#ESPIO IS THE BEST HANDS DOWN 100%

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

Okay listen. I know all the Silver moments are sweet. But the Shadow moments towards the end are honestly my favorite. “Because happiness come from inside.” BRO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW IS THIS NOT MELTING YOUR GODDAMN HEART RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK

OH AND DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME WITH A BLANK-ASS FACE WHEN HEARING ABOUT SONIC THINKING OF CHIP DON’T YOU DARE SAY IM BEING OVERDRAMATIC DON’T YOU DARE BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IAN YOU CANNOT JUST PUT THAT IN THERE AND THEN MOVE ON LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

I gotta get the cookbook now not for the recipes but literally just for these little small interactions. Such wholesome shit!

All The Fun Bits From The Sonic Cookbook

The cookbook was made by Sonic, Tails, and Amy

And Eggman, who apparently broke into Tails' lab and added his own recipes because he was jealous

Knuckles makes paste to use as filling for rolls by smashing together stuff he finds on Angel Island

The recipe for egg tarts in the cookbook is the same in Sonic's time as it is in Silver's

One time all the ovens in the Sol Empire's palace failed during a gala event, so Blaze helped out the chefs by using her flames to cook the food, and continued doing it from time to time afterwards

Rouge likes food that tastes expensive

In the post-06 timeline, Amy still visited Soleanna, but she never met Elise. She mentions feeling like they would've gotten along great

Blaze often gets so focused on her work that she forgets to eat

The Diamond Cutters used to celebrate a successful mission with muffins. Whisper feels like she's with them again when she eats one

Marine asked the chefs in the Sol Empire's palace to make her some curry, but she thought it was too boring, so she went in and made some for herself

(Ngl I almost teared up at this one. Silver I love youuuuuu)

After a successful heist, Rouge likes to treat herself to something indulgent

Rouge plays the mandolin (I think)

Every so often, Sonic will get a sundae supreme and think of Chip

(This one is so good too. Ian Flynn thank you for blessing Silver fans with this)

Eggman is a pretty good baker

Blaze's family has had their own tea recipe for many years

(Literally all the Silver bits are fantastic. I can't get over it)

Chao fruit are edible to Mobians

[true-blue-sonic]

my struggling braincell when i’m sick and cold laying in bed at 1 AM: hnnghhh… espilver angst… 🫠🫠🫠

You and me both😅 But I've managed to kick my headache into gear and wrote a little for that fic about the Ifrit and its mind control, that you talked about earlier today :> :> Something something world setting is like adjacent to my other multi-chapter Espilver fic wherein Silver is from a good world but was also the only one realising Eggman Nega was 100% plotting to destroy them, he's been quite socially isolated because nobody believed him, Espio is his first true friend ever, here's what I have so far. Angst time 100. Enjoy!🍀

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“…Espio?”

“Something bad is coming,” the chameleon muttered, his fingers trailing over a shuriken laying loosely in his other hand. “I can sense it.”

And he himself could too, Silver knew: the air clung onto his pelt like tar, his lungs struggling to heave in the black smoke and orange embers jumping of burning rubble. “Then we’d best be careful,” he managed to bring out. “And the moment you see the Ifrit, tell me!”

Espio said nothing back.

Stifling a grunt as he clambered up against more wreckages Silver swallowed, paying it no mind. His thoughts were reeling as well: what had this world been, before it had been destroyed? Had there been people, or any sort of sentient life; a civilisation doomed the moment the Ifrit turned its eyes towards them? There had to have been: terrifyingly large skyscrapers wobbled around them, the underground he and Espio were ever so carefully trying to traverse slipping away underneath them with every step and crumbling into the ocean of lava down below… All because of that monster, the hedgehog snarled, and if Eggman Nega got his way he would let the exact same happen to their own world, and Silver would not let it come to pass.

He was so caught up in his thinking he only realised he was about to run into Espio when he could skid to a halt mere centimeters away from the other.

“Espio? Did you see something?!”

