#Eggs bendict

[ask-dametagala]

Infiltrating the castle!

▪︎Prologue:

▪︎Chapter 1: Stay in line!

At the grand entrance of the castle, a waddle dee wearing a blue bandana and fluffy coat stands guard, holding a tall spear wrapped with a red ribbon. Every year, King Dedede would always throw huge extravagant parties and carelessly invite anybody in to flaunt his grandeur. Because of this, Bandana Dee had to make sure security was top notch! No one suspicious was allowed in, no matter what they did. It was important that this Necromas party went on smoothly with no troubles. However, there were guests coming from all corners of the galaxy this time, meaning that there's a lot more traffic than usual. The waddle dees worry that the castle may not have enough space for everyone… 

"Bandana Dee! Bandana Dee!"

"Kirby! You came!"

Kirby came running up to Bandana among the sea of people, waiting to be checked in. Shouts erupt among the crowd, yelling at Kirby for skipping the line. Bandana quickly shushes them and notifying the crowd that Kirby had special access. Those in Dedede's special access list were allowed to head straight in without going through security. 

"Thank goodness, I thought you weren't going to come! Most of the others already went in hours ago."

"Sorry Dee, I was looking for Gooey! But I couldn't find them..."

Kirby turned around to look at the extremely long line of guests.

"Bleh, who are all these people?"

"They're travelers from many different stars, Kirby….and I don't know if I can deal with all of them…..there's just so many!"

"Gee, King Dedede must be real popular!"

"Y-yeah…that must be it! His majesty has galaxy wide fame!"

"Hmph, I couldn't care less for your king. Mortals!"

"Who's there?!?" Banana Dee immediately points his spear towards the direction of the noise. Kirby notices and also takes guard. They both looked up to see a cloaked stranger with bandages wearing luxurious pearls and jewels, swirling a wine glass as she looked down on the two.

"I am the QUEEN of Cappy town, conqueror and overlord of many realms! You shall call me….THE NECROMANCER!!"

"Cappy Town? GASP!! Isn't that Chef Kawasaki's home town?!"

"I do not know of the Kawasaki you speak of, pink puffball."

"Bandana Dee! You should let this mysterious lady in!"

"KIRBY THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST SUSPICIOUS PERSON I'VE SEEN UP TO THIS POINT."

"How rude! You dare speak to royalty with such an unrefined tongue?! Ohohohoh! I oughta report this to your KING!"

Hearing his king being mentioned so casually, Bandana's brow twitched.

"Miss. I would appreciate it if you went back to the line like everybody else."

"What?! I have to wait in line?! BUT I'M A QUEEN!"

"Do you have any proof of that, miss?"

"Shouldn't my super swaggers crown be proof enough?"

"That's a skull with a missing jaw, missy…."

"So?"

Bandana scowls and gives warning jabs his spear at the suspicious woman, clearly not showing any signs of letting her in. Not until she waits back at the line.

"Fine, fine! I have enough time. Consider your life spared, mortal!"

The Necromancer begrudgingly flies off to her old spot, which was being reserved by a light green astral with blue eyes, wearing a veiny dark cloak. His antennae twitched as he tilted his head, noticing the return of The Necromancer.

"how did it go?"

"Awful! They didn't believe me!"

"did you show them your super swaggers crown?"

"YES! I even held my glass much more fashionable than usual! The way scheming kings would do! I even used the rich people laugh and flaunted my jewelry shamelessly!"

"aw dang i totally thought that would work. guess we're playing the waiting game…..the buffet better be good. 

hey, speaking of which, why did you want to come here in the first place?"

"Because, Limos, the legendary hero will be there. The greatest warrior in all of the galaxy! AND I WILL BIND HIM TO MY UNDEAD CONTRACT, MAKING HIM MY SLAVE!!! MUUUUAAAHAHAHAHA-"

The entire line freezes and turns towards the two, glaring at them with murderous intent. The mood immediately changed, bloodthirst was present in the air. Everyone looked like they were about to pounce at Necromancer at any second if she didn't explain herself. Until….

"excuse my niece, she's just an angsty teenager desperate for attention."

Instantly, the soon-to-be angry mob calmed down and the atmosphere reverted back to what it originally was. Casual whispers and mumbles emitted from the line, seemingly to be in agreement to what Limos said. 

"Limos. I hate you…SO much."

Meanwhile, at the entrance, Kirby's still standing beside Bandana, wanting to keep him company until all of the guests are checked in.

"Don't you want to go in and eat first? Standing out here in the cold won't be fun you know…"

"It's okay! I have this warm hat! And Taranza knitted these fluffy mittens for my little nubs. Besides, I wanna party with you! It won't be fun if you're stuck out here…"

"Kirby…."

