#ESPECIALLY HIM JUST--- AAAAHHH

[hookedonhuge]

make a story with a lot of bloating and belches please

Here we go! Ended up putting in more effort than planned, haha. Aches and Gains: What the hell… where am I? Who are all these huge men walking around? Oh that’s right, the gym. I was working out wasn’t I? Yeah, my muscles feel really sore, must have been a killer workout. Pushing myself to my absolute limit, what a legend I am.

Who is this? Someone waving. Oh they are worried. Don’t worry, haha, I’m fine. UURRP! I just take this place seriously, that's all. Needed a quick rest. Vision’s still a little blurry but I’m getting there.

Now where was I? Just finished a set or did I finish my whole workout? Yeah I’m so sore I must be done. Especially my abs, they are really tight. I guess it was a core day. BUURRP! Oh that feels much better. I can get up now.

Whoo! I’m starting to feel alive again. Let's check out my pump in the mirror. Bet I’m looking real huge today. This shirt is kinda hard to get off, it’s so tight. Must be a crazy pump. Ah, there we go!

What the?! I’m freakin’ huge but… why have I lost so much definition?! My belly is so damn bloated! That’s okay, just my protein shake kicking in. No problem. Damn, look at the pecs on me though! Jealous of these bad boys, losers? Hahaha! King of the gym today. UUURRRP! I was already big and now I’m even bigger! URP!

I keep belching. Kinda weird but it relieves the pressure in my belly. I just need to get it all out, and find my abs again, haha. BUUUUURRRRRP! What are they all looking at? Goddamn greatness, that’s what. Oh don’t give me that pissy look staff, this place might as well be mine anyway.

I still haven’t relieved all the pressure in my gut. Aaaahhh! It hurts so much. UUURRRP! It’s like I’m inflating. I can’t get it out quick enough. BUUUURRRRP! Yeah, I know everyone, I don’t want to burp this much, okay. Geez. Everyone is on my case today. Oh great, now a staff member is coming up to me. This is unbelievable, I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh… my protein shake. Yeah guess I left it back there. Thanks. URRPP!

That cleared some room for a bit more protein shake. Bottoms up. Tastes so good. I’m so hungry too. Can’t stop myself from chugging it all. UUUUUUURRRRRRRP! That hit the spot. Hope y’all can smell that, it reeks of stale protein, hahaha. Deserve it for being so judgy.

God! I can feel myself getting bigger. Yes! I’m growing so much, so huge. My gut though… I look like I’ve eaten a five-course meal… twice. Aaaaaahhhhh! So much pressure… need to get it out… now! 

BUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP!

Looks like I caught someone with that point blank. Looks like they might pass out too. Hey, want another one? UUUURRRRP! Hahahaha! Take this! BUUUUURRRRRP!

WOW! Just caught myself in the reflection and damn! I’m so big, I’m jealous of myself. Look at these huge guns. Boom! This chest keeps getting bigger too. And my back, chef’s kiss. So goddamn wide and perfect! Legs looking thick too! I’m such a beast, let's go! Who cares if I’ve got a big, bloated belly. Bigger is better right. I’d take it any day with these gains. BUUUURRRRAAAAP!

I’m starting to get used to these burps. Feels so nice when I let them out. Like a lion’s roar. So manly. UUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAP! Is this too disgusting for all of you? Well bad luck. BUUURRRP! I’ve got a lot more coming! BAAAAUUUURRRRP! Let me show you all what a beast like me sounds like…

BWWWWWWOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUPPP!

Hahahahaha! This entire gym reeks now! Oh look here, we have a big, strong man coming up to start a fight. I’m the king of this gym, okay bro. Wait, not looking for a fight. Complimenting me? Hell yeah! This big guy gets it. New gym buddy right over here. What’s this? A protein shake. Thanks bro, I actually feel like I need another one.

This is UURRP unbelievable, how BUURRP can a protein OOUURRP taste so damn UURRP good? What has BOOOUUUURRRP he put in this UUURRRP thing? No seriously what is in it? Nevermind. Just a bro helping another bro out by giving him some fuel.

Time to leave. Not sure if this gym can handle me for much longer. This employee at the reception looks pissed, haha. Well I’m gonna tell him what’s on my mind.

BUUUURRRRP-OOOOUUUURRRRAAAAAP-BWWWWWOOOOOUUUUURRRRRP!

Don’t think I’ll need to pay to get in anymore.

[braxlrose]

smut hdc of nsfw bill, on his birthday, we want to make him feel sooooo good in every way possible. ride, suck him off, whatever he wants, we do. (also, almost got caught by tom and he probably heard but yk tom, he'd laugh or make fun of us later on.)

love ya!! 😘😘😘

OH MY GOD ANON THANK YOU IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE WUNDERBAR AAAAHHH OMG

cw: somnophilia (consented before hand though), oral (m receiving), riding, etc.

So pooks, September 1st rolls around and it's 6 AM

So you gotta get your dumbass ready for bill 😍

Which is why you go take off all your clothes and put on the nicest lingerie you have and freshen up in the bathroom

6:29 AM

Dick sucking time campers

Bill is still sleeping like a little baby in your guy's shared hotel room when you sneak under the covers and pull down his boxers

You first start pumping him to get him hard as he tosses in his sleep

After a minute of pumping you wrap that pretty mouth of your around his tip and begin to bob your head

I can already hear bill moaning in his fucking sleep.

Once you get the courage to deep throat him, he finally wakes up and is super confused when he feels wet lips sucking and slurping on his dick.

Bro doesn't even realize what's happening until he looks under the covers and your just under there 💀

Bucks his hips into your mouth 100%

He loves it when you suck him off so waking up like this is definitely something he enjoys, especially since he's not a morning person

When you're riding him, he's so loud and whiny

It's his birthday 🥺 so he does not give two shits if anybody hears you guys

If he's laying down the whole time, then he's got his hands on your waist and hips to keep you steady, but if he's sitting up while you're riding him, he's got his arms totally wrapped around you and sucking on your nipple, leaving hickies everywhere

ON THAT TOPIC

he loves it and wants you to give him tons of hickies

An extra little present for his birthday to show off what you gave him 😉

He also will absolutely LOVE IT if you leave scratch marks on his back

He loves how it looks in the mirror, and likes the stinging feeling (idk if it's just me but I kinda feel like sub!bill has a bit of a pain kink yk?)