The chameleon stayed quiet still.

“Espio?” Silver tried again, giving the other a nudge in his back. “What’s… wrong…?”

A shambling step away from him followed, Espio’s face blank as he turned around, his hand lifting, Silver’s eyes widening, a gleam of metal coursing through the air-!

“Augh!”

Crying out and staggering backwards Silver threw his hand forward by instinct, a cyan shield grasping at the shuriken… that tore past his palm, a sharp stab of pain making him cry out. “Espio!” he yelled at the other. “What the heck?!”

Espio’s mouth opened… and Silver froze as words came tumbling out, a flurry of nonsense that stirred into a “Destroy…” and then a “Must destroy Silver,” and then a “Destroy Silver, destroy Silver, destroy Silver, destroy Silver” in a never-ending mantra that got overtaken only by a gleeful cackle in the sky.

“You’ve grown so fond of your companion you’ve led your guard down around him, dear Silver?” Eggman Nega jeered, floating in the sky in his Egg Mobile. “What an… interesting development. I did not take you to be capable of that, heehee!”

“Shut up!!” Silver roared back at him- though he had to jump out of the way as a fist, gleaming with a kunai clutched between the fingers, got flung towards him. “Wh- Espio! He wouldn’t-!”

“Tsk. Of course he would. Of course he’d get tired of you eventually. Had you not expected that?” Eggman Nega grinned, elbow lavishly leaning on the side of his Egg Mobile… before he shrieked as Silver flung out his hand and the shuriken rushed past where his head had been if he hadn’t pulled it down microseconds prior.

“You’re lying! Look at how he’s moving!”

And indeed, where Espio’s movements had been ever so graceful and collected before, now they tittered and hitched and jolted as the kunai nearly fell from his hands.

“…The Ifrit has the ability to blind one’s soul. Of course!” A cackle followed, Eggman Nega’s face stuck in a manic sneer. “His soul has been blinded… The Ifrit has him under its control! And that means you are doomed, you little rat. As if you would ever fight the one friend you’ve had in your life.”

[montydrawsstuff]

If you're still taking requests, how would the chaotix celebrate their 100th case?

this might be a little tricky, but @ask-saffron-and-friends also asked for some wholesome charmy, so why not make this a reminiscing style thing?

"Another case, in the bag!" Vector announced, chucking the case file to one side. "Nice job, boys! I think this might have been our toughest case yet!"

He threw himself triumphantly into his chair, letting it roll back. Charmy buzzed in swirling patterns to Vector's side, doing little victory dances and singing a silly song to himself. Espio came in after the both of him, going off to the side to retrieve the case file.

"We should at least try to keep our documents in order.. Maybe don't throw it the second you get in... the door.." he quickly realised he was ignored and just got on with his lost cause filing.

"What d'ya say? Chinese? Chinese? I'm feeling like some orange chicken, I don't know about youse."

"I want prawn crackers!" Charmy sang out. Vector pointed in agreement, phone in hand.

"Espio? What's your pick?" Vector looked over to him, still stuck on his filing, by the looks. "Espio?"

"Vector.. Our cabinet is full.." Vector rolled his eyes.

"Then use a cardboard box! What do ya wanna eat?!"

"This was our 100th case."

Vector paused, putting the phone down. "oh..."

"We've solved 100 cases since starting our agency... today" Espio, who was usually not one for sendimentality, was clearly holding back some emotion. "I didn't realise we'd been doing this that long, but when i think about it..."

Vector leaned into his chair. It creaked under his weight. "Yea... Yea! I know exactly what ya mean, bud! When I stop to think about it, we really have been at it for a long time!"

Charmy buzzed down to sit on the desk, his fuzz getting stuck on years of coffee rings. "How long exactly? I don't remember!"

Vector chuckled warmly. "Nah, you wouldn't. You were pretty young, Charms.. I remember our first case- Remember, Espio? With the cat in that tree?"

"I remember! I remember! She was orange! And-and she scratched YOU, Vector!" Charmy called out " I wasn't that young!"

