#DreamXD x reader

[1donoow]

CONTENT CREATOR FANFICS REC Pt.1

[Fanfics i've read]

edited

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♡ - smut

Mostly fluff

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Ranboo

Technoblade

Tommyinnit

Quackity

Jschlatt

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@mcyt-peach - getting attention from author!reader

- playing fnaf security breach with them

- late night shopping

@peacheskimi - headcannon

@mothra-mcyt - reacting to young reader getting a weirdchamp donos

- reacting to reader sleeping with a stuffed animal

- reaction to reader who loves space and stars

@chippedaxe - demon mcyt hc (demon!mcyt)

@peppermin - favorite cuddle position

@rae-writes - ___ (platonic adult!reader)

- parental smp pt.1 pt.2

@god1ngs - petnames

@dsmpxreaderstuff - affectionate reader

@smol-cherry - dsmp w/ injured s/o

@lvyu - and we're live!

@basilly - lockscreen (feral boys + wilbur)

@the-emptied-brain-contents - how dsmp members would react to finally meeting you in person

@bozowrites - baby meets viewers pt 3

@beewastaken - internet brothers (Cc!benchtrio x younger!reader)

@dreamholic - wiping off their kisses

@satansmanger - kissing them while they're streaming

@akasuki - reacting to their s/o wearing their hoddie

@wrenqueenisboss - Chaos Is Not "Pog" (bench trio x older sibling!reader)

@kzuhasluvr - Tubbo + Tommyinnit with a skilled game developer sibling

@1sapnapsimp - walking in while their streaming/recording a video (platonic!bench trio)

@applekoshi - you are so gorgeous (cc! benchtrio)

@dsmpxreaderstuff - Reader losing/breaking their glasses

@crystalcow - oh sister of mine

@fandomlit - flirting 101

@etheriaaly - surprise, surprise

@wrenqueenisboss - bee hybrid!reader(3/4)

@beeindaclouds - C!DSMP reacting to Butterfly Hybrid! Reader

- Crew Boys with a Reader who has tics

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Ranboo

@ohlovejoy - falling asleep on them

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Technoblade

@isadora-larkspur - standing infront of them protectively

@milqueandsugar - Birds of a Feather (peonix!reader)

@sunniewrites - blooming season (flower shop au!)

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Tommyinnit

@isadora-larkspur - touch starved

- dating tommy would include

@livelle - hc and blurbs

- headcannon (c!tommy x filipino!reader)

- the greatest protector

@mcyt-peach - troublemaker takeover(sister!reader)

- speaking of the sister(sister!reader)

@for-memories-sacrifice - big man best brother(sister!reader)

- Being Tommy’s Sibling

@tapesfrom1980 - sisterinnit

@ze-maki-nin - Tommy dating an Artist! Reader

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Quackity

@mcyt-peach - knitting with quackity on stream

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Dreamxd

@god1ngs - headcannon (deity!reader)

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Jschlatt

@mcyt-peach - flirting with schlatt

^ - being on chuckle sandwich as schlatt's s/o

[roxiezsxx]

~ hopeless devotion ~

Y/n is DreamXD's hopelessly devoted follower

Y/n was well known around the SMP for their loyalty towards the main God, DreamXD. If not in their house, they were in the temple, praying towards the Deity whether it be for prosperous wealth or a long lasting harvest they were there. Now DreamXD knew exactly who they were and to say the least he was interested with them whether it be infatuation or just a natural curiosity that he had always had towards humans, he himself was unsure and yet- he always made sure your prayers never went unanswered. To Foolish it had began to become bothersome as he was never around to help him in times of crisis and need, he was always beside you, was he happy his brother was off his back, well of course! but he needed help running the SMP. Foolish had nothing against you at all. "Again, Dream? let the mortal live in peace!" Foolish snapped. He had become overtly angry within the last few days, frustration boiling through his teeth and falling out into words. Hoping DreamXD could understand his current dilemma. "Im sorry Foolish, but arent they just captivating! look at them- isnt it just wonderful of mortals can have so little and still feel blessed?"

He smiled softly at your figure which was tending to your small chicken farm- your voice could soothe him to sleep if you talked for all eternity. He found you extravagant no not extravagant, calming and gentle. You treat no other animals different than you treated others. "And how could I stay away? look at them- they're angelic." His voice softened as he spoke of you, never letting you out of his sight. He sighed gently. "What next, your gonna betroth them to you?" DreamXD perked up at Foolishes comment, however foolishes face arose in fear "Oh no! no, no no! we cant be with mortals XD, you know that better than ANYONE else."

XD looked away anger chipping away at him "Dont you dare speak of her, you know she was our mother." Foolish scoffed, rolling his eyes as he walked out of the room of which DreamXD was watching you in, sick of it already. "You never listen XD. And one day you shall regret." He spat, the hatred and resentment towards him seeping into his words and body language. With that he left the room- slamming the door behind him a loud thud. "Useless. I don't need you," XD snarled, gripping the gold embezzlements upon the throne of which he sat upon. He pondered for a moment of what he should do, he held his chin within his right hand, soon enough he got an idea. "I shall just visit them, and court them to show him wrong, yes that shall do!" Soon enough the man teleported down to you- well not exactly on you, but near you, near enough so he could see you but you couldn't see him. He wearily walked closer towards you- his soft white wings dragging on the floor beneath him, he let out a cough to signal someone was there not sure on how to start the conversation. Y/N turned around, not fully looking up at him. "Yes, how may I help you-" Y/N'S voice was cut off as they stared at XD in utter shock and disbelief- immediately they fell to their knees and began to pray to him, an awkward yet smug smile. "Come now my follower, no such actions are needed." He spoke, his voice softening- he held his hand out for Y/N to take it . And they did their eyes sparkling in disbelief as they looked at him- he was much taller than them he appeared to be ten foot? maybe more? they were unsure and yet they stared at him with such hope. "My lord, may I ask why are you here?" Y/N inquired curious as to why DreamXD was stood infront of them, holding them with such care as if they were a porcelain doll that had withered with age and was close to shattering. XD did not have an answer to that, he stared down at them unsure of what to say- he tried speaking and yet nothing elicited from his mouth so he just stood in silence hoping you would too. He knows exactly what he came here for but it does not sound the best, he cannot just say "Oh my devoted follower i am here to ask you hand in marriage" he has only just met them. And yet he feels like they have met before like they were destined and designed for the other. -------------------------------------------- Foolish stared down at the interaction, nothing but disdain and disgust was painted upon his face. It would be different if it were him. he knew that because it was once him- once XD found out he forbade him from seeing him. His sam, it was not fair how when it came to DreamXD second standards were held up. "I shall make your life a living hell XD."

