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charles-eclair16 · 1 year ago

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Definitely not a blind date: Charles Leclerc

Pairing: charles Leclerc x fem!reader

Genre: fluff🌥️

About: When you go out with your best friend and it definitely doesn't turn into a blind date.

To say that your day was completely shit would be an understatement. From the moment you woke up it was clear that today just wasn't your day. You had tripped over the suitcase which was left open beside your bed, clothes all thrown around, hit your head because of it. The coffee cup had slipped from your hand spilling it all around your kitchen. The tires of your car were flat and you had reached your office 2 hours late which had caused the whole schedule to mess up. You had missed an important meeting, a casting and an interview for an upcoming project, which thankfully was rescheduled. The only thing which kept you sane was dinner planned with your friend, Kika. You had met through your agency when you were the manager taking care of the shoot she was a part of. You two had instantly hit it off and had been close friends since then. Although you both travelled to work you had managed to always keep in touch. The dinner plan was planned solely on the purpose of catching up and gossips.

"Hey kiks! Isn't it a bit early for our plan? You know what it's even better can we meet a little early? I had a shitty day and I just want to relax and forget about it!" You answered kika's phone opening the door to your flat.

"Hey babe! Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, are you okay?" You could hear her concern through the phone .

"yeah nothing I can't handle. Why did you call...I thought you were supposed to directly come over?" you asked as it was all planned before hand.

"yeah about that-uh Pierre came a day early and I wanted to ask if it was alright with you if he joined us? If not I can totally ditch him and we can have a girls night!" You laughed as you heard Pierre's offended voice in the background. Honestly you liked him, you had hung out with him many times and he made Kika happy, which was the most important thing...but today you wanted to go out with your best friend. But you hadn't met Pierre in so long that you missed his stupid face, having formed a friendship because of Kika.

" I'm not in the mood to third wheel you love birds kika!" You had laughed remembering the countless times they had dragged you out with them.

"And I'm not in the mood to babysit y/n!" You heard Pierre's voice through the phone. Yeah right!

"Remind me again who had locked himself in kika's balcony and had to call me for help?" You retorted laughing as you remembered Pierre's panicked call to you because kika was busy with her shooting.

"It was one fucking time! Anyways what am I hearing about you having a bad day? Karma finally catching up to you?" As if!

" Nothing your big head should be worried about!"

"Leave my head alone! Do you know what will fix your bad day into a good one?" You swear you could hear Pierre smirking and knew it wasn't anything good.

"What?"

"A good dic-"Pierre's voice was cut off by Kika's shout and then you heard Pierre's laughing in the background.

"Sorry about him y/n! Leave him and let's go out- just the two of us"

"What?! You know I'm right!" You blushed hearing him defend his weird logic.

"No! I don't want it Pierre!" You rejected his stupid idea as you went through your closet to find a dress.

"Anyways are you guys picking me up? We're going to the Elits right?" You mumbled holding a red dress against yourself as you checked it out. Looked good enough.

" I just had a wonderful idea! You said you didn't wanna third wheel right, y/n?"

"Uh-huh" you didn't know where he was going with this but you knew it wasn't good. Pierre and his ideas were always trouble!

"Why don't I invite my good friend to keep you company? Don't you think it's a good idea babe? You know he's been feeling down lately!" Pierre exclaimed turning the conversation towards kika.

What? His friend? Nope!

"Not happening Pierre! I'm not in the mood to go on a blind date" you stated.

"It doesn't have to be a blind date! We could just hang out together I promise, you'll like him!" You weren't sure about that, his friends could be anywhere from the most famous drivers to normal University students and you didn't know which was better.

"Who are you talking about?" It was Kika who asked the question on your mind.

"uh Charles" his name sounded familiar to you, having heard about him countless of times from Pierre, you knew he was also a formula 1 driver but for a different team then Pierre's.

"Oh! Oh my God! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!" You could hear Kika's excitement through the phone as she and Pierre rambled excitedly.

" Umm guys?? What are we thinking about? A little out of the loop here?"

"Y/N! Oh we should totally go out together! I swear you'll enjoy yourself! Please say yes!"

And so the plan was made for the four of you to go out. You didn't know how kika always managed to persuade you into things like this. You smoothed out your red dress and locked your flat after you received a text from kika saying they were here.

"Y/N! I missed you!" Kika hugged you as soon as you stepped into the parking lot, squeezing you tightly.

