#EVERYTIME kalim punches jamil is SO FUNNY

[sophisticatedaiphos]

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

[rath00ker]

Random headcannons about twst characters

Vargas owes a King Charles spaniel with a really cute name like Cinnamon or Sweetie. He fucking loves this dog and Crewel was the one that helped him adopt her

Idia has an unhealthy addiction to blue razz flavored stuff

Trein was Sam, Crewel and Vargas teacher when they went to NRC

Trein caught Crewel smoking while he was still a student at NRC and now that they are both working together everytime Crewel goes on a smoke break Trein will just stare at him with the most disappointed look til he puts his cigarette out

Crewel is hypersexual (you will rip this hc out of my cold dead hands)

Vargas’s favorite student is Floyd because he thinks all the wild shit he does is funny

When Deuce was little he thought that teachers lived at the school

Floyd has no sense of style what so ever and if he was aloud to dress himself he would dress like a mix of Adam Sandler and Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad

Trein is the teacher that stands behind you while your saying the most outrageous shit to your friends and just stares at the back of your head til you turn around

Crowley is scared of Trein and Trein could boss him around if he wanted to

Lilia used to tutor Trein when he was pre teen and he nearly had a heart attack when he showed up as one of his students

Leona has kicked people out of Savanaclaw for being misogynistic and has throat punched a boy once

Jade throws away Floyd or Azul’s food when he’s mad at them

Floyd and Jade will get into fights and just beat the shit out of each other before calming down and eating lunch together like nothing happened

Jamil reads cheesy romance novels marketed for 30 year old women

Kalim watches horror movies without flinching or jumping

When Ruggie gets sick he won’t take medicine then wonders why he’s been sick for so long

That’s all bye

[forcebewitht]

May I have a Headcanon of the dorm leaders with a S/O who has a mega sweet tooth and always have some kind of sweets in their pocket and eats them in class all the time please?

Twisted Wonderland: The Sweetest S.O. x The Dorm Leaders

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

Riddle can never not help but to simply watch sometimes as you shove some bits of candy into your precious mouth

You were never berated for having a sweet tooth as a kid?? Is this a normal thing???

Once he works out his initial shock sometimes at just how m u c h candy you're already carrying, there is one of two things that could happen

The first is he tries to get you to tone it down, as the Queen Of Hearts Rule #117 clearly states-

The second? He'll bashfully look away as he wonders what it would taste like to kiss you with those sweets in your mouth

If you have some sort of strawberry candy on you, too? That boy will be putty in your hands

You eventually start using this newfound ability, simply eating a piece of strawberry candy and smooching his lips whilst he is in the middle of a rant to get him to calm down

Free therapy for him, for real-

He actually starts asking Trey for his trademark strawberry tarts some more once he sees you with all that candy- like a gate has just been unlocked

After all, if someone as charming as you could do it without any repercussions (well- maybe a stomach ache from too much-), then surely, he could indulge himself a little bit more...right?

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

This beastman just- stared you down the first time he saw you pull all of that candy out of your pockets

How did it not m e l t in there, how many do you even have, why do you have all that-

After that initial moment that left him flabbergasted, Leona tolerated it. Yes, tolerated it.

And by that, I mean he would actively make a face if you kissed him with something freshly on those cute lips of yours that was t o o sweet (he wouldn't ever really admit it, but he thinks you're...mildly sweet as it is, so why overpower that?)

He prefers it when you've had some kind of sweet that's got either some salt or some sort of zest to it.

