#EggShaped

[retops]

Egge

[sciderman]

red heads have more fun!

[sputnikodin]

i love shitty scifi aesthetics so much whether they're the goofy technicolor polyester jumpsuits from ds9 or the dull metal architecture of mass effect it's all ambrosia to me. It sucks. i love it

[dragontamer05]

*vibrates* I figured out the magic circle

[cocksley-and-catapult]

why is cockley so bald? he looks like an egg? love cocksley btw better than the cat giy idk his name though

[bonkarskya]

day 2 self insert.

[twingotime]

hello twingotime. i am very new to this blog and think it is simply splendid, but alas i have never seen or partaken in a twingo!!!!! if you havent made one already (if so whoopsie daisies) do you have a guide to the different species of the Humble Twingo. sorry for the wordy ask but thank you ▪︎u▪︎

Everything You Need To Know About Twingo:

^ this is the gen 1 twingo (1993)

baby. perfect shape. shes so beautiful and eggshape i love her i love her i love her

^ gen 2 phase 1 (2007)

shes still cute, id kiss her

^ gen 2 phase 2 (2011)

they ruined her face

^ gen 3 (2014)

all of her soul is gone. she has been poorly bred into this monstrosity

there are others like the electric version of the gen 3 and the recently announced EV that brings back some styling of the gen 1 but as of right now, these are the twingos u are most likely to see out in the wild

[thorinkingoferebor]

i'm HYPED AS FUCK for that game about aging those dragons omg! egg man is back and looking especially eggshaped! combat looks amazing, art style works great in gameplay, I will become INSUFFERABLE once this is out 🙌😔

[stillafanofsonic]

🥤🪐🥐

🥤recommend an author or fanfic you love

Back to the Eggshaped Future by AppendingFic

🪐name three good things going on in your life right now

Hopefully I'm getting my car back next week, it's almost June and it's my favorite time of year for multiple reasons (strawberry season, pride month, my birthday, beginning of summer) and I got some delicious ice cream in my freezer right now.

🥐 name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

✨effervescent ✨

[soyouareandrewdobson]

A hat full of shit

Just a very short post compared to others this time. Lets start by playing a game, shall we? Can you identify the difference between these two pics of Dobson?

And no, just because they show the same douchebag, they are not the same. Cause in one pic, something important is missing!

Yeah, that's right, the hat. To be more precise, the fedora Dobson would like to draw himself with, based on the fact that at least ever since college Dobson had been a fedora wearer in real life. Likely to hide his eggshaped, bald calvaria.

Now frankly, I don't think the fedora as a hat in itself is something terrible. In fact, it is actually something of a feministic icon, originating from a headpiece a female character named "Princess Fedora Romanova" wore in a theater play called "Fedora" by the french writer Sadoun from 1882. The character even played by a highly respected actress at the time called Sarah Bernhardt. And after it got popularity via the play, it was worn mostly by women in the late half of the 19th century -particularly members of the first feministic movements- it became popular with men in the 1920s all over the world, especially in America where it was famous during the prohibition, the 40s-60s, in Hollywood movies (particularly the detetive noir ones of the time) and so on.

Nowadays however... well, we all know the memes, how the fedora is something of the first indicative piece of clothing a fake feminist or unhinged social justice warrior likes to wear.

And even Dobson, though a bit late to the party, eventually became aware of the negative association the fedora developed online, which is actually the reason why he stopped wearing the hat altogether.

As he made known in a "humourous" fashion through this dumb SYAC strip...

And would also confirm quite a few years later on twitter, when he ranted randomly about how internet creeps ruined the hat for him.

And as to be expected of Dobson, utter lack of self awareness. At all.

Cause honestly, if he thinks only male douchebags wear a fedora now... well, then he should have kept it on. After all, it fit him.

There is really not much here I can say than the following: If Dobson wanted NOT to be associated with (male) douchebaggery at all, then getting rid of his hat was not the right course of action. Cause being Dobson, it did not matter if he wore a fedora, 80s leggings, nothing, a plain white shirt or started vapping: A douchebag, is a douchebag independent of his choice of clothing.

Dobson wasn't seen as a douche because of his hat or rather a lack thereof.

He was a douche because he was condescending, creepy, acted like he was a semi authority at what "decent" and "progressive" entertainment is like/should be, despite a severe lack of actually creating stories of his own and many other reasons.

Heck, Dobson couldn't even be halfway "consistent" with the fact he abandoned his hat. After all, even in the years following that comic, he would occassionally still draw himself with the hat.

No, seriously. The comic condamning fedoras, according to the base timeline I can construct on the release date of the comics, indicate it to have come out sometime before 2014.

And then when he made his patreon campaign video in 2015... well, I unfortunately only have a modified version of that video found online, but guess what sort of headwear shows up in the "unedit" parts.

I hope that whatever happened with his hat, it found a better use than resting on his skull. Who knows, perhaps it was donated to the homeless and is now catching more money on average, than Dobson earned via patreon

[nabs-draws]

About 10 years ago I bought a little Daruma Doll for myself. Daruma Dolls are either super big or super tiny but all have the same function. Designed after a chinese Monk named Bodhidharma, they are now typically associated with the function of bringing luck and perseverance. It's body is eggshaped. With no Arms and Legs, as a reminder that Bodhidharma was losing his limbs in his quest to reach enlightment through self-sacrifice and meditation. Daruma dolls are designed in a way that it's impossible to be tipped over and it will always swing back in its original position. This function serves as a reminder, that no matter how many times you could get knocked down, one must always endure and stand back up. In order to achieve your goal. Freely after the Motto "You fall down seven times but stand up eight" Darumas come with no eyes. The way the talisman works is by placing a wish with drawing one eye (it can be any eye but typically the left eye is) and only if you fulfill your wish or goal, you can draw the other eye. Anyway, back to my story. About 10 years ago I bought one for myself. My goal? "Becoming a professional artist and making sure that I can make a living off my art". It's a giant goal that I placed upon my little Daruma doll. A goal that almost seems unreachable but no matter what, I will keep persistant and will keep going. No matter how foolish people say it is to do, I will believe in myself. In the hope that one day I'll be able to fill the other Eye of my little Daruma doll! This was the feeling that I wanted to capture in this illustration. The contrast between me, a tiny human with a big goal. And the Daruma, that represents that seemingly unreachable goal. Do you use talismans or any other rituals that reminds you to stay persistent with your goals?