Word count-839 time spent on this- 3 hours HI GUYS AUTHOR HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I AM WORKING ON HATRED PT.2 I JUST HAVE WRITERS BLOCK SO IM TRYING TO HELP THAT WITH THIS!! :^ CROSSPOSTED ON AO3

[slimeyliveshere]

Museum

Thought process: OK hear me out. What if the Dream SMP events happened in real life? And they have a history museum dedicated to it. And they have wax figures of ALL the people on the SMP. One day the reader gets stuck in the museum after staying late. The people who were closing did a terrible job at their job. But as soon as the doors close the figures come alive. Story: The sun peeked out from behind the building. The Utah sun retries early I guess. The museum you were standing in looked as if it needed to be retired too. The town in general looked like it needed a makeover. At least the old retirees that live here are nice. When you got closer you saw the large oak doors had stained glass instead of windows. As you walked up the stairs to the doors to make it easier to see to colorful windows. They showed stories of people with colorful glass shards. You pushed open the tall oak doors to be greeted with an overly dusty entrance room. There was a woman around 50 sitting at the desk on her phone. She didn't notice you as you walked up to the counter and placed a five-dollar bill on the round desk. She didn't even notice when you walked right past her and into the museum. Right, when you walked past the desk you are met with the long hallways filled with glass cases that are filled with pieces of clothing and smaller items from the war-filled area. But what caught your attention was the large room right behind the desk. It had high-vaulted ceilings with large sunlight windows in the rafters. They were casting the last of the dusty afternoon sun into the room. 'wow' Was the only thing that entered your mind. The areas around the room were pushed in creating small half-rooms inside with extremely well-crafted wax figures. The first one to catch your eye was a tall brunette. He stood in a red and blue uniform holding an iron-like sword in his hands. His curly hair fell over his glasses and glass eyes that looked too real for a figure. A blonde teenager was standing behind him wearing the same uniform and clutching his arm while a red liquid stained his uniform. Across the room stood three men one wielding a sword. The second held a hand with a lit lighter out in front of him his eyes blazed a brilliant orange. Lastly, the third held a bow drawn back and pointed across the hall at the blonde boy. You stood frozen in between the five gazing around the room at the history in front of you. The next room had a male standing above a button hand hovering above it. Their sunglasses slid down his nose showing their pure white eyes. Across from the man, three people stood baking what looked to be cupcakes. The girl had pink hair and one of the men had blue and red colored glasses and close to no hair. Behind them sat what looked to be a fox-hybrid who sat nibbling on a pale-colored cupcake. On a pillar in the middle of the room stood a man with goat horns curling around his goat-like ears one hand lifted over the podium. His mouth was open as if he was giving an important speech. At the bottom of the pillar stood another man with large golden wings his arms folded across his chest smiling. Behind them stood two older-looking males. One with large black wings spread wide and the other had the skull of what looked to be a pig. The next room had two people in it a very tall male with his skin split down the middle black on one side and white on the other. The next was still odd he was very short and had the same goat features as the man on the podium. As you marvel at the room you didn't hear the lady at the desk get up and lock the doors leaving or the sun finally tucking under the horizon till you felt something wizz past the back of your head. Your head snapped to the right back toward the people in uniform. They stood moved from their original positions. They stood there blinking at the newcomer. You saw the arrow planted into the ivory floor that was originally in the bowman's bow and turned to look at the trio across from the boys. The blue-clad man had redrawn his bow but it was pointed at the floor. The other two men had let their weapons fall to their sides. You spun around the room the see all the figures were moving. The man on the podium lowered his hands and closed his mouth the stare at you. "Who are you?" the green-clad man asked in a loud voice walking up to you. The brunette in uniform walked up on the other side of you. "Y-y/n, my name is Y/n," you muttered focusing on the blonde's stunningly bright green eyes. They looked too real for glass. The brunette looked up and pulled the green man away from you. While they were talking you took it as a chance to stare at all the wax figures who now staring back at you. The pink-haired lady looked over at you and gave you a small wave. Of course, you gave a small wave back. You turned back toward the tall males and caught the last of their conversation. "Should we take her to XD?" Wilbur asked ignoring you and turning to the blonde. "Yes, probably. Tommy stay here and babysit Schlatt he looks drunk again," the teen grumbled but walked over to the podium. The brunette grabbed a hold of her wrist and started walking out of the room. The blonde trailing behind but catching up and grabbing your other hand. They still pulled you down one of the long hallways. They as in more the brunette than the blonde pulled you down a hallway and into a dark room. Before your eyes could adjust you heard a voice. "Wilbur? Dream? What are doing here?" the voice was loud and commanding. "Dream talk," the voice said again after no one answered it. The brunette let go of your hand and was blindly looking for the light switch. When he found it and switched on the lights. In front of you stood an extremely tall male. He had two large sets of white wings coming from his back and a pair of gold-colored halos floating above his head. He also had the same stunning green eyes and blonde hair as Dream or that's what the man called him. "Hello, Mortal," the winged man said now looking down. In my view, he made you feel already smaller than you already were. Though you were a very shy person you still gave the god a good glare. "XD. Her name is Y/n," the brunette- Wilbur snapped at the god. "Mortal, slave, pet, Y/n same thing. She is still under me," XD gladly snapped back at Wilbur. Just then a blonde head popped into the room. "Wilbur, Schlatt managed to lose his eye again," the teen whined. The four of you just stared at him. You probably thinking he's crazy. "Tell him Eret found it," XD spoke up. "Thank you, big man!" Tommy yelled running out of the room. "I am Wilbur," the brunette said even if you knew his name you were glad he introduced himself. "that's Dream and DreamXD, and the child is Tommy." He grabbed your hand this time instead of your forearm and started walking toward the hall again. Wilbur took a sharp turn to a different room instead of the main hall that you had met him in. When he pushed open the heavy wooden doors into what looked to be an auditorium.

[maxismp1]

Can you make it rain again

Re-write

It was a pleasing day at the small land of many secrets. The field filled with flowers of every kind know to man. Many collors going miles without an end. This place was known to one person, and that specific person was blessed by a god. She was blessed with the peace. She was blessed with this land, and she must care for it! And the very God that has given her the peace.

DreaXD, the lord of smp, the God of gods, and someone.... someone you could call a friend.

You have meet in a rather said surprising circumstances.

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It was a sunny day at the so called land of chaos. Or it's original name, The DSMP. You wished to have a simple picnic by yourself. Everything was prepared a day before. A simple red and white blanket, some sweets of course, and a book to read. You had it perfectly planned.

The place you picked was a small garden with your flowers, it was a hill behind your house. The perfec mix of sunny weather and a slight breeze was quite pleasant.

You gathered your basket and went on your way. It didnt take you long, of course but it still felt like a small journey. When you arrived at your destination, you calmly put the basket down, got the blanket out of it, and settled down.

It has been few hours since you settled down, few cookies Here and there along with a peace of strawberry cake you prepared. The weather was still the same. Until the slight breeze picked up, it soon became a small spiral of wind and leafs. A slight golden glow startet appering. The leafs picked up a human like shape and it soon became an actually human. Tho this human had wings...

You didn't mind, there were many hybrids on the smp. It was not weird to see a new one here and there.

The breeze came back to normality, the humanoid title his head to the side, as if he was questioning me.

"Do you wish to have some strawberry cake with me"

I offered. It was not polite to not offer a person some cake if you already had plenty in your basket.

The fellow hybrid looked even more confused, it was harder to say his expression because of the mask on his face, the lips were still visible. There was a small frown, but, eho am I to blame them.

"You are not... scared?"

They asked

"Should I be?"

I replied with a question of my own

"Yes."

"Do you plan on hurting me?"

"No."

