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everyone’s talking their favourite Monkey Man symbolism so I am too
SPOILERS FOR MONKEY MAN
I don’t know if anyone’s mentioned it but the fact that Kid beats Rana with a women shoe is so symbolic.
Rana who is constantly seen being egotistical, viewing women like objects. Rana who tried to assault Kid’s mom before killing her. Rana who used a belt in his police uniform to beat Kid’s mom. HE GETS PUMMELLED WITH A WOMENS HIGH HEEL
nothing says “blessings from my mother” like smashing her killers face in with a women’s glittery high heel
#monkey man#monkey man (2024)#EVERYTHING WAS SO MWAH GET THIS MAN AN OSCAR#he’s also so hot#double win
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unbothered - op81
oscar's longtime girlfriend is a ballroom dancer. fans don't like that she has to dance with other people. oscar could not give a shit what people say.
ballroom dancer!reader x oscar piastri // fc: parley and natalie
requested by @starlightdelrey (thank you darling!)
warnings/notes: rumors of cheating (no one is cheating), i know nothing about ballroom dancing other than it looks so fucking cool so take this mwah
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yourusername: thanks to all who supported us at the US National Dancesport Championships! we may not have gotten a trophy this weekend, but any weekend is good when I'm dancing with my bestie @ ronaniliano <3 (FINALLY!!! now that his ankle is no longer sprained!)
ronaniliano: in the words of my king matthew lillard: "i always come back"
⤷ yourusername: u wanna rewatch that with some post-comp ramen?
⤷ ronaniliano: yes girl lets go
⤷ user: ronan and yn's friendshippp omg
user1: congrats! welcome back to my favorite duo <3
oscarpiastri: ❤️
⤷ yourusername: omg u actually commented?
⤷ oscarpiastri: my mom told me i had to
⤷ yourusername: @ nicolepiastri have i ever said how much i love you?
⤷ nicolepiastri: yes! hundreds of times! but i never mind hearing it again from you !
hattiepiastri: how much to do a txt routine.
⤷ yourusername: i cant perform it but ill bribe ronan into making one for u
⤷ hattiepiastri: as payment, next time ur in aus ill pay for hungry jacks
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yourusername: nom nom nom >:) eating some gold this weekend at @ ohiostarball ! shout out to @ michealchen for the dress this weekend, i felt like a little princesss !!
michealchen: thanks for making my designs shine!
ronaniliano: the prettiest princess on the dancefloor
⤷ yourusername: awe u make me blush :)
⤷ user: uhm... flirting?? on main??
hattiepiastri: lets FUCKING GOOO!!!!!
user1: the way ronan looks at yn omg
⤷ user2: how are they not dating
⤷ user3: no they have to be
⤷ user4: but yn literally has a whole ass boyfriend of six years?
⤷ user1: guys chill they're friends ?? yn has said this before.
oscarpiastri: ❤️
⤷ user5: bro STAND UP. USE UR EYES
⤷ user1: stop being a fucking freak dude
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yourusername: big hugs for such a big finish! double gold this weekend! thank u @ ronaniliano for everything <3
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oscarpiastri: she only cheats at chess (by kissing me and switching our pieces)
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landonorris: okay save some dignity here man
⤷ oscarpiastri: sorry i have the urge to flex my very awesome world champion ballroom dancer girlfriend who wins almost every event and people should respect her more and not be weird
⤷ landonorris: ur a simp
⤷ oscarpiastri: date someone and then talk to me ab being a simp
logansargeant: you can let go of her i promise she isn't going anywhere
ronanilliano: ugh u two are just perfect its unfair
carlossainz: you certainly have a way of shutting down rumors
hattiepiastri: if you guys ever break up true love is NOT real
yourusername: you're a very easy man to distract :)!
⤷ oscarpiastri: you're doing so right now
⤷ yourusername: yeah get off ur phone loser and pay attention to me :) <3
#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 smau#formula one fanfiction#formula one fic#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri oneshot#oscar piastri smau#op81 fic#nicole wrote this
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sera's tracks - 1k celebration
AHHHHHH 1K!!!! thank you so much, i honestly can't believe that I've reached a milestone like this because this blog started out as a joke (I wanted to see how long it would take my friends to find my blog), but here we are 🥹 I am so grateful for every single one of you 💗
similar to my 500 followers event (i swear i'll actually do this one!!), I'll give a list of songs and you guys can request.
