#Drunkbird

[obsessedlovebird]

B o n k.

[forensicpupologist]

Me: A drunk off of berries female robin has been running into my bedroom window since 10 this morning.

10am: First notice bird running into my window repeatedly.

11am: Cracked open a separate window and yell at bird... bird leaves.

1102am: The bird is back.

1130am: Friend on the outside shoes bird away.

1140am: The bird is back.

1150am: crack window again yell at it... the bird doesn't leave.

12pm: I leave for lunch.

1pm: Came to grab some stuff from room. Bird still here. Stayed in room, because lazy.

0110pm: Brought my dog into my room in hopes it would scare off the bird.

0112pm: Dog does not care about bird.

0130pm: Got annoyed at bird and ran outside with a metal fence post.

0133pm: Chased bird away. Currently lying in wait.

0137pm: Bird tried to return to my window, but I was ready. Bird now up in a tree, but I see it.

0140pm: Got bored and went on with my day.

0230pm: Went by my room and bird was back.

0240pm: Anger rising. Bird now dubbed Wanda make me mad.

0300pm: Wright long dumb piece on tumblr about Wanda.

0305pm: Wanda is still running repeatedly into my window. I believe she should definitely have a concussion by now.

0308pm: Maybe I should turn this into a comic?

0310pm: Posting on tumblr about Wanda now. Might keep tumblr updated on situation later.

0400pm: Chased bird away with the fence post again.

0500pm: Wanda has yet to return... I don't miss her.

0640pm: everything was fine till 6:35 WHEN SHE CAME BACK! HER BEAK HAS LITERALLY CHANGED SHAPE SINCE THIS MORNING! WHEN WILL SHE LEARN!

[hoppysbirds-blog]

Enjoying a cold beer 🍺😋 #beer #drunk #drunkbird #conure #birbs #birb #greencheek #parrot #parrots #parrotlet #thirsty #greencheekconure #birdsofinstagram

[danielleleephotopro]

Fun Cedar Waxwing fact: they can get drunk eating overripe berries that have started to ferment. Party on pretty bird!

[dougholst]

Doug Holst, 6-29-2021, acrylic on primed paper, 19 x 24 inches. #hudsonny, #drunkbird,

[haradumb]

PUNK ROCK LOCAL WARABI pre."PUNK ROCK LOCAL WARABI(蕨)" あれ〜？ レッチャン来ねーなー？ 行くって言ったから来たのになー？ 体調崩して欠席だそうです（笑） ゴメン！どうでも良い！（笑） ウソです（笑） 久々に会えるかなぁって思ったけど残念でしたー。 まぁでも俺は俺で半分考慮して来たんで。そもそも箱は己が来たいから来る。理由はそれだけ！ No Reason Coca Cola!（笑） やっぱり二万とWALLとムンステは酒も安いし店員さんも顔知ってるし何か落ち着くんです。 という訳で今日も飲んできた訳よ👍 ほぼ知らねーバンドだけど、BEAT ROCKやらレゲエやらノイズやらパンクやら。 それもサイコーな日曜感。そりゃぁキッズも4〜5人居て。微笑ましい。一般の方々は平日厳しいもんねー。ナイスな英才教育‼️でも耳栓はした方が良いと思います。突難の俺が言うんだから間違いないよ。 ナイスとりのNO-ALL！ サイコーっした！ やっぱりWALL行くと靴が汚れます←偏見（笑） #HONEYSUGARMILKCHOCORATES #DEVASTATORS #DRUNKBIRDS #MUDDYBEACH #STURUGGLEFORPRIDE #NO_ALL #PUNKROCKWARABI #PUNKROCK蕨 (Livehouse WALL) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfcfM8DOT5/?igshid=z9mrbvf4uq0q

[sir-adamus]

If you're vagueing was aimed at Winter & Qrow (I forget their ship-portmanteau), methinks peeps were/are leaning ludicrously hard on the Extended Proximity Rule(R), interpersonal tension & Het Hookups As A Given(C). Never mind their only interaction over five seasons was a fight expressly started to mash Elder Schneester's buttons, and I sure don't see much Drunkbird/Scorpionboi floating around (hell, Tyrian even calls QB a 'true huntsman'. Tell me that ain't something to build on!).

mmhmm

[sminilove]

#stedelijkmuseumamsterdam #stedelijkmuseum #stedelijk #museum #amsterdam #myloveforbirds #killerbirds #drunkbirds #whatsgoingwiththesebirds #lovebirds #pigeonbattle #pigeon #birds (bij Stedelijk)

[ourdailybird]

Here’s a gregarious bird that sometimes ends up drunk, the Cedar Waxwing. Fruit makes up a large part of their diet, and sometimes the berries ferment on the trees. Too many fermented berries = a flock of tipsy birds! 

[obsessedlovebird]

Okay I'm drunk as fuck. Yeah it's ten am on a Wednesday morning, your point? LET ME BE DRUNK AND SAD. SO WE'RE DOING THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

Internet friends I'd call to my wedding and Why.

@thejinx : we're the going to karaoke the fuck out of lovejoy and cause chaos. Set stuff on fire. Alexa play Main character syndrome.

@shetheyvinyl @milonotthefish (my beloved who has not a tumblr anymore. May their blog rest in peace) @grocerystoreghost @theramblesofvie @cobble-stone @goatsodaz @gay-lovesongs we're stealing the band's instruments and doing los camp songs

@cryptid-tree you're. Literally obligated to speech and make sure I don't fall over and die while drunk.

@justaburnedoutskank also obligated to speech and get drunk with me.

@cor-is-a-mess just. Yes. We'll talk about how sad we were that it wasn't wilbur. Plus being british.

@sunflowerteaofficial YOU'RE OBLIGATED TO PLAY A SONG AND DANCE WITH ME BELOVED.

@placetofangirl the only chill person I can animatedly rant to about how crazy everyone else is being. I'll keep the breezer specifically for you.

@altdoppelganger you owe me a dance too. Plus we also have have have to just raid the dessert counter before it's ready.

@glitter-skeleton-uwu Also who I'll run to chill out with when jinx starts setting shit on fire.

@dyke-crossing I just think you'd be very funny to invite. Just. Yes.

[outlawdrum]

What is Chinaberry?.. See what's wrong with this bird!

What is Chinaberry?.. See what’s wrong with this bird!

What is Chinaberry?…

Although the scientific name of this tree is Melia Azedarach, it is commonly known by a few names such as White cedar, Bead-tree, Cape lilac, Persian lilac, and Chinaberry. There are also many other names used for this type of tree and it is within the Mahogany family.

This type of tree is mostly referred to as a nuisance or weed tree and has been categorized as invasive.…

[zoadgo]

How do you think Bellamy would react to finding out Murphy and Clarke are banging?

in an ideal world? by joining them

honestly, tho, i think he’d be confused, but okay with it. like, he clearly cares about both of them, and he might not understand why clarke went from hating murphy to fucking him, but as long as they’re both happy, i think bellamy would be cool with it

Hi ho drunk blogging, awayyyyyy

[atsushinagira]

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[obsessedlovebird]

Look at my meow meows.