#Edward Burger

[theplanisinruins]

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[st4rguy]

@paranaturalsecretsanta pitch hit for @/damakaris5 on instagram :3

[jonahmagnus]

My talents include:

1) Drawing characters standing around and slaying

2) Literally everything else in the world

[enbymaxwellpuckett]

ed going to his friends/family about gender and how that goes

Isabel: isabel is so very much Content With Her Gender that the intent sort of flies over her head and they end up both having more questions than answers. she ends up dragging them into a play wrestling session in the yard and they both forget what they were even talking about.

Isaac: isaac actually gives some surprisingly sage advice and then immediately gets flustered and embarassed when ed points that out. ed proceeds to prod him about how much thought hes given this and he admits that hes been thinking about it on and off since he watched Ouran Highschool Host Club when he was ten.

Max: max seems like he'd give good advice but just makes a vague quip about it and shrugs. regardless of whether he'd continue whatever he was saying or not ed has already gotten distracted by all the weird stuff on the corner store's shelves so its a moot point.

Johnny: they figure johnny might have some good advice since he's one of the ones who initially sparked this whole debacle but when johnny learns about his accidental egg cracking he decides to make this a whole group activity and the jang gets involved and this ends with them tormenting mr. garcia somehow. mr. garcia doesnt have any advice about this either.

RJ: they are lowkey ecstatic to learn they have a sibling in arms on the gender front, but it's hard to communicate when theyve sworn a vow of silence. they end up using one of the chalkboards after class to talk about it and its going pretty well, but ed gets a little distracted drawing a weird spirit he just saw on the bored. soon both are distracted and start doodling and get in trouble for it because at some point rj decided it would be funny to draw a butt in permanent marker on there and also because ed snuck into detention to do this.

Grandpa Guerra: they try to bring it up but francisco just asks them if they remembered to do the dishes and ed says "no" and francisco rolls his eyes and scowls and tells ed to go do the dishes and eds like "okay" and nothing productive is gained from the conversation.

Mina: they try. they really try. because she really does seem like she has a good grasp on this. they stand there and watch her tend to the latest injuries in the dojo and wait their turn to talk but the minute she turns around and tries to ask what they want they panic and say something stupid and bolt because shes kind of intimidating quite frankly.

Mr. Spender: ed really considers it, but realizes they don't want gender advice from someone who wears driving gloves.

Muse: muse refuses to give any sort of gender advice until ed can lift a fifty pound barbell.

[eightfoldslibrary]

Prompt: Isabel, still upset about Flipflop being taken from her and is entering her pre-teen rebellious stage, sneaks into the tools vault her grandpa keeps to get👏him👏back👏

bonus: Ed is lookout and helps with the heist.

Alt: Ángel helps Isabel hide the umbrella in the back of his shop.

[zoomerinaboomercostume]

Wait, so in the Swap AU are the adult Activity Club spectrals or not, I don’t think it’s been clarified

FIRST PNAT ASK HOLY SHIT-clears throat

But to answer your question Anon, yes, they're Spectrals. So are the adult Jang and Journalism Club. They all used to work for this timeline's Consortium, it's complicated.

Max: Janitor

Isabel: P.E

Ed:

Issac: Arts & Crafts

Johnny ???

Ollie: Maths

Stephen: History

R.J.: Music

Suzy: Principal

Dimitri: Vice Principal

Collin: Secretary

I'm willing to take suggestions on Spirit ideas & teaching roles.

(Credit to @richardspenderposting for kick-starting this AU in the first place.)

Edit: Credit to @theevilbrainman for making Issac the Arts & Crafts teacher.

[twightsaga]

what do i even call this, bella’s burgers? boblight?

[antxnous]

@ri-beanie

HIIIII💚 made ur ask a post so the format stays the same👩‍💻

[lilylovelyxo]

*Peter and Y/N being scolded by Tony*

Peter sheepishly: “I’m sorry we skipped school.”

Tony: “You skipped school?!”

Peter: “Nooo…”

Y/N: “We were solving a murder.”

Tony: “Solving a murder is no reason to skip school.”

Y/N sarcastically: “Okay, Department of Education.”

[theplanisinruins]

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it was only when putting all of these together to post that i realised how many feature isaac. i very obviously have a favourite character

[get-them-out-of-my-skull-0914]

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!

I got the Legoland script and some new earbuds for Christmas :)

[jonahmagnus]

I make them transgender. Okay?