"Okay then. My offer still stand mister. Do you wish to have some of my home made strawberry cake ?"

"Sure.."

I scooted over so they could have some space. Reaching into my backed I pulled out the cake, and sliced a peace of it. Putting it on a small plate decorated with flowers. I gave it to them, also not forgeting the fork.

The frown turned into a smile and they began to eat it. An pleased hum could been heard here and there. After eating in a comfortable silence. Both of you decided to chat.

That small picnic you had planned turned in to a talk with a creature, later learning that HE was a GOD.

The visit became often, from few days in month to few days im week. It soon tuned into a daily visit, and a part of your routine.

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As much as you wished to go outside, you simply couldn't. You wasted a lot of energy farming yesterday. You could have asked for the potato's.... but you do not wish to abuse his kindness.

The light started shining straight to your eyes true your blinds.

'I thought I closed them'

Slowly, you sat in your bed, the blankets mangled with your feet. Reaching towards the blind you separated them, letting the light finally come true. There were few birds to be heard, but your focus was only on the wind going in circles.

To an ordinary human, that would be a sign of bed Wether coming. But to you, to you this was a sign. XD was calling for you.

With an smiled you opened your window, letting some fresh air come along aswell.

"XD... I have to sadly tell you I cannot go outside today. As much as I wish to do so. I'm simply to tired. Please understand. If you wish, you can come to my home and we could talk in here"

The moment you have ended the sentence, the glow you have memorised has aperd in your room, few feet away from your bed frame.

"Well hello there XD"

"Hello y/n.. you look.... ravishing as always"

You could tell that was sarcasm... your hair is mangled and your clothes wrinkled.

"Oh shush mister, you saw me in worse conditions. Now do you wish to talk or muck me while I have awoken not less then 5 minutes ago."

"I wish to talk"

"Good choise"

You patted the bed and moved to side so he could have some space to lay in your bed. To his suprise, you didnt just start talking like you ussual do. Instead, you snuggled in his side. He was frozen for a moment. Then remember on of your many conversations.

'It's called cuddling XD, we do it ti show love, or when we just want to be hugged'

It was a simple one, but to the God... not that much.

Few minuts have passed, he ended the fight with his mind. Slowly picking you up and putting you on his chest, his wings writing around you protectively.

"XD"

"Yes y/n"

"I have a request"

Upon that, you snuggled in his chest a lil

"Ask my dear"

"Could you make it rain?"

"Well of course, anything for you"

Moving his hand away from your embrace, he flicked it once and the sunny weather soon turned in to a slight rain. .

This was nothing new yet nothing old. It was a simple act of him. You never asked for anything unless it's nesesery. So this small request was pleasing for XD. He was okay with it.

Small hum was heard and soon your breathing became slower and in a slight rhythm. You have fallen asleep.

I hope y'all like the re write. I will start doing requests tomorow, they are still open, just aint gona do them rn

Have a pleasant nigh or day.

Goodbye my dear

[ghostbursblog]

DSMP Headcanon

before we start I here's my Wattpad user @mha2579 to see the full story also still in the making :) 

I can see something in the dreamsmp where every 100-1000 years a god/goddess are arranged to marry a mortal with the person who chose being DreamXD and when he’s turn came he had picked me. (in this me and my friend we are in the server and I'm Wilbur's kid) read the full story on Wattpad 

[nerdysleepybunny]

M A S T E R L I S T : DreamSMP

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

Headcanons

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Rambles

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Fics

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

[serotonincemetery]

DreamXD + Reader

Whats up bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes. I've returned. Uhhhh my mental health spiralled for the longest time, and boy its still spiralling, but much slower. Uhh kinda thought up this chapter while in the car.. ALSO DONT SPOIL THE ENDING OF THE DSMP BECAUSE I HAVENT WORKED UP THE MOTIVATION TO WATCH IT.

TW//Religion(??)

(No hate on religion)

Have this chapter :>

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This is how everyone acted.

Faithful.

You ever committed a sin,

They told you to pray it away. Constant prayers towards their god XD

They believe if they pray hard enough that they will be visited by XD himself. But that has only happened one other time and the man, the arch bishop, Dream, went mad and corrupted his fellow men and hurt many people in the process. He now sits in prison.

People are dragging you into the church of prime at this moment. You never meant to.

They thought you had been in contact with their ex arch bishop and communing with him through PVP and HD.

As the doors are thrown open and you are dragged down the pews you look at the few people who are sitting and praying. They turn to face you, tears running down your face and hair disheveled.

The priests walked up and threw you in front of the marble statue of XD.

"You are to pray, and pray hard for your forgiveness." One said.

I sniffed and turned back and looked up at the chiseled statue. When you weren't praying the priest kicked at your side. "I said pray for your forgiveness!" He hissed.

You grip your side as you collapse onto your front. You grasped at your injured ribs and placed your forehead against the cold marble and began to mutter prayer after prayer with tears streaming down your forehead and onto the pristine floor.

"Oh, our god, XD, forgive me, forgive my unworthiness, forgive my wrongness, for the only one I worship is you"

You recited while letting your tears puddle under your forehead. Taking a moment to harshly sniff to stop the snot from running down your face like the tears. You inhale and recite the prayer again. Knowing the priests were behind you.

Feeling the pain spread throughout your body the longer you laid hunched. First from your ribs, to your spine, the pain dancing like a ballet recital up and down your spine. Then the pain spreading down to your thighs, muscles throbbing from the strain put on them within the past half an hour of running and being dragged in. The pain spreading up and down your body, landing at your elbows that rested in the air and against the marble tiles.

You cried as you recited the prayer again, before feeling the kick of the priest again. "XD can't hear you!" He shouted. You shrieked as you fully collapsed to the ground, grabbing at your sides to protect them. You recited louder.

"Oh, our god, XD, forgive me, forgive my unworthiness, forgive my wrongness, for the only one I worship is you!"

You cried as you spoke again, pausing to sniff again. Your body trembling. You could faintly hear the priest call out to all the others in the pews behind you for them to pray for your forgiveness.

You sobbed, feeling your body on fire. First the tingling. Then the burning sensation followed, the burning spread throughout your body. The most intense burning was dancing across your ribs. You cried out for mercy before you noticed the glint of light reflecting on your tears that graced the floor.

You used your strength to lift your head up and watched as the light got brighter. Your eyes widened and you raised an arm up to shield your head as you placed it back to the marble.

You could hear gasps from the priests and other church goers. The bright white light faded, you saw green fabric out of your peripheral that gently laid against the same marble as your tears. You felt your tears fall again due to the painful sensation returning to your ribs.

"I'm sorry! Please forgive me and stop this pain!" You cried.

"Whatever for child? Why do you lay before me in pain?" The godly voice of XD bellowed out through the church of Prime.

There were cries in the pews followed by gasps and shrieks.

The god, XD, stood in front of your frail body.

"Child why do you weep?" He asks softly.

"I-I'm sorry!" You cry. "Please forgive me!" Surely he was going to kill you. Going against his words. This was pathetic. YOU were pathetic. He must've thought you were pathetic. Crying in front of him.

"I ask you again, why do you weep, young one?" He says.

You sniff and lift your head to look at him. He stood towering over you.

"They were-" A priest started before being cut off by the rumbling voice of the god before you.

