#Eatable Gifts

[shaadiwish]

The holiday season is upon us and we cannot keep calm! Christmas is the time of warmth, joy, and the delightful time to exchange gifts. If you are a ‘Secret Santa’ or simply exchanging gifts with your loved ones, you better make it special for them.

[deanbrainrotwritings]

— BEING DEAN’S WIFE

REQUEST : “Hey, can i request a hcs of be Dean Winchester or Jensen ackles wife? and be super sweet and pure girl that is younger than them” — anonymous

PAIRING : dean winchester x fem!reader

CHARACTERS : none

WARNINGS/TAGS : fluff, angst (if you squeeze your eyes together, til you make a crescent moon shape), a little bit of nsfw at the very end bc it’s hilarious

A/N : uh, yeah, here’s a little gift! I didn’t wanna do university work so i did this instead ☺️ anyway, i think this is just a list of things i love about dean… LMAO XXXX

he will just stare at you for no reason

well, the reason is actually that he thinks your lovely to look at LOL

all those chick flicks he secretly loves to watch? yeah, he’ll recite the romantic stuff because he’s literally down bad for you

… he’s cringing on the inside but also knows he means every word

he’s so pathetic for you and he doesn’t even care

he loves to give you forehead kisses

and he wants them, too, but your lips need to linger a bit, and he’ll close his eyes and just release all the tension in his body because he’s touch starved

he plays with your wedding ring when your hand is right there in his line of sight

he will hold your hand and just stare at the way the ring shines in the sunlight and he will grin like a gigantic dork

ex : if your talking to him or someone else, he’ll just take your hand and gently run his fingers over the ring

he likes when you hold his head against your stomach

when he’s sitting and you’re standing and you move between his legs just to hold his adorable little face close to you, HE LOVES THAT

you’ll let him talk for hours about things he likes, things he wants to share with you

and when you admit you have no idea what he’s talking about when he makes references to old pop culture stuff, he’ll show you everything

.. if all that stuff he references was associated with something else, now it’s all associated with you and him

it’s like THERAPY, to redo stuff with you, to make it his again, and yours

teaching him how to use technology because he’s an old man (affectionate), and he learns fast bc he’s SMART

LOL, witnessing firsthand how genius and resourceful dean is when something breaks [yeah, I can’t stop thinking about him making his own EMF and Sammy being a complete NIPPLEHEAD (affectionate) about it ! as a STEM girly that was so sexy of dean]

HELLO HE SINGS, TO YOU. HE WILL SING YOU ALL THE LOVE SONGS OMG

or he’ll just sing randomly and not even notice that you’re listening to him

silence, comfortable silence, not sad, just.. peaceful

he likes not having to say anything sometimes, just being there with you

he plays with your hair A LOT, he’ll take strands and just feel the texture of it between his fingertips, he’ll even try to do your hair if you let him, if it’s long enough

CUDDLES, he needs that, too.

but he’d rather be on top when you cuddle, with his cute face on your chest, listening to your heartbeat, to your breathing, falling asleep if you run your fingers gently along his back or if you play with his hair

Dean starts mumbling a lot against your chest or shoulder when you’re just relaxing and having lazy conversation as you cuddle

how about KISSING HIS LITTLE DIMPLES??? idk about you but I just wanna kiss his little dimples when he does that specific SMILE or POUT, ya know what I mean! •ᴗ•?? or •~• ???

he flirts with you because you blush so easily

he gets flustered when you flirt back, BC HE’S NOT USED TO IT

he looks like a strawberry, just eatable, with the tips of his ears all red, then the pinkish hue pouring across his freckled cheeks and down his neck in cute little splotches 😭 ALRIGHT YEAH I THINK ABOUT THIS OFTEN

teasing him ABOUT EVERYTHING because that’s hilarious, and he’s indignant but also knows you’re so right and he’ll roll his eyes at you and pretend he’s mad

he can never be mad at you, only playfully!

UHHH ! KISSING THE LITTLE WRINKLES AT THE CORNER OF HIS PRETTY EYES !!!

squeezing him very tightly when you hug and just holding him until he’s practically putting all his weight over you like a willow tree

he’ll bother you on purpose, especially if you’re serious

ex : he takes strands of your hair and will put it in your ear LMAOO or tickle your face with it bc he’s never gonna let a single moment be boring

he grins like the cutest idiot in the world and you can’t be mad at him because he looks LIKE THAT, like the cutest idiot in the whole universe

wearing his clothes and pretending to be him, he thinks it’s cute and funny

he’ll hold your face a lot

and kiss you all over bc you’re cute and pure and deserve all the affection he can offer

and his hands are big and calloused, but he’s so tender and gentle, and warm

hugs from behind

smashing your face into his back and taking in the smell of his body (Mrs Butters lied, Dean smells good)

he’ll love the smell of your hair when he nuzzles into your neck, or the smell of your skin, or the softness of it

going on cute dates, like picnics, watching movies, going to the cinema, going to comic book stores

watching Disney movies together and he can recite the Dory movie by heart because HE LOVES THAT FISH FR

he’ll make you playlists of songs that remind him of you

He takes lots of photos, Polaroids are his favourite because he gets to put them anywhere and everywhere so he can smile and see you if you’re ever busy

you’ll always dress up on Halloween or just for fun whenever he wants

✨healing his inner child✨

grocery shopping together, he pouts when you don’t let him be unhealthy

if you’re short, he’s making fun of you for being shorter than him when he has to reach for stuff on shelves that you can’t reach even on your toes

he teaches you how to cook if you don’t know how to

and you eat the crazy food combinations he comes up with, like those marshmallow mac and cheese he said he made for Sam when they were kids , I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE

he teaches you how to fix cars! he’ll stare at you when you’re being silly ANYWAY PLS TEACH ME DEAN PLS

