#ELEVEN YEARS SHUT UPPPPP

[larsnicklas]

ALEKSANDER BARKOV ✧ 240328 Somebody told me my first year that you gotta enjoy every day, because it goes by fast... I know it's been a quick eleven years, and hopefully many more.

[broodingheroine]

tmagp 10 thoughts

oooo what happened on saturday night

oh are we going right in??

talk show?????

BONZO! (I know nothing abt the arg but this and the institute list)

"nigels SOS" is..... interesting.

he was...... imprisoned in the basement by the "imaginary" head of channel 6. do I even need to explain my thoughts on that one.

"you've got buried!" what the fuck. (in hindsight this might be berried not buried but I'll check the transcript later)

you can't remember who came up with the name mr bonzo. deeply unsettling.

the laugh track in this is weird. like it's not in the right places.

it glitched when he said there was a lot of bonzos over the years. unless I'm insane.

not bonzo being a hazing ritual lmao

this is lowkey giving wiggly from black friday

ELEVEN BODIES?

oh my god.......... bonzo butcher..........

oh more murders. in the bonzo costume.

US?????

COLIN!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!

oh god. it sounds like he's been reprogrammed or smth.

oh colin you are so jonathon sims coded

OH THEYVE GONE TO A PLACE. THEY SURE HAVE GONE TO A PLACE.

"a wet hole. and not the good kind either." ALIIIIICE SHUT UPPPPP

carved floor. interesting.

a key..... didn't the redcanary statement say there were no doors? might be misremembering

it's not for you??? who the fuck is it for nigel

OH GOD. OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD GWEN RUN WHAT THE FUCK.

MR BONZO IS A HITMAN???????

did they get easier to hear when the door opened??

ARCHI...... LIKE ARCHIVIST........... FUCK MEEEEEE

wood worm. fuck you tma references.

SIGILS OF ANCIENT OTHERWORLDLY POWER

OH FUCK

tunnels....?

weird stuff with no context????

WHY THEY DIDNT CHOOSE YOU. BABE YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN.

the only one left? what do you mean. what do you MEAN. did kids die in the fire?

okay they're getting farther away from whatever's recording. don't like that.

WHAT. WHAT WAS THAT. LOUD NOISE DO NOT LIKE.

ew whispers ew ew ew

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

okay so they definitely accidentally freed jonahs corpse or smth right

I can't believe we're getting an actual monster already in episode TEN too. bonzo is horrifying. it's time for me to actually watch the arg summary video.

gwen is going to be a nervous wreck after this and everyone's going to be soooo confused.

are we thinking the bonzo thing was the suit itself being cursed or was it just this Thing that made itself? much to think about

so much happened in this episode I don't even know where to start to be honest

I love that alice and sam were presumably using work hours to go trespassing. very timothy stoker coded of them.

I wanna know what the fuck was in the archives. I'm assuming it's jonahs corpse? but could also be redcanary.

god I cannot collect my thoughts. yk what no actual analysis today yall are just getting my live blog.

so long farewell auf wiedersehn goodnight

[devouredxmuses]

this moment felt like a dream, something that had felt so out of reach for so long, impossible even. her grin widens as his words echoed hers, ingrid didn't think she'd ever get tired of hearing that. in the new position he'd shifted them into her arms instinctively find their way around his neck. " as much as i'd love to, " she pauses as their lips connect. it takes everything in her to part once more, " we have an eternity for that. you haven't seen the sun in a year and we need to fix that. like now. " granted they had an eternity for that too.

the light flush on her cheeks deepens at the tease. " oh shut uppppp, " she groans with a mock exasperated expression before a grin flashes over her lips. her first and only boyfriend had been a kid from the mikaelson school when she was like eleven years old. that relationship lasted a total of three seconds and his name was hard to even remember at this point. she hadn't ever felt like this about anyone before, it was scary. labels made it real, but that's what she wanted. something real, with heath, and while she obviously didn't deserve it, she was beyond grateful. reluctantly she drops from his arms once he's standing and their lips part again. " and we're staying out all day. until the sun sets, " she says pointing a finger at him, voice stern, then she reaches up to press a soft kiss to his cheek, " we've got a lot of time to make up for, handsome. "

END !

He hummed against her skin. "I like you a whole lot too," he confessed, pulling away and sitting up dragging her onto his lap, back against the headboard of the bed in a flash, those vampire skills coming in handy for at least something. "Are you sure we have to see the sun, I don't mind doing this all day," he said, continuing to kiss any free patch of skin, making his way back to her lips, which he captured with a hand threaded through the hair at the back of her head.

"I think I am," he said, pulling away to look at her, tucking a piece of hair gently behind her ear. He raised his brows playfully at her, wiggling them. "Oh yeah, you want me to be your boyfriend?" he still felt silly saying the words. Labels had never been a big thing for him, and he wasn't certain he'd ever called someone his girlfriend before, let alone been called a boyfriend. It felt strange, but good. Finally, he jumped up from bed, keeping her legs wrapped around him as he did so, only setting her down gently after another gentle kiss. "Let's go see the sun, then. Shall we?" he asked with a gentlemanly smile as he placed a piece of toast between his teeth and opened the top drawer of his dresser to slip his arms through a button up shirt.

[androidghoulz]

STOP talking about dick you are eleven years old shut uppppp

actually hearing the most demonic conversations from my sister's room rn i hate year 7s so much