.

This does not mean they are *demons*, though, and do not deserve to be treated as such. I've seen people say that they were horrible for not showing a horrified reaction to Vaemond's death, that they should've felt remorse; what choice was for them to make? Lucerys was openly against the thing, wishing his own birthright upon the person who tried to usurp him; Jacaerys heard only the words "whore" and "bastards", which set him off. I do not blame him for this in the slightest; those words have been used his entire life to demonize him, villainize him and his mother.

Other people say Rhaenyra was terrible for making her sons believe they were real Targaryens, not admitting they were bastards and trying to persuade them from the throne. This take is just - abhorrent, imo. Jacaerys was taught by his grandsire, his mother, his father that he was going to inherit the throne just like his mother would before him. Lucerys and him obviously knew they were bastards - it is hard to ignore when everyone looks at you in the street, points you out, suggests you are not what you say. Jacaerys also spent his entire life, especially in the Dance, trying to prove himself a worthy heir. His traits of being well-studied and righteous were given to Aemond, because there would be no debate on who to choose if not.

"Team Green writers should've written the show! They're making the Blacks too sympathetic!"

The blacks are supposed to be the sympathetic ones. They are the tragedy of the war; the close-knit family that, in their pursuit to stay together, were torn apart and murdered by themselves. Joffrey died alone. Lucerys died alone. Jacaerys died alone. Daemon died alone. Rhaenyra was the only one who died with her son. They were the epitome of a caring, loving family - and what did that get them? Their reluctance to be ruthless resulted in the cold murder of a child. Lucerys was 13 in the book - 14/15 in the show. His death should be as hard hitting and as sympathetic as Jaehaerys, but somehow, it is not. To make a joke about Vhagar ripping Arrax to pieces is funny, to make a joke about Blood and Cheese is horrible. The double standard is just *baffling* to me.

Another thing - most of TG loves Jon Snow. They think that Daenerys was mad, that she deserved to die, that she was evil. By this precedent, if you can accept a legitimized bastard on the throne in the form of Jon, why is it *so hard* to picture Jacaerys on the throne?

"They have no personality!"

They had absolutely no screentime. The writers gave a scene to a fucking *foot fetish*, and they could not give us a scene of Lucerys, Jacaerys, or Joffrey. Especially when Lucerys was going to die in that season - he had a total of 23 minutes of screentime, and near 6 minutes of lines. That is not even half of an episode worth - especially for him to just be sitting in the background. And the times when he is talking? He is made to be the most unsympathetic character, ever. Laughing at Aemond, attacking Aemond - he is used mainly as a plot device, and it's sad, because I truly believe he deserved better than that, bc Elliot Grihault is a great actor :D

might make a part 2 if this idiot in a discord RP keeps insisting tg is righteous and perfect and amazing and MY fav characters suck ass

[oniikabuto]

general hcs ☆ south park

-- sfw --

characters: the main 4

a/n: it's literally midnight. i need to be up at 5am tomorrow. i'm writing about south park on tumblr.

synopsis: just headcanons of sp kids! their little quirks and habits and stuff

oh also aged up

...

— ⛧ e. cartman

has all of the really good snacks in his pantry

had a phase where he really wanted to be a garbage truck driver as a kid

listens to ariana grande and lady gaga

sings his heart out in the shower

refuses to admit it if you ever overheard him

weirdly sharp canines it makes him look like an evil little rodent

allergic to picking up after himself. there's literally a trail of shoes all the way up to his bedroom

never takes stuff out of his pockets before his mom washes his clothes but then gets pissed when his earbuds and stuff go through the wash

smells like baby soap

bites his pencils and they look horrendous

one time kenny asked to borrow a pencil and he threw it back almost immediately after feeling the bumpy chewed-up wood

thinks that menstrual products shouldn't be free because "can't they just hold it in??"

kyle will fight him about it

loves chocolate milk to death

— ⛧ k. mccormick

gappy teeth

but it looks cute on him

likes cds even though he doesn't have a cd player

always packs his lunch in the morning and karen's

there's little holes on the insides of his pockets and he has a habit of sticking his fingers through them and wiggling them without realizing

which make the holes bigger

keeps a porn magazine in his school backpack and leafs through it on the bus or in the library as if he's casually reading the news

sex jokes just SLIP out. he doesn't even think before he makes a sex joke.

his backpack is a mess and he uses the little pockets to store trash and edible wrappers and crumbs

has a disposable somewhere that he hits in the middle of class

kyle gives him a disapproving look when he stumbles into class high as balls

street smart but doesn't know how to do long division

favorite food is chicken nuggets with ranch

loves ranch (i fucking love ranch fight me)

will let you paint his nails

probably listens to tiktok music like mitski and radiohead and shit

also the smiths

— ⛧ k. broflovski

4.0 gpa all the way until that one A- in pe. junior year that dropped it to a 3.9

cried about it and sulked for weeks

stan almost left him because he got so sick of it (rockin that 2.9)

"dude it's not that big of a deal"

"MY LIFE IS OVER STAN YOU DONT GET IT"

keeps really organized notes- not just for him, but for the sake of his friends who take shitty notes

he has freckles idc if they said he's a daywalker HE HAS FRECKLES.

has a 10-step hair care routine every night

spends longer in the bathroom doing his hair care thing than his mother

spends 30 minutes every day watching tv with ike no matter what

gets violently competetive over kahoot

listens to the cure and elliot smith

keeps a different notebook for each class

— ⛧ s. marsh

always has at least one earbud in

sometimes when there's a lot on his mind, he gets very easily distracted

will step in the shower with his socks still on by accident

has a little crush on kyle (sorry style brainrot....)