"Did I ask you?" He raises his voice. The priest's eyes widen and you turn to see him on his knees. "Speak again and I will separate your innards from your insides." The priest nodded quickly. He turns to look down on you. You look up to meet the gaze of his mask. "Child, why do you ask for forgiveness?"

You inhale shakily and open your mouth to speak before pausing and then closing your mouth.

"You may speak" He says softly.

You open your mouth again to speak and finally get the words out. "I disobeyed your words.." You whispered.

He looks up to watch the priests. "You plant false words into this child's mind? You harm this child in my name just so you may have a reason to harm another." He bellows. "This child has done nothing wrong. You make this child pray for forgiveness when there is nothing to be forgiven."

You flinch as he looks back to you. You press your forehead to the floor when you see him kneel down to you.

"Child, you have done nothing wrong. Do not let their false teaching force you into their hands." He pauses. "You have no need to fear me. Please meet my gaze" He says softly.

You squeeze your eyes shut before lifting your head up and opening your eyes to look at him.

"Thank you, child." He says as he places his finger under your chin, holding the front with his thumb. "What have they done to you?" He mutters. You tense more as you feel his grip tighten before loosening on your chin. "Ease." He mutters. "You shall no longer feel any pain while I am in your presence." He whispers to you.

You close your eyes tightly as you then feel the pain in your ribs subside, as well as the cramping of your muscles. "Tha..nk you." You mutter.

He stands and looks towards the priests and onlookers from the pews. "Let this be a lesson, spread falsehoods and those who partake, shall be punished. This child has done no type of acts that requires forgiveness." He calls out before looking back down to you. "Child, may you stand for me?" He asks kindly.

You nod before taking a moment to push your body up. You felt a hand grab at your shirt for a moment before it let go. You turn to see one of the priests wrist between the hand of XD. Your eyes widen as the priest begins to scream and XD lets go. The priest's wrist with a burnt hand mark, singeing the sleeve.

"Child." He beckons to you. You quickly look to him to find him not between you and the priest anymore. You turn and see him back where he was. You quickly bow. "Child do not lower yourself. I have a proposition for you." He says softly as he glides beside you and places a hand on your back. You stand up and look up at him. "I would like to take you away from here, to a place of others like you, safe from falsehoods."

You feel your body freeze. You raise your eyebrows. "Really?" You mutter.

"Of course, only if you wish to go." He says softly. "If you wish to go, I shall take you there."

"I.. Um, yes, I would like to go." You mutter.

"Okay child. Place your hand over mine and I shall take you there." He kindly says as he reached out his hand for you to take.

You nod and reach your arm up and place your hand in his and he nods and you feel as light as air before you feel your feet land on soft grass. You smile as you look around and pull your hand from XD's grasp and turn and run.

You run through the knee-high grass and grin as you turn towards XD, standing in the same place. "Thank you so much!" You beam.

"Child, please come here." He kindly calls out to you. You grin and bound over quickly. "Close your eyes." You nod and close your eyes. "Slowly lower yourself down into the grass." He places a hand on your shoulder and one on your back. You feel warmth spreading throughout your body from his hands.

"You must be tired. Please rest." He whispers softly. "I may not be here when you wake, but when you wake, you'll be with the others like you."

"Okay." You yawn. "Thank you for everything." You mutter.

"Of course, little one. Now rest, shut your eyes and let your body relax and sleep."

You feel your muscles relax and let your head fall onto the grass and let your eyes close and roll to the back of your head. And in those moments before slumber, you take a final breath before the air left your lungs and you were dropped into an eternal peace of death.

[iamthemain-character]

That’s Your Ex?

c!technoblade x goddess! reader, ex!dreamXD x reader, hinted dreamXD x c!georgenotfound

she/her pronouns

TW: none

mcyt masterlist

You could practically feel the stare; sure enough, as you turned your head towards your partner, he was looking at you as if he had never seen you before.

You straightened up, stretching after being bent over the potato garden for hours. The snow was lightly melting, and you knew that Technoblade enjoyed the moments of sunshine that broke the monotony of snowy tundra.

Collecting the harvested potatoes, you still could feel Techno watching you.

“It’s impolite to stare you know.”

“Art is meant to be looked at.”

Slightly scoffing at the complimentary pickup line, you threw a clump of dirt at your partner. “That was cheesy and you know it.”

Technoblade smiled, getting up and walking over to you. When he reached your side, he held your face in his hands, his thumbs gently running over your cheeks. “Maybe, but you are absolutely gorgeous.”

Technoblade placed a kiss on your forehead before turning and taking his basket of seedling potatoes back towards the house. Collecting up your materials as well, you followed his footsteps.

Just as you were coming around the corner, however, you saw Technoblade standing, his sword drawn. Hearing your footsteps as you approached he held his hand out, warning you to stay back, but you were not so easily wavered. Looking over Techno’s shoulder, you saw what the threat was:

your ex.

More specifically, DreamXD. You two had once had an on again, off again type of relationship, mostly full of grand gifts and excessive flirting on your ex’s part. Eventually you got tired of it and moved on, and later you were rewarded with the love of your life.

But DreamXD was a jealous god, and he had a hard time letting you go. He used to try to win you back, swinging wildly between lavish gifts and intense threats. You knew at the end of the day, however, that he would never lay a hand on you. You both were wise enough to know that no one ever won in a war between gods.

Eventually, you did tire of the constant unwelcome attention, so you moved into the mortal realm. And that was how you met Technoblade and eventually fell in love.

But now DreamXD was here again, determined to ruin the peace. Rolling your eyes, you walked by Techno, arms crossing over your chest as you stopped in front of DreamXD.

“Y/n.” His voice was smooth and echoey this time, the one he used when he wanted to fit in with mortals.

“DreamXD. What are you doing here?”

The god titled his head, playing up innocence. “It’s been a while Y/n, can’t I come see you?”

Scoffing, you shook your head in return. “We both know you don’t just ‘come to see’ people. Please don’t tell me you want me to come back to you again.”

DreamXD paused a moment, considering your words. “You really don’t miss what we had, what we were?”

“No. No DreamXD, I don’t miss you.”

He didn’t respond; he simply stood there and stared at you. He shifted his gaze behind you, looking at Technoblade.

“You fell in love with a mortal.”

You felt Technoblade get closer to you, his sword still drawn in case you needed protection. You smiled despite yourself, trying to appear as neutral as possible. “I did.”

DreamXD nodded again, but he seemed distant, like he was thinking about something entirely different. “These mortals, they do have a strange charm to them, do they not.”

Just as he said those words, a figure came crashing through the tree line. Clad in blue with large, white-rimmed glasses, they approached DreamXD casually.

“Where have you been? You said you were going to help me?” The crisp accent came through, the person impatiently looking at the god.

You watched as DreamXD’s entire body language changed, his attention solely on this one person. You saw him become possessive and obsessive, and you recognized that this must be the “strange charm” DreamXD had just been talking about.

The newcomer started walking away, and DreamXD followed after. Looking back one last time, he nodded, a sign of farewell to you. As the pair disappeared into the distance, you took a deep breath and turned to look at your partner. Wrapping your arms around his neck, Technoblade pulled you in close, touching your foreheads together.

