#ENDING IT

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

RIO TELLING NICKY TO GIVE HIS MOTHER A KISS BEFORE HE GOES NOOOO

[aliothbuzzsawshark]

ONE YEAR OF YUO GOHA BEING THE BLORBO OF ALL TIME

[howifeltabouthim]

That's always it, isn't it. Will he call me again? Just tell me I'll hear from him again, even if it's only so he can say, This is over.

Lisa Taddeo, from Animal

[mysteriousmasshysteria]

Halloween fucking sucked. I couldn't wear a costume, I was forced to go out WITHOUT a costume just so I could walk the dog (not sure why he was even brought cause he gets anxious around people) and I couldn't even see my tia like my mom said

[chamomiletealeaf]

I wish I was skinny

[shrine2mylife]

My Dad just called Pretty Odd “Softcore Fall Out Boy”

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[chiisana-lion]

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

“My sister is gone.”

“Jinx!”

“Finally got the name right, sister.”

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[sayruq]

like to charge reblog to cast