#Drake and Josh soul man

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Drake & Josh - Soul Man (2004)

[land-of-departure]

there’s so, thing so infuriating to me about someone TELLING me what to do. my brain immediately turns on instakill mode like………….. mind ya business hoe………..

[naquey]

More smut in my werewolf Hockey romance universe. Because I can't stop thinking about it.

Dividers: cafekitsune

Drake Peters, king of the ice in San Diego, knew as much as everyone else that he was top dog. Center player for Central Valley Bears, and self-appointed team captain, he got what he wanted. His parents were never rich growing up so when he got a hockey scholarship he grabbed fate by the reigns.

Getting what he wanted meant he could get whoever he wanted. Like some glorified playboy, winning every hockey game granted him girls to take home. But all he wanted was Marnie.

She smelled sweet like nectarines, and even after walking her to her class like some lovesick schoolboy, he could smell her on his clothes. The purple and blue knock-off letter man jacket reeked of her.

Marnie was a new face at Central Valley College, she transferred from some rinky-dink community college with bright eyes and big hopes. The guys on his team, more specifically his goalie Josh took great pleasure in teasing his team captsin. It was insufferable.

The nights after a full moon were the worst. He may not be an anthropomorphic beast, but hair grew like crazy and he was even more hungry than the night of the full moon. Bored out of his mind he took her textbook out of his hands.

"Who cares about psychology? You've finished your homework haven't you?" He shut her book and hooked an arm under her leg, leaning his face against her bare skin. His fingers traced the hem of her jean shorts.

"I haven't taken my notes on the chapter, give it here." Marnie leaned forward to reach for her textbook. Curls falling in her face.

"No, I don't think I want to. I have a much better idea." He tossed her book behind him somewhere on the floor of her dorm. With his other hand free he dragged her closer, leaning his head on her abdomen.

He wasn't in a rut. He hadn't been in a rut for a while, but he couldn't help wondering if she was as sweet as she smelled. He hooked his arms around her waist, idly tracing the button on her shorts. He could feel the warmth radiating off her in waves and chuckled against her clothed skin.

"Not everything is about sex, if I could just do the notes on the chapter-"

He couldn't stifle the growl at the back of his throat. Drake wouldn't make her do anything, but there was this itch in his bones.

"I don't see you jumping my bones," she chuckled and reached a hand out to brush his dark hair back from his forehead. "Aren't you supposed to be a savage beast? I've heard the stories,"

"Oh? You have," he raised and chuckled. "Well, what have you heard?"

Her face flushed and she stared down at him. Her heartbeat travelled doen and she could only pray he couldn't feel it but judging by his reaction he was well aware. A tingling feeling pooled in the pitt of her stomach.

"Come on then, what have people said?"

"Don't make me say it?" She looked away, tugging on her hair to cover her face.

"What? Are you embarrassed?" His fingers traced the waistline of her shorts and he hummed lowly. The vibrationg sending a tingle across her skin.

"Do you think about it? Do you want it?" Drake grinned up at her and propped himself up on his hands so their faces were level with one another.

"I'm not lewd..." Marnie mumbled. She turned her face and their noses were nearly touching. His canines glistened and she swallowed hard.

He balanced on his knees and snaked his hands towards her shorts. In a surprised motion he pulled them down and Marnie squeaked, clenching her thighs together. She'd thought about it, sure, but what exactly did she think about?

Drake gave her a look that made a shiver run down her spine. Her face was redder than the color of her hair. She wasn't dirt for thinking it, but it would only happen in her wildest dreams. Yet, it was happening here and now.

Without warning his head was between her legs, amber eyes boring into her soul as he pressed his tongue against the growing wetness in her panties, adding to the slightly dark splotch. Her breath hitched in her throat and she involuntarily threw her head back.

Drake worked her leg through one hole in her panties and buried his face in her warmth. He licked long wet stripes along her folds and snaked his arms around to pull her apart. The werewolf was like a starving animal sucking and licking. He would devour her whole if he truly wanted.

Marnie muffled her moans with her hand, biting down on her knuckles. As Drake lapped away like a dog in heat, he slowly inserted two fingers and curled them upward. It seemed to scratch a spot and she jumped slightly.

He mumbled something, the gravel in his voice sent vibrations through her as he added a third finger and pumped them with a bit of speed. He tilted his head slightly to watch her reactions.

Drake Peters gets what he wants, and with some sort of swiftness he managed to turn them so that she was sitting on his face. Marnie felt the scratchy carpet beneath her knees and tried to lift herself off but her kept a firm grip on her thighs, thoroughly enjoying his meal. She involunatirly grabbed on his hair and tugged it quite harshly, biting her lip so hard it may bleed. Not that he eouldn't lick that up either.

God, knows how long it took. It didn't matter, but he finally tipped her over the edge and tightened his grip on the flesh of her thighs to keep her still. He treated her cum on his tongue like nectar from the gods.

And he wanted it again, and again, and again.

[best-tv-theme-song]

Polls will start to be posted within the next week or so.

Bracket list under the cut!

UPDATE: LIST CANCELLED

*Starred shows have multiple theme songs or I have combined shows in a franchise in an effort to include as much as possible. These will have preliminaries built-into their polls on the first round. This is how it works: 1. all of the songs will go into a poll together against one other show; 2. the COMBINED votes for those songs will determine which show wins that poll; 3. only the top voted song for that show/franchise will move on, if the show has won the poll. (If you are confused it will make more sense when we start, I promise!)

The 100

30 Rock

9-1-1*

The Addams Family

Adventure Time*

The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

All That

The Amazing World of Gumball

American Dragon: Jake Long

Animaniacs

Arcane: League of Legends

Arrested Development

Arthur

Assassination Classroom*

Austin & Ally

The Backyardigans

Barney & Friends

Barry

Batman*

Bear in the Big Blue House

Ben 10*

Better Call Saul

Beverly Hills, 90210

The Big Bang Theory

Big Time Rush

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Black Sails

Bluey

Bob the Builder

Bob's Burgers

BoJack Horseman

Bones

Boy Meets World

The Brady Bunch

Breaking Bad

Bridgerton

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Buffy the Vampire Slayer*

Captain Planet and the Planeteers

Charmed

Cheers

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Choo Choo Soul

Code Lyoko

Codename: Kids Next Door

Cold Case

Community

Cory in the House

Cowboy Bebop

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend*

Criminal Minds

CSI*

Cyberchase

Danny Phantom

Daredevil

Dawson's Creek

Death Note*

Desperate Housewives

Detective Conan

Dexter

Dexter's Laboratory

Diff'rent Strokes

Digimon*

Doctor Who*

Dora the Explorer

Downton Abbey

Dragon Ball*

Dragon Tales

Drake & Josh

Ducktales*

ER

Ever After High

The Fairly OddParents

Firefly

The Flintstones

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Fraggle Rock

Frasier

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Friends

Fringe

Full House

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood*

Futurama

Game of Thrones

George Lopez

George of the Jungle

Gilmore Girls

Glee

The Golden Girls

Good Omens

Gravity Falls

Grey's Anatomy

H2O: Just Add Water

Hannah Montana

Hannibal

Happy Days

Hawaii Five-0*

His Dark Materials

Horrible Histories

House, M.D.

