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coco-and-creame · 2 months ago

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tord nsfw alphabet next pls??

Of course! Here ya go!

NSFW Alphabet - Tord

A - aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

When he’s been the dominant one, such a sweetheart! He runs you a warm bath with a soothing scented bath bomb and your favorite bath soap, and he puts the towel in the dryer for you so that it’s warm and soft when you get out! He’ll get you anything you want or need and then puts on a movie that you can watch while cuddling.

When you’ve been the dominant one, he loooves being pampered by you. Having a nice bath with you, and having you bring him a little snack and a drink before cuddling, he lives for it. He loves the feeling of being taken care of by you.

B - body part (his fav on you and his fav on himself)

On himself, Tord likes his arms, hands, and chest. He puts a lot of effort into his physical form so every time you praise his broad, muscular torso or when you cling onto his arm he’s in heaven. Tord’s absolutely lost. He is also very aware of his long fingers and what he can do with them.

On you, he LOVES your boobs. He is 100% a BOOBS MAN!!! He loves when you wear clothes that accentuate your chest, or when you’re having a lazy day at home and you walk around with no bra. He’s the type of guy to sneakily turn the heat down so that it’s colder in the house just so he can see your nipples poke through the fabric of your shirt. When he’s fucking you he has to be fondling your breasts in some way, and when he’s eating you out he reaches up and plays with your nipple while he’s fucking you with his tongue. He just… loves your boobs. It borders on obsession a little bit to be honest.

C - cum (anything to do with cum)

Unless you’re actively trying for a baby or it’s a really special occasion, he avoids cumming inside of you so there’s a lower chance of any surprises. But goddd if it isn’t his favorite thing in the world. He enjoys finishing on your thighs or stomach but nothing compares to how it feels to paint your insides. It’s also a possessive thing - seeing his cum drip out of you makes him feel like only he could ever do this, like he’ll be the only one to ever claim you that way and it drives him insaneeee.

D - dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)

He’s gotten ideas from all the hentai he consumes, and he would want to reenact some of those scenes with you. He’s too shy to admit it though, and he’s scared of making you uncomfortable or running you off. If that’s something you’d be into, you’ll have to bring it up.

E - experience (how experienced is he?)

You’re definitely not his first, but there haven’t been many before you. He clearly learned a lot from his previous partners though! And he has added experience from Japanese comics research he’s done himself. He’s a very attentive lover and a quick learner, paying attention to what you like or don’t like, and he checks in regularly to make sure that you’re enjoying yourself. Sometimes afterwards he asks you what parts you enjoy more and what parts you didn’t like as much. He just wants to make you feel good and happy!

F - favorite position (self explanatory)

Literally just anything that lets him both look at and grab your boobs. He loves cowgirl because it makes it to where he can watch them bounce while you ride him, and he loves being able to grab and suck your nipples into his mouth while you fuck yourself on his cock. He also likes missionary because of how deep it allows him to get inside of you and how close he’s able to be with you while also being able to see your boobs.

G - goofy (is he more funny or serious in the moment?)

I think he’s a good mix of both! He loves making you laugh but is capable of fucking the life out of you in the next second. He’s aware that sex is funny sometimes (especially if something isn’t going as planned) and will take advantage of that, but not to the point where it ruins the mood.

H - hair (anything to do with hair)

He doesn’t shave but keeps it in check. He keeps it trimmed fairly short and is pretty good about maintaining it, but he doesn’t mind shaving if you ask him to.

He couldn’t care less about whether or not you shave because either way he is IN THEREE. Truly does not have a preference and will tell you how pretty you look no matter what. He just wants you to feel confident in yourself, so he likes whatever you like!

I - intimacy (how is he with the romantic aspect?)

He is very tender and loving. Not to be mistaken with gentle. He could be fucking the life out of you but you can still tell he’s doing it with soooo much adoration for you. This man worships the ground you walk on. He kisses every inch of your skin and tells you how incredibly beautiful you are to him because he means it! He plans out super romantic sex for special occasions and anniversaries and your birthday, he’s the type of man to hit you with a romantic dinner date before fucking your brains out because of how much he loves you!

J - jack off (anything to do with masturbation)

He has a pretty high sex drive so depending on how much he gets to see you, he jerks off fairly often. He used to use his hentai mags before he got together with you, but now he has an album of pictures of you in his phone that you’ve sent him or he’s taken. Sometimes if he knows you’re not busy but can’t be with you for some reason he’ll call you for phone sex because the sound of your voice helps him get off. Bonus points if you’re touching yourself at the same time.

K - kink (a kink of his)

TOYS. Oh my god, he loves toys. He loves using a wand on you, he loves watching you fall apart. He'll give you vibrating panties to wear through the day... But also, ride him with a prostate massager in? Oh my god, he's PUTTY in your hands. Nipple clamps? Fucking yes.