"That poor girl, she was so embarrased after you got her down.." Espio ran a finger over that first file. It was already more yellowed than the rest.

"Getting a little mushy there, Esp?" he stood up and frowned.

"Unfeeling old croc.."

A couple old files in hand, Espio pulled himself up onto the desk and flicked through the old photographs and messy notes. "I can't believe we thought these were acceptable.. look- I spelt evidence wrong here!"

Vector took one for himself "Aghhh, My thumb was on the lense here! How tragic was that? Thank gaia for smartphones, huh?"

"I think these location sketches are still pretty good!" Charmy added, pulling out a couple. "He he! Just kidding! I'm a way better artist now"

"Sure, kiddo. Give us a look at those-" as Vector took the file off Charmy, a small piece of lined paper fell out the back.

"I feel like noodles... Maybe pad thai? Just as long as it's actually spicy this time.."

Vector took the paper and gave it a look over, the handwriting wasn't great, but it just ledgible.

"You wild, Espio! Spicy makes your tummy hurt and you know it!"

"I-it does not!" (It does)

"Ahh leave off, you can have it if ya want! Now shaddup and let me read!"

Charmy blew a raspberry.

Today, we found a ring. the lady was very happy when we gave it to her. she said I was a great detective! Vector is the best boss, even if his breath is bad! And he has big teeth! Espio is an okay detective. I will teach him. I love being a detective, I'm going to be a detective forever!

"Vector? Are you ordering or... not-"

Without warning, Vector pulled the boys into a tight bear hug. Charmy squirmed in his grip but giggled. Espio frantically angled his face away from the others, only to avoid any horn mishaps and not at ALL to hide any embarrassed blushing.

"Boys, Congrats on 100 cases! Let's celebrate! Forget delivery Chinese- Let's go to the Golden Tiger!"

[lea-andres]

An Espnah oneshot/snippet thing no one wanted, yay~ I wrote this instead of finishing up the next chapter of WtDMtN, I'm sure everyone's thrilled, LMAO.

Although this does contain my lore's explanation for Smash Bros AND the Olympic Games games! Because those being canon amuses me. Along with Sonic knowing/being Santa.

Espio being a knight is not canon to my lore (...maybe... I'm tempted, tbh), it's a reference to SonicSong182. Iykyk, and if you don't you should remedy that. SS182's fucking great.

Dinah can't quite match I believe it was 17(!!!!) languages Espio apparently is fluent in according to MoStH, but she qualifies as multilingual. Latin and Japanese are the main two in here. I'm a dumbass American who only speaks one language, I cannot guarantee the 100% accuracy of anything ever.

Yes this is part of my plot to manifest Espio and Rouge as being 100% playable in the next Olympic Games game lmao. I want them, leave me alone.

"So… explain to me this whole Olympics thing again." Dinah requested, as she and Espio sat down on a bench by the rink entrance to pull on their ice skates.

"Where did I lose you?" Espio got his on first, and began doing some light stretches.

"Back at 'The Super Mario Bros are real'."

"You really struggle with the whole 'other dimensions and other planets' thing, don't you?" He teased, getting up and getting out onto the ice to do more stretches. Dinah finished lacing up her skates, and looked up at him to respond.

"Yes I do, because you know how often that comes up when I'm digging artifacts out of the ground?" Espio couldn't resist, forcing himself to keep a straight face, he locked eyes with Dinah, and said as evenly as he could manage.

"Ancient aliens."

"Adversus solem ne loquitor, you fucking moron!" She practically snarled back playfully. He burst out into laughter as he returned closer to the rink, holding out his hand to assist her. Dinah got up, a little wobbly in balancing on the blades, and took his hand as she made her way to him.

Once she got onto the ice, Espio launched out more toward the center, doing several tight spins and twirls before stopping sharply. The spaniel had stayed behind back at the wall, leaning against it as she watched him with an amused smirk. He blinked in confusion. Usually Dinah was all for jumping straight into an activity with him, eager to at least keep up if not try to top him. Why was she holding back now?