used to read a lot as a kid, not really much anymore

unconciously messes with little papers or napkins in his pcokets and tears them to bits

gets like no sleep ever because he can't ever get off his phone or whatever he's doing long enough to try and get some sleep

still gets nauseous whenever he's near someone he has a crush on

terrible at articulating himself through text

if you want to show him a video or post, you would have to show him irl because he won't see the tag.

smoked weed once and decided it was overrated, but will sometimes get high if kenny asks or something.

loves vanilla flavored things even though it's basic

constantly has random change and wads of cash in his backpack because he's too lazy to stuff his things back into his wallet

[echo-goes-mmm]

Ambrose and Elliot #14

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Warnings: brief murder, offscreen sex

Once upon a time, a hundred years ago or more, there was a temple boy. The title was a bit of a misnomer, really. Ambrose was a grown man at 21. But he was no priest, and if you lived at the temple and weren’t a priest, you were a temple boy. Or girl, or assistant. 

Ambrose’s job was to keep things clean and tidy. To sweep the polished floors, launder the tapestries, water the plants, and secretly open the windows when the priests used too much incense in his opinion. That last part wasn’t in the job description.

It was monotonous, but it was a job. It allowed him some anonymity anyway, his parents wouldn’t think to look for Ambrose here. No one paid attention to the temple cleaners when there was a chance to run into a god. 

Ambrose wasn’t a worshiper but he knew better than the fanatics. He’d peeked and seen the serpent god a few times, and he was certainly divine, but also he was kinda just… a man? A very handsome man with pretty brown-and-gold slitted eyes and lovely black hair and a sharp smile that made his stomach do some interesting maneuvers and-

Still. Not exactly the mind-meltingly powerful image some followers claimed to see. Their offerings usually went unnoticed, and Ambrose bet they hadn’t actually met him.

He was wandering the upper floor of the temple, looking for the rumored records room, when the tell-tale flash of golden light appeared behind him. He whirled around. And yup, the serpent god was right behind him. Shit.

“You’re getting closer,” said the god, in a sing-song voice. Fuck, his teeth were sharp.

“Hm?”

“The records room,” he said, stepping forward, and holy shit he was tall, “you’re getting close to it.”

“Oh, uh, you know about that?” 

“Of course. It’s my temple after all, and secrets are in my domain,” said the god. Right. How could he have forgotten?

“So you know what’s in it?”

“I’ll do you one better,” the god moved to face the wall, pressing on a stone, and a part of the wall creaked open.

Unfortunately, the records were just a log of offerings over the centuries. Incredibly uninteresting, and the serpent god laughed at the face he made.

___________________

Apparently he was the god of a lot of things. Sure, most people knew the “secrets” aspect, but there was much more to the serpent god than most were aware. Self-confidence, Generosity, Indulgence. The list went on.

"How are you the god of all these things?" Ambrose asked. "They're all so contradictory."

“We can stretch our natures. Some of my kin pick up and put down titles like toys. As long as we can connect them. A friend of mine branched from logic to knowledge to science because it interested him,” he explained.

“So how do you connect yours?”

The god smiled at him. “You’re a clever man. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.”

Ambrose learned he was also the god of Revenge when he came to the temple with blood up to elbows, cheerfully informing Ambrose that his abusive parents were now dead. Or was it Justice? It certainly felt like the latter when Ambrose was planning the funeral.

___________________

They were on the grassy hill outside the city. They’d had some pastries, and split a pot of chamomile tea between them. Ambrose wasn’t a tea person, but it was growing on him. Now, though, they were just watching the clouds go by.

“Why do you visit me?” asked Ambrose, after picking out a bird-shaped cloud. “Surely I'm not that interesting.”

“Hm? I don’t know what you mean.” Jay fidgeted with a flower stem. For a god of self confidence and secrets, he was a terrible liar.

Ambrose rolled over, propping himself up on his elbow. “You know exactly what I mean. You could see anyone in the world, do anything you want, but you come see me. Why?”

Jay turned towards him. “Maybe you’re just pretty.”

Terrible liar.

___________________

“I have a gift for you, darling.” Ambrose examined the golden jewelry that Janus presented to him. It was gorgeous. A golden arm cuff in Janus’s signature animal, complete with emerald eyes.

“It’s beautiful, honey, thank you,” said Ambrose, pulling it on. It fit perfectly. He kissed Janus’s cheek, and the smile he got in return was as radiant as the sun.

___________________

Ambrose had never been so happy. The past few years had been sheer bliss.

They were in Janus’s bedroom, in the divine realm. The smell of sex still lingered in the air. Janus was exactly a head taller than him and Ambrose (who had always been taller than his previous partners) laid on his chest with his head tucked under Janus’s chin.

Janus had one arm around his waist, and the other was stroking his back. He hummed, nearly purring as they cuddled. 

“I love you," he murmured. He kissed his forehead. Ambrose's stomach dropped.

“I’m sorry,” he blurted. Janus tensed underneath him. Ambrose rolled off, sitting at the edge of the frankly massive bed.

“Wha- Rosey, why would you say that?” Ambrose could hear the hurt in Janus’s voice. He couldn’t stand to look back at him.

“I... I just,” Ambrose sniffed. “I’m going to die someday. And I love you too, and I’m sorry.”

The bed dipped behind him, and Janus’s warm arms wrapped around his waist. He brushed a kiss to Ambrose’s cheek. 

“It’s okay.”