After yall were done you were just laying in bed, you on top of his smothering his face with kisses, still completely naked when tom walked in

You didn't scream or anything, but you jumped and hid until the blanket 💀

Both bill and tom were laughing their asses off

yk cuz they're fucking assholes

A/N: you guys, I've been watching so many tokio hotel interviews and I keep seeing comments saying "I miss the old bill" LIKE WHAT FOR ONE, HES STILL GOT THE SAME PERSONALITY SO EFF OFF, AND FOR TWO, HE LOOKS SUPER SEXY RIGHT NOW SO IDK WHAT YALL ARE ON

also I hate the grimace shake trend. grimace just wanted to celebrate his birthday and yall ruined it ☹️

taglist: @hearts4kaulitz @burntb4bydoll @spelaelamela @bored0writer @dead-tapes

[otomiyaa]

Day 29: Zombie

Miya Twins & Hinata

[Miya & Mia’s Tickletober 2023] - I don't think me picking the Miya twins to write in Miya & Mia's Tickletober 2023 was something I did on purpose. Or was it? I don't remember.

Word Count: 900

“AAAAAAHhh! AHAAHAHHA AAAAHHH!” 

Hinata cringed a little and tried to divide his attention between the TV screen and the live happenings right beside him. The zombie movie was long forgotten by his two companions who were providing fitting background noise to go with the gore and panic that happened on screen:

Miya Osamu was tickling his brother Miya Atsumu, and it was a brutal slaughter. All because… because… Hinata giggled. He didn’t even recall how or why it started, but one thing was certain, he now learned that Osamu could be pretty intense. 

Atsumu was usually the most tickly type, poking and tickling anyone any chance he may get. Hinata had often seen him try and provoke Osamu in public, but the latter would remain calm and serious, refusing to take the bait.

Now enjoying his first movie night with the two of them, a zombie movie night to celebrate Halloween which was right around the corner, Hinata got to see what Miya Osamu was like when he wasn’t provoked in public. 

And well yes. Quite the tickle monster he appeared to be. Having been a regular victim of Miya Atsumu’s tickle attacks, Hinata couldn’t help but enjoy see him screech and wail as Osamu planted his fingers between his ribs and did a magical wiggle that somehow got Atsumu to already scream bloody murder.

“AHAHAHAHH! OSAHhah-Nohooho!” Hinata stared at him in surprise. So hysterical! He eventually decided to pause the movie, not wanting to miss it any further, and he waited for the two to be finished. Osamu finally sighed and sat back. 

“Don’t worry about him. I tickled him to death. Should leave you alone now,” he said. Oh right! That was how it started. Hinata, sitting in the middle right between the two twin brothers, had been the first one to get tickled just briefly by Atsumu. It was Atsumu’s childish way of distracting him during the movie for no reason at all. Hinata had giggled and squirmed, and warned him to stop it. Osamu also wanted to see the movie, so he warned his brother as well. Atsumu didn’t really listen, and well, this was how it ended. 

Hinata snickered at Atsumu’s dead and breathless state. “You sure did!” he complimented Osamu. Osamu nodded and pointed at the screen.

“Let’s continue watching,” he said. But before they could do such a thing, Hinata suddenly yelled when he felt someone grab his ankle.

“Hu-WHAH!” Hinata cried when Atsumu had him in his grip all of a sudden. Atsumu was still a little breathless, but he let out an evil laugh and managed to pull Hinata backwards until he was captured in his arms. He then began to claw at Hinata’s tummy with both hands.

“Tickled me to death, huh? Well, guess that would make me a zombie too. Wouldn’t that be the better movie, hmm?” he asked, digging viciously into Hinata’s ticklish torso and making him scream.

“WHAHAH OSAHahhamu heheheeeelp!” Hinata had an inkling: Atsumu wasn’t such a hero when it came to the zombie movie. He may have either put up a brave face from the start, or he genuinely didn’t expect it to be as disturbing as it was. Osamu liked the movie, he wanted to see it and was seriously invested. Hinata was the one who picked the movie, of course he was interested. It was a little more bloody and gory than anticipated, but he enjoyed it especially with the Miya twins by his side.

“Aahhahatsuwhaha! Nohoho!” Hinata cackled, flailing and struggling against Miya Atsumu’s iron grip. This guy was like a zombie indeed. After getting tickled brutally to death just now, how did he have this much strength left? 

“PFahahhah! Plehehease nonono not thehehere!” It didn't matter how hysterical Hinata got, Osamu didn't seem to mind it. 

The guy calmly refilled his drink and checked his phone. “Are you done?” he asked his brother when Hinata's laughter turned to giggles. He lazily reached out for Hinata’s arm and tried to free him by pulling him to his side, but this only gave Atsumu free range to tickle Hinata’s underarms, which he gladly made use of.

“HEHEHEH! Nohoho! Guhuhuys!” Hinata felt a little embarrassed. Earlier he had been chuckling at Atsumu’s predicament, but right now he wasn’t doing a much better job.

“Shouyou-kun. Help me get that evil brother of mine, and I assure you, I won’t tickle you anymore…. today .” The way he highlighted ‘today’ which surely meant he would tickle him again tomorrow made Hinata squeak already.

“Buhuhut! Ahahaha!” he laughed. Join hands with Atsumu and wreck Osamu? No way. Osamu would absolutely grill his ass. But Atsumu was now working on him first, his fingers knowing perfectly well how to wiggle all over his ticklish sides, armpits and ribs, and Hinata was dying already. The metaphor of Zombie Atsumu tickling him to death and making him into Zombie Hinata… he couldn’t help but love it though.

“Ahahalright! Alrihihight! I’ll hehehelp!” Osamu looked at the both of them, sighed and got up, casually walking away.

“Hey not so fast!” Atsumu quickly released Hinata and jumped after his brother who went from walking to running, but he didn’t get far. Atsumu tackled him down and started to tickle him.

“Shouyou-kun, come quick!” 