HAHAHAHAH but like hahahahah as in, 👀 the cute little names he calls you, and you thought they were cringe when couples said them to each other but actually when HE says it to YOU it makes you swoon and you blush, but you pretend you hate it at first because you’re not used to it but he can see through you, you love it

(I’m convinced that if he calls me darlin’, I will die on the spot, or my illnesses will be cured idk idk, I just know something spontaneous or magical will happen)

sharing everything, as in food

he’ll eat your leftovers, if there are any

or if he likes your stuff better than what he’s got, he’ll eat it when he think you’re not looking, but you are definitely aware, you’re just pretending because he’s so cute

trying all the Starbucks drinks together

having to deal with his grumpiness in the morning

even better, you’re not a morning person either so you’re both grumpy

he’s so cute when he’s had his first cup of coffee in the morning :’)

when you shower together, you both play with the shampoo on you heads LMAO

he gives really good massages, like MIND-BLOWINGLY GOOD, I know them hands are magical

BUYING EACH OTHER JEWELLERY, he’s too pretty to not wear jewellery

kissing his freckles BC HES CUTE AND he blushes

kissing his scars (flashback of emo memes) NO, not saying anything about them, just gently pressing your lips on his sensitive skin so he’s not insecure about all of them

reading all sorts of magazines together BC THERES NO TOXIC MASCULINITY IN MY HOUSEHOLD AND MY BOY IS ALLOWED TO DO WHAT HE WANTS YA DUMB— right, anyway

he throws you over his shoulder and then walks around to bother you

butt smacking, that’s it, imagine the possibilities

pretending he’s picking you up at bars (like Claire and Phil from Modern Family 😭)

he’ll throw out his best pick up lines and you have to hold in your laughter at the faces he makes ALSO it works bc that’s your husband

being the best husband when you’re sick

making the yummiest foods and making sure your taking natural vitamins along with medicine

hanging out with you the whole time, not caring that you’re sick even though he’s kind of a germaphobe

whining a lot when he’s sick, but he’s partially just messing with you bc he wasn’t allowed to whine about anything as a kid (I’m right behind you, John)

he’s holding your boobs for comfort LMAO

I feel like he likes to bite, so he bites you a lot for no reason, and then goes about his day

pretending to have accents

more importantly, Dean knows how to speak Spanish, supernatural lied (all that porn and all those novelas and nothing stuck? nah, he’s very good at Spanish)

so he’ll try to seduce you with his Spanish speaking skills (and if you’re Latina/hispanic like me, you think it’s so sexy or it’s just plain cute, idk yet)

playing video games together and being very competitive

he’s very clean and very neat so you never have to tell him to clean up after himself !

he’s very protective of you, but never oversteps bc he knows you can handle yourself

he likes introducing you as his wife

it’s probably not even necessary but he’ll say it very loud and with a gigantic smile and he’ll embarrass you but it’s okay bc it’s Dean

he lies and says he’s your sugar daddy when people comment about the age gap

dude, dude, he’ll tease you a lot like… 🤣 he’ll copy your moans, or repeat stuff you said to him during sex. he’ll tell you very descriptively about how it all went down and the faces you made and the sounds you made.. you know, like in rock and a hard place [09.08]

especially if you’re shy

you wanna strangle him, but you don’t bc he’s the love of your life !

did I do this right? :( doesn’t matter, add some headcannons in the tags or comments 😭 i love husband!dean

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[holylulusworld]

Every Breath You take (1)

Summary: There is a shadow following you. He doesn’t know what he got himself into.

Pairing: Stalker!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader, Bucky x Alpine (platonic)

Warnings: stalking, being stalked, loneliness, a man out of time, bitchy boss, secret admirer trope, voyeurism

A/N: We start slowly to get to know them and their backstory. In this part, we will get to know Y/N better.

A/N2: You all made me do it! Here’s the series to this random idea: Stalker Bucky & Crazy Reader

Catch up here: Every breath you take (Prologue)

Every Breath You Take Masterlist

You’re chewing on your lower lip, humming at something your boss said. He’s boring as hell and so demanding. With his hands on his hips, he glares at your lunch as if he wants to turn it to ashes.

All you want to do is tell him to leave you alone during lunch break. You’re just too polite and nice to do so. 

He can bug you during work time, but not in the precious moments you use to catch up on the latest gossip on your phone. 

You were about to read about an affair Tony Stark had with an intern. Fake news, you’re fairly sure, but it’s still entertaining reading all the furious and stupid comments.