"You don't welcome me like this!" You heard Pierre's voice as he came out of the car.

"Cry about it gasly!" You laughed. He huffed joining your hug.

"Let's go! We don't wanna be late!" You three piled on Pierre's car. You did notice the absence of the fourth person who was supposed to be here but didn't question it.

"Charles is going to meet us directly there" Pierre had informed you smirking. You nodded at him and then went back to talking with Kika.

It was an hour later that you saw him talking on the phone as he entered the arcade. A smile appeared as soon as he saw Pierre waving his hand. You couldn't deny that he was the most gorgeous man you had ever seen. He beelined towards where you all were standing, quickly hugging Pierre and then Kika. You stood quietly behind them feeling a little shy.

"You're late! You were supposed to come an hour ago!" Pierre laughed clapping his shoulder. He laughed, his dimples popping against his cheeks. As he looked up your eyes connected and you stopped breathing, your heart racing against your chest as you smiled bashfully at him. The answering smile he gave you was one of the most beautiful thing you had ever seen.

"She was the one I was telling you about Charlie! I'll introduce you, Charles this is Y/N and Y/N this is Charles my best mate!" He offered you his hand to shake and you prayed that yours wasn't sweaty.

"Hey! I've heard a lot about you! Nice to finally meet you, now I could finally put a face to your name!" He smiled, his easy going nature had instantly put you at ease.

"All good I hope! Also don't believe whatever Pierre says about me chances are he's totally lying!" You had said side eyeing Pierre knowing he liked to joke about you.

"Trust me I know!" Charles winked at you as you walked along.

"Let's go guys! Should we team up against each other and whomever loses its their treat!" Pierre exclaimed pointing towards the different set up of games.

"Oh! You're definitely going down!" Charles said as they discussed which games to play.

"They're so competitive! Are you alright? All good?" Kika asked standing beside you. You nodded and laughed as the two boys argued with each other.

"Okay! It's me and Kika against Y/n and you! Let's see who wins!" What?!

"Okay let's do it!" Charles said as he came towards you. Kika squeezed your hand before going towards Pierre. Honestly you couldn't even be mad because it was ridiculous how competitive they get over silly games.

"I could count on you, right?" Charles asked as you went to the basketball set up on the far end.

"yup! Although I'm not that confident with balls" you had mumbled before looking at him wife eyed, turning red at your own words. Charles laughed at your expression.

"Nice to know... don't worry I'll make it work!" You blushed at his words as he chuckled. Charles had scored a decent 200 points in the basketball game against Pierre's 190.

"Come on! You can do it!" He encouraged you as you went to stand against Kika. It was after you had scored 90 points and the last ball remained. You don't know if it was your nervousness because of which you had exerted a lot more force than necessary causing the ball to smack against the board and fly back and directly hit Charles.

"oh my god! I'm so sorry! Are you okay? Are you hurt?" You had quickly jumped back and went to Charles who stood covering his face. It didn't help that Pierre was literally on his knees because he was laughing so much.

"Pierre stop laughing and do something! Oh my god what if I broke his nose!? What if he can't drive again?!" You rambled holding Charles face as he stood groaning. What if he sues you for physical harm?!

" You weren't joking when you said you weren't good with balls huh?" You turned red on his comment, a little less worried when you saw that he was laughing.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to I swear!" You apologized holding his cheeks to see if there was any significant damage.

" It's fine. I'm good" You looked at him and saw him watching you with a smile. You dropped your hands from his cheeks suddenly feeling embarrassed.

"It was the best ever! I wish I could have recorded that!" Pierre was still chuckling. Yup this totally counts as your one of the most embarrassing moments of your life. You were never gonna live it down. See bad day!

After that you had refused to play any games involving balls which caused Pierre to snort and Charles to look at you teasingly. Apart from the ball incident, all the other games were okay and you participated along with Charles, his competitive nature rubbing off on you. At the end of the games you and Charles won by 15 points and you couldn't keep the smile off your face.

"What's your excuse Gasly? Not good enough?" You smiled smugly at him knowing it was clearly Charles who was the reason you won.

"Maybe but I can definitely handle a few balls!" You had shut up quickly after that.

"Should we go eat now?" Kika asked as you all walked out of the Arcade.

"yeah I'm starving! Should we go to the usual? Ah but Charles you came with your car right? Why don't you both meet us there?" Pierre grinned.