Hinata’s zombie genes weren’t as strong as Atsumu’s, but on shaking legs he followed after him, with only one purpose: help him with his revenge on Osamu. And then, hopefully, finish the zombie movie without any further disturbances!

[vilegelics]

— boyfriend headcanons! matt sturniolo

→ pairing: matt sturniolo x reader

→ warnings: sfw & nsfw (mdni!!)

→ notes: first post so hi hi! apologies if it’s all over the place, i tried to make it cohesive :)

sfw… ₊˚﹕✧﹒

- i know everyone says this but he would genuinely be the best boyfriend ever like??

- epitome of soft black lab bf and i will take no slander!!

- he’s well versed on the importance of communication, so he’s ALWAYS telling you every little detail of his day / what he’s thinking (once he’s opened up to you)

- cuddles!! all the time!!

- he’s huge on physical touch, not so much pda but whenever you guys aren’t in a public space… he’s ALWAYS touching you

-hand on the small of your back, running his fingers through your hair, laying his head on your lap are just a few favorites of his

- bro gives multitudes of cheek & forehead kisses

-(mostly because he likes the way you blush afterwards)

- also he loves to see you in his clothes.

- first time he realized it was when you guys were on a picnic date and it suddenly started pouring

- both of you ran back to his car but by that time your shirt & pants were soaked. he gave you a pair of sweats & a sweater he had sitting in the trunk of his car

- and when he saw you with them on… dude just about fell out of his seat because he didnt think you could get any more beautiful

- so from then on, he will insist on you stealing and wearing his clothes. literally nothing makes him feel more head over heels for you!!

- i feel like he’d be the type to have a private but not secret relationship; he’d soft launch and post pictures of you guys doing stuff every once in a while but wouldn’t show your face (if you aren’t comfortable with it)

nsfw…₊˚﹕✧﹒

- idc what you say, this man is HORNYYY 24/7

- literally any little thing you do will turn him on

- seeing you fresh out of the shower? bricked up. watching you with kids? on his knees. bending over to pick something up? he’s behind you.

- also i just know he’s vocal.

- certified whimperer & munch ‼️

- matt is 100% a boob man. i don’t make the rules. he is grabbing and marking them up whenever he has the chance

- like i can just imagine him railing you from behind and grabbing your tits as he pulls you up to his chest AAAAHHH 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

- i personally couldn’t see him being too into degradation or rough sex, but if he’s had a bad day or is super frustrated then he’ll take it out on you just slightly

- most of the time though he’s so cute ohmygod <33

- “fuck baby, you take me so well”

- “holy shit- you make me feel so good”

- king of aftercare too 🙏

- you will never catch this man rolling over and going to sleep after sex. after you’ve both ridden out your highs, he’s up immediately and grabbing a warm washcloth to clean you up, getting water and maybe a snack or two

- and if it was an especially rough session, he’ll kiss every inch of your body whilst giving praise on how you did so well

[happilyfeatherafter]

Happilyfeatherafter’s ficrec Fridays

Good friday y'all. Welcome back to a new fortnight of fics that I’ve read and loved recently. I took my first holiday of the year and IMMEDIATELY caught a cold that knocked me out for the week but at least it meant I got reading done. Save me, destiel, save me.

If you want to find more you can see my previous rec lists here!

29 March 2024

virga(e) by @shineforthee (art by @neversleepuntilfive) has gone straight to the top of the favourite fics ever pile, oh my god you guys, please read it immediately and admire the art that inspired it as part of @deancasreversebang. This fic is a thing of beauty from start to finish. In one version of the story of Dean and Cas, we find Castiel perpetually waiting in the desert, when a 26 year old Dean stumbles upon him drawn to the location mid-hunt. They must learn to trust each other, to figure out what's causing the push and pull that bonds them. The poetry of this fic, run through with this yearning devastating emotion on their journey together, coupled with the incredibly evocatively descriptions and research into the setting, come together to make the most gorgeous picture, the desert a place that seems desolate but is teeming with life. Much like the slowburn romance that flourishes between them. It also links back to post-canon in a way that is seeded so carefully and cleverly, and made my heart explode. It's funny, romantic, devastating, emotional, moving....I can't do justice to this fic with such a short snapshot, please read it for yourselves and come yell at me about it. It's so beautiful. shineforthee also has a great 9x06 fanfic gap one shot and an ongoing wip now too and I can't wait to read that! (Somehow need any more convincing? Check out @bloodydeanwinchester's Virga(e) liveblog).

It's all very complex by artichokeflower okay that was all very serious, so let's turn to a short and sweet smut fic that had me giggling gleefully throughout. 'After walking in on Dean's private time, Cas decides to do a little research and experimentation of his own and gets magically trapped in a book about sexual fantasies. And if that means Dean has to go in after him, well what are buddies for, right?' The thing that is just GOLDEN about this fic aside from the hot smut is the dry sense of humour, borderline French Mistake parody level porn and dialogue between Dean and especially Cas which just gets them so well...the cowboy scenes in particular. Glorious: “I’m sorry, Dean. That’s the end of the erotic violence. Are you hurt?” “Is there going to be any sex in your sexy fantasies?” Dean wheezed. “Not that the whole shoot out wasn’t fun. I just wasn’t expecting as much plot is all.” He coughed. That had probably sounded too eager.

Just Being and Just Having by Englandwouldfall I have recced before but is now complete!! This the post-canon fic series delves so incredibly beautifully into Dean and Cas’ history of miscommunication and gives them the chance to truly talk things out, finding themselves falling more deeply in love as they do so and understand their own mistakes but also what makes them work so well together when they’re no longer under Chuck’s thumb. Each chapter feels like therapy and a brain and heart massage! It sticks the landing so well and I just love these boys so much.

Something Happening Somewhen by allthismusic (@folkbloodbaths, art by @eggchef) aaaahhh time travel young Dean brought to the future to meet older Dean and Cas fic trope my beloved. A @deancaspinefest fic, Allthismusic is a fan of the trope too and this fic is a gorgeous tribute to it and the fics that came before. Cas saves 24yo Dean from an accident and brings him to the future when he witnesses what his life will be. Will Cas have to remove his memories to stop a paradox? Sweet and heartfelt, a joy to read.