L - location (his favorite place to do it)

Anywhere as long as he has you all to himself. If the roommates aren’t home and he’s feeling horny and you’re doing something, he won’t hesitate to come up behind you, kissing your neck and whispering the nastiest shit in your ear. The same goes for you, if you come to him he’s dropping everything for you, no matter what or where. He does prefer the bedroom though, that way he has room to toss you around and use any toys or other things on you. It also makes aftercare and cleanup easier. Usually if it’s not in the bedroom it’s a quickie and he doesn’t go all out.

M - motivation (what gets him going?)

Anything you do has this man ready, but he loves when you initiate. He loves feeling wanted by you, so tell him if you want him! If you come up behind him while he’s doing something and start rubbing his shoulders while you whisper in his ear he will take you as soon as humanly possible.

N - no (something he won’t do)

He hates impact play. Doesn’t want to hit you ever, or cause any actual pain to you. He may give in if you ask him enough, but even then it takes a lot of convincing and he has to be certain you want it. The same thing goes for degradation and humiliation, he has moral qualms with physical and emotional hurt because of his father and he never wants to be like him, so to say the least he’ll freak out a little bit if you ask for that.

No matter how passionate he gets, he only wants to treat you with love and respect.

O - oral (preference on giving or receiving)

He is absolutely a GIVERRR. This man LOVES eating pussy and could genuinely die happy between your thighs. Don’t get him wrong, he loves receiving but he just can’t get enough of the taste of you on his tongue. He’s waking you up with it and putting you to sleep with it. He loves it when you sit on his face and he can watch you ride his tongue from underneath. He is just a MUNCH!

P - pace (fast, slow, stamina, etc.)

He has a lot of stamina and can and will go for multiple rounds, he tends to go fast and deep. He never ever finishes before you because he’s a gentleman! If he does get tired and you want more he’ll happily use his mouth or fingers until you’re satisfied.

Q - quickies (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t like quickies much, he likes being able to take his time with you and give you as much pleasure as he can, but if you want him before one of you has to go do something and it has to be quick, who is he to say no to you?

R - risk (is he game to experiment or take risks?)

He’d love to experiment, but like I said earlier he’s shy and is scared of making you uncomfortable so he doesn’t usually bring things up himself. If you want to experiment then you’ll have to initiate it, and he isn’t particularly bothered if it doesn’t work out!

S - stamina (how many rounds can he go?)

Like I said, he has a lot of stamina and can usually go for multiple rounds. You guys have sex often so there’s usually no need for more rounds but who is he to complain? Whatever you need, he’s willing to give!

T - toys (does he own toys? does he use them?)

Like I said he LOVES toys. Before the two of you got together he had one fleshlight he used, but once you started your sexual relationship he slowly started building a collection of toys for the two of you to use on each other. He has lots of different wands, vibrators and different types of dildos he’ll use on you. He loves using nipple clamps on you for obvious reasons.

Now on him, he LOVES being pegged. He buys a very large red strap for you to use on him. It’s amazing to see how he completely MELTS underneath you. His mind goes blank when you hit his prostate, his eyes roll into the back of his head and his mouth opens and he drools everywhere. He’s so so pretty when he subs. The prettiest ever.

U - unfair (how much does he like to tease?)

Tord spoils you and he knows it but he doesn’t really care. In his eyes, you deserve it! He doesn’t tease you too much because if you even give him the slightest signal that you want something he’s folding immediately. He just wants to make you happy! He’s not a fan of orgasm denial, he much prefers to overstimulate you if anything.

Now if you wanted to do orgasm denial on him… he turns into the whiniest, neediest man ever. Imagine using your hand or a cock ring on him and every single time he gets close, you leave him teetering on the edge. Or rubbing your clit up and down on his cock, teasing his tip with your wet slit, maybe even letting the head slip in before leaving him hanging high and dry for who knows what time that night? Hearing him whine and tell you he’ll do anything to cum. He just becomes so pathetic and needy, it’s addictive seeing what you can make this usual stoic and quiet man into.

V - volume (how loud is he?)

I wouldn’t say he’s loud but he’s very vocal. He moans so so prettily and gets louder when he cums. He’s not exactly talkative, he’ll mix English and Norwegian when he’s close to where it’s just gibberish but you can tell he’s trying to tell you how good he feels and how much he loves you. He gets extremely talkative and vocal when he’s subbing though. Whines and cries about how good you’re making him feel when he’s getting pegged. Sometimes he’ll shove his face into the pillow if he thinks he’s being too loud, if you grab his hair and pull his head up so he can’t hide he gets even louder because fucking loves having his hair pulled.

W - wild card (random headcanon)

He wants to titty-fuck you and then cum all over your face. That’s it, that’s his #1 fantasy.

X - x-ray (what’s going on underneath those clothes?)

9.3 inches, and he’s soooo thick and heavy. The veins are prominent and you can feel them rubbing against your walls when he’s fucking you. The tip is slightly more pink than the rest and he leaks a lot of pre, especially when you first start touching him. It’s just so pretty, just like the rest of him!