“Sure,” you nod and make a mental note, hopefully not forgetting about his next demand before you reach your desk to write it down. “Right after my lunch break.” You point out and give him a fake smile.

“You better hurry,” he snaps at you and storms off. “If not, you can look for a new job.”

He cannot fire you per se. Your boss is not as important as he thinks he is. One word to the HR and he can kiss his ass goodbye.

You’re just indifferent when it comes to your boss and his antics. You prefer to ignore his sometimes nasty comments.

The world is cold and unfriendly enough. You don’t want to be the kind of person adding more hatred to this world.

Bucky aimlessly strolls through the streets. He prepared everything for tonight, and now he’s a little lost because you are still at work.

It became his obsession to make sure you came home safely. He’d kill the time, window shopping or imagining how’d feel to hold your hand.

Time. Bucky needs more time to prepare himself to meet you for real. 

He wants your first date to be perfect. Therefore, he must watch you a little longer to get to know you better. – At least that’s how he justifies he’s following you like a shadow for the better of three weeks.

Bucky stops in front of your favorite bookstore, he looks out the window, wondering if he should buy you a book and gift it to you this week, or wait a little longer. 

He shakes his head. No. Bucky will start with the usual gift. Flowers. He saw you carry flowers inside your apartment over the last weeks more than once.

You love flowers, and he will find out which ones you love the most. Bucky doesn’t want to gift you the wrong flowers and disappoint you.

He already has a plan. According to your schedule – which he knows by heart – you will go to the little café close to your home. The perfect opportunity to sneak inside your apartment and get to know you even better.

Bucky will take any chance to make you see he’s more than his bad reputation. To the people out there he’s still the Winter Soldier. He doesn’t want you to think the same about him.

All he wants is to keep you safe and happy. Bucky’s new mission is the most important one he ever had. 

For today, he will wait patiently to follow you home, making sure you’re safe. There are many dangerous people out there, wanting to hurt or take advantage of a lovely person like you.

“Phew, home sweet home,” you sigh and plop down onto your sofa. You’re tired, and hungry and would kill to have someone to massage your shoulders. “What a shitty day.”

You hate to get back up, but you need a shower and search your fridge to find anything eatable. Your boss made sure you were working overtime, and you didn’t have the energy left to buy groceries.

Slowly getting back up, you sigh. You’d love to fall asleep right here on the couch, but it won’t do you any good.

Instead of sleeping, you walk out of the living room to have a shower. There’s still enough time left to watch your favorite show and eat leftovers from your fridge.

“She looks tired,” Bucky worriedly watches you with his binoculars when you walk back inside your living room. You yawn and rub your tired eyes. “She’s wearing cute pajamas, Alpine.”

Your secret admirer swoons. “Isn’t our girl beautiful?” He dips his head to look at Alpine sitting on his lap. The white cat meows and rubs his cheek into Bucky’s shirt. “She’ll be such a good mommy for you.”

Bucky pats Alpine’s head, gently murmuring the cat’s name. Alpine is his only companion, and he wants the cat to love you too.

“Don’t worry,” he whispers while lifting the binoculars to his eyes again, “she’s a wonderful and kind person. Y/N will love you too.”

Bucky inhales deeply as he presses your shirt to his nose. He’d love to take it with him, but for now, the top and panties he found under your bed must do. Bucky cannot risk taking more of your things right now.

In due time, he will take more of your things to bring them to the house he plans to buy for you and him. He’s already ahead of his plans, but Bucky never felt like this again. Not since Hydra turned him into a monster everyone still fears.

“Soon,” he hums and walks around your bedroom. Bucky takes his time, and even risks lying in your bed for a moment. He sniffs at your pillow, inhaling your scent deeply. 

Bucky sighs. He can’t risk leaving his scent on your sheets and must slip out of your bed too soon for his liking.

Time. He needs more time. Bucky tells himself all over again. He cannot risk scaring you off, or that you’ll be afraid of him.

He’s a protector, not a villain.

Bucky slowly walks out of your bedroom and inside your bathroom. He wants to know more about the products you like, and maybe sniff at your perfume too.

You’re still at work, and he has all the time in the world before he will pick you up from work and bring you home. In his mind. – He cannot turn up at your workplace and offer you a ride home. Not yet.

Bucky lurks around the corner to watch you walk out of the building. You’re angrily wiping your eyes and even cussing. Something you never did before.

“Who hurt you, doll?” He asks himself, and the person delivers the answer on a silver plate.

Your boss storms after you, calling you a dumb bimbo while throwing a tantrum like a man-child. 

Bucky squares his jaw. He clenches and unclenches his metal fist, ready to beat your boss into a bloody pulp.

No—not now. Not here. He will bring you home first and come back. Bucky will avenge you, and make sure your boss will never dare to raise his voice around you again.

Every Breath You Take (2)

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[cryptid-paint]

Sabertooth character hcs? 👀

ALRIGHT! IT'S SABERTOOTH HEADCANON TIME!

-Victor LOVES making biscuits/kneading, he oftenly collects tons of thick blankets because of this and gets genuinely sad/upset when he has to throw a blanket away because he knead it to shreads and it's no longer recognizable as a blanket anymore

-He enjoys swimming and water in general, I headcanon that his mutant gene is made up by different cat and big cats genetic codes combined into one mutant gene, the most prevalent being tiger, lynx and lion.