Something about just that smidgen of sweetness added with that overpowering punch that would come from those types of candy would pique his interest

He's also gone into your pockets before, swiped some of the bits of candy, and smirked to no end as he's holding it up in front of you, dangling it like it was a prize

He thinks it's funny watching you scramble to try and grab it, and that little pout on your face or the anger that follows when he holds it just enough from your reach is way too hilarious to him

He may even try to get you to try some candy from his home

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

My, oh my. His sweet little angelfish has a sweet tooth? How...perfect for him~

Bribery becomes a regular occurrence as soon as he swiftly figures this fact out

What's that? You've been craving a special kind of chocolate, you say? Well, sit in his lap while he does his paperwork in the lounge, and he shall let you indulge to your heart's content~

He has to admit, seeing those eyes of yours light up like that whenever he proposes his offers to you makes him smirk everytime. Utterly precious, you are

He actually sometimes will ask for a sweet from you himself if he's feeling particularly either in the mood for one, or stress from the Lounge is getting to be a bit...too much (nothing he can't handle, of course-)

Get him in a good mood, he may even feed some of those candy bits to you

After all, he is the Dorm Leader of the dorm of benevolence on campus- why would he not be as gentle with you as you are with those sweets?

☀️Kalim Al-Asim☀️

Oooo, you like candy, too?! What are the best kinds in your opinion, is candy different here than it was in your world?? Where do you find the space to fit all of those-

Kalim is absolutely over the moon when he sees all that candy (Jamil is just squinting at you from a corner-)

It all looks so tasty! Which one should he try, first? Jamil, can Jamil have one as well? He may like it!

He'll get you to tell him either what your favorite kinds are or which kind you would like to try next

If it's the former, that means that type of candy is coming to the Ramshackle Dorm in b u l k

If it's the latter, he's already got someone ready to bring some over for you both to try (Jamil's gonna have to eat/test it first, obviously-)

He especially loves it if the candy is either entirely coconut or has hints of coconut in it

He absolutely adores peppering your lips with kisses and gently moving merely the tip of his tongue along your bottom lip, just for a litttllleee bit more of a taste of the coconut-

Huh? What do you mean, "You've had too much"? C'mon, Jamil, you deserve to indulge as well!

🪞Vil Schoenheit🪞

I am praying for you, Reader-

Out of all of the dorm leaders, Vil is the most against it- and almost aggressively so, most of the time.

The first time he saw you pull all of that out and you started trying to sort through it to find which one you wanted at the moment, his hands were already swooping them all away from you

What in the w o r l d are you doing?? Don't you know what eating too much of this stuff can do to your body??

Actually has an entire section labeled "Y/N's Candy Jail" in the kitchen of Pomefiore with curses on them for you to not be able to splurge as you typically would

(Don't tell Vil, but Rook's secretly swiped some pieces of that candy before he put the curse on them to give to you if you look too upset about it-)

He's either completely stern about how much of that candy you have been eating and how you should be eating better things for your mind and body-

Or he's actively teasing you about the whole thing.

Awwww, you want a piece that badly, don't you? Well, you've been so kind and eating more properly, so perhaps he shall let you have o n e piece.

He sometimes feels guilty about doing such an action given how upset you get- but he's only looking out for your best interest, as he does for all of the his dorm members.

💀Idia Shroud💀

He gets even more excited than Kalim did at this development in your character

Your pockets are like, Mary Poppins' bag with all of that candy!

Convinced himself at one point that your pockets are actually pocket dimensions just for candy for the two of you (just let him have that one, okay-)

Candy is his favorite food of all time, so of course he's eager to share and splurge with you

Gaming time always winds up sweeter than usual after this fact gets unleashed (pun totally intended)

There's a game that you two both adore playing that you found called Sugar Rush- and a GIANT bowl of candy in the middle is always the highlight of those gaming secessions

Competitions happen often- whoever wins the round against the NPCs gets their pick of selections from the fine candy stash within the center

He gets more bashful about this part, but you know that thing with the Pocky sticks where someone will have their mouth at one end and their S.O. will be at the other end, and they both eat their ends until they kiss?

Yeah, that happens but with either certain types of candy sticks or chocolate bars. A lot.

