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IS THAT A GOOD RENAISSANCE-LIKE DRESS THAT I'M SEEING WITH BOTH MY EYES
#EA......#THANK YOU.......#i need more medieval or Renaissance content#give me that fairy tale stuff that's all i live for#i live for fairies expansion. i also live for band expansion. these two thing are connected. no i will not elaborate
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DAMN, THE STATES CAN’T EVEN READ AN ANALOG CLOCK ANYMORE, so sad 😭😭😭
#I had my noise canceling headphones connected to my computer but apparently they were also connected to my phone 😭😭😭#rip 😭😭😭#loud noise wednesday!#fema#fcc#emergency alert system#eas#america#usa#mint mumbles
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tavarru, half-orc, wild magic barbarian
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#bg3#did i yassify an orc to stare lustfully at....? ..... maybe? yes?🥴#she's so big and strong and i cant stop staring at her......#what if i somehow connect her to my half-orc bhaalspawn from bg2 ?? hmm... maybe... i just cant stop making half-orcs hihi ✋😊🤚#i think i'll double dip into druid class since i need her to wildshift into a sabre-toothed tiger#oc:#tav#half-orc#she's a half-self insert so ofc i'll be romancing both shadowheart AND halsin bc i want to treat myself and these two are my EA favs#myedit
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*gnawing at the bars of my enclosure*
A 40ish yrs old Lenya as DA4 advisor to concept art rook aboard Isabela's ship (as world hub)
LENYA AS ADVISOR TO MY NO NONSENSE CARTA ROOK
LenYA aS ADviSOr
#i just saw the concept art and story they scrapped in favor of this EA slop#and omg I want to cry bc it is a million time better than what we've got with vg#dark gritty conflict#branching choices and consequences#compelling companions that have to learn to get along first#a new advisor team#solas not sidelined in the fade and being a trickery foe#elves who flock to solas#saving the one left behind in the fade#etc etc etc#whyyyyyy sobbing crying throwing up whyyyyyy#we could have had it aaaaaaaall#now i have a mighty need to take these concepts and write a fix it fic in my lenyaverse ngl#dragon age the veilguard#rather what could have been#lenya mahariel#not saying the HoF was planned as advisor but that is the route i would take in my story for more inter-connectivity of the world :D#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#datv spoilers
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My WiFi is down so I can’t upload anything or play the game I’m going insane
#k.rambles#hey ea why do I have to have fucking internet connection for an offline game#I wish my computer would tether to my phone because I have unlimited data but it’s always a little bitch about it
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I feel like people who are married to the "canon" Raphael is bad at sex are super hetero-normative and putting more trust into a character that was added to give straight guys another 'gender neutral' sex scene designed for them.
#raphael bg3#(When Purity Tumblr starts acting like RedditBros.)#(and that sex isn't varied between different partners)#(and honestly? there's a lot of weirdness with Act 3!Raphael)#(like Larian is mocking people who found Raphael attractive)#(while Mizora is treated as a sexy conquest that comes out of the blue)#(she's there to harass Wyll and doesn't really do much with Tav/Durge until Act 3)#(and then suddenly she wants to bang?)#(while raphael has been fascinated with tav from EA and directly connected)
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Actor AU of Eternal Ashes where the kids are all teen YouTubers doing a personal series for Stereo's thesis project that blows up online. (Reset teases Kane on the regular for dying the first episode.)
Actor AU of Doppletale where it's a horror/thriller series. (K is absolutely great at crying on command, and the crew is really friendly outside the set.)
Actor AU of Ec-4o.Verse that's like The Walking Dead so it's super long, but it also functions like a sit-com at the same time. (The cast doesn't really talk to eachother outside the set, but they love being on the show.)