"Sure, if that's okay with you?" Charles inquired smiling at you. And that is how you ended up in Charles car. The car ride was a little awkward at first, with you still cringing remembering the ball incident.

"Are you honestly okay? I didn't hurt you too much, did I?" You asked worried.

"Oh don't worry about it! But I know Pierre's not gonna let me forget it!" You groaned knowing Pierre will bring it up any chance he gets. He laughed at your reaction.

"Tell me about yourself?" He blurted after a while causing you to look at him.

"umm what do you want to know?"

"Anything" he insisted. And that is how your conversation started which didn't end till you reached the sea facing restaurant and till then you got to know Charles and vice versa.

The dinner went smoothly with light chatter and teasing here and there. Pierre didn't let you forget the ball incident casually ordering cheese balls for you so that "you could handle balls better"- his words.

At the end of the night you were glad that you decided to come out with them. Your bad day was forgotten in the back of your mind as you laughed at the stories shared by Charles and Pierre. You took pictures to remember the day and ended the night with a promise to hang out together next time when the boys came back for holidays.

The next morning you woke up to Charles following you on Instagram and a mention from Kika's story. And a message from kika asking how was the blind date to which you had answered- it definitely wasn't a blind date.

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theresattrpgforthat · 7 months ago

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me and my frend has tried to hack KoB to make a dating sim ttrpg (becouse flirtig with our frends is why we do this) but its hard and I dont know if I will be abel to finish it.

I cant find a good game that woud work that isnt extremly explicit, do you have any tips.

THEME: Dating Sims

First of all, I did get both of your asks, and I'm going to be addressing them separately, even though they're connected. So never fear, I got both questions!

Hacking Kids on Bikes as a dating sim is a really interesting notion to me - it’s certainly not the first system I would choose for a game all about romance, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth giving it a shot! From what I understand about the game, it’s kind of meant to encourage the characters to play to their strengths, since your chances of success are rather swingy, and you’d rather be rolling your d20 skill to succeed over your d4 skill most of the time.

If you want to make the goal of the game to be finding a successful partner, I’m guessing that your characters would have to be playing to their strengths when it comes to looking for love - which means that every stat would have to be possible to use when you’re flirting. If I had a brawny character in this hack, I’d want to be able to woo by lifting things to impress them, while if I was an witty character, then I’d want to approach the situation by striking up a conversation about something that I’m an expert about.

If you want to make finding a date the end-goal of your game, then it might be an interesting endeavour to check out some games that focus on romance, and work your way back to Kids on Bikes with substantial additions, or perhaps using some core conceits but re-structuring how the game is run.

Hearts & Espionage, by samanthag168.

"Hearts & Espionage" is a tabletop RPG competitive multiplayer dating simulator set in a futuristic world where high-stakes espionage and technology collide, YOU are an elite agent navigating dangerous missions while attempting to secure a date for your final mission, the prestigious Grand Ball—an event shrouded in mystery and intrigue.

Academic rivals, enemies to lovers, fake dating, and more cliche tropes that you can use to describe your relationship with your love interest! Compete with other agents for love interests or compete to see who wins over their love interest. Sabotage your fellow agents to gain the upper hand and win more romance points!

Hearts & Espionage feels like a cheesy spy drama or a romantic comedy in terms of tone, granting players romance points when they succeed on dates and/or missions. This is a one-page game, but if you wanted to flesh it out, you might be able to combine this with another game system - for example, if you’re running Kids on Bikes, maybe you have the goal of the players is to get a date by Prom night, and re-structuring each date/mission as a date/mystery instead. You can run each mystery as a standard Kids on Bikes game, but involve the characters’ romantic interests as central NPCs and wrap up each session with rolls to see which characters were the most successful at impressing their prospective dates. If you want a secret Russian spy agency as a threat for the kids to face, you can probably still make it work!

Routes of Love, by Flowergal34

Routes of Love is a TTRPG centered on the idea of playing through a visual novel from the perspective of the romantic routes.

The GM plays the Love Interest and narrator of a visual novel game, while the player characters play the “Routes” - the Love Interest’s potential soulmates, pining for the Love Interest’s affection. Players aim to gather Affection Points through having pleasant interactions with the Love Interest, and sharing special Moments with their prospective romance partner.