These songs are some of my personal faves so there will be a good mix of genres for requests! there's a total of 10 songs + lyrics that you can use as a guide for what the fic/story will be (2 are songs I already have planned, the rest are up for grabs)
a/n: to my wonderful moots who i absolutely love and feel like i’ve known my entire life, @nepobbylver @iamred-iamyellow @cleopatrick-123 @emchante, i just want to say i love you guys!!!! mwah mwah mwah (I love my other moots too I swear, I just haven't had the opportunity to interact with them 😖)
how can i request? send an ask, pairing a driver with the available songs!
↳ example: “hi! can i request [driver] + [song]? also can it be [choose from smut, angst, fluff, or a combination of any of the 2]?”
can i be added to the taglist? of course, just fill out the form below :)
↳ click me!
guide!
smut - [s] fluff - [f] angst -[a]
fics i have planned!
piano man - billy joel [f] - charles leclerc x fem!reader
butterflies - denise julia [f, s] - lando norris x fem!reader
open for requests!
guilty as sin? - taylor swift [read here] taken - oscar piastri x fem!reader - [a, s]
i keep recalling things we never did, messy top lip kiss, how i long for our trysts
these fatal fantasies giving way to labored breath, taking all of me, we’ve already done it in my head
without ever touching his skin, how can i be guilty as sin?
be with you - the ridleys taken - fernando alonso x fem!reader - [a, f, s]
someday i’ll make a home with you, it may be big, it may be small
but if the dreams don’t happen right away, that’s okay, i just wanna be with you every single day, for the rest of our lives
I'm gonna work on my temper, while you learn to speak your mind some more, i'll be more of a shelter and less of a storm
best friends brother - victorious cast, victoria justice taken - daniel ricciardo x fem!reader - [s]
i don’t know what i’m thinking, but is it wrong if i see him this weekend?
i kinda think that i might be his type, 'cause when you're not around, he's not acting too shy
i really hope i can get him alone, i just don’t want her to know
bags - clairo taken - ollie bearman x fem!reader - [f]
can you see me usin’ everythin’ to hold back?
i’m not the type to run, i know that we’re havin’ fun, but what’s the rush? kiss and then my cheeks are so flushed
can you see me? i’m waitin’ for the right time, i can’t read you, but if you want, the pleasure’s all mine
mad - ne-yo taken - franco colapinto x fem!reader - [a, s, f]
so both of us are mad for nothing, fighting for nothing
but baby, can we make up now? cause i can’t sleep through the pain
we can fuss, we can fight, long as everything’s all right between us before we go to sleep, baby we’re gonna be happy
superman - taylor swift taken - max verstappen x fem!reader - [a, f]
he’s got his mother’s eyes, his father’s ambition. i wonder if he know how much that i miss him
i watch superman fly away, you got a busy day today, go save the world, i’ll be around
something in his deep brown eyes has me saying “he’s not all bad like his reputation”
if ever you’re in my arms again - peabo bryson taken - charles leclerc x fem!reader - [a, f]
now, i’m seeing clearly how i still need you near me, i still love you so
the best of romances, deserve second chances, i'll get to you some, 'cause i promise now, if ever you're in my arms again, this time i'll you much better
it all came so easy, the lovin' you gave me, the feelings we shared, and I can still remember how your touch was so tender
guy.exe - superfruit taken - lance stroll x fem!reader - [s]
where all the boys at with financial security? a doctor, a model, a man of possibilities
oh, he’d pick me up at eight, and not a minute late, ‘cause i don’t like to wait, no
i need a man who don’t get jealous ‘less i want him to, a gentleman to take care of me in the bedroom
#1k celebration#sera write’s#formula 1#formula one#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 imagines#f1 smut#f1 fic#f1 imagine#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#max verstappen x reader#fernando alonso x reader#ollie bearman x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#george russell x reader#franco colapinto x reader
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Hey - you said repeaters welcome so here I am 💅
If you’ve watched Scenes from a Marriage, I need ya thots /HC for Levy:
BEST FRIEND.
Jonathan Levy x f!reader.
Warnings: mentions toxic relationship, mentions cheating, does this count as cheating too?, angst, smut, fluff, swearing.