Books, Pies, and Roommates by @seidenapfel (art by @kitshay) is a @deancaspinefest two-person love hexagon, with some excellently farcical misdirection. Cas moves in to the spare room of Dean's house, but he doesn't meet him, he meets Sam, as Dean is busy working. Cas is professor but helps his cousin out as a barista and his favourite customer is Deano. Dean's intrigued by the barista but he's not his online penpal and best friend Angel. Lines blur, connections are made, and hearts are gonna get broken...or are they?

Tag list under the cut, let me know if you'd like to be added! Please reblog <3

@dean-you-assbutt-cas-loves-you

[bam-bi-buck]

9-1-1 Lonestar SPOILERS

Aw Jonah and TK 🥺

Mama “I bet that car costs the same house in some places”

Owen and Enzo are this close to acting like school yard boys 🙄

Poor Judd trying to do business stuff and Owen going off

Owen offering to break bread and TK does not believe him but he’s still hopeful and then Owen turns to Judd and was like I’ll show TK and rub it in Enzo face

Weren’t you just it saying that TK and Gwyn fell for it when Enzo was manipulative???

Wyatt using his story to save her life 😭😭😭

Nancy with Tommy at the appointment 😭

Dang girl

My mama “dang she don’t mess around”

I like that Izzy seems comfortable with Nancy which implies that maybe Nancy (and hopefully TK) hang out with Tommy & the girls

Tommy that’s too much pressure

On yourself and Nancy

Mom got a kick out of Enzo knowing Owen’s rent

TK and Jonah having a contest 🥹

I love TK, he’s such a sweetheart, especially with kids

My Mama never watches the sneak peeks and as soon as they started talking about the arm wrestling contest and then TK was like let’s just let it go my mama goes I dont think they’re gonna let it go lol

Bleh 🤢

That’s a nasty break

$350, 000 car

My mama “DAMN we could buy condo for that”

Carlos really still wants to be on Owen’s good side lol

TK snapping at Owen 😭

To be fair though, Owen needed to hear that

Nancy trying to help get Tommy rest days 😭

And Tommy not wanting Nancy and TK to get stuck with an awful temp-boss 😭

Tommy snapping at Nancy 💔

Aaaahhh 😭😭😭

“Nancy WALK”

Mama “She is STUBBORN”

Did TK just appear? Did he run ahead of the others?

Aww for that guy and his future stepdaughter

Oooh god, I really thought we were gonna have another burst gut (911 last week)

And mom was like dang why is that getting popular because apparently it also happened on Chicago Med or Fire recently

I wonder the whys on that

TK’s party is really cute

I love Carlos calling TK out and bringing him on stage with his baseball song

Omgod TK bringing Enzo and Owen together

Them singing together 🥺

Oh gosh darn it

At the PARTY?

Booooo 😭

Also Owen reassuring TK that even if Enzo is bad for the things he’s done to others he’s still good for raising TK right and I think that’s really important for him to hear

Oooh, Carlos really wants to get him that car doesn’t he, lol

Owen and Carlos are so gonna come together to buy a RED mclaren next year lol

Also how many parties/get togethers has that been that’s been runined/tragic for them all now?

Tommy stop, please

You’re gonna hurt yourself

And that’s exactly what happened

Tommy!!!

Oh poor Izzy and Evie

They’re doing so well and Wyatt is coaching them so well 🥺

I’m not sure they know they’re talking to Wyatt so being told “my dads gonna meet you at the hospital” is probably really out of the blue lol

Tommy telling Judd to call Nancy 🥺

I’m sorry, this is so silly but why did she give Judd her purse? Is she not allowed to have it?

The girls being asleep on the hospital waiting chairs and Judd watching them

The Ryders and Vegas are an extended family unit fr

Tommy 😭

Nancy trying to reassure Tommy 😭

“You’re wise and patient, which is more than I can say for myself right now”

My mama “that’s for sure”

I love Tommy wanting Nancy being interim paramedic captain

Promo:

I know people have been calling it for a while but I really wasn’t expecting them to go down the adopting Jonah route

The ceiling is bleeding?

Soup man got shot?

[strikersexhaver]

he got them eyes that kill AAAAHHH

Staring contests with the reader when theyre bored? Or like they do it often?

(i beg for the tension that'd def be present)

Imagine just staring at his eyes and just..omg, ty!!

(A/N) i would kill to stare at this man i stg, i would I would like- you see his pretty eyes? my god 😩

Not the longest, probably the shortest because I wasn’t fully sure how to write it-

Striker’s Eyes 🐍

Manners make it hard not to stare… Especially if he’s the most notable one to you in the room. It was hard not to, so whenever he looked at you- you turned away.

He assumed it’s because you judged him or something, or liked him. Either or, his pride got off of it.

He knows you find him attractive and loves it when you express it, it makes his pride goes sky-high and he winks at you with a tip of his hate whenever he notices you do.

He’s always known you’ve been staring at his eyes- his hypnotic green/yellow eyes that you love so much.

Whenever he makes you look at him- via raising your chin up to him- those hypnotic eyes do their charm and work so well!

Staring contests however, personally come off to him same as old-fashioned Western showdowns.

…He’s definitely practiced something like this, with how much of a cowboy lover he is.

The soundtrack of showdown playing in his head as you two stare down, made it even better for him when an actually showdown came for him.

Of course it’s not… Admittedly, the most fun thing in the world for him but it’s a little thing to pass the time.

