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[cosmerelists]

A Sexy Fireman Calendar But Make It Stormlight

Happy New Year! Let's imagine what a "sexy men of Roshar" calendar would be like. And yes, yes I am trying to do purely visual gags in a written medium. What can I say? I don't draw.

Anyway, here's how I think such a calendar would be designed if it were made for us since I'm too lazy to look up the names of Rosharan months and I want to make holiday jokes.

1. January: Dalinar

What better way to kick off the new year than with a man who reminds us to just keep taking the next step?

Dalinar is sitting in front of a fireplace full of flamespren wearing his uniform...but with the jacket and shirt all the way unbuttoned, like he's relaxing after a long day of work, his presumably hairy chest on full display.

2. February: Drehy and Dru

The Valentine's Day month of course must feature Urithiru's hottest gay couple.

Drehy and Dru are lying on a heart-shaped mattress, with a red blanket draped artfully across their bodies, rose petals surrounding them. Aside from the blanket, they don't appear to be wearing anything at all...

3. March: Adolin

Adolin is wearing his Easter Best--namely a pink linen shirt with a deep V-neck, a white scarf, white pants, and a winning smile. Also, I think he should be holding a baby bunny, just to really sell it.

4. April: Lopen

Lopen is upside down, stuck to a wall, his rakish grin suggesting that this April Fool's Joke is on you--but also that you'll be laughing along with everyone else.

5. May: Rlain

Like a herald of Spring, Rlain is sitting reclined, his back against a tree, surrounded by blooming flowers. He's in warform, his sharply chiseled muscles making an excellent contrast to all of the soft, bright nature around him.

6. June: Sigzil

Sigzil stands, shirtless and glistening with sweat, beneath the blazing sun. It looks like you caught him mid-kata, spear in hand.

7. July: Kaladin

Kaladin has been photographed in the midst of a summer thunderstorm: his wet hair blowing sideways but in an artful way, his wet undershirt sticking to his chest, and a dramatic bolt of lighting in the background.

8. August: Skar

The back-to-school month features our favorite teacher. Skar is clearly mid-lesson, floating off the ground, glowing with Stormlight, holding his hand up as though expounding.

9. September: Renarin

Renarin is standing amid fall colors, leaves floating gently to the ground around him. He's dressed as if for the crisp fall air in a long coat, flannel shirt, and pants. He's holding a warm mug of cider, the steam rising past his face.

10. October: Hoid

Hoid...well I'd have to say he looks both hot and creepy. He's wearing a masquerade mask and suit, holding a martini glass. His eyes say that he has many secrets.

11. November: Rock

Rock has made you a FEAST for Thanksgiving! He's standing in front of a table laden in food (stew front and center, of course), holding his arms out wide as if inviting you to join him, a huge grin on his face.

12. December: the Stick

It's stuck in the ground, standing up, with a single Christmas ornament as decoration.

Yes, despite not being a man, the stick has made it into the Sexy Men Calendar. What can't it do?

[toilet-juicer]

Saw the new movie in theaters the other day and was inspired to make some art. However, I guess it didn't inspire me enough to actually draw from it. I really like the third movie. 😭

My close friends all know how much I love this weird franchise and I'm surprised I didn't make something sooner honestly. Maybe the broad body shapes intimidate me...

[lexie1345]

Crackship alert, I REPEAT CRACKSHIP ALERT ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[t0xic-dew1]

just some headcanons ^_^

also happy pride month!!

[confesspinkfloyd]

When I was 14, I was so down bad that every time I watched a movie, I would imagine David fucking the characters. This hit its peak when I watched Despicable Me 3 and I imagined him having a threesome with Gru and Dru. That's when I knew I had a problem

[benzodolli3]

[goldengoatgood]

HUG ME!

🖤🤍

[gracegootee]

So I was watching Despicable Me 3 with my siblings and noticed this:

In these two Illumination movies, the big brother is about to be burned/fried alive and the little brother comes to the rescue!🙌

I know Gru and Dru are twins while Mario and Luigi are fraternal twins but I can see Dru resembling the younger twin.😄

[oakmoviez]

you just know i f/w this silly guy

[calistairs]

are we living or just waiting for the last king of faerie release?

[mewmewgirl102]

fool for love

[the-420-siren]

Lets start the day off with drink and get some of sips out of the way before i start doing shots hehe

[f1xut0-xd]

A compilation of drawings i did of despicable me just bc :>

[t0xic-dew1]

literally them fr.

sorry i got the last one mixed up😭

but omg

[jaedestormbringer]

I think Gru's father being confirmed dead in the third movie is a good thing, cuz the fourth movie, adding a bunch of new characters, from Gru's child to Poppy to the neighbors to that old lady, has proven that the Despicable Me franchise suffers from character bloat.