How I Met Your Mother

How It's Made

Hunter × Hunter

Huntik: Secrets & Seekers

I Dream of Jeannie

I Love Lucy

iCarly

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The Jeffersons

Jeopardy!

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure*

Jonas

Justice League

Kim Possible

The Last of Us

Laverne & Shirley

Law & Order*

LazyTown

The Legend of Vox Machina

Leverage

Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Little Einsteins

Lizzie McGuire

Looney Tunes & Merrie Melodies

The Love Boat

M*A*S*H

Mad Men

Madoka Magica*

The Magic School Bus

Malcolm in the Middle

The Mandalorian

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Merlin

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Mob Psycho 100

The Monkees

Monster High

The Muppet Show

Murder, She Wrote

Murdoch Mysteries

My Babysitter's a Vampire

My Hero Academia*

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

The Nanny

Naruto*

NCIS

Neon Genesis Evangelion

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

New Girl

NFL (various network themes)*

Ninjago

The O.C.

The Office

One Day at a Time*

One Piece

Only Murders in the Building

Orange Is the New Black

Ouran High School Host Club

The Owl House

Parks and Recreation

The Partridge Family

Phil of the Future

Phineas and Ferb

Pinky and the Brain

Pippi Longstocking

Pokémon*

Power Rangers

The Powerpuff Girls

Pretty Little Liars

The Price Is Right

The Proud Family

Psych

Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Reading Rainbow

Reba

Red Dwarf

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Riverdale

Rugrats

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat

Sailor Moon

Sanford and Son

Saturday Night Live

Schitt's Creek

Scooby-Doo*

Scrubs

Seinfeld

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Sesame Street

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Sherlock

The Simpsons

Smallville

Sofia the First

Sonny with a Chance

The Sopranos

Spider-Man

SpongeBob SquarePants

Star Trek (instrumental themes)*

Star Trek: Enterprise

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Stargate*

Steven Universe

Stranger Things

Succession

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody*

Suits

Taskmaster

Ted Lasso

Teen Titans

Teen Wolf

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teletubbies

That '70s Show

That's So Raven

Theory of Love

Thomas & Friends

Tokyo Ghoul

Total Drama

Totally Spies!

Transformers*

True Blood

The Twilight Zone

Twin Peaks

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

VeggieTales

Veronica Mars

Victorious

Voltron: Legendary Defender

W.I.T.C.H.

The Walking Dead

WandaVision*

Welcome Back, Kotter

The West Wing

Westworld

What We Do in the Shadows

The White Lotus

Wild Kratts

Winx Club

The Wire*

The Witcher

Wizards of Waverly Place

Wonder Pets!

Wonder Woman

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

The X-Files

Xena: Warrior Princess

Yellowjackets

Yu-Gi-Oh!*

Yuri on Ice

Zoboomafoo

Zoey 101

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The Long Ride Home

Team Formerly Known As Bunch O'doods

Chapter I

Contains: M / M, Trans / Cis, Size difference, Gnome x Half-Orc, Public sex, Implied M / F (bugbear x human), wow holy shit this is kinda romantic too wtf

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Short explicit fantasy story. A group of adventures flee and find themselves on a long ride home.

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Our group was exhausted, to say the least. All six of us barely managed to climb out of that cave. Leeto, our dwarven healer, carried the rescued prince with him. Fatin and Ilo guarded our rear as Vasil and I had the front. Melesina has already reached our carriage. The large drakes strapped onto it looked almost happy to see her.

The dark sky above us was almost welcoming compared to what we’d seen inside the cave. The cool night air felt good against my aching body.

Melesina was a good leader, her skills as a ranger had come in handy way too many times to count. Especially back in the cave. I gave the Abysmal Gale cave one last look in fear. The hidden entrance didn’t look like much now, but the memories of that place might haunt me for the rest of my life. Had I known what that place held within, I might not been so keen to take this job.

The prince had fainted and no wonder, I can’t judge him. The things those monsters did to him down there must left a pretty deep scar on his soul. Just the thought of it all made me shudder. As I spared my last thoughts to the man who had betrayed us, his horrified screams began to echo inside my head, I realized how not even he deserved what he got in the end.

I looked at the half-orc barbarian next to me. Vasil’s open wounds had healed nicely, almost making his pine-colored skin look like new, well, as new as someone his age could hope for. Life had certainly left its marks on him, but the look in his eyes showed his true nature; Rugged, but vigorous warrior, who had kept me and the others safe multiple times. Pale white tattoos covering his whole body told a story I had not yet been let in on. 

I had only been part of this group a little over a year and now they felt like a second family to me. Sure, at first we were all a little suspicious of each other, but what can you do when you need gold and the only ones willing to work with you are complete strangers. Well, not complete strangers, Fatin and Leeto had once been married, but now they were just friends. “A bugbear and a dwarf”, I thought to myself, “How did that even work?”

“You better catch up, little man,” Vasil joshed as he looked at me. He had dashed ahead, “.. Or are your itty bitty feetsies already tired?” 

I wished I could wipe that annoying smirk from his face with my fists.

“The others are well behind me! It’s on you if you get ambushed again!” I yelled back. In all honesty, I kinda liked our little banters. The big man had grown on me. He slowed down his pace and jogged next to me. His wide grin exposed his sharp canine teeth.

“We escaped,” the half-orc’s tone had changed suddenly, he sounded almost surprised.

“Yeah, barely!” I replied back, “All it took was Fatin almost dying and me actually dying to get out of there!”

“I know…” Vasil’s posture dropped as he answered. “You know, I…” he added before dropping whatever he was going to say. Part of me wished his worry had been born from something deeper than our friendship, but I quickly brushed that thought from my mind as we hurried to get as far as we could from that cave. 

“Hey, I might be small, but I have mass!” I laughed as I jiggled my bare belly. The things down there had gutted me, leaving me exposed, but thanks to Leeto, the only thing that was left of the massive wound was a faint scar. The armor I had worn had been expensive and losing it stung a little. 

My jiggling had made the half-orc let out a small laugh.

“Whatever you say, shrimp,” Vasil smirked as we arrived at the carriage. Melesina had already managed to get our drakes ready for travel and rushed for us to get inside. My short gnomish stature made it extra tough to climb inside, but I managed to pull myself in. 

The wooden coach-style carriage had two benches inside, both facing the front. The front bench used to have another one facing it, but we had to dismantle it a long time ago to make more room for loot. 

Quickly I realized there were too many of us.

“Uh, how are we gonna fit?” I asked and glanced at Vasil. On a good day, there was enough room for six of us, but now we had another person with us and he was unconscious. 

“Come here, stumpy,” Vasil said and pulled me with him to the back row. As he sat down he grabbed me by the waist and lifted me onto his lap.

“Now this is awkward,” I said flustered. A warm feeling began to spread around my cheeks and nose as I blushed.

“We can always switch,” Vasil laughed back, his hands firmly placed on my hips.

“No thank you, the thought of you on top of me is not something I’d care to experience.” 

Vasil’s smirk got even wider, “Oh, is that so?” he snickered and I only answered with a loud huff.

The others managed to squeeze themselves inside too. The unconscious prince was lying on the first bench with Leeto sitting next to him, taking care of his wounds and Ilo sat next to us. Fatin kept guard on the roof keeping Melesina company as she steered our reptilian steeds. There was hardly any room inside the cart, the left side of my body pressed against the gnoll’s coarse fur, while my back felt Vasil’s pounding chest. 