Routes of Love is inspired by anime tropes, so it probably fits best in a school setting. That being said, if you’re all playing teenagers in a romance situation, then you could likely modify the character features in order to make sense for a different genre; perhaps you want to re-style the tropes to fit a typical American high school, or perhaps you want to use horror tropes instead. As a group, you’ll collaboratively create three different locations that the Love Interest could potentially visit, and you’ll roll randomly to determine the kinds of meet-cutes that could lead to a future date. What is really interesting about this game is that the GM could be considered the typical “player” character, while everyone else is directing a piece of the game.

If you’re hacking this game with Kids on Bikes, then perhaps the goal is instead to become a beau that the central character wants to woo. Kids on Bikes has mechanics for making a powered character that the entire table has control over, with various aspects that each player will have control over. You could try doing the same thing with a central love interest, and have the players taking turns to embody those aspects when other characters are trying to have a romantic moment with them.

Monster Mash, by BoxDeer.

You and your friends are monsters seeking love and marriage before the end of the Monster Mash. But unfortunately, there are not enough eligible bachelors and bachelorettes to go around. So, in order to secure a matrimony with (hopefully) your soulmate, you must court, scheme, and scare better than your competitors.

There was a trend for a while where regency novels were re-written for film in the context of teenage drama in a high school. As a regency game, Monster Mash could likely be hacked to replace the regency flavours with high-school traits, and your social standing could be replaced with your reputation - considering everyone in a small town knows everyone, and dirty laundry is hard to hide. Each character in this game has to write down a dark secret that might be revealed throughout the course of play, and the game itself has the potential to be rather cutthroat, since the players will be competing with to find a suitable partner.

Making a dating game incorporate your reputation might re-structure it into something more akin to a survival game. Lose too much reputation, and you’re knocked out of the game - which makes sense for short-term games, or if you make the setback temporary. Either way, the route of play will feel a bit more hostile, with you fighting for a place in the ranking that makes you an eligible partner, just in time for a big dance or something similarly high-stakes. If you want a game where dating is the weapon by which you win or lose, you might want to check out Monster Mash.

Step Into My Coffin Babe, by Super Sardine Burial.

With a cohort of your immortal siblings, you have rented the Vlad mansion for a night. A night of debauchery, of elegance, of freely flowing blood… And perhaps more? You have until sunrise to overcome a formidable challenge: making an undead heart beat again. For you.

Generate a number of vampire crushes using card draws from a deck of cards, and move through 12 hours of dates in an attempt to find a vampire lover. If you play this as a multiplayer game, you can compete for a specific Crush’s affections, and you’ll have to come up with new date ideas of you want to increase your Crush’s Feelings.

This is a game that requires a bit of bookkeeping, as you’ll have to track the Vices and Feelings of each of the Crush characters as you play. This is also a game specifically tied to vampires dating, so you’d have to do a lot of hacking to make it about teenagers or other kinds of people dating each-other. That being said, there’s a lot of typical vampire tropes in here, so you’ll find a lot of gothic horror moments inside this game.

The series of dates and feelings trackers feel very reminiscent of a dating sim ttrpg, and if you wanted to incorporate elements of this kind of game into a system like Kids on Bikes, I’d consider the central core of the game experience being the slow discovery of your crush’s likes, fears, secrets, and vices. It would be a mystery game where the mystery is how your crush truly feels about you, and incorporating your discoveries into the dates that you ask them on. Step Into My Coffin makes your characters kind of awful, but maybe that makes sense if you’re tracking them down and watching them to figure out what they like.

#tabletop games #indie ttrpgs #game recommendations #dnd #asks #indie ttrpg #romance #dating sim

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the-sweet-hibiscus · 11 days ago

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Thinking of Gaz being a (mostly absent) owner of a lounge, and catching the eye of escort!reader.

Kyle, who, begrudgingly, inherits the lounge from his late, estranged father. Returning from deployment to a new passive income and a business that practically runs itself. Yet, he still feels an urge to at least see the establishment he now owns.

So imagine his surprise running into you. A pretty thing who's mask seems to fool the elites surrounding one of his finest booths, but one glance and he sees what lies beneath. Calculation. The cold look of someone filing away any seemingly innocuous statememt for later use. He sees your perfectly manicured nails, the spots of retouched makeup on previously tear stained cheeks. He wonders what those tears would taste like. He wonders if your cunt is as puffy as your coat, or if it was as tight as your dress. He wonders if he can experience both at the same time.