-he does that cat chirp/chattering sound when he's relaxing and sees a bird, it also happens if he's watching tv and there's a bird on screen, he can't control it, it just happens, and he's deeply annoyed by this

-he deffinitely purrs and hisses and roars and makes all sort of feline like noises. When it comes to purring, he'll definitely do it if you scratch under his chin, that's his purr activator lmao

-he sheds fur...LIKE A LOT....you could collect it all, turn it into yarn and knit a Victor scarf if you wanted to, type of shedding....everywhere he goes BOOM! a tufft of fur gets left behind...

-he loves to do A BIG STRETCH! in the morning or whenever he wakes up from a nap, ya know, like a cat!

-scratching posts are not enough or resistant enough to keep his claws sharp, neither are nail files, so he just scratches at trees to file them up

-you can tell when he's EXTREMELY angry because his tail will swat and move from side to side, if you see this, run! kitty cat man is angry!

-he loves summer, it's his favorite season because he loves sleeping under the sun and lying on the grass/sunbathing

-he's a MASSIVE CUDDLER, he loves warmth, he'll actively seek anything that provides him with warmth, be it a fire being lit, tons of blankets, a comfy sweater, or a person he trusts sitting next to him, so if someone he trusts is beside him, he'll inmediately turn and just melt into a cuddle pile on top of them, think big warm lazy cat energy.

-his tongue is rough like regular cats, it feels like wet sandpaper lol. Sometimes, he falls asleep with the tip of his tongue poking out like the tiniest little blep.

-cannot resist getting inside boxes, again, it's one of those cat things he can't control and it annoys him.

-he has paws under/inside his boots, same as wolverine, and I think they would probably look like a lynx paw?? just...big pawbs for a big cat man.

-also same as wolverine he has a tapetum lucidum so his eyes definitely glow in the dark

-has a high prey drive, sees as a squirrel? will chase after it. sees a frog? will jump into a pond to try and catch it. butterfly? will swat around his hands attempting to get it, meaning he'll oftenly get side tracked or is easily distracted (he always fails to catch his prey tho, because he's too big and he's more strong than he's agile thus making him slightly clumsy)

-he may be angry and violent and mean, specially to wolverine and the xmen, but if you're on his good graces and he considers you a close friend, he's actually a softy, meaning he'll playfullly nip at your ears or fingers, purr a lot, cuddle for warm....maybe he'll leave a rodent at your doorstep as a gift... and what not!, he's very selective, with who he lets into his life and who gets to see this more domestic side of his.

-although Victor can eat raw meats, he actually enjoys cooking and is skilled at it, so he enjoy making meat based dishes like stew! which he also enjoys sharing with those close to him. He's the total opposite to Wolverine in this, since Logan prefers his meat raw and is quite food agressive/territorial, oftenly going outside the mansion to hunt or scavange his meals and eat them there, since he's quite the messy eater (and he doesn't want to traumatize the kids by dragging in a deer carcass he found rotting but still eatable enough for a wolverine's digestive system...bones and all)

-oddly enough he's extremely good at math...he's a smart kitty cat!

also forgive me if there's any typos, english isn't my first language!

[evanostic]

AWW TYSM!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS WAAAA ‼️‼️‼️🎁🎄

Merry Christmas to my mutuals :D

Thank you for making it fun to be here, I never thought I would make friends on Tumblr <3

@maryalezoo

@exotic-dinostuff

@evanostic

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[pumpumkins]

i don't like how it turned out but whatever at least the armor is not that bad🙉 gift for my friend elden ring oc

if you tear the art to pieces looks delicious... (eatable)

i spent too much time on it i'm tired and need my omen twins back 😔

also killed Malenia(almost deleted the game jaahjah)

okay this looks yammier im pleased now

[daylilifiedsundrewdrops]

My Luna and @heliosphere-underthesky 's Luna

Side note- My Luna does not actually wear a bow in their design. They wear some kind of headband but NOT a bow. I imagine that HUtS's Luna gave it to them haha(( I actually wanted to draw them with a bow. Thought it'd look cute. ))

Healthy bonding between moons(( Mei, ang ganda ng design na Luna mo ))

(( My Luna: 'Lunarian Etiquette #5: When meeting with a moon of equal or superior importance/respects, be cordial and greet them politely. Gifts such as flowers are permitted.' )) Hoi parang candy si HUtS Luna, She looks so eatable(( She also looks like a magical girl but if they had simple designs ))

[at0micc0la]

The Valentine's day stream

a/n: sorry guy's but i completely forgot about Valentine's day so I had an idea for the little serie we got in this blog and I think this could be the perfect time to bring it to light

a/n 2: it ended up angsty at the end... sorry?（；´д｀）ゞ

a/n 3: this is a chapter in between pt1 and pt2 (wich I'm unable to complete, sorry but I'll do it)

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"Hello, chat! Welcome back to my channel" you greeted your viewers as always, the camera focusing on your face trying to hide your outfit and your guest, but knowing your channel it wasn't a surprise who the guests are "I know I missed Valentine's day, I wanted to do a stream the 14 but the boys wanted to do something special for the baby of the house so we were busy"

"We needed to do something as family for our girl" Dream said from behind the camera, you just rolled your eyes

"Yes, Patches has 4 dad's and a weird family friend" you laughed "Okay, so I bought this" You took a step back to show your pink maid outfit "I also had to wait for this dress, but someone wore it first" you side eyed Karl who was leaning against the counter pretending to be offended

"I thought it was mine" He giggled, his head press against your arm trying to do puppy eyes so you could 'forgive him'

"Yeeeaaah, sure..." you just shrugged and explained what was going to happen in the stream.