Ortho genuinely starts getting concerned about how much candy you two are eating after a while, better cross your fingers and pray he doesn't call Vil for help-

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

He remembers silently glancing down at you during a walk the very first time you pulled candy out from your stash, and stopping mid-stroll to look at you more curiously

You looked...so happy. Your eyes seemed to light up, your hands gingerly cared for the candy as though it were a small fairy

Seeing his Child Of Man so happy- well, it quite honestly made him a little happy himself

Ice cream and candy certainly go together, as well, so ice cream parlor dates with candy bits on top that either the both of you share or the both of you feed to each other becomes a regular occurrence

Lilia will sometimes even sneak you some sort he made himself after seeing you two lovebirds so happy (don't eat it, p l e a s e-)

He'll get curious about certain kinds of candy he has never heard of before that you somehow have in your possession, so he may ask for one or two just to try it every now and then

If this candy from your world is so utterly delicious, how much more precious and special must you be in turn? Only he knows that true answer.

✨~End~✨

[keithan-p]

Hey! Today is Lynette's birthday! So can I have a Lynette to be surprised by the dorm leaders please?

No problemo!! Happy birthday Lynnette!!💕

If you want to request me don't forget to check out the pinned post 🥀 Also I'm not very confident of my writing so bare with my grammar 🥀

🥀 Riddle Rosehearts 🥀

..

Today is Lynette's birthday... Riddle thought of a surprise for his birthday girl.

He Ordered The dorm members to decorate the dorm and prepared Lynette's favourite food.

After ordering them, Riddle went to the kitchen and puts on an apron...

That's right, Riddle decided to bake a homemade cake for Lynette! Even though he couldn't bake well, he still tries to bake his special cake only for Lynnette, how sweet!

Of course he couldn't do this on his own, so he asked Trey for some help .

"you- you just stand right there- and I'll do the baking"

Riddle pointed at Trey, ordered him with an intense look on his face. Trey couldn't help but chuckled and nodded his head obediently.

The time goes by with Riddle trying his best to bake a cake and not long after... The cake is all done!

With a cherry on top of the gooey looking cake, Riddle looked at it with a proud expression.

After things had all settled down, Riddle asked Lynette to come over to the dorm.

Lynette curiously walked into the dorm with all the Heartslabyul friends surprised her by popping confetti towards her.

Suddenly, the lights went off and the cast starts singing the birthday song. A dim of light shines and she could saw Riddle holding the cake with the dim of light in top of it , walking towards her.

With a " Happy birthday Lynette" , Riddle handed the cake over to her .

With a happy smile on her face, she blew the candle...

🥀 Leona Kingscholar 🥀

...

Huh? Today is the herbivore's birthday? Now that is the only reason Leona would leave his bed and start working on the decorations.

Basically ordering Ruggie to do everything but he also did somethings , like try hanging fairy lights, prepared water bottles ?

It's not long after Lynette walked into the dorm and celebrates it,she was a little disappointed though, since Leona hadn't wish her happy birthday yet.

And just as the birthday party was over, Leona called on to her , but Lynette got kinda sad before and decided not to Pay attention to leona who calls her behind.

Suddenly, he could feel her whole body lost balance and the next moment, she is in his arms.

Flustered ,she tried to escape but failed, Leona then look at her with his usual expression and finally Squeeze out a happy birthday from his mouth.

Lynette got her mind blanked for a second , but then hugged Leona tightly making the man flustered as he slowly hugged you back with a damn expression.

"Thank you Leona^^"

"tch- don't mention it i guess"

🥀 Azul Ashengrotto 🥀

...

It's Lynette's birthday! Azul wouldn't lose this opportunity to make their relationship closer! So he decided to prepare a surprise for her.

with a secret conversation with Jade and Floyd , they finally decided on how to surprise Lynette . With the room full of grins, they started preparing the setup.

After the setup is all done , Azul called Lynette to meet up with him in Mostro Lounge tonight.With excitement, Lynette prepared herself and went straight to Mostro lounge.

When she step into the place, she felt a cold breeze swiftly blows over her, then she saw Jade slightly bowing to her and asked that if he could bring her to the setup area

Lynette nodded her head without knowing what's gonna happen next.

Just as Jade lets her in , he quickly left the place leaving Lynette in a black room without any lights. Lynette got kinda scared but she stood there quietly waiting for Azul to come.

And suddenly...

"GAOHH!!!"

A voice came out of nowhere with two glowing yellow eyeballs appeared in front of Lynette and scared her.