“It really isn’t,” sobbed Ambrose. “I don’t want to do that to you. I don’t want to die, and I don’t want to leave you! I’m so sorry, Jay, you should go, it’s not fair to you-”

“I’m not going anywhere. It’s alright. We can fix it.” Janus tucked a piece of Ambrose’s hair behind his ear.

“We- we can?”

“Of course, darling,” Janus gave him another kiss, this time to his temple.

“You could live forever, if that’s what you want.”

taglist: @cupcakes-and-pain @secretwhumplair@paintedpigeon1 @whump-blog @whump-em @thingsthatgo-whump-inthenight @starfields08000 @littlespacecastle @mylovelyme

[gaming-thoughts-by-an-idiot]

Fable 3, fuck Logan, lil bitch

Game: do u want to be Prince or Princess?

Me: I'd like to be the third secret sex

Game: what?

Me: THE MAIN CHARACTER

Game: y-yes that's-

Me: WHO GONNA SAVE THE WORLD

Game: that's what the sex-

Me: gotta go girl, boys are so obvious, he's gonna be all proper

Game: have u ever met a man...?

Me: girls are so badass, just look at Buffy

Game:...

Me:...

"Ready to see my man... the bastard Reaver"

"Damn, the city sure got bigger in like 20? Years"

"The hen tried to fly but couldn't but they can actually fly so we were all lied to"

"Damn, children working..."

"I cant remember this part of my castle"

"Holy shit it's fucking huge omg"

"Hehe that's what she said"

"That feather had plans"

"Ew look at that hat"

"Damn my dog could've been prettier"

"Pff, do u wanna look princess-y or cool"

"Obviously I'm picking the short and movable one"

"I fucking LOVE Jasper"

"I'm standing still, I wanna hear his comments to it"

"What happens if I try to leave in my pjs"

"He just went 'are u sure?' "

"Damn, he just threw a word at me that idk what means, but I think its like 'silly' "

"I look so pretty- wtf is that hair?"

"Jasper said avoid my brother, but what kind of sister would I be if I did?"

"I'm glad the princess can talk"

"Lmao I just had like the most gangsta handshake with a guard love it"

"I'm so happy I get to pet my dog, not a fan of how she sounds tho"

"Oh wait, I think maybe since I'm playing 3rd on xbox one, but did the 2nd on 360, maybe I won't have the queen but default king..."

"I'm just walking around shaking people's hands"

"Elliot is such a.... name, and- wait... who's gonna be the girl if I'm playing as him???"

"Next time..."

"I will be EVIL and idk why that's a guy"

"Hohoho I kissed the man"

"The city doesn't look like my city :( or... are we not in bowerstone, was that the name? Jesus, I've played the 2nd game for so long and I've forgotten"

"I love we're holding hands"

"I love Walter"

"Oh no my Prince, he ran away"

Walter: I want u to fight me, like your life dependent on it

Me: wow, that doesn't sound like a tutorial at all

"I'm gonna fuck up the buttons"

"Hell ye I did not"

"Damn, thought I should end the game here so I could sleep, but apparently you can't until a spesific place in the game... oh nooo, I have to do my fave hobby? Terrible:)"

"Running with my bois<3"

"There were NOT this many doors in my castle"

"The default is king :/"

"Imo king is so vanilla, like you don't give the same respect as a queen"

"All my hard work of being a queen just gone"

"Basically next time I'm doing it all on xbox one"

"Right, war room"

"Listening in"

"Damn, I'd be upset too if I was Logan, if I had that haircut"

"Oh, same throne at least"

"Ah... here comes the choice"

"Well, as the queen... I'm a good person... until I charge rent ofc haha"

"Bye baby :("

"He loves me😭"

"My MOTHER'S daughter, thank u very much"

Game: the hero was your dad

Me: what was that?

Game: I said the her-

Me: sounded like the wind

Game: tHE HE-

Me: whatever it was, it was saying bs... I miss my queen

Game: u know what? Fuck it.

"Run run run- Where's my dog btw?"

"Oh nevermind"

"Ugh, we're gonna look at the imposter, the king"

"I mean technically, Reaver IS a hero, he's just a bad one"

"Did Logan also go through the whole grab seal, end up in front of Theresa?"

"The seer of the SPIRE???"

"The queen would've fucking whipped Logan's ass if she knew"

"I'm sensing the fanfic energy... not from that Logan thing but for Reaver"

"I'm such a simp"

"For these terrible men...

"And my queen"

"You guided my MOTHER"

"What does Theresa even do in her spare time? I bet she crochets"

"I got a glove that let's me use magic... can anyone say Link? Cuz im getting Link vibes"

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP RUNNING IN MY WAY, YA BASTARD DOG"

"Do I get to name my hero? Or am I cursed to see 'hero' every time she speaks?"

"Do I get to name my dog?"

"Isn't the dog supposed bark when there's treasure close by? Cuz I only found that key cuz of my own memory"

"Jasper is scared of bats, he'd make a terrible batman"

Walter: did u see that Jasper???

Jasper: indeed your MOTHER would've been very proud

"Why can't I run"

"Did the queen make these tunnels?"

"What happens if I don't buy the castle in the second game?"

"Can I slut around in this game too?"

"Like mother like daughter, or is it like daughter like mother? I honestly don't know"

"What's with the gift in the symbol in the corner?"

"Thought all the transportation gates were all gone, I'm pretty sure I'm on one"

"Oh wow, look at all that winter. Just like norway"

"I can make friends by shaking hands"

"I'm gonna make everyone love me with how great I am with my hands"

"For handshakes, I meant handshakes"

"I forgot I had to go back to sanctuary to change, which is much better than just changing out into the open imo"

"Oh hell yea! Look at all those gifts!"