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

i am finally home and i'm pretty knackered but aaaahhh what a weekend!! ✨✨ so much happened in such a short amount of time, i'm still processing i think (also some personal stuff, that i won't bore you with). but yeah, the shows were absolutely epic, they were such good crowds for london standards. very rowdy but overall the atmosphere was amazing, and tbh that's probably in part because miles just exudes such incredible energy himself, if you ask me

just a little snippet of don't forget who you are from yesterday (night two) to illustrate:

also, a few random things i'm remembering now (which i'll put under the cut because i apparently remembered more than i thought):

miles seemed really really into it both nights, and really centered somehow? he was clearly having a blast and had everyone eating out of the palm of his hand, he's just SUCH an incredible showman. that's nothing new of course, but I was once again struck by just how very special and awe inspiring and just incredibly fun it is to watch him do his thing on stage. no one does it like miles fucking kane, baby

also, there were so many men in the audience who were just really letting go during the show, hugging their mates and singing the lyrics at each other, even full on crying when miles played colour of the trap (not even kidding, actual tears streaming down their faces). i don't think i've ever seen that at another gig to that extent, really. miles and his music seem to have - for want of a better phrase - a sort of liberating effect on a lot of men that's really nice to witness

on night one miles slipped on a spilled drink on stage and took a little tumble, but he recovered like a king and honestly it just made him look even cooler somehow lol

his arms and shoulders......... are sooooooo...... 🔥🔥🔥 dear fucking lord. his shoulders are broader than ever and honestly it was very hard to concentrate on anything else 🫠

after the show, we were chatting to ben for a bit who was just the sweetest and again talked about how he was a fan first (of arctic monkeys and tlsp and miles) and then sort of organically came to be a part of the band, and has just been having the time of his life so far! we were still chatting to him when miles came out after night 1, and when everyone started whooping, ben started screaming 'aaaaaahhh miles!!!' really loudly as a joke, before starting an impromptu chorus of the don't forget who you are 'la la la' that everyone joined in on. it was pretty hilarious

liam was super sweet too, and when he learned that i was dutch he was like 'oh we're playing a show in holland next week!' so i was like 'i know, i'm going!' and then he offered to put me on the guestlist, which was very kind of him even though i already have tickets lmao. he and ben both were very excited for that show for some reason, which made me even more excited as well!!

after night two ben and liam shared a massive hug outside and they both seemed really emotional, which was very sweet to see 🥺

nathan is the loveliest man alive. he said this tour was definitely the best one yet because the energy's just been amazing! he also asked us what are favourite album and song of the night was (his own fave was never taking me alive) and when I mentioned i just loved the bassline in coup de grace so much, he said it was as fun to play as it sounds, and that on the album it was actually miles who played it (that's probably common knowledge, but i didn't know!)

he also said that the band really is very close and they're all equals, and miles always says "we", and that he really is as kind and lovely as he seems 🥺 i mean, we knew that, but it was still really lovely to hear!

and of course, miles was once again just the most wonderful, gracious man ever with his fans, chatting to as many people as he could and taking pics with them and cooing at turtle paraphernalia, all while looking and smelling absolutely diviiiiine. he did seemed pretty knackered though, especially after night two, but that makes sense i think. and yet he still came out! truly a hero

as for my own chat with him, i for some reason went up to him like 'hiiiiiiiiiiiii' with my hands held out to him (idk man), and he just reciprocated my enthusiasm and took my hands and then held them and looked me in the eye while i rambled at him about how incredible i thought the show and he himself were, and he was just completely lovely, as always 🥺 such an angel

oh and finally, maxie is apparently staying with miles's mum while miles is on tour 🥺

i'm sure i'm forgetting things but this is already long enough 🙈 going to catch some zzz's now, i need them after this weekend

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OKAY SO I JUST FINISHED WATCHING LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF S3 FOR BSD SO UH SPOILERS FOR A LOT OF IT BUT ESPECIALLY THE ENDING CUZ HOOOLYYY SHIIITTTTT

I JUST

I CANT PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN INTO COHERANT SENTANCES SO LIVE LAUGH BULLETPOINTS ((o(^∇^)o))

OKAY SO AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI???

THEYRE GONNA WORK TOGETHER ARENT THEY I JUST KNOW DAMN WELL DAZAIS GONNA LIKE MAKE IT SO THEYRE COINCIDENTALLY PAIRED UP TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GUY

ALSO THE PROMISE ATSUSHI HAD AKUTAGAWA MAKE??? FYM AKUTAGAWA CANT KILL PEOPLE HES IN THE *PORT MAFIA.*

Just realizing I don't know how to do the whole colored text or different font thingy BUT ANYWAYS

STILL I LOVE ATSUSHI FOR THAT AND SINCE IT WAS MADE WITH A GOAL IN MIND, I REALLY HOPE I GET TO SEE AKUTAGAWA DEVELOPMENT

AAAAHHHH HES SO SILLY I LOVE AKUTAGAWA HES MY SON

SPEAKING OF SONS

IVAN??? HES SO ME LIKE HE IS SO ME????

ASAGIRI WAS SPYING ON ME WHEN MAKING IVAN FR

Funny thing when I first started getting into the fandom bit for bsd and I saw Fyodor being simped on I was like "eeehh I mean I guess hes cool but I dont really get it. Like sure hes an interesting character but..." AND THEN I SLOWLY STARTED BECOMING A FYODOR SIMP AND I JUST SKDHKSJD I HATE THAT MAN I HATE THAT MAN HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE

please I love him so much hes such a bitch I hate him I love him so much

"If Fyodor told me to cut my skin off I would" FUCKING SAME

ALSO AAAAAA THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE I WAS JUST STIMMING LIKE IM TELLING YOU IT WAS AJSHSKDJSJ

I HAVENT HYPERFIXATED ON A SERIES LIKE THIS SINCE THE PROMISED NEVERLAND (Specifically the manga. Miss you Yuugo)

AAAAAA ALSO THE FACT THAT CHUUYAS JUST STUCK IN POES STORY??

AND POE BEING LIKE "But if Ranpo were to die what would be my reason for living..." LIKE HELLO??? I LOVE MY OTHER SON (Poe)

AND AND AND FYODOR???? AHHHHHH HES SUCH A BITCH I LOVE HIM

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS REALLY COMMUNICATING QITH MUSIC??? ALSO THE SURPRISED AND SHOCKED LOOK AT THE END WHEN DAZAI FOUND HIM??

