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he still has a BUNCH of dirt on jack— jokes on him tho because barbossa’s also incriminated by the dirt so it’s a strike against them both

5/14

Sparbossa invading my brain cells again

modern au where Sparbossa are married and Barbossa sets Jack up to die to a) get the Pearl (a dinky ship at the docks or smth else u decide) and b) cash in on that massive life insurance policy on Jack’s head that’s there for whatever reason

flash forward a decade and Barbossa is sipping his fruity wine and enjoying the riches and taking the Pearl for a spin before he gets this text from an unknown number;

Let the custody battle begin

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Ship Profile || The Black Pearl

“What a ship is… What the Black Pearl really is… is freedom.”

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@nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings is this Jack and Shuǐ

"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

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Firmly believe that to this day pintel still wakes up in a cold sweat remembering the time he screamed at Jack and Hector

ASJDKSDHD and ragetti rolls over like "shhh...it's just a dream..."

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here have some more of those silly goobers it's on the house

potc + textposts part 15/?

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8 part 9 part 10 part 11 part 12 part 13 part 14

Very Special Dmtnt edition part 1 part 2 part 3

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Barbossa IS gay to me, I'm sorry

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“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

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If the Cursed Crew had never mutinied Jack they wouldn’t have stayed cursed nearly as long because Bootstrap wouldn’t have gotten thrown overboard and all the blood they’d needed would’ve been on-hand, which also means they never would’ve attacked that ship Will was on so him and Elizabeth may never have met and even if they had they certainly would’ve never gotten involved in piracy and Beckett would’ve had to have gone looking for Jack using his own people

It’s just fun to think about that sweet little domino effect of

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explodes into a million pieces I just think about how cotbp reminds us over and over again that jack is fundamentally not a violent person but at the same time he also wants nothing more than to kill barbossa like watch the life drain from his eyes kill him and it's just like. man. the contradictions. the fucking danger of a person who's been pushed to the brink. it's a really unfortunate thing but jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean is in many ways one of the best characters maybe ever

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the thing about pirates of the caribbean is even when it's convoluted and weird it's never wrong like awe is a mess of everyone betraying everyone but if you take the time to actually look at it all the betrayals make sense for the characters, like it's messy but it's NOT sloppy there's EFFORT behind it you get it you understand

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I actually really like how jack is written as very prideful but never to the point where it gets in the way of his survival like yes he wants to be addressed as captain and be in charge but he's also completely fine with dropping all that if it's beneficial to him. I think it's a very interesting way to write this sort of character because it feels like the more obvious choice would have been to just make him not care at all about his title and stuff, but instead they show us time and time again that he does care, which makes his ability to ignore it stand out more

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beckett is here to tear jack’s life apart after jack so ungraciously quit the job he gave him. but lo— it’s been doing that for years hot damn

4/14

Sparbossa invading my brain cells again

modern au where Sparbossa are married and Barbossa sets Jack up to die to a) get the Pearl (a dinky ship at the docks or smth else u decide) and b) cash in on that massive life insurance policy on Jack’s head that’s there for whatever reason

flash forward a decade and Barbossa is sipping his fruity wine and enjoying the riches and taking the Pearl for a spin before he gets this text from an unknown number;

Let the custody battle begin

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Two dorks being lovebirds and two dorks watching.

Maybe Murtogg & Mullroy can't swim but they have observational skills 😂

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WHERE MY POTC ENJOYERS AT!!!! I adore this series. I don't talk about it ironically but I FUCKING LOVE THESE MOVIES (the first three that is)

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me every five days of the month:

AKSJSHDSGS

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Jack, Elizabeth, Will- TIA DALMA!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ CALYPSO my queen my goddess!! 🗣️🗣️👑👑👑 My Pirates of the Caribbean crush, Tia Dalma you will always be famous.

I believe it’s Black History Month in America right now, I hope I’ve done Tia Dalma justice ❤️

“You have a touch of destiny about you…” 🫠😍😍

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Jack, Barbossa, Will and Elizabeth are all different brands of autistic I’ll not explain further