"Bleh the outfit is... yeah"

"Dog potion? For what?

"Pink poodle"

"Doberman"

"White poodle... who wants a poodle?"

"Clockwork dog potion??? What does that even mean???"

"Setter dog potion??? What"

"Five star dog potion...?"

"That's all the gifts, i wanted a gift for myself"

"AWW I GOING WITH ALSATIAN DOG, LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD OMG"

"I CAN NAME THE DOG"

"should be something fun-.... hehe"

"Betcha u can guess"

"I'm giving 10 coins to everyone, I have 129 left"

"Damn, 20coins left"

"Gotta talk to the man with the small fish name"

"What are those jester shoes"

"My mom, the queen, was busy for like 20 or something years..."

"Oh! I'm getting more gifts!"

"They better be for me istg"

"I went into a sink hole water thing and found a wedding ring"

"I think a fish is proposing to me"

"Ooo, dye"

"Are all my packages dye?"

"Tattoo set, nothing says rebel as much as this, I just got out of the castle"

"Bushy hairstyle"

"Bowerstone soldier uniform...???"

"Yule costume lmao"

"Silly outfits, dye and hair types, oh and that tattoo set"

"Out to explore more!"

[irrlicht-writes]

Hello, first of all, I love your writing, I wish I could write like you ;u;, I really admire your dedication. I used to write on AO3, but I haven't done it for 5 years.

Anyway, I just wanted to express my opinion that, Vox doesn't deserve to be with Alastor because he is not a good partner for him. He always claims that he loves Alastor with all his heart, but it seems superficial, and here are my point

1. Vox almost abused Alastor in *Etched* if it weren’t for Alastor ripping his cables out. Maybe he would have succeeded.

2. Vox never sacrifices anything for Alastor. Even though Alastor doesn’t admit that "he loves him," he always gives him everything and sacrificed even his heart for him. And Vox didn’t even bother to defend him, nor did he care to believe him. He’s too selfish and delusional to admit any fault. I feel like he's the kind of person who feels guilty but believes that feeling bad is enough. He has never apologized to Alastor face to face while he's awake.

3. He never apologized for cheating on him with Elliot, Valentino, or Tornado.

4. He keeps being an idiot and supporting Redfall BOTH TIMES. My theory is that Redfall reminds him of how he was when he was alive, so he normalizes and justifies this type of person.

5. He left Alastor starving at his house and decided to ignore him, trying to convince himself that Alastor doesn’t love him, even though he kept his damn company. And then he abandons him again because obviously, his company is more important than Alastor.

6. VOX GOT A MINIMUM AMOUNT OF RECIPROCITY, AND ALASTOR TRUSTED HIM ONCE IN HIS LIFE, AND VOX JUST... ruined it.

7. He didn’t wear the ring Alastor gave him, and from what I���ve seen, as long as he’s satisfied and nothing happens in front of him, he doesn’t care about Alastor’s well-being. Then he did the "r-word" to Alastor (I’m not comfortable saying it) MULTIPLE TIMES (although I could somewhat understand it because he swore there was consent, but still, I don’t justify it). And he didn’t apologize either. He only realized something was wrong during the abortion scene (my theory is that in Alastor’s hallucinations, he was afraid the baby was Redfall’s). Anyway, THAT HAD TO HAPPEN FOR VOX TO REALIZE, and still the only one suffering is Alastor

I'm not saying it's poorly written, because it’s established that Vox is a bad person—with his ex-partners, with other people, harassing girls from what he talked about with Redfall, and being a coward, of course he is a terrible person. And if Alastor has never turned to him for help or much else, and still hasn't bothered to tell him what the hell happened in those 7 years he disappeared, it’s just that it bothers me that, as a character, Vox always claims to love Alastor, but never follows through with actions after those declarations. Maybe Alastor is better off without Vox. .

Hi! Thank you, I really appreciate it! You should get back into writing, it doesn't have to be good! I certainly cringe reading my old stuff. This is honestly the longest and most consistent I've been in years.

True, if Alastor hadn't stopped Vox, who knows what would've happened? It's possible Vox would've stopped on his own, but I think it'd be mre likely he would've gone too far before realising that Al doesn't actually *do* this.

Alastor is probably the one thing that Vox really truly cares about, and so is: he fucks up. A lot. He doesn't want to do anything wrong, and in so doing, he just makes it worse. Also Vox is usually with people that are very straight forward with what they want (like Val) so having someone like Al who just won't say what he wants, Vox is usually at a loss for what to do. Not that that justifies his behaviour, he should be able to pick up context clues :p

I'm impressed you remember Tornado... my little shark... rip him in pieces. Also, I don't think Vox *really* counts it as cheating. Val happened while Alastor was away, Elliot was technically assisted cheating and they had a fight (sort of) so Vox was justified. And Tornado; well, I guess you could say Vox wasn't sure if he and Al were in a relationship or not? And then you'd need to define what cheating would even entail because even if it might sound different, Alastor doesn't care if Vox has sex with Val. He cares whether or not Vox loves someone else, and those are two different things.

Yeah, Redfall def reminds him of himself a little. He ahould've taken Alastor's initial reaction to heart and kick the dog out, but he didn't.

To be a bit fair: Vox didn't think it would be so bad. All his life, Al had been this pretty untouchable thing that was just always going to be fine. The first month was put of his hand, and the second month was him being petty. And barren Elliot, when they had their fight, Alastor *was* fine.