Y - yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

High!!! He’s crazy about you and genuinely always wants to be touching you. If you’re living with him, you probably have sex four or five times a week on average. He specifically makes time for it, even if your schedules clash. He wants you to know how much he appreciates you and shows it through mind blowing orgasms!

Z - zzz (how fast does he fall asleep afterwards?)

He gets a short little burst of energy directly afterwards, which he uses to clean up and get you taken care of in any way you might need. But honestly, he is crashing not long after. He puts a lot of effort in! Once he’s sure you’re comfortable he is knocked out in minutes and sleeps like the dead. He used to have horrible insomnia but he gets great sleep now because if you’re around, you’re basically fucking each other to sleep most nights!

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pineappleciders · 6 months ago

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Hiii I saw your EW posts and I was wondeing how Tord And Edd would react to a Y/n who keeps bugs ^^ its a lil weird yeah! Have an amazing morning/night

tord and edd with a reader who keeps bugs headcanons

A/N: i don't keep bugs but um i LOVE them they are so silly 🐛🐜🪲

TORD

so tord isn't really one to get freaked out by bugs, but he also doesn't love them. like he'll let one chill on his wall but he'll be low-key nervous if it gets too close to him

so once he knows you like to collect and keep them, he's a little off-put by the creepier looking ones but he's willing to suck it up

he definitely has his niche interests that he's super Normal about, so he completely understands having a fascination or even obsession with things most people dislike

he'll let you place them on his hand and crawl around, and you can see his shoulders tense as it moves further up his sleeve. though he won't say anything!

tord will 100% let you rant about bugs and their habitats and anything ab them. he might do something else while listening, but he knows the importance of having someone you're able to rant to

he'll sit there patiently as you introduce each bug to him and tell him their names. and it takes awhile for him to remember any but slowly he'll start bonding with them

one time you catch him with his hand in your tarantula enclosure, letting the spider inspect his finger. he'll quickly pull it out and act as if nothing happened

EDD

edd is definitely a bit more spooked by bugs than someone like tord. he used to swat them out of his house, but then he started to think about it and actually feels bad for the little guys

so now he's a lot gentler with them as he sees them as small animals, yet they still scare him half to death sometimes. esp spiders.

so you might have to help condition him getting used to your pets, by showing him pictures and holding them out on your hand.

he doesn't think you're weird for keeping bugs as pets, as he has a love for all creatures big and small. though he shudders when looking at certain insects and truly wonders how you're able to touch them so freely

he'll (very) slowly start getting used to having bugs in the house and seeing them. surprisingly, one day he decides to hold a mantis in his hands all by himself.

when he asks you to help him, you question why he wants to do this all of a sudden.

"oh.. y'know.. no reason."

but you can easily tell from his firm expression that he wants to become braver. though with his caring personality, you're sure he also wants to indulge in your interests to make you happy!

#eddsworld #ew headcanons #eddsworld x reader #bugs #insects #tord x reader #edd x reader #ew tord #ew edd #ew tord x reader #ew edd x reader #headcanons #drabble #pineappleciders #no id

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eddsworld-nonsense · 6 months ago

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When you draw to ignore your life

Tom's ears feel kinda like lamb ears, though they become scalier when he transforms

#eddsworld #ew headcanons #eddsworld fanart #tord eddsworld #tom eddsworld #eddsworld nonsense #tomtord

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wh01s-isabela · 17 days ago

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I hardly see headcanons about the EW characters as dads so...

Here's a little thing

(This was not proofread and english it's not my first language!)

For me, Edd is a certified dad person in any way possible. He actually is responsible and chill in a good balance. Oh.. And the dad jokes.. Don't even get me started.

He's the super supportive but kinda embarrassing type of dad. He's gonna make you embarrassed on public. On purpose. And gonna be so fucking smug about it. (He's not too mean tho! My boy doesn't want his baby sad or uncomfortable!)

This man is all cutie patootie with his kid, tries to make the best relationship humanly possible. If he's noticing signs that something's off than he will sit and talk about whatever is going on. Talking about.. Well, TALKING, I think he likes to chat with his kid, maybe create jokes and be inventive in general. He has to stimulate his child's imagination!

You guys are wearing silly daughter/son and dad t-shirts. No questions asked

Secretly trying to induce his child to appreciate cola like him since the womb...

If his child likes pepsi or diet cola he's FLABBERGASTED. BETRAYED. HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL THE SACRIFICES HE'D DONE FOR YOU!??

Basically will playfully rival you a little, always scoffing if you're drinking or buying those drinks

Probably if he had to go to his kid's school on Profession Day, and all that bullshit, he would be bullied for being an artist and making commissions/graphic design. Picture one little girl that has a police officer dad or some cool shit, saying to his kid like "my mom said that only slobs turn hobby's into work"

Punch this kid.

Because when he shows his work the other children are like :0

He wouldn't be the type of dad to scream or beat his kid. More like the "go sit in the corner and think about what you did" type of dad. Grounding is also an option

But oh Don't get this guy here mad because oh god is genuinely frightening. Serious mode is on and all.