[enkisstories]

Caroline: "What's for breakfast?"

Gavin: "Scrambled eggs."

Caroline: "Oh. How boring."

Gavin: "Wait ‘till you take a spoonful! I coated the eggs in flour and bread crumbs and I think baking them with cheese will bring out the flavour nicely."

Caroline: "Now that sounds tasty... no, wait! You're not cooking the eggshaped fruit of our little flowers?!"

Gavin: "Ta-daa!"

Caroline: "No way I'm going to eat this! We don't even know what these fruit are called."

Gavin: "How about you, John?"

John: "Words to the effect of Ew, that's gross and a hard pass from me."

There was still some cold rabbit pie in the pantry from yesterday’s social event, that the Phillips couple now had for breakfast.

Gavin: "Still not man enough to take a bite, John?"

John: "I have a wife and daughter to look after. YOU are replaceable."

I feel this scene could have happened with Daniel just the same. He'd served the unknown fruit to the Phillips out of spite, whereas Gavin did it from his goofish nature.

[sciderman]

song of the day (for no other reason than for the eggshaped boy)

hje is eggshaped (and he makes me happy) (ergo, happiness is eggshaped)

[avathestarwarrior]

Revamped Ava lore

Ava is an knight that wields and mastered Soul Matter at a young age. They served once as a student of the infamous four heroes of Yore. One of the four heroes Morpho Knight, the hero of Soul Matter used to be friends with Ava, and now, they met again as student and mentor. Ava was introduced to the other three heroes by Morpho and met them that wasn't during tutoring time. The other three heroes, Galacta Knight, the hero of Heart Matter, Fecto Elfilis, the hero of Dream Matter, and Zenilor (Yes surprise surprise, HER), the hero of Dark Matter all had different reactions when they met Ava.

Galacta: Huh. Although I usually won't talk to others that much outside of my friends here. I guess since Morpho trusts you, I guess I can too. Also, if you want some private lessons on combat, I'm always opened.

Elfilis: Ah... Greetings there... Morpho's friend hmm? I hope he doesn't cause any trouble out there. Also... I can sense... Dream Matter but this one concerns me... If you have hard time sleeping, just always come to me.

Zenilor: :0- HELLO! You look so- (Hugs) FLUFFY! >.< Ah! Sorry;; I was just a bit... Uh- Excited to see a new friend! Nice to meet you! I know a lot but also want to still learn more! So tell me things you know! Or I can give you information! ...Whoops- Did I talked too much? Sorry >_<;;.

Anyways... ANOTHER DIMENSION TIME

Years go on, after the event we know as the "Galactic Crisis" happened, Ava's life changed and it was left as a wound that would never be cured. Ava then, with the left books that Zenilor had about dimensional magic, they used it to leave this hopeless dimension and went to a place between dimensions called the "Another Dimension Road". It looked like space and the ground seemed like it was made out of the starlight. There were these creatures that lived there, according to the bestiary Zenilor had, the small eggshaped green ones were Dupa, the reddish flat oval shaped winged ones were Dippa, the purple flat oval shaped winged ones were Darpa, and the large ones with four spikes on their body were called Deppa.

One day, Ava went to a place where they found an energy sphere which were an object that was used to power the machines by the ancients. However, as soon as Ava tried to go closer, a spherical bird looking creature with golden wings and red eyes flew towards that energy sphere and bit it. It was a Sphere Doomer. From what Ava read, these creatures are hostile and quite strong. Ava thought that they were screwed. However, the golden sphere doomer then flew towards Ava and just... sat on their head...? Ava was confused but also reliefed. And it kept following Ava. "Alright fine little guy... You can follow me..." Some years later, Ava decided to go back to their dimension and see what has changed... But the problem was that the little Doomer won't be able to go with them. And even if Ava came back, where the portal opens is always random. So, Ava had to say their farewells to the small friend. Before they left, they gave a pendant and then said goodbye to them.

Years went by, the Doomer grew alone, missing their caregiver. They even became the king of the Doomers. They once saw someone that looked similar to their caregivee, but as it turned out to be someone else, they were sad. Also, since the Doomer was now an adult, they became more feral, so they fought this stranger, and lost. But the stranger just took that weird mast looking thing and just left.

One day, another portal opened. The Doomer was about to immidiately ambush the one who was entering until they heard a familiar voice. "...D.. did it worked...? After all this years... Finally..." Ava, the one that the Grand Doomer thought forgot about them, was back. The Doomer immidiately went and hugged Ava. Although the Doomer was huge, it still felt like the old days as the Doomer chirped from joy.

[t4tstarvingdog]

Kitty egg shaped. Hope this helps 👍

good news boss, cat egg-shaped in the world. don't cry ok? hey,. don't cry! cat eggshaped.

[appendingfic]

after back the eggshaped future, Tails tells everyone that he destroyed the time machine (untrue) because they all kept asking him to use it for personal gain

tails actually told them it's got a 64-bit encrypted private key; in reality he used actual standard passcode design principles