Yeah.. yeah, he ruined it. But as always - Alastor will just forgive him.

Vox didn't wear the ring because he doesn't have it on his person. It's back at the tower, and Vox didn't want to go back to get it at that point, especially because Redfall came in right after. He didn't wear it beforehand because he was't sure if it was okay to do so, even though Al gave it to him. (Also it's a bit too tight because Al only had his own finger for comparison) To Vox, it really wasn't assault. Sure, he absolutely should've checked if Al was really okay, but all the signs he could see pointed to yes. Also in that timeframe, he believes that what Redfall did wasn't *so bad*. Sure it wasn't okay, but as an singular action existing in a vacuum, it wasn't the worst that could've happened. (He's wrong, of course, as Niffty basically tells him point-blank.) And yes, that's exactly what Alastor is believing in that scene :)

To be fair... Alastor hasn't talked about what happened in the seven years because... I don't know what happened? :P I like to stay as on-canon as I can, and we have no crumbs to go on atm. And I mean - that's why love isn't enough. He says he loves him, and he DOES, but there's nothing else. There's just love, and that's just not enough. Yeah, Alastor might be better off without Vox. But that's not really the thing that's gonna matter, is it? We don't always get what's best for us; or what we deserve, sometimes we get the thing we want, even if it's bad for us. And Alastor knows what he wants, and not much else will suffice. Vox might not redeem himself to Alastor, because in the end, the one person that matters won't ask it of him. He still can; and he still should, but he won't have to. We'll see what happens. Everything's still up in the air, and maybe Vox and Alastor will surprise all of us! :D

[originalitysquared]

Bro I was so upset because I liked him. like. Fuck that was so quick and the more I think about it, the more I realize just how bad I am at just ignoring red flags. I'm getting better at some, but I'm just not aware of when someone is not for me until it's super late and like, I'm not pragmatic and it shows and I need to stop doing this to myself but I... I want someone to talk and hang out with like... in a romantic way... :c I'm sorry, I really am, I don't know why it's so important for me to LOVE (romantically) :C

I'm gonna have to tell my ONE friend about this and it's just gonna be like "I was lame but I had fun so I was ok after I cried and watched law and order but I'm fully aware I used that man to get over my mom visiting but then I really liked him way too fast because he was so sweet and nice and honest and he BROKE UP with me before there was even a relationship because I'm so obvious and straightforward and honest that I freak dudes out. EVEN the clingy ones that talk too much and don't even know what they want at the age of 35 and will gladly fucking chase women who abuse himmmmm and still wants a chillldd.d.....d.d. and talked about his terrible abuse as a fucking child like that means he's gonna be a great parent like what in the actual fuckkkk he was just tooooo fucking cute omg."

So yeah, I'm bad at picking men lol and I think I need to stop but I know I'm just gonna do this weird running around and not getting knocked up or wed and enjoying my solitude but not getting so caught up. I need to stop getting caught up omg.

[f0point5]

I’ve been dying to learn what happened in 2017 between Max, our girlie and her dad. And I’m so sad for her, like I’ve really fucked up but my parents never screamed at me or belittled me.

This is a fictional character and I feel terrible, can’t even imagine what it’s like for people who go trough this their whole lives.

Max is the perfect protector and friend, his poor girlfriend. Having to watch him being all caring and gentile for his best friend.

I didn’t get to comment on asks, but can we please get Elliots and Lando’s reactions to it.

And just more Lando overall, he’s paddock’s chaos child I don’t think his full potential has been explored in this story.

Also, quick question can we get some Alonso content for some reason I feel like he would be hers adopted dad? Lando was McLaren’s reserve driver when he was driving for them, so is it possible for our girlie to be around that garage and him?

Yes, we finally know why Y/N’s dad got bumped as a sponsor!

Tbf I’m sure Max was similarly caring for his girlfriend. Note, he and Y/N had only been friends since that January lol he got thrown in the deep end there.

I love Lando. His Sassy Suzuka weekend took me out. I want to add more of him and Max as a pair lol I feel like they’re not getting enough screen time.

The funny thing about Alonso is I had a whole idea for that and then I dropped it and now I can’t for the life of me remember it and it’s bothering me. She’s definitely known/been in the vicinity of Alonso a long time, with her dad being a Merc sponsor in the early 2010s. I think Alonso has only recently entered his grid dad era but there could definitely be more to come from them. Especially considering how fond he is of Lando and Max.

[livelaughwhump]

How about telling off Christian during the beginning?

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Thanks for the request!

Content: captivity, chains, pet whump, degradation, dehumanization, biting, defiant whumpee, sadistic whumper

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When Elliot awoke, the first thing he noticed was the cold. He shivered, hunching in on himself. The second thing he noticed was how sore he was. He groaned in pain, his muscles protesting his attempt to warm himself.

His head was pounding, but Elliot forced his eyes open. His breath hitched as he took in the sight of the sparse, moldy basement he was in. He tried to move his arms in order to push himself off the ground, and it was then that he noticed the chains binding his wrists behind his back.

For some reason, the urge to panic didn't register in Elliot's mind until he noticed the chains. He squirmed and used his shoulders and bound hands to push himself into a sitting position. The fourth thing he noticed was the tight collar around his neck that kept him tethered to the wall by a chain-link leash. Fear swelled in the pit of his stomach as he began to fight his restraints. What was happening? He could hardly remember anything before this. Where was he? Who brought him here? What did they want with him?

The dreaded answer to one of those questions came when the door at the top of the stairs swung open. Light spilled into the dark basement and Elliot squinted. Elliot ground his jaw, his whole body tensing as he fought his restraints with all his strength. "Who the fuck are you?" He shouted at the man on the stairs. "What the fuck do you want with me?"