"Walk me through this multidimensional Olympics thing again. How did Sonic meet a video game character again?" She asked instead. He just nodded as he skated back toward her.

"Okay, so apparently Sonic got this letter in the mail. And when he opened it, it teleported him to this nexus where many great heroes across the multiverse were hanging out and having a low stakes fight club."

"Is this at all like Sonic's claim of going into that book and becoming King Arthur?" Espio smirked at that.

"I had been meaning to ask you for your professional opinion of that. Is Sonic the one true king?"

"Sonic gets points for sheer gall, but… I significantly doubt it." Dinah smirked back. Shifting so he was now gliding backwards away from her again, Espio continued.

"Anyway, Sonic met Mario there. Apparently WE'RE a game in the Mushroom Kingdom, so he was just as floored to learn about us as we were him."

"Are Sonic's games good?" Dinah raised an eyebrow in amusement.

"Plus minusve," Espio waggled his hand, shifting again to now be sweeping straight toward her again, completing the large circle. "It's a… polarizing topic over there, even amongst the fans."

"Ouch." The spaniel shook her head with a laugh.

"So, they became friends, apparently Tails and the Mushroom Kingdoms' best scientists got to work on connecting our dimension and theirs, and Sonic's friends and Mario's friends get together for a friendly Olympics inspired competition."

"And you've competed?" She continued to watch him circle back and forth before her. 

"Not… officially. Typically I've been invited to compete in a single event as a Rival, but I'm hoping to make the cut this year-"

"Whomp whomp…" Dinah giggled. Espio pointed at her in mock irritation.

"Don't make fun of me, I've been busy! I've got ninjitsu training, cases that pop up, whatever bullshit YOU throw at me-"

"Your mysterious part time job you keep vanishing to?" She continued to smirk teasingly.

"Oh right, that's related to this! So, I met Princess Peach at these interdimensional get togethers, and-"

"Is she as hot as she is in the games?" Espio studied Dinah's face for a bit, trying to gauge why she was asking that.

He decided to cover all bases: "You're not going to try to pull my boss and I will NOT invite her to a threesome."

"Your boss?" Dinah repeated, adjusting her glasses. "I didn't realize the Mushroom Kingdom was in the market for Shinobi."

"They're not, to my knowledge. Princess Peach knighted me and I've been serving as a guard in her castle-"

"No you haven't!" The spaniel interrupted in amused disbelief.

"Why would I lie about that?" 

"I take back my professional opinion of Sonic's delusions of grandeur, that wasn't the most absurd thing I heard today." She continued teasingly.

"Come with me next time and I'll prove it!"

"So do you wear the mushroom hat and the diaper, or-" Dinah cracked up laughing at that, almost knocked herself over, then flailed to catch herself on the wall so she didn't wipe out on the ice. She adjusted her glasses and smiled nonchalantly, trying to play it off.

"I don't, I have proper armor." Espio narrowed his eyes at her slightly, noting what he just saw.

"Is the Princess still getting kidnapped by Bowser all the time?"

"It's been a bit since the last one, but… I guess?"

"You're a shit knight." Dinah teased.

"HEY-" Espio himself almost wiped out at that, letting out a shocked laugh.

"Can't stop one fire breathing turtle from kidnapping the princess?" She tsked playfully.

"You should stick to ninjitsu and detective work, Onmitsu."

"Just because you study knights of olden times in our world doesn't mean you're qualified to review my performance as one in another, Himawari!" He fired back playfully, snagging Dinah's arm as he skated past, pulling her away from the wall and along with him.

She lost her balance almost instantly, dropping backwards. Espio lunged to catch her, sliding across the ice on one knee, firmly cradling her head with one hand and gripping her waist with the other as he stopped her skull from cracking into the ice. She had flung her arms around his neck in her attempt to save herself, letting out a big gasp of relief when she didn't crash hard.

"Thanks, Onmitsu…" She breathed, a little dazed from the adrenaline rush.