If his child give him a drawing of him, a crooked flower, A cat that looks like a rock or whatever, THAT SHIT IS GOING TO THE FRIDGE. He so proud that this grow ass man is sobbing like a baby

If his kid asked the one million dollar question: "how babies are made" he'll sigh deeply and say "when two people love each other very very much..." Or "the stork" or basically any crazy thing that makes you satisfied.

If his kid is being bullied be prepared cuz he's going to fight a 6 years old and lose

If his child starts dating he's mostly chill. But still keeping an eye on the person they're dating to see if they're not bad company

He makes his child go out and touch some grass but his healthy attempts stop there. Because he's a little irresponsible on the food and drink aspect so the reader will have to take care of that, to prevent your kid from getting diabetes or smth

He's always trying to come up with something exciting on the weekends, be it a trip or a gourmet dinner of sorts

Now, I if I had to choose if Edd would be a girl dad or a boy dad, I'd say... Both

Honestly he fits so lovely with both genders of baby, and I don't think he would particularly have a preference

As for number, I think his limit would be three. And the child would most likely not be planned, but I'm not so sure on that hc I'll have to think about it a little more sry

In the end of the day, he just wants to be the coolest and most amazing dad possible or die trying

(Please don't-)

Now speaking of Tom... It's difficult

He's not OPPOSED to the idea but.. You sure you want to have a real baby with HIM?

He might want to sit down and talk, after all, raising a child is not like just buying a shoe or something. He might need a little time to think about it

Tho, he also can't help but feel a little intrigued. He has never been the dad type but.. The idea kinda of makes he feels fuzzy inside. If he's 100℅ sure then he will be chill about it

Ok let's get into the child part

He's the type to think he will be awful as a dad, but end up being really good. Not perfect. But good enough.

He has quite the troubled childhood so he wants his child to rely on him, to know he's there to protect them and will never go away.

He normally takes most things seriously but when he's a father? My man does not play

He's actually pretty good at handling kids. Ofc he's got a temper but he's so used to his friends shenanigans and all the stressing stuff that he has built a tolerance to not snap all the time.

It takes a lot to get him on blind rage, but if his child manage to do that. Well, he'll scream.. Sorry it might startle the poor kid but he'll apologize afterwards. I also don't think he would beat his child. He never got this treatment as a kid and he doesn't think it's necessary. The last thing he wants for his kid is a childhood with pain

His punishments are like doing chores, grounding and that stuff

In the baby phase, oh he will take SO MANY PHOTOS. Nothing convinces me otherwise. He naturally loves photography, so taking pictures of his little bundle of joy? Sign him up

Imagining him putting checkered stuff on his kid. A little checked hat, some cute checkered glasses for the beach, checkered tiny shoes...

I think he would gift his child the Tommee bear. I thinks this little bear has kind of the pass to generation thing. If he has another kid he would tell the older one to give the younger one the plush.

If his kid wants to learn how to play the bass, he's hyped. His kid will have a strong liking to music naturally. He'll be impressively patient with the child, repeating the chords how many times is necessary for them to get it

If his kid got into a fight, he will act all worried and checking them up but then will throw "did you win?" Then proceed to give them a long ass scolding lecture

He'll teach his kid self defense. Physically and verbally. Not how to curse but how to win or be aloof in a argument. It end up with his kid throwing sarcastic shit at their teachers

Just picture the scene: his child entering in his car after he received the news that his child got a Warning. When questioning them, they explain:

Kid: don't get mad okay..?

Tom: I won't. Now tell me, why did you got a warning?

Kid: okay so.. I was in class and we were having math lessons. The teacher asked what's 8 x 5, and I answered 40

Tom: that's right. But why did you got a warning then?

Kid: it wasn't because of that. After that she asked me what's 5 x 8.

Tom: it's the same shit.

Kid: that's what I said!

Tom: huh?

Kid: the teacher asked what's 5 x 8 and I said it's the same shit. That's why I got a warning!

Tom: .... *proceeds to laugh his ass off*

Ahem, ahem anyways

He would probably try making his child hate Christmas too

Like, saying santa claus eats children and transforms them in presents and shit

He's a menace and it's giving his kid nightmares

In the morning of the Christmas eve, reader will find their little kid soaking the three with gasoline while holding matches

They probably damaged those animatronic santas who play trumpet at the store's doors. And cried or attacked the shopping center santa while sitting on his lap. If they even have the courage to

Santa: what's your Christmas wish little girl/boy?

Kid: that you die! *proceeds to run crying for Tom and reader*

He probably tries to get his child's language on line but, they got this sailor inside them sometimes. Genetics I guess.

Like:

Kid: oh shit-

Tom: hey, watch your fucking language.

Reader: *burying their face in their hands groaning*

Tom is the "I support the current thing" dad. He will support whatever his child is liking (if is legal ofc) even if is a little weird.