A sinister laugh followed, and a chill ran down Elliot's spine. He recognized that voice all too well. "Aw, poor little pet. You must be so terribly confused." Elliot's stomach dropped as his captor's face came into view.

"Christian?" Elliot exclaimed. Anger boiled in the pit of his stomach. This had to be some kind of sick joke. Right? Elliot thrashed against his chains. "Let me go, you fucking psychopath!"

Christian frowned and knelt down in front of Elliot. "Now, now, pet. Is that any way to speak to your master?"

Elliot paused his struggling when he heard that. "My...what?" The fear in his stomach continued to grow as he gazed upon Christian's sick grin. He continued to fight his chains. "Christian, you fucker! Let me go! I knew you were a creep, but this is..." A sharp smack to the side of Elliot's face cut him off mid-sentence.

Christian snatched hold of Elliot's jaw, steering his face forward. "You would do well to learn your place, Elliot." Elliot struggled against Christian's iron-grip on his face. "You're mine now. I own you, and I'm going to turn you into the perfect little pet I know you can be."

Elliot struggled to keep his fear off of his face. "You're fucking psychotic. When my friends find me, they'll rip you to shreds."

Christian laughed at that, and Elliot's face grew hot. "Oh, please," Christian said. "You've been missing for days, and your friends haven't even noticed. You don't matter to them. You don't matter to anyone, except for me."

Elliot's breathing grew more ragged with each passing second. "If-If you th-think preying on my insecurities is going to-to break me, you-you're even m-more stupid than I th-thought."

Christian smiled. "Aw, I just love that little stutter of yours." Christian released his grip on Elliot's face, and instead, started caressing his cheek. "You poor thing. You're absolutely terrified, aren't you?" Christian brushed his thumb lightly over Elliot's lips, and Elliot took the opportunity to bite it as hard as he could. Christian cursed and stumbled backwards, anger burning in his black eyes. Elliot spat out the blood in his mouth at Christian's feet, all while glaring at his captor. Christian was seething, but his voice was eerily calm when he said, "You're going to regret that."

Elliot scoffed. "No, I don't th-think I will."

A sadistic smile crawled across Christian's face, and Elliot's blood ran cold. "I am going to thoroughly enjoy breaking you."

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[charmixpower]

What songs would you associate with the winx girls and the specialists and the trix ? And the couples and friendships too!!

Dear god. Ok, this is going to be a long one

I'm sorry if this is terrible, also my music taste is low key dark, if the Maria Mena song didn't point that out earlier, so uh be prepared for that

All of the colors are because I couldn't read this at first DX so I decided to make it more readable for all of our sakes

Winx Girls;

Bloom:

1. Earth Boy - Tony22 (for some reason this is the quintessential bloomy song in my head)

2. (L)only Child - salem ilese (✌️😔)

Stella:

1. Pink (Freak) - Elliot Lee (The realization in s3 that Stella gen believed her friends stuck around her and Brandon liked her because she was pretty killed me)

2. Dream Catcher - Set It Off (This song just reminds me of how uplifting Stella is to her friends she's so amazing)

Flora:

1. Hope World - J-Hope (optimism but with realism)

2. Forever - Sa-Roc (similar vibes)

Tecna:

1. Oh No! - MARINA (yeah, yeah)

2. Fuck u - Royal & the Serpent (S1 Tecna. It's like she thinks she has everything but she's still unhappy)

Musa:

1. All This Time (Pick-Me-Up Song) - Maria Mena (Shut up this song is so her and it makes me cry, it's so uplifting)

2. Spit it Out - Solar (This is exactly what Musa's first single and music video would be like)

Aisha:

1. Catch me if you can - Set It Off (Aisha's power is immense)

2. Are Satisfied? - MARINA (It reminds me of her drive)

Trix;

Icy:

1. Cold Blooded - Jessi (Oh come on, it fits)

2. Candy Store - Heathers (Alpha Bitch SUPREME)

Darcy:

1. Underneath the Mask - Royal and the Serpent (local manipulator)

2. Villain - K/DA (It fits Darcy the most...she IS playing with people's hearts with no care)

Stormy:

1. When I Rule the World - LIZ (unhinged like her)

2. Daughters of Darkness - Halestorm (Stormy is definitely the most connected to them, and the most loving of her sisters)

Specialists;

Sky:

1. Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez (Sky's family is fucked)

2. NDA - Billie Eilish (in s1 Brandon and Sky mentions people tend to only like Sky because he's the prince of Eraklyon)

Brandon:

1. Stunnin' feat. Harm Franklin - Curtis Waters (be stares at his own reflection, I'm right)

2. Fake Bitch - UPSAHL (Brandon will put anyone before himself)

Helia:

1. Regular 10 - Lenii (Reminds me of Helia's unhinged vibes and his ability to let no one know anything about him)

2. Therefore I am - Billie Eilish (This reminds me of his introduction)

Timmy:

1. Thank you anxiety - Avenue Beat (yeah)

2. Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots (he rlly got caught up in all this murder and destruction)

Riven:

1. Chase It - Set It Off (Riven getting into RF despite everyone doubting him theme song)

2. Horrible Kids - Set It Off (Riven being bitey origin story)

Nabu:

1. Tomorrow feat. Jason Lancaster - Set It Off (But they'll never cage your DREAMS!!!! SO FLY AWAY!!! Reminds me of him running away)