She was so scared that she stepped back and blinked before realizing that it was jade and floyd.

The lights turn on and Azul starts singing the birthday song, the tweels also sing along as well.

With a small punch on Azul's chest, Lynette laughed at her own frightened attitude just now. She thanked Azul for surprising her even though it's in a really scary way.

🥀 Kalim Al Asim 🥀

...

Kalim is so excited for Lynnette's birthday! He couldn't stop himself for preparing lots and lots and lots of food for his beloved Lynette!

He asked Jamil to prepare the foods and himself thinking for some games for the birthday party!

Kalim is all about the party, so he definitely knows how to make Lynette happy while the party started!

When Lynette arrived at the dorm, she was welcomed with tons of her favourite food ,she was a little shocked on how Kalim remembers all her favourite food.

Then Kalim started playing games with the whole dorm members along with Lynette, of course,letting her win everytime.

Then they started singing karaoke, the whole party is like a blast! It's so high and full of enthusiasm. With the smile on Lynette's face, Kalim is sure that she had a wonderful night

Before the party is over, Kalim handed over a gift to Lynette, it's a Walkie talkie!

"Hehe! This way you can talk to me even though you're far away from me!"

With a smile on his face, Kalim held another Walkie talkie on his hand. Lynette couldn't help but laugh at this childishness, she kept the Walkie talkie back in the gift box and thanked Kalim with a hug.

She really had a great day

🥀 Vil schoenheit 🥀

...

Vil was just checking on her magicam and found out that today is Lynette's birthday, he thought that maybe everyone from the other dorm already surprised her enough, so he thought that maybe she would relax at her dorm.

He prepared a bathing suit for Lynette and a flower tub just for her to relax in, placing all kinds of lotions and skin products beside the tub.

He asked Rook to play some chill music in the dorm and it makes the atmosphere really fancy.

He then called Lynette to come over to the dorm after everything is fully prepared.

When Lynette step into the dorm she could smell a scent of flowers and perfume In the air

She then was greeted with Vil holding a bath suit ordering her to change it, after that, she was forced to lay down in the tub full of flower petals.

With Vil Applying a mask on her face, coupled with the rest assured music behind her, lynette feels very refreshing.

She then lay in the tub with her thoughts....

🥀 Idia Shroud 🥀

...

Idia is the first one who knows that today is Lynette's birthday, but is also the last one who tries to take action on celebrating it

He couldn't help it! He don't want to make Lynette uncomfortable around him! He thought for a long time on how to celebrate her birthday and finally thought if an idea.

He wishes Lynette happy birthday over the internet and started programming a video just for her.

He added Lynette's pictures and singing voices and made it into a video.

With Ortho's help and his hard work, he finally finished the video

Now let's look at the other side with Lynette casually playing games on hwr computer

Hold up- her screen got black- she hadn't save her game yet! Did some virus hacked into her computer?

Suddenly, a video popped out if the screen making Lynette jumped out of fright. when the video starts she finally understood

Her computer was hacked by the one and only Idia

Though,she's still very thankful for the wishes , this is just a weird way to express it

With laughs Lynette thanked Idia in the internet for the pic but suddenly she questioned...

Where did he found all these pictures and her singing audio?

🥀 Malleus Draconia 🥀

...

Malleus knows that today is Lynette's birthday, he wanted to wait for when everyone had finished wishing her then he would only wished her

Maybe Lynette knows where would he be waiting, when night time arrives, she quickly went outside of the ramshackle dorm and of course Malleus is out there waiting for her.

Malleus saw Lynette and handed over the gift he was holding. With a "happy birthday" out if his mouth , he patted Lynette on the head.

Flustered, Lynette used the gift box to hide her red face and thanked him as well

"now child of man, did you enjoy your birthday today?"

He asked with a mysterious smile as usual, Lynette nodded her head and starts sharing all those funny surprises she had today, it was a blast, she enjoyed it too much

Malleus stared at her while she continued blabbing about the day she had, suddenly , she heard a grin as he called Lynette cute

Lynette blushed and look away from Malleus making him grin even more.

Today was a great day indeed...