Just as we began to move, horrendous howls could be heard from the cave’s entrance. The sound of it felt like ice in my veins. Melesina urged the drakes to run and they didn’t seem to have any objections about that.

“Did you see what those things did to Lee’Roi?” Ilo next to me and Vasil asked with a whisper. The gnoll’s eyes were wide as plates and he looked like part of him was still in that cave. Leeto hushed him and prepared a brew of relaxing herbs for him. Ilo’s hands were trembling too much for him to take a sip, so I helped him to drink it. 

We traveled in complete silence after that. I zoned out a couple of times and every time I woke up, the world around us was still dark. It must have been hours since we left the cave, but Vasil’s hands were still around my plump hips. I could feel the tension radiating from his arms. I’m sure he hadn’t slept at all, unlike the gnoll next to us. Leeto’s herbs had worked as always and it looked like he was also taking a small nap after getting the prince stable.

I turned my head a little to look at Vasil. His gaze was somewhere far away.

“Hey, are you alright?” I whispered, careful not to wake up the others. My question seemed to finally bring him back into this world, “Me? Of course I am,” Vasil answered and squeezed my hips making me let out a sharp yip.

The others seemed to hear it but fell back to sleep quickly.

I glared at him as he began to smirk at me again.

“Fine,” I whispered, “I will show you!” 

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I knew I wasn’t his type, but I had seen him enjoying lap dances from tavern girls. I slightly shifted my position and began slowly to rotate my hips, grinding my rear into his groin. The tension in his arms grew even stronger.

“Caner,” I could his hot breath against my neck as he whispered my name. Vasil’s other arm dropped onto my thigh as I moved my hips.

“C” Vasil breathed, his voice now sounding like he was pleading with me to stop. 

The rough bumps on the road heightened the effect and I began to feel something hard press against my rear. With a smirk on my face, I stopped and whispered,

“That’s what you get for teasing me, it will take days to get to the nearest city and find relief for that!” 

Proud of myself I turned around and tried to see what was happening outside the carriage, but everything looked just dark. Fatin had lighted the torches on the sides of the cart, but only a little bit of the light got inside.

Then Vasil’s hand grabbed my thigh harder.

“I can get my relief here, little man,” he snarled quietly into my ear and suddenly pulled me closer. His ever-hardening manhood pressing firmly against my ass.

“Vas,” I whimpered, “You can’t…” before I could finish my sentence he pushed his other hand into my pants, groping my groin. Vasil lifted his hand from my thigh and began to rub my lower abdomen. Slowly my hips started to move again as his rough fingers found my clit. I could feel his quiet breaths next to my ear. The window next to us began to fog while the others around us slept tightly.

I lifted my body a little so Vasil could pull his thick veiny rod out. He slowly slid my shredded trousers to my knees and pulled my bare rear against his pulsing cock. The feeling of it made me let out a silent coo.

“I’ll show you teasing,” Vasil murmured and grabbed my large wrapped breasts with both hands. I could feel his rugged palms massaging them, his thumbs trying to find my hardening nipples hidden under the fabric. My constant grinding wet the tip of his member with my fluids. 

Suddenly the gnoll next to us shrieked, waking himself and our healer. Immediately, we stopped and stood still like we were two stone statues, Vasil dropped his hands over my lap, covering my naked body with them.

Ilo was panicking but seemed to relax a little bit as he realized where he was. Leeto reached over his bench and took his hand, reassuring the drugged gnoll with gentle words. Bewildered, we watched as the healer managed to calm Ilo down. When Leeto crouched back to grab something from his bag, Vasil’s hands returned to my hips, and he lifted me up. Without any warning, he thrusted his member deep into me. 

I screamed and both Leeto and Ilo turned to look at me. Not seeming to notice what had just happened. 

“S-So sorry, I- I’m fine,” I muttered as my cheeks got redder and redder. Vasil had managed to pull his cloak to cover my lower body, “I just got startled by a shadow, just do whatever you were going to..” I punched Vasil’s ribs with my elbow and he laughed playfully.

Tired or not caring enough Leeto made another herb drink for the gnoll, this time giving him the drink himself. Glancing behind me and Vasil, puzzled by the fogged window. As soon as Leeto got back to his seat and the gnoll started to snore again, the half-orc began slowly to bounce my body up and down, driving his thick member in and out of my now-wanting hole. My heart pounded in my chest as I tried to stifle my whimpers. 

The noise of the cart and the cloak over our laps suppressed some of the sounds our slapping skins made, but not all of it. Every time Vasil thought someone might have woken up, he stopped and shoved his poker-like hot cock deep within me. His flared tip spreading my insides like I’d never felt before. The constant bouncing and the bumps on the road forced me to grab the edge of the bench in front of us. Gently, Vasil bit my shoulder, pulling his member almost out, and whispered “You have no idea how long I've wanted this.”

My vision turned blurry and I gasped, with one long thrust he shoved his member back in and shot a large load inside of me. As his pulsing cock kept me tightly in place, my whole body trembled and I came, squeezing every bit of his seed into me, softening his member into a more manageable size. I leaned back, feeling his heaving chest underneath my head. Vasil’s bulky arms held me gently as we both drifted off.

I have no idea how long we were like that when I woke up to the sudden stop. 

“We’re resting here!” Melesina shouted from the outside, she jumped down and rubbed her behind, tired from the hours' worth of cart travel. Everyone inside the cart began to stir awake when I realized Vasil’s cock was still deep within me.

And it was still hard.

“Uh.. Vasil?” I asked and turned my head towards him, “Didn’t you..?” I nodded my head downwards.

“Hush, love. Just stay still,” Vasil muttered back half asleep. One by one the others left the carriage, not noticing what we had done. The woolen cloak on my lap was warm as the breeze of the night air poured in from the open door. Vasil’s held my belly with his right hand, keeping me steady.

Leeto and Fatin carried the sleeping prince out as the gnoll sat on the grass outside the carriage. They took their bags, faintly making small talk with each other and us, not once asking us to come out and help with the tents. When no one was watching and far enough, Vasil grabbed my sore breasts with one hand and pushed the other back into my pants. His finger slipped between my folds and began to circle my throbbing clit. Flirtatiously, he nipped and kissed my neck from behind.

“Vas, how are you still hard?” I demanded to know with a whisper.

“Haven’t you seen me on the battlefield? You know I can get up again and again when defeated,” he said as he gently bit my ear lobe, “... And I haven’t even been defeated yet.”

Vasil began to grunt as he slowly started to move again, pommeling his cock inside my pussy. The carriage door was open and had anyone outside taken even a small glimpse inside, they could have seen us. Vasil finally managed to slide his other hand inside my wrapped chest and pinched my nipple between his fingers.

“You’re such a good boy, Can,” he purred into my ear, brushing his lips against the skin. I leaned forward, giving him more room to move, feeling his huge balls slap into my rosy cheeks. The awkward position had me essentially in the air between the two benches, I almost fell, forcing Vasil to hold me by the waist, giving my sore nipples a rest. Despite his size, Vasil managed to get up, crouching his back so as not to hit his head into the roof of the cart. His movements became faster and faster as he stood behind me, holding me by the waist, my toes barely reached the bench next to me. I helplessly bobbed in his arms, whimpering in bliss.

