#Edward Teague

[the-blackened-pearl]

[everythingispirates]

potc brat summer pfps if u want them just tell everyone I did them 👍💚🍏

[kickingthepirate]

I forgot to repost on this sideblog some POTC memes I made years ago, so here's a few classics.

[zenzeroruletheworld]

Teague: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.

Jack: Me.

Teague: No.

Teague: Me.

[ellena-asg]

Once upon a time in the old pirate era, there was a bloody ot3: Barbossa x Teague x Feng

Sometimes a ship is three angry old pirate lords.

@spacedustpan ♥️

[redfish-blu]

Hey Davy Jones human design wears the same outfit as Captain Teague and his crew do.

Hello

Is this anything

[randomnessoffiction]

[meldoesart16]

It's a pretty old drawing but I still like it....

Young Teague?

[awtysm-cryptid]

Do you think in the scene where they bring out the Code Elizabeth took one look at Captain Teague, did a double take, and just went to Barbossa "Hold on is that Jack's dad" "Yeah that's Jack's dad...they look alike dont they, you can really tell" "Your right, they do"

and then later mentioned it to Will

"Hey Will you see that captain over there with the red coat, black hair and trinkets in his hair" "Yeah??" "Who does he remind you of?" "Jack, why?" "That's Jack's dad" "Really wow...didn't we just trade his son to the British Navy??" "....oh god"

[the-blackened-pearl]

every time I watch the Brethren Court scene, and Teague snaps his guitar string after Jack’s like “so you won’t be honoring the code? >:3”, I giggle and go—

Jack has scary dog privileges

[everythingispirates]

potc + random shit from me and @swannposting’s quotes channel

[snoopy0706]

rewatching pirates of the caribbean and looking at the Jack Sparrow family tree made me realize a very funny thing.

Edward Teague is Jacks father.

He is losely based on Edward Teach.

(I know there's a Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean, who is called Edward Teach, but let's ignore that for a second. Blackbeard is a name losely used for any captain who has the vibe honestly.)

If Edward Teague aka Jack Sparrows Dad was Blackbeard....

he-

would be Jacks Dad.

And Stede would be his Mom.

Jack Sparrow has gay parents.

Let me live that fantasy please

[zenzeroruletheworld]

Teague: according to astronomy when you wish upon a star you are a million years to late

Teague: The star is dead

Teague: Just like your dreams

Jack: thanks dad

[ellena-asg]

Yesterday I read on potc wiki that Teague, Barbossa and Sao Feng were close in age and you know what happened at night? I had a dream where they were (together) in something like piratey school and they were mini Very Badasses. Help.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Some random headcanons about Redd because she’s the best and I’m just now finding out she has a fanbase:

She actually has no real given name. She’s gone by a lot of names over the years; Ruby, Crimson, Scarlett, Rose, Carmine. Anything that means “red”. But Redd is the name she likes the most, so it’s what she introduces herself as

She may or may not be a cousin of Jack Sparrow. None of the family really knows, but her mother took on her father (Edward Teague’s brother) as a frequent client over the years so they’re pretty sure the kid is his.

Edward Teague felt responsible for Redd after she was born and took her under his wing. He was the closest thing to a father she ever had.

When she was about 18-19 she was auctioned off (like in the ride) but she eventually shot her “husband” and went off on her own.

Jack took the blame for the crime cause he just so happened to be there to try to break her out. Only Edward knows and plans to take the secret to the grave.

Redd can be just as chaotic if not moreso than Jack, to the point where sometimes even he struggles in keeping up with her

To be petty he refuses to ever call her Captain despite her very much being her. Instead Jack will always call her “Rusty Redd”

She LOVES dad jokes. She’s the only soul alive who’s genuinely laughed at Uncle Jack’s terrible jokes

Redd’s got a bit of a drinking problem but she’s able to manage it pretty well.

She HATES chicken. Ever since she was little they’ve had a weird vendetta against her so she refuses to eat them

Redd is just about the only person who never gets mad when Jack betrays her. If anything she expects it. And sometimes she’ll get a good betrayal on him too

She loves to sing and dance her heart out, but she’s not very good at either

[thegirlwiththedream]

Daddy Vs Uncle Fight!