"Now this is just BEAUTIFUL!  *sniff* I'm truly heart touched by yer display of kinship, I truly am! Brings a tear to my eye!"

Out of nowhere, an individual wearing a large cowboy hat with a leather jacket shows up. They wipe off a solitary tear off their cheek, looking at Kirby and Bandana Dee with shining orange eyes. Immediately, the two assume a defensive stance again.

"Hey! What are you doing here??"

"Who are you?! Your hat looks really funny!" 

"Oh come on lil' peach, I ain't no stranger. Don't ya remember Benny?"

"I don't KNOW you!"

"Hey hey wait, Is yer name Sailor?"

"Sailor? No…everyone calls me Bandana….you know Sailor?"

"Oh 'scuse myself! Yer ain't Sailor! It's hard to tell you peaches apart! Let me do introductions then! The name's Eggs, Eggs Benedict! I got one of yer special passes to this party. Mind if I let myself in?"

"Oh! S-sure! Eggs Benedict! Your name was on the list….sorry…I thought you were a bandit looking to steal the King's stuff…that happens a lot."

"No sonny, you guessed right. I AM a bandit, but I ain't interested in stealin' tonight. It's Necromas!! Gotta celebrate the birth of…..the birth of….."

"NECRODEUS!!!"

Someone shouted at the back of the line.

"RIGHT! Whoever that is!! ✨️"

"Mister Eggs Benedict....."

"Just call me Ben, peach."

"Right, mister Ben! You may go in!"

"Enjoy the party! And your name sounds delicious!"

"That I am told, my pink friend. That I am told."

The mysterious bandit was about to step inside, but suddenly stopped and turned around.

"Hey, by chance, didja anyone by the name of "Lundi" check in?"

"Hmmm…let me think…..yeah, someone called the "Lundi Swordsman" did go in an hour earlier!"

"Thanks peach! I'll be on my way then!"

"I would appreciate it if you stop calling me that too!- aand he's gone."

"Heheh, your name sounds delicious too!"

"Kirby….."

"Hey, Bandana! Why do you think that eggs guy was on the list? He doesn't look like he'd be friends with Dedede…."

"Well, he even added friends of Meta Knight on the list and Ben did mention Sailor! I wonder what kind of relationship they have?"

"Oaaa…."

"Bandana!!!" A waddle dee holding a spear quickly rushes towards him, panting heavily.

"Hm? What is it?"

"We're….*huff*....out of room….*huff*"

"Well I guess we should tell these people the bad news….."

"But what if a riot breaks out?! Everybody here went through so many troubles just to see his majesty!"

"I'm not sure if they're actually here for our king….."

"What was that?"

"Nothing! Nothing! We prepared for this, Spear Dee number 12345….if they dare attack us, we will fight back!"

"Yes sir!"

Seeing how much his friend had changed ever since he was a normal waddle dee, Kirby's eyes light up.

"Wow, you've really become a great leader, Bandee!" 

"Oh stop it Kirby…I'm not that good." Bandana bashfully looks away and scratches his head. Despite his improvement, he still seems so insecure.

"But you are! Hehehe!" He grabs ahold of Bandana's hand and gives him a warm hug, nuzzling in the waddle dee's fluffy coat. 

"Yeah...you're right Kirby! I should be proud of myself for once!"

"Yeah!!"

Just as they were getting comfortable, loud complaints erupt from the crowd.

"Oh come on! You can't kick us out like this!!"

"I had to steal my dad's spaceship to get here!!"

"I WANNA SEE GALACTA KNIGHT!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!"

After staying in line for so long just to be denied entry, the people went out of control, the situation was severely dangerous. They threw rocks, dirt, anything they could find at the waddle dees. The much tamer travellers left, but their numbers weren't many.

"I should…really deal with this.."

"Sheesh, tough crowd! Bandana Dee, I think you're gonna need my help!"

"Me too…let's go, Kirby!"

"Mm!"

Bandana readies his spear as Kirby playfully jabs at the air, the both give each other a nod before charging straight into the angry mob.

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[yescrazycatlady10]

Prosciutto Eggs Benedict By Hello Fresh!🍳

[waytoobsessed]

now I need to find that one time we joined in and all sand you belong here in the notes

MY NAME IS EGGS BENDICT

BUT I WON’T BE WORKING THE BREAKFAST SHIFT

THIS JOB HAD NO PREREQUISITES… DOES THAT MEAN I SHOULD’VE BEEN HESITANT?

INSTEAD OF JUST ACCEPTING IT?

CAUSE I’M DIGGING UP A COUPLE SKELETONS WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

I’D BETTER QUIT NOW!! TO HELL WITH THIS!

