#EKKY IN FRONT OF SASHA

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partner bumpies...

florida panthers @ la kings (quebec city) | 10.5.24

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I saw a post on here saying panthers fans are playing the victim card because of the barkov injury and I have yet to see someone say that? Everyone knows the panthers can be dirty when they want and no one is saying they aren't. The only ones I'm seeing acting like their team did nothing wrong are the oilers fans. Some of them even saying leon did nothing wrong. And they are completely ignoring the fact that ekky only got that guy on a headlock because barkov was on the ice hurting. They're also saying he didn't deserve a headlock because he's so nice and never did anything wrong but when we say that about barky who's an actual lady byng winner we're crazy and playing the victim? They keep calling us delusional but look at them.

yeah 😭 i think reading what oil fans are saying about the cats and cats fans..... that way madness lies...... don't spend too much mental or emotional real estate on it!! the thing is, i think tempers flare and emotions are running high during the playoffs and it's like. some people need to learn the difference between inside thoughts (said to friends or small group chats) and outside thoughts (posted for the world to see) and that would improve the overall online climate during the postseason i think. LOL

i do think it's aggravating because cats fans as a unit kinda take pride in the team playing on the edge and with that comes the risk of players occasionally crossing the line, and we know that! but o.ilers fans absoluuuutely refuse to acknowledge that their team plays dirty too lol so it's like ??? why are you spending all your time complaining about benny being a dirty player while employing evander k.ane and corey p.erry....

i will be the first to admit that i will grit my teeth and defend samuel b.ennett to the death when he commits an atrocity on ice but at least i'm self aware!!! at least i'm texting my friends on the side going "man benny just tried to kill a man at center ice" like i KNOW when my guy does wrong i'm just going to publicly defend him because it's important to present a united front a;lkdjflk;asjf. a lot of these o.ilers fans legit do not think leon did anything wrong and that BOGGLES THE MIND! and i think this is all compounded by everyone being particularly protective over sasha, both team and fanbase, because sasha plays a controlled, smart, clean game so seeing some idiot on twt say that he deserved an elbow to the jaw.... ooh that does NOT fly with me!!! lmao!

ALSO on the note of aaron putting b.ouchard in a headlock??? that happens multiple times a game!! it is NOT aaron's fault that man was feeble and pathetic and tapped out like there was just no way his air was being cut off lmao aaron was just dragging him back from the scrummage around sasha. gus was at that same moment being headlocked and dragged back himself like??? oil fans be serious challenge failed yet again

the problem with oil fans is that they think they're special and have suffered more than god and that because the second coming of hockey jesus is on their team they deserve to win more than anyone else. and also they think they are the victims of an nhl conspiracy against them for some reason. like it is indeed delusional...

also hehe don't worry about coming to rant in my inbox <3 i love hearing people's thoughts and am always happy to be a sounding board!!

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if you anons understood matthew youd know sasha bob and ekky are his weed smoking girlfriends.

you’re so real 🙏🏽 if only people would open their eyes and see what’s in front of them.. but they stay ignorant 😔

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the things ekky has done or said that i cant stop thinking about. the 4 minute cut.

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i dont know about you but ekky accidentally touching sashas hand in trying to get a hand on the cup rattles around in my head like a bunch of marbles like oooo accidentally tender hand touching my beloved...

yeah it does kill me that despite ekky swatting sasha hand away to give him room to get a paw on the silver hes still skin-to-skin with sasha what with his hand pressed against his like...

to make matters detrimental heres them hugging after the cup group picture....

man who loves cradling his precious teammates head to press them closer to him...

i like to call this one: omega guiding their team alphas hand to the place they really want it because the alpha happens to be a sweetie and terribly well-mannered and maybe a little obtuse but the alpha once feeling their fingers skim the heavy fabric of the scarf wrapped tightly around their neck as a protective layer immediately shifts their hand away from it frustrating all involved

(its really ekky moving sashas hand away from his head because he shifted his hat up in the process and he wanted to adjust it but sashas holding onto him so tightly he has to physically move his hand away to tell him "hey my hats falling off move it" but i choose to be romantic about these things)

but anyways awful lots of hand touching eh lads?

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 7 postgame | 6.24.24 (x)(x)

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really the real lesson here is dont mess with forsy lmao you have the whole team coming for your head or in this case an ekky. which is like practically the whole team.

favourite genre is the boys overseeing the sacred ritual that is fighting for one's honour while forsy stands off to the side like a princess as he taps his stick

winnipeg jets @ florida panthers | 11.16.24

happy every cat overseeing jonah complete guard dog/fighting for forsys honour duties to all who celebrate

nashville predators @ florida panthers doubleheader game 2 | 9.22.24

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can we pls discuss how the cats are all so horny for them getting Big and Strong and Fit and Buff. If we lived in A/B/O world the locker room and gym would be flooded with pheromones at all times

you my dear anon have truly opened yap-dora's box with this one do not get me started on this please PLEASE you know how nasty this team would go at it in an abo-verse? the pheromones would just be in a constant feedback loop if these boys weren't forced to put on blockers and use suppressants because its really the way they talk about each other and the way their affection shows

and i think just the past few days we've had so many anecdotes of paul talking about how much fitter the cats are, or players commenting on their own physique or other players talking about how much they noticed how big other players have gotten is sooooo

so allow me splurge about all the stuff these horny cats have done that live on in my brain in an abo context because yap-dora's box has been opened. dear god save us all.

