#Edward Burger

[theplanisinruins]

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[jonahmagnus]

My talents include:

1) Drawing characters standing around and slaying

2) Literally everything else in the world

[enbymaxwellpuckett]

ed going to his friends/family about gender and how that goes

Isabel: isabel is so very much Content With Her Gender that the intent sort of flies over her head and they end up both having more questions than answers. she ends up dragging them into a play wrestling session in the yard and they both forget what they were even talking about.

Isaac: isaac actually gives some surprisingly sage advice and then immediately gets flustered and embarassed when ed points that out. ed proceeds to prod him about how much thought hes given this and he admits that hes been thinking about it on and off since he watched Ouran Highschool Host Club when he was ten.

Max: max seems like he'd give good advice but just makes a vague quip about it and shrugs. regardless of whether he'd continue whatever he was saying or not ed has already gotten distracted by all the weird stuff on the corner store's shelves so its a moot point.

Johnny: they figure johnny might have some good advice since he's one of the ones who initially sparked this whole debacle but when johnny learns about his accidental egg cracking he decides to make this a whole group activity and the jang gets involved and this ends with them tormenting mr. garcia somehow. mr. garcia doesnt have any advice about this either.

RJ: they are lowkey ecstatic to learn they have a sibling in arms on the gender front, but it's hard to communicate when theyve sworn a vow of silence. they end up using one of the chalkboards after class to talk about it and its going pretty well, but ed gets a little distracted drawing a weird spirit he just saw on the bored. soon both are distracted and start doodling and get in trouble for it because at some point rj decided it would be funny to draw a butt in permanent marker on there and also because ed snuck into detention to do this.

Grandpa Guerra: they try to bring it up but francisco just asks them if they remembered to do the dishes and ed says "no" and francisco rolls his eyes and scowls and tells ed to go do the dishes and eds like "okay" and nothing productive is gained from the conversation.

Mina: they try. they really try. because she really does seem like she has a good grasp on this. they stand there and watch her tend to the latest injuries in the dojo and wait their turn to talk but the minute she turns around and tries to ask what they want they panic and say something stupid and bolt because shes kind of intimidating quite frankly.

Mr. Spender: ed really considers it, but realizes they don't want gender advice from someone who wears driving gloves.

Muse: muse refuses to give any sort of gender advice until ed can lift a fifty pound barbell.

[zoomerinaboomercostume]

Wait, so in the Swap AU are the adult Activity Club spectrals or not, I don’t think it’s been clarified

FIRST PNAT ASK HOLY SHIT-clears throat

But to answer your question Anon, yes, they're Spectrals. So are the adult Jang and Journalism Club. They all used to work for this timeline's Consortium, it's complicated.

Max: Janitor

Isabel: P.E

Ed:

Issac: Arts & Crafts

Johnny ???

Ollie: Maths

Stephen: History

R.J.: Music

Suzy: Principal

Dimitri: Vice Principal

Collin: Secretary

I'm willing to take suggestions on Spirit ideas & teaching roles.

(Credit to @richardspenderposting for kick-starting this AU in the first place.)

Edit: Credit to @theevilbrainman for making Issac the Arts & Crafts teacher.

[gatortavern]

Happy holidays, @junk-thrillz! I got to be your @paranaturalsecretsanta this year. I really had fun thinking of potential ways to sneak all the prompts in, although I didn't get all of them. I couldn't think of a good Werewolf Violet idea in my head, so I did the next best thing and threw a werewolf *at* Violet instead. I hope you enjoy it!

[zoomerinaboomercostume]

Ngl, Boss Leader x Peter Puckett would be an amazing ship.

Netflix please. Paranatural animated please. Netflix let me have this

[twightsaga]

what do i even call this, bella’s burgers? boblight?

[antxnous]

@ri-beanie

HIIIII💚 made ur ask a post so the format stays the same👩‍💻

[lilylovelyxo]

*Arguing heard in Avengers Tower*

Bruce: (gasps) “Uh-oh.”

Steve: “Ouch…”

Pepper: “Oh, god.”

Dad Tony: “Don’t you talk to me that way, Miss Smart Mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room.”

Y/N: “Oh, fine. Best money I ever spent! You can’t ruin anything in there.”

[austin-art404]

[theplanisinruins]

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it was only when putting all of these together to post that i realised how many feature isaac. i very obviously have a favourite character

[jonahmagnus]

Paranatural, but some characters are robots and everyone has a complex about it

[get-them-out-of-my-skull-0914]

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!

I got the Legoland script and some new earbuds for Christmas :)

[ghostbxne]

twitter request!! edward eating a burger jerma style

[riddler-apologist]

all i have in life is big blue eyes and an unhealthy attachment to fictional characters