When his kid started dating this would go to ways. If is a boy, he's chill but warning them to not fuck anything up and treat their partner well. If it's a girl, oh boy, protective dad mode. Only in the beginning tho. If he sees the person it's nice and safe, and his kid it's happy than he will be more chill about it. But don't even try sneak up or make out on his watch. No one touches his little girl like that. But again, after a while he's pretty casual about it like.. Really.

*person the kid's dating bringing a drink to them*

Kid: no chocolate? No plushies? No blanket?

*person proceeds to bring everything they want*

Kid: thanks

Person: no head?

Kid: *glare at them looking at Tom, that's literally sitting on the couch reading next to them*

Tom: they got a point tho...

Again with the million dollar question: "how babies are made", I think Tom would say something like "babygun" (tomska reference-) or he would shrug and left the kid frustrated without answers OR the classic "go ask your mom/dad". Not because he's nervous or out of answer ideas, no, it's because he wants to see how you'll explain it. He'll have fun.

I think after meeting and marrying reader after a while, He would quit drinking so much. I mean, he doesn't have a reason to do it so often now isn't it. And don't come at me with drunk aggressive dad Tom headcanons I don't wanna hear 😭

I have the feeling his child would have a little bit of his monster genetics. Maybe lots of it, maybe less. But they would. And when he finds out GOD calling him worried is a statement. You had never seen the man so out of his element. He feels a little guilty too

Which leans to more angst because I have the feeling he knew before the child was born because of the appointments and check ups. Something was off. And the labor was quite difficult.

He basically tries to be present and helpful to his child in a whole

Now about gender, I think he would be a girl dad. No questions asked. But he doesn't have a preference, whatever comes it's k.

And the number, in the start he just want one. Principally after your difficult labor. But with some coaching he might reluctantly accept another one. But that's enough, no more. He wouldn't forgive himself if something happened with you or the fetus.

The baby would be planned

He's a good dad, believe it or not. He just need some learning to. In the end of the day, he just wants to protect his kid and make their life happy and healthy

Matt... Oh Matt..

He's the certified perfect dad material

He would spoil his child SO FRICKING much

In his defense, his kid needs to look pretty all the time!

Will buy tons of cute baby clothes, making people stop in the streets to say "omg your kid's so adorable!" And he will be so smug and proud about it

In his home, praising is a rule. So expect this child to have an amazing self-esteem (I'm jealous). He will always make sure his kid feels amazing and bonita! Because they are! ❤

His kid may grow a little entiled and bratty, and he has to count on reader to put them in line because my boy does not know how to scold a child properly

Again, he wouldn't beat his kid. He would have to rely on reader on the grounding part because in his childhood, he was never actually grounded or punished, his mother always patted his head.

He encourages his kid to express themselves with hair, clothes, makeup, whatever gender they are. His child is a mini diva

He's the type of dad that when his child gains a low score at a final, he just pats their head and say "oh that's not good sweetheart. You must be sad, let's go get ice cream!"

When his child come back to school, he immediately wants to hear any gossip going on. School gossip is the juiciest!

When his baby had its first loud as cry (aside from the ones in the hospital) he would genuinely start crying loudly too without knowing what do to and his child would stop mid tantrum to look at him like "🤨 bro"

If his child started dating HE'S SO EXCITED. So proud his kid is catch like him. But about the person they're dating.. He would be suspicious, asking lots of questions and even making a quiz for them to prove they're worthy of dating his beautiful baby child!

A funny thing is that if the kid's friend or classmates had saw a photo or Matt himself, a couple of them would be simpin on the ginger. Lol and this might stand even on high school. They friends will go like "hey step son/daughter" "bestie would it be crazy if I said your dad's kinda-"

Friend: hey (kids name), how's your dad?~

Kid*frowning*: incredibly married.

Friend: aw, still? God dang it-

Matt it's a good dad tho that's for sure. He just needs to be more firm

Maybe the child might be a half-vampire too!

In that case, at night they would go flying together as bats in a son/daughter and father bonding <3

He's those dads that styles their kids hair for school like they are a princess/prince

Cutest kid on kindergarten, I swear

MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION AGAIN 🗣️🗣️

He would probably answer with things like "*pats head* you'll learn when you're older sweetie" or "i put a little seed on your mothers belly, that seed grow and then unbuttoned on a beautiful flower. You!" (I put mother but it can be gender neutral somehow)

When Matt pleads for something, he does puppy eyes since he was little. His child has the same habit. Reader is fed up in the supermarket while their kid and their grown-ass husband are giving them a puppy look to make them buy more candy/cereal/or literally anything

Not everyone might have this bless, but Matt can be a good listener. Especially to his precious one. Not the most gracious with coherent words but very good at physical comforting

If his child got excluded, bullied or picked on, he will call the kid and their parents and literally GO FOR THEIR NECKS (vampire joke not intended but oh well-). ROAST. COOK. THEM

If his child got into a fight he will be running at them on lightspeed and jump on them, grabbing their face and looking around it saying "is your face okay!?"