“What the heck was that Y/n?”

“Oh, that was my ex, sorry about that.”

Technoblade blinked a couple times, trying to process this information. “The god of this server is your ex???”

You pressed a kiss to his lips before letting go and walking back to the house, grabbing the potatoes you had previously abandoned. “Don’t worry, he’s just an ex, that’s all.”

“Heh?????”

[huneekrispee]

To be a God

Pairing: p! DreamXD x child! Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: After seeing his mortal counterpart fail to run his own server properly, leading to his people rebelling and throwing him in jail, DreamXD sends his child to the Dream SMP to tell everyone a very important message.

Warnings: platonic, -tiny mention of: blood, fire, explosions-, XD is (Y/N)'s father, XD also has 4 arms, (Y/N) is a demigod, (Y/N) wears jewelry, Spoilers for the prison arc, cursing.

Requested? No.

Word Count: 2004

A/N: Because my god complex (/lh) decided to act up today, have this :) I hope you have a good day/afternoon/night and stay hydrated!! Happy reading ^_^ -Hunee <3

The realm of the Gods was nothing short of beautiful. With each God being given their own realm they can bend and shape to their own will as they please, living in a God's realm truly was the highest of privileges for any mortal.

For the god of chaos and destruction, DreamXD's realm was strangely calming.

With the bright sky shifting into a gorgeous navy blue littered with stars each night, it was always a joy to live in his realm.

If it was just XD inhabiting his realm, then he could care less about how it looks. However, with the addition of his child living in his realm with him, he made his realm fit for a child to live in.

The child in question? (Y/N) XD, a demigod following in their father's footsteps to become a god of chaos.

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Biologically, the two weren't related.

When (Y/N) was a baby, XD was worshipped across all of the realms. Villages and towns prayed to the god of destruction, offering him lavish gifts in exchange for chaos to leave them alone.

It was around one hundred years ago. XD had been summoned to a village through a proper ritual. When the god examined the situation before him, he had noticed that on a pedestal in front of him, like an altar, was a baby.

It was swaddled in green cloth, but it didn't cry out like most babies did. All it did was whimper, confused and scared.

Behind his mask, XD stared at the child.

He then looked around at the villagers around in the room. The cleric came forward, bowing down on one knee as he spoke up.

"The God of destruction and chaos, DreamXD. We offer you the firstborn of the fairest maiden of the village. Please protect us and-"

"What is the meaning of this?"

The cleric's eyes widened. His purple robes swished as he knelt down further. Squeezing his eyes shut, he gulped, feeling a bead of sweat run down the side of his head.

Stammering, the villager standing behind the cleric responded, "My God, we beg of you to spill the blood of the fairest's firstborn. We believe that doing so will help you protect us-"

The god clad in green stepped forward towards the altar, looking down upon the child who was staring back up at him. Reaching two ring-clad hands out, he picked up the child.

Turning around, facing his back to the villagers in the room, XD stretches out another hand towards the child. Their eyes looked curiously at his index finger full of golden rings, moving both of their tiny hands to curl onto the finger, holding it in their grasp.

They cooed as they saw the emerald on one of the rings sparkle in the light. Noticing the child's amazement, XD smiled, lost in his own world with the child that was meant to be killed in his name.

"You are a curious one. Truly an adorable child."

Hearing his statement, the villagers proceeded to internally panic. This was not going according to plan.

"How could you want to kill such an innocent child? In the name of protection? Cowards."

XD turned back around to face the growing crowd in the village. Stretching his last hand out, he snapped his fingers at the cleric. In an instant, the cleric was lit on fire, the green flames spreading across his robes and skin, burning it.

The lime green fire quickly slicked around the room, consuming the remaining villagers in the area.

Snapping his fingers once again, the hiss of TNT echoed throughout the village. Being set off from the flames consuming the entire village, explosions surrounded the area, blowing up the village who asked for his protection.

He looked down at the baby in two of his arms, bringing the third one up to stroke their head, watching as a small smile appeared on the baby's face as they watched the chaos unfold, turning to look up at their new father.

Looking at their doe orbs, the fire reflecting off their eyes, XD knew this child would go far.

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XD had decided to raise the child, naming them (Y/N) XD.

When (Y/N) was five years old, XD decided to make his child a demigod, raising them up to their true potential to be a god when they're older.

(Y/N) had decided that they wanted to become a god of chaos like their father, following in his footsteps.

Despite meeting many other gods, none of them stood out to (Y/N) quite like Philza and his wife Kristin, 'Lady death' as they called her.

XD had taken his child with them one time when he needed to meet with the couple on an urgent matter.

(Y/N) had held onto his hand, eyes widening at the sight of Philza's wings.

"Pretty."

That was the only word (Y/N) could day when they saw the wings. Letting go of her father's hand as he went to talk to lady death, (Y/N) quickly reached into her endless inventory, pulling out a stack of diamond blocks.

Phil's eyes widened at the sight of the expensive blocks, turning to XD as the young child shoved the stack of blocks in his hands.

"Um.. DreamXD?"

Safe to say, you were grounded from using creative mode for a few weeks.

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Back in XD's realm, he stands near the window in the mansion of his realm. Staring out into the garden outside as he fiddled with the end of his green sleeve. He called out for his child.

"(Y/N)!"

In a flash of green light behind him, said child, who was now a teenager, despite being nearly one hundred years old in god years, appeared.

Their lavish green robes swayed as they walked towards their father. Golden jewelry clanging together.

"Father, you asked for me?"

XD turned to look at his child, smiling at them.

"My dear child."

He stretched open his four arms for a hug, smile growing wider as (Y/N) hugged him. He wrapped all his arms around them. After pulling away, he continued to smile at them.

"I have a job for you."

"Hmm? Yes, what is it? Is it blowing up a rebellious village? Or committing some arson? How about it?"

DreamXD sighed, staring at his child's interested face, eyes glimmering in excitement at the thought of chaos.

"As much as I'd love to let you do that, that's not what I wanted you to do today. You see, this is an important message I have for one of the lower realms."

(Y/N) quirked an eyebrow at their father's statement, the left side of their lips pulling up into a smirk. Moving to lean against the side of the window, they crossed their arms, staring at XD through their mask.

"Oh?"

XD smirked. "You remember my mortal counterpart, Dream?"

Moving their head to the side, (Y/N) looked out the window, noticing a bird hand on top of the fountain in the center of the garden.

"Yeah, I do. He was a pretentious prick the last time I met him. What about him?"

(Y/N) watched as the bird proceeded to peck its head downwards into the water, hopping along with a few steps before flying away.

"You remember how I gave him the right to have his own server - to run his own SMP?"

The demigod furrowed their eyebrows, eyes quickly moving to look at their father.

"So? He's off playing God, what does that have to do with us?"

His smirk grew wider, a dark deep chuckle escaping from his mouth.

"Well... Let's just say, the God himself has fallen from his pedestal, pushed off by his own people nonetheless."

(Y/N) instantly stifles a laugh, moving a ring-covered hand to cover their mouth, ineffectively hiding their giggles. They eventually lost the resolve to hide their expression of humour, laughing fully out loud.

Their laughs echoed throughout the gigantic mansion. Holding onto their stomach, (Y/N) continued to laugh maniacally, their father eventually joining them.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh my- How the mighty fall."