[connectionterminated13]

Okay, well uuh henry in this AU, while he was depressed and all, knew he had to do something about all these missing cases for the parents to at least bring them a sense of peace, that peace that no would for him so when he sees vacant for technician in the rental its his chance to figure out things out under a false name he beings to work and later on discovers that Mike afton is eggs bendict, the secret monitior room and the evil plans of the funtimes to scoop mike and so henry and so on the 5 night he knocks mike out of the rental and locks him in one of the safety rooms in the rental the funtime know its a different person but they still carry their plan, henry did his best to stop them but he fails and ends scoop!

D*** that's a good pitch! Also thank you for giving an excuse to make another zombie I love zombies!!! It is hard to tell if you're talking about using your Mike, or my Mike... (I'm going to go with my specific Michael lore for this ask just because you haven't clarified yet)

I imagine Mike being being happy that his sister's free, Angry that he didn't get to go all action hero like the plan, also being horrified by the fact that Henry is now dead-

I think my Michael's Mother (who he's been living with since Elizabeth died, And self-proclaimed master of mystical (Her name is also Tina)) lecturing him about How "I knew that place had bad Energies!" And "Oh Mr.Too busy with robot bears to go out for a drink with his wife got himself all dead.. that's what he deserves for being a non-believer in the mystic arts!!"

Well Michael is just helping a recently very traumatized Henry stitch up his wounds

[driftingvoid-155]

How about an au where Mike wasn't the only one working in the rental, henry was there two under a false name working in there to find out evidence that william is behind the missing childern incendet, Mike isn't aware of this, but henry kows that eggs bendict is Mike and through the events of sL discovers william secret monitior room in william house before mike and also discover the funtime plan on using mike as a meat suit and so the night that the scooping would take henry knocks mike out and place him in william monitior room and henry plans to stop the funtimes but he fails and he end up scoop instead!

Oh I like that! I could only imagine the horror Mike would feel upon seeing Henry again and realizing what the funtimes plans for him and the guilt he would feel over it happening to Henry instead.

[thelibramoonstone]

my Black ass was in a yacht club today getting drunk off mimosas and eating eggs bendict

when I tell you those old white men were gagged……

[650ramac]

Waow,,,, that IS important. The notorious cardiocat. Thanks you eggs bendict

[sha-noms]

Lobster Benedict with Grits

[veritasrose]

My friends gave me eggs from their chickens as a birthday gift and I made a pretty bomb breakfast from them and some herbs from ny garden.

[crudciferx]

「Fluff」 Azul Ashengrotto × Cook!GN!Reader

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 🍱 Azul is your loving boyfriend and you hoped he was taking care of himself after his Overblot situation: that's when he started to notice you were a phenomenal cook. And ever pleased to feed him!

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: MC cooks for their romantic fish and Azul's embarrassed!

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫(𝐬): Spoilers for Azul's backstory and his body issues but he's perfectly fine, he knows what he can eat and can't eat! ^^ Food is a heavy topic in this work and a small bit of angst for a small part where your MC can mess up (but it's fully optional and ends with everything being okay), GN!MC has more masculine terms for things if any are needed but it is GN.

🛑 Reader's skill for cooking is left ambiguous, backstory is up to you ー the last part in the story is just to tease the romantic heart he has!

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩: Azul Ashengrotto × (Amazing Cook) GN!Reader

ー 𝕬𝖟𝖚𝖑 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖔

ㅁ This man has a corset under his clothes, dear. He's watching his weight for… obvious reasons, since the Overblot incident, have mercy on his waist!

ㅁ He doesn't care about nutritionally balanced foods but he is feeling your love if this is your dominant love language.

ㅁ Speaking of the Overblot incident, it's how he figured out you were a bit of cooking professional. After all, the credentials for anti-Overblot is rest and food. Thank you, Crowley!

ㅁ He was in class at the first sight of your culinary skills. He was looking for a specific set of notes he had copied from a 53rd edition textbook when he heard the sound of something dropping next to him.

ㅁ Looking up, it was you, and he smiled at you before he noticed the black little box on his desk. After asking you about it, you smiled and urged him to open the lid to find out. Lid… ?

ㅁ He opened it to see a warm, steaming lunch of sweet chili chicken karaage arranged deliciously above some white rice. He gaped at it before asking if this was for him, and you affirmed as such as he resealed it with a failed smirk of confidenceーit turned out to look more like he was beaming with mirth!

ㅁ Floyd wasn't allowed to steal his lunch in the lounge, but apparently they didn't stop from teasing him no matter when when you joined them at the Lounge, happy to see his lunch empty.

ㅁ That wasn't the first or last either: you even made him a large pot of milk tea that he shared with Jade that night. The next day, along with Grim at your side, you dropped off a small tuna salad alongside some fried eggs. And during a board game club meetingーafter you scared Idia shitless by swinging the door openーyou offered both he and Idia a wildberry, chocolate opera cake slice each from a cake you make in class.