"You… can't actually ice skate… can you?" He accused softly, giving her a look of suspicion.

"You never asked if I could, you just asked if I've been ice skating, which I have. Once." She pointed out, grinning mischievously.

"Dinah…"

"Is it a crime to want to ice skate with your Onmitsu?" She teased, one of her hands wandering up to stroke his cheek.

"It should be, if you're going to risk spilling your brains all over the rink to do so." He chastised, shifting his grip so he could scoop her up bridal style instead.

"I can make this work." He smirked, making sure he had a firm grip on her before beginning to skate forward.

"What work? What are you doing?" Dinah demanded anxiously, clinging to his neck and shoulders.

"Resistance training for speed skating events." He started picking up speed. Quickly adjusting her glasses before returning to tightly gripping his shoulders, she teased with a grin.

"Don't crash."

"I'm far less likely to than you are." She thumped his chest lightly for that, both of them laughing.

[chaomother]

Okay I think I’ve got the list. I’ll elaborate if wanted but here’s what I think. Also 🦊, I’m so flattered, thank you so much. I definitely try my best so I’m happy it’s being recognized!

- Sonic (Angel, feel like we all already agree with that)

- Tails (Angel, just can see it)

- Knuckles (Fallen, he was made to protect the master emerald and became too aggressive and possessive of it so he was banished)

- Amy (Fallen, she loved humans too much and willingly left to live among mortals and fall inlove)

- Cream (Angel, again can just see it)

- Big (Angel, honestly I’m not 100% sure but this felt the best)

- Blaze (Demon, not because of her powers but I can imagine her as demon royalty who is mostly calm and collected but is absolutely dangerous if provoked)

- Silver (Fallen, meant to protect the hero who would keep the future safe but failed so the future is ruined. He was banished but told if he somehow stopped the current future he would be allowed his wings back)

- Espio (Demon, he’s noble sure but he’s still an assassin. The best in fact, can even kill high rank angels)

- Victor (Demon, he’s like the best hustler and knows how to hunt people down like a blood hound. But the scariest demon makes the best dad to little demons)

- Charmy (Demon, he’s just a little mischievous. He’s when your alarm doesn’t ring and your missing your keys. A little menace)

- Shadow (Fallen, come on. He loved the world and his best friend, but when she was murdered he grew vicious and heartless. He believes he can’t love anyone or anything again)

- Rouge (Demon, this just felt like the right fit. She’s the greed people feel when the push in all their chips at the casino even if the cards in their hand is bad)

- E-123 Omega (Jokes on you, he doesn’t have a soul, at least not like the others 😈)

- Babylon Rogues (Fallen, they all were best friends in heaven, the gave people the love to explore but when Jet was banished for becoming too selfish the others left with him and now find lost treasure together on earth)

- TC anon, okay this is part 1! I have more characters I want to do but I didn’t want this too long. If you think differently that’s also 100% cool and am interested to see what you think and why. Also again if you want more details on the backstories let me know and I’ll go into more detail. Hope you enjoy, see ya in a bit!

more under the cut!

"Here’s part 2 y’all!

- Mighty (Angel, he’s so sweet and protective. A guardian Angel in his core!)

- Sally and other freedom fighters (Angels, they all are protectors of earth too. Kinda like a valkyrie of heaven.)

- Scourge (Fallen, him and Sonic were twins but when Sonic kept getting rewarded for his good work Scourge got so jealous he tried to kill him. Of course he was banished into hell instead of earth and he absolutely tells everyone he was hell born instead)

- Sonia (Angel, high rank angel really. She’s super responsible and keeps everything moving)

- Manic (Fallen, he was lazy and didn’t care much for his duties so when he was kicked out he didn’t care too much. Of course he misses his sibs but they still talk)

- Tangle (Angel, she’s a brand new baby Angel. She’s so sweet and trying her best)

- Whisper (Demon, again assassin but is slowly becoming better due to being so close to Tangle)