In honor of Valentine's day you wanted to do a baking stream, making cookies to gift to your signicant others with George, Karl and Sapnap helping you, Dream was supposed to join you but decided against it at last minute.

"If everything goes as it's planned at the end of the stream we are going to have eatable cookies... i hope so" you looked directly at the camera with a concerned face and then your eyes moved to look at Dream as if asking for help in advance to control his boyfriend, the man just shrugged as if saying 'you made your bed..'

The stream was going smoothly, except for the fact that it became a competition and now you and George had to make the best cookies and Dream was the jury, deep down you had hopes you'll win the competition for the soft spot the man has for George, even though he loves his three boyfriends no one can deny that the british man has him in the plam of his hand.

"Look, I lied earlier. I'll show you all the real reason why this stream wasn't earlier" disappearing from the camera, the boys share a look, George approached the mike and said 'Chat, I think they are going to kill us'

"Don't worry, Sapnap. I'll save you" Karl exagerated and held the man's face and tried to kiss him, to which Sapnap just lauhged it off

"As if y/n would hurt me. I'm their favorite" a smug smile maked it's way into the ma's face and while the other 3 protested you arrived to the kitchen with a small box in yout hands

"What did I miss?" Your cheery attitud came to a halt when you came across the four boys arguing

"Y/N?! I'm your favorite right?" George spoke first "We are a team now, and I'm the one who helps you code cof cof"

"I'm their favorite beacuse I'm the one who shares clothes with them" Karl chimmed in and as they kept on arguig you looked at the camera as if you wer in The Office, not wanting to end the argument you got close to the camera and show them a set of cookie cutters with the symbols of yout roommates minecraft persona, a little blob for Dream, a pair of goggles for George, a flame for Sapnap and a hoodie with a press on swirl to add

"Chat, I'm gonna win this and they won't even notice" you were cutting the dough in the different shapes when you heard Sapnap yelling at George, who hid behind you, which made the glaze the man threw in your direction fall on your face, your surprised face and Karl giggles stopped the time

"Look what you've done dumbass" the british said and drag you to the sink wich was barely seen through the screen, Sapnap was apologizing when Dream and Karl brought his atention to the cookies, leaving you and George to clean your face

"I can do it by myself" you tried to argues but the man held your face and with a cloth he slowly cleaned your face, part of him was thankful, it's been a long week and there was little to no time that you spent together, so he took advantage to watch closely your face, the bridge of your nose and the way it curved, your eyes watching him expectantly, your little freckles and the mark that was left in your skin everytime you smile, he was so entrance with you that he slowly started to lean into you, looking at your lips, hoping that he would finally be able to tell you how much you mean to him, to Dream, to Sapnap and to Karl, show it to you with a kiss.

Surprise was written all over your face. is this a dream? is it real that George is leaning for a kiss? George? When you were starting to make it sense in your mind and having a small debate in your own mind, but making amends with yourself about maybe it's okay if we kiss, a donation was heard across the room

"George and Y/N are defo kissing, look at them" You later found out that this dona was made by Tommy

The boys looked in your direction, curious look on their face, you were on your tiptoes and George was still holding your face, the 3 other men were surprised they never thought that George would take the first step to further your relationship, but when the man went back to his persona and scoffed at the voice your world fell apart, it was another of the bits

"As if" He said as he slightly pushed him, he turne around to wash his hands bitching about how helping you clean up left him dirty.

You slightly shaked your head and small tears made their way into your eyes as you reached the counter to finish your cookies "Did you guys like my cookie cutters? Just for you"

YOu were showing the chat your already baked cookies before using the glaze, you were so invested in talking with the chat that you didn't see Dream's eyes going through the scene in front of him. Sapnap and Karl where fighting with the oven, hoping that the attention was no longer in the previous situation, and you going to help you, George was still near the sink, pretending to getting a glass of water, the man was watching you from the sidelines, face blushed and when his eyes met Dream's a guilty expression made it way into his face, his heart sank into his stomach the moment he hear the dono and now he knew his wasn't the best reaction.

You continued the stream, Dream eat the cookies from each team, Karlnap's cookies were a little burn and too sweet while yours and George were tasty, but a little bit ugly because you made a quick competition to make the best glaze art (no one is a great artist here, so ugly cookies made with love).