ㅁ Idia nearly fainted at the attention and taste, Azul almost fainted from this being his second visit from you today!

ㅁ Later, while your helping Jade and Floyd with food prep as a favor, he asked you why you were so keen on sharing your food with him so much. He's seen you share a ton of food if you have any at all, but asks just to be sure.

ㅁ Based on your reasoning, his opinion will not change from trusting you unless it's one of two things. He'd only change to embarrassed if you think he was just too sweet to not spoil rotten (and the tweels teasing him later about being "spoiled rotten" doesn't help), and he'd become miffed and conflicted if you called him too skinny or small in any way other than affectionate.

ㅁ After all… his past about his weight…

ㅁ Even if you do offend himーif your unlucky enough to do so, even though he trusts you deeplyーhe's not hard to calm down. He's a bleeding heart romantic and if you use your other love languages such as sweet words and comfort, gentle touches and reassurance, et cetera: you'll be fine. Just know you were in the wrong for that one.

ㅁ If you never got to that point, Azul will just ask that you perhaps lower your feeding of him to once a week… unless… you don't want to… ?

ㅁ He doesn't last and tries your eggs bendict two days later after you offered, no arm pulling needed.

ㅁ He's just trying to keep up his scary mafia look in public, don't worry about him! He just thinks having his classmates see him get chicken and fettuccine alfredo from you during 4th period lunch is embarrassing; but nobody really cares except the more teasing students anyways. And he doesn't stop you at all. He kisses you, actually, if you're alone or on a date.

ㅁ Azul stops caring (truly, finally) when even Vil Schoenheit, scrutinizer of most foods, compliments the mini fruit parfait you shared with him. It was almost like you guessed Vil was in his office today, and used low fat and non-artificial ingredients… !

ㅁ If you come into his office during a meeting with coffee for him and a classmate, and your in a waiter or butlers attire, he'll faint, he's weak… ! He loves you dearly, don't make Azul fall any further, the food is enough… !

I hope you enjoy and please reblog if you can! I want to cook for Azul and also dress in that school uniform, it looks fire tbh.

[whattolearntoday]

April 16th is...

Eggs Benedict Day -  Rich flavorful Hollaindaise sauce, salty and savory ham, perfectly poached eggs, and the fluffy yet crunchy texture of English Muffins.  The actual origin of Eggs Benedict is one shrouded in myth and mystery. There are those that profess that it was the favorite breakfast of the notorious betrayer Benedict Arnold,  others say that its origins are far more recent, being the result of a hangover remedy ordered by one Lemuel Bendict,  another, purportedly older origin story speaks of Pope Benedict XIII and a bit of an obsession with a particular egg dish.

Save the Elephant Day - Elephants are known as the most enormous land animal and a surprisingly gentle giant in the animal kingdom. Emotional, intelligent and beautiful in the wild, sadly elephant populations have been rapidly decreasing due to various threats, perhaps most significantly poaching. Save The Elephant Day aims to change this alarming trend by educating people about elephants and the plights they face, encouraging everyone to do their bit and help save them from extinction.

Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day -  Relax the dress code and work in comfort  Don’t worry about knotting a tie, don’t confine your feet in high heels; this is the day to wear your softest, cosiest and silliest nightwear, and enjoy the luxurious freedom of lounging while earning your pay check.

[maddiemccarthy]

DATE&TIME: Sunday 12/1, late morning

LOCATION: Sails restaurant

TAGGING: Sugar Motta @usecodesugar​

WARNINGS: just girls, gossiping over brunch

Sometimes time out with a girl friend was all Madison needed to refocus. Sure it used to be later at night and involve cocktails, but fancy egg bendicts and faux mimosas made with ginger ale would do the trick too. And Sugar, who had the taste for all things fancy, was obviously the perfect companion for such a treat. Sitting window side at Sails, able to watch the waves crash along the shoreline while not being chilled by the wind, the two had nearly finished off the starter basket of bread when Madison leaned back in her seat for a breather. “Okay, tell me some good gossip, I feel like everyone just talks baby to me anymore.”

[mmfood]

Eggs Bendict 2 ways...best hangover Saturday breakfast

[scraggman]

Stories Until Sunrise 5244

Stories Until Sunrise 5244

I spent the day in seclusion resting my voice and body for the shows on Friday and Saturday. I only left the room to eat supper and then immediately went back to hiding. Marty told me about the glowing review Rita Jenkins wrote, which I read and appreciated. The other reviews were equally positive, and the New York press praised the band for being available and polite, which probably means the…

[gideonbirley]

🥞 PANCAKE

      🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

      bad gideon doesn’t usually eat breakfast ... ( coffee is not breakfast, right? )

      but if he did it would be eggs bendict.

[matthewgstickler]

Saturday Seafood (Br)unch: Smoked Salmon Eggs Bendict