Requested by: @boredzillenial
Author's Note: bestie the gif u send is so MWAH cheeky beefy oscar isaac ass 🤭 if u dont mind, i added in a small story line because u swear this man deserves better. mira fucked him up smh (tbh i have no idea what im writing have mercy on me)
Summary: you're Jonathan Levy's best friend, always been in love with him even after he got married. But then it crumbles down and you proved that you treat him better.
MINORS DNI
My immediate thought is like: oh childhood besties with Jonathan instead of the usual teacher-student relationship. I think it adds more drama, you know?
Imagine being so in love with this man for years, but he's blind. He marries Mira and to add salt to the wound you were his best man, or rather best woman. Holding in tears because you thought to yourself 'Surely, I'd move on.'
You two grow up, still closer and you watched him make a family of his own while you work a decent job and end up drinking at the end of the day. Partners come and go, but none of them made you feel the same way Jonathan did. And Jonathan barely did shit.
You knew it was wrong pining for a married man, but you hoped some day Jonathan sees that Mira treats him like shit. You didn't want to upset him since you're his best friend. The one person who knew everything about him even after setting boundaries since he got married.
Were you surprised when Jonathan calls you over and tells you Mira cheated on him? Of course not. You called up a babysitter for Ava and went to hit up a bar, drowning in his sadness.
"What does she have that keeps you... I don't know... loving her? What's so different that you keep crawling back to her."
He couldn't reply. Jonathan stared at you, remembering all the times you two talked— the ones where he's always ranting about his married life, the struggles and the stress. You always just sat there and listened to him. You never straight out voiced your opinion about Mira.
"What else do you think of her?"
"She's a bitch. I mean seriously, you two have a daughter and she pulls this shit. Anyone— and I mean everyone can treat you better than she does."
You always did speak the truth when you're drunk. So this was different.
"You packed her shit too. If I were you, I would've burned everything she owned. Did I ever tell you of the ex boyfriend I had? Changed his shampoo to hair remover."
"That's a bit extreme."
"Your face is a bit extreme."
You always knew just how to make him laugh, even with childish insults. No words were exchanged between the two of you, Jonathan stared at you, scanning your features. Something about you was different. Maybe it was the alcohol, but he's just barely tipsy.
Next thing he knew, he kissed you. He realized that he loved you more than a best friend normally did. He was in love.
Even if it took your whole lives, you thanked whoever the fuck made him realize he loved you (me).
In the middle of your kissing session, he pulls away only to take off his glasses, even touching the lenses despite wanting to keep it fingerprint-free.
His daughter's asleep, baby sitter's gone. You two stumbled into his house, lips locked. Jonathan wasted no time getting you into his bedroom (well, him and Mira's bedroom) and taking your clothes off.
Not only was this the perfect revenge, this was a perfect moment. Your wildest dreams finally coming true.
Jonathan fucks— no, he makes love. He's slow, making you feel good. He's definitely a giver. He peppers you non-stop with kisses. You leave scratches and marks on his body. The pleasure is too much. You were happy that night.
The next morning, breakfast in bed and a kiss on your forehead. Clearly, he didn't regret anything from last night. Jonathan really realized he loved you and you loved him.
Let's just say that you practically lived in his house at this point. Mira comes home to find Jonathan fucking you on the kitchen counter.
"You slut-!"
"You can't say shit, you cheated on him you fucking cunt!"
You successfully landed a harsh slap across Mira's face before getting pulled away by Jonathan. He carries you back into his bedroom and he cups your face with a smile.
"Did it feel good?"
"Yeah. Been wanting to do that since she broke the mug I gave you if I'm being honest."
Jonathan kicked Mira out, and you two spent the night making love to each other. Jonathan was right— everything Mira hated about him, you loved. You were absolutely better than her.
Their divorced finalized, and Jonathan got full custody of Ava. You moved in and brought life to their dull house.
For your birthday, he bought you a piano... an expensive one at that. He loved hearing you play.
He's the type to pick you small flowers every day and you have an album filled with pressed flowers. Before you go to work, he would slip a sticky note in your bag and you would find it while working and can't help but smile.
You make his lunches. He's always liked your cooking. You were definitely levels up from pathetic dinner tupperware spaghetti.
You even pack Ava's lunch for school, making notes like
Have a good day, sweetie! I love you ❤️
For Jonathan, it's always confessions of love. Even if at this point you two should be married.