Headcannons below the cut ✂️!

Isabeau (he/him): Isabeau wanted to name himself Isaboy because he thought that would be funny (it is) but his mom wouldn't let him legally change his name to that so he chose Isabeau, which is exactly two letters off from Isabel. People still call him Isaboy as a joke, though.

The first person he told was Max, both because xe (Max) is ambiguously transgender in every universe, and because xir dad cracked his egg by showing him that masculinity can be whimsy and joy and not just the hardened role hes been forced to play until now. This realization would probably come after a short but very intense femme phase after whatever happens to his grandpa happens (exorcism hopefully) where he tried to embrace traditional "girly" things and while the freedom was nice he hated it so bad and eventually realized he was just forcing himself into another box. Him and Max are the Buzzcut Brothers during highschool.

Anna (she/they): Anna wanted to name herself Miku, and then remembered that she was white. She decided to name herself after the titular Anna from Fr/ozen, which is lame but its a "fucking Mildred?" situation where her friends are begrudgingly supportive. You can't really see it well, but her hairties are the same magenta as Miku's!!

The realization would come after like... years of repression and thinking that feeling Wrong is a problem unique to her and that Nobody Else Has Ever Felt This Way. The catalyst is an argument with Max over it which xe says "just google it, stupid". She does and then stares haunted at her computer screen and the posters of pretty anime girls up on her walls. How her favorite stories all feature transformation. She probably tells Doorman first, at like midnight, and then frets over her contact list before she calls up Max. Xe comes over grumbling the whole time but still supportive has she sobs her eyes out over this realization and gets snot into xir sweater. Xe makes fun of her name but nicely. And then xe asks if she wants to hear any other diagnosises that Max thinks she has. She says "no thank you I've realized enough for tonight ♡" and she is later diagnosed with autism, ocd, bipolar personality disorder and depression.

Crash (they/them): Crash names themself both after the titiular bandicoot and in honor or Crush, the guy who strangled them the day they realized they where nonbinary. This name is awesome and literally the perfect choice for them, its the perfect amount of absurd to suit them and also a normal enough sounding word that people would do a double take when they introduce themselves.

The first person they tell is honestly? Probably Rj. After a few weeks of Knowing that their... not cis, they track down Rj when their alone and explain the situation to them. Their super supportive, obviously, and extremely excited to have cracked Crash's egg. They are delighted by the name and in honor of the choice Rj takes Crash out to egg some houses with the jang. Crash tells the rest of the jang next, with Johnny being deeply enthused by the same they chose and concinved them to try and let Ollie roll them like a bowling ball. Ollie does so and another beautiful friendship is formed. Stephen solemnly tells them "Im proud a' you Crash, gender is a scam made up by the goverment to track our bathroom usage and its pretty cool that you're sticking it to the man like that". Crash nods equally solemnly in response, appreciating how thats fully just a fucking insane thing to say. They nervously tell Isabeau (who at that point is probably still Isabel) over text the next day, who then hunts them down to squeeze them in a hug.

Max (-/-): Max, of course, looks the same in every timeline. No matter what, they have a buzzcut and their name is Max. Cis girl? Buzzcut. Trans girl? Buzzcut. Trans guy? Buzzcut. Cis guy? Buzzcut. Nonbinary? You're never gonna belive it, but, they have a buzzcut. It/its situation in every timeline too. Doesnt matter the combo. She? She/it. Makes 'shit' puns about it. He/it? He is gonna "he/it" you with his car. They/it? Theres no pun for this one but it'll find a way to make one. It/its classic? Also no pun but it gets a boost to its attack speed so it doesnt really need one.

Max doesnt really come out to anyone. Xe doesnt feel the need to. You dont know its alphabet and you will never learn. If it feels like sharing xe will. If it doesn't, it wont. If you try and make it join a pronoun circle against its will, it will pull the god danm fire alarm. It will tell you its not cis but will not tell you in which way.

"Max, why dont you come join the pronoun circl-" "Spender, if you dont stop trying to get me to share my alphabet, Ill take a "she/it" on your work computer and pull the fire alarm"

[Plain text: "Max, why dont you come join the pronoun circl-"]

[austin-art404]

[eightfoldslibrary]

Prompt: Ed begged and pleaded with Isaac to try a JRPG he owned. Once Isaac finally relented, Ed’s console gets tooled and next thing they know they’re stuck inside a video game.

[ghostbxne]

twitter request!! edward eating a burger jerma style