"Well guys, that's all for today's stream! Take care of yourselves and see you next stream" the stream ended and you started to try to clean the kitchen when George stopped you

"Y/N sorry if I made you uncomfortable earlier, also I..." you stopped him before we was able to finish his sentence

"Don't worry George, we are friends everything is okay" you smiled at him "It's part of the bit and I don't want you to feel bad about me and" with all the pain in your heart you assured George that there was no hurt feelings, even though it wasn't like that

"No is just that we have to tell you something" George spoke loudly and the boys attention was in you two, Dream was cleaning the kitchen while Sapnap and Karl were watching Tik Toks, until they hear his voice "We were meaning to tell you this before but, it's just that.." the ma wasn't able to form the sentence, you were expectant at his next words, he looked at you and his brain goes blank "We are going on a Valentine's trip this weekend, could you please take care of Parches for us?" he blurted out, big brown eyes looked at you, fear in them as the other three eyes were shocked.

"You don't have to ask me that, I love my baby girl, no problem" you answered and turned around "I'll change my clothes, this outfit is killing me, I'll clean later Dream don't worry!!" closing the door of your room and sliding down it while tears run down your face is the closest you will feel again to being a teenager, or that's what you wanted to think, maybe is the time to accept that the boys are just friends and see you as their little sibling not anything more, maybe is time to meet new people who is able to love tomantically you for real not as a joke.

In the kitchen George was sitting in the kitchen isle holding his hands, the other three were looking at him, faces blank as the british man was mumbling "I'm sorry, I short circuit and I thought I was able to tell them but I couldn't" small tears forming in his eyes, Karl held him.

Another failed Valentine's and another unsuccessful attempt to tell you what they all feel for you

[div1nepetal]

KAZUHA LAYOUTS GIFT FOR @astrinityy / @astrizeta !!

IM SO SORYY I COULDNT DO THE BANNERS OLL FO THEM LATER AFTER SCHOOL TODAY BUT TJANK U FOR BEING MY MUTUAL WHO I CAN TALK TO ANYTIME CAUSE YOUR SO FUN & COOL, ABT CREATIPN U DO IS SO EATABLE LIKE AN ALL U CAN EAT BUFFET!! I THANK U FIR BEING MY EARLY MUTUALS WHO WATCHED ME GRIW FROM SNALL FOLLOWS TO NOW NEAR 200 🥹🥹🥹

[olderthannetfic]

I desperately need to get this off my chest, it’s becoming so difficult to live such a lie.

I want to love high quality, artisanal, dark chocolate. I really do. And I can eat it and enjoy it well enough, and I’ve told people that it’s my favourite, so I often get given that as gifts. And for a long time I told myself that really was my favourite.

But god, I think I really do prefer the forbidden delights of creamy, sugary, mass-produced, eminently eatable milk chocolate. I know there are ethical/moral issues as well as the fact that chocolate connoisseurs will look down their nose at me. But it’s just so good, it just brings so much more joy. I am here on anon like a coward because I cannot admit this publicly.

--

I live practically on top of a chocolate cafe, and they've got plenty of artisanal milk chocolate. Dark chocolate lovers can suck it.

If you really want milk chocolate that's at least more likely to be ethical, it's out there.

[ryuichirou]

Replies

A couple of replies today.

Anonymous asked:

Hell yeah, I’d get a daki from you. Also, Edmund as a body pillow? I’d eat that right up! (You can take that literally or figuratively.) Also a Lilia daki would be sexy af. Hmmm, depending on my cash situation later, I’d love to get an Idia dakimakura. The thought of his over flustered face makes me positively FERAL.

Ahh thank you so much, Anon! <3 Of course, feel free to message me about an Idia dakimakura or anything else whenever you want. He is the most perfect fit when it comes to characters to be put on daki, to be honest…

I am also very happy to see you feel that way about the possibility of Edmund as a body pillow hehe I would also love to eat it up both literally and figuratively. This boy is very eatable.

eh-nonnie-mouse asked:

I am sending this ask in super late but your guys piece with mountain Jade killed me. Like seeing the canon art was so cute and handsome and then the groovy had me on my knees clutching my heart and then your interpretation just KO'd me , just like he probably KO'd the poor soul who found him. I could see that one sketch (I think it was you two) where Jade and Rook pass each other in the woods with unidentified long black bags that suspiciously look like people.

But I was revived with the latest cute fucking Octo Trio in Isle of Lamentation and ASFGKJ I am so FERAL for that group of characters. (Not me up here crying in the club at Orthos HUMAN?! cute excited face omg 😭)

Is this Idia's dream and that's why he looks so shocked or is he super concerned because EELS are going to corrupt his baby bro!

Oh and how soft Azul looks at Idia, like they are group of highly disfunctional people who are a little (a lot) crazy for each other in all sorts of ways 🫠 but they are so pretty!!!! and WHY can't Floyd keep his clothes on ahahaha. He's just waltzing around half naked like a gladiator of old and everyone else is dressed appropriately. Orthos excitement over shoes is so cute! Is he looking at Floyd showing off his cool kicks (cause that eel is a certified sneaker head(?) Shoe fanatic?)

And as a last thing. Kalim is like an Asian parent in the way they show their affection through 'You vaguely like something? Here's a lifetime supply because I don't know how else to show my feelings'. Like I know it's just how Kalim is, very open with his affections for Jamil and he probably thinks money and gifts are the best ways to display that. Especially if Kalim can't get as touchy feely and handy as he would like but it just reminded me of that behavior.