The cum from before poured out and made a small puddle on the floor as he pistoned into me with force. Vasil’s movements made the carriage creak and slightly tilting it.

My fingernails must have scratched the wood beneath them when Vasil pushed his tip deep within, making me come again, my sudden tightness pressuring him to release his second load. The puddle beneath us grew even larger as his fluids dripped down my thighs. Breathing heavily, Vasil put me down on a bench and pulled his pants back up. He gave me one long kiss on my freckled lips, carefully caressing my hair, and then hopped happily down from the cart, leaving my naked and bare lower part to catch the breeze coming from the outside.

As soon as I had recovered from the abuse, I put on my clothes, wrapped Vasil’s cloak over my sore body, and left the carriage.

The drakes outside growled unapprovingly at me, maybe knowing what had happened or just unhappy about how the cart had moved mere moments ago.

The rest of the group had made a camp farther away, near a small stream, snuggly between a couple of fallen trees. Melesina shot me a curious look as I awkwardly walked near the just-lit fire.

“Long ride, eh?” She asked, nodding to herself, “My back hurts too, but I’m sure a good night's rest will make it better,”

“S-sure… It was a long trip,” I replied back, “If you don’t mind, I’m gonna hop into that stream and take a bath, cold water has always helped me with… This,” I said and Melesina nodded again.

Ilo was already fast asleep in his tent. Fatin collected firewood and Leeto tended the prince in his tent. Unsure where Vasil was, I shrugged and walked farther away from the campsite and the carriage. I found a perfect spot behind some tiny trees and bushes as the moon came from behind the clouds, showering me and my surroundings with its pale light.

I undressed in peace and stepped into the chilly water, the coldness of it giving me goosebumps. My breast ached from the daily wrapping and from the Vasil’s rough handling. I took long deep breaths and let the night air fill my lungs. The current was weak, but the stream itself was surprisingly deep. I let my body gently float in the middle of it and watched the shimmering stars above me. 

Things had gone from worse to something completely different. Sure, I enjoyed Vasil’s company and MAYBE I had a crush, but what we did tonight wasn’t part of my plans. I didn’t know if this was a one-time thing like it usually was for me, but Vasil’s words had stuck themselves into my brain.

You have no idea how long I’ve wanted this” and “Hush, love.”

Certainly, he couldn’t be serious.

Right?

When visiting big cities, he visited brothels, well as did I, but still that’s not the point. The point was who he laid with. When he chose a companion, they were usually as tall as him and a lot thinner than me. Yet, now he had fucked my short plumpy body like he was a hippogriff during the spring season. 

I let the back of my head drop below the surface, the soft white noise of the water felt calming, clearing my mind from silly thoughts. 

As soon as I felt a presence somewhere in the edge of my mind I lifted my head up and turned to face the shore. There he was, Vasil, standing butt-naked and trying to enter the water, shyly dipping his toes into the cold water before backing off.

I let out a loud laugh, “Are your hugesie mucksie feetsies cold?”

“Shut up,“ Vasil yelled back, “You know I’m not from around!” his words made me laugh again. I swam a little bit closer but still kept my distance.

“You wouldn’t last a day where I come from!” I taunted him back, secretly admiring his naked body. The moonlight made his tattoos glow brightly blue, I had only seen it a couple of times before, and of course, I had made fun of him, saying he looked like a tall stick of faery light, but in truth, it actually looked quite beautiful. The pale moonlight hid his blushing cheeks as he tried to find the courage to enter the water.

“Jump in already, greenie!” I dared Vasil, and to my surprise he took one last look and dived straight in, making a huge wave. I couldn’t see him anywhere and I was unsure if he had hit his head on a rock when I felt something grab my ankle and pull me under. As soon as I surfaced back up I heard Vasil howl in laughter. Where I had to float, he could easily stand, the water only reaching his chest. His laughter turned into silence as he looked at me, his lips slightly shivering from the cold. He had wrapped his arms around himself.

Neither of us said anything for a while. The night was filled with sound, but those sounded like they were coming from the distance. 

“So, I…” The half-orc said as he turned his gaze away from mine.

“I told Melesina we’d take the first watch,” he said, looking at the small ripples around him.

“Oh, good,” I added, letting the silence fall between us again. I studied the curls on his chest, looking at the glowing tattoos underneath. Following the swirling symbols all the way up. The tattoos had to go under his hair, I thought, I could still see the faint glow beneath his braided dark hair. Vasil usually kept his hair very neat, saying that if he didn’t keep it braided, it would be everywhere and I saw it now. Today’s action had made it slightly messy and some curly strands poked from the braids. As I was lost in my thoughts, I realized he was looking at me, staring at me with a serious look on his face.

“Listen,” he said, “What happened tonight…” He stuttered as he said each word, nasty feeling began to creep into my guts.

“We can forget it!” I exclaimed, stopping him from saying it first, “I mean, I have already forgotten it, I have no idea what is going on and we’re just two friends…”

“...Naked…” I added, averting my eyes from his.

“... And that’s it,” My words must have hit something deep within him because his face turned dark. He tightened his lips before he asked.

“Do you want to forget it?”

Vasil’s question made me freeze. Sure, the water was cold, but I was used to it. I never liked conflict and bringing up personal things just wasn’t for me. It was easier to disregard such feelings.

“No. No, I enjoyed it, but I’m not sure if I can give you anything deeper than that.” The words escaped from my lips before I could deny them. There was a glimmer in Vasil’s eyes, but he didn’t say anything else. He stepped closer and pulled me against his chest. Vasil’s deep green eyes stared right into mine as his soft lips pressed against my own. I could feel my toes curl and dragonflies enter my stomach as we were locked in place under the moonlit night.

Our tender moment was halted when I felt something poking my belly.

“By the gods! How can it still do that! This water is cold!” I yelled and splashed some water on his face. Vasil laughed nervously before saying.

“I suppose you have that effect on me…” he rubbed the back of his neck timidly.

His answer made me blush again. 

“Can it wait until our watch turn is over?” I asked, teasing his member softly with my fingers, his embarrassment turned into a grin as he replied back.

“We’ll see, stumpy. We’ll see.”

We washed ourselves, got out of the water, and began to dress, neither of us saying anything, only giving each other small glances and smiles when we made our way back to the camp. Fatin was the first one to spot us, he immediately went into his tent, giving us a small wave for good night. Melisina looked very tired as she tended the flame, happy to finally see us.

“Good, you’re here. I’m sharing my tent with Fatin since Leeto’s with the prince. I suppose since you have the first watch, you’ll share one too?” She asked and Vasil nodded back.

“You can go to sleep, we’ll take it from here,” he added and Melesina crawled into the tent with Fatin.

We sat together on the same toppled tree. As usual, Fatin had placed protective sigils all over the camp to alert us from intruders, but keeping watch was still important during the nights outside of the towns and cities. The tents were placed apart from each other and farther away from the campfire to make sure no one could ambush all of us at once. The crackling fire felt warm against my still-wet skin and I gently put my head against Vasil’s arm, his arm finding its place again on my thigh.

Behind us, we began to hear quiet shuffles, someone was moving inside the tent Melesina and Fatin went into. We both turned to look and watched as the tent behind us rustled and shifted from the movement. 