- Sticks (Demon, in the same boat as Charmy I feel. More mischievous than evil)

- Surge (Demon, she believes that she can take Sonic’s wings and Halo by force and become just as loved as he is)

- Kistuname (Fallen, I can see him as a good kid. A good kid who just admired the wrong person and was influenced to help her. Helping out a demon is a no-no unless they are trying to reform. And surge is not)

- Eggman (Demon, kinda obvious)

- Infinite (Demon, a poor soul that when he saw his friends, his family really, die, his rage made him into a dangerous demon)

- Starline (Fallen, he inspired many for growing academically and was assigned to study demons so when the inevitable war against heaven and hell they can know what to do. But he became obsessed with Eggman and became more cruel and vicious so he was kicked out)

- TC anon (that’s everyone I could think of. Hope you enjoyed it! If you got other thoughts, I’d love to hear about them!)"

I NEED TO HEAR MORE ABOUT KNUCKLES AND SILVER... the takes on them being fallen angels is super intriguing to me, i can definitely see that you've thought of all this and have some worldbuilding lore present so i'm really curious!!

honestly i absolutely adore amy's—having her want to live among the mortals she loves so much in hopes she can find true love is just like her!

i can't say i disagree with anyone here tbh~ i'd like to learn more about shadow and why you think he'd be a fallen angel! (^q^) i'm so into this////

(and i'm sorry for the belated reply, tc!! :'( thanks so much for sharing hehehe)

[plasmuser]

A Name So Familiar

8. Write about someone who mistakenly picks the lock to the wrong apartment at two in the morning when trying to get into a friend’s apartment

The sound of his alarm clock ringing in his ears was what woke Espio on that early Monday morning. Letting his hand drop onto the offensive device, the purple chameleon slowly rose from the warmth of his covers, stifling a yawn as he slid out of bed and stepped into his favorite slippers. Wrapping his robe a bit tighter around himself to stave off the early morning chill that still lingered in his apartment, he makes his way to Charmy’s room, pausing when he spots the young bee’s door already opened, and the bed unoccupied.

Assuming that the bee had been excited about school, Espio thinks nothing of it and makes his way towards the living room, stopping in his tracks when he sees a trembling Charmy hiding behind the couch. Making eye contact with his guardian, the bee makes a “shushing” motion before pointing to the couch.

Sinking low onto the ground, Espio slithers towards his son, nudging the young bee back into the direction of his room. With a quick glance back to make sure his charge is a safe distance away, he reaches for the small pocket knife he keeps in the pocket of his robe before rising to see who or what was currently inhabiting his couch.

Sprawled out like he owned the place was a large, green crocodile. The larger reptile’s mouth was open and low, rumbling snores could be felt reverberating in the floor. Leaning in for closer inspection, Espio was appalled by the sheer stench of alcohol that rolled off of the sleeping predator in waves. Waving a hand at Charmy to keep the boy back, Espio circled the couch, attempting to assess the situation.

The intruder was much larger than he was, so if a scuffle broke out, he was sure to lose. His best bet would be to trick the invader and call the police as soon as possible. But really, what sort of invader just, passes out and sleeps on the couch? Deciding to get to the bottom of the situation before he got too distracted, Espio reaches out and very lightly nudges the sleeping croc.

Letting out a loud snort and sucking in a large amount of drool, the green reptile twitches, and jerks, tossing an arm over his eyes and groaning.

“ ‘m Sorry Knux, I fergot my key. Just...five more minutes, I’ll fix the door later.”

Door? Spinning on his heel, Espio stared in horror at what used to be his front door. It looked as if the croc had used an ice pick or a file of some form to push the door open, resulting in the entire doorknob being broken off as if the door had been cut open and the knob had fallen out. Turning around and glaring at the large croc once more, Espio snatches a cushion off of the loveseat, his own safety forgotten in a fit of rage before angrily smacking the reptile with it.

Jerking awake with another large snort, the croc sits up. “What the hell?! Why I otta..!” Eyes snapping open, the crocodile’s snarls are cut short as he looks down at the flustered Chameleon before him.