No worries, thank you for sending asks!! I am always replying after like 4 months, so “late” doesn’t exist here; time is a flat circle lol

I am very happy you liked that Jade drawing, and YES it was me who drew that doodle of Jade and Rook lol We really love a forest as a creepy setting in general, so I just keep defaulting to something spooky whenever I draw anything related to it. And Jade’s new card was the perfect opportunity!

Jade really is a cryptid from the mountains… And apparently a very charming one 😭

Igni+Octa is such a good combination, I can’t get enough of them! I’m happy you also like them together!! <3 Ortho would always get along with Floyd lol The Tweels are bad influence on him.

It isn’t necessarily Idia’s dream, it’s kind of like an AU? We just wanted to put them in a setting that has vibes similar to Ancient Greece. But you are right: Idia is terrified because while he was talking to Azul, Ortho got completely enamoured by a pair of cool sandals… what else these creeps (fellow shoe fanatics!) are going to give him??

It’s so funny that you noted that Floyd just can’t keep his clothes on, we were wondering the same thing. I drew this sketch a while ago and coloured it the day we posted it, and the entire time I was unsure if I should dress him a little… I guess nah… he really is a gladiator at heart lol

You also completely nailed it about Kalim! I do think that he would love to shower Jamil with gifts, and to him it’s just like little ways to show appreciation and affection… when you are used to your family buying a whole-ass amusement park for one day just because you wanted to hang out there once, getting your beloved Jamil a lifetime supply of chocolate doesn’t feel too crazy at all!

Thank you as always for your kind review of everything that we post <3 I’ll reply to your other ask too!

eh-nonnie-mouse asked:

PEAKED NIPPLE ALERT!

ok sorry sorry but is Deuce going to get stuck again? Because that would be hilarious. Jack can't help himself when his Athletic rival is under him. Do you think they do this frequently? Working out does increase the blood flow and those running outfits are pretttttty tight.

YES!!

Also yes, this is very likely lol It’s a bit difficult to say if it’s them getting too riled up because of them training together, or it’s because Jack would develop a Pavlovian reaction at some point… He sees Deuce in those shorts – things happen :”( <3

Anonymous asked:

If Deuce tugs on Jack's tail, will Jack-

1. Yelp

2. Growl

3. Moan

:3

Anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm the "Deuce pulling on Jack's tail" anon. I forgot to add-

He does it at a random point during the day. Like, just walking behind him and just grabbed it and pulled.

(forgive me for forgetting to add this, I feel bad for sending in two asks for one question....)

I think it depends on what is on Jack’s mind at that time. It’s not entirely impossible for him to produce a sound that is too close to moaning… that would be embarrassing…

But in all honesty, I think he would yelp. Which would also be embarrassing because this is too much of a puppy-like reaction. He isn’t a kid anymore..!

If it’s someone else or Jack doesn’t see it’s Deuce who’s touching his tail, I think he’s going to growl though. The boy’s ready to attack lol

[lil-gremlin-gal]

NaClYoHo Days 16, 17, & 18

Day 16

Worked a full shift, bought toilet brushes on the way home, washed my scrubs. No more IUD replacement cramps, which is a way quicker recovery than the one from my first insertion 6 years ago!

Day 17

Washed the dishes that needed to be washed by hand, unpacked a box of kitchen stuff, measured cabinet to build a spice riser/sorter thingy. Ordered a desk online. Made salad for dinner - hubs cooked salmon.

Day 18

Did dishes, changed and washed the sheets, cleaned the bathrooms and deep cleaned the bathtub, made a Christmas wishlist for myself, wiped the front of the stove and dishwasher, made muffins for the week.

Went to the thrift and found a small ironing board, a holiday sweater, and some holiday jammies (ironing board is for the house, the rest is for holiday events at the clinic next month).

Also aquired and wrote birthday cards for 2 relatives who have birthdays close to Christmas day (because I want them to feel special on their birthdays, too!), gift labels, a dish brush, and some assorted December eatables (hard candy mix, small gingerbread kit).

Husbff bought us a microwave and robot vacuum, and set both up.

- - -

Goals for the next few days are to work and stay on top of laundry, dishes, and my physio routine. If I manage to get a couple gifts taken care of, even better.

As far as my Desperate Housewives marathon, I'm currently halfway through season 3, haha! The show as me hooked.

[cheekylilfiend]

Mizora looked down at Shovel with a grin, before she handed her a severed head, which seemed to have already half eaten. Most of the cheeks had been ripped off, and pieces of the scalp were missing, but the nose and tongue looked still intact and very eatable. The exposed skull was slippery with traces of spit.

It wasn’t that Shovel didn’t appreciate the gift; she did! It was a beautiful head with just the right bits still in place for her to chew on! She was salivating at the mouth at the thought of saving the tongue under her own tongue to be enjoyed later for a late night treat. Except she knew better than to accept a gift given by a stinky devil. Even one as pretty and winged as the one the stupid warlock had tied himself to.