Then we heard it.

Quiet moans and sighs joined the crackling dance of the fire before us.

Right away, we turned our heads back and stared at the fire. Unable to think what was happening in the tent behind.

“Huh, who would have guessed,” Vasil whispered carefully.

“I didn’t know a human woman would have the hots for a bugbear,” I said as the moans behind us hastened.

“Which one is topping?” Vasil asked and answered his own question in the same breath as me.

 “Melesina.”

We both snorted and laughed, thinking of ourselves to be the funniest men in all of  Caloita.

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As our laughter got quieter, Vasil grabbed my breast and fondled it gently through my clothes. This time finding my nipples was easier for him, since I had not wrapped them after our swim. His large thumb circled my hardened teat as he rubbed his groin with his other arm. My breaths shallowed when a tingly feeling spread all over my body. The moans from the tent aroused me and heat began to build between my thighs.

“We were supposed to do this after our watch,” I managed to whisper between my gasps.

“Don’t you worry about it,” Vasil reprimanded me tenderly and knelt before me. His strong hands spread my legs apart and began to undo the cord on my waistband. I lifted myself up as he slid my pants down yet again and buried his face into my groin. Vasil’s pierced tongue gave my wanting clit forceful licks as I held my right hand on top of his head, tightly gripping onto a bunch of his braids. Slowly I swayed my hips back and forth when his finger found the hole between my folds. 

The moans behind us had gotten louder, lost in the passion and not caring if anyone heard them. Vasil’s fingers did not have the same girth or length as his cock, but their dexterity found other places to poke at. The pressure made me whimper as the warmth of the campfire kindled my body. My back arched as the first wave of pleasure hit me, my loud cry did something to Vasil and he quickly got up, lifted my body, and laid me on my back over the tree trunk.

“Damn you, gnome!” He hissed, “Every time I hear that sound I just want to plunge myself into you!” With his barbarian fury, he dropped his pants and thrusted his already hard member towards my lips, forcing himself in. Vasil’s thick member filled my mouth completely and I could feel every vein with my tongue. Without giving me any time to adjust, he began furiously thrusting himself into my mouth, my gurgles only making him move faster with each push. My attempts to breathe through my nose were futile as his thick sheat forced itself down my throat making my small throat bulge from the size.

Vasil’s hands grabbed the bark on my sides, sinking his claws deep into the wood and I desperately clinged on to them. Vasil’s raging thrusting made the trunk move from the force just like in the carriage. The lack of air and arousal made my mind go blank and my eyes rolled back as the saliva from my mouth dripped down.

The moans behind us got louder and then ceased, leaving only my smothered cries and Vasil’s loud grunts in the air. His hammering into my mouth seemed never-ending, his throbbing balls smacking against my face, pulsing with gushing seed. With an intense roar, his cock slammed deeply into me and he released his third load, deep enough to force me to swallow the thick cream. 

Vasil’s stamina was finally used and he collapsed next to the trunk, caressing my weary head as I swallowed the last drops, finally managing to breathe. The racket had awoken Leeto, and came over to the fireplace, rubbing his tired eyes.

“What happened?” he asked, not seeing my naked lower body facing away from him. Only seeing my tired, drooling face.

“Don’t worry, I just burned myself,” Vasil answered wearily, waving his hand to make the healer go back to sleep.

“Uh-um, why is your cock out?” Leeto queried, still unable to put the pieces together, he was a good healer, just not a very smart one.

“Well, can you guess what I burned?” Vasil grunted back. Sudden realization spread on Leeto’s face as he thought the half-orc had just somehow burned his dick.

“Oh, uh… Come to me if you need any balms for that,” Leeto mumbled as he trailed off back to his tent.

“I think I've done enough coming tonight,” Vasil replied, making me chuckle. I gathered the last of my strength, pulled myself up and sat next to the tired orc. Clasping his hand to my own.

“So, hey… Is this gonna happen every day from now on?” I asked, half kidding, wiping the drool from my face.

“Well, usually I can go for a couple more rounds before getting tired, but today’s battle took a lot out of me.”

“Huh…” I gulped, thinking about tomorrow. After pondering it for a while I turned to him and said “I think it might work,” My answer made the half-orc chortle.

“You sure about that?” He asked and looked into my eyes, his own eyes smiling.

“Didn’t I tell you, I’m pretty sturdy,” I said, pulling him closer for a kiss. His lips were still moist from my fluids and I tenderly teased his tongue with mine. Circling his piercing with the tip of my tongue.

“Don’t you dare,” Vasil said, sounding slightly frustrated. 

“Maybe I have more stamina than you,” I smirked yet decided not to bother him for the rest of the night. Side by side we watched the flames before us, tending them every now and then, not forgetting to check our surroundings. A couple of hours passed when Melesina and Fatin finally got up, acting like nothing had happened between the two. Melesina scolded us for not waking them sooner, but we thought they deserved the rest.

Vasil crawled into the tent first, leaving me to summarise what had happened during our watch, of course leaving some details out, letting them know everything had been calm and we didn’t hear anything strange. I retired to our tent next to Vasil, who snagged my small body tightly in his arms. Caressing my neck with his lips, while whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Vasil’s hands gently massaged my lower back and shoulders, knowing they’d been strained. His rough banging and gentle aftercare put together a very contradicting image.

I spun around and looked at him. Vasil looked happy like a huge weight had been lifted from his shoulders, I mean, I certainly had felt the size of loads.

 I smiled back, kissed him once more, and cuddled firmly against his warm chest, falling asleep satisfied. 

[metanoiaexemplum]

“Victoria’s Life Sized Secret”

Nothing’s really quite what it seems when you view it from the branches of the button wood tree.

Strange fruit hanging I see it eye to eye. A Pink Rose stomped out between a rock and a hard place. Spilt paint boot prints blazing trails between the timbers.

When I fell in this Forest did you hear my cry for help?

Oh, you did? I hope you know we got the messages. Sorry it took so long to listen. Waiting time with Drake just joshing. I lost way like a lamb, and I didn’t make a peep. My ears were plugged by cherry bombs and white noise.

I’m staying the smoky windows in the gates of their soul, I’m waiting on spring. Jah knows these pomegranate popsicles won’t save my soul. They sparked a fire in me, I’m blowing o’s like a dragon. They came stomping through our gardens, it’s cool I’m calling 99 they respond fast in these neighborhoods.

I’m mixing paints in murky waters, trying to pay these bills. Holding to the hem of His garment wading through these thorns He found me flying south of salty seas. Weeping in closets hiding bones and babies like my ancestors on boats. Writing four pages letters to omniscient hosts, praying for the man who dotted my eye. I sold my name for seven bags of goodies, I defended you.

Standing in the public courts trying to see both sides like like I’m Auntie Viv across the season. Bleeding heart living a wild life in white suburban luxury snapping golden threads tempting fate in trailer parks with artificial kings.

They said it was witchcraft the way He sent those wise men to my front door. They’re just following the smoke trails I’m out here blazing baptized my baby in purifying blood like Carrie. Tried to confine me at six like Para:Mixa caught up in those red lines poverty’s the real serpent stealing lights like rattles from the kids. 7x70 is a lot of sins to forgive and I did and still do. No lotion just snow reaping fruits from unplowed fields. The cotton’s pure white and silky soft. Pooty Booty dusty dirty faux fathers leave evidence of crimes.