2. Selfish feat. Seulgi - Moonbyul (I wanna be selfish! I still have so many wishes! I'm having "Nabu not being able to see the world before s3" feelings)

Relationships;

Skloom:

1. Me W/O Us - Set It Off (oh this one hits Sky pov so well)

2. I'm in Love - Colde (yeah this song is so sweet)

Brella:

1. Don't Judge Me - Janelle Monáe (even though you say that you love me, I'm afraid you just love my disguise!!!! Ugh)

2. Love Like Mine - Stela Cole (YEAH STELLA AS A STELA SONG)

Floelia:

1. La Primavera feat. REMAH (this music video is so cute and matches them so much)

2. Your Soul - Forrest. (Soft soft)

Tecmy:

1. What If (I Told You I Like You) - Johnny Orlando, Kenzie (idk it's just sweet and awkward like them)

2. Electric Love - BØRNS (you get it–)

Rivusa:

1. Chasing Amy - TeaMarr (Ugh, this song captures the mood swing vibe perfectly. My soul)

2. Rock To My Roll - Anarbor (Every time I try to imagine Riven singing Musa a song it's this one, until I finish s5 that is XD)

Naisha:

1. Knew You - Kailee Morgue (I wish we were childhood friends to lovers the theme song)

2. Home - YEZI (Sobbing, still mad s4 killed Nabu)

Friendships;

Bloom&Stella:

1. Sarah Come Home - Allie X (Stella is usually the one that gets Bloom back from her run away trips)

Flora&Tecna:

1. Battle Scars - Paradise Fears (these two motivate and plan and keep the winx alive and it makes me feel FEELINGS)

Musa&Aisha:

1. Fuck, I luv my friends - renforshort (YEAHH)

Bloom&Tecna:

1. Never Know - Set It Off ("are you tired of being logical? Don't you just wanna go ape shit?")

Stella&Musa:

1. Self Aware - Durand Bernarr, Qveen Herby (vibes vibes vibes)

Flora&Aisha:

1. Drop pop candy - Reol (the trust between these two)

Bloom&Flora:

1. If We Have Each Other - Alec Benjamin (sobbing)

Stella&Aisha:

1. Hot One - Leyla Blue, Baby Tate, & REI AMI (Musa can also be included)

Tecna&Musa:

1. Devil Town - Cavetown (Idk these two trust in each other is soft

Bloom&Musa:

1. What if it doesn't end well - Chloe Moriondo (pessimistic friends)

Stella&Flora:

1. Gogobebe - MAMAMOO (party mom friend song)

Tecna&Aisha:

1. Daydream - J-Hope (Their both public figures who resent the way they act towards the public)

Bloom&Aisha:

1. 7/11 - Beyoncé (ultimate sleepover party song)

Stella&Tecna:

1. Taller than you - MAMAMOO (picking who would be taller was a long process)

Flora&Musa:

1. Wisdom - Mother Mother (for no other reason than Flora was the one telling Musa she also had problems from the start XD)

Other;

Characters;

Daphne:

1. Angle On Fire - Halsey (YOU KNOW I USED TO BE ON FIREEEE)

2. Hourglass - Set It Off (imagine being stuck under a lake for years and years and years, like your sense of time would end up fucked)

Mirta:

1. Dirty - grandson (Mirta drew the aggro of her schools most violent and cruel bullies for a random girl she didn't know, I love her)

2. Life Afraid - Set it Off (Mirta has big "things will be better or else" vibes)

Lucy:

1. Demons - Hayley Kiyoko (her)

2. Poser - Weathers (in my eternal defence Lucy is quite literally a poser, the she is probably Mirta)

Diaspro:

1. Angry Too - Lola Blanc (No I will not get over the fact she was raised to be a wife)

2. Cinderella's dead - EMELINE (NO I WILL NOT GRT OVER THE FACT SHE–)

Chimera:

1. WANNA BE MYSELF - MAMAMOO (Chimera being her weird Lolita fashion self despite her mom, love herrr)

2. Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo (Chimera being a normal teenager with an evil mother and a sister arc with Stella is so important to me)

Roxy:

1. Crush culture - Conan Gray (She's Aro, I've said so)

2. Transparent soul feat. Travis Barker - WILLOW (reminds me of Roxy's particular brand of leave me alone, Roxy goes to Alfea and hates all the people there the song)

Nebula:

1. Again - Crusher-p (being stuck in one place with no time for years has to have some effect on the brain)

2. You should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish (I'm obsessed with her coop, my crown now)

Relationships;

Driven:

1. Palm reader - Dreamers, Big Boi, & UPSAHL (Driven but not sad)

2. Who's in Control - Set It Off (Driven fallout but sad and angry)

Flirta:

1. Two queens in a king sized bed - girl in red (it's just so soft and loving)

2. More than a friend - girli (I can barely explain, I've just always associated this song with them)

Soundwave:

1. Boyfriend - Dove Cameron (The boyfriend is not Riven, but Aisha would steal Musa from her man given the chance)

2. Honey - Kehlani (This is them)

Lucy/Mirta:

1. What I need (feat. Kehlani) - Hayley Kiyoko (Lucy tries to hide her real self to fit in, and Mirta doesn't vibe)

2. Now or Never - Halsey (love me now or never, me or the Trix Lucy pick oneee)

[theoriginaltortuga]

Character Intro for Devon Hernandez, a.k.a the Sole Survivor

doesn’t like labels but uses he/him and they/them

is half Puerto Rican, half Mexican and fluent in Spanish

was the sole survivor of their friend group

he is biromantic and bisexual but only in theory. In practice they don’t like most people and falling for Connor was basically a miracle

his main LI was Connor Green

realized they actually cared about Connor after he walked away after the spider attack and they thought ‘oh, that hurt. fuck, i’m in love’

he had no weapons, but in kinder runs i give him all the animals, they’re easier to deal with than people