Sitting up properly, the large reptile rubs the sleep out of his eyes before looking again, as if to make sure he wasn’t still dreaming. Raking a large hand down his snout he groans.

“Fuck...wrong place..”

“You’re right wrong place!” Espio hisses, cutting the crocodile off and aiming the cushion at the now awake intruder. “Who are you? And why were you stumbling around in the ungodly hours of the night breaking my door?” he demands, rearing back as if to throw the cushion.

Raising his hands the crocodile hastily rises. “Wait wait wait. I mean ya no harm. I jus’ thought that this was my friend’s place. Honest!! Just, put the cushion down.”

Glaring daggers up at the reptile, Espio slowly lowers the cushion, eyeing the man warily. “Well��how can I believe that? You’re a stranger in my home…”

“Wait no I’m being 100% genuine! Mah name’s Vector. I just moved in with Knuckles! I’m sure I have th’ right building, just th’ wrong place. I swear!” Giving the chameleon a pleading look the crocodile’s face flushes as he pats his large snout. “I musta drank too much last night and gotten the places mixed up...as embarrassin as that is…”

Lowering the cushion, Espio gives the crocodile a puzzled look. “Knuckles? Oh no.” pinching his horn, the chameleon lets out a frustrated sigh. “Of course he’s..”  this wasn’t the first time a friend of Knuckles has ended up causing him trouble. Shaking his head Espio looks over at the hall.  “Charmy. It’s okay. He’s just a friend of Knuckles’.”

Upon hearing this, the small bee peeked over the back of the couch, startling the large crocodile with a loud squawk.

“Wow! You’re really big!” the boy blurts, looking up at Vector, his previous fear being tossed to the wind as curiosity took its place.

Jumping in surprise, Vector scrambles a step back. “What the-?!”

The bee wasted no time in hopping onto the couch and trying to invade the crocodile’s space. “Wow. How did you get so big Mr. Robber? You’re like...a billion times as big as Espio!”

“Charmy-” Espio warned, shooting the bee a look. “Stop being rude. And why aren’t you dressed? You know it’s Monday.”

“Awww. C’mon Espio! You never let me skip-”

“And I’m not going to start today. Get dressed or you’ll miss the bus and we’ll have to walk.”

“Uggggh. Fine.” hopping off of the couch the boy drags his feet as he goes back to his room.

Turning his head to look at Vector, Espio sighs. “Sorry about that. He’s a little...excitable..around strangers. If you’re looking for Knuckles, is apartment is the door down to the left. He has a red knocker. Tell him not to worry about the door, I needed to speak with the landlord anyway.”

“Er. I’m really sorry bout the door though. I should have figured that when mah key didn’t work that I probably had the wrong place. I’ll make it up to ya I swear. I just..hold on. Be right back!”

Exiting the apartment, Vector is gone for a few moments before a door can be heard opening and shutting, Knuckles’ loud voice roaring through the walls in surprise. Espio followed the sound with his eyes as he could hear Vector and Knuckles clambering through the apartment connected to his. In a few minutes, the door opens and Vector can be heard shouting. “I’ll tell ya later! Don’t get your panties in a twist Knux!” before he looms into the chameleon’s doorway once more, opening his wallet and cursing.

“Damn. Not enough to fix a door. Here.-”

Raising his hands Espio shakes his head. “No really, it’s fine. It won’t be hard to get it fixed.” he honestly just wanted this man to leave so he could go about his day. He would need to call his boss and let him know he’d be late waiting on the repairman and he just didn’t have the patience to keep this going.

“No no. Seriously. I’d feel bad if I just left this mess like this Here.” Pulling a thin black card out of his wallet he offers it to the chameleon, who gingerly takes it from extended claws. “My card. Just, hit me up if you ever need a favor okay? Now, I better get going. Can’t bring home the bacon if I smell like this.” giving Espio a salute, he walks out of the door once more, leaving the baffled chameleon alone.