Right now feels like Prime Time to fly with the Eagles. I saw the message in the smoke at first I thought I was crazy like what’s he talking about is this a joke. Can you hear me laughing? They wanted smoke and reacquainted me with OG passions, the numbers adding up. Adding all them zeros crucified me with lead nails in my palms.

Ive been thinking about my problems different trying to right my wrongs. I woke up with better vision bunny hopping heavy gates with the dogs eternally. K. Said he promised he’d sing about me in the end.

The rod in my left hand I’m swinging like I’m crazy. I’m just a Tiny baby from the other bay shining green lights. He’s always on time to scoop me up. Resting in His strong hand, all his birds are flying in formation. I see through the red lines mixing colors like everything’s fine I don’t mind the snow, I’m a born soldier my ancestors told me so. He resurrected my power after long nights in the blue house lights. The karma for playing in these streets trying to outrace the devil. My Godll trip you up intermeddeling with His favored.

Hit the floor diving like I can actually swim. I’m calling out for help in a quiet place I use to hate tainted by mistrust and festering unforgiveness.

I know you might not want to hear it, speaking of equality in diverse neighborhoods. Though certain codes come with less noise to decipher, you could’ve been a good neighbor and asked me to turn down my loud. Now I’m struggling to stand here in these clothes no Judi, I’m thinking of wetting my wrists like Kudi but I’m trying to give these White Church sock kids something better inhabitants like friendly Caspers dropping cherry bombs in their ears their ears.

He told to divine the times talking to the Omniscient Reader. I see the neighbors built a pyre venomous smile’s traded dropping gifts off like everything’s fine. No singular reality shared in the reality we’ve accepted seats at the back of the bus to keep the peace. It’s nearly Spring I’m over winter. Where’s my Spud Bud, can you hear my call? It’s prime time to come scoop me up, emancipating MiMi, in his strong arms he holds me tight. I whisper in your ear “Poppi sure you right, I hope we can meet at the warped gates before the bodies hit the floor. Bodies burning in the wilderness, light the campus up like St Nick.

God lit a fire in ATL for His favored stranger. I’m resting blowing o’s of the stoop looking for my Prince of Peace in blue suede moonlit skies. I’m keeping my head up now in days, I hope you’re proud.

The Major prophet caused a spicy pickle when he told me to squabble up. It was tough getting through those shadowy nights tossing in bed. Silently weeping in closets.

Peanut got my teeth, so glad he humbled me and steeled my hand for days like this. I’m praying for Victory, Strength, and sharing Guten Dais with you.

Poppi, cover me in the shadow of your blue wings. I see the future like I’m Raven in Barbie Presidential Pinks. Medusa’s got a heart worth saving, slay these stone dragons with silver bullets. Things are getting real.

I hope I see you soon. Just a pink rose surrounded by grey eagles trying to discern the tones. Trespass as foolish as it was wrong, won’t you forgive me. I’m lifting holy hands to you covered by the blood. He’s sending Aaron and Joseph on swift wings. Third times a charm right? Safety first pray before you take flight it’s getting tricky in these star studded night.

I’m glad you found me.

M.A:A.X magically maliciously deliciously delicious ripe fruits for slim Pickens. I’m trading stocks and pink slips for freedom. I put the pills down and sparked the trees up. Camouflaged in the night time showing true colors. Living intentionally I ordered a big stack of flying papers.

Swoop me up in the coupe, something nonchalant. Fly me away in burning blue chariots. I know who I am.

I bought the lessons.

He gave me a song and clipped my strings.

I’m headed home to where the black boys look blue in the bayou waters. I’m moving silent, too soon for publications. Even broken clocks are right twice a day. I’m waiting for you in this glass house, I’ll let down my hair. You climb me like a tree. I sought you and found the truth between the lies.

It’s a new season. A brand new team shattering class ceilings with my freshman on varsity. She the ace up my sleeve like this bat. Four corner stars line your landing strip, praying for you safe flight no red eyes though I haven’t slept.

Licking my lips looking at red mustangs waiting on my stallion. I sat down real still, your bridle kept me silent. Jumping off the roof flying west to mercy from these lefty heights. I’ll never be right enough or see the side of the story….

My heart is heavy, swimming in circles, I’m all alone in these red salty waters wading through my tears. Keep my head up and on a swivel no ghosts crawling in my ears. I’m covered like carry my pockets feel heavy I can finally sense my left from my right.

I’m looking for the postman my Good Teacher said he sent me letters in the mouth of a big fish. I’m trying to stay the course my body is tired and worn. I’m awake though I was sleep. Blue Poppi come heed the call and come rescue me.

[kubrik-was-a-c-nt]

Something I find hilarious and wild is how Drake and Josh had an episode where it ends with the two of them doing a Blues Brothers routine for a talent show.

Like, Drake and his band were going up against an a cappella group for a talent show or whatever, and i guess in this universe Drake only wrote one song because they perform it before he's meant to go on. So to not look like he's copying them, he asks his mom to get Josh and their suits and bring him to the show, and they end up performing 'Soul Man' with harmonica and dancing and shit.

Like, that movie came out at least 10 years before their target audience was born. Who was supposed to get the reference?

[maxbegone]

On today’s random thoughts: does anyone remember the Blues Brothers inside jokes that were made in the first season of Drake and Josh, and when they performed “Soul Man” at The Premier or something?

[lboogie1906]

Yvette Nicole Brown (August 12, 1971) is an actress, comedian, writer, and host. She starred as Shirley Bennett on Community, as Dani in The Odd Couple, and as Dina Rose on The Mayor. She has had guest roles in television shows such as Drake & Josh, That ‘70s Show, The Office, Boston Legal, Chuck, The Soul Man, Mom, and Big Shot. She received a Primetime Emmy Award nomination for her role in A Black Lady Sketch Show.

She has had supporting roles in films such as (500) Days of Summer, Tropic Thunder, Repo Men, Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters, and Avengers: Endgame. She voiced Harper in the video game Minecraft: Story Mode, Cookie on Pound Puppies, Luna on Elena of Avalor, and Principal Amanda Waller in DC Super Hero Girls. She has hosted Cosplay Melee and has been a couch guest on Talking Dead. She has served as a guest co-host on talk shows including The View, The Talk, and The Real.

She was born in East Cleveland. She graduated from the University of Akron with her BA in communication. She was selected for initiation into Omicron Delta Kappa, the National Leadership Honors Society, and initiated into the Delta Pi chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority. She took acting classes in Hollywood.

She appeared as “Yvette” in the music video “1-4-All-4-1” by the East Coast Family. She appeared in commercials before entering television shows and films. She has since played roles on television shows such as The War at Home, Girlfriends, Malcolm in the Middle, That’s So Raven, Half & Half, and the American version of The Office. She had a recurring role as movie theater manager Helen Dubois in Drake & Josh. She provided the voice of Cookie on The Hub’s Pound Puppies.

She has appeared in television commercials for Hamburger Helper, Big Lots, Pine-Sol, Comcast, Aquapod, Shout, Fiber One, Yoplait Yogurt, DiGiorno Pizza, Dairy Queen, and Time Warner. She has appeared on episodes of The Thrilling Adventure Hour as “The Troubleshooter” in the Sparks Nevada, Marshall on Mars series.

