#Eel speaks

[thatsamorayeel]

Everytime I have to open tumblr I have to spend time just blocking the bots trying to follow me this is bulllllshit I just wanna scroll on tumblr the mobile app and webbed site

[retrofittedfishmachine]

You better figure out who that man is, and what the hell he injected into you. Check your medical records. I've heard of mutants getting kidnapped by so-called "doctors."

Hi, are doctors supposed to be so weird?

I went in to get a check up yesterday (mainly just to see how the mutations changed my body overall) and everything went fine with my usual doctor, but there was this other man that was being..strange. He was really fixated on my wings and messed around with my antenna a bunch (he also shined a light in my eyes for like 5 minutes, and it really hurt :(). He left after a while and my regular doctor came back in, and she got really confused when I told her someone had came in to check on me that wasn't her or the nurse. So.

Also he apperently gave me the shots I was due for today, but there was only supposed to be two according to my doctor and I got three, so there's a chance I just got drugged? For some reason??

To be honest, that might explain the puking. And inflammation.

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Please also consider the ribbon eel. They are gorgeous and goofy looking, belonging to the "worm on a string" genus of animals.

They're born as males, but transition to females as they grow up!

Not to mention they're practically living pride flags!

[retrofittedfishmachine]

Sounds pretty sick, heh, I could hire you to remove my old lab tattoos then. I usually cover them up.

I realise I'd be great at tattoo removal. I can just.. pull the ink out of someone's skin

That would be a great career path. Tattoo removal. Laser tattoo removal who? All I know is mutant ability to control ink.

[official-nrc-prophet]

When Twst won't say any of their characters are gay and then half of them have their tits out in fruity ass shirts during pride month

[thatsamorayeel]

pspspspspspss

[thegncsjesus]

being a butch nerd is just. will you still think i’m hot after i start animatedly infodumping about eels

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 23?

DPxDC merfolk-esqu Au where the Infinite Realms is akin to a giant ecto-ocean. Ghosts look similar to merfolk, though some more deep-sea esque or alien while others look more human. Some look more human when in the living realm (unless summoned) while others don’t change. 

This also shifts to ghost-speak, which is similar to things like whale calls mixed with dying screams and other echoes of their deaths. The crackle of a housefire, the rumble of electricity, the crackle of breaking rocks, the crash of heavy waves. It’s a beautiful but haunting song. 

Danny, being a Halfa, can of course shift between human and ghost, but this has resulted in his ghost form being only the slightest bit humanoid while his human form looks too human. Too perfect, almost fae like while his ghost form looks like some sort of galaxy-esque deep sea creature with hands and a torso. 

This is a bit of an issue when he ends up chasing one of his rogues out of Amity and runs into people who don’t know about ghosts. Who in turn call the heroes about the two monsters fighting in the fields. 

[garden-eel-draws]

I've gotten to the Sellswords trilogy in my re-read/catch-up of R.A. Salvatore's books, and I'm enjoying it a lot more than I did as a kid. Tbh I'm not even sure I managed to finish this trilogy back then because I was very much a One Blorbo Per Series kind of kid and Drizzt was that one blorbo.

Now, as an adult, I'm cooing whenever Entreri has a human emotion. Like, Jarlaxle just got dive-bombed by a bunch of gargoyles in the scene I'm reading and Entreri is actually worried for his friend and omg he's actually making some progress! Also, Jarlaxle peacocking around and never shutting up while Entreri sullenly trails after him like a goth teenager dragged out to a picnic by their preppy family is everything to me.

[moraygrotto]

also this is so simple but. burps as a reminder that you ate. you're well-fed; maybe you even ate a little too fast, but you had your food (or are still having it!), and if you burp and taste something yummy you know that's what's inside you. good burps should be part of any good meal fr

[retrofittedfishmachine]

sick and thank you. Alright, how do I start the process?

//mun from retrofittedfishmachine

Hey. I'm Eel and trying to enroll in your school for adult online classes. was engineered in a lab and I spent the past half decade off-grid due to the pandemic. Am trying to get an education now to be a marine biologist

It’s very nice to meet you, Eel! You can most certainly enroll, we accept every mutant in this school, no matter your past or what abilities may be.

[i-ate-a-purse]

Abysseel sweeps!!!!! VOTE FOR THEM!!!!!

If they win, I will draw them kissing!!!!

If that stupid fucking baby wins, I will throw Madeleine into a blender!!!!

[conivolos]

ya know if someone found me intimidating i think id explode

[retrofittedfishmachine]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

....a luxury yacht to replace the old sailing boat I live on please. If that's too much, mmmmm, can I get one of those fancy levitating wheelchairs? I have anti grav prosthetics but don't always feel like using them.

Hey guys it's that time of the month

That's right, the time of the month where I take my dad's credit card and buy you guys whatever you ask for. [ so long as its not illegal.]

As usual:

- The money isn't traceable by my father

- This won't have legal ramifications, it's money he gave to me

- He's an Anti-Mutant Billionare running for a political office or some shit. So every month everyone in the X-mansion, and anyone else who sees this, can place orders from me. I like wasting his money.

- For every dollar I spend, I match it and donate to a Mutant positive charity.

So far:

- Aranza: New paint supplies, an easel, and other tools [ she didn't ask but I'm doing it anyway] and Hedgehog care supplies

- Deanne: New jewellery, medical textbooks, sports equipment, and a new laptop

- Molly: New fairytale books, 150 Jellycats, Club room materials, a megaphone, winter clothes, Halloween decorations, a clipboard, Polaroid camera, and an inflatable hamster ball.

She also requested silly string but I have veto'ed that.

- Megan: new book bag, stationary, sanrio "stuff", wing warmers

- Sativa: Beads, wing warmers, new dresses, accessories

- Reaper- Skateboard and cat toys

- Nod - Office decor, $100 donation

- Pyxis - New mountain bike, New winter coat, $50 donation

Tagging relevant people [ let me know if you don't want to be tagged]

@jeangrey-xmen

@roguefromthexmen

@remy-lebeau

@wolverineofficial

@deadpoolsmeanestally

@dead-in-the-pool

@professorcharlesx

@scottsummers-xmen

@hankmccoyhere

@reapers-graveyard

@totally-not-a-mutant

@vanessa-howlett

@pyxis-deliveryservices

@a-trip-and-a-fall

@thebesttelepath

@forgotten-x-men

@just-a-mutant

@prettyplasma8

@the-kurtwagner

@queenofthetempest

There's...so many people to tag so I'm going to stop here. If I missed you it wasn't intentional.. - J.🕯

[ no limit on price as long as its reasonable]

[official-nrc-prophet]