#Dutp incorrect quotes

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DUTP incorrect quotes

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[quesocane]

Read: Why does the captain call you 'babygirl'?

Keats: Let's just stop talking for a little while.

[kinda-not-really-dutp]

Signy: Isn't it supposed to be "You saved my life, now I owe you a debt"?

Audwin: Nope, other way around. "You saved my life so now I'm your problem". If you don't like it, then just kill me.

[mingsushi]

Fersen: If I can prove that I never touched my balls, can you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?

Blaisdell: No one else was in the room when it happened

Fersen: Is that a yes or..?

Louis: I—

Lafayette: YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS!

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #2

Light: This date is boring.

Gina: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Light: Then why did you invite me?

Gina: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #4

Edward: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Jesse: Thank you

Edward: I didn't say that was a good thing

Jesse: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #7

Emelia: Okay, truth or dare?

Clement: Truth

Emelia: How many hours have you slept this week?

Clement:

Clement: ...Dare

Emelia: Go to bed.

Clement: *murmur* ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴀᴍᴇ

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #5

Cordelia *trying to cheer the group up*: Things could be worse, you know!

Keats: How?

Cordelia: How what?

Keats: How could they be worse?

Cordelia: They couldn’t, I lied.

Keats:

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #3

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #8

*In an interview at the Ki-Ya home*

Mangetsu: A parent can learn many things from their children.

Interviewer: Well, that's pretty inspirational. So, what did you learn from your children, Mrs. Yuta?

Mangetsu: I -

*A loud crash in the background*

*Tou and Momo come down the stairs, fighting like cats and dogs, before Yuta too comes down running, opens a portal, pushes them into it, closes it and then rushes up the stairs to scream back at screaming Yuga*

*An eerie silence for a few seconds*

Interviewer: Uh... Mrs. Yuta-

Mangetsu: Why some species eat their young.

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DUTP Incorrect quotes #6

Colvin: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man I married!

Davis: Then we'll get divorced! And I'm taking Charlotte!

Charlotte, slowly sliding the Monopoly board away from them: Guys... I think it's time we stop playing...

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Audwin: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours. 

Signy: Why do you say that? 

Audwin: Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

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Alina: Would you do me a favor?

Honda: I would literally cover up a murder, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.

Alina: Cool. Can you do the dishes?

Honda:... No.

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Light: Gina has no self-preservation instincts. it’s like she was built without them. 

Kahir: That can’t be true...

Light: Watch this. 

Light: Hey Gina! Race you downstairs! 

Gina: (Jumps out a five story window)

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Signy: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? 

Gina: Punch him in the stomach. And when he’s doubled over, kiss him. 

Romy: Tackle him! 

Elizabeth: Kick him in the shins! 

Audwin: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

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Davis: Well Miss Harris, what are friends for? 

Charlotte: Friends? If pressed I’d say you and I coexist.