She was inducted into Warrensville Heights High School’s Hall of Fame. She served on the SAG-AFTRA 2019–2021 National Board. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #alphakappaalpha

[abelkia]

La playlist de l'émission de ce jeudi matin sur Radio Campus Bruxelles entre 6h30 et 9h : La Tène "Taillée" (Ecorcha​/​Taill​é​e/Les Disques Bongo Joe/2023) Ennio Morricone "Controfase" (Controfase/Holy Basil Records/1973-2023) Tape "A Spire" (Rideau/Morr Music/2005-2022) Higelin & Areski "Chope la soupape" (Higelin & Areski/Saravah/1969) Heather Leigh "Quicksand" (I Abused Animal/Ideologic Organ/2015) (Joshua) Josh Brr "Look Floating" (Gold Cosmos/Gold Cosmos/2001) Rex "New Son" (C/Numero Group/1996) Yo La Tengo "Apology Letter" (This Stupid World/Matador Records/2023) Kae Tempest "Nothing to Prove" (The Line is a Curve/American Recordings/2022) Domenique Dumont "L'esprit de l'escalier" (Comme ça/Antinote/2015) Gheneral Thi et les Fourmis "Prima Dona" (If Paul K.'s Life Was a Movie, This Would Be the Soundtrack of His Death/STROOM/13/03/2023) Mozart Estate "Pretty Boy" (Pop-Up! Ker-ching! and The Possibilities of Modern Shopping/West Midlands/2023) Liliput "Eisiger Wind" (7"/Rough Trade Records/1981) The King of Luxembourg "Valleri" (Amen - Last Sunshine Deserts of Él Records/Richmond Records/1986-1992) Bobbejaan Schoepen "Als het vriest in Madagaskar" (The World of Bobbejaan - Songbook/Bobbejaan Records/1966-2009) Léonore Boulanger & Jean-Daniel Botta "Der patient" (Un lièvre était un très cher baiser/Slouch Hat/2022) Wimple Winch "Save My Soul" (7"/Fontana/1966) Katerine & Anne "Les mensonges" (L'Education Anglaise/Rosebud/1994) MXTC "The Last Balloon" (Apple Venus Volume 1/Ape House/1999) Nick Drake "River Man" (7"/Island Records/1969) The Durutti Column "The Beggar" (Another Setting/Factory Records/1983) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpAOXDKNx1X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lizzie-wendigo]

🎶 Ima Souuuul Maaan 🎶

Turuturu turuturu 🎵🎺

🎶 Ima Souuuul Maaan 🎶

Pwwiiiiriiiiimmmm🎵🎸

*INTENSE WHEEZY*

I've wanted to do drake and josh parodies with cupbros for a long time, but didn't know where to start, and when I saw the Blues brothers versions with cuphead of @springbon-t-art I said... "I HAVE TO DO IT" right away it came to my mind this scene of drake and josh singing "soul man". And I can't help but imagine them singing the entire scene.

And yes, I'm going to do "where is the door hole meme" animatic with the cup bros! XD

Cuphead Drake & Josh AU by Me (?

Cuphead Blues Brothers AU by @springbon-t-art

[chungster2605]

What I think the Haikyuu boys would listen to pregame but like canon and not how everyone wants them to be:

Karasuno: Seems like pop music and total memes like WATchU Kno Bout RoLLing DoWn in the DeEp would be their bread and butter. Tanaka and Noya really carried the playlist but Hinata actually added a few as well. He added the all time great, beloved, Call Me Maybe. They actually get down to the music as well. Like embarrassingly hard.

Fukurodani: I’m feeling some EDM I don’t know, just feels right. Like Bokuto would just start doing the most pulling out like the sprinkler and all that jazz and the rest of them watch in awe and disgust until Akaashi manages to make him stop.

Nekoma: Rap, like old rap. NWA, Pac, Biggie, all of those obit hits. I feel like Kuroo likes old rap he just gives me that energy. They all can get down actually. Kenma got brainwashed and is now converted into liking it but he used to hate rap. Big character development. I like to imagine them walking up to Straight Outta Compton or the Bad Boys theme

Johzenji: They are blasting the loudest and most explicit music they can find and just screaming to the lyrics throughout warm ups. CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN…. Like that. It’s a sight to behold.

Shiritorizawa: lol Anime ops. Jkjk Tendou definitely snuck like Silhouette from Naruto in though or something like it. Heavy guitar and bass music rap and rock. Only the oldies, Ushijima is an old soul. Jk he just is an old man at heart and says that back in the day the music was better, hEs so QuIrky. Can’t fault him though, the man likes classics. Think Seven Nation Army and Enter Sandman.

Seijoh: A literal hodgepodge, old Nick theme songs like the Drake and Josh and iCarly theme LMFAO THE VEGGIE TALES THEME FOR KINDAICHI ,( from the legends Hanimaki and Matsukawa) more older music(thanks Iwa), old and new pop, especially T Swizzle, (from his highness himself) really aggressive rap music from a certain angry puppy, they have a great time though.

Inarizaki: Atsumu really likes country music but Osamu really hates it but likes new rap music, which Atsumu hates in turn so there is a power struggle there. Aran doesn’t really care too too much and Suna is just amused by the screaming matches the two have, Kita ends up putting on a like a generic one that has a bunch of old hits from like 2014 and the team is happy enough with that. Side note: the team jams hard to Thrift shop is the teams jam and they go full out to it with Suna videoing it all.

[denkamis]

random things they know a weird amount about.

masterlist.

characters: langa, reki, cherry, joe, shadow, & miya.

warnings: none! just some headcanons bc i’m still mourning the end of sk8.

notes: thank you laz ( @levsbunny ) for giving me this adorable sk8 hc request, i ended up word vomiting a bit but it helped me get out of my little writing slump <3

LANGA HASEGAWA knows a lot about children's tv shows. like sitcoms and stuff. back in canada, it was a bit of a tradition to watch the saturday morning cartoons with his dad. he knows a lot of stupid jokes from like dora, toopy and binoo, pingu, the big red couch, that kind of thing. but also sitcoms like icarly, victorious, drake and josh were tokens of his childhood along with hannah montana and suite life of zack and cody. he just liked watching them because that's when his parents saw him actually show emotion.