Love you for as long as the stars shine ❤️
He can't help but smile like a fool during lunch. Even brags about the food you make.
He was in the middle of a lesson when he realized he wanted to marry you. As soon as class ended, he sprinted to Tiffany & Co. and bought you a diamond ring that suited you.
He was just utterly in love with you. One day, playing your piano, you looked ethereal that he grabbed the ring and got down on one knee. He just loved you too much.
You two spent the rest of your days more and more in love than that day in the bar along with your children. He couldn't ask for anyone better. You were the one for him, no one else.
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Chapter 1: Contact.
*Dimension 63 OG*
"Right then damn the bookmark...let's start from the beginning and no I don't mean THE BEGINNING"
"I'm talking about how this all started and how everything goes down the fucking drain for your world and pretty much the universe!"
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"No more Gretchen's boy" said Hazel into Oscar's ear before setting him down and walking back to where Salem was currently holding down a frightened Emerald.
"I really don't know!" Emerald spoke fear laced in her voice as the purple magic in Salems hand edged ever closer to her face.
She shut her eyes as Salem raised her hand preparing to strike only for Hazel to punch Salem sending her flying only for her to start levitating.
The magic holding Emerald hostaged now released, which meant Yang, Ren and Jaune were free as well.
"Go now!" Hazel screamed as he injected himself with different varieties of dust crystals. Emerald could only look on in worry.
Salem rose her arms posed ready to strike.
"So you've decided against vengeance for your sister after all this time?" She spoke to which flames ignited on Hazels fist.
"I'm doing what Gretchen would have done!" He shouted and sped towards the grimm queen...
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"Now look the battle between Hazel and Salem *mwah* very cool, I give it a 8/10"
"But poor guy was fighting a losing battle from the get go...I mean how do you stop something that is un-killable?"
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Hazel was knocked down to the ground but not before Salem came grabbed his head and started bashing it to the ground.
Jaune, Yang and Emerald had all but evacuated the whale but Jaune stopped after realizing they were forgetting the very person they came to save.
It Wasn't long before she stopped bashing that she was now staring down at Oscar who had his cane out, Jaune appearing moments later in the background as he shouted at the boy.
"She'll just come after us" Oscar said before turning back to the Grimm Queen who just stared at him before gliding to him almost like a ghost.
Oscar closed his eyes as fear gripped him as he held out his weapon in front of him.
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" Now here's the thing; originally Hazel was SUPPOSED to grab Salem and perform a some self sacrifical deed and set her on fire heh talk about 'burning the witch' anyways he does do this..but not until after..."
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"Oscar!" Came Jaune as he ran in front of the boy shield deployed as he came clashing with Salem.
"You foolish boy!" Said Salem as she started to conjur more magic in her hand and smash them over the knight.
"You dare protect this man?" Salem said as Jaune began to buckle under the abuse his shield was taking.
"Your just some pretender! Some fool who has been misguided by Ozma and his trickery!" She spoke as she finally bashed away the shield leaving Jaune defenseless before grimm hands manifested behind him and wrapping around his torso and throat.
Jaune clutched at the hands choking as Oscar just looked on in horror as Salem smirked at Oscar telling him he was about to watch his friend...another friend die.
Jaune tried anything to release himself from the hands but they were too strong, it wasn't long before Salem was in his face that same evil smirk on her face and Jaune figured if he was going to die here might as well go down resistant.
"You will watch Ozma as another student of your dies because of you" She said to Oscar mockingly as Jaune weakly brought up his right hand.
"Farewell foolish..." she didn't get very far as Jaune's right hand tapped her cheek...
Suddenly, Salem grabbed her head in pain and she started screaming, the hands currently wrapped around Jaune were gone.
Jaune fell to the ground gasping for air.
Salems agonizing scream reverberated off the walls as Jaune looked back too Oscar who too was also stunned and not sure what was going on.
Finally before long Salems screams died down before stopping completely. She still had her head in her hands and she was breathing heavily.
Finally she released her head and looked up and straight at Jaune but not out of hatred or evil intent.
She looked at him with gentle caring eyes or what one could with black and red eyes...
Oscar was a confused even more when she started to smile, Jaune more so as well.
"My little knight...its...its you!" Salem said and Jaune just raised an eyebrow as he managed to grab his shield.
