#Dumb Thoughts

[ultramarinaa]

I should draw my bear/dilf Martin in a "women scare me, fish want me" cap.....

[crazy-fangirl2524]

All of us want to read “books that are different from the books we like but also exactly like it” and that’s why we have fanfictions. That’s why we love fanfictions. It is literally the book we love but in a different font.

[dangthatscrayz]

Do you guys think the long quiet does random bird things like puff up his feathers when he’s tryna flirt?

[propertyofwanda]

how do i get girls to want to fuck me while also being an anti social autistic weirdo, like are there people out there into that vibe cause wow i need some pussy

[ohheyitsjustbear]

It's called doggystyle because you have him collared and tug on his leash to control how fast he fucks you

[tidiestpegasus]

for a good long while (either because i was a very sheltered child or just early asexual ignorance™) i thought that "bedroom eyes" just meant that they were really sleepy and tired so i thought the universal symbol for smexy time meant they looked like this

[bluenightcomedies]

stray dog: *barks and play-bows* girlfriend who very definitely isn't a werewolf: *abruptly drops to all fours and full-sprints after the now-fleeing dog*

[igetnosleep]

Kind of having a writers block but I have a stupid idea involving sleeping habits.

Leon is the kind of person (I think) would cuddle and like to be cuddled. Big spoon, little spoon doesn’t matter he just needs some sort of physical attachment when he’s asleep otherwise he can’t especially when he has a partner. Idk he seems like he just needs to hold something alive to make him feel grounded.

Chris finds you sleeping peacefully and chooses violence, just lays down on top of you the weight of many boulders pressing you down on your mattress -you have memory foam so you sink down if not, not a pleasant experience-, I don’t care that man looks like a menace for no reason. “Oh you’re hogging the blankets well it’s basically -4° in here so now I’m gonna be a problem.” On the plus side he’s basically a free weighted blanket.

Idk that’s what I’ve gotten with their vibes. I could be wrong.

Might make a small fic for either one.

[azherwind-art]

Water should be called "Wetter" cus it gets things wet

[lotsofpeople48]

I’m aroace and sometimes agender does that mean I am a AAA battery.

[troublesomesnitch]

I was looking at Westeros' funeral customs, and Asoiaf Wiki says this:

"If a dragon is available, it is used to light the flame of the pyre."

And I LOVE that wording, because it made me imagine a dragon being like, "Ooh I'm sorry, I actually can't that day, I already made plans... I'm available Thursday morning though?"

[saaraahka]

Its weird how often people forget talking and writing is two completely different forms of communication that needs very different skills. Did it take me one or two minutes or a day to write this post? It doesent really matter ofc. But in a conversation between four eyes its a very different thing.

And I can't blame anyone who feels like it is simply not fun, fulfilling, or interesting for you to get an endless yes - no - idk chain from the other side. I hate it. I hate trying to have a conversation, and the only thing going on in my pathetic brain is just an empty void. Yet it's who I am, and I hate myself for it.

I just don't understand what to do to compensate for that and be considered good enough to be around by someone. But I doubt it is considered attractive.

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

who is this twink in the mirror that keep staring at me who the fuck do you think you are

[boatingbrookcosplay]

Tma au where everything is the same but all the avatars have heelys and pick up concerning amounts of speed while chasing you downhill because of it.

[celestial-bell-drop]

It's like 1am but I just had a thought and it's dumb but I need to share

Not everyone in the digital circus blushes red/pink

So for the people who don't know, the reason you blush is because blood rushes to your cheeks

I'm also basing this on the inside color of their mouths, models and whatever makes sense

Now that that's out of the way,

Gangle would blush red/pink (idk man it fits to me)

Zooble would blush green (inside of their plushie)

Kinger would blush dark brown (chess piece, cmon)

Ragatha would blush pink/red (inside of her mouth)

Jax would blush yellow or red (inside of mouth and peeled Jax :3)

Pomni would blush grey/black (inside of her mouth)

I am so tired

[asherartzx3]

i like to think that uranium city isn’t a normal town- like instead of birds chirping or cars driving by it’s just meepcity music. everyday all day, just meepcity ost and no one is like ‘damn bro where that music from?’ its just background sound.