His kid would have like, a pile- no. A mountain- nah. A TSUNAMI of toys, stuffed animals, dolls, you name it. He love giving his child lots of things they probably won't need

His kid is popular. If not, don't worry you'll get there someday! Your #1 cheerdad is rooting for you!!

Even with all the spoiling, his kid would eat impressively healthy. Despite Matt being spoiled himself, I think he doesn't got a childish appetite. Not now at least, since he calculated that eating healthily would make him more youthful and pretty.

But oh beware with that baby on his clumsy hands... He had lost your child more than four times by simply looking away for a second.

This baby would be gladly planned

Now, about the gender, I think Matt would prefer a girl. Shoo you stinky boyz. Jk

But he's more in sync with his feminine side. Which isn't a surprise because he masters girl talk, and it's the best boy friend to rely on when your besties are unavailable

Tho he's not opposed to a boy. Ofc not!

But nothing, NOTHING can convince me otherwise. Matt would be a twin girl dad. Hear me out

He and his two little princesses

My heart is melting aa-

Ahem, about number, I think he's limit would be three or four. I feel like he would like a big family.

Matt is such a pookie dad in the end of the day. He gots its flaws but he's learning! And your kid might be a little spoiled but they're surely happy and healthy as you. Ah what a silly loving family indubitably.

So uhhh... Now I was supposed to make Tord's part but it's late and I'm running out of ideas so... Maybe keep it for a next time or part 2? Probably won't happen because like, literally two to four people see what I post so.. That's it, thanks for reading! 💞💞

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tw33ker · 9 months ago

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my headcanons :p

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buggyboyizhere · 1 year ago

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RAHHHH MY BBGS!1!1!1 ( these are months old I just forgor to post em )

#I couldn’t draw the flag for India that small so I just copy pasted it </3 #I’m sorry I made Paul the f word ( French )#will make an apology video with tears for Patryck because of that last name #Kowalski status report teehee #eddsworld #ew patryck #ew paul #ew red army #eddsworld patryck #eddsworld paul #ew headcanons

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kylski · 11 months ago

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tom with eyes!?!? what!!! also some random head cannons from the people of the eddsworld discord server im in :33 im not rrly a tommatt kinda guy but they are cute so i dont mind lolol

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zackieboyo · 11 months ago

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Tord and Edd Adoptive Siblings AU Comic

so I've headcanoned these two as adoptive brothers for a while but I don't think I've made much of any art of that, so here ya go! In this comic Tord is only his foster brother for now and he'll be adopted later. Edd is still getting used to having a brother, and him and Tord don't know each other too well yet. Tord has a lot of trauma Edd doesn't understand, which means Edd's mum's attention is mostly on him, and Edd feels neglected up until he starts to realise just how much Tord needs the help and starts to pitch in on caring for him. So, yeah, that's what this comic is! Just a big self-indulgent headcanon dump :3

#eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld edd #eddsworld tord #ew fanart #ew edd #ew tord #fan parents #eddsworld headcanons #ew headcanons #ew ecstasy #my first time with such a big comic so it's a little lopsided

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coco-and-honey · 2 months ago

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Hihi! Could u do 2004 Tord x reader? (Y'know, Tord with the black trench coat and darker hair)/NF!

If u could, pls make him an adult (if ur comfy with it!) The TeenTord HC makes me uncomfortable grrrrrr💔💔 hope ur having a nice day!! ^_^

Hiii yes absolutely!! I loooove 2004 Tord he’s such a cutie! Personally I headcanon this version of Tord to be a young adult (18-20) so I can definitely do this for you. I hope you enjoy! 💖

2004 Tord x Reader

Dates with him usually consist of coffee and walks around town. He’s a man of few words but if you’re like me and are chatty enough for the both of you, he loves listening to you talk. It doesn’t matter what you’re talking about, he’s completely enthralled by you. Sometimes he’ll put in his own input or share his own thoughts and opinions.

His love language is acts of service. He gets you your favorite snacks and drinks on your rough days, takes care of you when you’re sick, does things to let you know he genuinely loves and cares about you.

Since you’re dating him you probably get dragged into a lot of the group’s adventures, but you live for the chaos right?

On calmer nights he likes cuddling with you while one of your favorite movies plays.

Yes, he likes having his nails painted and from time to time puts eyeliner on. If you want to, he’ll let you pamper him and do his nails and makeup!

He doesn’t have his own signature scent, but if you wear a certain type of perfume or use a specific scent in the shower he will start stealing using it because he likes smelling like you. It comforts him and on particularly rough days it’s a reminder of you that makes him feel better.

The same goes for your clothes. If he finds something that he likes and it fits, he will wear it. He loves it if you wear his clothes too, he thinks you look sooo cute in his oversized band tees. He’ll 100% get cuteness aggression if you ever wear his trench coat.

He’s just a cutie patootie emo boy who’s a big simp 💖

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sinnee3rnathaan · 1 year ago

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Some headcannon stuff + my version of "monster" Tom....