As (Y/N) finished laughing, they sighed.

"Alright, father. What do I need to do?"

Sighing, XD moved his hands behind his back, getting down to business.

"Go tell him that he blew his chance and that I'm very disappointed in him. Then I want you to gather the people of his SMP and tell them this message."

He leaned forward to whisper the message in their ear. (Y/N)'s grin widening as they heard of their father's message for the people of the Dream SMP.

They gasped. "Really?"

"Yes, really. Now go, my child. I love you."

Nearing the door of the mansion, (Y/N) called back to her father.

"I love you too father, I can't wait to laugh at that green bastard."

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As the dark purple walls of the obsidian box encaging the smiley-faced man glowed from the reflection of the lava, Dream sat in the middle of the prison. His scarred fingers fidgeted with the golden clock in his hands, watching as the time slowly ticked by on the clock.

Sighing, he swung his arm back, fingers letting go of the clock as he threw it into the lava.

Now bored, Dream called out for the only other human in the prison.

"Sam!"

Nothing, just like always.

"Sam! I need a new clock!"

Again, silence.

"SA-"

"Do you know how disappointed father is?"

Dream felt his eyes go wide. His head turned back to stare at his immortal counterpart's child.

The demigod leaned against the wall of the obsidian box, smirking down at Dream.

"H-how did you get in here?"

"Doesn't matter." They spat.

"What matters is that father is extremely disappointed in you, and he wants you to know it. He says that you've blown your last chance."

Dream gulped, staring at the soulless XD painted on (Y/N)'s mask.

"You promised him that you would keep your subjects in line, making sure no would rise above you."

(Y/N)'s eyes glazed over in disgust at the thought, mouth turning into a scowl.

"Yet here you are. Stuck in prison. Like a piece of filth that fell from the morals of the gods. Like Icarus, you flew too close to the sun, Dream. Father tried to warn you, yet you didn't listen."

(Y/N)'s fingers moved to fiddle with the necklace on their neck. The emerald shining in the light of the lava.

"Since you can't run your own server and keep everyone in line, since... y'know, you're currently locked away..."

Dream gulped again. His eyes narrowed into a glare at the demigod.

"What are you saying?"

A grin made its way onto their face, teeth shining in the darkness as they laughed at the green man.

"Father has given me the privilege of owning your SMP, until you can prove your worth."

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After confronting Dream with the news, (Y/N) teleported out of the prison. Skipping along the path of the Dream SMP.

Their majestic green robes swished as they skipped along the path. Emerald earring swinging. Multiple rings on each finger, expensive bracelets and bangles jingling as they hit each other. Their emerald necklace bounced against their chest, swinging from side to side. Jewelry chiming together.

They were truly on their way to becoming a god.

Along the path, Tommy is sorting out his house. He turns around hearing the sound of jewelry clanging against each other.

"Hi!"

Tommy screams, scrambling back and pointing a finger at the mysterious figure clad in green robes, eyes wide.

"W-WHO ARE YOU?!"

They tilted their head, pointing a ring clad finger at themselves.

"Me?"

Moving their mask to position it higher, the lower part of their face now visible to the boy.

With a Cheshire grin on their face, they answered his question.

"My name is Y/N XD, and I'm the new owner of the Dream SMP."

[milqueandsugar]

If you still do mcyt requests, I'd like to request a Dream XD with a gn! reader where y/n shows physical affection unintentionally? Like holding his hand, leaning against him, resting their head on his shoulder, etc. And XD doesn't know what to think of it, he's a clueless deity

🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

| Happy Accidents |

XD always knew you were the affection kind, you were with everyone. Holding hands, touching shoulders, sitting a little too close. That's just the person you were, and XD didn't mind at all, it was rare for him to find a human so interesting, so he payed no mind to your affections.

At least, at first.

But as interest turned to a sort of friendship, or as close to friendship you can get with a benevolent God, there was a feeling that just irked him. He hasn't realized these feelings at all until a late night of reading. Usually your interactions were short and fleeting, though always meaningful to him. You were the popular sort and always had some sort if errand or plan for the day. So when he discovered you had a free day, he leapt st the chance. Time means little to a God, and he had hardly realized how late it had gotten until he heard a soft snoring. You had leant against him hours ago, reading over his shoulder at an enchanted book he was scribbling in. The noise caught him off gaurd, startling compared to the comfortable silence you had bathed in before, but sure enough you had fallen asleep, holding his arm in your own, your brows slightly knitted as you slumbered. That's when it started. The image of the peaceful bliss across your face struck a chord that rung like church bells in his head.

Ballads and soliloqoues he had once mocked clicked into place and his notes soon became drafts of poetry and confessions to the rhythm of your breathing. Your breathing that he matched matched even pace, his and never stopping, his eyes torn between you and his papers never settling at one for long before being drawn back to you like a moth to a flame. Fire. Warmed him to his core, made his face heat in a way he couldn't explain and his mouth turn dry, you were fire and you melted him. Turned the sand his castle of solitude stood on to glass, for all to see his madness for you.

Things between you and him were never quite the same, gentle brushes made the hair on his neck stand up. Your laughter had him memorized and the way you spoke his name, God's above had no mercy for him, and dare he say he enjoyed the punishment bestowed upon him. If you had noticed you had said nothing, and for months you two continued on.

But he couldn't anymore. He couldn't sit and smile and laugh when you weren't in his arms, when he couldn't kiss every inch of your skin. Map your skin with sinful hands that he hopes your divinity will cleanse. Gods aren't meant to feel, gods aren't meant to bend and snap under the gaze of a human, or follow them around like a lost puppy. But he did, and his pride had no qualms with bending to your every will and desire, servicing you was all he could ever ask for.

Love had never touched XD like this until now, and he had no idea what he was doing. But fuck, as long as you were with him, lovers or not, he'd be as pleased as any God could be. Once an insatiable greed now filled and over flowing with satisfaction by only the interlocking of your hands.

Oh what you have to do to get a God to sing prayers.

[imyourpawn]

Sorry if your requests are closed or if you don't write for dsmp anymore but I really need cuddling one shots with DreamXD. Like I have this idea of being about the size of a Barbie doll to him and he just holds his s/o gently against his chest. Could it be gn s/o please?

My requests are most likely never going to be closed so dont worry! This ask is adorable tho!♡

Like a teddy bear.

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DreamXD × Gn!reader

•Cuddling oneshot , more like a lil story tbh, I answered this really fast but I was just scrolling when I got it but ye-

REQUESTS are OPEN!!

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You tossed and turned in your bed , you just couldn't find a comfortable position to sleep , you started getting so frustrated at this , you had a tiring day that was on the verge of miserable and now the heavens wont let you sleep.

You sat up and well, just sat there , you yawned from the never ending tiredness that you couldn't fix.

"Trouble sleeping?" A deep but soft voice spoke out from the corner of your room , green eye's shining brightly against the abyss of black that was your room.

"Yeah.." You scoffed , your voice groggy and almost sad sounding.

XD stood quietly next to your bed , his size made him look out of place , everything looked small and petite compared to him , that included you.