He asks his manager about you. The old man tells him about your near daily jaunts with different clients nearly every day. The way you pretend to be a girlfriend, wife, or date to whomever buys your time for the night. He doesn't need to ask your rates or for a consultation with your agency. He takes your name and sends it off to Price, a simple favor promised in exchange for information. It will take a while – low priority on the list of things to run – but he has a while until his next deployment.

And, well, he needs something more to do on this leave. So he watches you. Day after day. Slung on a new arm with a new, pretty dress. Never the same outfit twice. But the look remained the same. You'd smile politely at opportune timing in conversation, never contributing much outside generic praise for whoever had brought your time for the night. And at some point during the night, you'd catch his eyes.

The first few nights you don't seem to catch on. But after a week you seem to be hyper aware of him. Instead of the normal once and a while, suddenly you're glancing at him every few minutes. Watching like a hawk as he mingles around the room, introducing himself to the regulars as the new owner. He makes a show of handing his card to those with less than pleased demeanors, offering to raise everything to higher standards.

He doesn't approach your table the first night he sees you staring him down. Nor the second. In fact, he lets you cycle through your weaker clientele until you're back at the VIP booth. He introduces himself to your date, effortlessly charming with his smile and outstretched card, before turning to you. He compliments your appearance as an off-hand remark to your date – "your girlfriend looks radient tonight, we're glad you chose us to pamper her with."

Your date is pleased and oblivious. A meandering hand slinging his way across your shoulders; the sleeze has the audacity to press a kiss to your cheek. Showboating asshole.

Your tight-lipped smile is all he needs to know he's captured your interest.

He extracts himself from your table, continuing his duties and refusing to spare you another glance. He can tell it bristles you. And it does. Enough for you to come back after closing. He can see the door from his office, your curves just visible behind the bouncer at the door. He almost wonders how long it'd take for you to give up.

But you don't. At least not before he approaches the door himself.

"There a problem here?" He asks.

The bouncer grumbles something or another about pesky troublemakers. But you stare at him. He can't tell if it's anger or surprise or contempt but you're staring at him. A cocked eyebrow is all it takes to break you out of whatever trance you're in.

"You keep staring at me." It sounds dumb to your ears. Like all the fire you had in storming over here was wiped away by confusion. Still, his next words reignite your previous spark.

"I think that's a mutual thing, love." You scoff. Being curious about the handsome stranger across the room eyeing you up every night was not the same as watching a girl every night.

"Well stop?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because...it's fucking with business."

He laughs. The bastard has the audacity to laugh at you. You're not sure if your face shows the flurry of emotions you feel. Indignation and annoyance feel righteous. Those are the feelings you feel comfortable with – the ones that so frequently you've learned to crush deep, deep down whenever you went out. But the lust comes unbidden – the pool of warmth that instantly settles itself into your belly, a flush you can't blame on the winter air gracing your cheeks. It knaws at you for the seconds that he continues to laugh that deep honey timber. It's almost infectious.

Then he stops, eyes suddenly alight as he takes you in anew. There's a pit in your throat now. Your body's too-late warning that there's danger a foot.

"I think," he says, stepping into your space. "Our business is about to be heavily intertwined."

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A/N: i wrote this entirely buzzed off of several mimosas and cocktails while in Vegas so I'm sure there's typos just say nothing about them 🥰

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brian-in-finance · 2 months ago

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A Tale of Two Tonys

and Brian knows the difference 😉

Part Four of Four

It was suggested elsewhere in July* Brian confuses the Tonys’ roles. It’s also suggested one Tony entered the spotlight only when a(n imagined) narrative required a participant. (*Waited for today’s Happy Birthday 🥳)

Longer still before TV-Outlander…

The Fratellis — Jon, Mince, and Baz — and manager Tony McGill at SXSW 2007 (Photo: Wikipedia)

Music agency wound down after discord over funding

A MUSIC organisation which helped Franz Ferdinand and Snow Patrol find fame has been wound down amid uncertainty over its financial future.

One official from NewMusic in Scotland (Nemis) has criticised the government and the Scottish Arts Council (SAC) for failing to give contemporary music the level of support of other art forms.

However, the SAC said Nemis had failed to provide audited accounts and a business plan, and pointed out that a number of its board members had resigned recently. It has already had GBP 100,000 of public money.