(he's like a dragon/serpent :333)

#eddsworld #ew tom #ew tord #ew edd #eddsworld tom #eddsworld tord #eddsworld edd #ew matt #eddsworld matt #ew headcanons

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coco-and-creame · 3 months ago

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NSFW Alphabet - Edd

He’s my favorite AHHHHHHHH I love him so much AGHHHHHHHDBDHDJDJ

A - aftercare (what he’s like after sex)

I think he’s one of the most attentive partners you could have! He asks you directly what he can do for you while he’s cleaning you up a bit with a warm towel. He’ll give you anything you ask for, whether it be food, water, a shower, something funny to watch, or to just cuddle and be together.

B - body part (his fav on you and his fav on himself)

On himself, Edd likes his hands. He uses them a lot since he’s an artist, and he’s very good with them. He loves watching you stretch out around his thicker fingers when he fucks you with them. They’re just very large and strong, and he loves how he can hold you down with them and grip different parts of your body. His hands just hold so much power, and he knows you love them too.

On you, he loves your legs. Mostly your thighs, but really all of your legs. He loves when you wear things that show them off and has a tendency to kiss you from your ankles alllllll the way up before he eats you out.

C - cum (anything to do with cum)

Unless you’re actively trying for a baby or it’s a really special occasion, he avoids cumming inside of you so there’s a lower chance of any surprises. But goddd if it isn’t his favorite thing in the world. He enjoys finishing on your thighs or stomach but nothing compares to how it feels to paint your insides. He thinks it’s partly a possessive thing - seeing his cum drip out of you makes him feel like only he could ever do this, like he’ll be the only one to ever claim you that way and it drives him insaneeee.

D - dirty secret (a dirty secret of his)

He has lots of… less than innocent drawings of you. Just don’t look in his sketchbooks if you don’t want to find out.

E - experience (how experienced is he?)

You’re definitely not his first, but there haven’t been many before you. I’d say he’s had three or four previous partners before you and he clearly learned a lot from them! He’s a very attentive lover and a quick learner. He pays attention to what you like and don’t like, and he’ll check in with you often to make sure you’re enjoying yourself.

F - favorite position (self explanatory)

He is a doggy and prone bone LOVERRRRR. Literally anything that allows him to look at and grab your ass. He’s an ass man and these give him a great view!! He loves how deep he can get in either position, and especially likes being able to put his full weight on top of you in prone bone. He won’t hurt you, but he knows you like being pressed up against each other like that and it gives him easy access to kiss your neck and talk in your ear. It also makes him feel hugeee because he easily covers your entire body.

G - goofy (is he more funny or serious in the moment?)

I think he’s a good mix of both! He loves to make you laugh but is capable of ruining you in the next second. He’s aware that sex is funny sometimes (especially if something isn’t going as planned) and will take advantage of that, but not to the point where it ruins the mood.

H - hair (anything to do with hair)

He doesn’t shave but keeps it in check. He keeps it trimmed fairly short and is pretty good about maintaining it, but he doesn’t mind shaving if you ask him to.

I - intimacy (how is he with the romantic aspect?)

He is very tender and loving. Not to be mistaken with gentle. He could be fucking the life out of you but you can still tell he’s doing it with soooo much adoration for you. This man worships the ground you walk on. He kisses every inch of your skin and tells you how incredibly beautiful you are to him because he means it! Plans out super romantic sex for anniversaries and your birthday. He’s the type of man to hit you with the trail of rose petals and candlelight before fucking your brains out just because he loves you!

J - jack off (anything to do with masturbation)

He has a pretty high sex drive so depending on how much he gets to see you, he jerks off fairly often. He doesn’t like porn but has an album in his phone full of pictures you’ve sent him or the two of you together. Sometimes if he knows you’re not busy but can’t be with you for some reason he’ll call you for phone sex because the sound of your voice helps him get off. Bonus points if you’re touching yourself at the same time.

K - kink (a kink of his)

SIZE. KINK. My man is tall and chubby and he LOVES being bigger than you. He’s also really strong because of his powers and loves showing off that strength in bed! A big fan of a mating press because it’s just so easy to fold you in half! Even if you’re tall or plus sized he is so so strong and the way he handles you makes it seem like you’re tiny. He’s just. Huge. So you probably are small compared to him, no matter what.

This extends to how big his dick is as well - he’s thick and seeing the way you literally stretch around him drives him insane.

L - location (his favorite place to do it)

Edd likes to have you in bed, away from anyone else’s eyes or other distractions. He likes having the space to kinda toss you around and wants you to be as comfortable as possible. Sometimes if the roommates aren’t home and he knows he has you all alone he’ll maybe have you on the couch or on the counter, but ultimately he’s gonna want to have you in bed, which also makes aftercare and cleanup easier!