He reached out a hand , you tiredly took it and he very carfully lifted you up into his arms , he replaced your place on your bed with himself , your sheets wrinkling under him as he set you down in his lap , you laid ontop of him basically.

Your arms and legs drapped over his own in a weird mess of limbs , one of his hands rested on your back , his finger maming small circles on your shoulder.

"Aren't I heavy? Or making you uncomfortable-" You asked , your chin on his chest as you looked up into his eye's.

"Course not, your merely a teddy bear to me little dove" XD smiled slightly at you.

He actually deeply afraid of hurting you , you were like a thin sheet of glass that could shatter and the smallest of touches.

"Y'know...I never knew you'd care enough to do this..." You said softly , your ear to his chest , his beating heart made you realise that he wasn't just a God but a living , breathing being just like you.

"You're right , I don't...but for you I'd make an exception my dove"

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Final verdict:Big man , tiny cuddles.

Very sorry that it was short!!

[can-i-be-your-blue]

Merahark dream

What it's like being in love with him

(Artist: eliwebr7)

You meet dream when her was washed ashore, tangled in nets and with deep cuts

He was very worried that you would hurt him but he was shocked that you helped him by cutting of the nets and patching his wounds

Had to help him back into to the water and he gave you a little kiss on the lips as a thank you before swimming off

You guys continued to meet up and slowly falling in love with each other.

He started telling you about his culture and visa versa. You get him try some meats of the land (he really likes the meat change so keep being it to him)

He started giving you gems and pretty things as courting gifts which you accepted happily

You guys like to swim with each other, you also like to have him swim u places as he holds onto you or you hanged onto his back fin

He loves affection but mostly kissess and you running your fingers through his hair

Nsfw

You happen to stumble upon him in his heat

To say he almost jumped on you

He laid there and explained what was happening

You sat and listened, you hugged him watching him snuggle into your neck, placing little kisses and nips of affection

Unlike mermaid him who lays eggs in your womb you get a lot of potent cum

He goes at it for hours at a time, he has drawn blood on you a bit from his teeth and claws

He growls and Huff maybe a little moans here and there while going at it

Safe to say you end up pregnant with his pup

Likes to bite you while he mates you out if possessiveness of other sharks might take you from him

Hes really big, his dicks are about 9.5 and thick as a wine bottle. He kinda hurts when going in so you prepare for when you guys do the do

When he goes into his rut he's in his cave which is close to where you found him but it's really secluded from life.

Of course you half in water making sure you don't go under while he's fucking the life out of you.

He has sensitive parts like his gills and flipping him upside down to get him in a haze

He doesn't know what humans do in sex so he asks and you show him.

You get him to lay on his back so you can ride him which has him looking blissed out. Face red, eyes closed and moaning like crazy

You also give him a blow job and a hand job, it really made him really shy bc no on ever does this as it's usually just about mating in his culture. He really enjoyed it to so do it again occasionally also he cums a lot form it

You've also tried pegging him, it took him some time to get use to it but also enjoys it.

Mark him up it pisses off all the females of his kind off bc he's been marked by someone they don't know. Shows that shit off

[yettobedetermined7]

Imagine helping Foolish create the big statue of DreamXD

[maddenleftchat]

For the all DSMP Gods ask, I raise you this: Darling is a skilled mediator (and quite possible manipulator) who now walks freely between the various gods' domains. (Ace Anon)

These are going to be fairly short since it's a lot of characters :)

Triggers: possessive behaviors, obsessive behaviors, stalking, mention of being kidnapped, very brief mention of eating humans, manipulation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

HA! You'll be lucky to get this man's attention. He'll be too caught up in his feast and his wine. Likely the only reason he actually saw you was through the reflection of the red wine in his glass. He'll demand who you are, and what you are doing there. And once you answer his more or less demanding questions, he will offer you a small bite of his feast. Say. No. And every single time, keep saying no. Schlatt will eventually stop asking you, But congratulations! You got another God's attention! It won't be long before you're sitting in his lap while he feasts away on the human flesh...

[anarchiststories]

petnames <3

multiple x reader

summary: pet names i belive the dsmp would use <3 this doesn't include minors wordcount: 1.5k notes: these are all in character! sorry for the recent angst btw

masterlist

dreamxd ➼ doll, angel, little one ❧ he never thought doll would fit you so well, but then he saw you dressed up for a date and it just... fit you so well ❧ he views you like a pretty little doll that sits on his shoulder, watching over him ❧ angel!! ❧ he started calling you angel because of one morning ❧ you two were watching the sunrise and he was just... amazed by how well the sunlight illuminated your features ❧ you looked like an angel to him<3 ❧ you're a tiny human compared to him ❧ and he thinks it's very cute ❧ "angel, what is it you desire? anything in the entire world, you name it and it's yours."

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dreamwastaken ➼ love, angel, baby ❧ his go-to is love ❧ he doesn't really know why, but he assumes it's because of he's a simp he loves you so much ❧ dream, no-cap, heard xd call his partner angel one day and wanted to be an asshole so he took it ❧ you're his precious baby and he wants to protect and keep you safe <3 ❧ "cmere baby, i'll keep you safe and warm. i promise."

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georgenotfound ➼ princess/prince, bunny, kitten ❧ i feel like prince/princess just comes with him ❧ like, everyone talks about how pretty he is and how like he's a "king" ❧ but he thinks you're the most beautiful creature around ❧ one time he laughed because you were eating a salad and were focused on the carrots ❧ so he started calling you bunny ❧ sapnap called you george's discord kitten ❧ "i love you, bunny. you're too good for me."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── sapnap ➼ sugar, pretty girl/boy/baby, sweetcheeks ❧ this mf ❧ he told you that you're sweeter than any sugar in the world on your first date ❧ and has called you sugar ever since ❧ he thinks you're just... so pretty ❧ like woah ❧ he's an ass man and i'm not taking criticism. ❧ "you're doing great, sugar. look at you go."

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badboyhalo ➼ muffin, dear, sweetie ❧ muffin just comes with being his s/o ❧ bad believes the name dear is very ❧ like intimate ❧ it makes him feel like you're really his ❧ and sweetie just came around one day and it's stuck ❧ "muffin, don't do that! let me, it's not safe for you!"

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── wilbursoot ➼ birdie, angel, love ❧ birdie is his #1 pet name and i will fight you on that ❧ you're his pretty songbird<3 ❧ angel came mostly after he got revived, since you were the first person he saw and he's orienteded you as his saving grace ❧ aka his angel ❧ hes super sappy in private moments ❧ so like, when he's laying with you and he curls your hair around his finger ❧ "oh love... you're too precious for me."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── jschlatt ➼ little one, precious, pet ❧ schlatts a big guy ❧ right ❧ so he's gonna call you little one and mock you a lot ❧ you're the one thing he values more than anything ❧ more than his own life ❧ you're so precious to him ❧ he's a dom so pet. ❧ "oh, little one, cmere... you've had a tough day, huh?"