Looking down at the card, he frowns. “Vector the Crocodile...now...where have I heard that name before…?” his thoughts are interrupted by his alarm going off once more. Laying the card on the table, he goes to start his day.

[bossmedley]

everyone SHUT UP im making an obligatory sonic hc post (under cut bc I know how dumb stupit they are)

alright so first I need to tell you all that amy DOES still do tarot card stuff and she made a lemonade stand-esk thing she sets up in town. people come all the time and get their fortune read and she’s super popular for it. she also lives in an apartment and works part-time as a waiter but she doesn’t work it as much as you’d think because the world is Constantly Being Attacked By Eggman. contrary to popular belief she DOES work though. baby need money.

Sonic, on the other hand, doesn’t work at all but people love him and he gets money from being a hero or picking up it off the floor. He didn’t get much popularity until the events of SA1, though, since it was the first time he saved something as large scale as a city (save in quotation marks). 

Sonic never actually planned to live and settle down anywhere, ever, but since he basically had to adopt tails he was like “well... I should probably live somewhere.” Tails made a lab that also acts as a house for the two, and they live atop a hill in a cabin style house in the woods. Not many people actually know where they live because... media is full of creeps.

Shadow also lives in an apartment with rouge and omega (SOMEHOW they fit omega in there... he just hibernates in the corner and makes pancakes that are always slightly burned). I don’t like how they just made shadow join GUN even though GUN sucks so I say that he still hates GUN but they forced him to join under like. military watch. all of team dark actually hates GUN but they don’t want to be detained and arrested so they just :|... one day they’ll overthrow those assholes.

Cream is in a girl scout troop. Big and Amy help her get all her badges and she’s literally the best in the troop. Vanilla always has picnics for the girls.

Silver likes to come from the future and just chill in the present time since the future is 99 time out of 100 actual shit.

Blaze is a princess in the Sol dimension but we’ve never seen her kingdom (as far as I know ?) so uh. yeah she has a kingdom and fire powers run in the family. It’s why her family defends the sol emeralds, because. fire... strong.

Also Sol emeralds and Chaos emeralds differ in the fact that Chaos emeralds just increase general strength (super forms), but Sol emeralds increase strength in your strongest aspect (burning blaze.) I think sonic goes super from the sol emeralds but... I make canon. The Sol emeralds increase Sonic’s speed more than anything but don’t give him as much raw power.

time to talk about obscure characters because Marine the raccoon is a baby and I love her. Her and Blaze hang out all the time after SRA and Blaze can relax with her and not have to be so caught up in keeping appearances. Blaze guards the sol emeralds... and her child.

I like what archie did with honey cat being a fashion designer but I also like honey being a fighter so I. smashed the two together. honey has a kind of athletic fashion company that tries to mash up looking cute with kicking ass. honey also sneaks away from work sometimes to get into bar fights and she kicks ass at them (it’s stress relief!) I like her to see her and amy as pretty similar in personality but honey is can be a bit more... mischievous, I guess? 

Also the dress Amy wears was a gift from honey, and honey was the one who gave amy her redesign makeover~.

Team chaotix was built together very haphazardly. Vector found a kid and just took him in. Hired Espio as a mercenary, asked Espio to build a house and somehow it worked out. Literally no idea how, but it did.

I like to see Mighty as a super big fighter when he was younger, and he got into scruffs all the time. No reason, just did. Once he met Ray and realized that he didn’t want to hurt people anymore he went full sage mode and wants to live peacefully... passively. Ray thinks he’s super cool.

Mighty stayed with the chaotix while he was a super ruffian and met Ray through them. Vector and Espio are super scared of Mighty and noone else knows why.

Knuckles doesn’t really consider himself apart of chaotix, but the chaotix consider him apart of it because of Knuckles chaotix. Knuckles doesn’t really align himself with any teams (my team is the master emerald, bro)

uhhh I can’t think of anything else so. Everyone is gay. have a nice day if you read this far lol