M - motivation (what gets him going)

Uhh, the wind? Anything you do has this man bricked up. Wearing his clothes? Doing your makeup? Talking? Laughing? Bending over? Kissing him? He’s ready. Everything you do is sexy to him. He does especially love when you initiate though. You coming to him and letting him know you’re in the mood will always do it for him. He likes to feel wanted by you, so tell him you want him! If you come up behind him while he’s doing something and start rubbing his shoulders while you whisper in his ear he will take you to bed as soon as humanly possible.

N - no (something he won’t do)

I feel like he isn’t into degradation at all. He thinks it doesn’t feel natural and why would he want to be mean to you anyway? He doesn’t mean any of that, so why would he say it? The most you could get out of him is him calling you a slut or something but even then it takes some convincing and he’ll only do it if he’s absolutely positive you want it. He has moral qualms with slut shaming and doesn’t really like calling you anything in that vain.

O - oral (preference on giving or receiving)

Eater! Munch! Face seat! This guy LOVES eating pussy and could genuinely die happy between your thighs. Don’t get me wrong, he likes receiving, but he absolutely adores making you cum on his tongue. He’s waking you up with it and putting you to sleep with it. If he grew facial hair he’d be one of those guys that has bleached patches because he is just alwayyyssss eating you out. He likes having you sit on his face and will pull you down onto his mouth if you start to lift your hips. Argue with the wall he is a MUNCH!

P - pace (fast, slow, stamina, etc)

He has a lot of stamina and can and will go for multiple rounds, he tends to go fast and deep. No matter how insatiable you could be, he delivers and satisfies. He never ever finishes before you because he’s a gentleman! If he does get tired and you want more he’ll happily use his mouth or fingers until you’re satisfied.

Q - quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t like quickies much, he likes being able to take his time with you and give you as much pleasure as he can. But if you want him before one of you have to go do something and it has to be quick, who is he to say no to you?

R - risk (is he game to experiment or take risks?)

He has no problem trying new things but it’s usually something brought up by you. He knows what he likes and doesn’t typically feel the need to switch things up unless you express that desire. He isn’t particularly risky (e.g public sex) but he’s happy to experiment privately! Sometimes he’ll see a video or article about something you haven’t tried together and send it to you in case it was something you were afraid to bring up. He wants you to be able to tell him about the things you’re curious about so you can try them together, and he isn’t particularly bothered if it doesn’t work out!

S - stamina (how many rounds can he go?)

Like I said, he has a lot of stamina and can usually go for multiple rounds. You guys have sex often so there’s usually no need for more rounds but again, he delivers and satisfies. Whatever you need, he’s willing to give! He can get overstimulated easily though so sometimes he’ll need some downtime in between!

T - toys (does he own toys? does he use them?)

He owns one fleshlight from before you got together but hardly ever uses it. Once in a blue moon if you’ve been apart for a long time he’ll bring it out but he usually doesn’t feel the need to. He doesn’t mind using toys together but I don’t think he necessarily goes out of his way to do so! But uh if he catches you using one he’s finishing you off with it before fucking you himself.

U - unfair (how much does he like to tease?)

Edd spoils you and he knows it but he doesn’t really care. In his eyes, you deserve it! He doesn’t tease you too much because if you even give him the slightest signal that you want something he’s folding immediately. He just wants to make you happy! He’s not a fan of orgasm denial, he much prefers to overstimulate you if anything.

V - volume (how loud is he?)

Like I said before he’s all in your ear. I wouldn’t say he’s loud but he’s very vocal. He moans so so so pretty and gets louder when he cums. He’s fairly talkative as well, he tells you alllll about how good your pussy feels and how good you’re taking him. He’s capable of being quiet but why would he be? He wants you to know how good you make him feel so why would he ever hold it back? He doesn’t understand guys who are quiet in bed and never has. He loves to tell you how much he adores you when he’s giving you the dicking down of the century and he thinks it’s cute when you get all flustered from it!

W - wild card (random headcanon)

He whines if you pull his hair. That’s it.

X - x-ray (what’s going on underneath those clothes?)

Whew. 9.5 inches hard and soooo thick and heavy. Slightly thicker just below the tip. He has a few prominent veins and the tip is slightly pink and he leaks a lot of pre, especially when you start touching him. It’s so so pretty just like the rest of him!

Y - yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

Z - zzz (how fast does he fall asleep afterwards?)

He gets a short little burst of energy directly afterwards, which he uses to clean up and get you taken care of in any way you might need. But honestly, he is crashing not long after. He puts a lot of effort in! Once he’s sure you’re comfortable he is knocked out in minutes and sleeps like the dead. He gets great sleep because if you’re around, you’re basically fucking each other to sleep most nights!

#cocos writing #eddsworld #eddsworld x reader #ew x reader #eddsworld headcanons #ew headcanons #eddsworld fandom #eddsworld fanfic #eddsworld x reader smut #ew x reader smut #eddsworld edd #ew edd #eddsworld edd x reader #ew edd x reader #ew edd x reader smut #sinsworld #sinsworld fanfic #sinsworld edd

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