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── quackity ➼ feather, baby, mi corazon ❧ ok get this ❧ so one morning you two had decided that you were gonna have a lazy day at home ❧ and you woke up just covered in his feathers ❧ it was super sweet and he started calling you feather ❧ he's a baby guy. not babe. not bby. baby. ❧ mi corazon is just one of the few ways he tells you he loves you without actually saying it ❧ yknow? ❧ "you're so kind to me, mi corazon. thank you."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── karl jacobs ➼honey bun, sweetie, baby ❧ he's a honey bun guy ❧ and i think we can all agree on that ❧ he'd use the most like sappy nicknames every omg ❧ he'll call you sweetie when you're near others/people he knows (like sapnap or george) ❧ but he only uses baby when you're alone ❧ like waking up together ❧ "mmh.. good morning, baby."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── technoblade ➼ darling, sweetheart, pumpkin ❧ piglins are protective and possessive, right? yeah? okay ❧ he'd call you darling after this once incident ❧ he was helping phil with his house and called out for you and it just stuck with him ❧ he's just ❧ so in love with you <3 ❧ like wow, you actually want to be with him. crazy. ❧ sweethearts such a devoted pet name ❧ like it helps show the world you belong to him <33 ❧ pumpkin!! ❧ tubbo and ranboo had made you two pumpkin pie once ❧ and you ate your slice so quickly that he barely noticed you had one ❧ he smiled at you so softly and just called you pumpkin ❧ "hey, darlin'? i need a hand over here- and maybe a slice of of pumpkin bread."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── awesamdude ➼ lovebird, prince/princess, bub ❧ lovebird is such an underrated pet name wtf ❧ he uses it so often that he barely calls you by your actual name anymore ❧ not that you're complaining ❧ he views you like royalty ❧ so he calls you prince/princess <3 ❧ hes such a bubs type of guy ❧ "hey, lovebird? gosh you're gorgeous today."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── nihachu ➼ sweetheart, my love, little flame/kleine flamme ❧ she thinks of you as like her childhood/high school sweetheart ❧ even if you've only known each other for a few years ❧ my love is just ❧ her ❧ yknow? yeah, you know ❧ now, she's an arsonist ❧ and she loves you ❧ so you're her little flame<3 ❧ "kleine flamme? do you mind joining me over here?"

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captainpuffy ➼ stars, my love, darling ❧ ok so one night you two are out laying under the stars ❧ and you sighed and said something kind of sad ❧ and she felt bad, so she started calling you her stars ❧ she loves you just so much <3 ❧ you're her love ❧ darling is kind of instinctual to her ❧ "my star? ah, there you are. come, i want to introduce you to my son, foolish."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── the_eret ➼ sweets, beatuiful, darling ❧ erets so sappy/cheesy like wow ❧ he tried using sweetheart but it just didn't fit his vibe ❧ so they use sweets <3 ❧ she uses ALL types of complimentary pet names ❧ this includes beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, etc. ❧ he wants to make sure you know how pretty you are ❧ "darling, you're the most beautiful person alive. let me show you what i mean."

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── punz ➼ my girl/boy/partner, babe, gorgeous ❧ he calls you my girl/boy/partner in front of others all the time ❧ like deadass ❧ and its super cute ❧ he'll call you babe too, like if you're doing something and he needs your attention rq ❧ gorgeous, on the other hand ❧ that's for times away from others ❧ an old friend of punzs accidentally told the rest of their group ❧ and now they make fun of him, lovingly ❧ "gorgeous, you need to sleep. cmere, lay on my chest."

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philza ➼ my light, honey, blossom ❧ so, phils half crow right ❧ crows like shiny things and you.. ❧ you came in like a shining ray of light that brightened his world ❧ he's a honey guy and i won't take no for an answer. /j ❧ he thinks blossoms just a cute nickname ❧ thats really it ❧ he uses blossom so much like wow ❧ "you made all this for me, blossom? aw, thank you!"

────── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ────── fundy ➼ bunny, dove, buttercup ❧ am i making a pun because he's a fox so he'd call his partner bunny? ❧ yes. yes i am. ❧ BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BC HE WOULD ❧ he started calling you dove after the first time he saw you wear a dress ❧ you looked like an innocent, little dove ❧ he wanted to use his own little special nickname ❧ since his dad calls his step-mom birdie ❧ so he decided on buttercup ❧ "bunny! bunny cmere, i wanna show you somethin' i found!"

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[thatonecoryosimp]

Okay- okay- I fell in love with your XD x Y/n x Techno and I was thinking if it’s okay if you could do a corruption kink with any god of your choice? (Maybe like Foolish or XD)?

Oh, darling. You are speaking my language! I'm so sorry this has taken so long. My mental health hasn't been all that great. And if you don't like how this turned out you can request to have it redone! Also, I made this fem!reader with gender-neutral pronouns.

I also chose XD since I'm a bit more familiar with him.

7/1/2022

He was always with them. Not like they were that aware of his presence. However, he made sure that they also knew they weren't alone. Letting them catch a shadow here or there. Maybe a small inclination that there was someone watching them.

There was something about his little human that made him so attached. They were so... naive. So blatantly unaware of the cruelness in the world. And the best part? They were beyond innocent. And XD lived for it. He craved them.

One night he just couldn't take it anymore. He had been watching just like usual when he saw them subtly rocking their hips against their bed. He could see the look of confusion on their face when they felt pressure growing between their thighs.

They were so sheltered and busy growing up that they were never made aware of anything to do with sex. They would always right off the feeling as something weird that only they experienced.

XD couldn't help himself any longer. He appeared in their room out of their immediate sight. He watched them rock a bit faster before he spoke.

"Do you need help, dove?"

Their head shot up and toward him. They let out a little squeak as they pushed themself up.

"I can help you, y'know. I can show you if you'd like."

They glanced at him and then down again.

"You can do something about this... feeling?"

"Yes, I can, dove. If you'd like me to."

They seemed to consider for a second before nodding.

XD reached out and tilted their chin up, "Words, dove."

"Will you please? Will you help me?"

"Of course."

XD pushed his knee onto the bed. Settling his weight. He slowly pushed them back onto the bed. He sat his other leg on the bed before throwing the first over their waist. His hands traveled to their shirt. Pressing his fingers to their covered nipples and flicking them slightly.

They let out a little whine and he chuckled.

"Such a sensitive little dove."

He pulled their shirt up and sighed. Letting his hands travel down to their waist before slipping his fingers under their shorts and pulling them down.

"No underwear, huh?"

He saw them blush and look away.

He grabbed their face and pulled it to where they were looking at him.

"Now don't be shy. We're just getting started."

He pulled his mask up just enough where his mouth was visible. He sunk down farther on the bed and pulled their shorts all the way off.

He got close to their cunt before flicking their clit with his index finger. They let out a startled cry as his long tongue started slowly tracing from their slit to their bud.

He got closer and pushed his tongue in. His hands grabbed their thighs as he started tongue fucking them. They jerked away at first from the unfamiliar feeling before grounding their hips against him.

He felt their hands in his hair, tugging it harshly as he sped up a bit. He listened to all of the noises he was pulling from their lips. He lost himself in their whines and moans for more. He could feel their walls tightening as he continued. He managed to work them over the edge and then pulled back.

He moved so they were eye level before licking his lips and leaning to their ear.

"Absolutely delicious, my dove. I might just need another taste."

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I hope you enjoyed this, my darling. Once again, I'm so sorry this took so long. I do hope it was worth the wait.

I love you my darlings. Stay hydrated and be safe.

~Jules