I KNOW WE SEE MORE OF HIM LATE BUT FUCK

ALSO FYODORS ABILITY?? From what I saw it seems that it's just kill by touch but if Dazais like "welp, idk" then I'm guessing it's a bit more complicated than that AND I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AAAA

Also Mori and Fukuzawa did the sskk punchy thingy they did in the end of S2!! I'm not sure if people ship them (I refuse to take in any content about Mori) but if people do then win for them :D

Also Im extremely excited to see Nikolai cuz hes me minus the Ukrainian terrorist bit BUT AAAA I HOPE I GET TO SEE HIM SOON

JUST SEARCHED IT UP ITS S4 EP 5 AND AAAAAA

I can't watch BSD until tommorow now cuz I wanna have a minute to process everything BUT AAAA I CANT WAIT TO WATCH S4

Fyodor made me feel so many ways I love him

AAAAAAA OKAY SO MY FAVORITE BOY (Akutagawa) IS ALSO SUPER SILLY THOUGHOUT THIS WHOLE THING LIKE

THE SCENE WHERE ITS LIKE "Are you sure youre the real Akutagawa?"

"Yeah."

"...And youre not gonna try and kill me?"

"Yeah."

"What did you have for breakfast?"

"Yeah."

LIKE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Live laugh love Dazai but FUCK MAN AKUTAGAWAS TRAUMATIZED

Like don't get me wrong I love Aku how he is and I'm gonna love him more when I learn more about his character, but god damn it hurts to watch him seem so reliant on Dazais praise and Dazais approval like akdjkajsdj Ive been there my boy :(

ALSO I FEEL SO BAD FOR KUNIKIDA LIKE HE HAD TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH THIS SEASON

I PROBABLY HAVE OTHER THINGS TO SAY BUT AHDKSJDKWBD I LOVE BSD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT ELSE I WANTED TO YAP ABOUT BUT AAAAHHH ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU ASAGIRI- ASAGIRI WHEN I CATCH YOU-

Twas talking about this scene earlier btw :3

AH ALSO WHEN FYODOR GOT SMASHED WITH A WINE BOTTLE??? HELLO??? I LOVE HIM BUT I STARTED LAUGJING AT THE SCENE

[toruro]

I'm the anon who sent the nipple peircing ask!! Could you do something with Joshua and reaction to partner having the peircing too?? Im a Shua bias lmao

((I will also add for anyone who sees this, if getting your nipples peirced has ever crossed your mind,,,,, fuckin do it. It's so worth it))

joshua + partner w/ a nipple piercing

sorry i didn’t put joshua in the original ver :c okay honestly i feel like joshua is a wild card when it comes to this. it’s not expected but…he is so into it. joshua is such a sweet, gentle, polite, well-mannered boyfriend, and you’d both take some time to get intimate in your relationship. you’d be a little nervous—you got your nipples pierced a while back and you’re aware that it doesn’t quite…”match with your personality” and you aren’t sure how joshua would react when he finds out.

your first time together, you’d be on his lap on his apartment making out lazily before he sneaks a hand up your shirt. pulling away from his lips as he pulls a shirt over your head. at this point, your stomach would be tumbling with the possible reactions when he pulls off your bra. you’d place your hands on his knees behind you, leaning back as he toys with your bra clasp before it’s falling off and exposing your tits.

let me tell you the way his eyes would literally turn into hearts in front of you—holy fuck, he’d be so enamored by you. joshua wouldn’t even say anything as he brings a finger up and flicks the metal bar that runs through your right nipple. you’d whimper at the sensation alone, and he’d literally look up and you and grin.

joshua would fucking love it.

“baby, you’ve had this this whole time?” he would murmur. “so pretty…can’t believe you hid this from me.” would run his tongue over your nipples, grasp at your tits, literally just obsess over then in general. he would love having you ride him so he can bury his head between your tits, basking in the feeling of the cool metal bars hitting against his cheeks.

even when you aren’t fucking, i feel like joshua would love just staring at the piercings. especially in the shower, he would make sure to pour over extra soap in you and just see the bubbles crowding around your nipples and he’d feel his resolve crumbling and aaaahhh. in general, i feel that joshua would love your nipple piercings waaaay more than you would expect.

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 153 spoilers n thoughts below yadda yadda

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THE RENDERING BEING BLOWN AWAY IS SO GOOD ABDBDHSHAHAHAHAHA

i LOOOVE visual gags like this WAHAHAHAA like i thought itd be the usual "jesus fuck hes tonedeaf", still silly haha but like we saw already BUT THIS RESOLD IT FOR ME HAHAHAAA LMAO

i had to double take too i had to scroll back up (while giggling like mad) and really Look at it and confirm "WAIT HOLY SHIT LMAO ITS NOT RENDERED"

extremely obsessed w verkis' expressions this chapter in general HEHEHEHE

LIKE HE LOOKS SO DAMN HAPPY IN THIS PANEL HERE ITS A LIL FREAKY ALMOST WAHAHA

gigglin a lot at the two of them just. spinning and sinking down LOL verkis just couldnt bother w a better portal style, thats so real of him tbh like if it works dont fix it

ALSO SUHO'S BODY IS STILL THERE EXISTINF yknow i thought itd be like a case where he like, died or smth but ig not!!! yippee for still being alive but also,,,, what state is he in,,,,,,

like. time HAS to have passed on earth, theres no way it was paused; when cheong shim (i hope that was her name its been a while) got transported and later verkis checked on her dad, its clear that time had passed since she "died"

so suho has to be in like, a coma or smth like that right? cause hes not dead, but then whos taking care of him??? his whole family has passed and bro only had that one friend and who knows where or what that friend is up to,,,

is this like a magical coma?!?!? where hes just. still in the boardroom suspended in. uuh soullessness??? im so curious,,,, need the next ep now

or well, wait he might not be in the boardroom i feel like someone would HAVE to find him n like. idk bring him to a hospital, bc he has to pay rent for that n like the moment rent stops rolling in of course a landlord would notice 😭 aaghh so many questions im genuinely so excited for this arc

AND JAVIER

JAVIER RESOLVING TO BRING HIM BACK OOOHHH OOOOOHHHHH shaking him shaking him shaking him

idk hwo to explain how this makes me feel but ooghh my silly boy,,,, ASK HIM IF HE PLANS ON STAYING,,,,,,, u goofball,,,,,,,,,

god javiers come to love lloyd sm that he'd fight him to keep him by his side EXPLODES EXPLODES EXPLODES PUNCHJNG THE WALL

"i will use my powe- wait wtf MY MANA"

ITS SO INTERESTING THAT HE DOESNT HAVE ACCESS TO HIS MANA HERE NOW

ik its like "duh its another world" but tbh i thought since he had a manaheart, the mana comes from that, or like he just. has mana in his body? idk if it makes sense but yeah, i didnt think of mana being an energy that comes from their world, i thought it came from them themselves if that makes sense

SO HIM BEING MANALESS IS SUUPER INTERESTING tho im sure javier could still like drag lloyd back hes a strong guy lol

i wonder then if lloyd feels it too?!?!? the lack of mana?? especially bc of his heart being yknow. all kinds of shit goin on w it

like can he still use his skills?? will the status windows still appear?? his mana in lorasia does seem to be unique after all, considering javiers interaction w it when fighting the bone dragon; maybe he still has mana?!?!?!