the sc celebrations on and off ice: all the neck nuzzling, sashas penchant for grabbing people by the neck/head (ekky, lundy) or just ragdolling guys (forsy) about because who can say no to pack alpha? hes pack alpha! let him do whatever he wants to you! guide his hand to where you want it most (your neck)! absolutely melt that hes letting you touch his neck in return he trusts you that much! feel safe and warm with his hand on you! go limp! let him move you about! pack alpha gets whatever he wants!!

ekkys also specifically brought up monty grabbing the back of his head and rubbing his forehead on his so hard it actually hurt after winning the cup and its always lovely to see some good ole pack bonding that is the forehead nuzzle because sometimes an omega does need hard touch to keep them present

and speaking of ekky... ekky being ekky and grabbing the nearest warm neck to stick his nose into because this poor omega has toiled since game 4 and riddled with anxiety aplenty and hes de-stressing by surrounding himself with pack lest he breaks down and cries again (despite the fact he absolutely did cry on the ice) needs to be reminded hes safe now its all over hes allowed to be spoiled again and filled with the scents of all the people that he loves to soothe him

also all the club e11even shenanigans are truly unmatched sasha being very mmmmghghg with lundy, sasha being mmmdgfdghd with everyone (because pack leader of course has to re-scent everyone in a crowded club his scent gets washed out by all the sweat and people and likes his pack to smell like him :( and whilst hes not super territorial sober he does get more possessive when hes inebriated, listens more to his base instincts screaming at him that he can barely sniff out his pack and thats a no-no he likes his pack to be his), ekky clinging onto sasha (because omega is feeling loveydovey and displaying submissive behaviours to appeal to their pack leader)

but also specifically benny holding maffhew by the neck is always fun to remember because he wasnt super super touchy with anyone that night but maffhew is always an exception of course and wouldnt want to scruff this fun flirty omega? especially one you have so much storied history we love play behaviours we love tussling to re-establish pack dynamics

re: to also expand upon possessive pack leader sasha, sasha making the finns wear a shirsey with barkov city at the front of it during his cup day because that was a thing that very much still haunts me because now they each just have shirts with sashas and theirs name on it. which im sure sasha is very pleased about and thisll probably be the most possessive we'll see him get in a sober context and by god did my jaw drop

also my favourite examples of all this big talk is when mikksy gets brought up and theyre like oh hes soooooo strong hes mean (froths at the mouth at how he can push them around) sorry yall this is my guy i will be annoying about him specifically very much we have a fun new overseer to put us in our place! unfortunately the omegas on this team are very much just in constant preheat at this point like where do i even begin WHERE

also do i have to mention anything about forsy ever? do i have to? presented without comment! the graphic!

(added bonus of all the shit paul said about forsy these past days lmao)

and i just think this team is horny for each at all times and theres so many more examples and pack goes crazy theyre all fucking each other THE LOCKER ROOM REEKS

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so because my phone was having a lot of trouble with the rain that got heavier halfway through the parade (and also because it was drenched for like 3 hours previous lmao) i didnt get anything else but lots of antics not recorded: bobby and senko were in front of me when they hopped off the bus for crowdwork and i lost my mind but the people around me didnt realise that bob was there until after the fact because they didnt know he shaved his head and they went THAT WAS BOB. so yeah maybe the news asking fans if they could recognise bald bob were onto something here

gus also hopped off right in front of me as well so i got flashed the adonis body and i think ive been in heaven ever since someone please check my pulse

uvis was walking around too!! he had the latvian flag on and just keep strolling on my side as well i did let out a small little "uvis!" in pleasant surprise

mikksy and sasha also passed by me AND MIKKSY STALKED OFF FURTHER BEFORE I COULD EVEN SAY ANYTHING HE WAS LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION AND HES BEEN EVADING ME MAN WHEN THE FINNS PASSED BY ON THE BUS HE WAS TO THE BEACHSIDE AND I BEMOANED MY FATE AND THEN HE DOES THAT. ITS SO FOUL. WHEN I GET YOUUUU. sasha spent a lot more time in my section so that was nice.

monty was shirtless yes

crowd kept chucking beers at the cats and sometimes it went really well and they caught it perfectly other times like in the case of one ekky he got multiple thrown at him at the same time and it instilled the fear of god into him as he tried to duck them (somehow there werent more beer chucking related injuries but there absolutely were lets state that for the record)

as they were exiting the stage area matthew was leading the way w the cup and i just want to say mikksy and ekky were close behind and they were talking to each other and i went oh 💡. yeah. yeah thats- yeah. .mm yeah

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theres actually more about what our owner said to each player as they got handed their rings 🥹🥹🥹

if youll need me ill be genuinely sobbing into my hands