REKI KYAN has a lot of knowledge about five nights at freddy's. he had a markiplier, jacksepticeye & pewdiepie phase. he was there for the pink mustache and probably has a plush of septic eye sam in his closet behind spare skateboards. he was so intrigued by five nights at freddy's and i feel like he would be more engrossed in the whole mechanical side of things how how the animatronics work because wo a h. bit of a bonus, but also a bit of a given, i feel like he knows a lot about cars. how they work, how they run, how to take care of them. that kinda thing

KAORU SAKURAYASHIKI knows a lot about fashion and clothing. he knows what looks good, what doesn't look good, what's in style and what's not in style. THAT BEING SAID HE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT REALITY TV. listen listen listen- he watches rupaul's dragrace and i do not take criticism. he loves watching the cat fights, the fashion challenges, he thinks it's absolutely wild and i fucking love the idea of cherry being entirely into reality tv like house hunters or queer eye. KING SHIT

KORJIRO NANJO knows a lot about old music. like i'm talking beatles, queen, disco, techno, you name it, he 1000% has a record for it (bc he has a record player at home). i see him as an old soul who knows a lot of older classics like elvis and other. please pass him the aux cord when you're driving with him, he has the perfect music for everything. he much prefers old tunes that you can dance to, whether it's swing dancing or slow dancing, i just see him as very joyful and it's an aspect of his personality that grabs the attention of the ladies too

HIROMI HIGA knows a lot about skincare. hey man, he can't have his skin breaking out under all that goth makeup now can he? he moisturizes, has a proper routine he follows every single day. if you ask him about it, he will go OFF on what's best to treat your skin for what you want to achieve. he knows how to take care of himself and will make sure you're taking care of yourself too. like he just knows the names of chemicals in certain lotions and shit and it's like "bro wtf" but he really does pay attention to those things. it's not "clown makeup", it's hiromi™ approved

MIYA CHINEN knows a lot about figurines. like where to buy them, how to clean them and make sure they're all in pristine shape. he has a lot of amiibos (those figures they have for nintendo switches) and other miscellaneous figures like pop vinyls and nendoids for his favourite video game & anime characters. they're all decorated around his room and he'll tell you where he got the best deals and how rare each of them are. miya also knows a lot about the dream smp, i don't think i have to explain myself there

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[danschneider]

It’s Drake Bell and Josh Peck in one of my favorite #DrakeAndJosh bits, EVER-- it's SOUL MAN! #BluesBrothers 😎

[max--phillips]

Ok I have a question

For years I’ve been comfortable identifying as bisexual. But a few weeks ago, something clicked. All my male crushes have been fictional and/or celebrities that I obviously have no chance with. I’ve never truly liked a man that is obtainable. How do I know if I’m actually a lesbian???? I mean, I’ll be 22 on Wednesday. I never thought I’d be questioning my sexuality again

Well, for starters, happy birthday!!

The unfortunate answer is there isn’t really a nice easy way to figure out if you’re actually a lesbian. It takes a lot of soul searching!! But here’s what I can tell you about my own experience with this exact same dilemma when I was about 20.

When I was in high school, none of my relationships with guys ever “worked out” as it were, and we always ended up just being friends. The one relationship I thought might work out and be a bit more long term sorta crumbled when he came out as a trans man. This should’ve probably been a bit of a flag to me, but I am about as oblivious as they come, so. Y’know.

On that same page, I realized I was a lesbian after a really really bad breakup with someone who wasn’t a woman/woman aligned. I’m not gonna go into detail, but it was bad, and once they were out of my life, I realized that male/male aligned people were just... not attractive to me. The idea of dating anyone after that breakup was pretty gross to me for a HOT minute, but they were the only person that was making me hold on to the bi/pan label I had been using since I was 13. It sucked that that’s what it took, but hey, I’m glad I figured it out.

In a similar regard, when I was a lot younger (I’m talking elementary school), I remember always noticing how pretty the older (ie middle school) girls were. I have no recollection of thinking anything similar about the boys. At the time I’m sure I thought it was just because I wanted to look like them, but looking back now, it was definitely like. A thing.

I have this vivid memory of someone asking me who my celebrity crush was when I was a kid and panicking because I didn’t know that was a thing and just saying “Drake Bell” because I knew I liked drake and Josh and I could not think of anyone else.

Did you have a bad case of “I’m not like other girls?” Boy I sure did, and this culminated in me having this weird allegiance to team Jacob in the height of the twilight hype and a very forced crush on Taylor Lautner. Posters plastered on my walls and everything. Did I actually find him attractive? Eh

Later down the road when I was in high school and even college, I had plenty of opportunity to get busy with guys I knew, and I NEVER took any of them. I always chickened out at the last minute. And I never really knew why, it wasn’t that I was scared to do it. I chalked it up to being scared I’d get caught, but now I know it’s because I didn’t want to have sex with men.

The thing that I do sometimes when I question my sexuality (which happens more frequently than I’d like, honestly, but it’s less of a self exploration thing and more of a self doubt thing) is ask myself if I could actually see myself settling down with a man for the rest of my life. The answer is always no.

The other surprising thing for me is how my relationship with my gender has changed and, frankly, improved since I’ve figured out I was a lesbian. It’s hard to explain, but I’ve always had a weird relationship with womanhood (see: I’m not like other girls, constantly got in the boys line when teachers in elementary school would make us get in gendered lines, dressed very masculinely in high school) and it’s still a little weird (hence the whole being non-binary thing) but I’m not NOT a woman completely?? But the only connection to womanhood that I have is being a lesbian. And it makes it easier for me to have that piece of myself when I know it’s because I love other women.

One thing that I’d recommend you reading into is compulsory heterosexuality, or comphet. It’s what I experienced in middle school with Taylor Lautner, and it’s honestly part of what I’m experiencing now with Pedro Pascal (though I’ll say some of that is definitely gender envy but that’s an entirely different story). Sometimes lesbians will experience (or think they’re experiencing) attraction to a man, and it has to do with societal expectations of women to be for male consumption and all that jazz. Sometimes it manifests in crushes on men who are entirely unattainable, be that because they’re fictional or celebrities.

The most important thing, though, is if you think it describes you. Does it make you feel comfortable? Relieved, even? Is it empowering?

Final suggestion: read about how other lesbians figured out they were a lesbian. Sometimes the answer is “I always knew,” but oftentimes it isn’t, and knowing what kind of soul searching they did might be a good guide. I know I certainly don’t have all the answers. That being said, I hope that this helps, and I hope that you find something comfortable for you soon 💖 if you have any questions, please ask!!!!!! I’m an open book!!

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Comfort food(s): Kraft Mac n’ Cheese, Mama Cozzi’s brand pizza (same brand pizza they used to make at the public pool snack bar I went to as a kid), and my grandma’s lasagna

Comfort clothes: My dad’s old Triumph Motorcycles t-shirt, this ratty crew neck with holes in the sleeves where I stick my thumbs, Adidas basketball shorts, and old Converse

Comfort item(s): Purple dinosaur blanket my grandma made me when I was a toddler, IKEA shark, and this childhood floppy dog plush who watches over me

Comfort character(s): Agent 47, Astro Boy, Darkrai, and just.... all of my OCs

Comfort song(s): Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka, Soul Meets Body (Death Cab for Cutie), anything by Louis Prima, and anything by Frank Sinatra

Comfort YouTuber: Foo the Flowerhorn (PLEASE watch, I highly highly recommend)

Comfort video game(s): Okami, PMD Blue Rescue Team, Pokemon Ranger, and ALL of the Professor Layton games

Comfort film(s): The Land Before Time, Cats and Dogs, Lady and the Tramp, Osmosis Jones, Mary Poppins, and Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Comfort show: Man, this one’s harder... Maybe old Spongebob? Wait... Drake and Josh. Oh and Full House :)

EDIT: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

Comfort stim: Squishing things. Anything squishy but it has to be a specific kind of squishy. Also popping bubble wrap (my manager at work always gives me bubble wrap bless her). I vocal stim too but preferably when I’m alone, I chirp and squeak a lot.

Comfort activity: Anything having to do with my plants, painting, sewing, creature hunting outside (like frogs and snakes, stuff I can catch)

Tagging: I still don’t know anyone well enough to tag ;v;