While they are genuinely kind, it’s something they have to think about and can feel like a performance, to make things easier they mold their morality to people they love or admire 

deeply hates Jocelyn because of this. The logic is “if I have to work at giving a fuck about people and you’re heroic naturally then you should at least be just as nice as me” but she’s not and he is resentful 

he feels guilt over how he spoke to his friends in their last days but he had isolated himself for years and then was thrown back into interacting on a deep emotional level so of course he screwed it up (even though at their worst Devon still isn’t that bad imo…except maybe to Noah)

he has a poor relationship with his parents and treats them with all the love they gave him, which was none

They hold no anger towards Noah

Didn’t have a best friend before but misses all of them dearly

Gets along best with Danni of the ILB crew and Lincoln of the ILW crew

enjoys spending time with Vesper (ilw mc) and tries to take care of Elliot for the deceased Harper’s (ilb mc’s) sake

Fun Facts:

Is the most ride or die, maybe too much, fully willing to commit crimes for his loved ones

has a beautiful singing voice and is a decent songwriter which leads to him serenading Connor. a lot.

Can’t cook for shit but falls into cleaning fits where the house is spotless for three days before they give up

puts down the Power for Connor and falls into caring for their dog children

is in school during ILW for his AA in Theatre Arts-the technical side specifically and works terrible shifts at a 24 hour diner so he can jet whenever he needs with the power of “you owe me one”

dresses sloppily most of the time, in hoodies and sweats, but puts in effort to be *stylish* for his and Connor’s monthly dates 

wears eye makeup sometimes but never lipstick because they or Connor wind up eating it on accident

favorite color is gold

he is 6′2 and built like a beanpole

they wear a gold necklace with a dove their older cousin gave them for their 15th

calls himself the tackiest bitch in Oregon and has an engagement ring that would look like costume jewelry if it weren’t for Connor’s craftsmanship 

ends up going to therapy for the everything and finally expresses his emotional difficulties to Connor, who currently has a bit of an idea but isn’t sure what he’s looking at

i would like to make it clear that he adores Connor and his friends, there is just a big disconnect from his emotions and a big mental separation from himself and strangers

[jennrypan]

Sorry for not making it clear but what i meant is that this show didn't develop their female character properly by the writing. Your point sometime female character doesn't need to be revelant to the plot i agree sometime yes but there's also sometime where the female character need to shine

millie we never got any episode center around her character and her personality also character being moxxie wife. Millie she's voiced by a black woman

stella not only that she's inconsistent but her potrayal as abuser is really problematic. I believe they have no intention to make her character interesting. Also just because stella and stolas don't love each other doesn't mean stolas cheating is justified. Woman in the relationship always get the blame when their male partner cheated

verosika her design wasn't too bad and let me tell you this marinette VA voice this character. Verosika it's shpwn us that blitzo is a shitty boyfriend toward verosika so why not shown us that how their relationship was and validated her anger toward blitzo

Loona i will be honest she's not a great character at all Kat elliot from wendell and wild is her but with more better writing and character arc

Octavia poor kid have to deal with unhealthy marriage between stolas and stella. I get it stolas trying he's best but it's the bare minimum beside stolas really need to control he's hornyness around octavia she doesn't need to see that. Octavia she's actually can be a great character but the show doesn't put enough screentime for her

Oh no you phrased it well!! My point wasn't exactly to your statement, I was just saying it lol--

(Also ye I know Millies voiced by a black woman and Marinettes VA is Verosika! I love it so much--)

And you do make great points but the way I see it, I like the way Millie is, she's chaotic and always willing to give a helping hand, she's a secondary character, and with Stella, I like that she's a bitch and she's snooty, should Stolas have cheated? No, he could've gone about it differently but they're demons, demons don't exactly have morals so they do fucked up shit so of courses he gonna swing to the far left and make everything worse, they are a terrible couple and they should've never had this dispute in front of their younger daughter

Verosika has every right to hate Blitzo and I LOVE THAT, clearly she loved him (she has his name tattooed on her like) and he clearly fucked up!! I really like the fact that she genuinely seemed to love him, but then he screwed it up by being himself. I would love to see a flashback to them dating though, I wanna see what he did and see her reaction (I really like character expressions so I wanna see her like. Angry/sad??) Also..I wanna see more Verosika in general

And with Loona she's kinda okay for me?? Cuz I don't really dig too deep in what she says, cuz I'm very..okay with this Show 😭 Like I know she's not everyone's favorite but I like her tbh, (I like all the characters cuz they're all literally pieces of shit, like all of them cept for Octavia obvi) she's just there for me

Also OCTAVIA DESERVES TO BE IN A BETTER ENVIRONMENT!! Stolas is trying but he's still fucking it up!! Him publicly fighting Stella and being stuck on Blitzo in front of his daughter isn't great! He does clearly love her but still, its not healthy for kids to see how much their parents hate each other, also! I wanna see Stella's relationship with her daughter, I wanna see how they speak to each other, how Stella feels about her?? Like we can speculate and I've seen fanart that either make Stella a terrible mother or she tries to be good for Octavia (personally love that one better cuz it gives Stella nauce and heart. Like she's a bitch but she does love her daughter above all else)

Like. These characters could be expended on more but I'm more so interested in Stella and Octavias whole thing?? I LOVE Millie sm but those situations interest me more-