#EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!!

[starfurynlofficial]

⚠️TW!! BLOOD AND EYEBALLS!!⚠️ I physically can’t stop thinking about these. My dad might get them for me, I love the designs so so much!!

[medicalunprofessional]

heeee <333

[lazitoelgato]

¡Feliz Navidad!

[sanctamater]

i can put 'successfully staged department coup' in my resume now

[transchomby]

Hello 8 bit power up potion. I wonder how rare-

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

[firelordliukangofficalaccount]

for your pride...

It has come to my attention this community—who I thought were my FRIENDS—is not a safe space for people like me who fantasize of having an enemies to lovers arc with their own evil clone.

[pixiecaps]

ehehehehehehehhehe

[danixion]

LOOK AT WHAT @nighttimenarcotics MADE ME EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[giggly-squiggily]

Ooh! I’ve missed this! How about “Who knew my hubby’s bony backside was so sensitive?” For Hardenshipping? >:3 I’ve missed you! How have you been?? <3 -@Magma-Queen

Queenie! I've missed you so! *hugs all the hugs* AHH THIS IS GREAT! I love hardenshipping so much, and the sentence starter made me laugh alot! I hope you like it friend! I hope you're doing well! :)

In Archie’s defense, he had no idea Maxie would react this way.

“Who knew my husband’s bony backside was so sensitive?” Archie snickered, laughing hysterically at Maxie’s reaction to getting his bum squeezed. He knew he’d get a swat, maybe a hiss of “cut that out, you big oaf!”

All the things he expected, it certainly wasn’t a squeal!

“Archie, you son of a-stahahap!” Maxie twisted away, waving his spatula like a weapon. “Get off, I’m trying to cook! Do you want me to burn dinner?”

“I wouldn’t mind it- I have one heck of a snack before me.” Archie grinned, delighted at how flustered Maxie looked. When the redhead turned back to the pan, he reached out again-

“Archie.” Maxie was so fast! He had his wrist in an iron grin, the deadliest of glares on his face as he pulled the sailor closer. “One more time and I’ll make you regret it.”

Archie considered, looking from his trapped wrist to Maxie’s unyielding glare to the pan of sizzling stir fry.

Then he figured he already lived a pretty good life and pulled towards himself, bringing Maxie into his chest with a yelp. “Arch-ehehehehehehehhehe!” Maxie could barely respond before he was laughing, fingers worming into his ribs as strong arms trapped him. “Whahahhat abohohohout the fohohohoohohood?”

“Ay, don’t worry about that.” Archie kept tickling with one hand as he reached out with the other, pushing the pan off the heat and saving the day. “Now I can tickle you all I want! Hehehe~”

“Yoohohoohoohu’re nohohohohot gehehehhehehetting a sihihihiihngle bihiihihihte of diihihihiner, you jehehheheerk-AH! AHehahahahahha Ahahahhharchie!” Maxie all but squealed when those dastardly hands came back, squeezing the back of his hips and lower spine. “Dooohohoohhon’t!”

“No dinner for me, huh? Looks like I’m gonna have to fill up on your pretty laugh, Maxie! Hehehe~”

Archie ended up on the couch that night.

Send me a pairing a sentence starter and a pairing and I'll write a 300 word dabble for it!

[a-very-tired-raven]

wait until wist finds out that i draw gen hehehehehehe

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE

[catinasink]

saw an impersonation of you and now I wanna do one

"i'm in pain without the i"

get it

ur pan

ehehehehehehehheh

im sorry

asjfhdjh no thats hilarious ty

[pynkxi]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH. i like pokemon. poked men

[alligaytorswamp]

KAEYA AND/OR ZHONGLI FOR THE ASK GAME EHEHEH

ehehehehehehehhehe than you 😈

Kaeya

favorite thing about them

ummmm simply everything?? idk he is just very Slay. His design is very fucking good, he has such a nice voice (one of seiyuus i know and like a lot yippie!!), he is fucking funny as hell and he is so just... you know .. like ✨

least favorite thing about them

he could turn into a villain and blow up the universe, and i'd still support him, this man can do no wrong ever and everything about him is always great <3

favorite line

love when he goes Suman Suman~ when he's ults eheheh (smug little bitch oh how much i adore him)

brOTP

amber, lisa, jean, diluc, you know.. the Gang B)

OTP

guess. i dare you. 👁👁

nOTP

ka*luc ... actually also literally everything else on this earth bc i can't imagine anyone but childe to be a good match to kaeya sorrey 😔

random headcanon

i'm stealing yours ^_^ (kinda) yes to kaeya teaching benny fight. 100% percent canon i asked them myself, and they said it's true <3

but yea in general i think he hangs out with everyone, esp the youngsters and kiddos to teach them stuff... tell them he's a pirate... 😢

unpopular opinion

one of the best characters ever idk how people can sleep on the 4 freebies from the start of the game when they all slay lol

song i associate with them

i never associate anything with songs unless it's my ocs so rip- this one if off the list too unless i somehow suddenly remember a decent song for some character 😢

ZHONGLI .... im gonna be mean about him- look away-

favorite thing about them

i think his design is nice? also he has a slay seiyuu... supposedly a good character to have in the game, esp for ningguang??

least favorite thing about them

loser old man made my queen ningguang fix everything (throw her castle on a wet beast) while he was selling off his soul to fatui or whatever 🙄

(i simply don't vibe with him tbh)

brOTP

does he have friends........ i'm assuming some npcs we've seen him with could be his friends? maybe them... maybe hutao?

OTP

i don't ship him with anyone much tbh, but him x guizhong is v good. also i have considered him x diluc (just so shitty ships are completely gone in my own universe) but that goes against my "mortal x immortal isn't really swag" policy + i don't care about both...

nOTP

him with childe. oh dear god just how much i hate it lol <33

him with xiao or hutao?? that's his kids AT MOST jesus christ

him with venti also just makes me irrationally angry ajskhdkajsdl

[the-real-agatha-harkness]

hehehehhehehe unless...?

ehehehehehehehhehe unless.......I want you too >:)