“What did the blue bitch do to it?” Shovel sniffed, testing to see if the spit seen on the face had any sweet fumes to it. Succubus spittle didn’t sit well in her tummy and always made her snacks too sweet! “Gasp! Did you put a grenade in its brains? Poisons? A smaller head?! Wicked lady.”

[sonicasura]

Oh Gia would catch glances here and there. That kaiju was sneaky one, but sometimes he was just that little slower or that little more distracted when Gia was able to get a glance of him.

That and he would leave her small 'gifts' at times. Most of which were animals that he hunted for her. He gave everthing from rabbits to boars, to even some eatable plants that he had seen Gia pick as she travled.

He even guarded her at night, since he was a kaiju that did not sleep as much as most. And whenever he caught a wolf or bear, he would watch her either sell the kill or use its fur to make warmer clothes for herself. Sometimes both.

He also learned a lot just by watching her, including how to craft various small traps and other things before Gia found a villiage she decided she would live in deep in the moutains. And so would the kaiju as well, making himself a nest in a cave found deep within the forest that surrounded the village and moutains.

It would be about a few months after that the two would properly meet. And well the rest is history from there.

Over the next few centuries, another six kaijus would meet and marry someone in the Hibino family. Adding various powers, traits and much more to the bloodline as time pass on. As well as the family gaining a lot of knowledge about kaijus ingeneral. Which are all documented and possible for Kafka to get his hands on during his little quest to find out more of his family line.

As well being one of the main reasons No 9 is stops his plans on taking over the world. The kaiju don't want the DF get their hands any of those documents whatsoever. Too bad for the mushroom that he would not fully succeed in this.

Definitely courting behavior right there as real life animals do bring food and gifts to potential mates. I can only imagine Kafka's face when he begins to delve into this particular side of his heritage. The Defense Force are gonna have their minds blown for sure.

[whymaige]

🌸3D WhyMaige🌸

x@KarotteRAVE & x@StarryWrite 's Bday Gift for me! I love it!! Soff hair & pastel colors 🥺 So eatable-

Yes, they both made this 3D Model- the textures and sculpt, EVERYTHING!! Such masters!!! 😊😊(👁️🫦👁️

Thank you for always being supportive, & for working hard to take care of the cats. I'm lucky to have you both as my best friends in life, trio forever!!

Thanku parents for birthing me my two Lil Sibs besto friendos in laifu! 👏🥹

No matter where we go/what we do/happens, we will always be the trio. Even in another universe or lifetime, my soul will always seek you guys out. If it doesn't, imma reroll- ROFL

Big sis lovs you! ❣️

[thefanciestborrower]

heya! so i saw your tang post from a bit ago and i was wondering if you have any hcs for everyone's favorite noodle nerd? thanks if you answer! (i love your art and writing btw it's the reason i come on tumblr)

Hi fellow Tang enjoyer!! I would be, more than happy to provide you with hcs because ima be honest I have the single biggest prey crush on him ever lmao. He’s just so!!!! Eatable!!!!

Also dude the fact that I’m the reason you came to tumblr is baffling like...I’m so so so so flattered you enjoy my content that much gosh! I remember the people I came to tumblr for and I honestly can’t fathom myself being that for someone else gosh 💕. Always open for asks or just chatting in general please I love making friends here. 

Anyways, on to the headcannons!

Tang is genuinely like, 99.9% prey because I mean just look at him 

Now that’s not to say he’d like being eaten really 

But. It happens 

He’s just very appetizing to MK’s more non-human friends who hang around the shop sometimes like Red Son

In the show Mei joked about him looking so sweet and that’s why he keeps nearly getting eaten, but I genuinely see him tasting way more savory than sweet 

He’s has this very salty savory kind of almost beef miso taste to him and it’s delicious 

Means he pairs incredibly well with Pigsy’s noodles 

And, because it’s Tang, you know he’s not gonna pass up a chance to hang out in a giant bowl of noodles no sir 

He’s gonna happily sit in there and eat his weight in soup 

And then probably pass out and take a nap in said soup 

One fun little thing I can see happening is Pigsy making a noodle dish specifically to pair with Tang’s flavor 

Not for eating, but more as a fun work of art and gift for Tang

Tang loves lounging as a fancy garnish it strokes his ego a bit and gives him all the food he could possibly want 

It’s a bit of a risky thing to do though cause MK will eat said soup

Though he’s nice enough to eat around Tang

Just gives him a little lick 

The times in which Tang does get eaten he’s loud 

So so so loud and whiny 

It’s gross and slimy and smells weird inside!

Doesn’t like it nope 

But that won’t keep him from getting eaten no sir 

He’s a little soft around the middle and isn’t incredibly strong so he goes down very easy 

And makes a great oral stim, provided you can ignore the yelling 

Wukong likes chewing on him cause it’s funny 

Now sometimes he can be a little more willing, and that’s pretty much either when he’s eaten by Mk or eaten with Mk

MK is a sweet guy who will let him out when asked so he doesn’t mind spending an hour or two inside

Sometimes Mei will eat him along with MK and shhhh don’t tell but that’s when he might get a little cuddly 

He’ll let MK sleep on him and honestly be super content with everything provided Mei isn’t too loud 

I have so many more thoughts lol but we stopping here for today