Nemis, which has an office in Jamaica Street, Glasgow, offers advice to musicians and bands on a one-to-one basis and through organised seminars, as well as helping with marketing and promotion. It also has had a pivotal role in the annual Musicworks convention in Glasgow.

Two years ago, it produced a promotional CD of Scottishbased bands which went to some of Europe's most influential industry executives at the MTVEurope Music Awards in Edinburgh, including offerings from the-then little known bands Franz Ferdinand and Snow Patrol.

But now the four-year-old development agency has said it has run out of money and it will effectively have to halt operations. Only its website, offering contacts and diary dates, will remain.

The agency has had arts council grants worth GBP 70,000, and GBP 30,000 in start-up help from Scottish Enterprise.

Alec Downie, new music development officer forNemis, said the body could not continue its work and was scathing of "elitism" in arts funding.

"In my view, the arts council is nepotistic and bureaucratic and, most of all, is out of touch with what is happening now. I would argue that the likes of The Delgados, Chemikal Underground, and Belle and Sebastian are culturally significant, but they (the arts council)would not.

"That shows the mentality of the people that control the arts here."

Scott Twynholm, of the Glasgow electro-pop band Hoboken said help from Nemis had proved vital. The band released an album last year and will release a single next month.

"Through Nemis, we appeared on two CDs which were distributed at the majormusic conferences throughout the world, " Mr Twynholm said.

"There is no way we would be in the position of recording our second album, or our new single, were it not for the help and advice Nemis has provided."

Tony McGill, manager of The Fratellis, who recently signed to Island records, said: "I have got the MD of Island to send a strongly worded e-mail to the SAC because the work Nemis does is crucial.

"When you are starting out as a band, you don't knowwhat to do, you don't have the contacts or the knowhow, and Nemis supplies all that. I am shocked this is happening."

An SAC spokeswoman said there was no doubt of "absolute commitment" by Nemis to its work, but the council was "a steward of public funds and needs to be confident that public funding is being spent to best effect in an organisation that can clearly articulate where it is going".

She said it was not accurate to say that Nemis's funds had been cut, as it was not given revenue grants, but one-off assistance. Neither, she said, had it officially applied for new funds of any kind, nor did it raise any of its own income.

The SAC statement added:

"Essentially . . . it is an issue of confidence: information requested has not been supplied - fundamental information such as audited accounts and a clear business plan.

"We are primarily concerned with the governance and structure of Nemis. It is unclear whether Nemis is a membership organisation solely or is a limited company purporting to represent the contemporary music sector in Scotland."

SUCCESS STORIES

NEMIS promotional CD given out at MTV Europe Awards in November 2003 included:

The Darts of Pleasure - Franz Ferdinand

Spitting Games - Snow Patrol

I Love You Cause I Have To - Dogs Die in Hot Cars

Sons & Daughters - Johnny Cash

With Aplomb -Biffy Clyro

Maybe It's Time -The Grim Northern Social

Black Path - Aereogramme

Destroy Rock & Roll - Mylo

The Herald 26 October 2005

Music Week 2 September 2006

World Radio History 26 April 2008

World Radio History 7 June 2008

Remember… when you are starting out as a band, you don't know what to do, you don't have the contacts or the knowhow, and Nemis supplies all that. I am shocked this is happening. — Tony McGill

MD - music director

Later edit: “Waited for today’s Happy Birthday” in the first paragraph should say “yesterday’s.” The birthday is 12 October. I got busy, posted late, and forgot to update. Oops… (This bit won’t show up on reblogs posted before 19 October 2024.)

#Tait rhymes with hat #Good times #A Tale of Two Tonys #Part Four #The Fratellis #2005 #2006 #2007 #2008 #Rectangle of Reality #WYITK 🦉#Happy 48th Birthday! 🎂🥳🎈#12 October 1976 #Post created 16 July 2024 á propos of nothing else

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monicafinias · 1 year ago

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eurodatingirls · 2 years ago

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blues824 · 2 years ago

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Hey there, may I request Female Loid Reader (From Spy x Family) who has Anya with her (And ends up in a relationship with House Wardens and/or Vice House Wardens)

Basically they need a Date so their families will stop asking about their dating life and Reader tells them she need a Pretend Husband because where she’s from she needs a Husband to allow her Daughter into this elite school (But it only allows families with both parents) and sees this as a Win-Win (As she explains that it’s perfect practice for her since they’re able to help her get a feel of being a ‘Wife’ and their Families will leave them alone about dating)