"Why do you have your shield raised at me my little knight?" Okay things were taking a turn for the weird now.
"Don't you recognize me?" She said and Jaune just backed up not sure what was going on...
"Its me! Your dear Aun-" She was cut off as Hazel came in and grabbed her from behind locking her.
"No! Let go!" She screamed as Hazel as bit on a fire dust crystals setting Salem and him ablaze.
Salem screamed as she tried to wiggle out of his grasp with the flames consuming them both.
She gasped as she saw Jaune start to back away and leave.
"No! don't go! Please I just got you back!" But It did little as the blonde kept getting farther away from her. She continued to struggle and was beginning to get success as Hazels grip began to slacken.
It wasn't long before Oscar appeared in her vision as his cane began glowing violently.
Rage fueled her yet again.
"You did this! It always comes back to you Ozma!" She shrieked still struggling in Hazels grasp.
This time Ozpin looked at her confused.
"You won't take him from me nor will they.. not again!" She said in anger as her magic began crackling Hazel grip on her almost gone as he too was almost gone.
Ozpin/Oscar just looked at her then to the retrating form of Jaune and back to her.
"I'll bring him home away from all your lies you've filled in his head that I promise you Ozma!" She shouted as black streaks fell from her eyes.
Ozpin/Oscar were shocked...for the first time in a thousand years...
Salem was crying.
Crying as the flames continued engulfing her.
Ozpin/Oscar shook his head before finally activating the stored power in the cane. It wS only temporary she would regenerate but it would be enough to buy everyone time to escape Salem.
Salems screamed once more only it was more a wail of sadness.
"Jaune!"
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"And then things went KABOOM old boy up and used pretty much the equivalent of a grimm nuke!"
"But things were changed you see? Things were different now..."
"Oh look...here comes the next member to stumble on in, yes yes I know your confused and I will happily filll you in come sit sit we are just getting started really"
"Now we're just waiting for your other teammates and then we can begin and try again!"
"I think the next one to stumble in would really want some pancakes so ill be right back while I go make some we all know how insatiable her appetite is"
I'm trying to think of a title but nothing pops up yet. Oh well, it will come eventually.
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RWBY Volume 6 finale thoughts
Yang and Blake casually coming up like they didn't just kill a man because there are clearly bigger things going on right now
"Aw your ship is marked hostile so we won't help you" "fine, then perish"
Summoning jinn for a time out
"I don't have a question" "I know, I know literally everything"
Jinn is not impressed by being told things
She knows everything
SUMMER FUCKING ROSE BEING ON SCREEN FOR TWO SECONDS BECAUSE SHE'S BOSS LIKE THAT
snaps of scenes from previous volumes but in maya 2D mimic style mwah, gorgeous
Blake having gambol shroud in the back of the ship with the other weapons like it ain't broke
Ruby hugging Blake and then looking at Yang like "when am I getting a nephew?"
WE WERE THERE FOR EACH OTHER!
Me getting slightly shook every time Yang touches someone with her robot hand
Oscar saying ozpin helped him and yang being immediately offended by Oz still existing
Maria saying qrow did kind of all right
So all in all I fucking love this show and I didn't even touch on the wicked Salem of the west sending off flying monkeys
#rwby#rwby spoilers#rwby6#rwby volume 6#rwby 6#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#oscar pine#summer rose#rwby volume 6 finle
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DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE - 10/29/19
"THE JUNKET 1" by DJS
Multi-part thing. Know I've said that before, but. Then again, who knows?