SEOULLLL HERE IT IS!!! wow its polluted damn omg quite the poor first impression for javier 😭 "its like hell,,," nah bud ur just in the city youll b ok 😭

AND THE LAST PANEL OH MY GOD

LLOYD AAAAHHH AAAAAAA IS HE OKAY

HE LOOKS SO,,, NERVOUS? SCARED?? HOLY SHIT AAH GOD HIS EXPRESSION

we dont see him being terrified a lot but when we do its like OUCHH YEEEOUCH god i hope he will b alright U HAVE JAVIER W U ITS OK

im wondering what it is specifically that hes worried abt,,,, being in the same world as himself? seeing the place where he lost his past family all over again? a combination of those maybe?? or maybe its an old anxiety of being out in seoul and not in his boardroom/in class/working, not entirely sure,,, or maybe im overthinking it and its the whole earth being manaless thing fucking w his body like i mentioned earlier lol

either way oooohh i hope he'll b ok,,,,

VERY excited for next week PLS I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS,,,,!!!! see yall then o7

[phaerlax]

Dantaru wrestling drabble 🐺❌☀️

Written as a late #DrabblesForDante contribution, and also for the Wrestle prompt of Dantaru Month!

"Ghh– Grrar–! Damned– red hair– gghr! How– can you– ggh! H-hoow—"

"Hmph, how can I not be harmed by your clumsy, feral efforts?" Dante had the breath to spare for condescension, unlike Karu. 

The yokai had quickly revealed his unsportsmanlike nature as they sparred, bringing out claws to break Dante's powerful chokehold. But they did little more than irritate his skin; the sacred markings on the Sun Lord's arm glowed as Karu's furious assault was resisted.

"Naturally, 'tis a matter of essence. The greatest warriors fight with more than just raw strength… Not that you've much of that either. Yet the control over your essence is even more lacking. Proper focus and discipline makes my flesh as stone; without mastering your own essence, your pitiful scratching won't ever pierghh—!"

A frustrated backward thrust of Karu's head hit Dante in the nose. It didn't hurt him, but rattled him enough that his magic faltered—and Karu's 'pitiful scratching' now left shallow lines of ardent pain upon the Sun Lord's arm. Likely unintentional to some extent, but Dante wouldn't let it slide. "Thuggish little whelp!"

"Ughh, huuman…!"

The headbutt had disoriented Karu more than Dante, who capitalized on that opening. He soon had Karu pushed face-first against the floor; crouching over the wolf boy, he held Karu's arms behind his back and pinned him down with a knee.

"Tsk… Now, submit."

Though frozen for a scandalized second, the wolf redoubled his thrashing. "F-fuck off! As if! I'll never– to a mere human– grarrr! Get ooff– ghh!"

Karu's legs still had freedom of movement, but were ill-positioned. He repeatedly kicked at Dante from behind with his heels, but it was more like a child's temper tantrum than a serious attack—especially with the yelling and cursing. Wasting strength, wasting breath…

And essence too, Dante could tell. Karu tried to spitefully enhance his kicks with crude magic, but emotions running wild meant that his undisciplined essence just scattered ineffectively. 

(A big fluffy tail also whipped at Dante, as if that would do anything.)

"Embarrassing. A warrior ought to know when he's outclassed, and take the opportunity to learn." Dante chuckled. "Let me show you another kind of battle-magic, that you may more viscerally understand the gulf between us. You say you'll conquer humanity, hm? This technique's called– Conquering Presence!"

Servants and animals startled throughout the palace, feeling a distant flare of their Lord's fearsome essence. At ground zero, Karu reacted much harder—especially as Dante was inspired to yank the wolf's tail for further dominance. 

Karu’s indignant yowls took on a tortured, quavering quality then; he trembled with sudden fear and–

A-and…?!

"Kyyyaaaah-aaaahhh—! M-my– tail– n-naahh!" 

Humiliating spasms wracked Karu's flushed body, though he desperately tried to resist. But his tail was held. His ears flat. His back arched. His scent sweet. 

His shorts drenched. Resolve broken.

"I… s-submit…" 

Small-voiced, the tearful, shamed, conquered wolf boy raised his quivering little butt higher—quietly offering the flustered victor a most delectable prize.

JOIN DANTARU MONTH or else

[tikiki05]

as a gwen fan, i'm so tired of other fans of her try to erase the fact that she has done bad stuff. the whole point of her arc is that she can't ran away from her mistakes anymore and she has to face them!! sure, some of her haters are misogynistic, but putting that label on everyone who dares to point out her mistakes is weird (especially with how quick gwen/gwiles fans were to hate on margo/flowerbyte)

Good morning! And AAAAHHH THANK YOU IM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH /silly /platonic

Seriously! Thank you! I don’t understand how these people can say they love a character but then refuse to acknowledge the reality of their actions and their effect on the other characters!

Like I love Miguel a lot, he’s probably my favorite character in Across the Spider-Verse. But not for one MOMENT do I excuse any of his actions, NOR do I deny how much he has affected and very likely traumatized the Spiders (especially the teen ones) that work for/with him! That’s a big reason why I love him though! He’s so fascinating! How close to rock bottom will he have to fall to realize he’s gone too far? How will he react once he does realize, how will he try to fix things?

Why does it seem that so few of the biggest Gwen Stacy fans aren’t interested into diving into character examining questions like this for her? Especially when there’s so many avenues that can be taken!!