However… she accidentally slips and says she’s their ‘Wife’ and chaos just UNFOLDS (But after they calm down, they’re VERY happy and jokingly state that there is ‘FINALLY’ someone who can ‘tolerate’ their son) and immediately love her and her child (They also jokingly but they’re actually VERY serious state that since Anya is here, the demand for more grandchildren will be on ‘hold’)

Reader ends up being the perfect wife (Makes them healthy, well-balanced meals, cleans, is very sweet, helps them with any assignments they have… prevents fights with students, uses her incredible Athleticism to apprehend rowdy students, can take down multiple people in quick and swift movements, very intelligent in solving mysteries and crimes around the school and is VERY level headed)

Reader basically becomes Mom of the ALL the other Students (Including Grim) as she makes healthy and delicious meals, clean their rooms, helps them with their assignments, scold and give reasonable punishments for bad behavior, praise and treat them for good behavior, protect them from harm, have them do chores for rewards (And is actually the only thing keeping the school from being set on fire)

Much would be appreciated

I chose the Vice Housewardens for this, but I decided to add Malleus as well.

Preface: It’s starting off as Parent’s Day at NRC, where the students’ parents can come see the atmosphere of the school. You’ve been attending the school for a while, and you have your daughter with you. Your family has been bothering you about being single.

Trey Clover

You were on your last nerve. Your family kept bugging you about getting with someone, the school you wanted to send your daughter to wouldn’t accept her without the consent of two parents, and the mission your agency sent you on required you to build a family for a disguise. So, as a result of all this, you came to the conclusion that Trey was the best option.

When you asked him to be your temporary husband, he was completely caught off-guard. You tried to soften the deal by saying you would try to be a good wife by cherishing him, taking over the cooking, cleaning, basically acting as a normal housewife. To Trey, having his crush ask this of him was a dream come true, so that’s why he said yes.

The first time you referred to yourself as ‘his wife’, it made him so flustered. You were introducing him to your parents when you said it, and everyone besides you and Anya were in total shock. Trey’s face was completely red, but he had to admit that ‘Y/N Clover’ sounded nice. It was your turn to blush when your parents asked for more grandchildren and your husband promised their wish would come true eventually.

The relationship dynamic between the two of you is so freaking wholesome. You both can be seen in the kitchen preparing a meal for your small little ‘family’. Once you put Anya to bed, you and Trey slow-dance in the kitchen while you both clean up and put away any leftovers.

Speaking of Anya, Trey is such a good dad to her. He’s the kind of father who would give good life lessons, the kind of father that would put his daughter on his shoulders just so she could touch the ceiling, the kind of father who secretly lets his daughter have a cookie before dinner as long as she doesn’t tell mom.

Ruggie Bucchi

When you asked him, he took a few minutes to consider the consequences of both accepting and refusing your desperate request. You definitely knew how to sweeten the deal, what with throwing in the fact that you would cook and clean, cherish him, basically do anything just to get your parents off your back. What you didn’t know is that he would’ve accepted it anyways.

The first time you had referred to him as ‘your husband’ was when you introduced him to your parents. See, your parents actually adored Ruggie because he was very family oriented as a result of how he grew up. You calling him that made him blush a little, and he became a bit more clingy after. He totally changed your contact name in his phone to “My Sugar ❤️”.

The relationship between the two of you is fun and playful. You both are excellent cooks, but you engage in lighthearted banter. You’ve even done the ‘Simba’ thing with some flour that you had on your hand and it made Anya laugh. Reggie’s heart always melts when he hears her laugh.

If we’re talking about Ruggie being a parent, I feel like he’s had experience raising some kids back in his village, so he is prepared. Anya loves him so much, and she has him wrapped around her finger. He wishes that he could spend more time with her, but he has a job as a servant to Leona.

Jade Leech

When you asked him to be your husband, he was quite surprised by this impromptu marriage proposal. However, it did sound like a great deal when you listed out the terms and conditions. You would try your best to act as a typical wife and he had to act as a typical husband. So, he agreed, as long as it wasn’t temporary but permanent.

When you introduced Jade to your parents, you referred to him as ‘your husband’. He loved it, and called you ‘his wife’ throughout the meeting with your parental unit. Now, when your parents asked you both when they would be getting more grandchildren, you were flustered while Jade talked to them about how he planned to have a larger family once they finished school.