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Someone in the dark: This is the worst, right? These things are the worst. Aren't these things the worst? They're the worst. Because nobody wants to be here. Even the reporters you think maybe, you know, because they get to sit down with someone famous, even for a few minutes, the biggest star in Hollywood, the biggest IT right now, the fucking hottest, the Peoples Magazine--but that's just what it is, a few minutes in a fucking hotel room across from some actor, some fucking actor who'd rather be anywhere else. And reporters, of course they can sense that shit, of course they pick up on that "I'm talking to you only because I'm, like, contractually obligated to" vibe. it's not subtle either, it's this forced this--the same tired old well-troden stories regurgitated back over and over ad nauseum, just for the sound bite, just for the the quick one-liner, "how was it working with--" "did you have a good time working with" "that must have been--" "oh well yeah it was, blah blah is such a fantastic, I mean she's great, she gives you so much to play off of, my job's done, all I really have to do is react" "and what about these rumors of--" "people are already buzzing about--" "Oscars buzz, is that hard to--" "no. I mean you just try to block that stuff out, focus on the work" "well, shooting in That Location must have been--" "oh it's, yeah, I mean that was the big, one of the big, no they really didn't have to work very hard to sell me if you know what I mean" self-deprecating laugh, charming, bullshit "Also to finally get a chance to work Marty--" "Well, you know, the man, he's a legend for a reason, he's, well, just look at the body of work" The body of work the body of work. Junket's have their own language I'm telling you, and it's the language of bullshit. You think actors like sitting for hours on end? Actors don't even like Making movies let alone Promoting them. It's just part of the machine, part of the deal. You ever see an actor at the end of one of these things? You ever see them get up from the chair when it's all over and done with? Like they can't move, they have to fucking crawl out, pried loose by the studio publicist. "oh you did great, soooo good, sooo, you were soooo funny, specially with that one guy from the Kansas City Sentinel, can you believe he asked you that?? but you really, you handled it sooo well, just breathed and let it, let it roll off your back. hey do you need anything, need a new water or--" ass-kissing ass-kissing, mwah, mwah, bullshit. It's just bullshit. You know what I wish? more than anything else in the fucking world, you know what I wish I could be? you know?
A lion tamer.
Someone else in the dark: A lion tamer?
Someone in the dark: A fucking lion tamer. That's my dream job. I don't even know if that's a fucking job. I don't even know if that's, like, a possible, a possibility anymore. But I went to the circus one time when I was a kid. I was really fucking young, the circus came to town and--my grandma took me. She was this, she was weird, we would only see her like twice a year, and on those times it would always be for these really weird outings that my parents would never take us to. Like to this park to shoot horseshoes. Or to a Christmas antique show. And so one time she takes us, me and my older brother to the circus. The Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey--you know, the good one. And there are the animals, and the clowns, lots of clowns--I'm scared of clowns. Just fucking everything, trapeze, motorcycles. Then right there at the end of the show--the fucking lion. They loose the lion and it's just him and this guy, in a tux with tails and a big hat. And a chair. That little stool they use. I don't remember, maybe he had a whip too. Or maybe I'm thinking of that scene in Indiana Jones when it's a flashback and he's a kid. But all that's standing in his way, between the audience and the mad fucking roaring lion, is this guy.
I guess I'm just not--I don't feel really that real sense of confidence, in myself I mean that in this business you need to--you know. Someone else in the dark: yeah, I still live with my parents. Someone in the dark: that's rough. Someone else in the dark: my mom makes me breakfast every morning. Someone in the dark: she a good cook? Someone else in the dark: she's alright. Someone in the dark: what do you if you want to bring a girl home? Someone else in the dark: well, I'm gay. Someone in the dark: what if you want to bring a guy home? Someone else in the dark: I don't, we go to his place.
Someone in the dark: I didn't ask. are you here in some kind of professional capacity? Someone else in the dark: yeah I work for the hotel. Someone in the dark: how come you're not wearing any kind of uniform then? Someone else in the dark: ok so I don't work for the hotel. Someone in the dark: a fan? Someone else in the dark: I'm her biggest fan. Someone in dark: you know you're starting to come off a little creepy. someone else in the dark: thanks for letting me know, I'll try to reign it in. Someone in the dark: so what's the plan? Someone else in the dark: just get as close to her as I can, as possible I guess. Someone in the dark: then what? Someone else: Nothing, I just really always wanted to touch her. Someone in the dark: Where? Someone else: anywhere. Someone in the dark: they're not gonna let you touch her, man. Someone else: we'll see. Maybe there won't be any security for once. Did you think of that? Someone in the dark: what are you going to do? Someone else in the dark: I'm gonna pretend to be a reporter. See the fake badge I made? Someone in the dark: that's pretty good Someone else: you think it looks real? Someone in the dark: I think it looks ok. I wouldn't let anyone get too close a look though. Someone else: that's good advice. I won't. Someone in the dark: I guess this is where we part ways. Someone else: yeah. thank you, I've really enjoyed our talk. Someone in the dark: our little chat. Yeah likewise. good luck there kid. Someone else in the dark: thanks. you know, I think I'm gonna need it.
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