Definitely misogyny should always be taken seriously, but when those people totally overuse the word as an accusation against people they disagree with, I just feel that doesn’t get us anywhere productive. True equality for women/feminism/whatever isn’t never critiquing women and female characters at all!

And let’s please never stop talking about the hate and racism Gwen Stacy stans/Gwiles shippers perpetuated towards Margo Kess, her fans, and Flowerbyte shippers. Like actually, I plan to never shut up about that so none of us forget, the idea of all that is just so horrid and upsetting.

Thank you so so so much for this ask! I had a lovely time answering it, and I hope you have an awesome day💪

[silkjade]

Jadetham museum au!! Oh my goodness—was about to come into your inbox asking more about you two lovely souls and then you gave us a very romantic and dreamy holiday moodboard 🤍✨

I must know if amidst the rekindling of your relationship, do you and Alhaitham secretly get each other a Christmas present? I feel like he’d gift you something thoughtful without expecting anything in return. He’d pass it off as a gesture of your budding friendship but it feels there’s another meaning behind it. Perhaps something in the nature of when you both once shared a gentle love for one another.

aaaahhh thank you hazel ^^ but OMG ! your ask has me developing new lore because i really did not think of us gifting each other anything until now ! it is very unfortunate that there are no gift guides for: coworkers who are in denial about being friends, but have hooked up once or a few times </3

perhaps i JUST HAPPEN to come across a rare 1st edition copy of a book written by one of his favorite authors…. but of course i don’t tell him i was locked in an online bidding war, and then proceeded to have a meltdown over WHY i’m doing all this for him ?!!?!!!! (and he doesn’t tell me how he was locked in the same bid for that book…although he does get a kick out of teasing me for something that was supposedly not a big deal.)

he gets me a necklace — it’s very beautiful and EXPENSIVE, because it was originally meant to be an anniversary gift back when we used to date. i’m surprised that he kept it all this time and tell him that it doesn’t feel right to accept because….. because… !!!!!! you shouldn’t be gifting something with such sentimental value, to someone who is no longer worth the sentiment ᴖ̈ especially after we just got over that hill (explained here) but he insists and proceeds to put it around my neck because ‘it was always meant for you anyway’ and if i’m still not convinced, then he throws in a little ‘if it makes you feel better, it’s too late to return.’

[loveon-venus]

Bill Kaulitz x Mexicana reader

THIS ONE FOR MY MEXICAN POOKIES AND FOR MEEEEE

When you guys first started dating you really wanted to take him to one of your family’s carne asadas

He was extremely nervous because you’ve told him what your mom use to do to you and your siblings, and because of how much family you have

When you guys got there he said hi to all your family members and once he went to say hi to your mom he was sweating bullets

Your mom looked at him and said “Te miras flaco comé algo mijo!” then she gave him a big ass plate of food

Now that you guys are older and have been together for a while you always get calls from your mom asking when you two will get married

(Now let’s get on to the main reason why I wrote this!)

You’ve always loved dancing

Cumbia, zapateado, bachata, merengue, corridos, norteñas, huapangos, etc

Bill felt bad for not knowing how to dance (and a little jealous because whenever you two went to bailes guys would always ask you to dance, ESPECIALLY for huapangos)

So he started practicing whenever he could but that also meant you were forced to dance too

You didn’t mind it though, you thought it was sweet he was trying to learn just for you

When he got better at dancing he was so happy and asked 20 times a day when there would be another baile

When there finally was another one he immediately dragged you to the dance floor

You guys danced for the entire night <3

AAAAHHH GIMME A MAN LIKE BILL THAT WILL DANCE WITH ME! Anyway I’ll probably writing a shit load more of this.

[willowser]

Willow! I really, really, love step-dad touya, but I must admit I am especially fond of single dad touya x teacher reader. it’s probably my favorite scenario ever, so soft and sweet— I think about it so much haha. I guess this question might apply to both scenarios though, and maybe you’ve spoken on it before and I’ve missed it! but I was wondering what you picture touya doing for a living in each of these au’s. i remember one about him being a tattoo artist in a divorce au, would you see him doing the same as a single dad? or maybe something else? I’m not really sure where I’d place him, I think the tattoo/piercer still fits, but I could also maybe see something blue collar? an auto mechanic or something of the sort perhaps.

i also love single dad touya x teacher reader 🥺🥺 it is such a sweet, soft pairing, i so agree with you !!🥺✨️ honestly, there are a few jobs that i just see him doing interchangeably, throughout them all !! especially bc in just about every touya modern au, i picture him as an ex-criminal 💀💀 occasionally fighting addictions of some kind 💀💀 and i think i am drawn to that, as sad as it is, bc i love to see my boy winning, know what i mean ?? like yes he falls off the wagon every now and again but !! he's trying !! and he's doing much better than he was before !!! and he did some things he maybe shouldn't have done, but he's done his time !! and he's just — living a new life, you know ?? 🥺 and i love that for him 🥺 BUT ANYWAY

bc i imagine him with a criminal record, i don't imagine him having an office job or anything akfjskdja maybe he tried for a little while, bc he wanted the stability, but — can you imagine having this man as your customer service representative ?? 💀💀 so i typically picture him working as a bartender or, yes, a tattoo artist !!! i have never considered blue-collar worker tho ?? and omg ???? I LOVE THAT !!!!! auto mechanic sounds so 🥺🥺🥺 him in one of those little blue jumpsuits 🥺 hands a little greasy 🥺🥺🥺

i definitely see him doing those things as a single dad ! i like to think that, whatever he does, he makes decent money !! majority of it goes to his kid(s) !! bc it's just him in a two-bedroom apartment, so he doesn't want for much, and if his baby wants to be in gymnastics or ballet or baseball — HE'S GONNA FIGURE IT OUT !!! 😤 gonna give them the childhood he didn't have !! 😤

aww aww imagine having to take your car in for an oil change or something and you roll down the window and there he is 🥺 all cute and a bit sweaty, hands dirty 🥺 giving you the little smirk aitnriejakqk like, "i know you, miss pretty teacher 😏" AAAAHHH I LOVE HIM !!!