The relationship between the two of you can only be described as romantic. It has a very domestic vibe, with you both preparing meals and cleaning up after as well as making time to play with Anya. Jade is very protective over the two of you, and it shows very clearly. If only he knew that you were a secret agent and Anya was a telepath.

Jade as a father would be so adorable. He always sorts out his schedule so that he would be able to hang out with his daughter. His heart always melts whenever he hears Anya call him ‘dad’ because it just reassures him that his little family is real and right here.

Jamil Viper

When you asked him to be your husband, he almost touched the pan that was on the stove. He couldn’t think clearly for a few seconds. You listed all the things you would do as his wife just so he would agree. Honestly, it all sounded like he was in heaven at the moment, so he agreed.

When he met your parents, you introduced him as ‘your husband’, and he would’ve been so embarrassed had he not been in front of the most important people in your life. He and you were flustered when they asked for more grandchildren.

The relationship between the two of you is chaotic but wonderful. Since Jamil is the Vice Housewarden and also the servant of Kalim, he rarely has any free time. However, you live up to your promise as his wife (he still can’t get used to that) and you always make sure that a warm meal is waiting for him once he gets home. Anya, however, is usually asleep at that time.

Speaking of Anya, Jamil loves her very much. He would give the whole world up just to spend more time with her. That’s why Kalim lets him have more time off so that he can spend more time with his family. On these days off, he makes you both breakfast in bed as well as tells Anya stories of the Scalding Sands.

Rook Hunt

When you asked him to be your husband, he nearly fainted. You wanted him to be your what 😀? Once he actually processed what you said, he immediately accepted. To be joined in holy matrimony with his beloved Y/N… he could die a happy man right then and there!

When you introduced him to your parents, you called him ‘your husband’. He responds by calling you ‘sa femme’. There was true love in the air between the two of you. You were caught off-guard when your parents asked for more grandchildren, but the blush on your face worsened when Rook responded with, “Only when ma femme allows it~”.

The relationship between the two of you is exhilarating and exciting. Everyday is like an adventure for you and Anya. He has many stories about his day of serving as the Vice Housewarden of Pomefiore. Also, when you both put your daughter to sleep, you both make your way to the forest. There, you both dance barefoot in the grass, relishing in each other’s company.

Here is another very fun dad. He calls Anya his ‘princesse’ and supports her in everything she decides she wants to do. He will sing her French lullabies at night to help her go to sleep, and will teach her a few French words and phrases.

Malleus Draconia

When you asked him, he was also caught off-guard. You explained your reasoning and how you would do your best to be a good wife, and it sounded absolutely wonderful. Plus, your daughter was utterly adorable, so he accepted.

When you introduced him to your parents, they were immediately won over by him. He loves when you refer to him as ‘your husband’ because he just loves you so much and it reminds him of your love for him. He refers to you as ‘his wife’, ‘darling’, and ‘dearest’.

The relationship between the two of you is both hectic and peaceful. It’s hectic when Malleus’ retainers are around because you weren’t Sebek’s favorite person. It was quiet when the two of you were back at Ramshackle and hanging out like any normal family.

Malleus as a father… Anya is most definitely spoiled. Anything (within reason) that she wants, she will get. The dragon fae raises her as his heir, because that’s essentially what she is if you two are married. If she has trouble with any concept, he will talk to her in a gentle and soothing voice so that she doesn’t need to worry about failing.

Lilia Vanrouge

When you asked if he would be your husband, he immediately accepted. He doesn’t need to hear the criteria or what’s in it for him, because as long as he is with you he is happy as he could ever be.

When you introduce him to your parents, they are pleased with how lighthearted he is. He lives for the moment when you call him ‘your husband’ and he calls you ‘his wife’. He responds in confidence when your parents ask for more grandchildren and says, “If my wife tells me that she is ready, then we shall give you the grandchildren you ask for.”

The relationship between the two of you is quite funny. You take over the cooking because he sucks at it, while he volunteers to clean. He loves leaving little notes for you around Diasomnia and Ramshackle whenever he has to leave to go with Malleus somewhere.

We all know that Lilia is the dad of 3 different boys (officially the dad of Silver), so Anya is the first girl he has ever had to raise. She is definitely a daddy’s girl, and she loves hanging out with him. He finds her absolutely endearing, and whenever he has to leave, he always makes sure to place a kiss on her forehead before he heads out.

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