#utmv#utmv oc#random#Eternal Ashes#Doppletale#Ec-4o.verse#I like to think that K is on a different contract than the others for the Dopple-set but she was perfect for the role and ended up on the#cast list#(<- random person who wandered onto set looking for a bathroom or smth and accidentally acted her way into the show by being rlly confused)#oh and EA would function like marble hornets kinda where Stereo is just a side-character. Kane runs the cameras and Shotput helps behind the#scenes along with#Roman when they start dating (<- it gets better as Stereo learns how to direct from the sidelines) and#Stereo forgets to private the series so as they put out new videos the internet eats it up#and the ecto set is like... most of these guys are hired actors w/ no connection to eachother except for#Blue and Rust (who are actually brothers) Reaper and Geno (who are married) and Horror and Killer who used to work on set together#<- and in addition to that I like to think that the dustedafterdeath was always scripted from the start but like. actually happened off-set#too lmao. they just start dating one day#oh and Dopple's set is mostly Illusion Magic so the illusions are the equivalent of Practical Affects and are real-time changes#i love the idea of actor aus sm 🙏🙏🙏
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not to sound like a boomer but i miss when purchasing a game meant you could play said game whenever you wanted
#i havent played minecraft in months because it HAS to download the resources or whatever#the goddamned ea app is so fucking worthless#and the sims 4 is so goddamned broken#every week theres a substantial enough 'bug fix' update that my mods end up breaking#and i just want to play the game i have already purchased and already installed whenever i want#without an internet connection#without mandatory updates#without headache
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palworld having pokemon ripoffs sucks not bc i like nintendo or feel any sort of loyalty to the pokemon franchise but because its boring. the gravest sin a game dev can commit is making an integral piece of their game boring to look at. thats just a fucking wooloo. its boring
"weh weh i hate gamefreak" ok me too. which is exactly why i dont wanna play a game that looks like gamefreak made it
#said with exasperation#palworld#dont get me wrong im having fun w the game but im having fun in spite of the pal designs not because of them#i have just as much fun playing new pokemon snap#the mechanics dont feel connected at all in any meaningful way i know the game is in ea but tht feels like a pretty glaring issue?#also the game LOOKS like an asset flip half the time. no art direction#it all feels very arbitrary. entertaining but arbitrary. like the riverdale of video games
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hey why was that fanfiction the most insane thing i’ve ever read in my life actually. what was all that about huh
#n*t ea*sily c*nquered found dead in a ditch because she’s nothing and no one in comparison#‘oh but beth what about bone of my bone’ etc??? what about it. it’s nothing.#mr tell me a fucking secret……#lines that make you want to walk straight into the sea weighted down by cinderblocks!!!!!#the nearly effortless narrative flow from secrets being their line of connection to what tore them apart….#the tell me a secret line starting out beautiful and romantic and sweet and him turning it on its head and weaponizing it…#the fact that he never asked for another secret again after that….. oh god were really in it now
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dragon age inquisition is available for free on epic games until may 23rd, claim it now if u want it
#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#iv only played origin so this is a nice chance for me to finally get it#u can claim it on epic games then connect ur ea account so itll be in ur ea library too
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"they aren't really friends, it's just because of the tadpole" if the da2 crew had a tadpole absolutely nothing would have changed
#that might have made it worse actually#bg3#da2#also shadowheart still almost murders lae'zel#also the kotor2 crew was all connected through the force and they still fucking hated each other#even if you went fully light side atton was one excuse away to beating up the disciple/the handmaiden#the companions in bg3 care for each other because this is exactly what they have always wanted all along#they just are the kind of person who eas waiting all along for a chance to have this#the da2 companions care for each other too but the world of dragon age is just more complicated and dark and full of systematic issues
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I randomly fell into a bit of nostalgia from the time I was like 12-14 years old and now I'm thinking about my old Sims 2 & 3 families that are probably lost forever😔
#actually re-downloading Sims 3 as we speak#I'm wondering (and secretly hoping) that maybe they're still saved somehow because the game is connected to my EA account#I used to have both games on my dad's old PC which he gave to me for playing games when I was 12 after he got himself a better one#it was still running on Windows XP and was already slow compared to my first laptop that I got for school stuff when I started high school#we moved it out of my room years ago already bc it was just taking up space and I wasn't using it anymore anyway#but when it came to playing Sims or Minecraft it served me very well for a few years🫡#selnia talks
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There isn't enough money in the world that could make a job at EA attractive.
#life of inq#yes i have direct connections to some EA employees i was in the games industry for a decade
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why is there meat in your walls
EA: I have literally no idea what you're referring to. But now I am mildly afraid?
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this is bc my friends love me and just deal with the fact that im a little odd. so ive never really felt compelled to seek other sources of support becuase lea can do what she wants
#i also generally struggle to feel connected in Focused Environments and i get shy about being Supported in my Interests.#which is just the mental illness but i find it comfortable to be in a constant self obliterating war with my brain. not eas ybut comfortabl
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